Pricey Dicey is a mucho gifted performer, everyone agrees on that. The Emmys adore him and occasionally show that fact, come fall. TV fans just go on about the sorta-cutie dude every time they blog, cheer ‘n’ gab about him, which is often. This helps P.D.’s latest boob-tube project, which is a bit o’ a gamble for the network currently employing Dicey’s always amusing talents. Are these check-doling TV suits aware Pricey likes the boys, not the girls? Of course they are. People aren’t dumb in this town, they’re just stupid, know what I mean? Like, come on, these network ninnies actually expect Pricey to be discreet and keep his peter-on-peter ways in private? If they only knew. ‘Cause here’s what P.D. lives to partake in from time to time, whenever he gets the he-man hankering: He gets his horned-up snake on a plane, flies it to a medium-size midwestern town, checks into a nondescript old hotel near a truck stop, which is next to a stripper joint, which is next to a dirty-movie arcade—see where we’re goin’ here? Yep, you guessed it: The "straight" truckers hit the girlie joint, get all worked up, and then stop on over to the arcade to utilize one of the many glory holes, behind one of which Pricey always parks himself. After all, it’s always anonymous, right? Wrong. See, some of those holes are—like Hollywood egos—bigger than others. And while Mr. Dicey was doin’ the deed one time recently, the recipient stuck his eyeball right at the cutout opening and grunted, "Hey, aren’t you on TV?" "Oh, no," blurted P.D., before promptly going back to work and finishing off the job—an impending orgasm is such a reliable tool for getting a guy’s mind off what you’d prefer him not to be thinking about, don’t you agree? Pricey hasn’t been back to his salacious stomping ground since. But we’re sure that’s merely a temporary situation, much like Lindsay Lohan’s nascent sainthood. AND IT AIN'T Brad Garrett; Taye Diggs; Alex Baldwin
Methinks: Kelsey Grammer or Brad Garrett
Which world-famous band are feuding because one member gets all the VIP treatment? The others have got the hump because they don't feel half as special.
Methinks: Fergie
I had been saving this one to combine it with a jackass, but I just feel like I need a kindness today. Writing this kindness is hard for me, because of my overall negative feelings for the person involved, which should give you a big clue. She is a B list actress, hit television show, and been in some really bad movies. And no, it isn't Denise Richards. You can be sure I will never write a kindness about her, even if she saves the life of a school bus full of nuns. Anyway, this actress is a publicity hungry piranha, except when it comes to one thing. For the past few years, this actress quietly sneaks off to some after school programs to help disadvantage children with their schoolwork, to mentor them, and just to make them laugh and smile. She has a circle of schools and programs she attends, and makes an effort to go to at least one a week, and if she skips a week, makes it up with two visits the following week. She does this because she feels it is important, and not for any publicity or attention. The kids love when she goes. They all loved her before she got famous and love her the same now. Since here recent success, she has donated money to many of these programs and to scholarships to enable these children to continue on to college. Because it is the holiday season, I have decided to give the evil one her due, and to applaud her for her selflessness this one time.
Methinks: Eva Longoria
NY DAILY NEWS: Which pop star - known more for the rocker she's dating than her own vocal skills - has visited the ER several times after partying too hard on her BF's tour?
Methinks: Ashlee Simpson
You know that A list actor facing the child porn grand jury. Well, it isn't just evidence gathered. Two of the witnesses brought in to testify in front of the grand jury were girlfriends from the way back machine, and one of the girlfriends is married to an A/B lister in her own right.
Methinks: Charlie Sheen and Kelly Preston
cdan: I am happy to report that our B list actress who is always getting played by her celebutude boyfriend has been getting even. Over the past two weeks, she has been rogered roundly at least on three different nights by a certain gentleman who has been in a film, but is known for much more.
Methinks: Jessica Alba and 50 Cent
This is so funny
Blind Item Collective is on hiatus until the 8th of December because I will have no internet access:(
In the meantime check out these great sites!
Dlisted
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Dooce plugs in
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Entertainment Weekly
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Perez Hilton
Radar
Go Fug Yourself
Ted Casablancas
The Sartorialist
The Superficial
Page Six
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TMZ
Egotastic
Hollywood Tuna
A Socialites Life
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“He was totally being illegal. Of course he was. He knew he was. I was 16, he was 24; that’s weird. At the time I didn’t think it was weird. I thought he was lovely and mature, but he was weird. He’s not really a very stable person and I was kind of afraid to be with him. He was scary; he scared the shit out of me.”
- Joss Stone, of her relationship with older ex-boyfriend Beau Dozier
Michale Buble is a Cheat!
Entertainment Weekly's Entertainers of the Year
Enchanted review
Random chrissie pressies
Vanessa Minnillo continues her world tour of doing nothing
Going Up - Amy Adams
Crazy Days and Nights: The sisters who never speak has landed the less famous one in rehab. I told you previously about how her drug addiction was spiraling out of control. Family members finally got the reluctant sister into rehab, but with no help from her more famous sibling. What started out as inpatient treatment will soon shift to outpatient treatment.
Methinks: Hailey Duff
Crazy Days And Nights: This B list film actress with A+ name recognition has a boyfriend who has been known to stray. Convinced now, that nothing he does will ever prompt another breakup, our boyfriend has been inviting conquests over to the place he shares with his girlfriend. Tiring of spending his allowance bucks on hotel rooms or dodging nosy roommates, he now just uses a guest bedroom. Apparently his balls stop short of using the actual bed he shares with his girlfriend for his trysts.
Methinks: Jessica Alba/Cash Warren
There are now more than 2,600 images of z-list actress and Dlisted and gofugyourself fave Phoebe Price available at WireImage.com - about as many as “Heroes” cheerleader Hayden Panettiere.
CDAN 11/9: This A list film actor with A+ name recognition brought another woman home to the house he is currently sharing with his girlfriend. When the girlfriend balked at doing a 3some, the actor took his pickup upstairs and had sex with her all night. The girlfriend took the hint that she was no longer welcome, and has not been seen since with the actor despite the fact he always mentions her in interviews as his girlfriend.
Methinks: Clooney (scroll down a bit to his pic and read the blurb)
Page Six: WHICH leading man has aged a bit since his last major starring role - and so, in an effort to freshen up, got a dye job and an eye lift? Studio execs on the sure-to-be-blockbuster movie he's in are relieved.
Possibilities: Nic Cage, Harrison Ford, Chris Noth, Tom Hanks, George Clooney.
STAR MAGAZINE 11/26
Which young star still insists that the sudden increase in her boob size is just a result of growing up? The teen favorite denies to everyone that she's had work done -- but the wardrobe people who know her body best also know she went under the knife in March.
Methinks: Rihanna?
Update: The Duffster is a great guess, lets go with Hils.
How To Write Erotic Fiction
50 Things Not to Say at the Thanksgiving Table
Youtubial Goodness: Weatherman Freaks Out
Girl Power: Teenage Girls Speak Out in New Anthology
The Cult of Novelty T-Shirts
Meet Diablo Cody: The Feminist Answer to Judd Apatow
Crazy Days And Nights: This female solo singer and member of a group overdosed on heroin on a recent flight. The rest of the group walked her up and down the aisle of the plane until the plane landed. At that point, they walked her around and around the plane until a doctor could arrive. They still managed to perform that same night.
Methinks: Fergie
CDAN: Haven't heard from our accountant in awhile, but he said this A list film actress received a wire transfer of $1M from the actor she is "dating."
Methinks: Reese and Jake
CDAN: This solo male Top 40 singer has an actress girlfriend. Well he likes the world to think they are boyfriend/girlfriend. Actually she only has girlfriends. Seems the lover of our actress got pissed at the "boyfriend" three weeks ago necessitating a quick trip to the dentist for the boyfriend. Seems the lover knocked out one of our singer's teeth when they had a disagreement. Turns out the singer cries like a baby.
Methinks: JT and Jessica Biel and this chick
TTed Casablancas at E! Online: ime for an update on the world’s not exactly best-kept secret, the actual identity of Toothy Tile, the (now infamous) closeted homo actor who used to want us to know he liked diddling boys in parking lots and everywhere else imaginable. Our inbox is a curious, overflowing influx of both salivating and outraged disenchantment. Why are we delaying things, they scream in cantankerous unison, as if Toothy’s consulting us personally, like we’re the Columbia School of Homo-Outing Journalism or something.
We’ll leave that to other institutions of righteous indignation. We here at Awful still say it’s ultimately up to the celeb—not us—to say she or he leans closer to Rosie or T.R. (Isaiah, we are not.) Oh! Oh! Oh! Our fave reader stab—which are all over the friggin’ map these days—at T.T.’s real name? Joel McHale! Come to think of it, J.M. does linger in wardrobe when I’m trying on the latest Ben Sherman...though, it ain’t him.
But listen, Tooth, if you’re reading, and we know you are, just wanna give ya a little fairly heated heads-up: Heaps (albeit small heaps, we’ll admit) o’ your pals are contacting us. They’re complaining not only about this damn about-face on your self-proclaimed mission to take a strong stand at letting the world know how down you are to be queer, but they’re more personally peeved, too. Remember all those canceled dinners and parties and such, the ones where your “people” (who would sell their first adopted Chinese kid for a made-up, ass-kissing item in People) said, "Better not be seen with these fagola guys"?
Well, the guys are getting more than put out over your arguably ill-advised, sudden distancing. In fact, it’s prolly safe to say your old gang’s more worked up than a dog-lovin’ bitch after Ellen DeGeneres’ ass, and that’s no joke. Watch it.
Methinks: Jake Gyllenhaal
CDAN: This gorgeous, award winning B list actress on a hit network drama and her affianced have called it quits.
Methinks: Katherine Heigel and Josh Kelly