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Biglou and the Academy Awards

2012-02-11T12:50:00.001-05:00

Today's Blog by Biglou is Titled, Biglou and the Academy Awards!!!!!!!! Many of you know that Biglou was and still is an acomplished Actor, or as those on the stage like to call Biglou an acclaimed Thespian.... Biglou does not like to be called Thespian.... Biglou thinks it sounds Feminine of sorts, and Biglou is all about the machismo.....

Anyways back in his working actor days, Biglou was nominated for many Oscars.. Although Biglou feels that he was slighted on all occasions. Nonetheless Biglou does not need some organization to tell him that he is a great actor... Biglou knows that he can act with anyone.... Many of you still remember some of Biglou's great roles... Here is biglou in "The kid from Leftfield"

Back to Biglou and the Oscars... Who does Biglou like in this year's Oscars???? Good Question??? Better Question???? who, or what are nominated for this years Oscars.... Even better Question, who is not Nominated for an Oscar...,,, Since they now Nominate 10 People for all the awards... It is Harder to not get nominated, than to get nominated...

Back in Biglou's Day,, you had to be good, to get nominated.... Now all you have to do is be in a movie.... or if your name is George or Brad, or Leo, you automatically get nominated, but you never win..... It usually goes to some English "thespian" in some weird movie, that Biglou never heard of.....

The Biglou Golden Globe award for "Comedy or Musical" goes to ...

2012-01-16T09:50:00.000-05:00

Yep, That's right. Bridesmaid was the best Comedy or Musical.... I am not sure which one... Was it a comedy or musical... I don't remember any singing... or dancing.. But Biglou laughed a lot....

Kim K. just got divorced

2011-11-08T19:04:00.000-05:00

It was like 2 weeks ago, Biglou was reporting Kim K. just got married...

Now Biglou is reporting Kim K. just got Divorced....

In the words of biglou "the more things change the more they stay the same...

Biglou thinking about going to see the HELP again... Biglou can't figure out why so many people are seeing this Movie... And Biglou wants to see if he is missing something...

2011-09-07T21:36:00.001-04:00

Biglou hasn't seen an Emma Stone movie all week.. Where has Emma gone.. Where's Emma, where did she go... Is her streak over... Is the Emma Stone Streak OvER????

Maybe the reason Biglou is going to go see the HELP again, is because he misses Emma Stone.....Biglou has not seen or heard from Emma in 2 whole Days!!!!!

Who else is in the HELP???? What is all the fuss about?? Is it the Feel good movie of the Year??? Will it make you laugh??? Will it make you cry?????.... Will it make you laugh and cry at the same time... ????/ Is it humanly possible to laugh and cry at the same time???/ Is Emma Stone Human.??? Can one human be in 5 movies at one time.??? You can if your name is Emma....

There is a reason Biglou has never Gone to the MOON!!!!!!

2011-08-30T10:53:00.000-04:00

Although Biglou is a world traveler and also a space traveler as you can see by his helmet... That is a double insulated platinum metal core ultra light weight lord helmet that biglou wears.... They don't give those to just anyone.

There is a reason Biglou has not gone to the moon, and the movie Apollo 18 will tell you why....When will Apollo 18 hit the theatres.... September 3rd, and Biglou will be in the front row at the 10AM show...

Big Movie of the Week!!!!,,,, "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark",,,?????

2011-08-25T18:55:00.000-04:00

Everyone is talking about the movie "Don't Be Afraid of the Dark"... Biglou just heard about it... Biglou seems to be out of the loop, "as they say"... Biglou should be up on the "BIG" movie of the week, But it looks like he dropped the ball..

"Don't be Afraid of the Dark", stars everyone's favorite Edwina Richard, who you should remember for unforgettable part, in that unforgettable movie, "Fool's Gold", that starred the forgettable Mathew Mconohey, and Biglou favorite Kate (daughter of one of the Hudson Brothers) Hudson. In "Fool' Gold", Edwina played the part of the Gem Crew Woman... Is it starting to come back now??????? Do you now remember Her??

Also in "Don't be Afraid of the Dark" stars everyones all time favorite Paul Gleeson.. Biglou has never heard of Paul Gleeson.. Biglou thinks he got the job, maybe because his father is Jackie Gleason??? Biglou not sure if nepotism played a a part in thss??? Jackie Gleason who is also known as the "Great One".. What does Jackie Gleason and Wayne Gretzky have in Common.???? Answer, They are both called the "Great One....

Wayne Gretzky is married to Janet Jones, who was great in "Chorus Line", and she also starred in the "Flamingo Kid", with Hector Elezondo...Matt Dillon was also in that....Also, Biglou just found this out, Janet Jones played in that baseball movie about women playing baseball, "A League of their Own".... Biglou did not know that Janet Jones played a pitcher for the RACINE team... Also Biglou just found out that Tea Leoni played in that movie too.. How bout that".......

Kim K. just got married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-08-21T00:23:00.001-04:00

Did Kim K. just get married????

Or is it a Hoax?????????????

Why would Kim K. get married ... wouldn't that ruin her allure.... So, did she really get married, and what does Reggie Bush think of all this... Wasn't she engaged to Reggie, like about a week ago.???? What is up with that?????

Where is Reggie NOW????

Friday Night at the Movies

2011-08-16T21:03:00.001-04:00

Biglou will be going to the movies this Friday Night... He will not be in disguise, He will be dressed as Biglou..
Biglou will not be signing autographs. Biglou just wants to go to the movie theater just like all you regular people....

Biglou just want to "blend".. Biglou doesn't want any special favors Biglou will pay for his own ticket and he will pay for his own soda.. There is a rumor that Biglou will even be Buttering his OWN popcorn.... That is going to be hard to believe...Get out your camera phones and take a a picture of that... it might be the last and only time you see biglou and buttering his popcorn...Biglou usually gets 4 pumps of butter on his corn...... Biglou does enjoy his Butter....

Biglou has not decided what movie he will see, and he hasn't decided what Movie Theatre he will go to... Biglou will be going to one of those MEGA movie Theatres..,,, But he hasn't decided which one...

Biglou will probaby see either "Colombian" , or "Our Idiot Brother" or "Apollo 18"..... Biglou is not too excited about the "Colombian"... Biglou doesn't know too much about Colombians...

Biglou is a little excited about "Our Idiot Brother"..... Biglou can relate to the "Idiot Brother" movie....

Biglou also might see Apollo 18....Biglou liked Apollo 13 with Tom Hanks... so Apollo 18 might be 5 times better??????

GLEE the Movie is nonstop musical entertainment

2011-08-14T14:11:00.000-04:00


This girl plays in Glee

This is Fran Drschner.. She does NOT Play on GLEE.

A MUST SEE.!!!!!!!!!!
Many of you probably do not know this but Biglou was once in the GLEE Club... Biglou starred for the GLEE club in the 4rh Grade...Biglou's Glee Club was famous for its rendition of the "LOVE BOAT", and they were world renowned for their version of the BEE GEES "STAYING ALIVE"... I...I... I.. staying alive, staying alive.
Biglou is very proud of his singing abilties and can be found at many Karaoke contests around the major metropolitan areas across the country and Europe...

One of Biglou's favorite "GLEEsters" is ADELE. Adele is pretty famous right now... She's got the new song "rolling in the deep" Biglou saw her sing it on that dancing show, and Biglou really liked it... It seems all the shows play a version of ADELE's rolling in the deep.. The girl on American Idol sang it (Haley Rheinhart, she came in 3rd Place) Here is her rendition of "Rolling in the deep" Biglou likes Haley's rendition of Rolling in the Deep better than Adele'.

Also the girl on "THE VOICE" did "rolling in the deep".... So it is a very popular song....

HELP,,,,another Big WEEK for HELP the MOVIE

2011-08-11T08:22:00.006-04:00

Biglou saw The Help last nite.. Biglou went to the Big MegaPixel Movie theatre that was with IMAX...
Biglou did not need the IMAX for this movie.

Most people don't know it, but THE HELP was a book first..

.Biglou read the book, so he was very familiar with the Movie... Biglou was NOT a fan of the BOOK, but the Movie was better than the BOOK...

Most Movies are better than the BOOK..... Biglou like Movies a lot more than Books...

Books take about 7 weeks to read a whole book... Biglou is talking about the WHOLE Book, which means NO skipping pages or "speed reading" through the boring stuff.. When Biglou reads a book, he reads the whole book, even the epilogue, and the bibliography, and the table of contents.. Biglou don't play....

a good Movie takes about 90 minutes to watch..... Biglou could watch about 7,332 movies in the time it takes him to read ONE BOOK...

THE HELP had Emma Stone in it. And she is in a movie every week now... Every week an Emma Stone movie opens.. Emma has only been in One good movie her whole life..(SuPERBAD)..and she wasn't the star in that movie..

Biglou does not know why she is in all these movies lately. She aint all that... and she is kind of awkward looking...She kind of got an overbite going on, and she talks kind of funny....Biglou don't know what all the attraction is all about....
Look for Emma Stone in her new movie that opens August 14th, at a Theatre near YOU...

Help the movie is hogwild.. Biglou can't believe what is going on with this movie...this is a phenomenom... like that movie with john travolta.....

Biglou and the Planet of the Apes

2011-08-09T11:29:00.002-04:00

Biglou will be reviewing all of the Planet of the Apes Movies... biglou is a a big fan of the Ape epilogue....

The 1st Planet of Apes???? 1968 correct..
The 2nd Planet of Apes???? 2001 correct
The hopefully last Planet of Apes???? 2011, cross our fingers....

Biglou enjoyed the love story between the Ape and the woman.

Biglou also likes the part when they shoot the Ape off of the Empire State Building...

Cowboys and Aliens....... what is the scoop on this MOVIE

2011-08-07T21:43:00.000-04:00

Cowboys and Alines?????? Biglou has been hearing a lot of interesting and good things about this Movie...

Biglou went to go see this movie over the weekend at his Local Movie Pub on a Saturday afternoon.... a 3 o'clock showing was only $5 dollars..... What makes Biglou so great is that when he goes to these $5 dollars showing at the Movie Pub House is that Biglou does NOT spend any money on the PUB.. all Biglou does is spend $5 dollars for the Movie....

You would think that since Bgilou is a Movie reviewer he does NOT have to pay to see Movies... That is true.. and Biglou will be compensated if he was to purchase a BEER or Wine at the MOVIE.. But Biglou does NOT drink anything that may IMPAIR his Movie Critiquing ability... BIglou takes his MOVIE reviewing very seriously and must use all his Six Senses to give an accurate opinion on the movies that he reviews........

Biglou has been away for awhile

2011-08-03T22:47:00.001-04:00

Biglou has been put away for awhile but he will be back
real soon.

Biglou went on what he likes to call a "vacation".. He had to get away from all the craziness of watching all those movies for all those years..

Where biglou went they don't have TV's or Movies or much of sunlight...One hour in the yard everyday...Biglou met a lot of different types of people and he made a few good friends.. Biglou was in a One room efficiency with one bath.. The view was not too good.. It was NOT an ocean view room. or a street side view either...

Look for Biglou right here. He will be surfacing real soon....

Biglou just saw "The Fighter"

2011-05-06T13:36:00.000-04:00

Could be the greatest movie of this decade.

Biglou laughed, cried, and laughed again, and then finally Biglou cried again...
"The Fighter" is the feel good movie of the year...

Biglou wonders if the real Charlene resembles Amy Adams?????

Certifiably Jonathan

2011-04-12T10:33:00.000-04:00

biglou gives Certifiably Jonathon 2 Biglouees....

Shutter Island

2011-04-05T23:02:00.001-04:00

Headline: SHUTTER ISLAND confuses Biglou....

appeared in the great movie "13 going on 30"

Also appears in the movie "Chaos Theory"

Biglou was and is confused on Shutter Island...... Please Explain, because biglou does not want to watch it again.

Biglou gives Shutter Island 2 Biglouees....

Which one of these 2 appeared on the TV show "Growing Pains"

Appeared in the TV show "Sopranos" pleying the part of Ben Kingsley.. It was a stretch...

Chaos Theory

2011-04-05T10:47:00.001-04:00

Also appears in a movie called "BURIED".. Biglou recommends...

Chaos Theory starring Ryan Reynolds gets 3 biglouees....... Biglou highly recommends it...

Also appears on new TV show called Mad Love..

Also appears in the movie "Shutter Island"

Yes Man

2011-04-04T00:38:00.000-04:00

Is a NO,,,

In Honor of Baseball's Opening Day... Biglou has a Poll on the Best Baseball Movies of all time.... Please Vote

2011-04-01T10:52:00.001-04:00

In Honor of Baseball's opening Day... Biglou has created a poll on the the greatest baseball movies of all time.... Some interesting things came up.... The great Charlie Sheen is in 2 of the movies nominated for greatest baseball movie of all time..... Kevin Costner appears and stars in 2 of the movies also....

Robert Deniro is in 2 baseball movies....

The Great Wesley Snipes is in 2 baseball Movies...He played Willie Mays in Major League... and then he played Barry Bonds in "The Fan".... 24 and 25...he played centerfield as Mays, and Left field as Bonds...

Charlie Sheen for the Cleveland Indians and the Chicago Whitesox....


this guy also appeared in the bourne identiy..


John Cusack in Martian Child, NOT a Baseball Movie.. appeared in "8 men OUT", a baseball movie... Also appeared in "HOT tub time Machine"...a geat movie..

Coal Miner's Review

2011-03-31T12:59:00.000-04:00

Here it is....

You should wear this while you are outside

2011-03-07T11:39:00.000-05:00

Oscar the Grouch is the Winner!!!!!!!

2011-03-04T10:30:00.000-05:00

Biglou was 10 for 10, on his Oscar Picks...... That is why they call him biglou the movie reviewer!!!!....

Updated Oscar News !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

2011-02-24T09:57:00.002-05:00

Biglou Mentor "Oscar the Grouch"

the great Oscar Madison

Oscar de la Renta

Pound for Pound the world's greatest fighter!!!

Updated Lists of Greatest Oscars of all time!!!!

The Big "O" Oscar Robertson

Please Vote!!!!! On your left......

Oscar Wilde

The Great Oscar Gamble..

Everyone's Favorite Dog "Oscar Mayer"..

Biglou reveals the greatest Oscars of All TIME!!!!!

2011-02-23T19:57:00.006-05:00

the great Oscar Madison

Oscar de la Renta

pound for pound the world's greatest fighter OSCAR de le Hoya...

Stay tuned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! for the winners.!!

Not too many newborns are named Oscar.. Here is some of the greatest Oscars of All Time

Biglou almost forgot the Big "O" Oscar Robertson

Almost Forgot, Biglou's Childhood Mentor, "Oscar the Grouch"

Oscar Wilde

The Great Oscar Gamble..

Everyone's Favorite Dog "Oscar Mayer"..

Biglou will be revealing the OSCAR Winners !!!!!!!!!!!!

2011-02-23T11:50:00.000-05:00

THIS is The BEST MOVIE

This is the Winner for best SCORE....

Best Actor in a Lead ROLE..

Best Supporting Actor..

Best Cinematography.... "The Way Back".