BLACK WIDOW

You Reaper what you sow...part 2: a little me me torture

2008-03-18T09:55:00.000-07:00

I woke strap to an electric chair...

"What happene... where.... What do you want?" I was coming out of my confusion...

The Blond Black Widow sat there smiling.. "Black Zero is busy but said I could do anything except kill you..."

"Torture? is it?" I asked...

She walked over and turned a computer around, "of the worse kind... I decide to make you do this me me.."

I had to ask...

She grinned, "The good ole Professor X Tagged you..."

List seven random things about yourself that people may not know.

Link the person who sent this to you, and leave a comment on their blog so that their readers can visit yours.

Post the rules on your blog.

Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, linking their blog. Let each person know that they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1. I sleep naked. Even in freezing weather I sleep naked..

2. I have kissed a woman before.

3. I and Fury had sex under the presidents desk in his oval room while he was fishing.

4. I was a dancer and had a baby but the Russian government took her away from me and forced me to work for them.

5. I have never slept with Tony, he didn't even try but only because I slipped him some special salt.

6. Electra and I had a threesome with Matt. (too much Vodka)

7. I am Russian, romance is my life

Okay who to Tag...
Wolvie
Fluke
AOC
Magneto
iceman
Miari
LT Onieda

You Reaper what you sow...part 1: the Doppleganger from hell

2008-02-29T05:13:00.000-08:00

Black Zero has escaped... Fury has brought me in to custody and I am being baby sat.

At first it was nice. Just me and Fury playing a few 'games'. However he soon was called to the field and I was bored just sitting here.

There is a concern that I have been conditioned and may be taken under the control of Black Zero...

But I am a SHIELD agent I can't just sit here and do nothing... I have to clear my reputation...
SO I went in search of answers.

The problem was where would I look. Tracking BZ down would be a good start but I promised Nick I wouldn't go after him. (I didn't promise I would stay put while being baby sat by a bunch of SHIELD newbies.)

Crime Alley is always a good start.. So I went in, getting tons of looks...

The Bartender forces a smile, "Hey Lady, this place isn't the..."

"I will take a Vodka." I demanded

He nodded and I turned. Finally I spotted the Exile. I walked over to the banished Mindflayer hustling at the pool table.

"How about a round?" I say and throw a wad on the table...

He chuckles, "That is a lot of money to lose."

"If you win you keep it, if I win you keep it." I wink...

He stopped chuckling, "Could you say that again.."

"If you win you keep it, if I win you keep it." I leaned in, "Only you give me some info.."

He agreed, needless does he know Logan has taught me how to hustle a hustler. I got some information on a possible hide-out of Black Zero and was heading to tell Fury when I heard a voice behind me..

"Missed me?" my blond doppleganger asked

It was the blond Black Widow from a mirror universe.

"You should have gone back to your Universe!" I say pulling my SHIELD issue glock.

She laughed, "Why would I do that when Black Zero has made me his personal henchman and more." She landed a kick at me knocking the 9 mm away.

We began fighting...

I somersaulted back and with a round about kicked her to the ground...

"Bitch! You have got a lot to learn and I am just in the mood to teach you!" I yell..

She laughed spitting blood in the snow, "Black Zero requests an audience and you are going one way or another. You really don't think it's going to be this easy to beat me do you? GET HER!"

I was jumped by several Henchmen.. I began fighting them off...
I lost count on how many I was up against but realized I was in trouble... There were too many...

"Now hold still, this will only hurt a little!" I heard the impostor say...

Before I could turn I felt the sting of a dart strike me between the shoulder blades

All went black but I could still hear the muffled voices around me...

Though i was fighting to stay conscious I knew I would loose that battle soon..

"GET OVER HERE YOU DOGS!"I felt the bitch pull me up in her arms, "Like I said Black Zero has insisted in having an audience with you. Don't worry he will indulge his fantasies with you while you are fully conscious and aware of him."

I heard the crunch of the snow and her turn from whispering in my ear to talking to someone...

"Waste no time, take her to Black Zero..."

While from the shadows of Crime Alley a voice whispered, "that's it take me to him. Let's see if the info Bruce gave me was right?"

TBC

Worse than a hang nail

2008-01-25T07:41:00.000-08:00

I finally finished my very long undercover work investigating these ice cream trucks and filed my report... I was looking forward to some R and R but ....

This election is out of control... It was bad enough Tony wanted to use SHIELD agents (female of course) as his personal poster girls... Hey he even did a copy cat Robert Pulmer Video

Because he said I had to be in it I was... Carol, Sharon Carter, Abigail Brand and Jessica Drew ... All of us...

Then He is doing a movie about himself and I had to go and speak with them about this actress playing me...

Why me?

Finally after getting through that and going through this Talent Scout that wants me to be there "face"....

Just because they call themselves Black Widow Talent....

You could imagine that I needed a nice break... So I took off the com link and had me one long bath...

I then got ready for Nick to come over for a little mid-night snack...

I didn't imagine SHIELD agents to come barging in...

"Why aren't you answering?" Nick growled as he knocked another agent out who was making wolf calls...

I replied, "I was taking some time off.... I had some coming to me.."

"He escaped!" Fury stated looking me up and down and then tossing me his jacket...

I smiled, "Who? I know you said you wanted to do this role playing but ... Aren't you taking it to far?"

I motioned around at the Agents standing around...

"Tasha! No time for this!" Nick snapped, "Black Zero has escaped!"

Damn no time to breath or have fun....

A Christmas Spy

2007-12-16T07:06:00.000-08:00

I was called into SHIELD...
Agent Romanova, code name Black Widow... We have a job for you...
He threw down an invitation...

The Enterprises Christmas Party... "Sir with all due respect.. We tried to gather intel last year... It didn't work." I say...

Fury walked in smiling, "It will this time... "

Tony Stark had built something that should prevent Security from beaming away any info we have... I am skeptical but decided why not...

I pull out one of my evening gowns... "Now Agent Romanova, you will keep the Captain's eyes busy, as well as other men... While Fury does recon..."

I nod at the General... So what could happen this year read at

THE ENTERPRISE CHRISTMAS PARTY 2007

POW part 2: Rescued with a letter from Black Zero...

2007-11-29T08:41:00.000-08:00

Thanks to Nick, I was rescued... Cain gave me up though without a fight...

SHIELD HQ wanted my report but Nick told them to lay off that I needed time to heal...

I stayed a few days with him... "She says I will kill you Nick."

He sits massaging my feet and stops to crawl over me, As he lays on top of me, he removes his cigar, "Don't believe her doll."

After the exciting night with Nick I returned to my apartment... Waiting for me was a note...

"I m Russian, Vision. Romance is my life!"

I erased that nonsense from your mind easily. It made me so happy when you slaughtered Fury.

Why don't you free me now? together we could rule the world like we did in the future.
if we kill Cassandra Cain Bruce Cain, and Barbra Cain would never exist. then no one would ever stop our Empire, neither would I be sitting in some dingy Cell without my powers. If you get free Kill Cass Cain, and nothing will ever stop us.

Black Zero

The letter is disturbing. When I return to SHIELD I wait for Nick and show him...

"Nick, I am worried... She mentioned that I had under went the program when I was a Spy for my homeland... That Black Zero used this to ..." I shook my head...

Fury pulled me into his lap, "He is messing with you.. Tasha I know you.. You wouldn't...."

I break free from his embrace... "Nick call in Logan... I need to know if I ever tried to assassinate him, I need to know if they put me through the Program and if so I need to be de-programed..."

"Tasha that could kill you." Nick stated and I sighed

Kissing him, "Being used by Black Zero to kill you and control the world is worse... What would you do?"

As I leave I see HS carrying a janitor's cart... "Kid clean my office..." Nick says...Then he whispers to me, "I will talk to Logan and together we will get to the bottom of this, until then... Tasha I hate doing it but as SHIELD commander I have to ..."

"Relieve me of full active duty... I know... I am going home..." I kiss him and return to my apartment... I pasted 4 agents ... Nick must be worried that Black Zero got into my apartment somehow or sent someone and might try again...

As I am laying down I hear movement and look up.... It is the Mirror version of me from the Mirrorverse...
"The Blond may have given up her revenge but I haven't... In fact A lot of KBGies from this universe is paying for me to take you down..."

"KGBies? The Cold Was is over... The Soviet Union is gone and Mother Russia is our Allie.." I state...

She smiled, "Yes not all of our Country men are happy about that and many have joined known Terrorist groups... You my dear are a thorn in everyone side. As for this Black Zero... he might prove a useful General or leader."

That was all I heard after everything went black.. Someone hit me from behind...
I have been trying to send SMS to Nick using my SHIELD issued watch.. I am not sure it is getting through...

Captured...blond Black widow from Mirrorverse... may try to free Black Zero... working for terror...

Transmission jammed...

POW part 1

2007-11-16T06:06:00.000-08:00

continued from here, here and here

It seems I have become a Prisoner of war by a mad woman... She says I tortured her, betrayed and killed Fury.

I am sick of these lies...

Vendetta laughs. " Poor Poor Vella, you don't know the truth about lil' Natasha do you? As a kid she was sent to kill Wolverine her "uncle" And if it wasn't for his healing factor she would have succeeded. She used Hawkeye, tried to make him betray the country, then she betrayed hers. She just kept stabbing people in the back until finally she killed me and Fury you know what she said to me? Love is an illusion, survival is everything."

Anyone who knows me knows this is a lie... What am I always saying... My motto...

"I m Russian, Vision. Romance is my life!"

I would never say "Love is an illusion"

I am a hopeless romantic... My love affairs... Matt, Hawkeye, Tony, Fury...

I can not deny that for Russia I did things just as I have done things for SHIELD...

She mentions Logan but yet Logan and I are close... We just played poker together not long ago...

Anyway as you can see the woman is psycho... She has drug me along...

Small tortures but mostly she has been toying with me...

While She and Cain are busy I must try to escape...

I worked the ropes loose... The few Henchmen keeping an eye on me was not difficult to eliminate...

I thought I would get away but Cain and Vendetta stopped me, She is punishing 3 of the Henchmen I didn't kill for not keeping a better eye on me...

I will escape... I just glare at the woman...

"If you are going to kill me then do it!" I yell at her.. She just laughed...

[Meanwhile Elsewhere]

Fury walks in to speak with his superiors...

"That is the information we have now." Fury states

"Agent Romanova is not a priority Fury." A man with a Texan accent states

"Sir.." Fury attempts to sway the man..

"Fury I know she was your girlfriend but... well this is why we can't have Agents getting involve with one another.." The cowboyish voice states..

The argument heats up and the two men yell at each other...

It is clear Fury wants Black Widow rescued...

"LIES!" Fury states, "She would never!"

The arguing is muffled and only a few words slips through...

The last thing being said by Fury, "Then I will go alone!"

Looking in a mirror part 1

2007-11-11T10:00:00.000-08:00

continued from here

We were on a stake out... Gathering info on Sky...

I was with 3 other agents.... 2 of which were enjoying the show of a little terminator sex

Then we got company..... ? and Ironboy...

Seems ? wanted Tony Jr to see Sky with her new right hand many Tony two

? wants Tony to help him take Sky down but we have been told to only observe her

I was arguing with them... When the P-5000 entered and all hell broke loose...

After saving my renegade Agent and sending Goten carrying ? and Redhood with Hoika I went to help Ironboy...

He was helping Sky and fighting the Protector...

Then I was challenged by a woman who called herself Vendetta..

"You betrayed and tortured me, after you went and killed Fury and joined Black Zero." She accused...

"that is absurd! I love Fury! I don't know you!" I yell just as I see a blast from both Sky and Ironboy kill the protector unit...

I observe a little moment... Sky kisses Tony and he pulls away from her...

"I have to take you in.." He says...

"Why? I tried to be good and they wouldn't let me... I made them release you... " She declares...

"What you are doing is wrong... " He reaches and touches her cheek, "I'm... We can not be together..."

"I need you.." She tells Tony... She is obsessed with him.. He tells her to go before agents come ...

I can not so anything because I am fighting this woman...

SHIELD comes him with Fury and Vendetta disappears...
I filed my report with Fury and SHIELD.... Redhood has gone home for thansgiving, Goten left and I finally leave the office for home...

She said I tortured her, that I joined Black .... My thought train is broken when I enter my home and find an intruder...

"Dobry vecher Tovarich."

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!

TBC....

Deadzone: Status red alert

2007-11-04T23:26:00.000-08:00

Fury put Ironboy into the Negative Zone... Tony protested but it wasn't going to do him any good...

...RED ALERT...

The sirens sounded and SHIELD agents scrambled....

"An Army has attacked Southern Florida! Repeat an army has attacked Southern Florida!" the voice announced over the blaring alarm...

I loaded up and flashed a look at all the Agents....

Fury entered... We watched the screen of our Satellite views...

We watched in horror.... The Woman's voice reported over speaker for us to hear
"Southern Florida is burning.... Miami to FT Lauderdale has been leveled... Casualties... All southern Florida... DEAD..."

One of our new Agents snickered, "SO we lost a few old geezers..."
Fury grabbed him up by his collar, "DOES this look funny too you?"

He pointed to the screen.... Human bodies, Skeletons on fire... Only a few structures still was standing and they were on fire...

I looked at Fury, "Terrorist?"

Fury shook his head, "We don't know yet..."

The reports was still coming in... "Southern Florida has been attacked... Mass destruction and Fatal Casualties now as far as Tampa..."

"Who ever it is they are moving fast..." Carol stated...
Another agent gasps, "Our Satellite feed is on every TV station... BBC NEWS, CNN, FOX.... ALL OF THEM..."

Fury gets a look on his face, "Central I need Satellite on the attackers..."

We all look as we see the flaming skeleton come in focus...
The Satellite fans out as an announcement comes over the TV....

It is Sky.... "To the World... Exactly 20 seconds I unleashed a small part of my army... In 20 seconds they have terminated all living beings in the State you call Florida.. It now burns... I tried to be good.. to change... Iron boy was helping me... for this he was placed in the Negative Zone by Nick Fury and SHIELD. Your Presidential Candidate Tony Stark has done nothing... without Ironboy there is no love... No love means.. Death to everyone... I tried to be good but SHIELD, Fury and Stark seems to want me to be bad.. and without Ironboy I have no one to help me so, if it is Bad you want..... Prepare to be Terminated... for Armageddon has arrived!"

The Army of terminators has finished devastating Florida and was moving up through Georgia... The were lead by what intelligence stated was Sky's right arm...

"Nick, I don't understand... Satellite says only 1/4 of her army left... but now it is 10 times larger than it was when it first hit Florida... They are moving fast... We have lost all our bases, cities, military and civilians in Florida and now 1/3 of Georgia! in under 1 minute!" I yell...

"Intel thinks she may have created a Terminator-Borg Hybrid... The Terminators are terminating the weaker... assimilating and using the stronger as cannon fodder..." an Agent informed us...

"What is our ETA!" Fury demanded...

"HQ says we are to redirect to DC and secure the government!" He replies, "They are sending others to deal with the Terminators!"

Fury screamed, "TO HELL with them... Take us to the Terminators....."

I nodded, "You heard the Colonel... Lock and Load!"

The woman giving us updates announce over the speaker, "The Terminators have taken Georgia... No survivors.. I repeat there are no Survivors..."

Fury yelled, "Get this damn thing moving..."

The Woman's voice repeated over the speaker... "The Terminators have cease their attacked and are now gone.."
Sky came over the tv again... "Heav'n has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorn'd... "

"BITCH!" Fury spat...

"We are being recalled to HQ sir!" the small corporal stated..

After biting his tongue and grinding his teeth not to mention throwing his gun, "FINE!"

Later at the Debriefing the Big Heads, Tony Stark and several Generals sat watching the news come in...

"This was the scene earlier to day over 4 eastern states... A tragic lost of lives in Florida, Georgia and both Carolinas.... Cities and homes burned to ash and now replaced by shattered skulls and still smoking embers of the fires these Terminators caused.."

"And Barbara what people want to know is.. How could this have happened and who is to blame!"

"True Bob... The Futuristic Terminatrix has claimed that her love has been wrongfully taken for merely trying to do what it seems no one in our Government can do! Turn this evil Cyborg into a loving good natured person..."

"Yes Barbara the public seems to believe that SHIELD Director Nicholas Fury is at fault... that if he had allowed Ironboy to continue to bring the notorious Sky to the side of good, so many lives wouldn't have been lost... Furthermore voters that was supporting Anthony Stark has changed their vote... The Voting polls show that this incident of arresting, possibly killing Ironboy and causing Sky to attack has cause Stark to fall behind and come in last in the Polls... That is right Once Stark was neck in Neck with Jon the Intergalactic gladiator but now drops to last. "

"And a crowd of thousands of protectors have gathered at SHIELD HQ, Stark Enterprises and at Stark Campaign HQ. Signs which read, 'Let LOVE live and free Ironboy... ' 'Leave SKY alone, giver her back the boy!' and so on can be seen from nearly every window of those buildings...

"and The only comment was from Colonel Nicholas Fury, who stated quote, 'Damn you all!!! You are playing into her hands!! She is a Mega Mutant Bitch Bot she doesn't need your sympathy.. She needs to be destroyed! You are all bleep bleep.... She is going to bleep bleep...' unquote... As you can see the MP's are escorting the Colonel away...."

*click* The General changes the channel and on every station is the same... He then turns it off and throws Magazines and News Papers up on the desk....

"Colonel you were told to take a vacation." The General barked, "Instead you nearly triggered world war 3!!! The Daily Bugle, Grips Smackerd at the the Planet... SHIELD has enough bad publicity!"

Another General sneered, "And people listen to the Planet, even when it isn't Kent's or Lane's stories... "

"Your public displays didn't help!" Another yelled... "damn Fury the CIA had granted her a clean slate for helping be their spy for this game show, so Ironboy was wrongfully thrown in the Negative zone! Sky has let it be known for some unknown reason the CIA had acquitted her of all previous crimes!"

The first General stood, "Now the public sees Sky as some poor misled Mutant Cyborg and this whole thing with Ironboy some sort of Romeo and Juliet story... " He turned on the TV with interviews of some of the protectors...

"Man what would you do? You have been taught to be this robot of doom but you are trying to be good with the help of your true love and ... wham! they throw him in the slammer and sentence him to death! Who wouldn't go to war over their love! I say to Fury and all those impostors running our Government, live or let die man! Let Ironboy f-bleep-g go, Man!!!!! "

"See the problem we have Fury!" the General stated.. then the chain smoking man came in... "Is it the CIA's turn yet?"

Happy Halloween

2007-10-30T05:37:00.000-07:00

In the Criminals Psyche

2007-10-20T06:56:00.000-07:00

The door opened and I viewed the SHIELD board sitting at the table as I walked in. Nick stood a folder in his hands...

"Natalia Romanova, also known as Nancy Rushman, Laura Matthers, Natasha Romanoff, Formly affiliated with the KGB,Avengers, Champions"

I cringed. Fury continued, " Currently an active duty S.H.I.E.L.D agent... Codename BLACKWIDOW"

I nodded, "Sirs."

Nick handed my file to another man. He thumbed through my permanent record and then sat back, "Colonel Fury tells us you are one of his best agents."

Nick interrupted, "Not one of my.. Agent Romanova is my best field agent." He gave me a wink

"In your bed maybe but we are not interested in your sexcapades Fury." I recognized this man. I loathed him, he was against my joining SHIELD from start. He was attached to some special branch in the CIA, he lit his cigarette and I saw Nick restraining himself.

The General handed my file back to Nick and looked at the mysteriously chain smoker, "That will enough."

"As you wish General, but should we really trust this assignment to Fury's sex toy?" He moved out of the shadow for a slight second. Clearly Fury was ready to start pounding on him.

"Black Widow, we want you to see something. A TV network was hacked into and this air last night during the bewitching hour.." Nick stated as he pointed to the monitor......

** If you really want to join up and play e-mail Koma

"new reality show?" I asked, "You wanted to join Agent.. what was your name again?"

The CSM coughed slightly, "Yeah, she is a bright one Fury, but I guess with floaters like that.."

"ENOUGH!" The General shouted... "Black Widow we need someone on the inside."

"General the Russian won't convince them she is evil." the CIA agent pointed out

I then leaned to him, "Oh but I am sure you know all about being evil as as being a criminal."

Fury tossed the remote to the screen on the table, "Who would the CIA suggest? Don't forget you came to us with this."

"Oh we have an inside man... well an inside woman that is not why we have come to SHIELD" the Smoking man took a puff snuffed out his cigarette and lit another.

We were all ears... The CIA Agent stood, "Well, someone has volunteered, We feel it will give her a chance to redeem herself... Mr Stark was proud of her decision to become a competitor on the show but is worried at SHIELDs response. "

"Stark? What does Director Stark have to.." the General stated

CSM smirked and took a drag and then stated smoke billowing from his lips, "Not that Stark... Ironboy is worried SHIELD may impede Sky's investigation."

Nick lost his temper and the General restrained him, "COLONEL GET A GRIP!"

"She isn't good, she is as evil as you get... She isnt there to infiltrate the show, she is one of them. She is using that boy and told him this BS story so he would suspect the truth." Fury was dragged from the room and the Agent looked at the General, "See what I mean. I think the Colonel needs a vacation."

I was dismissed and went to find Nick.. He was sitting drinking in his office... "that wasn't smart Nick."

I kissed him and climbed in his lap then a knock came at the door. It was the General's aid... She had a order for Nick... It read.. Effect immediately, 2 weeks leave of absence."

I hope doesn't go commando on us..

Iron Boy's Tantrum

2007-10-11T05:57:00.000-07:00

So our mission to destroy Sky failed...

The Borg Woman that we now know through Agent Briefs as Seven assisted the Terminatrx.

Nick was upset, he wants that Cyborg dead. I certainly understand... She has done a lot to us...
I manage to get Nick in the tub of bubbles with me and he was starting to unwind when Ironboy stormed in...

He was in his amour and he was ranting...

"I have to admit, I had doubts about Sky. I mean you are right she has done some bad stuff in the past but she was also under Magneto's influence. He told her, She was suppose to kill all who were mutants which served him. " He was pacing in front of us...

"Boy you better deflate little Tony so the oxygen can rush back to your head! Magneto wasn't influencing her, using her maybe but influencing her... NO!" Nick bit down on his cigar, "As soon as you are no more use to her.."

"Dr Basil is still alive! I talked to her, when Sky was offline... Sky wants to be good... Basil is the key... She can help be her conscious." He tells Fury...

"Too bad she will die when I kill that Mega mutant bitch bot!" Fury spits...

"Try it and I will kill you!" Tony yells hysterically.

I try to intervene... "Tony, she is using you. That machine will either kill you or turn you into someone evil."

"No the ones who are evil is you two, my so called friends," he rolls his eyes and states sarcastically, " and running for President Tony Stark "

"Look boy, you got you a little piece of ass. I know the machine can make it quite interesting but.." Nick stated

"Like the fun I had when she looked like Tasha!" Tony spat trying to provoke Nick

I squirmed uncomfortable with the idea Sky was having sex with him while mimicking my appearance.

"Look boy if machines turn you on you can put your joy stick where you like for all I care but, I will kill that skank. So you can take your rants to someone else, Damn Dray Bastard!" Suddenly Tony yanked Nick from the tub...

I tried to stand but Ironboy knocked me out...

Poker Night at Uncle Logan's

2007-09-29T14:17:00.000-07:00

So I called over a few friends for poker...

Fury, Logan and Ben.

Sitting around the table we began discussing things that has happened to us recently....

Fury got in a fight with Little Tony... He got beat up and the twerp went right back to peeping in my windows...

"If I catch him around here I deal with him for you." Logan growled, "Not right peeping in a woman's window."

Fury lit his cigar and then Logan's, "Well from what I hear he went Dray."

Ben looked puzzled as he stared at his cards, "SAY AGAIN?"

Nick bit down on his cigar, "He is dating the Mega Mutant Bitch bot!"

Ben still looked puzzled and Logan about choked on his cigar, "What?!?"

I nodded, "Yeah Tony caught him and her going at it in his office at Stark Enterprises."

Ben still looked confused, "What is Dray? and who is this mega bot whatever."

Fury bit down on his cigar again and I replied, "Long story, so Uncle what is going on with you?"

"SHI has been teleported back in time sorta by Lady Death. and No I don't want to talk about it. So Iron boy and the Tin Can... Wait until I see Stark," Logan laughed.

"Never a dull moment with you guys is there? That is why I didn't go play with Johnny and his pals tonight." Ben replied, "So you ready for the annual Heroes United Poke Game?"

"Oh don't remind me, I got ousted from the first table. I never had a chance to make it to the finale table." I stated...

"Who one last year?" Ben asked...

We all looked at Ben.... Him just grinning from ear to ear..

"Well you won't win tonight or this year bub." Logan threatened...

What can I say I love poker night.....

Tony we have to talk!

2007-09-23T09:50:00.000-07:00

I march right into Tony's office, " Tony, we..." I hear moaning coming from his lap top and his hands are under his desk.... I turn around so my back is at him...

"Natasha! Don't come in my office when my door is shut!" He yells...

"Sorry but now I know where he gets it!" I yell back... "Look you have to talk to that Clone Prick of yours!"

He moans (no no the same moaning as when I walked in, this was frustration)

"I can't I am busy with the campaign." He argues.

"Tony he is a perv and peeping into windows is against the law...." I say angrily...

He rebuttals with, "Then you should talk to Fury!"

"What?" I turned and gasp
"Last night he paid me and Carol a visit." He says....

I am about to say something when Red Hood calls in and says Agent Hall was sent in through the sewers and has disappeared...

"I have some business to take care of so if you don't mind." He shoos me out his office.

I go to see Nick, he is in the court yard training.

"Nick, can you come over tonight?" I asked

"Just can't get enough huh?" He chuckles

"Of you never but of that twerp Tony perv jr clone... yes." I say

"He still peeping in your windows?" Fury asked...

"Does Russian Bears shit in the woods." I sigh

"I don't know do they?" He teases... with a smile he grabs me and kisses me then whispers in my ear, "I see you tonight."

That nightI rode with Nick to my place. We had a quick something to eat at work.

Nick and I were having a moment when we here a scuttling at the window... Yes you guessed it. It is Tony clone filming us...

Nick wasn't happy said something about hurting the boy when he got his hands on him

Then it seems Tony Clone Jr decided to slip into bed with Carol, all I know is she was a sleep and woke to someone kissing her back and caressing her, She thought it was Tony and turned and screamed only for Tony to run in and see his clone trying to make the moves on Carol...

Carol has insisted he do something about the walking hormone, but from what I hear Nick is going to beat the young perv so bad Lil tony will feel it until he is older than Nick.

What to do with a peeping Tom Tony

2007-09-16T15:33:00.000-07:00

"Tony jr clone!" I yell. The little creep was in my window peeping again.

I can't even relax in my home without being spied on.

He just took off... after I threatened to bend him over my knee and he was laughing. The little creep. I really wish Tony would have a talk with him...

SHIELD had a blog birthday and we had a small Party. Tony has been working toward his campaign and Fury has been investigating Skrulls.

As for me I am going cure Iron Boy from peeping in my windows. So I called my Aunt... My big Aunt from Russia. I let her use my bedroom and bathroom and I waited silently...

I heard that little teen creep scream, "UGH MY EYES!!!!"

Yes I don't think he will come around again....

My Aunt from Russia

Do you?

A tght spot

2007-09-10T02:21:00.000-07:00

SHIELD command: Nick Fury just receives intelligence on the location of Black Widow. He begins to prepare his team. One of the top hats come in.

"Fury, I heard a rumor that you are going after Agent Romanova?" He says

Fury sneers, "It is no rumor."

"How dare you use resources to go after one agent. She is expendable and we have bigger fish to fry." The Man shouts...

Fury glares at him, "None of my agents are expendable."

"Especially not your little whore...." the commanding suit yells.

~~ Meanwhile~~

So I was captured by AIM. I glares around the room.

"Okay what do you want?" I demanded but there was no reply.

I put on my best poker face, "Surely you know that SHIELD knows I am missing and will invalidate all of my security codes!"

There was a laugh, "We do not want your security codes. We got what we wanted." He ran his hand up my thigh and I tried to kick him away.

"What good am I? I am just an Agent nothing more." I stated flatly.

he laughed again, "For one, you are Fury's little pet. He will come here and we will capture him. Two, you are the one that foiled our attempted to get Dr Edelmann's device for altering the weather and playing havoc with the seasons. Three, because we are going to inject you with a deadly virus. Your body will return to SHIELD and by the time those fools realize you were not tortured to death it will be too late. They will all be infected and dead. "

Damn this isn't good. I have to think of something and quick... I watch as the Man prepared a needle.

I can see my gun. If only I had a distraction...

~~ somewhere else~~

Fury sounds off, "She is there. I am getting ready to go in."

~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~

I unzip to show more cleavage as the Dr is drooling I use my foot to knock over the table my gun flies in the air, I catch it and point it at the Dr. "Drop the needle. Up on the wall"

I grabbed the antidote and knock the Dr out.

I start running through corridors looking for an exit...

I feel a gun to the back of my head, "Very cleaver dear."

How did he get behind me... I let him take my gun.

"Not at the top of your Game huh?" He smiles, "Because of the serum we gave you. Slows you down. Now you will come with me and get your shot like a good girl"

I standing in a lab... I have this feeling someone is watching me

~ ~~ somewhere else~~

Fury barks his orders, "Level this place, I am going in"

~~~~

Some henchmen come in carrying a case... "We got him!"

I could see it was Fury. My heart stopped...

Fury then pulls his gun and I grab one...

"Widow you okay." He asks...

"Of course." I wink I am standing there when this place is rocked by explosions... I reconize those sounds...

"Sounds like the calvery." I flash a smile

Fury smiles and flashes one back "of course. "

Everything was exploding around us... He looked at me...

"Did they drug you?" He asked and I nodded

In between shots I tried to fill him in, "Nick they have made a virus too.. I have the antidote."

I handed it to him and he and I run through the place fighting our way out..

Around every corner there were bullets flying trying to hit us... However as always I had Fury's back and he had mine.

"So why did you stand me up?" I ask

He chuckled, "Not the time to discuss this is it my dear?"

"Why not? I mean you have been ignoring me, standing me up and.." I teased

So he interrupted teasing back, "So you had to get in trouble and play the damsel in distress?"

"Should know me enough by now to know I don't stay in trouble." I winked

"Really so you was just playing with the enemy?" He teased back...

Before us was the heavy steel door. We were heading out when several armed men came out of no where and surrounded us...

"Surrender!" The lead man stated

Suddenly the heavy metal door opens and I hear more guns clicking behind me...

"That's funny, I was just about to tell you the same." Fury stated...

As I walked with Fury to the Carrier, he took my hand kind of discretely. "Dinner my place tonight."

"Why so you can cancel?" I swayed into him...

I saw Steve walking up, "Actually, I told him I would ensure you two the night."

I looked at Nick, "Okay, now let's head back to command."

A break from the office

2007-09-05T00:13:00.000-07:00

Ever had a bad day? A bad week? A bad year? Well join the crowd... At the office, I was grounded because of my relationship with Nick Fury. I spent the time training then Nick got me back in the field...

Between Tony's election and other SHIELD business Nick has been busy.

While Tony has been running around with Carol to ask for peoples votes (like at this construction site), the work load has been all on Nick.

Well at least Iron Boy isn't peeping through my windows any more...

He was doing that for a while but I think something else finally caught his eye or maybe Fury got to him.. I am not sure...

So Last night I was waiting at a romantic night club for Nick, and he never showed up. Something came up at S.H.I.E.L.D. but he said for me to meet him at the park, again something came up so I went home and went to bed.

This morning I was training and tore my outfit...
So I made the most out of my training time..

After a Shower and changing into my uniform for the office I was called by Nick.

"Tasha, we need you to get some info. On this Scientist, I will have agents standing by in case you need us." He started rounding up a team

We went to Munich Germany and it is snowing.
Snowing? It isn't even fall yet... just Later Summer.

"Does it snow here this early?" one of the new agents asked as we exited the planes...

"Well I am Russian not German but never in the times I have been to Germany has it snowed this early in the mountains and its surrounding city." I replied

Nick and the team piled outside a small cabin just west from the cabin the scientist was in. Nick handed me a file, "Dr Stephan Edelmann, We think he is responsible for the weird weather we have been having." Nick told me... "You ready?"

I opened my coat, "What you think "

He choked on his cigar... After recovering one, of the Agents said, "Okay I will plant this bug on you so we can hear everything. So, If your cover is blown.."

"Stand a side Ditzmire. I will plant the bug." Nick said dismissing the rest of the team after giving them orders. As Nick put the bug on me (which he had trouble finding a place.) He spoke in a lowered voice, "Sorry about last night. With these Skrulls, things have been hectic. Make it up to you tonight?"

I nodded, "Dinner my place."

he then leaned in and whispered in my ear, "Be careful."

The Mission was not a success. As I was doing my job, and some of my damn best work, and old Russian nemesis entered. He was also not alone but fortunately Nick was there with Agents so I also wasn't alone...

By the time the smoked cleared Dr Edelman was gone. Looks like we will have to endure this flip flop weather for a while.

The Post mission debriefing was routine, I was a bit frustrated, but these things are always like that when something goes south. These suits don't know what it's like in the field I just sat back while my director explained it to them... (Man Nick has a fine... erhhhmm Keep my mind focus on why I am here.)

So tonight I dressed and prepared a very romantic evening at my place... I sat and waited...

Nick didn't show and he didn't even call. I blew out the candles

As I was getting undressed to get in the shower I had this feeling I was being watched...

Since I couldn't find Ironboy I had guessed it was my imagination... But after my shower I still couldn't shake that feeling.

I felt like there was someone there.

I got in my night gown and then I saw shadows. Maybe it was Nick...

He was suppose to come over. Perhaps he decided that its better to be late than...

Just in case I got my gun... I held behind me as I waited for the shadow to move again

I then saw a glimps of someting... No that wasn't Nick... It was.... I quickly fired killing one, two but then I was swarmed....

When I woke I was... Well, I think this is the beginning of a Bad day.....

Who is a fraid of the big bad Corru

2007-02-27T09:22:00.000-08:00

Things have been going well with the Election as we get closer I have to laugh at Fury.. He had to kiss babies only to be puked on by them. He had to shake a lot of hands with a lot of weird people. Hug old Grannies that gave him their panties….. Speaking of which yes, I did go to his place and get my personal item back….

In the morning I had to leave early to do some work… Fury kept pulling me down on the bed, "5 more minutes Tasha.."

"Nick… I have to get tot the office… " I giggled… As I dressed he undressed me.. He really can be impossible at times….

I think we have had sex at least twice in every inch of his place… I was leaving with him begging me to stay when I saw a dark figure….

I pulled my guy as did Fury… The figure lit a cigar slightly lightening his face and then blew out the match to resume the darkness… "Nickie! Tell me it isn't so? My old war horse buddy tell me you didn't let Red whip you did you? What would the troops say?"

"Tasha…" Fury said with a smile as he smacked my ass, "Could you.."

I glared at Colonel Dane, remembering my first meeting with him... the slob was back….. "See you later, " I teased and was making fun of Nick, " Ni…c…k..i..e…"

As I left I heard Fury dropping ice into a glass and pouring a drink, "Hey, Jackie… So what brings you planet side? Corru threat over?"

"No Nickie but the kid is in Danger.." As Dane voice went cold, I was stunned… I tried calling Vampirella's house to speak with Miari but he isn't there….

I will try his cell…..

Agent Briefs is probably already at the office… I get there and he wasn't there… Which was strange since he had a press conference with Tony today… Stark had to do the conference alone….

I wonder what is happening…..

The adventure is continued here:
Fury , Vampi , Justice , HS , Trunks , Vegeta

Play time with Fury

2007-02-19T08:44:00.000-08:00

Well, the thing with Carol is over.. During the end I was signaled to follow Nick… One of the well… Big Brothers signaled that the inquiry had gone on long enough….

"That Sleaze found out stuff that we at SHIELD do not want the public to know! It's not a conspiracy.. Just for the safety of the mutants and non-mutants… Do you know what would happen if he started telling the press how one could get their hands on the cure? Now we at SHIELD are trying to shut these illegal back alley clinic's down but it has to be done quietly… Personally I wouldn't be so surprise if that To Hell got Stark a sample to replace the missing one… Anyhow To Hell could damage the rep of SHIELD and we can not allow that… So .." He paused

"We let Carol Danvers get away with a crime?" Fury asked

I shifted a bit….

"Honestly Fury we don't have concrete evidence.. To Hell is right… " He said after leaving….

I sighed, "I guess I better get back to your campaign.."

Fury pulled me around the corner and close, "You coming by tonight?"

I licked his dry lips and teased them open as I nibbled his bottom lips, "why, got an itch needing scratching?"

He slid his hands up under my skirt, he slowly used his hands to memorize the silk of my stocking and then slide his hand under the strap of my garter belt…. "Are these regulations?"

"Since when have I ever been a regs kind of girl?" I rested my weight into him as his hands ran up and lifted me into him .. I wrapped my legs around him while my hands rested around his neck… Our lips meeting, the kiss deepening….. The roughness of his fresh shaven face brazing my skin as he pulled from our kiss and nestled between my breast popping the top two buttons of my blouse.

My fingers entwined in his hair and he set me down….. quickly unbuttoning my straps of my garter from my stockings
He then grabbed my thighs and kissed me roughly… He then whispered in my ear, "Hope you don't mine but I didn't have time for breakfast…"

He lowered to his knees, I shivered in the chill, my fingers grabbing at his hair…..

He stood tucking my panties into his pocket, "You want these back then you have to come and get them tonight….

He walked around the corner as I lowered my skirt and refastened my garter to my stockings….

Looks like I will be paying the colonel a visit…. I was heading out to speak to Logan when I see this on TV.. I rolled my eyes and walked over to Logan… He sniffed, "You and Fury eh?"

How does he always know these things?

Stuck with Stark

2007-02-05T12:25:00.000-08:00

So the Draculina affair was over and done with… I was working on the campaign for Fury when Tony walked in….

He shut the door… Oh here it comes…. "Tasha, can we talk.." Tony smiled….

"What can I do for you Mr. Stark…." I asked….taking my gun from my top drawer and stuffed it in the holster…. "I was just on my way out…"

"SO how is things with you and Fury? He treating you good?" Tony got close, you know like when someone has been drinking and they think their face should be in yours….

"Tony, Fury and my relationship is none of your business.." I said pushing him away….

"You know we were once quite a number…" He swayed closer, "I just need to know that the episode earlier was because you wanted to help me out with the Draculina thing and not because you still have …"

"Ancient history Stark!" I folded my arms, "You are a playboy.. If you weren't you might offer poor Carol some security…. You know like the kind that comes with signing a birth certificate… She isn't going to be able to raise that kid on her own…"

He shifted and I knew I had hit a nerve……..

He was grinding his teeth, "Fury also a bit of a player… Just be careful… I don't want to see my girls hurt… and Tasha I mean that in a non-sexual --- or possessive way… I mean that as in my female SHIELD agents.."

Tony walked out and ran into Fury… "Carol is off the show… They need you to bring her in..:"

As Tony walked out of sight Nick walked in shut the door and looked at me…. "Now hell begins…"

TBC here

OH Tony...... lipstick lies..

2007-01-30T12:14:00.000-08:00

"Tasha I need to see you.." Nick called.. I walked into his office….

"That bitch that is pretending to be Vampirella has control over Tony and the others… I need Tony out of it… Don't take it wrong but there is only one Lady I know that can break another woman's hold of a man.. " He growled

"Or at least tempt them away" I smiled playfully…. "Leave Tony to me…"

I caught Tony as he left his office…. "Can we talk…"

"I need to help Lina…. She needs me… She needs my blood and my body.. I want her.." he chanted…

I pressed against him, "Wouldn't you like a small appetizer? Please just a minute…."

I smiled, "Not here in private…"
Okay I dealt with Tony I just hope this doesn't mean that, I am going to end up loosing my job or worse that Tony thinks we are picking up where we left off so very very very long ago…

I reported to Nick… "Tony is been taken care of.. Now do you need to be taken care of too… I just bought a new garter."

he cleared his throat a bit, "Tempting but we still have to deal with Draculina's control on Herc and Wonderman.."

"I quit!" I yell especially at the thought of even touching those two…

Nick laugh, "I may be a son of a bitch but I am not a bastard."

no more I love yous

2007-01-16T11:28:00.000-08:00

Our evening was quiet.. Nick had so much on his mind… I am not sure he likes this election thing.. It might be too political for him…

We got to his place and I began to light candles and turn the lights off slipping out of my dress… I whispered, "okay enough with the Campaign.. Now its time for SHIELD director to relax.."

He stared silently as walked over…. I kissed his upper lip and then his bottom lips… Nick opened his mouth and I put my finger to it… "UH UH … Not so fast…. " I purred at him…. His hands caressed over my skin as I continued to lay a trail of soft gentle kiss on him, like dots of kisses… down His chin down his neck to his Adam's apple… I tugged on the tie of his shirt and unbuttoned his collar exposing flesh for me to kiss…. Slowly I unbuttoned his dress shirt…. Kissing the flesh under each button…..

His hands lightly waved over my hair as if he wasn't sure where to put them so I took Nick's hand and set them on the chair arms…. "You are going to behave aren't you.."

He looked down at me and moistened his lips…. I smiled and stood in front of him as I unbuckled his belt and whipped it out, "Good because you know I am highly trained in martial arts and can make a weapon out of anything…" I then used the belt to secure his hand on the armrest…… I then removed his tie and used it to tie his other hand……

He quickly cleared his throat, "Am I going to be interrogated?"

I grinned, "I want a confession..:"

I knelt down and returned to his shirt this time unbuttoning his pants….

He shifted in his seat, "You know you will never make me talk…"

With my tongue I played connect the kiss dots, moving up from his stomach and ABs, to his collar, over his Adam's apple, across his chin and to his mouth …. He pulled against the restraints as he tried to kiss me….

I teased him a few seconds leaning in and then back out with my tongue flick across his mouth… "Oh I think I can get you to talk.."

My hands ran over his muscles as they began to relax from their stressed and tense state.. His tight ABs quivered under my touch. Then I unzipped his pants with my teeth….

"Tasha…" Nick grinned.. I sat up as I untied his shoes and slipped them off…

"Do I hear a confession coming?" I cooed….

"You haven't told what it is you want to know…" He smiled…

"You know what I want to hear… Three simple words…." I teased as I whispered in his ears while tugging on his pants…..

Nick wasn't struggling if anything he was being quite cooperative…

It was time to let the interrogation begin… Use your imagination…. All I will say is he didn’t stay tied up for long….

He laid sleeping and I watched him… Sweat still glistening form his body…. I ran my fingers over his old battle scars… I know you are wondering if he said it.. If I got my confession and the answer is… No… somehow I knew I wouldn't, not with Nick… but trying to get him to say it is fun….

My communicator went off.. I was needed something was up….. I dressed and went to work….
Tony disappearing as been a pain…. Not that I am not glad he is gone… I hate the fact he orders me around… He wants be to join up with some ridiculous …. Look I was a part of that joke squad once and NEVER AGAIN! I work for Nick….

When I do see Tony I plan on breaking his jaw for his little comment… He disappeared before I could put my fist to him… When I told him on the phone I worked for Fury, he said in reply… to quote: "Miss Romanova you are a SHIELD AGENT not Fury personal call girl… You will go where we need you! Understand BLACK WIDOW!"

I just hope the rumors that Steve told Nick isn't true… He hasn’t asked me about it but then again Nick wouldn't even if Captain America told him… No he would deal with quietly…

I decided to take a break and see if Nick wanted to go for lunch… As I open the door I see… Vampirella, Agent Miari's wife and Colonel Fury in a very ….. Cozy way….
I couldn't believe my eyes (you wouldnt have either)

"Mmmm another playmate.." She said and winked . She took her absence saying "I think I will see if my husband has some time for me.."

Fury looked at his cigar and then set it in the ash tray… "Tasha…"

"NO you don't have to explain… After all we are not…. " I turned to walk away, " but you know she is married with kids…" I left heading for my office, trying to keep my composure and fight and tears from squalling up… After all I wasn't his girlfriend… He couldn't even say the words I assume he has feelings for me but it is possible I am wrong…

Fury walked in and I looked up… " I got the campaign posters done choose the one you like best please… I also made a few revisions on your speech…."

"Tasha.." He soft stated… as I pushed posters in between us… Just then there was an explosion or something…

Running with weapons drawn we find Miari with his sword and half dressed.. and Vampi in the copymachine room…

I am not sure what happened, I let Miari and Fury handle it.. I need some time for myself….

Helping Vampi.. part 2

2007-01-12T16:05:00.000-08:00

I was helping Vampi… Each person Killed was born on the same day… I went to meet Vampi after informing her…

She showed me how to get to the Dragon Library.. There we found out some information, which would explain her daughter falling into a coma…

I went to find Agent Briefs.. Inform him of his daughter's needs… His son HS was there so after calling Miari I proceeded to seek out Vegeta…

Vegeta was in a hotel, I pass Dr Briefs as I was heading to the Prince's room… I knock and wait for him to answer…

Vegeta screams a bit annoyed, "WHAT???"

I sigh, "It's Agent Romanova, may I come in?"

Vegeta shouts, "If this is about iron man's little plan then No! If not enter!"

I open the door, "I support Fury NOT Stark ... I am here to let you know what we found about Justice..."

I explain everything we know at this point….

"Even SHIELD has factions I see.... So what do you want from me?" Vegeta steps forward wearing a towel and drying his hair with another

"Want? Your granddaughter is in a coma.. I have told Agent Briefs and thought you would like to know... Miari is bringing her weapons..." I state in disbelief…

Vegeta throws the towel a side, " Humans always so emotional. If it works out fine if not there will be vengeance"

"How can you be so cold hearted.... " shakes head... "Fu Ji Saga is trouble..... Your daughter in law has gone to fight him -- it and your granddaughter may be the one to have to fight it alone... Forget it... Fury told me to keep all family members informed.. You have been informed..."

" Whatever" He says as I slam the door… I pull my cell phone…

"HI... I just had an interesting Conversation with Vegeta think we could meet for coffee?" I purred looking at a nice little slinky number…

Fury sounds tired, " Yeah let me guess A small taste of that man's attitude was enough huh?"

"yes.. you can say that... So where would you like to meet I see something I might buy to wear and was wondering if you could tell me what you thought?" I say driving off from the hotel…

" Sure let me finish. I have a little work to do since Stark is a no show today. Oh and if you think Vegeta's bad I should let you meet up with Namor one of these days." Fury replied

"No thanks ... Perhaps we can talk about your Campaign strategy." I purred some more.
" Ok meet you in an hour or so." I heard him smile…

I cant wait until tonight...

Helping Vampi.. part 1

2007-01-06T11:54:00.000-08:00

My work is a mile high on my desk… hercules has been bugging me... I told him I AM NOT leaving Fury... Tony bitched me out because I haven't been filing my reports… Well it is because I haven't written them… I have been swamped! Miari asked me to help find some information for Vampirella… As hard as she is on Fury I was reluctant but Miari is a fellow SHIELD agent…

We picked up the bodies as Vampi had asked.. Miari related her exact words to me, "Vampi would like SHIELD to pick up the bodies and find out who they are and why they may have been killed… She can find no connection seems they didn't know each other and have nothing in common… One a house wife on her way from taking her husbands suits to the dry cleaners… a couple on a moonlit walk… a homeless beggar… and baby from the hospital… Could you have them check the blood see if there is anything missing or added if there is a biological tie… " He stated continued…

So I went through the files… We did autopsy and found nothing… I had been going over this in and out… Nick walked in and kissed me behind the ear at my neck line…

"Tasha you are tease, give this a rest…" He lectured as he began to massage my shoulders… I wanted to melt in his arms but this was such a mystery…

"I can't Miari is pretty sure this Fu saj what ever is dangerous…. I probably wont be home.. In fact perhaps it is time I started staying back at my place.. I mean I am paying rent there.." I really didn’t want to go back, I liked staying with the Colonel but I heard a rumor that there might be a vote and he could have a chance to become full Director again… It was suggested that someone might use my relationship with him to undermine his chances."

He sounded hurt but I didn’t get to explain as he walked off…

I must have dose off because the loud ring of my phone woke me…

"Hello… Justice? Miari isn't here…. I will call him and I am on my way!" I said….

I called Miari, "Your little girl is in a coma they are taking her to the Hospital now!"

I rushed there….

Weaving my web

2006-12-13T09:46:00.000-08:00

So the fight with Superboy Prime was not easy… Now we have to deal with Vegito… I have been staying with Fury…

Okay I know you all want to know what happened after I stepped in the shower… right?
Well too bad… It is top secret :P

Let's just say some of the people at HQ accused the Colonel of drinking more of his anti aging formula….

The TX escaped… she just vanished… Then Logan was killed during our fight with SBP…

Fury and I attended the funeral. Nick doesn’t want me returning to my apartment until we find that 'mega-mutant-bitch-bot!' ,as he is calling her these days.

Of course I do not mind, though neither of us are getting much sleep… At least we are not as bad as Carol and Tony… Nick and I walked into meet with Mr. Stark only to find him and Carol twisted all up and no they were not playing twister…

This has lead to some problems as Agent Summers AKA Cyclops and Captain America doesn’t seem to be thrilled…

Steve and Tony don't get along and frankly Steve would be glad to have an excuse to kill Tony or hit him at the very least…

Poor Nick has been playing referee…

I brought the Colonel a glass of whisky. Tony has ordered no drinking or alcohol on SHIELD premises at all… but Fury looks like it's been one of those days and that he could use a drink.

"Thanks Tasha, only you know how I like it." He sighed as he lifted the glass to his head with one hand and closed the cabinet drawer with the other …

I bent over his desk as I straightened some files up… "More ways than one." I teased with my back toward him. I heard him clear his throat and then felt his hand on my nicely formed…

"Well I think that is obvious." Was he grinning? I felt him move behind me, his hand gripping my hip as he leaned into me, "You know I had those files just where I wanted them."

"Did you now? Do you even know which files they were?" I teased as he set the empty glass on the desk beside me and slipped the now free hand around my torso lifting me to his muscular frame…

"They wouldn't be on my desk if I didn't" He whispered in my ear and then nuzzled me grazing me lightly with his 5'oclock shadow

"Feels like someone needs to go home and shave." I teased as I turned and eased myself on his desk… Fury was rubbing his chin, contemplating my suggestion. I wrapped my legs around him and pulled him in, "You really ought to be careful."

He grinned as his rough hands cradled my face," What do you mean?"

"You forget… I am the Black Widow." I said kissing him Then I pulled away and walked to the door…"First one home gets to call … favors."

As I left I thought I heard Carol talking with Steve….

Tony needs to work on his timing

2006-12-03T11:36:00.000-08:00

I have been staying with Colonel Fury in the guestroom…. We have been preparing to petition for his job to be returned to him…

Today he received an email from Agent Briefs… for dinner….

"I bet he wants to explain why he rallied to help Stark." Nick said….

"Well, then I guess you better accept…" I smiled….

"Can you get me some flowers… not roses or anything that would be in-appropriate… I don't want Miari to get jealous… oh and a bottle of JD." He clipped the end of his cigar…

I spent the evening working then went to bed earlier… I heard Colonel Fury when he entered… From his stumbling and the noise I would say he was drunk…

Then I felt a warm body enter the bed with me….

"Colonel Fury?" I looked at him, still in his cloths…past out… I wasn't sure if he came in here by accident or on purpose… after all his room is just one more door down…

I climbed out and pulled off his combat boots… His jacket and Shirt… unbuckled his belt … then I covered him…

I went to sleep in his room … It wasn't easy as the sheets smell of his aftershave…

When I woke to get ready for work I noticed he hadn't a waked… I slipped in to get my cloths….
"uhhhhh…" He rubbed his head….

"Morning sleepy head…" I smiled

"Tasha what are you doing in my room. "the look on Nick's face as he looked around and seemed to realized he was in the wrong room…

I stretched seductively and like a cat moved to the bed, "What don't you remember? I am hurt"
I know I shouldn't tease the colonel but who would resist the opportunity really…

To My surprise the Colonel grabbed me, "Well then we will have to work on my memory wont we."

Nick flipped me over pinning me to the bed as he moved in between my legs… my first thought was… yes!… I wrapped my legs around him and pulled him down to me….

His mourning unshaven face leaned in gentle kissing my upper lip… Suddenly his cell phone went off then that damn viewer bot came in….

Incoming message from Tony Stark….

"FURY!" Tony yelled then began choking … "Ummmmm"

Fury and I jumped up…

Fury growled at the screen, "Damn it Stark."

Stark stuttered… "I need you in my office ASAP."

Fury growled more, "Can't you see you are interrupting something!"
Stark took a firm voice, " I expect to see you in my office in 30 minutes."

I noticed Tony tilting his head as he was staring hard at my backside… (what is it about my ass?)

Fury cleared his throat….

"Okay 1 hour…." Tony barked and then the screen went blank…

Fury walked past… "I have dibs on the shower…" he disappeared into the hall and then the bathroom… I heard the water come on….

Now Colonel never under estimate a trained spy…. I thought as I picked the bathroom lock…
I stepped in, "How dare you pull rank over gender." I said with a smile…..