Black and White Fun

How Dieting Works

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Sat, 31 Aug 2013 01:45:00 -0400

Superman in The UK

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Tue, 9 Apr 2013 22:51:00 -0400

Dont Call Me a Child Louis!

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Tue, 9 Apr 2013 22:40:00 -0400

Peter Griffin's Logic! Brilliant.

you OK Bro?

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Mon, 8 Apr 2013 22:38:00 -0400

Lifting Heavy Boxes

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Sat, 2 Mar 2013 11:05:00 -0500

Training Men!

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Sat, 2 Mar 2013 10:55:00 -0500

Best Chess Tactic

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Fri, 1 Mar 2013 16:00:00 -0500

How much for the Bottle?

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Fri, 1 Mar 2013 14:00:00 -0500

Don't Die a Virgin!

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Fri, 1 Mar 2013 10:50:00 -0500

Perfect cure for a bad day!

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 16:00:00 -0500

Make Money!

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 10:44:00 -0500

Marketing...Innovative

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 10:00:00 -0500

Story Time...

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Sat, 23 Feb 2013 09:52:00 -0500

Amazing Coincidences

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 10:00:00 -0500

IT'S RAINING BABIES

In Detroit sometime in the 1930s, a young (if incredibly careless) mother must have been eternally grateful to a man named Joseph Figlock. As Figlock was walking down the street, the mother's baby fell from a high window onto Figlock. The baby's fall was broken and both man and baby were unharmed. A stroke of luck on its own, but a year later, the very same baby fell from the very same window onto poor, unsuspecting Joseph Figlock as he was again passing beneath. And again, they both survived the event.

Amazing Coinidences!

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Wed, 20 Feb 2013 10:01:00 -0500

TWIN BOYS, TWIN LIVES

The stories of identical twins' nearly identical lives are often astonishing, but perhaps none more so than those of identical twins born in Ohio. The twin boys were separated at birth, being adopted by different families. Unknown to each other, both families named the boys James. And here the coincidences just begin. Both James grew up not even knowing of the other, yet both sought law-enforcement training, both had abilities in mechanical drawing and carpentry, and each had married women named Linda. They both had sons whom one named James Alan and the other named James Allan. The twin brothers also divorced their wives and married other women - both named Betty. And they both owned dogs which they named Toy. Forty years after their childhood separation, the two men were reunited to share their amazingly similar lives. (Reader's Digest, January 1980)

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Sun, 10 Feb 2013 05:00:00 -0500

..........................and I am Back

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 12:45:00 -0400

Three Statisticians Go Hunting

Three statisticians go hunting and a bird flies across their view.
The first aims his gun and fires. Unfortunately he shoots 3 feet too high and misses.
The second takes aim and fires, his shot goes 3 feet too low and misses the target.
The third statistician then shouts "Great! We hit it!"

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 12:42:00 -0400

Jim goes into confession and says

"Forgive me Father, for I have sinned, last night I had sex with a woman who is not my wife."

The Priest says "Son, I cannot grant you absolution unless you tell me her name. Who was this woman?"
Jim says "Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."

The Priest says "Was it that red-haired hussey Maureen O'Flahherty?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."

The Priest says "Was it that adulterous Sheila Calhoun?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."

The Priest says "Was it that brazen Mary Callaghan?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."

The Priest says "Was it that wicked woman Kathleen O'Connor?"
"Father, forgive me but I cannot tell you her name."

The Priest says "Well, if you will not tell me her name, I cannot grant you absolution. Begone!"

So Jim leaves the church and meets his friend Jonno outside.

Jonno says "Hey Jim, you're not a Catholic, surely you weren't trying to get absolution?"

Jim says "Nah, just picking up some tips..."

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 12:38:00 -0400

Grandmas Having Fun

Three mischievous old Grannies were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home.

When an old Grandpa walked by. And one of the old Grandmas yelled out saying,
"We bet we can tell exactly how old you are."

The old man said, "There is no way you can guess it, you old fools."

One of the old Grandmas said, "Sure we can! - Just drop your pants and under
shorts and we can tell your exact age."

Embarrassed just a little, but anxious to prove they couldn't do it, he dropped his drawers.

The Grandmas asked him to first turn around a couple of times and to jump up and down several times.

Then they all piped up and said, "You're 87 years old!"

Standing with his pants down around his ankles, the old gent asked,

"How in the world did you guess?"

Slapping their knees and grinning from ear to ear, the three old ladies happily yelled in unison...

"We were at your birthday party yesterday!"

Three Catholic Women and an Old Jewish Lady are Having Coffee

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:32:00 -0400

Three Catholic women and an older Jewish lady were having coffee. The first Catholic woman tells her friends "My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him Father."

The second woman chirps, "My son is a bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people call him Your Grace."

The third old woman says "My son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, he's called Your Eminence."

As the little old Jewish lady sips her coffee in silence, the first three give her this subtle "Well...?" look, so she says: "My son is 6'5"; he has broad, square shoulders, lean hips and is very muscular; he's terribly handsome, has beautiful hair, dresses very well and always smells wonderful. Whenever he walks into a room, women say "Oh, my God...."

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 12:26:00 -0400

Pope Having Direct Line to God....

The Chief Rabbi of Israel and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices an unusually fancy phone on a side table in the Pope's private chambers.

"What is that phone for?" he asks the pontiff.

"It's my direct line to the Lord!"

The Rabbi is skeptical, and the Pope notices. The Holy Father insists that the Rabbi trys it out, and, indeed, he is connected to the Lord. The Rabbi holds a lengthy discussion with Him.

After hanging up the Rabbi says. "Thank you very much. This is great! But listen, I want to pay for my phone charges."

The Pope, of course refuses, but the Rabbi is steadfast and finally, the pontiff gives in. He checks the counter on the phone and says: "Allright! The charges were 100,000 Lira."

The Chief Rabbi gladly hands over a packet of bills. A few months later, the Pope is in Jerusalem on an official visit. In the Chief Rabbi's chambers he sees a phone identical to his and learns it also is a direct line to the Lord. The Pope remembers he has an urgent matter that requires divine consultation and asks if he can use the Rabbi's phone.

The Rabbi gladly agrees, hands him the phone, and the Pope chats away. After hanging up, the Pope offers to pay for the phone charges.

The Rabbi looks on the phone counter and says: "1 Shekel 50!"

The Pope looks surprised: "Why so cheap!?!"

The Rabbi smiles: "Local call."

Happy Mothers Day Folks

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Sun, 8 May 2011 01:11:00 -0400

Jesus Christ...is Annoyed

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Mon, 7 Mar 2011 04:04:00 -0500

No Offense intended to Christians, Jews and Muslims (Hindus, Budhists and etc., can take offense)

I wont Call you that....

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Sun, 6 Mar 2011 05:05:00 -0500

Dinner Is Served....

noreply@blogger.com (RP) — Sun, 6 Mar 2011 04:04:00 -0500