Check out the Indy Mogul (indymogul.com) Season 03 Promo video!

Make sure you stick around for the end and watch the trailer for the upcoming test film, which will be released next Tuesday, July 14th!!!.. MUUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA

~Bill

Narrator: You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O’Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it’s ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?

@BillCammack > @DatingGenius > @InfamousVillain …

Mobile Download => How We’re Livin’

Promo video for upcoming series “How We’re Livin’”, coming in 2009 from BillCammack.com.

Available Formats: Audio (.mp3)

Track: “Recognize” (Instrumental) by DJ Premier

Lyrics (Requested by Adria)

Yeah, ok, so
Yeah, ok, so, you know…
This is for Brett Petersel
Gotta let him know what time it is
Gotta let him know whose rhyme it is

Yo Brett, just stop rapping
When you’re on the mic
There’s nothin’ happenin’
No toes are tappin’
No fingers are snappin’
People on their gPhones mappin’
Ways to get out of Tech Karaoke
‘Cause your style is hokey
Nobody’s tryin’na hear it
Your rhymes are wack
Eminem called
He said he wants his style back
You think it’s rosey
You can’t depose me
You can’t out-pose me
That’s why your girl chose me
I told her to hold me
Got her to ____ me
When it comes to this rap game here
You got nothing to show me
I’m starting to snore
Your rhymes are a bore
The good lyrics you wrote
Resolve to 404
I can’t find them
So now, it’s Tech Beef
‘Cause no one on the corner’s got swagger like me
I’m sellin’ on cruxy while the labels ignore ya
You need some help? I’ll cut you some slack
And I’ll produce your next track FOR ya

See what I mean?
Brett, you know
Just stay off the mic
You know
You really don’t have a chance,
But I mean
If you really wanna try it…
Look..

Come see me on the deuce
I’m always in the NY
Give you a bus pass
Send you back to LI
I’m a general
I treat you like a GI
Tell you like Marley
You can’t even See “I”
My hair is long
but I don’t claim Rastafari
It stays wavy
And nothing can save ye, so
Stay off the mic
And don’t try to play me
Need me to write some rhymes for you?
You could pay me
Ask your gal
She likes to use paypal

Try not to hate
Your girl takes me on virtual dates
She calls the deli
They deliver me crepes
She fans me with the left, with the right
She’s… feeding me grapes
Like Ali, I must be the greatest (must be the greatest)
Brett Petersel, I’m sorry to say this
Go check your girl’s iPod
Because you know she’s gonna play this

Thank You!
Thank You!
My Public!
My Peoples!
MY PEOPLES!
Thank You!
Bill Cammack vs Brett Petersel
Tech Beef!
Y’all wanna hear Brett try to rhyme?
Yeah. That’s what I thought!
The people have spoken!
Brett? It’s on you!
Get on the mic
and let’s see how YOU do
Thank You
Thank You
No autographs, please!
No autographs, please!

Thank God for New York City and The United States of America!

Available Formats: iPod Video (.mp4) | g1 Video (.mp4)

Editor: Bill Cammack

Cast: Halley, Bill, Corinne, Rob, Lindsey, Justin, Marissa, Jared, Michelle, Erik, Scott, Phil, Limor, Liz, Bre, Lux, Chloe, Tim, Rae, Kenyatta, Adam, Erica, Jesse, Jen, Josh, Bill B., Victoria, Jett, Patty, David, David K., Andrew, Ian, Riccardi, Betty, Travis, Amir, Lee, Casey, Pinbo, Shavanna, Adrienne, Meg, Will, Vanessa, Andres, Dena, Bobby, Felicia, Rachel, Paul, Todd & Florence

Music: 311-Down

Calling it a year on my top-10 ranking for "Bill" on Google.

February 15, 2008 -> February 10, 2009

Thanks to all of my viewers, readers & commenters! Time to change the game…..

Congratulations to President Barack Obama: 44th President of the United States of America!!!

The New York Times ran a classified ad stating that there was a job fair Friday at the Pierre Hotel to replace about 250 jobs lost during an ongoing renovation.

This is what happened….

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Episode: “For Barack and John” (download iPod version)
Show: “Rock Star” (category | rss feed | iTunes)
Host: Bill Cammack
NewInNovember: newinnov.tumblr.com

Tags: bill cammack, rock star
 

Election day is tomorrow… November 04, 2008. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate of your choice. If you don’t choose the next President of the United States of America, somebody else will choose him FOR you.

Make sure you feel good about yourself for the next four years by letting your voice be HEARD tomorrow in the voting booth. Be a DECIDER! VOTE!

Bill Cammack… Cold Lampin’ @ The White House

1) Don’t hit it… evAr

Yes. I know. This tip is useless, because you were only talking to her in the first place so you could have sex with her. I know. I know….

2) Time her cycle [Edit: Extended discussion/explanation @ "Don't Try The Rhythm Method". Basically, *ANY* technique for avoiding pregnancy that involves getting *ANY* liquid on a chick other than your saliva is *COMPLETELY* *RETARDED*!]

Relatively, there’s only a small window of time during which you can accidentally get your girl pregnant… I mean, ACTUALLY get your girl pregnant. According to
The American Pregnancy Association:

“During the time of ovulation, an egg is available to be fertilized for only about 12-24 hours. But since sperm can live in the body for 3-5 days and then the egg is available for one day, your most fertile time is considered to be about 5-7 days.”

Even if we stretch that to 10 days, you have another 20 days each month that you can do what you say, say what you mean and one thing won’t lead to another!

YOUR assignment, if you choose to accept it, is to figure out which week out of each month you need to regularly have one whole hell of a lot of headaches and late nights at the office!

3) No Glove… No Love

Condoms don’t fail because the factory made them poorly. They fail because YOU didn’t put them on correctly. Make sure the condom fits. Make sure you leave space at the top for your… Happy Ending.

Here’s a tip. If the sex starts feeling “too good”, the condom probably broke or rolled off. STOP &#@$%G RIGHT NOW! and go get another condom.

4) Only screw chicks with career aspirations

Make sure you talk about careers early in your relationship with your girlfriend. If her chosen career path dictates that she can’t afford to take time off for maternity leave, you’re IN THERE!

Just don’t bungle the position by a) making her fall in love with you so she no longer cares about careers or money, or b) getting that big promotion that makes her feel like starting a family off of YOUR paycheck.

5) Hit it during her period [Edit: Revised. I didn't express myself properly here. I should have said "Hit it on THE FIRST DAY of her period" See the comments below or read "Don't Try The Rhythm Method" for clarification. Thanks to Kenya for bringing it up in the comments and thanks to other friends of mine for bringing it up IRL in the time since I initially made this post. ]

Hey…. What goes up…. Must come down!

DatingGenius