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Thu, 04 Jun 2009 04:03:38 +0000

SEYMOUR TRUTH & The BIG BAILOUT

Thu, 25 Sep 2008 16:31:02 +0000

Here's Seymour Truth on The Big Bailout... The unique perspective of a man who's in the hole, literally.From www.Blimptv.net

LARRY KING LANDSLIDE

Wed, 02 Jul 2008 01:02:31 +0000

Larry's latest DVD collection is a massive exercise in near-total irrelevancefrom www.BlimpTV.net

OUTHOUSE IN ORBIT

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 07:20:38 +0000

COSMONAUT YURI URINOFF HAD NO PLACE TO GOBUT NASA'S SOLUTION WAS MORE THAN HE BARGAINED FORfrom www.BlimpTV.net

HYPENSTEIN'S HOLLYWOOD HOTEL

Tue, 10 Jun 2008 07:09:06 +0000

Manny Hypenstein joins BlimpTV with his infamous Hollywood Hotel, a look a the greats and near greats of show business. Today, Manny reports on the Universal Fire, Fred Mertz, Sex And The City and Paris Hilton's latest box office bomb from www.BlimpTV.net

NEWS BALLOON - BARACK OBAMETER 3

Wed, 04 Jun 2008 21:58:59 +0000

First celebration, then the dreaded third phase in the march to the presidency.... from www.BlimpTV.net

NEWS BALLOON - SPACE STATION SHITTER SHUTDOWN

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 07:23:42 +0000

The toilet is broken on the Space Station and we get a first handaccount from the constipated cosmonaut, Yuri Urinoff

SEYMOUR TRUTH - THE SEX ACT vs. THE PATRIOT ACT

Sun, 01 Jun 2008 06:43:11 +0000

Seymour Truth's latest letter to the president asks the difference betweeen the sex act and The Patriot Act ... as seen on www.blimptv.net

NEWS BALLOON - LIFE ON MARS?

Mon, 26 May 2008 19:23:49 +0000

Life on Mars? Maybe so, according to the first pictures from Phoenix probe on today's BlimpTV News Balloon from www.BlimpTV.net

WALMOSQUE #3-THE FOOD'S ON US

Tue, 20 May 2008 19:50:21 +0000

Sufi Burnoose is going all out for the grand opening of store number three from www.blimptv.net

NEWS BALLOON - WHITE HOUSE REPO - BRITNEY CAR WRECK

Fri, 16 May 2008 03:58:27 +0000

Foreclosure of the White House ?And, yes, Britney's done it again...from www.Blimptv.net

SEYMOUR TRUTH - MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

Sun, 11 May 2008 08:43:28 +0000

From deep in his saferoom behind 15 cubic yards of Saran Wrap, super patriot Seymour Truth congratulates the presidentfrom www.blimptv.net

SHORT ATTENTION SPAN MINUTE - KING TUT'S TOMB

Wed, 07 May 2008 07:08:23 +0000

A complete novel in 60 seconds with your host CONSTANTINE LEONARD--today the discovery of Tut's tomb from www.BlimpTV.net

WAL-MOSQUE

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:29:31 +0000

Heres how to get the exclusive WalMosque versions of The Tony Blair Witch Project, Ocean's 9-11, The Wizard of Uzi; Citizen Hussein and many more !

SKY PAISLEY - NEWS FROM MY COMMUNE

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 06:49:38 +0000

SKY IS BACK WITH IDEAS FOR CHICO'S OUTSKIRTS

WALMOSQUE #2

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:52:22 +0000

Its Walmosque's Grand Opening in Baghdad and Sufi Burnoose has big bargains on used Buicks and computers by Wang...

ALLAH IN THE FAMILY

Fri, 11 Apr 2008 16:05:46 +0000

The world premiere of Baghdad's BBS-TV and their Americanized lineup featuring THE KUWAITI HILLBILLIES, OMAR PYLE, ALLAH IN THE FAMILY and more.... from www.BlimpTV.net

SKY PAISLEY

Fri, 04 Apr 2008 14:12:08 +0000

Come on people now, smile on your brother... Its Sky Paisleyand his naked food encounter group.

NEWS BALLOON - LOONEY ECLIPSE

Thu, 21 Feb 2008 19:52:42 +0000

The first total eclipse in years and BlimpTV was there... almost.

VISTA SUCKS

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:55:32 +0000

From Microsoft comes VISTA---the most torturous computing experience ever devised. From www.BlimpTV.net

CANDIDATES CROSSING

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 09:40:41 +0000

You just can't get closer to the candidates than we can....the candidates are neck and neck and we have all the sorry detailsfrom Blimp TV

RHONDAVISION - SKY CAM

Fri, 15 Feb 2008 10:24:01 +0000

MS. VISION NEEDS A CAMERAMANAPPLY PLEASE C/O WWW.RHONDAVISION.COM

BARACK OBAMETER 2 - NEWS BALLOON

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 20:55:55 +0000

Obama sweeps primaries, blames hope....Hillary trounced, blames MSNBC...Dolly cancels tour, blames breasts. Here's the details on today's News Balloon From www.BlimpTV.net

BLIMPCAPADE - RUDY IS TOAST

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:07:50 +0000

Time.com alludes to 9-11 with the headline, "GIULIANI COMPLETES HIS COLLAPSE." The question is, was it a controlled demolition? You make the call on Presidential Blimpcapade from www.BlimpTV.net

BLIMPCAPADE - GIULIANI IS TOAST

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 05:01:46 +0000

For Rudy Giuliani, its the end of the road-- same for John Edwards...Here's the inside scoop from www.blimptv.net

BLIMPCAPADE brought to you by PODCASTER'S CHICKEN NOODLE COUGH DROPS

Tue, 29 Jan 2008 06:47:19 +0000

HILLARY FINDS HER VOICE, KUCINICH IS OUT,AND THE GHOST OF HOWARD COSELL COMMENTSON GUILIANI'S LAP AT DAYTONA ON THE DEBUTOF BLIMP TV'S PRESIDENTIAL BLIMPCAPADE SPONSORED BY PODCASTER'S CHICKEN NOODLECOUGH DROPS and www.BLIMPTV.NET

NEWS BALLOON - BURNING BUSH

Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:01:10 +0000

Missing email? Hell, that's nothing. Wait till you see what else Bush is up to. In Hollywod News, another Britney bulletin. Also, Eminem, put down the candy and step away! From www.BlimpTV.net

NEWS BALLOON - BRITNEY A VIRGIN?

Tue, 22 Jan 2008 08:37:56 +0000

Britney Spears - A Virgin? Right. Details now from www.Blimptv.net

NEW BUSH COINS on OLBERMANN COUNTDOWN

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 21:48:06 +0000

Here's NEW BUSH COINS as featured on MSNBC's COUNTDOWN with Keith Olbermann. This is an off air recording.

NEWS BALLOON - BARACK OBAMETER

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 20:20:23 +0000

BARACK AND BRITNEY, WHO COULD WANT MORE?

DREAM NOIR

Sat, 05 Jan 2008 23:52:34 +0000

Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, shewalks into mine... or was I sleepwalking into hers?

RHONDAVISION - CHANNELING

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 23:45:48 +0000

RHONDAVISION CONNECTS WITH THE NETHEREGION

NEWS BALLOON - BRITNEY SPEARS AS VIRGIN MARY

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 23:33:37 +0000

A NEW DISCOVERY MAY BANISH ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION FOREVER and FRENCH FILM MAKER WANTS TO STAR BRITNEY SPEARS AS THE VIRGIN MARY.... IN THIS EDITION OF THE BLIMP TV NEWS BALLOON

NEWS BALLOON - BASEBALL STEROIDS CRONKITE RETURNS

Mon, 24 Dec 2007 13:21:00 +0000

Steroid abuse and it's effect on the baseball record book and "Old Ironpants," Walter Cronkite returns to TV at age 91 in today's Blimp News Balloon

RHONDAVISION-JDATE

Sat, 22 Dec 2007 21:08:03 +0000

Ms. Vision is double twisted... this time it's J-Date's fault

NEWS BALLOON - CHIP BITES DUST

Fri, 21 Dec 2007 08:46:55 +0000

Bad Tv and Bad Potato Chips are featured in this editionof the News Balloon from BlimpTV.net

NEW BUSH COINS (Change For The Better)

Tue, 04 Dec 2007 18:34:38 +0000

Now that President Bush has declared martial law, it will be illegal to own precious metals after the first of the year. Here's a sneak peek at the new money from www.BlimpTV.netNow you can order your New Bush Coins at www.newbushcoins.com while supplies last!

NEWS BALLOON - WOMEN IN SPACE, RON WOOD'S BOOK

Mon, 12 Nov 2007 03:33:00 +0000

Women piloting both the Space Shuttle and the Space Station;also Rolling Stone Ron Wood's New Biography in today'sNews Balloon from BlimpTV.net

A.D.D. MINUTE - THE MEANING OF LIFE

Tue, 30 Oct 2007 06:10:28 +0000

RHONDA VISION WITH A PROFOUND TRUTHFROMBLIMPTV.NET

NEWS BALLOON-LARRY CRAIG

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 04:19:19 +0000

LARRY CRAIG REVEALS HIS RETIREMENT PLANS and SURPRISING RESULTS IN NEW STUDY ON BREAKFAST CEREAL ON THE NEWS BALLOON FROM BLIMPTV.NET

BELIEVE IT OR WHAT - GERSHWIN

Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:03:19 +0000

LITTLE KNOWN FACTS ABOUT THE GREAT AMERICAN COMPOSER, GEORGE GERSHWINfrom BlimpTV.net

NEWS BALLOON RATHERS RATINGS

Sun, 28 Oct 2007 08:24:28 +0000

OSAMA'S NEW BLACK BEARD and DAN RATHER WALKS OFFTHE CBS EVENING NEWS featured in this edition of theNEWS BALLOON fromBlimpTV.net

NEWS BALLOON BRITNEY SEX TAPE

Wed, 17 Oct 2007 06:22:00 +0000

Britney Spears picked up a lei in Hawaii and it ended up on video.Here's the whole sorry story from www.BlimpTV.net

A.D.D. MINUTE RHONDAVISION POPCORN

Mon, 15 Oct 2007 08:21:21 +0000

RHONDAVISION HAS FABULOUS DIETARY ADVICE... POPCORN

NEWS BALLOON GORE NOBEL PRIZE

Sun, 14 Oct 2007 03:02:30 +0000

Add the Nobel Peace Prize to Al Gore's collectionHere's the rundown... fromwww.BlimpTV.net

LOVE GODS OF THE FAR RIGHT WING

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 23:27:58 +0000

After a hard day plundering the world's resources, relax to LOVE GODS OF THE FAR RIGHT WING The music of Rush Limbaugh, Larry Craig, Rudy Guiliani, Roberto Gonzales, Karl Rove, et al.... Another amazing offer from www.BlimpTV.net

NEWS BALLOON WOLFGANG EDDIE

Mon, 08 Oct 2007 19:52:18 +0000

More up to the minute news from BlimpTV's NEWS BALLOONMajor Archeological FindDeath of Wolfgang Eddie from www.BlimpTV.net

NEWS BALLOON 9-30-2007

Fri, 28 Sep 2007 08:07:35 +0000

O.J. BLOWS IT AGAIN AND SO DOES HIS DAUGHTER from the award winning BlimpTV News Hutwww.BlimpTV.net

NEWS BALLOON 9-24-2007

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 21:54:55 +0000

AL QAEDA TAKES LEADPENTAGON ADMITS THEY TRANSPORTED LIVE NUKES ACROSS US FROM WWW.BLIMPTV.NET

RHONDAVISION presents THE DESPERATE COMIC

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:41:46 +0000

RHONDAVISION PRESENTS THE DESPERATE COMIC

BLIMP NEWS BALLOON 9-16-07

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 06:14:01 +0000

BLIMP TV NEWS BALLOONThe Patraeus ReportandAmerica's Angriest City, Orlando, FLfrom www.BlimpTV.net

RHONDAVISION

Mon, 10 Sep 2007 16:38:00 +0000

Meet Blimp TV's time warped hostess, Rhonda Vision

SINKING OF NEW ORLEANS

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 16:02:33 +0000

Bobby Volare is back with another smashed hit...his tribute to the victims of Hurricane Katrinafrom BlimpTV.net

ACADEMY OF WAR AWARDS

Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:10:00 +0000

The 65th Annual ACADEMY OF WAR AWARDSBROUGHT TO YOU BY MOBILSHELLEXXCHEVRON AND YOUR FRIENDS AT WWW.BLIMPTV.NET

BELIEVE IT OR WHAT - NOSTRADAMUS

Wed, 22 Aug 2007 13:17:32 +0000

The little known ending to the great psychicfromBlimpTV.net

THE REAL SOPRANOS ENDING

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 14:07:04 +0000

MC GRUFF IN IRAQ

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:44:55 +0000

A message from the President's Council For A Democratic Iraq

BELIEVE IT OR WHAT? BARRY MERLOT'S WINE COOLED CAR

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:22:38 +0000

Stories that are stanger than truth!Â Believe It Or What remembers auto pioneer Barry Merlot, inventor of the first wine-cooled car, the Merlot Model W

BELIEVE IT OR WHAT? HERMANN GOERING & THE HINDENBERG

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 12:09:21 +0000

Stories that are stranger than truth: Hermann Goering- The Father of Crack

FOLK SONGS OF THE FAR RIGHT WING

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:47:11 +0000

The greatest collection of neo-conservative music ever assembled! Far Rite Records brings you Folk Songs Of The Far Right Wing, Occupation Rock, and Class Action Classics.

PAPA'S GOT BRAND NEW BAGHDAD

Wed, 15 Aug 2007 11:37:04 +0000

The sequel to Folk Songs of The Far Right Wing is this triple treasury. Includes Papa's Got A Brand New Baghdad, Unchained Melodies and Mission AccomplishedFor more: www.TheBlimpTV.net