Blogged at Birth

Broseph Smith.

2011-03-06T10:01:00.000-08:00

As you all know there is the awful terrible bad band that plays in a garage in Anthem. They have three goals for their lives.
1) Get revenge on the Collins House.
2) Be OfTheSky (In a good way, not an insult)
3) Be as good as Jeff.

Listen to them, or come to the shows every other Saturday at Tanner's house.

The Golden Globes were Rigged

2011-01-16T21:25:00.000-08:00

I looked at the winners for the Golden Globes and to my horror The Social Network won several awards including best picture.

It gets worse!

I will give you a list of my problems of the winners. Also my opinion shall not be questioned because I'm always correct in these matters.

Lets start off with The Social Network. The reason it won is obvious... Due to the fact that more than half the world is logged on to facbook now and that so many of those logged on have completely devoted their lives to it, they instantly think Social Network is amazing. That is one of several theory's. Here are some more.

1. People devote lives to facebook

2. People have had their minds Assimilated by facebook and no longer have free will.

3.Paid off Golden Globes

4. Facebook owns the world and it is led by Adolf' Hitler's Brian in a glass jar.

Anyways back to the other awards. I hate that the gay kid from Glee won Best supporting actor in a TV series... Lets get something strait here. I'm not a gay basher, I just hate GLEE!!! If they cant get attractive young people who can sing so they just get untalented attractive people who are semi good at lip syncing.

I do have several problems with the choice on TV shows. Excluding the awards for boardwalk empire. That shit was great! It got best actor in TV and best TV show.

Best supporting actor was given to Christian Bale and rightfully so.

Natalie Portman was given best actress. I'm alright with that.

To conclude The Golden Globes don't really matter. You see the Evil overlords at the Oscars are the true masters of the movie business. Compared to the Oscars the Globes are pushovers. But I must admit I was really disappointed with 2010. And by the looks of things 2011 wont be any better.

THE GOVERNMENT HATES GOOD MOVIES!!!

2011-01-12T18:54:00.000-08:00

"Cameron paid off the FEDs"

This site has not been receiving many visitors lately so I might as well share with you some of the greatest films of all time. If you have never seen any of these films then you should go see them.

1. Fargo

2.Silence of the Lambs

3. Gangs of New York

4. My name is Trinity

5. Planet of the Apes

(Government Sabotage) (Government Sabotage)

7. From Dusk till Dawn

8. "O Brother Where Art Thou?"

9. There will be Blood

10. Hearts in Atlantis

11. Deliverance

12. The shining

13. The Shawshank Redemption

14. Batman Begins

15. The Dark Knight

16. The men who stare at Goats

THE GOVERNMENT ATTEMPTED TO SABOTAGE THIS REVIEW. THAT IS WHY THIS REVIEW HAS SOME MISSING INFO. THEY INFECTED MY COMPUTER NEWORK AND GAVE MY MOTHER BORAD A S.T.D.!! THEY WILL DO ANYTHING TO NOT LET THE TRUTH COME OUT... NOW MORE THAN EVER WE NEED THE JEDI!

127 Hours

2010-12-04T21:16:00.000-08:00

I'm not going to say allot about this film because I have no complaints about it.

In simple terms this film was touching, funny, emotional, had a great performance from James Franco and probably most importantly of all, it made me feel for the character.

This film was directed by Danny Boyle, who is one of my favorite directors. Danny has given us Slumdog Millionaire and 28 Days Later. He succeeded in making an entertaining and emotional film, and for that I thank him. Now the lead of the film (James Franco) pulled off a tremendous performance and I respect him even more now. This movie spoke to me on many different levels, surprisingly it was never boring (due to the fact that the man was in a canyon the entire film) and the way it was shot was brilliant. One other thing I enjoyed was the original score, man O man the music was good and it really helped the movie feel that much more.

I wont say anymore, so please go support this independent film its truly worth your time.

1.Nothing but the Best

2.Worthwhile

3.Good

4.Forgettable

5.Shity

6.Two thumbs...Sit on It!

The Cinema-Apocalypse Has Begun...

2010-12-03T21:36:00.000-08:00

...Friends of Cinema, today we come under attack by an evil force so powerful it has already won. For this Movie rant I will be 95% serious about what I talk about...I don't want to face facts but I must warn you.

My Tale starts here... Realizing that the year is almost over and there hasn't been any memorable movies this year I looked up online about movies we will be seeing soon...And my god... I looked upon the face of evil itself.

(what I'm about to say is real and I actually stand by what I'm about to say) I looked movie trailers and saw some movies that will be coming out next year. Now I don't recommend you seeing any of these trailers but you must to understand what I'm trying to communicate. Season of the Witch, The Eagle, Red Riding Hood, Yogi Bear, and Meet the little Fockers

Now before reading the rest you must see these trailers, I know its hard but you must!

Now if you actually saw the trailers I have no need to explain how bad they looked. I mean is this really what we have to look forward to?! I'm only going to talk about two of those films, Season of the Witch and Red Hood.

The lead actor of Season of the Witch is Nicolas Cage, so it's instantly bad, however I have no idea how this was even considered to be made. How could they even go up to the Hollywood overlords and present them with this? We must engage a zero tolerance policy for Nicolas-butt hole-Cage. I also can't believe a Ghost Rider 2 is being made! Fuck! All we see now is remakes and sequels.

Now to the real threat... A new evil has risen, even more powerful than Michel Bay or James Cameron put together, Mike and James just want to make money, but this She-Devil is truly evil. Her name is Catherine Hardwicke, and she is responsible for Twilight and now Red Riding Hood. Red Hood actually might be the worst film ever made I'm completely serious. I really want ,no, need to put a stop to her. Someone please help me kill her.

To finish things up... really nothing good has come out this year, I hate to say this but Harry Potter was one of the better films this year. I am begging Hollywood to come up with an original idea, PLEASE Hollywood...Take a Fucking Chance and do something original.

Hey thanks for reading and please comment your thoughts on the subject or your reactions to those trailers.

Starz Channel Please Stop Showing "Reign of Fire"

2010-12-01T13:53:00.000-08:00

"Reign of Fire" was an Fantasy Adventure movie that was released in 2002. Now I know what you are thinking, This isn't a new movie in the theaters, and yes I know. Once and a while I will talk about movies that have all ready come out. So deal with it bitch!

Lets start with the cast, the lead of this movie is Christian Bale, all right not to bad. We also have.....Shit! Mattew McConaughey! That right there is my biggest complaint about this movie. Then the rest of the cast is some Jack-offs we have never seen before.

Now the plot of the movie is that London is attacked by dragons and the whole world ends up getting butt fucked by them. The main character (Bale) is a survivor of the Apocalypse and lives in a fuckn castle with a bunch of little kids and some other pedophiles. Then Matt Mcooo go fuck yourself comes in and wants to hunt himself some dragons and theres your plot!!!

Lets get something cleared up...this entire film is a loop hole. The movie starts off with something ridiculous that for some idiots, may seem clever and give the character depth....NOO! Let me tell you what it is, Bale as a child finds the first dragon when his mom's company digs it up. Then the dragon kills his mother (this is when the movie trys to give the character a tie to the dragons...and fails.) It also said that the dragons killed the dinosaurs.....What The Fuck?! This movie makes no sense!

This is a Fantasy film but it really makes no sense. If they dug up only 1 Dragon when how did "millions" spawn. RAAWW! Most fantasy films can be believable but good god! According to the movie, Dragons caused the Ice Age! Also in the camp there are only 10 adults and 35 kids, and they never explained that!

Now to the worst part Mattew McConaughey! He was the worst hard ass military Jack-off I have ever seen. If there was one good thing about this film, Mattew's death had to be the funniest shit I have ever seen! Really just to see him die was good enough for me. So please Starz Channel, stop showing this movie, its shit and you know it. Some people are trying to find good movies on TV.

Portugal. The Man

2010-11-28T16:22:00.000-08:00

This is sort of a guilty pleasure. I don't even like the music, it's not even that good. His voice is just the stuff of gods.

I've been listening to their songs on youtube and it is just unique. The drums are generic indie, bass is sort of a chill funk, guitar is generic indie rock. BUT THE VOCALS ARE MIND BLOWING!

Maybe I like because his beard? Who knows. Anyways, enjoy. Or don't enjoy. Whatever floats yer boat mayne.

I dare you to watch the video below.

Dearest blog

2010-11-23T19:52:00.001-08:00

I am pretty much just the owner of this shit now. I dont write ever. I simply just cant myself to do so. Every time I sit down to do it I get writers block and just start. I am also just too busy and you know I just have better things to do. Ill pop in every once in a while to say some stuff. Or if this once a week thing gets going Ill do that. In other news, I listened to Cap'n Jazz. They suck. All La Dispute songs are about the same thing so they get boring quickly. Bongripper would be better with the occasional growls. Agallochs new album is more kvlt than ever. I like it a lot. Burzum's last release sucks compared to the older stuff. Crust Darkthrone > Black Metal Darkthrone. Electric Wizards new album is quite entertaining but not as good as good as their classics. I like the Fall of Troy they are good for weedily wankers. Arcade Fire sucks. Im not interested in new Kanye. Sunn 0))) marathon engaged. Sleep is better than Pentagram but not better than Reverend Bizarre. I like Sonic Youth but I like the Pixies more. Thats about it for now.

Harry Potter Reveiw

2010-11-19T17:20:00.000-08:00

Now just to start off I've never read the Harry Potter books and that might have had a impact on my review.

Now let me start off with the last film "The half blood prince". To be honest it was a piece of shit. In the entire film NOTHING happened, it was the most slow movie I have ever seen. Now don't get me wrong, slow films can be great, some of my favorite films are slow paced. But my biggest problem was the ending. When Albus Dumbledore is killed and the magical world is taken over I never got a sense of the defeat. I should have been angry at the villain for killing a major character... but I wasn't because they just skipped that part as soon as they could. And the entire film is just kids getting horny and flirting. That's some of my problems with the last film.

Now to the current film. This suffers the same weaknesses as the last...it was way too slow! I mean good god! The entire film was just three annoying, horny stupid teenagers in the woods! That's it! The characters are not interesting to me (maybe due to lack of reading Or lack of soul). Emma Watson was just there to cry and whine about the situation, The Ginger was there just to get angry about the situation, and Dan Radcliffe was there to try to deal with the situation. I mean geez! These characters do nothing! I would rather follow the main villain, at least he was doing shit.

And on another note Voldemort is not scary looking in the slightest. He is a hairless, slimy, V-neck wearing Weirdo The villains could be more villainy if we see them more...GOD! Like I said, if the director skips the most villains and what they do, whats the Fucking point?

So back to my problems. It was brutally slow and the audience is expected to go with the movie and not to question it. It was Extremely anti climatic due to the fact that its Pt. 1 to the ending of the series. Now its better to do parts 1 and 2 for TV shows because the audience only has to wait 1 week for the next half. If you saw it 1 week earlier then you still have momentum the last episode gave you... but if you have to wait a year for Pt. 2 then theres not momentum left.

Now to what I liked. I like the evolution of the series, the first film was for kiddys with magical creatures and stuff. However the last few movies have gotten darker and darker and darker. It can be scary at times. Its to appeal to the older nerds, its not for little kids any more. When the last film is done I'm going to watch all of them in order and see the evolution and that might be cool.

All right now to what you have all been waiting for! The first rating! I'm still working on my review system so it might change over time, but this is what I will use for now. The one in bold red will be my rating. So thanks for reading and please fell free to comment and ask questions. And please put your rating on the comment.......Oh and Mr. Junkar is convinced Emma Watson is hot. I talked some sense into him however by explaining that she is a Brit. and if shes a Brit. then she must have a hairy Vagina.

1. Nothing but the Best 2. Worthwhile

3. Good

4. Forgettable

5. Shity

6. Two thumbs...Sit on it!

Brain Drill.

2010-11-19T07:06:00.002-08:00

I totally did not take this from iTunes directly.

On their debut full-length, the technical, math-obsessed, death metal quartet Brain Drill puts the pedal to the metal, expanding on the sound their 2006 EP The Parasites promised. Dylan Ruskin's guitar playing is nearly scary it's so utterly fast and punishing. Add to this the blastbeat drumming skills of Marco Pitruzella (who would give any drill-n-bass bedroom producer's tap electronic manipulations a run for her/his money), and the boiling bottom-end quake of Jef Hughell's bass, and you already have something as wildly inventive and uber-heavy as Meshuggah. Steve Rathjen's vocals alternate evenly between inhuman shriek and sub-basement of hell growl — often within the same note. This is music that doesn't really think about riffing all that much, it's more about piling one detail-oriented set of squalling leads on top of another only to be pushed through the crash barrier by the rhythm section. The only thing that keeps it on the ground is Rathjen, who lays out the lyrics at half speed; they are part chant, part scream, all brutal. These ten tunes go by with such ferocity and speed it's impossible to get a grip on them the first few times through the set. It's tempting to call them a grindcore band, but Brain Drill don't stick with anything long enough to grind, they excerpt so many changes into their metallic scree that they make the pages of ideas that the Mars Volta puts into their tunes seem monochromatic. The title cut, "Consumed by the Dead," "Bury the Living" (with its deceptively slow intro that turns into a white noise blur before the first 30 seconds have ticked by), and album closer "Sadistic Abductive" are so punishing and mind-melting, it's hard to believe that they exist on the same record. Add to these six more cuts, all told, all in 35 minutes, and this is a tech-death metalhead's wet dream. This is a contender out of the box. This noise makes the early Slayer stuff sound like Deep Purple.

Thats just what I feel.

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THE FUTURE OF BLOGGED AT BIRTH!

2010-11-18T19:24:00.000-08:00

SOME DOMESTIC RESTRUCTURING IS ABOUT TO COME, yes, I say, ABOUT TO COME APON YE!
But first, problems on the home-front.

(Removed by the cyber police for confrontational reasons)

ANYWAYS:
Brandon and I have decided to restructure our sites schedule. Each staff writer will have a particular day to write a review. So when a writers day roles along you can go to the site and his review will be up! We've done this to be a bit more organized.

Brandon: Music
Nick: Rants
Christian: Politics
Norm: Movie/Game reviews
Jake: YOU TELL ME.

Keep a look out for new posts guys! BLOGGED AT BIRTH IS BACK!

-Christian
JUS 4 U GAIS B-LOW

I QUIT.

2010-11-17T19:18:00.001-08:00

Christian says I killed the blog.

So, I'm gonna quit.

Buh Bye.

Operation Clambake

2010-11-17T19:08:00.000-08:00

Scientology Exposed

-Christian

Welcome Norm to the team!

2010-11-15T20:42:00.000-08:00

Look out for the big bad Norm who is a friend of Brandon and I(Christian), and will be making reviews!

I know what you're thinking, NO CHRISTIAN NOT ANOTHER REVIEW WRITER. But this different. Norm will be posting movie reviews. So before you go see any of the new movies out or see a movie at all see if he's got a review to tell you if it's a waste of time or a pleasure!

Movie Review from Norm coming soon!

-Christian

Who dares rape my cinema?

2010-11-15T20:34:00.000-08:00

Hello let me start off with the fact that you are stupid! Most of the population of the United States are idiots. Thus most people who watch movies today are idiots. So if you say that Avatar had a good story or Paranormal Activity was scary PLEASE for the love of god get off my blog!
Now that said lets get to the real question... Who dares rape my cinema? Let me tell you the names of those fuckers who raped and exploited OUR cinema! First that crazy mother fucker Michael bay! He uses CGI to craft these horrible monstrosities such as Transformers or Armageddon. Transformers had some of the worst dialogue I have ever listened to ever. I was hard to even enjoy the fights it was so bad! Now James Cameron isn't raping cinema... he is exploiting it. Lets face it James is a better marketer than a director. The reasons I don't like him is that hes leading cinema into the wrong direction! Now all im seeing is Jackass 3D, Saw 3D, Megamind 3D, and so forth!
Now these guys might have bad excuses for this but there are several other directors who just Riping off cinema's clothes and are DOUBLE stuffing it as I write this! Some examples are Jason Friedberg, Aran Seltzer, Colin Strause, and Greg Strause. These are just a few of the crazed animals who don't want anything but just to RAPE cinema!
Now I know this isn't a movie review, I just want to tell our 6 readers how I look at the condition of cinema right now. This is my ideology on cinema right now. I like good movies and I will tell you what is shit and what is a little less shity. So now you know who dares rape our cinema.

2010-11-15T18:14:00.001-08:00

WHY DO I KILL EVERY BLOG I EVER JOIN!?!

The Unknown Brosapiens

2010-11-11T19:35:00.000-08:00

Okay guys, you don't know me, the infamous Christian, to be much a joker or a humorous poster. No longer can you say that because he comes my first. Credit goes to Nick for helping me elaborate on this idea.

Carl Sagan knew about the billions and billions of atoms, but he forgot something. Among many of Carl Sagan's explanations of human evolution he forgot a different hominid(upright ape). The Brosapiens.

Commonly seen listening to hip-hop including but not limited to: Eminem, Mac Miller, Tech N9ne, and the Cotton Mouth Kings. These homosapien like apes claim that they smoke weed to clear their mind, and not to get high.

Brosapiens are commonly mistaken with the Faux Hip Hop sub-species of Homosapiens:

WARNING: Brosapiens are very territorial and you might even be threatened with a knife if you act like a normal, responsible, and non-weed smoking homosapien.

Recently studies have shown that the common ancestors of Brosapiens are increasing in numbers in todays societies and blending in to homosapiens; The Hoesapiens. Sometimes called Bro-Hoes for their common affiliation with Brosapiens and their sluttishness in nature.

The above pictures were taken by a disguised study group in the city of Austin, Texas and haven't been seen since they sent this photo via email.

Remember, although these variations of hominids are interesting and similar to us, DO NOT ATTEMPT CONTACT.

Also, no one knows your name, everyone knows my name. You're not even cool, nobody knows who you are. I love you Nick.

Post written by Christian.

T.M.N.T Turtles and Tortoises.

2010-11-04T20:55:00.000-07:00

Anyways, in continuation about my last post, I decided to inform all of you readers about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles as well as normal turtles and tortoises.

First comes first, I will answer the age old question. The Turtle or The Tortoise? Its simple. If you look throughout pop culture you would assume that is in fact The Turtle. If you assumed this, you are partly, if not completely correct. Here is why. What famous character, in any sort of entertainment is a Tortoise? None. They are all Turtles. Like my man Crush up there and of course Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The only thing that keeps the Tortoise in the game is well nothing. I just like the name. Its pretty awesome.

Now, to my favorite gang of all time. The pizza loving Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Not only are the admired by Horse The Band but they are also admired by my dad. If my dad likes it YOU HAVE TO LIKE IT TOO. Seriously though. You want a rundown, first we have a Sports Center update, then we will get right back to business.

Anyways, here we are, and its time for the Rundown.

First up is the calm, the smart, and the fourth best turtle. Leonardo. He is the leader of the turtle, and wields two Ninjakins. (Ninja Swords or Katana) His brother is Raphael, and other than in the 1987 Television Series the two seem to always have a sibling rivalry.

This guy right here, second best mutant turtle and is trv and kvlt and kept his red mask. The only turtle to do so. Although his brother, the one above him, is the leader. Think about it, if he was a black metal band, you would never have heard of him. I mean he'd run at you and just kill you.

Donatello, the purple masked bow staff wielding genius, is the third best turtle. Don't really know why, he just is. One, he uses a stick to kill people, and two he is the smartest mutated turtle in the history of history. Its weird that he was named Donatello instead of Leonardo, being that Da Vinchi was the smartest person of all time.

Last, and not least (Leonardo is) is my favorite of all turtles. Michelangelo. The most fun loving and carefree turtle. He has the orange mask and is gifted in the ways of stealth, Nunchaku, and skateboarding. He has coined most of the turtle's catch phrases like Cowabunga! What up?! and Pizza Dudes got thirty seconds.

Turtle Power.

Prepare

2010-11-04T20:51:00.001-07:00

For two reviews this weekend. Maybe Three. ITLL BE TIGHT BRO!

Why the KKK is Okay.

2010-11-04T20:32:00.000-07:00

Some people say racism is bad. You know what those people look like?

They look like that. Like stupid idiot Nazis. Nazis are all for equality, and turning you gay, and trying to tax you for schools? Schools? Who needs them? All they do is promote civil rights. You want to know how those minorities SHOULD be handled?

Like that. BOMB DETROIT. Its asking for it.

But really what is so wrong with the KKK or the Aryan Brotherhood? Or even the U.S Justice Department? Even if they are a TAD racist, does not mean they are bad. Right?

They ain't nothing but good old Christ serving Christians, devoted to making sure our planet is pure for the lord. Honestly, if you ain't white then you suck. Unless you are a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle. You guys are pretty awesome. I mean honestly, how are you not great.

Moral of the story: Be a Turtle. Its better than being a person, because if you are a person, you might draw the short straw.

PARIS STURGEON.

OMG, A MUSIC REVIEW.

2010-11-04T15:36:00.000-07:00

So, That poll over there somewhere ------->
Said that you guys would like music reviews for "Other" Music.

This is what came up when I typed "Other" into google images. There was also some movie called "Love, and other disasters" and that pic seemed boring. Even if Brittany Murphy is gorgeous.

When I decided to write this, I wasn't aware of what "Other" music constituted.

So, I did what any other sensible blogger would do

I went to Itunes.

Obviously the most knowledgeable, well respected, and totally-unbiased-by-modern-radio-hits, music platform available

As I scrolled through the 19.7 GB's of music stored in my library, it came to my dismay that I had no "Other" music
I had Alternative
I had Rock
I had Jazz
I had Emo
I had Screamo
I had Post-Hardcore
BUT NO GOD DAMNED OTHER

I had fucking ACAPELLA, BUT NO FUCKING "OTHER".

So then I asked My friend what the fuck "Other" was.

She said "Indie", but her Indie music is awful.

My other friend said "I Set My Friends On Fire"

I came to the conclusion, that "Other" Music, is fucking shit.

"I love youuuuu, jeessssssusssssss chriiiiiiiiiist, yesssss i doooo.

*PIG SQUEAL* *BR00TAL BREAKDOWN*"

Fuck "Other" Music.

2010-11-03T22:50:00.000-07:00

So this one time, I was trying to make CD shaped ice cubes, but my roommate saw the CD cases in the freezer and was like "what the fuck?" So he took them out and put them on the kitchen counter. I came back through to the kitchen the next day, and there was water all over the place. I was only using cases for which I'd lost the discs themselves, which turned out to be "Desperate Living," "A Natural Death" and "The Mechanical Hand." So my other roommate comes through as I'm standing there dumbfounded, and she's like "You better be cleaning this shit up. What the fuck happened here?"

"HORSE the Band leaked."

HEY GUISE, ISN'T THIS SITE JUST UPDATED, LIKE, EVERY DAY?

2010-11-03T22:44:00.000-07:00

Oh wait. No it's not.
Nick needs to hurry up and write another good article.
I dun hate me sum homersecshuals.

Also, Brandon needs to write more reviews. Electric wizard leaked, and Algollach (Sp?) came out. I'm pretty sure thats review worthy.

Christian needs to write more pseudo-political rants and shit. He could probably go on about the republican majority in senate now.

And I need to do shit too.
But I'm fucking lazy like everyone else.

Gangstarr

2010-10-26T16:41:00.000-07:00

Gang Starr was made by two dudes called Guru and DJ Premier. Guru got his nickname from his "endless rhymes" and his lyrical sense. DJ Premier backs up Guru's amazing lines with diverse beats that nobody could hate.

Now, I don't like rap. I mean come on, "bitchz, money, cars, 22 inch rims, and booty pimps" get's old. Guru raps about different. Although Guru raps about the hurt of the hood he talks about how "niggers" make him look bad and how stupid young fools in the hood are. He hates the reckless, jail fearing, cocky, and stupid kids of the hood he lives in.

Guru made it okay to be average and not flashing cash and "bling." He wore his worker boots and his jacket on the streets of Brooklyn and talked real stuff and wasn't controlled by crime and poverty.

While much of Guru's stuff is purely hood talk the reason I like him is all because of about 3 songs. Moment of Truth, Skills, You know my steez, and Full Clip.

I also suggest Immortal Technique, Atmosphere, and Cormega in the "bitchz, money, booty" free rap .

Mega-rant

2010-10-26T14:41:00.000-07:00

I sit here after my moderately bad day at school. I didnt get much sleep last night, then morning came and I was still wanting sleep. Way more than usual. But anyways I get up to find puke of my cat scattered through out the hall. So I clean that up. Move down to see if he is alright in the corner. And bam! He pissed on the mother f!@#$%^ pillow. So I put that in the washing machine. With some socks he peed all over too. I text my mom on the way out that he isnt feeling too good and she should check on him.

So now I am here, pissed off and drinking my favorite beverage. Grapefruit juice. Im pissed about a few things. Those will be listed shortly. Ive been listening to a lot of Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains lately.

That song kind of describes how I feel.

First thing I really hate on is fake friends. First off, I dont just become friends with everyone, cause guess what I hate everyone. Now you have your new little "cool" friends. So you think oh damn I can just be an ass to Brandon now. Go to Hell.

I have a splitting headache. I hate everything right now, is that odd? I dont think so. Its to be expected I am sixteen for Christs sake. Thats another thing I'm tired of is people telling me that I should worship their god and their Christ, when they bastardize the entire meaning of the religion.

I have never had a consistent best friend. My first best friend moved away in third grade. My second one in fifth. Then my friends turned into assholes in eighth. I made new friends last year and the year before. Half of them suck. I need good friends. I dont thnk there is such a thing.

Please kill yourself.