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Little Johnny Strikes Again

bingbong — Sat, 28 Jun 2008 11:48:46 +0000

The teacher asks kindergarten students what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for. First pupil: ‘Tylenol?’ Teacher: ‘Very good! And what is it used for?’ Pupil: ‘It is used for headaches’ Second pupil: ‘Nytol Teacher’ Teacher: ‘Excellent. And what it is used for?’ Pupil: ‘To help you sleep’ Now it is Johnny’s turn and he says: ‘Viagra’ Teacher, slightly [...]

Ghetto Spelling

bingbong — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 11:59:40 +0000

Leroy is a 20 year-old 5th grader. This is Leroy’s homework assignment. He must use each vocabulary word in a sentence. 1. Hotel – I gave my girlfriend da crabs, and the ho Tel everybody! 2. Dictate – My girlfriend say my dictate good. 3. Rectum – I had two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both! 4. Disappointment – My [...]

In The Toilet

bingbong — Thu, 26 Jun 2008 13:57:09 +0000

Gary and Lorne were standing at the urinals in a public lavatory, when Gary glanced over and noticed that Lorne’s penis was twisted like a corkscrew. “Wow,” Gary said. “I’ve never seen one like that before.” “Like what?” Lorne said. “All twisted like a corkscrew,” Gary said. “Well, what’s yours like?” Lorne said. “Straight, like normal,” Gary said. “I thought mine [...]

Why I Need A Raise

bingbong — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 12:04:48 +0000

A Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’ Maria: ‘Well Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.’ Wife: ‘Who said you iron better than me?’ Maria: ‘Your husband said so.’ Wife: ‘Oh.’ Maria: [...]

Signs That You’re Really Broke

bingbong — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 20:06:24 +0000

American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!” Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe. Long distance companies no longer call you to switch. Your credit card companies raised the [...]

Dear Staff

bingbong — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 17:04:08 +0000

RAISES - It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. a.. If we see you are wearing Prada sneakers and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. b.. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money [...]

Retard

bingbong — Sat, 21 Jun 2008 11:34:36 +0000

What do you call a retard with a hard on? A slow poke.

Taking A Shower

bingbong — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 13:35:55 +0000

Why do men take showers instead of baths? Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

How Do You Know..

bingbong — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:34:24 +0000

How do you know when a Cub Scout becomes a Boy Scout? When he eats a Brownie.

Two Words

bingbong — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:26:07 +0000

Parking in the driveway after their first date, Roger leaned over and gave Linda a passionate kiss. When she responded warmly, he unzipped his fly and pulled her hand to his penis. Furious, Linda opened the door and jumped out of the car. “I’ve got just two words for you,” she screamed.”Disgusting pig!” And I’ve [...]