The greatest artist of the 20th century??

I must say I’m a bit peeved.

Why did yall have to have to take so much money?

hmm was it worth it....? if i were to do this all over again, how would i do it differently....

But you gotta go to jail forever now. prolly not worth it. just sayin.

then we got these guys:

Maybe you guys just got lazy somehow, and forgot how you made more money than any other (car) company for the past 70 years. maybe you guys were bored with being the biggest and the best.

You are a hundred years old.  maybe you guys can’t hack it no more.

but now lots of ppl like you and me (only they live in detroit and not on a quest to bombay) have no jobby job no more. that’s seems kinda rude.

Now you’re saying “pleez, government, pretty pleez help us out! we’ll be better next time we promise! pleez pleez pleez!

How come you couldn’t just do your job?

hey readers i got some questions for you:

would you borrow a couple hundred million dollars from a friend to buy a slice of pizza?

would you pay that friend back afterward cause ‘that’s what homies do’?

would your friend say “nah, forget about that 600 mil dude, it’s chill.” ?

“Neither a borrower nor a lender be;
For loan oft loses both itself and friend,
And borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry.”

-lindsay lohan

With Britney in the limelight of her career, there can be no more alarming sign of the times than Japan’s intent to build a Pop Robot to topple the U.S’s ailing music industry. Japanese people already do everything better than us like be nice to dumb old people, eat raw fish and smell panties from vending machines. Do they have to make pop music better than we do too?

Its possible this is just a clip from Music and Lyrics starring Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant, but couldnt it also be possible that this video was recovered by the U.N. while investigating suspected nuclear missile silos in North Korea? I hope so, because otherwise we might never find our way to Bombay! Do you know the way?!

Holy shit…is that Brad Garrett?! THEE Brad Garrett from Everybody Loves Raymond fame? I didnt see that coming. That stings, Brad…The ultimate betrayal.

JEWZ isnt just everyones favorite vodka mixer. member when they killed Jesus? cuz eye do. And then jesus thought about it for a few dayz inside a tomb and was like:

“Ah hells Naw… i aint gonna just roll over to science… i fucking invented science (and blogging) and ive decided that i am now invincible and feel great even though i probably should have just shot lazers at all of you while you spent the entire week torturing me. any of you bros have an advil? “

i guess hindsight is 20/20 even for the Jesus. but soon reality set in…even Jesus can catch a bad case of the Sundays…

“Its Sunday already? How long did I sleep for? Fuck…I gotta go back to work tomorrow….”

Remember just because JEWZ killed Jesus doesnt mean we should wipe them off the face of the planet but if we did just remember to deny deny deny. Besides it might be even funnier to invest all their precious bouillon into a Ponzi scheme and ski down their noses.

Have a Blessed One!!!

Hey guys,

I am liveblogging from my Blackberry on the back of a camel in the Sahara Desert.

Somebody told me that I might get to Bombay if I cross the Sahara, so here I am. Check out all these badass pics I took on my Phone:

So Hot out here…really thirsty…

Sunset Coming…

You know, being out here really gets me thinking….

What is life all about?
How the heck am I blogging from my friggin’ phone in the friggin sahara desert? Are my blogs really blogging through space and back to your computer?
I don’t really believe that…
Being out here, the sky so big, so far from home, I just gotta believe there’s something more….
Will we ever blog our way to Bombay?

Have you guys seen this badass new video??? I’m so glad that the World Wrestling Federation has finally gotten the respect it deserves in the US Army training manual in Iraq. That will teach them how to run a country!

Here are some of my favourite quotes:

“but youre too fucking pussy to go three kilometers down the fucking road and go get the people that are tearing this fucking country apart…I’ll take three goddamn trucks down the road any fucking day. You think this is funny? Why don’t I take your ass out back and kick your little fucking ass. You better shut the fuck up and fucking … 

I am currently a graduate student and I was gonna write a dissertation of the effects of financial liberalisation on democracy, but I changed my mind, I think.

SUCK IT!!!!

Women’s History Month? Didnt we just carve out last month for a minority? 

Anyone ever heard about this? Maybe women ought to advertise this a little more. Aren’t there a lot of them in PR?

Interestingly, Harry Houdini’s Birthday is March 24th who is famous for spitting on a woman’s back to simulate XXXXX and then XXXXXX on her XXXXXX when she turns around yelling “Houdini”!!!

[censored by the editor. watch out, sokalwavegrrrl, this is a family blog!]

God damn it I fucking hate English People. Maybe it would have been better to be Italian and born in 1968 in Genoa.
Kinda like Sabrina Salerno.
A lot of people like italo disco/spaghetti disco cuz its pretty good and it’s kinda old and European so therefore probably pretty chill. But what I think a lot of people don’t realize is how incredibly hot this Sabrina character is or that they just got some really hot italian model to jump around in a pool and act generally silly.

BUT SERIOUSLY, WHO’S AFRAID OF JABDAH THE HUT???

Like most of u guyz, I am pretty high culture. I think the modern world is really bullshit. We’ve forgotten what it means to be human! All we care about is stupid iphones and consumer culture crap!!! Like, hello! Get a life! If you think that’s what matters, that’s pretty sad! There is more to life than what grades you get on your midterms, if your football team wins the “championship” (whatever that means!), if you make the cheerleading squad, or if MAINSTREAM society accepts you! Fuck that you guys, be an individual!

“Fuck all this bullshit, I’m out”
-The Trenchcoat Mafia

This opinion of mine applies also to today’s “comedy.” All of that shit sucks so bad! Like, hello! You arent funny! And I’m not gonna laugh just because society tells me too!! I am not a sheep.

That’s why I am so relieved to have found the folowing video. I am also honored to reveal it to you.

SOMEBODY FINALLY GETS WHAT COMEDY IS!!!!

i FEEL LIKE THIS TOM GREEN GUY IS REALLY FUNNY CUZ HE IS LIKE TELLING SOCIETY TO FUCK OFF!!! Check this shit out!!

TAKE THAT, MRS. WILSON! YEAH I’M NOT DOING MY MATH HOMEWORK TONIGHT I HATE MATH! I’M NEVER GONNA USE IT ANYWAYS! THEY INVENTED A CALCULATOR HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!!

It’s been a hott minute but BOW2B is back on the blogosphere! And what gets pplz hotter (or more depressed) than Valentine’s Day? Um lemme think… Nothing!

See the ancient greeks (like 300 BC yo) were rilly kewl b/c they had different wurds to express different kinds of luv. check it out! They LUVED luv.

eros- used to describe the “puppy love”, sexual infatuation wit someone. If you have sexy thoughts about someone… you prolly love them in this way!

philia- this is where the bromance comes in. “I love you brobot, like ancient greek “philia” .”  That love runs deep you guys.

agape’-  for example “i love In-N-Out” . Now when someone says “why don;t you marry it,”  you can say, “Dood i meant love like ancient greeks would say “agape”. 

Let’s talk about what everyone’s thinking about. just lay it your heart on the carving board.  Share your deeeeeeeepest luv secrets with us and we will post them.  It’s a lot like postsecret.com only make it more anectodtal/personal, etc. (e.g. “this one time….”). Can’t wait to read your responses!

Oh hey and check out this true love story from back in da day in ‘93.  It’s like Romeo + Juliet. only it actually happened.   The Story Admira and Bosko

whoah that link is kinda sad.

But if you’re feeling sad this V-Day just remember, I LOVE YOU