Bitch Slap tag:typepad.com,2003:weblog-269693 2006-03-24T11:54:22-05:00 We Say What You Only Wish You Could TypePad This is an XML content feed. It is intended to be viewed in a newsreader or syndicated to another site, subject to copyright and fair use. Back with a Vengence tag:typepad.com,2003:post-9627748 2006-03-24T11:54:22-05:00 2006-03-24T11:54:22-05:00 Tis been far, far too long, but what can I say, except shut up with the god damn annoying uptalk! Considered yourselves Bitch Slapped, you squawking gaggle of girls! Bitch Slap is a public service of the Shoe Stor Shoelover

Tis been far, far too long, but what can I say, except shut up with the god damn annoying uptalk!

Considered yourselves Bitch Slapped, you squawking gaggle of girls!

Bitch Slap is a public service of the Shoe Stor

 http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/2006/03/back_with_a_ven.html Hey Asshole tag:typepad.com,2003:post-8715940 2006-02-04T07:40:00-05:00 2006-02-04T07:40:00-05:00 thanks for holding the door............my hands weren't full or anything. Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you inconsiderate bastard! Bitch Slap is a public service of the Shoe Stor Shoelover

thanks for holding the door............my hands weren't full or anything.

Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you inconsiderate bastard!

Bitch Slap is a public service of the Shoe Stor

 http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/2006/02/hey_asshole.html On Open Letter tag:typepad.com,2003:post-8709506 2006-02-02T13:00:00-05:00 2006-02-02T13:00:00-05:00 to "classic rock" disc jockies everywhere. THE 70'S ARE OVER! Stop musing about YES's 1975 world tour, who is the best drummer of all time, counting down the greatest hits of 1978 (again............) and for god sake's cut that scragly... Shoelover <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a onclick="window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=89,height=103,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" href="http://shoelover.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/hippieburnoutimages.jpg"><img title="Hippieburnoutimages" height="115" alt="Hippieburnoutimages" src="http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/images/hippieburnoutimages.jpg" width="100" border="0" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px 5px" /></a> to &quot;classic rock&quot; disc jockies everywhere. </p> <p><strong>THE 70'S ARE OVER!</strong>&nbsp; </p> <p>Stop musing about YES's 1975 world tour, who is the best drummer of all time, counting down the greatest hits of 1978&nbsp; (again............) and for god sake's cut that scragly ponytail.&nbsp; You are already bald and you aren't fooling anyone, &quot;Man&quot;.</p> <p>Consider yourself <strong><em><u>Bitch Slapped</u></em> </strong>you dope smoking burn-outs! </p> <p>Bitch Slap is a public service of the <a href="http://www.shoe-stor.com/"><span style="COLOR: #003366">Shoe Stor</span></a></p></div> http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/2006/02/on_open_letter.html Unless I have forgotten tag:typepad.com,2003:post-8705931 2006-02-01T09:54:21-05:00 2006-02-01T09:54:21-05:00 the physics of sound waves, leaning on your horn for 3 minutes will not generate enough force to move that car that has stalled in front of you. Now shut up, drive around that car in front of you and... Shoelover

Stallthe physics of sound waves, leaning on your horn for 3 minutes will not generate enough force to move that car that has stalled in front of you.

Now shut up, drive around that car in front of you and go back to picking your nose, it is a better use of your hand.

Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you idiot!

Bitch Slap is a public service of the Shoe Stor

 http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/2006/02/unless_i_have_f.html All the more reasons tag:typepad.com,2003:post-8662850 2006-01-30T07:47:58-05:00 2006-01-30T07:47:58-05:00 to take the stairs...........plus it will do your hearts good. Toronto elevator falls, injuring five By OLIVER MOORE AND SONJA PUZIC Saturday, January 28, 2006 Toronto — Five people were injured yesterday when the elevator they were in tumbled to... Shoelover

Elevator to take the stairs...........plus it will do your hearts good.

Toronto elevator falls, injuring five

By OLIVER MOORE AND SONJA PUZIC Saturday, January 28, 2006

Toronto — Five people were injured yesterday when the elevator they were in tumbled to the parking garage deep below an office building in downtown Toronto (continued...)

 http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/2006/01/all_the_more_re.html Are you seriously tag:typepad.com,2003:post-8493285 2006-01-20T23:43:29-05:00 2006-01-20T23:43:29-05:00 j-walking, or rather j-wheeling across a busy street in the middle of rush hour? Are you really trying to wheel yourself across the street without getting hit? Didn't you learn your lesson the last time you did that or are... Shoelover <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a href="http://shoelover.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/wheelchair.jpg"><img title="Wheelchair" height="150" alt="Wheelchair" src="http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/images/wheelchair.jpg" width="200" border="0" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px 5px" /></a> j-walking, or rather j-wheeling across a busy street in the middle of rush hour?&nbsp; Are you really trying to wheel yourself across the street without getting hit?&nbsp; Didn't you learn your lesson the last time you did that or are you hoping to become a quadriplegic this time around.</p> <p>Consider yourself <strong><em><u>Bitch Slapped</u></em> </strong>you irresponsible fool! </p> <p>Bitch Slap is a public service of the <a href="http://www.shoe-stor.com/"><span style="color: #003366;">Shoe Stor</span></a></p></div> http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/2006/01/are_you_serious.html "When I lived tag:typepad.com,2003:post-8461989 2006-01-19T09:41:27-05:00 2006-01-19T09:41:27-05:00 in Europe, I ate lots of Greek food," the person standing behind me in line said to their friend. "From the looks of it, you didn't seem too concerned about leaving any for the rest of us," I chimed in... Shoelover

Fatgut in Europe, I ate lots of Greek food," the person standing behind me in line said to their friend.

"From the looks of it, you didn't seem too concerned about leaving any for the rest of us," I chimed in as I walked up to the teller. "Do your heart a favor and loose the spare tire."

Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you round mound!

Bitch Slap is a public service of the Shoe Stor

 http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/2006/01/when_i_lived.html I don't look hot tag:typepad.com,2003:post-8443061 2006-01-18T08:48:56-05:00 2006-01-18T08:48:56-05:00 because of my new hair style. I look hot because that just the way I am. Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you gawking gawker! Bitch Slap is a public service of the Shoe Stor Shoelover <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a onclick="window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=484,height=359,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" href="http://shoelover.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/cut.jpg"><img title="Cut" height="111" alt="Cut" src="http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/images/cut.jpg" width="150" border="0" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 5px 5px" /></a>because of my new hair style.&nbsp; I look hot because that just the way I am.</p> <p>Consider yourself <strong><em><u>Bitch Slapped</u></em> </strong>you gawking gawker! </p> <p>Bitch Slap is a public service of the <a href="http://www.shoe-stor.com/"><span style="color: #003366;">Shoe Stor</span></a></p></div> http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/2006/01/i_dont_look_hot.html What do you mean you tag:typepad.com,2003:post-8405413 2006-01-16T09:03:00-05:00 2006-01-16T09:03:00-05:00 are going to charge me $30 a day for an in-room internet connection at your resort. Was that $20,000 tab for the vacation not enough to warrant a freebee? Consider yourself Bitch Slapped you cheapskates! Bitch Slap is a public... Shoelover <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a onclick="window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=800,height=554,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" href="http://shoelover.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/halfbill_2.jpg"><img title="Halfbill_2" height="138" alt="Halfbill_2" src="http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/images/halfbill_2.jpg" width="200" border="0" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 5px 5px 0px" /></a>are going to charge me $30 a day for an in-room internet connection at your resort.&nbsp; Was that $20,000 tab for the vacation not enough to warrant a freebee?</p> <p>Consider yourself <strong><em><u>Bitch Slapped</u></em> </strong>you cheapskates!</p> <p>Bitch Slap is a public service of the <a href="http://www.shoe-stor.com/"><span style="color: #003366;">Shoe Stor</span></a></p></div> http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/2006/01/what_do_you_mea.html Why do I care tag:typepad.com,2003:post-8339802 2006-01-12T06:58:30-05:00 2006-01-12T06:58:30-05:00 how hot you think are? Why do I care what you did last weekend? No I don't care that your old best friend, now your newest enemy has a wide ass and cankles. Why do I care that 5 guys... Shoelover <div xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml"><p><a onclick="window.open(this.href, '_blank', 'width=229,height=180,scrollbars=no,resizable=no,toolbar=no,directories=no,location=no,menubar=no,status=no,left=0,top=0'); return false" href="http://shoelover.typepad.com/.shared/image.html?/photos/uncategorized/girl.jpg"><img title="Girl" height="117" alt="Girl" src="http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/images/girl.jpg" width="149" border="0" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 5px 5px 0px" /></a>how hot you think are?&nbsp; Why do I care what you did last weekend?&nbsp; &nbsp;No I don't care that your old best friend, now your newest enemy has a wide ass and <a href="http://www.wordspy.com/words/cankle.asp" target="_blank">cankles</a>. </p> <p>Why do I care that 5 guys asked your for your phone number on Saturday night.&nbsp; What you think it is because your hot?&nbsp; No, it is because you are a shallow, insecure slut who will give it up to anyone with a wallet and a car.&nbsp; How do I know this......................?</p> <p>It's because you have been yelling into your cell phone for the last 5 minutes, and despite the fact that I am sitting 15 feet away from you, I can hear every word.</p> <p>Consider yourself <strong><em><u>Bitch Slapped</u></em> </strong>you loud mouth yenta!</p> <p>Bitch Slap is a public service of the <a href="http://www.shoe-stor.com/"><span style="color: #003366;">Shoe Stor</span></a></p> <p>P.S.&nbsp; Get yourself some clothes that fit, you ain't such a beanstock yourself there chubby.</p></div> http://shoelover.typepad.com/bitch_slap/2006/01/why_do_i_care.html