http://birthdaygreetingssayings.com Birthdays are special for friends and family. Show that special someone how much you care and that you are thinking of them on their birthday with one of these birthday greeting Ecards. The sayings will let them know that you are thinking about them. en-us Sun, 20 Oct 2013 03:18:45 GMT http://birthdaygreetingssayings.com/461/thoughtful/24657/existential-birthday.html

With how old the universe is, is it really worth celebrating a single day in its existence?  Of course it is, as long as it's you're birthday.

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Getting older is a right of passage, but after a certain point in time, you just feel bad about the old jokes.

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Telling someone happy birthday has come a long way, and now you can just send a simple ecards instead of typing out a long text message.  Now this is real evolution.

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Looking for a highly convenient online birthday calendar?  Nevermind, you already have Facebook.

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Lovely birthday ladies shouldn't be this upset on their special day.  Remember, it's just another year.  Happy Birthday!

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Some of the hardest birthdays you will ever experience are military birthday.  Sometimes, you have to celebrate from far, far away.

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If you know someone that sits on the computer all day for their birthday, take them out and get them sloshed to high heaven.

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It is never fun with extra poundage but unfortunately sometimes getting older and life just happens.  This year for your birthday, maybe you should put down the cake and break out the cardio.

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Birthdays mean cake, ice cream and present.  Here is a present from me to you, losing weight is hard but if you want to fit into those jeans without having a muffin top you better start doing some cardio!

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One way to have a magical birthday is to just go visit a psychic and see what she says.  Maybe she will predict something good for you?

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Bees and flowers go hand in hand, therefore next time a person goes hunting for wildflowers, they should make sure there not surrounded by bees!

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While there are plenty of cards to get him laughing on his birthday, this one will definitely do the trick. Get him laughing with this card here when you send it to him on his birthday.

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Mary and her lambs have shown up to wish your little one a very happy birthday. This is a great card to send to those little boys and girls out there to wish them a happy birthday no matter where you are.

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There is no way to get around it, sometimes you just cant help it that birthday accidents may occur. If your birthday cake get blown out by a fireman do not let it bother you, at least you have a hoard of hot fire fighters that have just crashed your birthday!

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Every birthday needs to have a birthday dance to accompany it.  Send your friends and family this fun card and give them the best birthday dance ever.

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Apparently elderly birthday parties tend to be a bit on the crazy side. You never know what people are going to do, pants come off and they can get a bit crazy. Who said it wasn't fun getting older?

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If your girlfriends have been begging you to get them some male strippers then you can finally give them to them.  We offer three of the hottest male actors out there willing to give them the best strip tease of their lives!

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If any of your friends have ever wanted dancing girls for a birthday present then this is the best card to give them. Not only will they get three of the hottest actresses out there, but they will come free!

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Apparently the size of a gift does matter, in some cases.  If you are getting ready to give a gift to a person you care about, make sure it will prove to them how much you really love them.

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Gifts are not about what they are as much as they are about presenting gifts.  If you present a pair of socks by holding them out and handing them, it is lame. If you present a pair of socks like this lady, then they are the best pair of socks ever!

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