tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:49:02 +0000I actually had to go look up mesclunButch and Grams for SO MUCH WINyes I'm sure they are fabulous but there's no way those Beekman Boys could be more of an obsession than BGJWthx again Stacy#dapperisthenewbitchslapall the way oh and gambattewe kind of all spazzed when Tara tweeted let's get revenge #sochi2014 gaaaaaaaaaahMom are we there yetsilly words to speakDenis PetukhovRumour Has It that this costume really really needs to be worn more often not by Someone Like You just by youit takes more than sperm to be a real dad and sometimes no sperm at allmay we never forgethoping Satan is not guest-hosting next week as wellso hoping that someone is filming this road tripruffled shirt Chanel brooch pointy shoes those gorgeous legslove their new Twitter bios#NotClearOn the BGJW2 start dateI'm a Stickler for SignageI have no idea what anyone else should be doingso yesterday was J-tweet and twitpic heavenI think jetlag is making the Picspam Fairy just a little loopy but I love the photos she takes when she's like thatcan't get enough of that jacketI think Valentine's Day 2012 will be much better for himJohnny we love you and your familyI couldn't decide so I posted them allthis mammoth thingLady Gagakind and patient every single time with every single personarigatoso I guess this makes me an uber-canhe's still overheating in Shanghaia day without a Johnny twitpic is like um let's go with foreverneed a meet-n-greet with Viacheslav Romanovlove his nailsa big yes to more BGJWWTMWin honor of all victims of bullying and in determination to make it stopwonder how many calls they've already gotten for appointments with Dorinethx to everyone who is tweet-voting like there's no tomorrow which there isn'tCold-EEZETubey AwardsArmy of WeirFireworks Sports MarketingBRB watching his performance againthanks Eric your pics are awesomethru my marriage I think Victor and I will inspire a lot of peopleSkating With the StarsRobin is going to see Johnny live for the 1st time ever and she's already all SQUEEEE and there's still like 9 days to go I totally get thatwill he agree to just pay in snuffleswe may now need to ration our picspam carefullyI'll donate to get the album but what I really want is the videoand of course getting in shows around the world imprisonment on skating spectacularclearly I need a pair of black-tie overallsArmy of Onedon't underestimate the things that he will doiTunesNon Je Ne Regrette Rienah the finale I laughed I cried I considered an exciting new career in bludgeoning f*cktard judges for fun and profitthe future is his but I'm hoping he'll shareUniversallySuckyFatheadedSloringAsshatsTyler Clementi Asher Brown Seth Walsh Justin Aaberg Raymond Chase Billy LucasSkate for the Heartyes we canlove loveNow my glass hat is dirty because you burp in it2010 Olympicshe absolutely loves his peoniesapparently I gave up sleep for Lent and never looked backlove one anotherBGJWlove one another as I have loved youChelsea Latelywould it be too much to want chocolate in the shape of Johnnyamazeballsif there's one thing we want Johnny to be more of it's visiblehonestly Facebook WTFI got to pull out my pocket protector and calculator for this entry you have no idea how happy that makes me then I saw three red carsBTW did you voteTara and Eric are really good at this picspam thing thank you both so muchhe's gained 10K followers in 70 daysI'll never be able to say what I want that's why I write it all hereFWIW Bible notes that Harold is an idiotLuisa I am so happy for you especially after the week you hadthis should also be on a lighted billboard directly across from my houseyour strengths reside within your weaknessso watch the showorange juice sourdough toast chicken fingers cheesecake whipped cream and 6% body fatdoes anyone else feel a sudden urge to go outside and playreliving every minute and loving it all over againthank you Tara these are awesomeI am so excite wasn't sure if you noticedwonderful to see people you love being completely overwhelmingly IN love and then deluged with love and good wishesso I ran out of stuff to say here because I’m enraptured by that Raphael-like photo and also I’m kinda tired just following all the stuff this week IDK how they all do it…not sure which part is actually robotic but who careslove this pic but if it's not your thing feel free not to say sosince we're almost family I'd like to have you all over for Thxgiving to meet Johnny my nearly-kinda-cousin-twice-removedTanya thank you this photo is just breathtaking and I love that he looks so happyyes BB you will always be our Olympic champion from Vancouver 2010#youdapplikethatand I am reminded all over again that there is no other skater like himlove Johnny and Laurieann's rapportit's a tough job but someone's got to be snuffledthe Mook Book is an indescribably delicious must-haveyes we have yet more photos coming upSouth Africa or South Dakota?HDOIhe also wore a Rick Owens dress on Monday need picsI just ran out and bought everything hazelnut I could find so my house could smell like Johnnyreally IDK why she cracked up when Robin called her the "Queen Mother" :)why is it called a Mook BookKOI was pretty wonderful but thisFeast of the Orange Mongoosehoping he gets exactly what he needs from this tripGoCheeksGoSeptember 11loved meeting some fans for the first time and seeing others againnext up Idaho which is kind of like a foreign country also at least to me cuz I've been thereArtistry On Icetoday he's off to the rink with his SP music and a very happy heart I can't wait to see how that all comes togetherthank you so much dear generous Russian fans for sharing your beautiful photoslove to Annie and Kathycompassionhe was just wonderfulI ♥ HanukI don’t want a John-terventionhave I mentioned I'm also a Viktor Petrenko stanI love that it's really just all about the StarbucksI will take off helmet but please don't biteBluefly.comdare to beglobes are inexpensiveGlo.comvote Fred and Rebeccaplease lucky SFH attendees shower us with pics and vidsthere is nothing godly about turning your back on others’ sufferingmath is your friend maybe not your best friendbitch pleasealready imagining the shoe convos btwn Johnny and SJPPatti I still want to have coffee with youa journey I never imagined I'd take but wouldn't have wanted to miss for the worldKings On IceStyleCasterontd_skatingso much fun and worth every mind-numbing hour behind the wheelplans are made to be broken no waitwe now return to LA and our regularly scheduled conspiracyRussian fans rockSign Your Life Awayzzzzzzzz I'm too tired to write any other tagsmaybe there's more singing in LA with him and RevoLucianso thrilled for European fans#justletmegetmyselfready #yougorightaheadwelljustbeoverherego bitchI'm not scared of your Dirty Lovebreathless to see exactly what SJP will be doing as VIP Guest in Shanghaiyes BB you are prettyas long as you believe in and love yourself nothing but good will happen to youYou'll Know The Cabal By Our Signsvote-donate-tweet-post-pimp-repeatneed more seminarsTara I love youpink mush of heppiMacy’spimping is always the answer especially when the question is what can we do to helpthank God for Victorfiercenessam trying to live out loud but sometimes the loudest part is the fear of doing just thateven SOI posts their loser schedulestill LMAO at dapperNight of a Thousand GownsPoker Facewhat's a strawberry bitchplus he also did a great job filling in gaps and coping with snafus like mixed-up cue cardslegendaryJames Van Der Beek is a good sportMel and I are wondering if he drew a reindeer on the reindeer-pelt box againplease give us a hintfantastic show with wonderful skatersthe coolest mom everBrad Bellmore adorable kid pics coming uplove the dresseshis laugh always makes me laugh♥ the intensity and passion on his facesayonaralove Johnny and SashaI dunno if meds are really the answer maybe just a conscienceI love watching people discover him and figure out that he’s nothing like the preconceived notions they may have hadI know we're supposed to have compassion but I've looked and looked and I just can't find any for the cruel idiocy that is the skating federationfrantic to know what the ratings wereseriously wish they’d sayit was exhausting just watching him and yet he was as energetically engaged with the very last person in line as he was with the firstI'm so sorry you got hurt and I hope it's better soonBuffy the Vampire Slayerit is an embarrassment of Weirmas riches this monthI want to be an astronaut when I grow upI am so impressed and moved once again by the extraordinary quality of Japanese journalismI love the idea of Marie Antoinette hanging out in the East Villageaaaand we just have 50+ practice pics to go plus some leftover BR and Ave Mariaif this is a Bad Romance I think my head would explode from a Good oneStars on IceGlitter and Icealways love pics of him and his mamalove this whole opening numberStephanie Handlernow i am stupid and own itKelly Ripayeah did I mention we got some photoslove that he was rocking those boots and leather jeggingsJesus weptum yeah talk about Dirty Love#FBfailwhat a f*cktardthis does not in any way improve my opinion of figure-skating officialdomNBC needs to hire him to commentate the minute he retiresOut 100I'm not good at byesGareth Pugh leather leggings plus just his whole entire outfit = SO MUCH WINso much prettysix or seven months gaaaaah thank Weirsus we still have 2000+ HDOI photos to carry us throughI said prepositions not propositionshey Dingles we'll follow you until you love us especially if you tweet at usOMG all four of them are absolutely stunningsudden spike in sales of Mario Kartdapper is the new geekyI have no idea how Johnny does it all especially with the über jet laghe looks like an angel on the icethoughts and prayers are with all those affected by Irene and her aftermath of power outages and floodingHoliday Dreams on IceIDEK what to say at this point about this endless stream of incredible photos so Imma just keep repeating "thank you" to all involvedlet them drink StarbucksBoz Weirthe meet-n-greet will be amazingI wonder if he's already been to 2012 and whether it's true that Sarah Palin is the Antichrist and that's what the Mayans were so afraid ofSkater of the YearRobin I couldn't think of any other witty labels because I hit my head during the fainting sceneSmuckers Stars on IceAdam LambertSweet Weirsus let there be white Speedos just everywhere in Twitpic ParadiseBe Good Johnny WeirSmuckerssnafus make life interesting especially if they result in fantasy Johnny stuffFor the Bible Tells Me Sohey housewife better raise your gameanything for Johnnyso excited for Macy's Pride eventsJohnny should have his own signature fragrance let’s call it Oh Daddy"hope is the thing with feathers" which is how JWe makes me feel hopeful that this can be a better world/inspired to help make it happenalso Corrupt-EEZE would be goodwhining isn't pretty no matter how sick your body iskissMacy'sI love that the light lingers most on his face and his bladeshis Kaleidoscope performances were incredibleI don't care what the ballot said he's the Greatest Skater EverGlitterHeadsFallen Angelloved all the kids in the showshe gets a 9 for utter lack of classfamily valuesHappy Thanksgivinghello USFSA there's a reason Lady Gaga has 25 million FB fansyep he's a rockstartwitpics yfrog plixi really we'll take anythingNaughtyButNice Rob says Johnny is surprisingly shyBRB checking dapperderp’s Twitter timelineno Johnny in the SWTS ads SWTP (so what's the point)costumes need more sparkle JMOAll That Skatelove me some plushMillions for Marriage Equalitynow instead of #realityWEIR I end every sentence with “please donate here” at least it rhymesDay of Silencethe hair the eye makeup the eyelashes the coat the complete lack of a shirt WOWMAC CosmeticsFantasy on Iceyes pageants are stupid but I'll watch anything Johnny is onis it just me or does everyone wish season two started Mondayhe was born to dance among the starsmy new fav hashtag is #timetovoteouttabitchfinally something to tide us over until BGJWvote moreasdfjkl the gifs kill melove the shoes alsoJay LenoWest Coast and Southern states need some book signing lovesometimes the most loving thing you can do is tell the truth which mostly people do not want to hear#WeirReadyI'm addicted to voting for Johnnysweet Weirsus where is the twitpic of this encounter with dappernessshall we trend spotI don't understand Donald Trump's hairPilates on Ice Starring Johnny and Steph is something I would pay big money to seeRaise 'Em High and Wave 'Em Wildsomeday Imma have to write more than a sentence or two but probably not this week cuz I'm hoping we'll be drowning in NYFW picsin the darkness is where the stars shine brightestthese are two of the best videos yet from AOIlove well-dressed gay menBeauty Bearslove that Eric is with himif Evan wins DWTS it will create a black hole of vapidity from which we may never escapeSexy and He Knows It hell yes"balls" in any language FTWOK just 300 more pics to goaddictioncan he do the action figure toowe'll just be over here rocking back and forth and making small keening noisesI loved reading the tweets from the Japanese fans they had such a good time with him and they love him so muchBOOMthen they come back to nice quiet Fashion Week oh waitSiciliansI would like to read just about everything Itoi-san has ever writtenBinky will now take your questionsfans reported that at the press conf the media was mostly only interested in JohnnyJohnny we love youAll That Skate = All That SignJohnny in giant rainbow-inspired feathery stuff makes me happythank you Johnnyhe wasn't happy about the fall but the performance is wonderful anywayhow about nowmy daughter said if this was the only problem facing the entire world I could maybe get on board but I hear there are starving kids and disabled veterans and schizophrenic homeless peopleSome Wild Travel Scheduletruthloved Johnny’s outfit what an amazing jacketJohnny is beautiful in any languageMTV turns 30 next year that’s 21 in JWe yearswant a strawberry bitchI love how much the Japanese fans love him and how beautifully they demonstrate that love in a thousand thoughtful waysTraver Rains I love youlove that what he does and who he is speaks to the hearts of people of all agesI can't help but think that this is just going to be so much funSign Uprocking those shortsmost definitely worth the tripthe show was absolutely wonderfulnaps r ushey Nico we'll follow you until you love us just ask Eric Altso many wonderful photosso excitelivestream was not live nor did it stream but YouTubers saved the dayshow me how you burlesquethere is no end there is no beginning there is only the passion of life -- Federico Fellinilife-changingyour results may varyBTW we fans totally rock for getting him into the Mashable finalsBetty Whitebrilliant and lolworthy first step for world peaceit's been an amazing summer for picspamwe need giant poster-sized prints of him in the Safety costume about which there is nothing safe at all for which we are gaspingly gratefulbeautiful inside and outVillionaireJoey CamastaJohnny will make a wonderful dad I can just see him playing dress-up with his kidsGodStuck With TiVo settingsViktor Petrenkoalso want a video of Dirty Love NOWyou should voteI love that Johnny is passionate about helping otherswe should have a contest to name Johnny's twinthe abomination is the way self-righteous self-proclaimed religious people treat those who are differenta man and his Starbuckswell we have Chris Benz on Mon pls someone at least bring an iPhonewe cannot WAIT for Season 2stand up against bullyingOMG the Spectacularkiss me in public kiss me in public kiss me in public kiss me in public kiss me in public kiss me in public kiss me in public kiss me in public kiss me in publicsafe bloggingThe Cabal has awokenFashion on IceBad Romancehere in Cornf*ck internet "service provider" becomes more of an oxymoron every dayit's all about Johnnyhe likes us he really likes usjust one week until Fabulosity on IceI'm not here to judge but elsewhere I might be feel free to drop by and chatLOVE the "whoosh" of his skates in the video#johnnyweiristheepitomeofclassthe playground picspam became my most-viewed blog post EVER within 24 hours clearly none of us have had enough Johnny-riding-a-panda in our livesthe line forms here"In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different"--Coco Chanelkinda rethinking not going to SFH#Weir2013USFSA Figure Skater of the Year#scoringsystemisbeyonddapperwhat an amazing shownow I need just that video all by itself preferably in hi-def plus separate screencaps of every framebeautifully articulate as alwaysThe Sopranosso here are some words and they are strung together in a kind of orderlove your children welleverything will be OK in the end--if it's not OK then it's not the endWTF EvanJWe fans are amazingSkate for the Goalmust remember to breathe more often than I eat rather than vice versa"it's OK to be different it's cool"still seriously hot in every senseno wordslove is lovebless you Jenn for all you doso now I'm really really wide awake imagining the possibilities -pretzel gif-our daily Weirism: never look back and never be afraid to fall downhave loved him on the runway boy knows how to werk itit has come to my attention that everything cool is happening east of herehe’s backI'll take the Mook over NYRag any daybunch of mothersmuckersI wish he could know what a positive impact he's had I know let's sell out ITNYjust wowthe square root of Johnny = 5 for one more week then it gets weirdthe boy who twitter-pictured is now hosting a live TwitCam fan meetinggive and it will be given back to youhey USFS karma's a fierce bitch babystill wondering truly suspensefulI love that he sat and chatted with her grandmathe Taming of the Weir thx Novia I love thathello to be performing for you Gary Simshis style is very sedate very conservative and not excessive in any waydespite Twitter's best attempts to f*ck with the numbers all night long wow that seems oddly familiarout of ugly make something beautifulso anybody got a BeDazzler handy?loving these Macy's appearancesBuckeye with a "B"or maybe SuperPornoDivaNova or maybe RazzlePornoDazzleGlitz or maybe just WOWinspirationLuisa those are two of the most beautiful sentences I've ever readit’s “has tweeted”aaaaaand I'm getting the whole "Dirty Love" concept more and moreI'd love to include a free JW action figure with each orderwonder what Johnny defines as shenanigansWizard of OzI love it when Johnny laughswarning do NOT go look at the new album of photos TaraAgent posted on FB esp not the Villionaire oneslove those bell bottomsdoes he offer a dental planSOL Bible lists Harold as authorI would actually love to meet Hello Kittydream jobRuPaul's Drag Race is fairly addictivedear NOM et al what is it exactly that you fearhe won't confuse Viennese with Vietnameseyou're a carthe vastness of the AOI photo collection on Weibo is unbelievableso much Johnny goodness to look forward tosimply beautifulfall down seven times get up eightthey miss him alreadyJohnny please sing to me first and then you can vacuumsighing with total satisfactionfor Shorty awards the rules are kinda long-ySWTS So Want Two Seasons (and more)Johnny in heels FTWplus yesterday we had Fashion Week pics to die foryou had me at ten dollarswowowowFacebookcan't we just name him Beloved Czar of the Universe alreadylet's hope the rest of NYFW does not mean No You’re F*cked Weir fans no photos for you#fangirlingtothemax #LOLhe hugged my kids which is just one more reason we love himbe yourselfwhy is there always so much math involved with skating even the traveling has weird complicated calculations regarding the time-space continuumstill working on the Ewok Beauty Bear serieslife's most persistent and urgent question is what are you doing for others?—MLK JrI'm looking forward to whatever other proclamations he might make including any that involve him throwing random handfuls of glitterI'm as dazzled as evergoodness I can't even remember the last time 6.9 million people showed up to watch me do anything how about youabsolutely love the t-shirtsthis twitpic drought simply must endI absolutely love that they declared him Diva of the Yeardare to be different yes thisseriously how much snow does one town really needStéphane Lambielhe could seriously model for a living Y/Yevery time I see him perform I’m reminded all over again that he is like no other skater evertoo tired to write any more labels RN...we love youI also love Have Yourself a Merry Little MongooseEvan is funny but he doesn't mean to bestill want those snacksthe more love we give the more love comes to us often unexpectedlyEric Altyay he loved his bday giftswith love from BinkyI love the walk with the crazy Gaga heels onalways amazingly kind and gracious no matter how f*cked-up his day has beenhe can perform in a way that is bucking week which should def be a plus on DWTSThe Tonight Showpress conferenceI'm still frightened by Donald Trump's hairWebby AwardsLA PRIDEJames JoyceI love that the Japanese media called him an American princelove love his mentions of the boyfriend so happy for themin the morning I'm making wafflesis it time for him to come home yetask Deb about her Dick Button storythe photo of him lying on the ice brings tears to my eyesstill can't find any clocks which is making life interestingPorno RobotMother's Day2692 away fr 100K on Twitter and 2768 fr 65K on FB to be precise as of 4:30 am EDTthe fan kills menot very clever even for Evanalso starring Paris Childers as You're A SkyskaterEstrellita's fame is growinghe has on-ice practice today and I'm wondering if he'll just lay there to cool off firstisn't Atlanta the capital of the Republic of Georgia?yes of course we still have more HDOI picsJohnny's shirt and hair in the Hello Kitty photo are fabskate long and prosper yeah I know that's Skate Trekyeah I borrowed two of these tags from dapperderp because they’re awesomeseriously Evan you wore hockey skates WTFit's not about measdfjlkjhlwonder what Estrellita's sisters look like thx Trish for that thoughthomevalueswhiny Johnny cracks me upHe's God I'm not and I'm OK with thatapparently rules aren't rules but fair is still fair"scorching" doesn't even begin to cover it but we could start there and move on to WOW and then just faintonce again Patti and John FTWmy good man why dost thou wish to forsake the convenience of modern communication that doesn't take a pony and a month to accomplishhuge photos FTWparty like it's 2011we love you Johnnyhappy Johnny makes me tearyJapan we love youdid you vote yetso thrilled for himthe shoes are amazing one attendee noted he was wearing the "sickest" LouboutinsSWTSneeds more ViacheslavBRB screencapping every frame of this videoand now he just tweeted about today’s shows heeeeeeeeeeeelpreactions on Twitter included "Johnny Weir is actually the cutest human being on earth" "Johnny Weir is flawless" and "You were f*cking gorgeous and sexy as hell today" ITAglad the earthquake was mild so we could all make lolarious tweetjokesDirty LovePorno Robot lives on but I think Johnny wore it bestBTW is he home yetother people's lives and loves aren't about me and I'm good with thathe looks kinda tired but def not "with child" and BTW Johnny you are sillyoooo I wonder if ABC will make some kind of announcement about the judges HELLOOMGIDIEI so appreciate their kind and caring responsedistractionjust when I thought my Thxgiving could not get any sparklierarghhe was amazingwondering if Vitya will really get him to go scuba diving or even in you know the actualfax waterOMG MAC VIDEO OMGOMGOMG AMAAAAAZING yes thislove that MAC is bringing sexy glam skating to malls everywhere that is awesome PR hello USFS oh never mindJohnny+sparkly jacket+Hello Kitty balloon=square root of rainbowsI can't bear to put her name as a tagmy heart breaks all over againDavid Wilsonthe answer to the question does he want to skate is pretty much always yesBRB flailingso excite to hear his commentary gems#realityWEIRnow this is one carnival ride we wish would never endSpirit Daygotta getta Grindrhe looks so happylet's make those two titles trending topics on Twitter today wow that's a tongue-twisterZap2It is my new fav blogugh I don't even have any words left for labels"Native American-inspired codpiece" is not a phrase I was expecting to come across in my lifetimeselling your kidneys for fun and profitlove love this award for himAdam Robb I love younot enough ♥s in the world for this interview but we really tried on Twitterthere's no place like Weirlandialove love these HRC photoslove those little JWsEric thank you SO much every photo just rocksFLAILrepresentnever thought I'd use those 2 tags in the same post without sarcasmjust a tiny glimpse of the enormous drive and passion he brings to what he doesStarbucks should be open 24/7 everywhere and also offer deliverythe VMAsEvanistan is sometimes misspelled Evanisatanthe USFSA really could just choose to let him skate it's that simpleHoneyBadgeWeirs Beat the Botit's a tough job but somebody's got to do it BTW we'd all love to helpYES the Spectacularpls someone video his SF performanceso excite for Fashion on IceJohnny WHY are they DinglesAkiko you completely rockand now these three remain faith hope and love but the greatest of these is lovestuff writes itselfCuties CitrusPop Star on IceCarrie Prejeanspeechlessall you need is love which reminds me I LOVE John Lennon in particular and the Beatles in generallove this costumemore Weir less fear is working pretty well so farwhatever he chooses to do I'm a fan for lifehe tweeted that he has a cold so let's send him virtual chicken soup and Vapo-Rub wishesfeed us more twitpics or your kittens will starvebedazzled pumathe endthis is made of WINThe Cabal is in da houseImma go with they're idiots nah that's too easyhe's not only the Readers' Choice he's the people's choice alwaysWeirlandiaso it's NYFW again and I'm actually paying attention to it sort ofJohnny Weir SWTSyes he can be not only a china doll tchotchke everywhere he goes but also a Russian dollyes I'm still annoyed with USFSI'm not sure I'm ready for what's coming but wow it's going to be amazing"sparkly fairy godmother-tress" is the loveliest thing I've been called next to "Mom"this performance is going to be something specialSkate for HopeMook Bookthe detail on the costumes is extraordinary up close and you can’t really see that on TV which is another vote for seeing him skate live at least once if you canlaughing Johnny always makes me happyI don't know how many more ways I can find to say USWTFSTara ModlinHotel CaliforniaJohnny Weir rhymes with Figure Skater of the Year which makes me insanely happyO Canada I am disappoint in your video hoarding but the interview was goodhow can we be both a cabal and a bunch of docile shut-in figurine fondlersI love it when he wins new fans after a single performancevote vote voteno he doesn't want to be a woman least of all youPatti and John FTWthank you generous Weibo microbloggersjust when I thought I couldn't dislike Orange Bro any more he brings me to a whole new level of loathingJohnny WeirCazwelllet us do everything we can to help Japan get back upglitterbombwhen can we buy this and download itso much fabulousness in one photo of two Olympians I could die from the fiercenessrhinestone-encrusted raccoon FTWLarry KingRevoLucianhey drop by the LDS Temple in Ketchum and say thanks for f*cking up CA Prop 8 for everybodyITNYdapper is as dapper does and dapper does nothing for me but piss me off"loudly humming the expected questions"somebody should bring Mario Kart and a Wii in case he gets bored in the locker roomlove watching interviews where the interviewer is appropriately crushing on JohnnyI still totally love the Go-Go'sWhen I Was 17Sun Valleyonce again Patti FTWeDressMe.comtwo weeks=forever possibly longerlove that he can rock anything better than anybodyEvan LysacekFigure Skating in Harlemguuuurrrrllllmi hombre es su hombreI have high hopes that the debut of Kiss Me in Public will totally live up to its namelet's see Moscow Salavat St Petersburg Prague Budapest Bensenville hmmm which one doesn't fitFCKH8 rocks but Tennessee not so muchthank you wonderful European fans for all the pics and vidshe looks hot in guylinerhe's gonna hit 60000 on FB today #winningsilly words that surpriseabsolutely gorgeousJohnny+Vitya=♥I love that he’s willing to get out there and enjoy every opportunity that comes his wayWorld Championshipsthey should speak at churches also which is where a lot of this BS livesso proud of him for living his life his way on his termsI want to be Gary SimscaffeineI can quit any time I want as if that would ever happenPatti WeirIce DreamsChelsea HandlerVancouver"The secret of happiness is freedom. The secret of freedom is courage."—Thucydides. "The secret of courage is more chocolate than I possess washed down with yet more Starbucks."—BinkySmucker'sI’ll take cigarettes and caring over bagels and hypocrisythe PR people at ABC or SWTS really need to stop staring at Wednesday's blog and start actually giving us info although we're doing all right just picking it up from everywhere elseWTFthe things I learn from Johnnynow let's picture that quick-change struggle in the airplane bathroomhe is truly one of the most beautiful people I have ever seenlove always protects always trusts always hopes always perseverescan't you hear can't you hear the thunder that would be the applause and standing ovations for Johnnyyes we have more picsimagine if we could vote for JWe for presidentI once wrote that Johnny is beautiful blazing hot poignant leaving you out of breath and always wanting more Sex on Ice to which I would add Sweet Weirsus yes if only I could speakhappy birthday Johnnybrings to mind the all-time classic think you spicy but from fat it downpageants are ridiculous but Johnny is always rivetingthe snowman also deflated but Josh resuscitated him tooViacheslav Romanovhoping for video cuz I'm dying to know what advice he gave his studentsOMG Ice Dreams is two weeks awayfigure skatingI'm a free bitch babyI think Shannon is saying stop it but why would we want him to stopwerk those signs and show him All That Lovenow that I've blogged about it Imma have to actually find something to wearthe people's championreally how stupid does Evan think we area cabal? seriously?dapper is as dapper does and dapper doesn't know how to handle a PR crisishe should win Sexiest Twitter for obvious reasonsmakes me wish I occasionally wore a dress and also occasionally had a lot of money to buy one of theseSo Want This Showthe kittens need to take out this MEOWING guythat speaking-Japanese thing is adorable and completely cracks me up#hotBETTYWHITE in Lake Placid just killed meaaaaand YAY HE'S HOMEhe can see Russia from his heartso excited to know who what when wherethere aren't enough permutations of f*#k to cover thisif you don't care what the judges think Bethenny then why are you going off on themhe's rocking those shorts love itdream big little Nehemias Jr follow your heart and never be afraid to fallStephane plus Johnny always equals WINsilently wanting thigh storiesphotos from the Chinese fans are beyond amazingCNN Dialoguesyour nipples aren't going to showjust dance gonna be OKAladdin Sane FTWlove the Siberian vest and ban.doeDressMeDWTSthx Novia and Renmany were moved to tears by his performanceBoz do you still love Life cerealso proud of Johnny for this project and now a big fan of Traver Rains alsohe looks glowingly happy ♥BensenvilleI loved the completely fun Chris Benz lookbottymcbotfacecouragehe has the most dazzling inner light of anyone I've ever metWendy WilliamsChinese Angels rocklove how much the kids always love himplease lovely and generous fans in China post pics and vids somehow we'll just be over here dyyyyiiiiinnnnnggggI want to spray these products on that long-awaited action figurealways so proud to be his fanplease tell absolutely everyone you've ever met to watch the show and VOTE FOR JOHNNY cuz if they haven't seen him before the Safety pants are an awesome place to start O.OI don't have to get it in order for me to want it to be fabulous for himeverybody go and take a million pics for the rest of usmaybe if I just do the boring stuff I'll feel better but every time I try to get started a new photo gallery pops uplike Deb I lost what little sanity I had the first time I saw him skatepermagrinI would like Harold to cultivate invisibility as a virtueHeartbrokenthe randomness of the fan page is making me panicky and irritableif Eric is Shrek does that mean Johnny is Donkeyperfection#MadHatter2011England or New England?wonderful show from lighting to sound to skating to costumingI have loved Aretha forever and she was just WOWthe shoescannot wait to hear his dulcet tones and razor-sharp insights from the ICE DeskI even looked in my overall pockets for Tuesday but it’s just not thereruby slippershe confirms in the vid that he's taking another year off so yay that's settledarigato JapanColumbus Prideyes I'm expressing my opinion in my own little space not on someone else's page#wouldyoulikefrieswithyourflail?I need to see this program performed againcallooh callayso happy for the Japanese fans it's such a mutual lovefest when he's thereit's great to know they're willing to listen to new ideasat lasthappy birthdayI have loved SWTS especially seeing Johnny every week on my TVPriscilla HillTara's Japan playground picspam is the most-read post ever on this blog thank you Tarait's painful but I'm still fascinatedevery time I visualize her spewing him with sanitizer I'm helpless with lolswith much credit to Patti and Johnvote on Twitterpls Grilled Cheesus answer 70000 Twitter followers' prayers and let Johnny wear those pants at SFTHso if I won one of his costumes would it be weird to set a place for it at the tablePeter Jurikneed more Mook BooksJohnny in the sky with diamondschild abuseso much happiness and excitement this holiday season I can’t stop smilingBB get some sleepdid I mention that I love these guysaction figureJust Dancethank you Johnny for your sweet notedon't like it? tiptoe quietly away and don't read hereUSFS is like the Charlie Sheen of sports hell-bent on self-destruction and blaming everyone else for their problemswow coming back to earth is such a letdown but hey we've got that Rapture thing to look forward to altho for me Ice Dreams was the Rapturedear Facebook just FYI change is not necessarily the same as improvementI've run so much picspam I might have forgotten how to write so Imma just start slow with some labelsand they wonder why the sport's popularity is in such decline♥ his Tarzan lookCaitlin Uptonhis angel's face his angel's soulchoreography rockedUS Figure Skatingso OK whew now that that's settled we can get on with squeeing over the Spectacular and his MAC collaboration pics pleaseParis please cavort in your underwear in Season 2seriously Chan keeps falling down and they keep giving him medals maybe they don't understand the pts system eithercan't wait to see his dresses modeled on the icethat hatnever feel pressured or marginalized or told what to do or who to be or what to skate to or what NOT to wear FTWis that what they mean by johnnycakeI recommend "mood tweeting" in which you put on some disco or Gaga add sparkly jewelry a glass of champagne then send 1000 #TeamWeirnoff tweetsBTW the models also were gorgeous and good sportsJohn WatersI know people may freak about "upstate" but pls try not to take the blog that seriouslypls trust me on thisthank you Tara and Arthur alsoI almost can't look at the shirtcocking photo--almostyep I'm on board with revengefamily friendlyhow is it that we cannot get the US media to see and understand what Itoi-san and Akiko Tamura seem to grasp so easilygifs that keep on giffinghe's been described many ways but I think this is the first time I've seen unicorn and I love itMashable Awardshe should win an Oscar just because he didn't get to win an Emmy—YETbest wishes for a happy 2011 to all who read herewhen Johnny wears Pink the world explodes into cotton candy clouds gumdrop bumblebees and rainbowsJohnny your kittens are starving again BB could you twitpic pleaseDonald make yourself useful and underwrite Johnny's showhe's gorgeous in anything everything and nothingyes I did manage complete sentences this time so I'm getting better at thisand then after Beijing there's Shanghai and Taiwan and then Idaho which kinda qualifies as a foreign country in my bookI hate mushrooms#WeirWorldPeace2012Kanye Westwho needs medals when you've got planetsOmaha here we come I can’t even imagine what that’ll be likesmilehe's beautiful inside and outit is amazing poignant and almost hard to comprehend where his life has taken himkudos to Bethenny for having her own cabal but I'll stick with my tatty terry robe thx anyway553 miles divided by two Lady Gaga CDs = four ventis apiecevotevotevotevotethis needs to be the pic for every blog post henceforthif anyone is the People's Choice it's Johnnyfrom Tara's description I'm thinking the Spanish dancers may almost steal the show from the skatersseriously how did we ever live without Weibothe only thing this service provides is constant migraines and stroke-ready working conditionsYoko also reported that he smelled like heaven and she was on Cloud 9 which of course is where we all go after a Johnny hug we should really get together there more oftenblack-and-white pics are my faveOK you had me at man-whore makeupFNOhey there's two other guys in the vid Imma go with Jon Hunt and Fred PalascakI am not going to kill you--not yetas my dear friend Deb said I love that he is grabbing life with both hands and enjoying itKiss Me in Publiclove George Lopez so hardParis Childerssee this is why it's better to stow your agentress in the overhead compartmentseriously USFS get on board already you're missing the partyhis energy and engagement with the audience was so much fun to watchthe other epitaph I'm considering is just -facedesk-People's Choicewe fans are AMAZING by which I mean we’re a bit obsessedSWTS plus Castle equals I love MondaysI was going to go with Roundup instead of Bits and Pieces but it made me think of Johnny on a yak with a lasso and things got a little fuzzy after thatplease let's bring this show to Chicago and New York as quickly as possible Wednesday is good for meI really want him to win this Mashable thingSundance Channelit's killing me not say itWTMW where rules aren't rules but fair is still fairat last something we really really want to vote for this election seasonreally it's OK to keep some things to yourselfhonk if your life sucked this week but hey you still have a carpls rd comments fr yesterday they are brilliantso this is kind of a serious topic but in the back of my mind all I can see is Johnny in his striped shorts in SoHoor Viacheslav as Estrellita in a meat dressAmerican Prince and Fierce Bitch of the Yearhis commentary is fabthank you Johnny Tara and Joshbored bored boredI love these especially the pink and black color schemeJohnny is getting f*cking marriedcan't wait to see this all over again on NBC on Nov 13this was before he acquired a figure-skater's tanthat tweet exchange is almost unbearably poignantseriously my cup runneth over with suckage which sounds like it should be more fun than it isnumber of brownies I may need to get through this weekend: let's start with oh say four dozen and work our way uplove this it's like incomprehensible Japanese subtitlesI don't know how they do itDonald pls skip the hairspray and spend the money on Johnny's showso I rolled around in ISF Mag way too long and completely lost track of pretzelsnot that it's about me but I want Johnny to star in his own real-life Husbands love storydazzling and also kind gracious and thoughtfulnote: clicking the FB "Comment" button is an option not a requirementso as long as she had FUN then she deserves high scores did no one explain to her how this show worksprejudiceTwittersad that we even need to do this but happy that so many people want to helpSandra BezicOK Imma really gonna let this go now maybeloved Johnny's commentsthank you D thank you thank you thank youGleewhere are my ruby slippersthere is a misconception out there that Japan does not need financial help but this is far from the caseI am super-impressed with the eDressMe people their promo materials are made of WINactually don’t poop where you eat is good advicemake love not war except maybe not with EvanI want Shigesato Itoi to handle all of Johnny's media from now onI can't Evan type his name as a labelloving Kelly Ripa and Mark ConsuelosJohnny we love you we're so proud of youpaybacks are a bitch or in this case a diva bitchmy contestant name would be Miss FitI cry each time I read thismaybe they'll pretend there's some clausal exemption for the OGMMACit is now automatic for me to end all my sentences with #realityWEIR which makes for some interesting looks at the grocery storewell actually that's the first time I've ever used fabulous and Idaho in the same sentencekayso I'm seriously mulling over coming to ITNYAIDS LifeCycleJohnny Weir = 42Patti FTW is my new fav tagreread all the Johnny quotes and just skip the in-between parts for new insights into his worldviewor maybe he should just show up in his underpants that's definitely must-see TVhow about a recurring role on White Collar tooDeadheadsGLAADshiznit is my new favorite word thx to Jessplease keep voting nonstop in the Mashable AwardsHappy Women's Dayso proudHey Michael Jordan are you black?would that be 600 degrees Fahrenheit or Celsiuswhat part of we need pics like we need air did you not understandit gets bettermaybe Donald should try a man halolike a Life photo spread circa 1960 gone deliciously awryso very proud of you for daring to be exactly who you areonly six days to go until All That SkateI still hope to get to the part where nobody cares what anyone's sexual orientation iswhere there is hatred let me sow love where there is darkness let me be lightyes it's Weirmas in Julystill smh at USFS just when I think they can't possibly be more appalling they suddenly areBrianna LaxsonI can't believe it's been a year already since the book signingsany year with Johnny in it is a very good yearBRB watching this vid 348905676354 more timesScott called Keegan a honey badger but somehow forgot to mention he got that from Johnnyabsolutely fascinates yes thisthe black market and yousuddenly weird tho shinycan’t wait to see his Improv-Ice performancesthe final paragraph in Johnny's book is the most beautiful tribute to a mom I've ever readseriously no other pics how is that possibleJohnny BB this twitpic famine is killing usI also need Unconditionally Fab nail lacquerthe Chinese character for "Chanel" also translates as "obsessed"sexual orientationSimply Wonderful To Seebecause I am a fashion pygmy it took me forever to figure out what LBD meantplus it takes 14 hrs to fly there so when he lands it'll be like it took 28 hrs altho it will probably only feel like 72 depending on how much he and Tara bug each other on the flightHRC Seattle FTWevery outfit he chose was amazing on its own but also I'm amazed at how many different looks he came up withlove is patient love is kindpetitionvote againit’s fun to have something to vote for again I vote we get rid of the USFSAso much happyYoko said "the memories with him are my treasure"hoping he performs this beautiful program again sometimeRuPaul's website says he's 6 ft 4 indesperately need more playground picsDorothy HamillEric we'd love some pics of you tooPatti we need to know why Garvin?loving this costume all over againShigesato Itoihe really does have an actualfax tan going on I thinkI give them a perfect 6.0hi Johnnydude looks like a dude here but sometimes he's a pretty ladyso very many photosBattle of the BladesgaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahJohnny should guest star on Gleeyes Natls campaign is still on fueled by renewed righteous angerhe still wonPortrait of the Artist as a Fierce Bitchseriously? I really thought we were past all that but leave it to the FS world to be willfully behindfun fact Hungarian is the most widely spoken non-Indo-European language in EuropeI want Babe Walker to interview Viacheslav RomanovI know people freaked about his hair at GLAAD but I don't think he takes his hair that seriouslyagainst which my stomach strainsso I'm in favor of like a permanent and endless Macy's tour so everybody everywhere can get a free hug from Johnny and then post countless videosOK she doesn't have to be a fan but unbiased journalistic integrity would be niceeDressMe’s costumes were fabfashion+ice+Johnny = a majorly Weirgasmic weekendI want every day to be Spirit Day to spread love and stop the hatethank you thank you thank you Tarapls let Denis and Melissa skate as SWTS guest starsmoney talks mine is saying are you kidding mewowplease donate if you canCrème de la Crème 2010am ever more thrilled that Davey took so many HDOI picsthe detailing on his Monarch costume is incredibleTHANK YOU to the Ninjas and the Chinese Angels who made this happenrock this voteI really want him to winfile this under WTF Big Sigh mediayou have got to be kidding mewhat I really want is the commercial starring Viacheslav RomanovQuarryvillelove is love no matter what the packagingsurely you've bought your tix yes?is there some kind of methadone-equivalent for this or should I just make do with chocolatedid Johnny come "out"? I dunno I think he'd have to be "in" before he could come "out" but prepositions can be trickyglamourbombeveryone has nippleswishing AOI would do a US toursloreMarinesVogue pics are amazingBeijing Shanghai and Taipei absolutely loved himJoe you're not actually helpingthose photos kill me every time I look at themextreme wanknessloved seeing all the love for him on Twitter after the shows but the tweets that made me cry were from Vitya and Pattiyay for more book signingslove the fangurl screaming on the vidno matter why he's in Miami swimwear may be involved and thus this visit clearly should be twitpic'd and yfrog'd beyond all reasonVIP plsporno robot should be a label for every post from now onTeam Denisphotos of the dresses do not do them justiceCuz Signs Make Him SmileViacheslav please give us more wisdom inspirationanti-fur terroristsseriously wiped out by all the fiercelive chat was chatty but like everything else in life needed moar Johnnyin my case it's more accurately Fashion WeakI'm hoping by "new questions every week" they really mean "hourIy"OK thank you everyone in the world for the massive amount of pics I have to go lie down nowloved this tweet — "xoBetseyJohnson and JohnnyGWeir in the same photo I can't even handle the awesome"NewNowNext AwardsOMGaga is my new fav expressionfabulousnessAlice in WonderlandAtomic Kittenoh yes there also was skatingstay classywow a snarkless article it can be done if you're not completely out of your depth#TeamDenisdid you spot the glitter lips on that costumehe's changed thousands of lives in wonderful waysSkate WarsI'll have a plate of judgmentalism with a side of condescending derisionlovedapper dancing is not really what I had in mindKaleidoscopeoh yes there are even more FOI pics coming I'm drowning in them but really I'm OK with thatJohnny-inspired Christmas balls seem like something he would love"Kaleidoscope" is apparently code for some kind of top-secret need-to-know SWAT operation but we all desperately need to know specifically about the lamppostNobu 57it's technically not avoidance behavior if I avoid calling it thathave these people learned nothingplus all the arugula you can eat"mindblottingly breathtaking" thx NoviaI kinda think I'd be out of place at Crème de la Crème but not in Detroitfortunately we still have hundreds of photos left in case there’s more emergency idiocy that requires the application of picspamthank Weirsus Adrianna understands that the world needs more super-size photos of Johnnyfans described the new costume as "he was covered with twinkle dots" and also simply "glitter glitter glitter glitter" yes thisall in one month Porno Robot Babushka Pants Penguin Sweater Boy Out 100 Diva and John Lennon Meets Angus Young at HogwartsRussian fans FTWJohnny casts a long and beautiful shadow across the ice and over all of figure skatingwe love you too JohnnyOMGIDIE doesn't even begin to cover itindividualismbest wishes for a great skate in Fukuokacan I buy tix yet for the next Ice Dreamssnoring that registers on the Richter scale really should be outlawedDon't beat yourself up that's my jobScott Hamiltonstill a little numb from the utter stupidity of USFSHappiest New Year everwhat do you mean he doesn't dress like a man of course he does he's a man and he's dressed like this deal with itwell maybe just that I hope he has a wonderful time and he shoulda won an EmmyIced PinkI would totally vote for him for president imagine the fabulosity and utter disregard for stupid stuffso funlove the deafening screams and whistles when he enters the icehe totally cracks me uplove never ends3X National Champion 2X Olympian 2X Skater of the Year World Medalistlove Sporty Johnny but I bet he'll be photographed in Jeggins upon landingso many photosis it wrong that I think competition programs should be this fun#WeirSochi2014an evening full of love for JohnnyI love that Grilled Cheesus is still trending on Twittersome days it's just not worth chewing thru the restraintsNYFWnatomax is my crazed tweeting heroawesome gifs are awesomewhy does everything having to do with the ISU and USFSA just set my teeth on edgenot planning to be dapper in Lake Placidit's still Marshall Fields to me but whatev Johnny will be therehoping he performs this again soonwow that's some intense frequent flier milesmy kids think the Weirs are really cool and my kids are rightMetromix Indianapolishe loves his penishappy birthday Taraso is caring for the mullet a separate positionVictor Voronovwhen he's bad he's betterMiss USAWinter Monarchvery happy for him and his Japanese fans because it's always such a lovefest when he's therehere's to life lived with authenticitythis will be amazeballs and also the shitzpavoulez-vous couchez avec moi ce soir yeah it’s stuck in my headStephane speaks four languages fluently including Portugueseso much asdlfjhgk all in one weekthe makeup the costuming and the incredible attention to detail are beyond awesomeOMG so many photos and so much happysex nuggetI text therefore I am unless of course I'm emailingto sleep perchance to tweetis it just me or is it really slimy in hereI think I should start following Alex Cooke on TwitterEquality CaliforniaImprov-IceI get why Patti says she could watch him all day even if he never jumpsneed milk to go with my internet cookiesparentingbut yeah don't read the commentsdiscriminationTubeysonce again it's killing me not to say itlove foreverjust to put evan in a sparkly onesiefinally everyone can hear Victor’s warm voicewe just cannot get enough of Johnny riding various animals can weso excited to see pics out of the Shanghai and Taipei showsyes we really want your Dirty Lovedid I mention that OMGICEDREAMSISSATURDAYOMGI actually had to download an entirely dif browser to get Blogger to snap out of itI love how his fans love him and how excited they all are across the globe to share their Johnny moments and photos with each otherkudos to Richie Richneed actualfax stills of him in the Rick Owens dress from every possible anglethink you spicy but from fat it downso giddy I could .gifHeterosexual Orange BroSYTYCD--Mother Nature Special EditionChristianitySign Languagedapper which I don't evan know what that isI love that it was warm and sunny in Seattle just for JWeI'd also love to insert him into old Law and Order episodes"Ice Dreams Tour" emphasis on TOUR please"I am proud and I'm so happy to be me""all-new choreography which has seen virtually no one"Tadashi Shojiso easy even a child can do itOMGICEDREAMSISSATURDAYOMGI could look at this picture all day longyou go guuurrrlllso happy for new Q and Ayakplease keep voting for Johnny in the Mashable AwardsOK maybe just "wow" and also "respect"he's on the right track babystill not scared of your Dirty LoveThe EaglesBIG newsgood PRthanks Mimi Irene DebJ DebW Li Nico Jess Maggie Amanda Robin Jenn Judith KarenB Emily Dana KarenW Michael Tatiana Salome Akiko Beatrix Midori Novia Beth Gary Gail Ren Lizzy Wendy and all who read hereI also loved the quote "when you cry you smile"Fashion on Ice the gift that keeps on givinghappy I don't have to watch that stupid bot anymoreI hear he wore bright green pants with that gorgeous sweater need a poster-sized pic pleasewelcome Brandon and Amber to my addiction it’s a very happy placeReaders' Choice Awardyeah I can't think of more labels because I'm seriously *flail* nowwill he or won’t hemagnolia wineAretha FranklinWTF USFSAhe and Cazwell are adorable togetherlast yr he met fans outside and he hated all the bugs but he was wonderful anywayImprov-Ice 2012 ChampionGalina Zmievskaya#timetovoteouttabitchthis is a fun game not reallylet me guess you scrolled all the way down first to see if there were any pics of Johnny and Victor amiritewouldn't Paris and Johnny be great as Gus and Shawn on Psychthank you again Irina for sharing from your heartwe also wanted to include a program called Simply Meggings which is just Johnny getting dressed in meggings over and over I think it has great potential in the ages 18 to 150 demographicNC2011where does one buy a say-something underpantaaaand 1000 questions pop into my head instantlyI love how Johnny's fans all over the world love him and accept him for who he isI believe I have not had a discussion about hickeys since around 1982Welcome to My World where the federation continues to disappointbelieve in the power of YOUthanks again to everyone who votedagain the concept of Dirty Love is brought homewe're so proud of youso many Macy's goodies not nearly enough time to roll around in it alllove those socksMichelle Kwan TrophyHappy New Weirunconditional loveeverybody has nipples and he actually stood in ocean water up to hisneed this on iTunes need this on iTunes need this on iTunesis it Ice Dreams yetso many happy tearsJohnny in heels FTW foreverhey USFS how 'bout THAT mathTara we love youam still forlorn at the lack of MAC photos but hopeful for LA PRIDEI liked Jonny Moseley a lot too and love that songseriously?Bernadette I'm still squeeing for youbig round of applause for The Edge staff who were all so kind and courteouswhy yes he is family friendlyseriously Indashio's theme is "gum" I am not making this upJapanso what's he doing in LAso now I realize official portraits up to this point have just not been sparkly enoughMatthew MitchamWTF Original Media please don't leave us hanging like that we need DATES and TIMES hello summer is like NOWwhen in doubt about absolutely anything call PattiOMG I DIE pretty much yeswhen you wear pants and they mark you like this that means they're a little ... snuglet's have the meet-n-greet be mini-golf with Johnny Patti and Taralove HRCyeah IDK what they're doing and I was bored so I made stuff uppls be sure to watch the broadcast Nov 13love his coat it's absolutely gorgeousI keep thinking I don't have time to watch all these vids and then suddenly it's 5 hours laterFather's Dayit is still so hard to watch the scoring after his Oly performancesevery time the swan boat hits the shark I LOLno that's not a typoDYING over the Spectacularand I hope it includes my personal fav Evan Got Run Over by a Reindeeranything but Evanproud to fight for himwe have learned more from this interview than from every US article ever writtenI hope that the love of family friends and fans sustains him while new love makes its way to himSeason 2 is tantalizingly close I think tho close is kind of a relative term like I'm close to throwing this software out the window vs Patrick Chan almost came close to not fallingis it just me or does Youngstown seem a bit out of the wayalso can't wait to see what he'll wear at Macy's todayOK he seems otherworldly cuz he's from Planet Weirdo we really have to have the I-love-my-penis conversation again#seriouslytimetovoteouttabitchfascinating as alwaysthis concept completely requires JW Art Project Vol. 2hey let's give it a chance shall weLopez Tonightthe Japan playground pics are still my fav plus all the China pics from EricI am now officially a Dima Bilan fanSkate Trek oh the PhotoshopibilitiesLGBT Pride Monthwho wants to be a VillionaireI love imagining him taking his kids and grandkids to Japan someday or even just to Whole FoodsI’m sure Johnny will never call it the Vietnamese waltzcannot wait to see photos from his Orlando appearancethis is my quad salchow please enjoy ithe tweeted about maybe bringing Ice Dreams home to Philly FTWfreak flagand Josh is completely unfazed#warningdapperositymayseverelyloweryourcoolfactorthank you Jirina Moira and all of ITNY for a wonderful eventone of my other fav tweets was "I am the only NFL fan in America watching Johnny Weir skate to Ave Maria in a feathered blouse. NBC right now if you care to join me"tonight we'll begin the desperate search for pics from the Chris Benz showof course next it simply has to be Signapalooza 3D although the technical details are a little complicatedLOL VictorIce Theatre of New YorkSign Herewow actually doesn't really cover itstill flailinglove rejoices in the truthbigotryI'm really hoping someone is working on the climate-controlled Matryoshka doll for his grand entrance as Grand Marshalwe are atomically awesomeand now of course I'm thinking about how much I love the movie TremorsJohnny's Kittensby "vacation" I'm hoping Johnny means "Twitpic Fest 2010"congrats JohnnyO Canada why is the Battle of the Blades broadcast guarded like some kind of state secretit was seriously amazingLA PRIDE Paradevote Rebecca and Fredthe baseball cap really makes the outfitglitteralways remember to be fierce about your own fabulousnessaaaaaand just when I think she can't possibly be any more tacky she thrills me with new crassnessoutraaaaaaaaaageousmy other fav tweet was from lovesgrave "he is so fabulous it hurts"so many treasures from this trip I could get lost in them for daysJustin ChildersOK I totally don’t get high fashion but they had me at JohnnyI am so proud of him I could burstBlogger WTFGive Us a Sign (or Five Hundred or So)HRCRock HudsonSo We'’re Thoroughly SqueeingI am a fan for life of Shigesato ItoiI absolutely love the quote "I hope he lives faithfully to his soul"George LopezcupcakesI agree with Tatiana hello we clearly need a full-length version of Asher's photoloved the 2nd outfit alsoWelcome to My WorldI know he's so tired in these pics but still so beautifulof course the other working title is Jaws 5 Electric Boogaloo or Electr-ICE Boogaloo or maybe just AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHis it hot in here or is it just himI'm still fairly stunted re fashion but I love how Johnny just puts together whatever he likes and pulls it off so well this is a philosophy I can get into sans the hefty price tagsa bucking week sounds more fun than the one I've hadI believe this is my first time ever to willingly watch anything remotely resembling a fashion showshit happensso why take salamiour action steps are way better than Glenn Beck'sbastionofsass suggested a rhinestone ferretKentucky Derbya penny saved is a penny to be spent on something Johnny-relatedVIP ticketsI had no idea everybody was as gleefully geeky about Star Wars as I amwe also need more twitpicslove the product names like Dressed to Dazzle and Going for Gold but especially Unconditionally Fabulouswhen you look at how casually we throw these labels around and then use them to justify bullying it's worth a tiny rantvotehip swivelOK now we just need them to install a webcam and livestream 24/7so I've been to Idaho multiple times but never to do anything as fabulous as thisDancing With the Starson to Niigata which after a 13-hr flight fr NYC has to seem like a breezemay the farce be with yousparkly wonder thrills somewisdom inspiration from an older personloved seeing Tara Kylie Butch Grämz and all the other Johnny fanshow awesome are these photosBrought to you by Binky and the Misfit Mimes. Because anyone who goes by the name "Binky" should definitely have a blog. If only for the sake of alliteration. <br> <br> We now interrupt our regularly scheduled blogging to bring you content exclusively devoted to all things Johnny Weir until I am able to at least partially recover some semblance of interest in something else. 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Be thrilled that he GETS Johnny, and the trusted entourage with whom Johnny surrounds himself, including the fabulous Colby Smith, pictured above with http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/yelFVertIYU/things-to-do-on-day-after-valentines.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)3<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/yelFVertIYU" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/02/things-to-do-on-day-after-valentines.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-7408124205826661192Tue, 14 Feb 2012 12:41:00 +00002012-02-15T03:32:50.757-06:00today he's off to the rink with his SP music and a very happy heart I can't wait to see how that all comes togetherOMG so many photos and so much happyJohnny Weirthank you Tara these are awesomeJohnny at the WALTER presentation on Monday.Looking every bit the glamorous living legend that he is.Photo courtesy of Super Agentress Tara Modlin. All righty then.  In contrast to our previous forlorn, Dickensian state, shivering cold and destitute with nary a twitpic to keep us warm, today we have such an embarrassment of NYFW riches that it's taken me hours to sift through it all, and just http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/OvrQX5OfWmQ/nyfwe-these-pics.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/OvrQX5OfWmQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/02/nyfwe-these-pics.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-7462374023939243090Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:24:00 +00002012-02-13T16:53:03.938-06:00you had me at ten dollarsSkate for the GoalJohnny Weirhave I mentioned I'm also a Viktor Petrenko stantonight we'll begin the desperate search for pics from the Chris Benz showI ♥ HanukJohnny at the Erickson Beamon presentation last Thursday. At last, a really good look at his entire ensemble! Photo via Fashionista. OK! So a few more NYFW pics have popped up in far-flung corners of the Internet (seriously, it's like some sort of weird underground fashion-themed Grade-School-Scavenger Hunt-Meets-The-Amazing-Race to find these things, and BTW does NO ONE tag posts with, like, http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/lw2SvQap5dY/manic-monday-more-nyfw-pics-plus.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/lw2SvQap5dY" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/02/manic-monday-more-nyfw-pics-plus.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-5332676159355566103Fri, 10 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +00002012-02-10T06:38:02.202-06:00well we have Chris Benz on Mon pls someone at least bring an iPhoneJohnny Weirwhat part of we need pics like we need air did you not understandseriously no other pics how is that possibleNYFWWell, at least Johnny did...  Here he's taking a runway photo at the Libertine show Thursday, February 9 (Victor is seated next to him). Photo tweeted by St. Louis Post-Dispatch fashion editor Debra Bass (thank you, Debra, for knowing what's REALLY important at these shows!). So apparently he IS doing some Fashion Week stuff, though not quite at the pace he did last February...  And once again http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/sd3rmj_0e04/nyfwhat-nobody-brought-camera-again.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)7<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/sd3rmj_0e04" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/02/nyfwhat-nobody-brought-camera-again.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-3800592734535810015Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:46:00 +00002012-02-08T06:46:57.672-06:00am ever more thrilled that Davey took so many HDOI picsnot enough ♥s in the world for this interview but we really tried on TwitterJohnny Weirfinally everyone can hear Victor’s warm voiceMy neck hurts, I'm tired and I need a manicure, but the music and the dream keep me rockin'...Johnny, via Twitter, 02-07-2012.HDOI photo © David Ingogly. I can't even imagine how grueling it must be to return to the training regimen necessary for an elite athlete aiming for his third Olympics. Johnny, please know that we believe in you, we support you all the way, and we know you can do it. And http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/C5B-1BxFBj8/driven.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)1<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/C5B-1BxFBj8" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/02/driven.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-7090356136791015284Mon, 06 Feb 2012 11:27:00 +00002012-02-06T14:41:26.842-06:00bottymcbotfaceImprov-Ice 2012 Championlove love these HRC photosBRB watching his performance againJohnny Weirbrilliant and lolworthy first step for world peaceHoneyBadgeWeirs Beat the BotJohnny skates to LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" during the first half of Improv-Ice. To which we responded by voting like crazy  for him to win "Best Improve-Ice Skater"!  (Crazy in a good way, I mean.  Not the kind of crazy that gets bitch slapped...) Photo courtesy of Brittany Evans for Disson Skating. See more in their Flickr album! He won!!!!!!!!!! Congratulations, Johnny!! Yes, of course http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/PoONmymFyEQ/weirld-peace.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)3<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/PoONmymFyEQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/02/weirld-peace.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-6799180044620234839Fri, 03 Feb 2012 12:55:00 +00002012-02-04T00:00:35.151-06:00Holiday Dreams on Icefortunately we still have hundreds of photos left in case there’s more emergency idiocy that requires the application of picspamJohnny Weirarghhe totally cracks me upJohnny at HDOI rehearsal. The lovely Michele Mansoor referred to this as his Burqa Look.Photo © David Ingogly. I don't know what kind of a week you've had, but mine sucked balls at various moments that have really just kind of worn me out. Some parts were great (Skating Watch Party with bonus Johnny commentary! HoneyBadgeWeirs Beat the Bot! Fabulous picspam from Nationals plus awesome NBC promo!http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/pR6gBsQyl5w/friday-flashback-super-silly-ousness-on.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)3<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/pR6gBsQyl5w" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/02/friday-flashback-super-silly-ousness-on.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-7727726939447780535Wed, 01 Feb 2012 12:30:00 +00002012-02-01T07:00:47.867-06:00Omaha here we come I can’t even imagine what that’ll be like#Weir2013Scott called Keegan a honey badger but somehow forgot to mention he got that from JohnnyJohnny Weirwe love you JohnnyJohnny signs autographs last weekend at Nationals. Photo tweeted by @snoripi, who notes that Johnny was surrounded by fans on all sides, and was very friendly to everyone. So last night was the first time I ever attended a "Skating Watch Party" on Twitter. Which is in fact a thing. And a fun thing, actually. A bunch of us sat down together from all different time zones and tweeted to each other http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/iHE7EaVNu_Y/omaha-2013-weir-waiting.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)6<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/iHE7EaVNu_Y" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/02/omaha-2013-weir-waiting.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-6572408728221953804Tue, 31 Jan 2012 11:48:00 +00002012-01-31T07:06:22.087-06:00happy I don't have to watch that stupid bot anymoreso excite to hear his commentary gemshe still wonImprov-IceI think Shannon is saying stop it but why would we want him to stopJohnny Weir Yes! At last! It's today! Johnny's commentary on the Senior Men's free skate at Nationals, Groups 3 and 4, is expected to be up on Ice Network at 12 noon EST!! If you haven't already subscribed, you can still do so here--worth every penny. Plus your subscription will give you access to all the premium on-demand footage in the Ice Network video archives from the 2011-2012 season thus far--so if http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/LvG7je-RiGQ/constant-comment-yes-please.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)3<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/LvG7je-RiGQ" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/constant-comment-yes-please.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-6573415996566094923Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:18:00 +00002012-01-30T17:46:05.824-06:00this is my quad salchow please enjoy itnever thought I'd use those 2 tags in the same post without sarcasmNBC needs to hire him to commentate the minute he retiresJohnny WeirUS Figure SkatingJohnny enjoys the action at the US Figure Skating National Championships with fellow skater Derrick Delmore. Photo courtesy of Super Agentress Tara Modlin! Bonus Ashley Wagner in the far left of the photo. (Super bonus: Wedding ring! So please click twice for super-size view! Because today is Johnny and Victor's one-month anniversary. ♥) Wow! What a weekend! Beginning with Johnny's thoroughly http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/UZ-KHpVJFMo/us-nationals-honey-badgers-eyebrows-and.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)6<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/UZ-KHpVJFMo" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/us-nationals-honey-badgers-eyebrows-and.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-755314646429621639Fri, 27 Jan 2012 12:56:00 +00002012-01-27T14:25:44.139-06:00a man and his Starbucksvote vote voteBTW did you vote#Weir2013#WeirSochi2014#WeirWorldPeace2012Johnny Weircannot wait to hear his dulcet tones and razor-sharp insights from the ICE DeskIn the Creation of Great Art, Great Sacrifices Must Sometimes Be Made. The following brief dramatic series of picspam covers less than 60 seconds of (endless) rehearsal time in the life of a three-time US champion and two-time Olympian. (As always, please click any photo twice for full-size view.) Holiday Dreams on Ice rehearsal.Day 1.Hour 12,956.Johnny casts a longing glance at ... ...his http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/FkFNYMIIXvo/portrait-of-artist-starbucks-series.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)5<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/FkFNYMIIXvo" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/portrait-of-artist-starbucks-series.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-5934074686171509408Thu, 26 Jan 2012 11:35:00 +00002012-01-26T05:52:06.090-06:00we love youhe's not only the Readers' Choice he's the people's choice always#Weir2013thank you Johnny for your sweet note#WeirSochi2014♥ his Tarzan look#WeirWorldPeace2012Johnny WeirJohnny in Punta Cana, January 2012. I wasn't actually going to blog today because I'm merrily working on picspam for tomorrow, but then late last night Johnny posted the above photo to his Facebook fan page along with this beautiful message for his fans: I love you guys. Thank you for making so many of my dreams come true and supporting the people I surround myself with. I can't tell you what http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/gGqNT1IIV0g/special-message-from-johnny.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)2<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/gGqNT1IIV0g" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/special-message-from-johnny.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-626954273375272072Wed, 25 Jan 2012 11:20:00 +00002012-01-25T15:51:41.543-06:00#Weir2013#WeirSochi2014we may now need to ration our picspam carefully#WeirReadyJohnny Weirsix or seven months gaaaaah thank Weirsus we still have 2000+ HDOI photos to carry us throughJohnny, December 2011. Photo © David Ingogly.Please click photo twice for full-size view. Or click here, then click again, for super-size version. Disclaimer re: the following: Just my opinion, my thoughts only, for what it's worth, as far as I know, void where prohibited, your mileage may vary, not intended to substitute nor replace the advice of legal counsel, if you experience the need to http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/AhlQ4E-u670/with-eye-on-2014-olympics.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)12<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/AhlQ4E-u670" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/with-eye-on-2014-olympics.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-7615105754517277399Fri, 20 Jan 2012 11:44:00 +00002012-01-20T06:11:06.208-06:00#Weir2013he’s backJohnny Weir Congratulations to Johnny  on his decision to return to competition! Please visit his website for complete news coverage and a special statement from Johnny. Photo © David Ingogly. Please click photo twice, or click here, for stunning full-size view. Postscript: Of all the moments yesterday surrounding Johnny's announcement, this is the one I will never forget: What a powerful statement this http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/-xhe7UIvJnE/unstoppable.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)10<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/-xhe7UIvJnE" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/unstoppable.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-2889134132424212653Thu, 19 Jan 2012 09:56:00 +00002012-01-19T03:56:20.400-06:00gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahBIG newsJohnny Weir Thank you for calling Maximum Freakage, the Johnny Weir Fans' Crisis Hotline. Please listen closely as our menu options change frequently depending on his mood and the color of his bag. Press 1 if you're freaked out about his hair. Your call will be automatically forwarded to Eric Alt, who will reassure you in his warmest and most soothing voice that only the finest products were used in http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/syYWKQSN4m4/may-we-present-this-helpful-brochure.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)7<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/syYWKQSN4m4" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/may-we-present-this-helpful-brochure.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-2110308724581972175Wed, 18 Jan 2012 12:21:00 +00002012-01-18T13:22:29.827-06:00I can't believe it's been a year already since the book signingsHoliday Dreams on Icegifs that keep on giffingI think Valentine's Day 2012 will be much better for himImprov-IceJohnny WeirRandom Stuff That Makes Me Happy in Celebration of the Fact That One Year Ago Today Was the Welcome to My World Book Signing in Chicago. :D Johnny acknowledges the audience at the end of his "Sexy and I Know It" performance in Improv-Ice. Screencap thanks to Jenn Kittler! Please continue to vote vote vote for Johnny through January 31! Voting: Day 4. As the Numbers Continue to Rise, Johnny http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/eyQmx-_dVMA/multimedia-wednesday.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)5<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/eyQmx-_dVMA" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/multimedia-wednesday.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-7008248443307476012Tue, 17 Jan 2012 12:37:00 +00002012-01-17T07:13:08.593-06:00vote vote votedream big little Nehemias Jr follow your heart and never be afraid to falllove that what he does and who he is speaks to the hearts of people of all agesImprov-IceJohnny WeirJohnny during one of the interview portions of Improv-Ice.Special thanks to Jenn Kittler for the screencap! Voting: Day 3. Yeah, It's Going Pretty Well. (Or: So, Johnny, How's That World-Peace Plan Coming Along?) (Votes as of 5 a.m. EST today. Please click the graphic to be taken to the latest real-time poll results. Cuz these numbers are obvs already outdated.) Here are a few more gifs from http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/YIbzk_8aACc/gifs-world-peace-and-johnnys-biggest.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)6<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/YIbzk_8aACc" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/gifs-world-peace-and-johnnys-biggest.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-1722100013625309332Mon, 16 Jan 2012 12:20:00 +00002012-01-17T17:21:51.808-06:00OMGIDIEevery time I see him perform I’m reminded all over again that he is like no other skater everImprov-IceJohnny Weiris it wrong that I think competition programs should be this funAnd We Know It. People in Indonesia and Outer Mongolia Know It. Does Anyone Not Know It? Here, Have Some Gifs. These'll Clear That Right Up for You. Johnny skates to LMFAO's "Sexy and I Know It" during the first half of Improv-Ice. To which we could merely whisper a collective, "asdgfhhlkjhafas," and then make a sound heard only by dogs....Photo courtesy of Brittany Evans for Disson Skating. See http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/PzAMhoe1LP8/sexy-and-he-knows-it.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)6<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/PzAMhoe1LP8" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/sexy-and-he-knows-it.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-3513651847142675122Sun, 15 Jan 2012 11:44:00 +00002012-01-15T05:44:29.604-06:00please tell absolutely everyone you've ever met to watch the show and VOTE FOR JOHNNY cuz if they haven't seen him before the Safety pants are an awesome place to start O.OImprov-IceJohnny Weir"Hey. Hey, you guys. What are you doing? You're not watching something lame, are you? You know you can see me skate in Improv-Ice today, right...?" "Look! I'm even in the logo!" (Thanks to my dear and sharp-eyed friend Tatiana Edrenkina for pointing that out...) FINALLY!! The broadcast premiere of the Tylenol Cold Improv-Ice show, part of the Pandora NBC Skating Series, is TODAY at 4 pm EST / http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/gpLw2x2NAgk/improv-ice-man-myth-those-legendary.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)3<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/gpLw2x2NAgk" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/improv-ice-man-myth-those-legendary.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-1884111198520378992Fri, 13 Jan 2012 12:07:00 +00002012-01-15T04:59:42.111-06:00Holiday Dreams on Iceblack-and-white pics are my faveSexy and He Knows It hell yesrock this voteImprov-IceJohnny WeirI get why Patti says she could watch him all day even if he never jumpsJohnny during his Bad Romance run-through at Holiday Dreams on Ice dress rehearsal a few hours before the show on Friday, December 23. Before We Get to the Picspam, Please Enjoy This Brief Word from Our Sponsor. Well, Technically We Don't Have a Sponsor. Which Is Why We Can Pretty Much Write What We Want and Sprinkle It Liberally With Colorful Language. But If We Had One (We? Who's We? IDK It's http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/dBZxDXCbeJI/bad-romance-unplugged.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)5<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/dBZxDXCbeJI" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/bad-romance-unplugged.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-224498257049361471Thu, 12 Jan 2012 12:37:00 +00002012-01-12T07:15:40.480-06:00let me guess you scrolled all the way down first to see if there were any pics of Johnny and Victor amiriteHoliday Dreams on Icethe snowman also deflated but Josh resuscitated him tooJohnny WeirWhich I Believe Is Best Described as "Random." As the really excellent lighting team prepares to work the spotlights in the darkened arena, Johnny waits to take the ice for warm-up at the Holiday Dreams on Ice dress rehearsal, Friday, December 23. OK, so in the Never-Ending Story That Was Two Days of Holiday Dreams on Ice Which Went By Way Way Way Too Fast Although the Telling of It Seems to http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/75ev5r3hfmI/our-hdoi-story-continues-in-particular.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)3<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/75ev5r3hfmI" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/our-hdoi-story-continues-in-particular.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-5083704402772003360Tue, 10 Jan 2012 11:23:00 +00002012-01-10T14:32:37.709-06:00LOL VictorHoliday Dreams on IceMel and I are wondering if he drew a reindeer on the reindeer-pelt box againlove their new Twitter biosJohnny Weirfor Shorty awards the rules are kinda long-yJohnny performs to Adele's "Rumour Has It"/"Someone Like You" at Holiday Dreams on Ice. Please click photo twice for full-size view. Stunning extra-huge version available here. Yes, we have more of our endless series of Holiday Dreams on Ice picspam! But first, let's check in with our favorite newlyweds: They're in this week's People magazine! (Issue dated January 16, 2012--click twice for http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/ZH8ovhH9tQ4/of-people-packing-and-picspam.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)6<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/ZH8ovhH9tQ4" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/of-people-packing-and-picspam.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-5173893907546025407Fri, 06 Jan 2012 12:58:00 +00002012-01-10T02:56:08.675-06:00Holiday Dreams on IceRumour Has It that this costume really really needs to be worn more often not by Someone Like You just by youIced Pinkloved all the kids in the showJohnny Weirjust wow...as does its wearer. Here's Johnny during the opening number of the second act of Holiday Dreams on Ice, a mashup of Adele's "Rumour Has It" and "Someone Like You." New!! Super hi-res version available here. Kayso I realize I said the other day that we'd just go through these gajillions of photos in chronological order, because that was the only framework by which I felt I could even take a http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/aID9gABvTdY/rumour-has-it-that-this-costume.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)4<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/aID9gABvTdY" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/rumour-has-it-that-this-costume.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-1517801851235249842Wed, 04 Jan 2012 12:33:00 +00002012-01-04T07:30:17.722-06:00Holiday Dreams on Icewonderful to see people you love being completely overwhelmingly IN love and then deluged with love and good wishesJohnny Weirlove is lovebut yeah don't read the commentsThe Honeymooners! Photo tweeted by Victor yesterday. ♥ Here's my Top Ten list of Johnny stuff that made me happy so far this week (in addition to the photo above) (and it's only Wednesday!): 1. The People.com story. People! He's on People! Within hours of its appearance on Monday, it had replaced the US Weekly piece as the top news story about Johnny. (BTW ESPN's Jim Caple, whose tweet is http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/-i7ccaFIhrc/top-ten-moments-of-win-this-week.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)9<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/-i7ccaFIhrc" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/top-ten-moments-of-win-this-week.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2773888305392810771.post-8102018847894646339Mon, 02 Jan 2012 12:58:00 +00002012-01-02T07:11:50.229-06:00Holiday Dreams on Iceevery time the swan boat hits the shark I LOLfamily friendlyJohnny Weirwondering if Vitya will really get him to go scuba diving or even in you know the actualfax waterI absolutely love this.Created and tweeted by @jellyfish967, who added this caption:"Congratulations and Happy New Year!!Nothing can get in the way of love. Even a great white." OK! So he's married, he's off to Punta Cana with the man of his dreams for what I hope is the best vacation of his life, and so we'll just wave goodbye enthusiastically and turn back to our computers, brush swiftly at http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~3/KxjjYwTVuS0/bon-voyage-here-have-some-picspam.htmlnoreply@blogger.com (Binky and the Misfit Mimes)5<img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BinkyAndTheMisfitMimesBlog/~4/KxjjYwTVuS0" height="1" width="1"/>http://misfitmimes.blogspot.com/2012/01/bon-voyage-here-have-some-picspam.html