Black Cat Bone - Burning The Flesh Off Modern Art

Pardon My Progress As I Proceed With Trashing Wal-Mart On Facebook

2009-08-17T10:47:00.003-04:00

"Customer Service" by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

Evil Digital Photography

Image captured at Wal-Mart in Sterling, Virginia.

There exists a list of 50 pranks to play at Wal-Mart.

My favorite is this one: 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens.

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I recently opened a Facebook account and have begun posting images, videos, thoughts, ramblings and rants there.

Search for me under the name James W. Bailey.

I'm currently exploring how best to balance the mission of Black Cat Bone with the goals I have for Facebook.

Things may be a bit slower than usual around here as I conduct my search for this balance.

If you have any thoughts you'd like to share concerning the direction of Black Cat Bone, of the evolution of my Facebook site, please let me know.

Also, be sure to send me a Facebook friend request.

I wanna be your Facebook friend.

Do you wanna be my Facebook friend?

It's a beautiful day in the Facebook neighborhood.

Touring Cape May For The Day

2009-08-14T09:55:00.002-04:00

Touring Cape May For The Day

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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Now Playing @ Black Cat Bone Theatre!

Filmed on location at Cape May, New Jersey.

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Thundering Thompson

1
From time immemorial
sheep have been the
symbol of love and
humility - -

2
In the Bible - - and
during the time of
Christ on earth, sheep
have been the symbolics
of many many parables.

3
Yet they had brought
no peace to the
ranchers of Happy Valley.

4
George Morgan, most
persistent of the
ranchers.

Ed La Neice

5
"Here's the stage, men.
Now we'll know where
we stand!"

6
Bill Edwards, self ap-
pointed leader of the
crusade on the sheep
men.

Al Ferguson

7
"This is Thundering
Thompson, boys. The
deputy the sheriff sent
us - -"

CHEYENNE BILL

8
"Did'ja fetch the war-
rant with you?"

9
"We've been waitin' here
a week for you. What
happened to delay ar-
resting the girl?"

10
"Edwards, here can
explain that. I can say
though, that it took
him a week to con-
vince the sheriff that
the girl should be
arrested."

11
"The sheriff is against
us, men. He says we're
going too far in de-
manding the arrest of
the girl."

12
"We don't care what
the sheriff thinks. The
Deputy's got the war-
rant. Let him serve it!"

13
"It's a long ride from
the county seat to
here. Two days in a
stage has me all
cramped. I'll arrest the
girl after I get a night's
sleep!"

14
Morning.

15
Marie Valerian was the
girl that Thundering
Thompson had come
to arrest.

NEVA GERBER

16
"Are you Marie Valerian?"

17
"Yes, but we will not
sell our sheep."

18
"It's no use, sir. We
will not sell."

19
"Sell what?"

20
"Our sheep. Isn't that
what you've come
here for?"

21
"We've had so much
trouble for refusing to
sell our sheep. Father
was even beaten the
other day - -"

22
"Beaten - - by who?"

23
"By the men who have
been persecuting us.
We thought you were
another one of them."

24
"We need this pasture
for our own stock.
Either sell out or move
your herd back of the
mountains - "

25
"How can we? Our
sheep will starve and
die there of thirst - "

26
"Then we'll have you
both arrested. And
when you get out of
jail there'll be no sheep
left. Are you going
to sell - -?"

27
"Never - - you want
our sheep because the
market price is low -
but we will not sell."

28
"Maybe they can have
us arrested. But God
gave us the earth and
our sheep have to
pasture. And we have
worked so hard for
years that we cannot
afford to sell now."

29
"I don't think Sheriff
Brown would have
sent a warrant for
you if he knew the
truth."

30
"He came to arrest us.
But the truth saved us!"

31
All day long Edwards
and the men awaited
the return of Thundering
Thompson.

32
When Thundering
Thompson finally
did get back to town.

33
"Well, Deputy, where's
the girl?"

34
"I didn't arrest her. I
found out that this is
all a frame-up on
your part to force her
to influence her father
to sell out to you."

35
"What right have you
to take the law into
your own hands?"

36
"None. But before I'd
enforce the law to help
you make that girl sell
those sheep, I'd resign."

37
"Maybe she made love
to you. That's why the
law wasn't enforced!"

38
"Man O' Man, but yo'
missed yo' callin'. Yo'
is annuder 'Red Grange'
but yo' don't know it -!"

39
That evening - - the
action of Thompson
was discussed by
Edwards and his men.

40
And Thundering
Thompson -

41
"Even though he re-
signed as Deputy
before we beat him up
- the sheriff is going
to raise the roof with
us about it - -"

42
"Our only hope of get-
ting out of this mess is
to drive the girl and
her father out and
strand them on the
desert with their herd -"

43
"So, we'll start after
them at the crack o'
dawn. Then Thomp-
son's word against
ours won't be worth
a thing - -"

44
The crack o' dawn -

45
"Come Snyder, boy.
Way up around them,
bunch them together."

46
"Be as quiet as possible.
Thompson's in that
hotel and we can't
afford to wake him."

47
"Here, you men take
the upper road. Be
sure and keep in sight
so that Thompson will
follow you. In the mean
time we boys will run
off this herd."

48
"Come back here, damn
you, or I'll pepper you
with lead."

49
"This fellow Edwards is
double crossing you
boys. Get your friend
and take him back to
town while you still
have your health."

50
"Be on the outside
looking in, 'cause these
other fellows are going
to face the judge."

51
And in the meantime -

52
"That's Thundering
Thompson, men. Un-
less we get rid of him,
we're facing the peni-
tentiary for this!"

53
"We've had enough
from Thompson. You
got us into this and
now we're through."

54
"What's the matter,
getting yellow?"

55
"We surrender, Thomp-
son, we've had enough."

56
"It's not you I want it's
that dirty double cross-
er and I'm going to
get him if my pony
holds out."

57
In time, the whole
matter was settled -
The ranchers learned
that Edwards had made
fools of them to help
him serve his own sel-
fish ends and Sheriff
Brown had lost a good
Deputy - -

58
"I feel honored to have
you as a son-in-law,
Mr. Thompson and
you've got a mighty
fine little girl for a wife."

59
"Where's Efe?"

60
"Oh! Efe, I haven't had
a chance to thank you
for tipping me off but
I do just the same."

61
"Dat's all right, Mister
Thompson. Mighty
glad to help my friend."

62
"Are you happy?"

The End.

Steal This Photo From The Official White House Flickr Photostream

2009-08-14T09:00:00.000-04:00

The Right Reverend James W. Bailey Is America's ONLY Artist Openly Critical Of President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama

...let the mock times with these liberal fools continue.

"Barack, why are we sitting here listening to this angry white Bible-thumpin' gun-clingin' NASCAR cracker fool playing this hillbilly music?"

"Chill out, Michelle, I'm kinda getting into it. I think I'm beginning to understand why America's rednecks listen to this stuff. Every song is about somebody cheating on somebody. And all the cheaters and cheatees are all great pro-America patriots. I bet I could turn around the healthcare debate with the birthers and deathers if I were to create a C&W music video about the difficult decision that Joe Six Pack and his toothless wife Sally Sue faced when confronted with pulling the plug on granny. Plus I like this guy's hat. We're going out west this weekend. I'm gonna do some flyfishing."

"Barack, I'm calling Jay-Z. You need a post-racial wake up call."

Walkaround The M/V Delaware

2009-08-13T10:44:00.004-04:00

Walkaround The M/V Delaware

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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Now Playing @ Black Cat Bone Theatre!

Filmed on location at Assateague Island National Seashore.

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Try to balance you mission in life with good managment of your time.

Somebody Bitch Slap The Hell Out Of Shellia Jackson Lee

2009-08-13T10:00:00.000-04:00

The United States of America would be a much better country if the American people had the legal right to bitch slap the hell out of every rude arrogant dismissive Congressional Representative that has the temerity to answer a cell phone call during a serious conversation.

Sunset Over Sinepuxent Bay

2009-08-12T09:44:00.003-04:00

Sunset Over Sinepuxent Bay

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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Now Playing @ Black Cat Bone Theatre!

Filmed on location at Assateague Island National Seashore.

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1
TILLIE, THE APPLE OF
HER PAPA'S EYE

2
A STRANGER

3
HER FATHER

4
<<>>

5
"STOP, YOU CANNOT
ABUSE THAT POOR GIRL
IN MY PRESENCE"

6
TEMPTATION

7
<<>>

8
DRESSED FOR THE
ELOPEMENT

9
FROM THE PURE BREATH
OF THE OPEN SPACES TO
THE FETID ATMOSPHERE
OF THE WICKED CITY IS
BUT A STEP --- BUT
WHAT A STEP!

10
THE GIRL HE LEFT
BEHIND HIM

11
THE EFFECT OF TILLIE'S
FIRST DRINK

12
OUSTED

13
"SHE SAYS HER NAME
IS TILLIE BANKS, NIECE
OF THE MILLIONAIRE
BANKS"

14
"VERY WELL, SIR, I'LL
RELEASE HER"

15
SEEING SHADY
CHARACTERS LIKE THEM-
SELVES ON THE SCREEN

16
FOILED!

17
UNCLE LEAVES TO
ESCAPE THE LATE
UNPLEASANTNESS

18
TILLIE APPLIES FOR
A POSITION

19
UNCLE STARTS ON A
TRIP TO THE SUMMIT

20
TILLIE'S UNCLE
MOUNTAINEERING

21
THE GUIDE TELLS OF
THE ACCIDENT

22
"THE DEATH OF MR.
BANKS LEAVES HIS
NIECE TILLIE THE
SOLE HEIR"

23
THE SECRETARIES SET
OUT TO FIND
THE HEIRESS

24
"I LOVE YOU, HURRY,
LET'S GET MARRIED"

25
MARRIED

26
"YOU ARE SOLE HEIR
TO YOUR UNCLE'S
MILLIONS"

27
"I WONDER WHY HE
HURRIED ME SO?"

28
MABEL DETERMINES
TO FOLLOW HIM

29
"HE'S STILL BREATHING"

30
"OUR HOME"

31
MABEL HAS A PLAN

32
THEIR INTRODUCTION TO
THE <<>>

33
TILLIE'S UNCLE DEAD
ONLY FROM THE NECK UP

Steal This Photo From The Official White House Flickr Photostream

2009-08-12T09:00:00.000-04:00

The Right Reverend James W. Bailey Is America's ONLY Artist Openly Critical Of President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama

...let the mock times with these liberal fools continue.

"Welcome to your life...There's no turning back...Even while we sleep...We will find you...Acting on your best behaviour...Turn your back on mother nature...Everybody wants to rule the world...It's my own design...It's my own remorse...Help me to decide...Help me make the most...Of freedom and of pleasure...Nothing ever lasts forever...Everybody wants to rule the world...Theres a room where the light wont find you...Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down...When they do I'll be right behind you...So glad weve almost made it...So sad they had to fade it...Everybody wants to rule the world...I can't stand this indecision...Married with a lack of vision...Everybody wants to rule the world...Say that you'll never never never never need it...One headline why believe it? Everybody wants to rule the world...All for freedom and for pleasure...Nothing ever lasts forever...Everybody wants to rule the world."

Life Of The Dunes Trail

2009-08-11T10:01:00.003-04:00

Life Of The Dunes Trail

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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Now Playing @ Black Cat Bone Theatre!

Filmed on location at Assateague Island National Seashore.

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Plant seeds for the future.

Orchestrate your next deal.

In certain areas of New York state, it is unlawful for any side of an apartment building to be substantially different in appearance from its front.

Michael Jackson's Shoulder Pad

2009-08-11T09:30:00.000-04:00

"Michael Jackson's Shoulder Pad" by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

Evil Digital Photography

Inspired by a paparazzi photograph of Michael Jackson.

This photograph continues my new series of black and white photographic interpretations I hope to post from time-to-time that are inspired by paparazzi photographs of celebrities that I find of some interest.

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CHOOSE

STRENGTH

The Beach @ Assateague Island National Seashore

2009-08-07T09:44:00.002-04:00

The Beach @ Assateague Island National Seashore

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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Now Playing @ Black Cat Bone Theatre!

Filmed on location at Assateague Island National Seashore.

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A most unfortunate accident happened today on the Lagoon.

It occured while most of the people were ashore at one of their native feasts.

There is a spot in the lagoon, the richest in pearl beds of any in the South Seas.

But this spot is Tabu.

Natives shun it.

Today, one of our old divers defying the superstition.

An enormous man-eating shark guards these pearls, the native believe...

Today's tragedy proves this is no superstition: the shark is there.

I trust I have the Government's approval in putting up a sign forbidding further diving in this place.

Lindsay Lohan's Hand

2009-08-07T09:00:00.000-04:00

"Lindsay Lohan's Hand" by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

Evil Digital Photography

Inspired by a paparazzi photograph of Lindsay Lohan.

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The Ring

1
The Girl

..... Lilian Hall Davis

2
"One-round" Jack

..... Carl Brisson

3
"A friend of yours?"

4
"A very great friend."

5
"He doesn't think he can
stay a round, Jack!"

6
"Next gent, please!"

7
"One-round Jack's met his
man at last! Roll up
and see the fight of
your lives!"

8
"We heard he was good
and now we know!"

9
"We were hoping to get
married, and now you've
probably lost him his job!"

10
"A present for you from
the money I won."

11
"....and if you win this
trial fight you can be
Bob's sparring partner."

12
".... a tall, rich man!"

13
"That's me. Diamonds -
I'm going to make real
money now."

14
"He bought the bangle
because he didn't like
taking the money he
won...."

15
"....So it was really
you who gave it to
me."

16
"Then I gave it to you
for this ...."

17
"If I win the trial fight,
we'll get married the
day after!"

18
The day of Jack's fight.

19
"'eard 'ow Jack's got on
yet?"

20
"He said he'd send me
a wire."

21
"Wilt thou have this
Man to be thy wedded
husband....?"

22
"....'for better or for
worse'...."

23
"....'till death do us
part'...."

24
"Better luck next time."

25
"I think the prize at the
booth should have been
this charming bride."

26
"....anyway, now he's my
sparring partner I shall
take my revenge."

27
"I shall always be ready
to fight for my wife
against any man."

28
"Do please introduce me
to your husband."

29
"Wait for me outside."

30
"Anything wrong?"

31
"No, only go easy, that's
all."

32
"It seems as though I
shall have to fight for
my wife, after all."

33
"You've a long way to
go yet."

34
"If you win this next fight
with the nigger, you'll be
in the running for the
championship."

35
"Next time we go out,
I must take you to see
their show."

36
"....it's understood you
start training to-morrow."

37
"It's not necessary for you
to take your wife with you,
she can stay here."

38
"I'd be training for a
divorce if I left her
here!"

39
"I thought you said
you'd fight for her."

40
"She's all right, really,
the trouble is that he's
the champion, and you're
not - - yet!"

41
"Now I'd like to see
you lick that bloke
who knocked you out
at the fair..."

42
"...and get my two quid
back!"

43
"How's the old woman...?"

44
"She'll be anxiously waiting
to hear the result of
the fight."

45
"You boys must come
home with me and
celebrate."

46
"Just let me tell her
the news."

47
"The wife's not in - -
but she won't be long."

48
"This is to toast my
success - and happiness..."

49
"....but we won't drink
until the wife comes in."

50
"If I see her coming in, I
shan't tell her the result
because you will want to
surprise her."

51
"What are you standing
there for - can't you
speak?"

52
"The fight - did you
lose, then?"

53
"Then that's what the
champagne is for."

54
"I wish I'd gone on to the
club with Bob and...."

55
"I want a word with him -
I'm going to find him - now!"

56
"You must be a happy
man to-night!"

57
"We must celebrate your
win, boy!"

58
"He can try and reverse
it in the ring if he likes."

59
"We mustn't let him know
she's here."

60
"It's funny ..... I dreamt
she was here to-night."

61
"The referee for this
contest is Mr. Eugene
Corri."

62
"Don't hold, Corby."

63
"Jack....I'm with you....
in your corner."

64
"Look what I found at
the ring-side, Guv'nor."

THE END

An Evil Digital Film Double Feature: The Kite Loft #1 & #2

2009-08-06T10:09:00.003-04:00

The Kite Loft #1 & #2

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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NO LAW OF THE GODS

IS MORE TO BE FEARED

THAN THAT WHICH GUARDS

THE CHOSEN MAID

MAN MUST NOT TOUCH HER

OR CAST UPON HER

THE EYE OF DESIRE

TO BREAK THIS TABU

MEANS DEATH

PARADISE LOST

FLEEING THE VENGEANCE

OF THE TABU

THE GUILTY LOVERS

FOUGHT THEIR WAY

OVER LEAGUES OF OPEN SEA

SEEKING SOME ISLAND

OF THE PEARL TRADE

WHERE THE WHITE MAN RULES

AND THE OLD GODS ARE FORGOTTEN

IN THEIR FRAIL CANOE

THROUGH STORMS

UNDER A BURNING SKY

THIRST-CRAZED AND STARVING

ALWAYS DRIVEN ON

BY FEAR - -

FEAR OF THE AVENGING

TABU

Now Playing @ Black Cat Bone Theatre!

Filmed on location at Ocean City, Maryland.

Journalist Is The New Idiot

2009-08-06T09:35:00.005-04:00

Laura Ling & Euna Lee

Idiots of the Year

You know these idiot amateur mountain climbers that attempt to summit Mount McKinley - even though the tallest mountain these idiots have ever climbed is the ladder leading to their roof - then get stuck in a raging snow storm half way up and have to be rescued after loosing half their fingers and toes?

Did you know that those idiot amateur mountain climbers are billed for rescue services rendered?

What I want to know is this:

How much did it cost the U.S. taxpayers to rescue these two idiot "journalists"?

How much time on the government's dime was spent coordinating the rescue of these two idiot "journalists"?

How do a couple of idiot "journalists" wander into a hard-core communist country like North Korea in the first place?

Do these two idiot "journalists" not know how to use a handheld GPS?

Why the hell are we wasting time on these two idiot "journalists" when North Korea is threatening to build a nuclear bomb that can be attached to a missile that can be fired over Japan?

How many blowjobs did it take - and who performed them - to convince Bill Clinton to get involved in this hot Korean ghetto mess?

I guess all answers will be provided when these two idiot "journalists" when they appear on Larry King touting their book.

What can this teachable moment teach us?

Well, I think it teaches us to respect the fact the North Korea doesn't fuck around when it comes to protecting its sovereign borders from idiots that think they have the right to casually stroll around wherever the hell they want to stroll.

America could learn a lot from North Korea.

Maybe these two idiot "journalists" would be willing to share with Larry what they know about how quickly North Korean officials where able to snap their idiots dumb asses up.

If You Relocate To Post-Katrina New Orleans, Just Live Your Life And Don't Be Wasting No Time Hatin' On William J. "Dollar Bill" Jefferson...

2009-08-05T21:30:00.011-04:00

I'm Gonna Miss This Corrupt Liberal Democrat Rap Mutherfuker

CONVICTED

05 August 2009

William J. "Dollar Bill" Jefferson

***

Allergic to the counterfeit, impartial to the politics.

Articulate but still would grab a nigga by the collar quick.

Your values is a disarrayed, prioritizing horribly.

Unhappy with the riches cause you piss-poor morally.

Ignoring all prior advice and fore warning.

And we mighty full of ourselves all of a sudden aren't we?

"Life is an interesting journey; you never know where it'll take you. Peaks and valleys, twists and turns, you can get the surprise of your life. Sometimes on the way to where you going you might think, this is the worst time in my life. But you know what, at the end of the road through all the adversity, if you can get where you wanted to be, you remember whatever don't kill you make you stronger, and all of the adversity was worth it. On your way to the top youll do anything. But how do you get your life back when you get there, yeah, that's my dilemma."

An Evil Digital Film Double Feature: Matterhorn & Ferris Wheel @ Ocean City, Maryland

2009-08-05T11:45:00.004-04:00

Matterhorn & Ferris Wheel @ Ocean City, Maryland

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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PARADISE

A LAND OF ENCHANTMENT

REMOTE IN THE SOUTH SEAS

THE ISLAND OF BORA-BORA

STILL UNTOUCHED BY THE HAND OF CIVILIZATION

GREETING FROM THE CHIEF OF FANUMA

LORD OF ALL THE ISLANDS

TO THE CHIEF OF BORA BORA

UPON YOU AND YOUR PEOPLE I CONFER THE HIGHEST HONOR KNOWN TO OUR ISLANDS

THE MAIDEN SACRED TO OUR GODS HAS PASSED AWAY AND I DECREE THAT FROM YOUR ISLAND SHALL COME HER SUCCESSOR

ONE I HAVE CHOSEN FOR HER BEAUTY

FOR HER VIRTUE

FOR HER ROYAL BLOOD

SHE WHO IS NAMED

RERI

NO LAW OF THE GODS IS MORE TO BE FEARED

THAN THAT WHICH GUARDS THE CHOSEN ONE

MAN MUST NOT TOUCH HER

OR CAST UPON HER THE EYE OF DESIRE

FOR IN HER HONOR RESTS THE HONOR OF ALL HER PEOPLE

SACRED IS RERI FROM THIS TIME FORTH

SHE IS TABU

TO BREAK THIS TABU MEANS DEATH

HITU

WORTHIEST OF MY SUBJECTS

BEARS THIS MESSAGE AND WILL BRING THE MAID TO ME

FOR HER SAFETY HE WILL ANSWER WITH HIS LIFE

***

Now Playing @ Black Cat Bone Theatre!

Filmed on location at Ocean City, Maryland.

Why Can't The Angry Bitter Pissed Off Upper Class White MFA Guerrilla Art Girls Superglue The Little Pink Penis Of The whiteartworld™ To Its Belly?

2009-08-05T10:30:00.002-04:00

Oh.

I see.

It's because the whiteartworld™ doesn't have a penis because the whiteartworld™ is controlled by secret cabal known as the Gay Art Mafia which is bascially one big arrogant liberal white man-only pussy club.

Just imagine the change we would see in the racist and sexist art world if only high class women in the art world were willing to lead like their low class counterparts in the real world.

An Ugly Birthday Cake For A Superficial Pretty Birthday Man-Child Who's Telling Some Of The Ugliest Economic Recovery Lies Ever Told

2009-08-05T10:00:00.000-04:00

I can't wait to read Cake Wrecks review of the above hideous piece of shit.

"44? Oh, I get the message of this cake. President Obama proposes to solve the problem of too many sick old dying farts burning up too much healthcare dollars by having Obamacare's socialist single-payer government-run heathcare bureaucracy pay doctors to place a .44 caliber gun to the temples of America's sickiest senior citizens and blow their brains out."

Happy Birthday To President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama From America's ONLY Openly Critical Artist...?

2009-08-04T18:55:00.006-04:00

Dear President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama,

As America's first and only artist who has been openly critical of you since day one, I'm very pleased to remind you and your liberal brainwashed deluded disciples that I've been against you since like way the fuck before it was COOL to be against you!

Sincerely,

The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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RIGHT WING POLITICAL ART TAKES TO THE STREETS

AMERICA'S FIRST ART PROJECT DEVOTED TO UNMASKING OUR SOCIALIST JOKER OF A PRESIDENT:

STEAL THIS PHOTO FROM THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE FLICKR PHOTOSTREAM

Britney Spears Driving

2009-08-03T10:37:00.004-04:00

"Britney Spears Driving" by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

Evil Digital Photography

Inspired by a paparazzi photograph of Britney Spears.

"Britney Spears Driving" introduces a new series of photograph I hope to post from time-to-time that are inspired by paparazzi photographs of celebrities that I find of some interest.

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ACROSS THE GREAT WATERS

I WILL COME TO YOU

IN YOUR DREAMS

WHEN THE MOON

SPREADS ITS PATH

ON THE SEA FAREWELL

The View From Verrazano Bridge

2009-08-03T10:26:00.003-04:00

The View From Verrazano Bridge

an Evil Digital Film produced by Force Majeure Film Studios

(a Holy owned subsidiary of Black Cat Bone Global Media Empire)

written, directed and edited by The Right Reverend James W. Bailey

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Now Playing @ Black Cat Bone Theatre!

Filmed on location at Assateague Island National Seashore.

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Verrazano Bridge

Named in 1976 for the courageous Florentine navigator, Giovanni da Verrazano (c. 1485-1528.) In the ship La Dauphine under a commission from King Francis I of France, he explored the Atlantic coastline of North America in the spring of 1524, searching in vain for a rout to Asia. In the crew of 50 was his brother, the map maker Girolamo da Verrazano. Some historians believe the navigator came ashore near here, calling the land Arcadia because of the beauty of the trees.

500 Days Of Carla Bruni

2009-08-03T10:13:00.005-04:00

I Wish Carla Bruni Were My First Lady

I saw 500 Days of Summer this past weekend.

I tend to enjoy a film that has a soundtrack that is better than the film itself.

A film like Twilight, for example.

Sometimes the soundtrack of a film can inspire memories more powerful than that of the message of the film.

I'll forever associate the soundtrack of Twilight with my winter vacation this past year spent driving, hiking and sking in the beautifully eerie snow-covered mountains of West Virginia in Canaan Valley.

I'm not sure what I'll associate the soundtrack of 500 Days of Summer with.

Searching for that association should be fun, however.

I'm Sick And Tired Of Some People Calling Obama A Socialist

2009-08-03T10:06:00.005-04:00

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Obama is not a Socialist.

Obama's a goddamn Fascist.

There's a big difference between the two.

Socialists pretend to give a shit about the poor.

Fascists make no pretense over serving the interests of the rich white elite.

If you don't know the difference between a Socialist and a Fascist, then look it up on the internet.

If you don't know what the internet is, then Google it.

Assateague Island National Seashore/Assateague State Park

2009-07-31T10:11:00.005-04:00

Assateague Island National Seashore/Assateague State Park

Assateague Island National Seashore and Assateague State Park border each other.

I captured many of the above images while frantically driving and running from one side of each park to the other during the hour leading up to and after sunset.

I hope you enjoy these images.

Next week I'll post videos from my vacation.

Until then...

Steal This Photo From The Official White House Flickr Photostream

2009-07-31T09:45:00.005-04:00

The Right Reverend James W. Bailey Is America's ONLY Artist Openly Critical Of President Barack Osama Hussein bin Laden Obama

...let the mock times with these liberal fools continue.

"Let's see you try and arrest me now, Mr. Arrogant Ass Cracker Cop."

"Skip, chill the fuck out."

"How 'bout I tase your grumpy old ass this time, Mr. Harvard."

"Hey! White boy, you need to chill it down, too."

"Get ready for your teachable moment, Mr. Piggly Wiggly."

"Skip, fuck that bullshit and drink your beer."

"Hey, old man, how 'bout I put a white power choke hold on you?"

"You're not Eminem, son, so settle down."

"You lily white po-lice mutherfuckers are all the same. Criminals with badges. Criminals with badges."

"Skip, for the last time I'm gonna ask you to chill that shit out."

"Yeah, you rich black pseudo-intellectual professor types that live in predominately rich white neighborhoods are all the same. You whine and cry like a little bitch when you're politely arrested. You wanna know what police brutality is? Think Abner Louima, you arrogant Uncle Tom prick. Hey, waiter! Can you bring me a broomstick handle and another bowl of peanuts?"

"What the fuc..."

"Skip! Stay in your fucking chair. The goddamn cameras are rolling."

"Nigger, he called me an Uncle Tom. Barack, you're supposed to be my friend. Are you going to sit here and let this redneck crackety-crack get away with calling me an Uncle Tom?! If you were really my friend you'd order your biggest badass black Secret Service agents to whoop this white cracker cop's little pink ass till he bleeds to death."

"Well, Skip, for a guy who's so concerned about race relations, it is interesting that you do live in a pretty exclusive white neighborhood."

"Like you didn't when you lived in Chicago, my affirmative action-in-denial brother?"

"Skip, I never built my career on pimping race relations. I'm sitting here today as president of white America because a whole lot of racist crackers like this cop voted for me because I don't really give too much thought to the millions of young criminal black men caught up in America's racist criminal justice system."

"Don't tase me with the truth about young black inner city criminals, bro!"

"That's enough out of you, white boy. Finish your beer and go do your press conference."

"Good God. Who's really the Uncle Tom these days, Barack?"

"Skip, I'm not an Uncle Tom. I'm post-racial. Post-racial America doesn't give a shit about young black males locked up in prison. Most of them can't vote in the first place, so why should I worry about losing votes that aren't there to begin with?"

Affirmative Action For Butt Ugly Loud-Mouthed Crazy Ass Liberal Old Wilted Bitches Has Totally Run Amuck

2009-07-31T09:00:00.000-04:00

As wild as an imagination as I have, I dare say that not even I could have made this up!

Yes, Maxine Waters has scored #5 on The Hill's 50 Most Beautiful 2009 list!

Bill Mahr says America is one dumb country.

I say America has become one dumbass butt ugly country.

What's next?

Hillary Clinton's flaming snatch wins the Miss America talent contest?