BITSian STATUS MESSAGES

QOD Will be added here tomorrow...!!

2008-10-30T23:25:00.000-07:00

Yogesh:Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.

Shashankpandey : there are some things in life that money can't buy ........ but for the rest I NEED MONEY..

[Lol]

prakharsingh: Its been a hard days night and i have been working like a dog.....

Sidharth:sirf vicharon ki ladai hai yeh.. http://sidbloke.blogspot.com

Shubh.malhotra : "YoYo Waves 6th-8th March .... :D "

saumils1987: Happiness is a small and unworthy goal for something as big and fancy as a whole lifetime, and should be taken in small doses.

akhil: Its like a wind, one can neva see it, but one can always feel it...

QOD :Omesh:There is always hope....this is what annoys me !!

2008-10-29T12:52:00.000-07:00

Hash(ole) : aajkal ke zamaane mein return OF money is more important than return ON money :D

Yogesh : The US of A has developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing. It's called the stock market..

Omesh: There is always hope....that is what annoys me!!

Apoorv : Abe Bhak!

Me: "You can't keep money around for ever. It's like saving sex for your old age" - Warren Buffett on people who still havn't started investing into the share market.

Sumit: Will/can Someone explain where is the "SENSE" in "SENSE"-X ?? :O [LOL...]

Sutirthasroy: First rule of project Mayhem is you dont ask questions!

PrakharSingh: "This movie marks the return of semi-clad / naked girls dancing in the opening title sequence, a trademark of the series, and something that was left out of the previous Bond movie's opening sequence"

Abhishek (aka Chakra): "Code is just a smart kind of Data " ..

Nikhilesh:why doesnt peter have his powerss??
[Reference: Heroes-season 8 ]

Shashank.Misra: could you whisper in my ear , the things u wanna hear..

Sidharth: A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown. Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My word, for $250 they could've at least ironed it!"...

Raman : Peace by way of war is like purity by way of fuckin!!!!-http://voiceofignorance.blogspot.com

Vikas.coca :Serendipity and death...at times they look synonymous..dont they?? :P

Prakharsingh: Lowering Expectations since 1988

Shashanks.misra: It wasn't really a YES but it was good enough to keep me happy for a lifetime ..

Simplynits(Nitin): If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you...

QOD :Dhyanesh: What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around..

2008-10-28T02:45:00.000-07:00

Nikhilesh :in deep meditation .. do not disturb unless u want to be struck by lightning..

Dhyanesh: What's the speed limit of sex? 68; at 69 you have to turn around..

Akhil:Our truest life is when we are in our dreams awake :-)

SiDharth :An optimist Bloke now says, " I have done terrible things, I need to make amends and so do you." http://sidbloke.blogspot.com

Rohit:A BITSsian 'Sarath Babu' has been nominated for PEPSI MTV YOUTH ICON !! 8 of 23 will be selected finally, And their faces will be printed on Pepsi cans! VOTE 4 him !!!! http://www.mtvyouthicon.in.com/nominee.php?id=46416

[I already did :D ]

HarshaVardhan:You need people like me, so you can point your fuckin fingers and say, "That's the bad guy". So, what that make you? Good? You are not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. I always tell the truth. Even when I lie...

VishalGoel:happy diwali.... green diwali manao...matlab green colour waale "sutli" bomb fodho..\m/ \m/

[n1 :D ]

KushalAgarwal :There are about 550 Million firearms in worldwide circulation, thats 1 firearm for every 12 people on the planet .. the only question is how do we arm the other 11..

Mudit: "Love".. "GOD" "family"...respect truth... all notions just to make u feel world is ... a safe place to live in....

Lokesh: love is more easily demonstrated than defined --- bhamri

Omesh: 3 Days and Nights of Good Sleep... :-)

Raja: hmm mebe for the first time.. DnD \m/

Shashanks.misra:I am getting poorer and poorer .. Euro has now fallen to 61 Indian Rupees ( from around 70 rupees to start with )

[@Insead France .. :D ]

Omesh: Money left from stipend till date Rs 39/- ...............Economic crisis.... :(

QOD:shashanks.misra: destiny is calling me... so i put your call on hold!

2008-10-26T12:04:00.000-07:00

Raja: Diwali - the time when bikers must be scared of pedestrians.

Rajesh:Wanted a Love Guru !!
[Ahan ?? ;)]

Vishal Goel: bomb blasts in ah3 .....next target - hos ass' room.. :P... rok sakte ho to rok lo.....
[ah3=urs truly's Hostel name]

shashanks.misra: destiny is calling me... so i put your call on hold!

vivek.vpk: It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere.

Vaibhav Raj : I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder..

Harsh Vardhan: Philosophical encounters with the zeroth kind..

Shashank pandey: if a person is named " ", then can neone tell me how 'll he know that someone shouted his name, or btw how 'll one call him.

QOD:Shashank(aka Boxer) :"I get enough exercise pushing my luck"

2008-10-25T02:39:00.000-07:00

Apporv: "When i die,I wanna be buried face-down so that anyone who doesn't like me can come to my grave and kiss my ass"

Shashank(aka Boxer) :"I get enough exercise pushing my luck"

vivek.vpk: The Two Rules of Success: 1. Don't tell everything you know .....

Chandan Singh: always @(weekend) assign Chandy =1'b1;
[if u didn't get this try coding in verilog .. :D ]

Yogesh:"Only 4.2 million seconds to go" -- for ps to end...

Aditya:Working at GM,GM all ..
[The first GM==General Motors ..and the second ...well ahem ..for noobs ==G*** Mara :P]

akhs247: Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts.

Nikhilesh -: my lcd said hello!

Gaurav:Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to lack of alcohol...
[cant agree more mate :P]

Aditya Vnv:wat the frock ? :P

Piyushsharma: Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Ankit Chaudhary : My head speaks a language, I don't understand.

Angad Singh Gill: "Even if I toss a coin the chance of me getting Head is Zero"-Angad Singh Gill

Aswin.n: Everything happens for a reason

[Yeah ...including status messages .. :P ]

Roshan Sumbaly: The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do..

Siddharth: An optimist Bloke now says, ' Every dark cloud has silver lining."

QOD:Rohan Gandhi: Someone stole my coffee!

2008-10-24T03:55:00.000-07:00

sujay.shrivastava: Just becoz i rock doesn't mean I am made of Stone !

simplynits: Failure is not the only punishment for laziness; there is also the success of others.

kushalagarwal22: Sensex Rape Sex P*rn Bhajan Inc*st ..
[On the sensex going below 10K.. :D ..the BITSians using DC will understand the rest ..:P]

sutirthasroy: do yourself a favour..watch ELITE SQUAD..

Rohan Gandhi: Someone stole my coffee!
[@Cypress Semiconductors, San Jose,US]

Me : I have great faith in fools...my friends call it Self Confidence.. :D :D

Shobhit Misra: My job is like my marriage. I may be tempted to look at other pretty girls, evaluate them and get tempted to stray, but something holds me back.........

[Ok..he is an IITian ...but we can spare him for that...this time :P]

pandita.omesh: I refuse to Work!! x-(
[i can understand mate :P]

vivek.vpk: 1 Dollar = 50 Rupees :O
[Like it fuggin matters to u ..u r in US dude :X :P ]

Arun Reddy : Happy Diwali - Play Safe !
[Ahem ...]

Vishrut...: "Don't ever leave the one you love for the one you like, because the one you like will leave you for the one they love" ... truly touching... :(
[5 Min pehle iska status msg tha : Working at CSD ...DND :O ]

Shashank pandey : saala boxer aakhri sem mein bhi T2 se 10 di pehle se padna shuru karta hai . Bhagwaan bachaye humein aise logon se..
[Just for reference : Pandey ji is a 10 pointer Himself .. :O :O ...aur inhe bhagwan bachaye ?? ]

Ankit govil: Boxer aur kitabein-- "ek amar prem gatha"
[Bas kar boxer... :P]

Shashanks.misra: The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore all progress depends on the unreasonable man.

[How True !!]

saumils1987 : Laughter -- An interior convulsion, producing a distortion of the features and accompanied by inarticulate noises. It is infectious and, though intermittent, incurable.

rohith: "We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.".................... "It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."

So Here We Go...........

2008-10-23T03:16:00.000-07:00

A log of some of the status messages i can remember over the last week .Sorry dont remember which one belongs to whom ,but will surely add references to those i add from now on ...

":(i hate writing!!:)" - A significant someone annoyed of writing classes :P
ohh ..i m soo sorry ...did my back hurt ur Knife ?? :O -ohh well v all know wat tht means .. :D
"The world's full of jobless people, others have a kernel to build" - One of the OS patrons here!
"impossible is zero" - Been around for a while, fathomable!
"Life is a 'butterfly effect'!" - No idea whatsoever what that means :)
"i have a new philosophy. I am only going to dread one day at a time."
one infinite loop" - i think i know what this means!
"Kimi didn't want to scare Alonso with Ferrari's pace" - Whatever!!!
"Finding fortunes in unexpected places!!!" --- Good for the one who wrote this!

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2008-10-20T21:13:00.000-07:00

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AbouT ThE BloG

2008-10-20T21:04:00.000-07:00

Did you encounter a snappy gtalk status message today ??Was it that BITSian friend or urs again ??:D With some 200+ BITSians in my gtalk list ,i regularly take the honors of witnessing status messages of my fella BITSian mates which are witty, geeky, outrageous , philosphical and at times a rare combination of all of the above .In any case ,full of BITSian Gyaan they aptly reflect LIFE @BITS (and elsewhere-read PS-2 Stations ! :D ) and some of them are simply Legendary in their own right :D :D

This Blog is a tribute to some of the interesting on'z i encounter (with references whereever possible ).If u have a status message which you think belongs to this League-of-Extraordinary-Bitsian Status messages ,drop them at the shoutbox on the right panel! ! I ll add them in the next post ! Enjoy !!

P.S :The best status message of the day will be added as the Title of the Blog post for the day ... :) :)

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