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Jonathan Cahn: The Harbinger

2012-01-26T20:40:00.000-08:00

You are all going to hell!

Repent you heathens or die!

Girl Scout Cookies Contain LEAD!

2011-03-01T11:24:00.000-08:00

I was shocked to find this tidbit of information, but I have the facts! You may

recall that this website was the first to break the story about the Obama Administration banning Pop Rocks, taking candy from children, this is even more shocking!

For many years your lovely daughter or granddaughter may have been unknowingly exposed to LEAD!

Our investigation reveals that only a small amount of the girl scout cookies contain LEAD, and of the ones we looked at only those from the "shout out's" were affected. Girl Scouts newest cookie, Shout Outs, is a Belgian-style caramelized cookie that has zero grams of trans fat per serving, no hydrogenated oils, no artificial colors or preservatives, and no high fructose corn syrup. Touted as being a "healthier cookie" they were a huge success in 2011!

But our investigation began while eating one of the "shout out's" one of our investigators noticed the LEAD on the cookie, further investigation revealed that in-fact LEAD was present on several of the cookies in that package!

Lacking scientific research tools and an actual lab to test the cookies in, we had to rely on the latest digital technology called JPG; we found that in our digital analysis of the specific cookies that contained LEAD our photographs showed as high as 4.46 MB of JPG. Only two of these three cookies were found to contain LEAD!

Here are the startling photographs to prove it!

Do you know what your Girl Scout is selling!

Voters Guide for the November Election in Missouri

2010-10-14T21:04:00.000-07:00

An old friend of mine called me this week and wanted me to help him with his decisions for the upcoming election. I started to put it in an email, then I thought "heck if I'm writing I may as well get a few clicks on my Google Ads for it". So go ahead and help support capitalism and click away!

I've known this friend for almost 40 years, we grew up together and there are no friends like old friends. I've been pretty interested in politics since the early 80's. I've held elected office and I have no shortage of opinions. I dearly love this man, like he was my own brother.

If it weren't for the cruel, vicious tactics of the left I would be more interested in running for office again, but I know how they attack even the children and grandchildren of conservative candidates. So in that way I guess they win by keeping people like me from running to protect my family.

So here goes The Voters Guide for the November 2010 Election in Missouri.

The first thing that I thought of was my friends fascination with all things "investment and ROI" so I started with the obvious; Gridlock means increases in the stock market and an improved economy!

Info here

More info here.

In fact statistics show that a period with a Republican President and a Democrat Congress stocks rally. Some studies show that a winning strategy is to buy stocks and sell bonds when Republicans are in control and the opposite when D's run things.

The more people feel they are free from government restrictions and interventions, the more likely they are to invest and take risks!

A little bit of Google research will provide you with hundreds of sites confirming this.

Secondly; although my my friends wife is an intelligent, educated individual, she fell for the media hype and the passion of the moment and declared herself and "Obama Momma" her words, not mine. Understandable youthful indiscretion; I remember a time when I thought I might be a liberal. I used to go to coffee houses and read poetry with the rest of the loser dope smoking hippies. Heck I even had an old van I painted black and emblazoned with ZOSO symbols.

There was a lot of peer pressure for the young folks during the last election season, "historical" was being thrown around all over the place like a little person at a midget bowling contest. The media was in full attack mode for the entire Bush Presidency and if you were running in any younger social circles you bought into all the hype.

Those who don't remember Ronald Reagan can't imagine it any better than Clinton, and those that remember Jimmy Carter can't believe it can be this bad!

So here we are in 2010 with an avowed socialist, with ties to terrorists (Ian Ayers) and others running our country. His programs and massive spending are killing jobs and destroying businesses. Socialism has been tried many times and even Castro recently announced it does not work.

Now we hear from the leftists, as we have heard every-time communism fails "We can do it better", "They didn't do it right". Liberals believe so vehemently in the tenets of Socialism that no matter how much destruction it wreaks, no matter how many times it fails, they should just keep trying it until they get it right.

Socialism was tried in the early days of the colonies in the United States, it failed then and they were rescued by the local natives or they would have surely starved. In the early days of the Jamestown colony, the land, though owned by the London Company, was tilled in common by the settlers. No man had a separate plot of his own.

In the tumultuous sixties, several Hippie groups formed communes, a form of localized socialism, they also failed miserably. It was soon discovered that the industrious would work hard, but the slackards would wait for the harvest and gorge themselves on the productivity of others.

Much like what we have today in America under the Obama plan, take from those who work and give to those who are lazy, sort of a twisted rendition of Marx "From each according to his ability, to each according to his need". It is, and always has been a recipe for disaster.

I have a former employee whom I fired because he was drunk everyday, who has been drawing unemployment off me for well over a year, because the Democrats keep increasing the benefits for not working. If you get paid not to work, why the hell do you want to get a job.

There are countless references in the Christian Bible to the virtues of work, and also to what should come of those who do not.

But I digress, I was supposed to remain focused on the election in Missouri for November 2010.

Now; my friend resides in St. Louis, a bastion of liberal mayhem; it, like Kansas City where I reside is plagued with massive crime and out of control spending. Both cities run entirely by leftists and both cities with failed schools, massive debt and out of control crime. So although we have much in common, the politicians who represent us are different.

Kansas City; I live in the fifth district, my representative is Emanuel Cleaver, a far left politician, a former Mayor who spent Kansas City into massive deficits and rode his black voter base to Capital Hill. In spite of his illegal use of city funds to take his family on vacations to Disney Land, questionable, if not downright illegal real estate deals and tax evasion, he maintained his clout. (because of my line of work, I am privy to more information than I can expound on here, many of "Cleavers Cronies" have been involved in some very questionable real estate deals.)

I will be voting for his opponent Jacob Turk.

In the Senate race, my options are Carnahan, a liberal extremest who would support Cap and Tax or Blunt, a longtime political hack who voted for TARP and still stands by that vote. Granted if he backed off it he would have to defend that decision, but Ms. Johny-come-lately can easily take a stance against it because she knows it is unpopular and she was not in office when the vote went down. "Hindsight is 20/20". I will be holding my nose and voting for Blunt

Cap and Trade (Cap and Tax) if passed would literally make your breath an EPA controlled activity, based on flawed science we would see HUGE cost increases in every aspect of life!

Beyond that, as a small business owner, the Obamacare is a massive attack on employers; Carnahan supports it Blunt does not.

This whole election is really about STOP THE MADNESS Stop the EPA from attacking farmers, stop the EPA from attacking cattle producers, stop the Government from taking over every aspect of our lives.

In recent years I have become a devoted fan of Ayn Rand, while she was a godless individual, she was a brilliant philosopher. A little reading of her works will really open your mind to what is really behind the collectivists and their agenda.

Oops off target again, back to Missouri.
Proposition B is the brain child of HSUS, or the Humane Society of the United States, to the political neophyte, you might think that is the people who run animal shelters.... WRONG! HSUS is a radical, militant vegetarian wacko group who's soul agenda is to end human ownership of domestic animals, outlaw hunting and destroy the livestock market.

HSUS rakes in millions and uses 1/10 of 1% of it's donations to support shelters, Prop A is an attack on legal breeders and could lead to further legislation against breeders of other livestock in Missouri. NO!

Amendment 1; I really have very little information on this one as it does not affect Jackson County and has had no coverage here. It relates to Tax Assessors being elected in Charter Counties (except Jackson County) kind of an odd bill, but I suspect it is directed at St. Louis and has something to do with St. Louis local politics. If I lived on the East side of the state I would be listening to AM talk radio to learn more about it.

Amendment 2: This is a no-brainer, should former POW's be exempted from property taxes, HELL YES.

Amendment 3: Another no-brainer, should we prohibit the state from enacting a real estate transfer tax on the sale of your property? HELL YES!

Prop A: This requires no thought at all, should we deny cities like Kansas City and St. Louis the ability confiscate a percentage of our income indefinitely without a periodic vote of the people. Should we allow the voters of the State to decide if other cities in Missouri can confiscate a portion of our income. HELL YES!

Missouri still has laws on the books restricting real estate agents and brokers from offering "inducements" to clients, this arcane law was eradicated in Kansas a few years ago. Missouri, as usual behind the times needs to eliminate this ridiculous restriction. With a fresh batch of conservatives in the house and senate of Missouri we can move Missouri forward. Telling me I cannot offer a new swing set to my clients in Missouri is absurd at best.

Regardless of the question, the answer is always.... WWRRD! What would Ronald Reagan Do!

This same friend recently asked me why I was not taking advantage of the government subsidies offered for many activities. My dear friend, I Do Not Want Your Money!

I don't want your money to replace my furnace, I don't want your money to replace my windows, I don't want your money to insulate my house, I don't want your money to plant trees and call it a tree farm. I want MY MONEY! I want the government to stop taking my money and giving it to others to encourage or control behavior.

It is my money, not "government money" and I am not entitled to yours nor your neighbors; likewise you are not entitled to mine!

Stand or fall, succeed or fail, I will do it on my own; without the help of any damn government, in spite of the oppression and onerous dictates of an overbearing bureaucracy!

I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul!

Obama taking candy from babies! Pop Rocks Banned?

2010-05-01T22:44:00.000-07:00

Today, under pressure from Al Gore, Earth First, the EPA and other environmentalist groups, the Obama administration announced that it was moving to ban the popular popping candy Pop Rocks.

The popular candy contains CO2, considered a greenhouse gas by environmentalists. The CO2 is released when the candy comes in contact with moisture in the mouth, producing an exhilarating popping sensation.

Pop rocks was developed in 1956 by General Mills.

We all know the story of the Grinch who stole Christmas, have your heard about the Grinch who stole candy from children?

The latest assault on freedom in America has come against a candy that children love. We've all heard of taxing soda pop, banning popcorn cooked in corn oil, but this is shocking!

The Obama Administration seeks to ban Pop Rocks; you remember them, the candy that snaps, and crackles in your mouth. Wonderful candy that makes kids giggle with glee at the sensation of popping, explosions in their mouth. Not only do liberals want to ban happy meals, not they are after candy!

Even used by some for exciting sexual experiences like a Pop Rocks BJ.

Soda pop and popcorn were targeted due to the notion that they were unhealthy and contributed to weight gain and heart trouble, thereby causing an increase in public health care costs.

Pop Rocks are being targeted for an altogether different reason, Global Warming! Seems that Pop Rocks are made with an innocuous gas called Carbon Dioxide, one the the substances labeled by the climate alarmist as "green house gasses". Although many scoff at the global warming theory, some hard core politicos still hang on to it to support their political agenda. Even though the world has just endured one of the coldest, most devastating winters in human history, many still cling to this fable.

In the 70's when Pop Rocks became popular, urban legends were abundant, children exploding due to ingestion of Pop Rocks, Global Cooling and alien invasions.

Popular global warming fanatics like Al Gore promote the notion that CO2 is causing global warming... recently changing the vernacular to "climate change" because the warming trend is not factual.

After a bitterly cold winter in the US and abroad, the alarmist are clinging to their philosophy without evidence; hoping that the liberal media, and the radical extremists in academia will pull them out of the cesspool of lies they have fomented.

In reality CO2 is part of the life-cycle without it photosynthesis would not occur and there would be no oxygen to support life on this planet!

Starbucks Secret Memo Leaked to the Press!

2010-03-19T21:11:00.000-07:00

You found it here first! We have access to a secret memo from Starbucks Coffee's Chairman, Howard Schultz, We here at Blogging While Intoxicated were able to uncover it, by bribing a manager of a Kansas City Starbucks with a six pack of Boulevard Beer.

The memo reads as follows:

From the desk of Howard Schulz

Memo:

To: Starbucks store managers;

Re: Employment Policies

It has come to our attention that our employees with certain characteristics are more likely to remain life-long employees, those characteristics are as follows:

Disheveled appearance, unwashed hair and a foul odor.
Multiple piercings
Numerous tatoos

Therefore it is now a matter of company policy that such appearance will be rewarded; from now on the employees with the worst B.O., most piercings and least attempt to employ personal hygene will be compensated via our new rewards program.

HIPPY; Happy Idiots Pouring for Pissy Yuppies!

To your right you will notice a happy Rastafarian, his matted, rat infested dread locks make him a prime candidate for permanent employment serving Grande' Latte's to pissy yuppies and sex starved soccer mom's. Because of his lack of hygene it is unlikely that he could ever be employed outside of a building soaked in the overwhelming aroma of freshly roasted coffee beans.

His vile contempt for all things social and his lack of responsibility mean that he will forever be pleased to work for minimum wage serving coffee to young republicans hurrying to their next important meeting.

While he supports social reforms and may not pass a piss test, he is one of the cheapest sources of labor you could ask for that actually speaks some dialect of the English language.

The second best candidate for a lifetime of servitude to the Starbucks Corporation is the multiply pierced hedonistic throwback hippie wanna-be. He is a social deviant with huge hoops in his ears and generally looks like he fell face-first into a tackle box. His life-long ambition is to slop coffee to yuppies and dominate the world record for playing Guitar Hero. He usually plays in a band on weekends and calls himself a musician.

Living at home in his mothers basement or in a run-down hovel with a bunch of his buds; he will be content to earn a meager living telling his friends about his latest caffeine buzz and how their next record will go platinum if only the establishment wasn't so fucked up!

While smoking joints and playing Rock Band they have solved all of the worlds dilemmas in their own mind, if only more people would contribute to their cause they could really do something. All the others just don't get it.

Here at Starbucks Coffee we understand their pain, we also understand the incredible cost in training new recruits. So henceforth we shall offer incentive pay.

Don't use shampoo: $1.00 per hour raise.
Don't use deodorant or use Petula oil as a fragrance: $1.25 raise.
Play in a band or play Rock Band or Guitar Hero: .50¢ raise
Multiple piercings: This is the prime candidate, while they could cut off the nasty rat-nest hair, or take a bath and get a real job; these freaks are doomed to a life of slopping java into Styrofoam cups and hoping that Obama will save them. They will never leave a steady job that provides benefits to "partners" and a good source of cafeine. More importantly they could never pass a piss test so a real job is a pipe dream!

These will be life-long Starbucks employees and will save us thousands in turnover. Your job is to continue to recruit these misfits and make sure they are happy in their workplace.

You will likely need to pump NPR through the sound system to keep them mellow, and relaxed but just keep telling them how much they are doing to save the planet and they will stay with us forever!

Howard Schulz
Starbucks Inc.

Of course we jest, no actual coffee house employees were harmed in this blog. This is a fabricated story designed to make one laugh. If you have no sense of humor or have not noticed that most coffee shop employees fit the previous description, then we apologize for hurting your little feelings. I for some reason you take what you find on a blog called blogging while intoxicated seriously, you should really consider the source.

What the Media will say about the State of The Union Speach

2010-01-27T09:20:00.000-08:00

Here's a little info for you on the talking points memo (leaked email) that went out from the White House to all the liberal media and liberal talking heads.

The three main topics will be how the Great Obama will Rescue, Rebuild and Restore America!

Or as the Obama's pal and preacher Rev. Wright calls it AmeriKKKa!

The usual suspects will be all over the media spouting these key-words and phrases. The fact that they have nothing to do with the truth will be irrelevant. NBC, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, and the rest of the drive-by media will be spouting exactly what they have been told to say.

1. Obama "took strong and politically difficult steps to rescue the country from a potential second great depression. "

2. "President Obama has begun the hard work required to restore America's standing and leadership in the world".

3. The Chosen One is "Making government more accountable and accessible and transparent to all Americans". That is the most laughable of all the claims!

4. "President Obama has remained faithful to the central commitments of his campaign".

Never mind that he has accomplished absolutely NOTHING, that not one of his rhetorical promises has come to be. (Thank God!)

1. He promised to pass health-care reform, Thank God he has not.

2. He promised that he would close club Gitmo, he has not!

3. He promised if he got his gazillion dollar porkulous package unemployment would not exceed 8 percent! It is above 10% now!

4. He promised to create 3,650,000 jobs, of which 90% would be in the private sector. When in-fact he has created no jobs, except for his Czars, that are making it harder for companies and individuals to create real jobs!

5. He promised, repeatedly to not have meetings and decisions made "behind closed doors" He promised to have the health scare "open and on C-Span". But he and his cronies refused to allow C-Span or any cameras into the room while paying off cronies and back-room deals were made with our money!

Obama is a fraud, a phony and a liar!
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Smelt is Yummy!

2009-12-28T18:32:00.000-08:00

Years ago, while I was in Florida I found this yummy dish called Smelt! I liked it, they were kind of like little sardines battered and deep fried! What could be better little goldfish fried in grease?

So I was quite surprised that a little fish that seldom exceeds two inches has caused 40,000 Americans to lose their jobs. Even worse it may cause thousands of farmers to lose their farms!

So what is a smelt, it's a little fish found all over the world and yet the ones in California are now protected.... Which means "No water for you"! Sort of a Water Nazi version of the Soup Nazi!

So while our farmers in California are losing their homes and 40,000 Americans are out of work because of a fish, I decided to post some Smelt recipe's!

3-6 dozen fresh or thawed smelt, depending on your appetite
Kosher salt
Olive oil for frying, about 1/4 cup
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1 cup whole wheat flour (you can substitute all-purpose)
1 T. kosher salt
1 t. garlic powder
1 t. cayenne (or more to taste)
1 t. mustard powder
1 t. fresh ground black pepper
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1 whole bunch of Swiss chard, about 2 pounds
1 T. garlic powder
A pinch of kosher salt
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1-2 lemons for garnish

Preparation:

Salt the Smelt

Fill a pan with oil and heat it.

While the oil is heating, cover them in the flour

When the oil is hot, arrange your smelt in one layer with room between each one and fry over medium-high heat for 2 minutes. Turn and fry for an additional minute, maybe two.

The trick here is to do most of the cooking on one side, giving you that pretty golden crust. You give the other side less time because you don't want overcooked fish inside that pretty golden crust.

Set your smelt aside and add the chard. Turn and stir it constantly, while sprinkling in the garlic powder and a bit of salt. The chard will release a lot of water, so when it does, turn the heat up to high and keep stirring until it is all wilted -- about 3 minutes.

To serve, lay down a bit of chard and arrange the smelt on top. Serve with lemon wedges for a bit of acidity.

Enjoy these yummy fish and tell PETA to kiss your ass!

Here is a link to many other great Smelt recipe's.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention, all that food that use to come from California is now being imported from China! Yeah, tell Obama to enjoy his Chinese carrots and broccoli while he's golfing in Hawaii!

buy a house get a gun

2009-12-20T18:07:00.000-08:00

a Kansas real estate broker if offering free guns if you buy real estate from him in Kansas

Buy a house get a gun!

Content, Content, Content is Still King!

2009-12-19T10:27:00.000-08:00

The key to any websites traffic is ranking, traffic is also part of what creates ranking. So without traffic, you have no ranking, without ranking you have no traffic.

How to get Ranking; IE Traffic:

Content, Content, Content; is the key to bringing people to your site. The more stuff, the more traffic. Content can come from many sources, however; plagiarized content can get you in trouble. You could get sued or worse you could get blacklisted by Google. Because if Google sees your content as duplicate content you could lose ranking.

The best content is that which you type yourself, secondly you can acquire content from other sources. A good scanner that will scan a page as text to word pad is great, for example you could scan old out of print books about your subject and post excerpts from them to your site.

However; once again, make sure it is not copyrighted and it is not duplicated elsewhere on the Internet.

I am an NRA member so I get there magazines, the most popular page in their publication is always The Armed Citizen. The NRA prints on that page the following:
"Anyone is free to quote or reproduce these accounts, which are condensed from newspaper ".

So that content is usable for whatever purpose you see fit. However; you need to find out if it is duplicate content so you can use Google to search for similar text.

Here is some text from the August 2009, Armed Citizen, Page 20.

Adriana Sauceda was touching up her makeup before work when she glanced in her car's sideview mirror and caught a man staring at her. As the man approached, the terrified Sauceda scrambled to lock the doors and raise the windows. But it was too late. Police say the man opened the driver's side door and pointed a gun at Sauceda, shouting, "Get the [expletive] out!" Instead, Sauceda punched him in the face and drew her gun from the glove box. The would-be carjacker screamed and fled to a getaway car. Sauceda had purchased a firearm and obtained a concealed carry permit after she was robbed previously.

Great story huh; Gotta love it when the good guy (or gal) wins!

Now; let me Google that for you: http://tinyurl.com/yd48sq2

If you followed that link you found a fun tool called "Let Me Google That For You"; you also found that the text I pasted here is available all over the Internet. It pops up on several blogs, and from the original source; The NRA.

Oh well; I hope you have enjoyed today's lesson, ask questions and I will try to get back to you with an answer. Don't forget to click on the ads. That is what it is all about!

Cleaver wants us to stop complaining!

2009-11-20T14:27:00.000-08:00

Great, my Representative is so tired of hearing from people who disagree with him that he has introduced a bill to ban complaining!

Here's a message for you Cleaver if you want us to stop complaining, stop trying to ram socialism down our throats!

We don't want your Government Run health care scam, we don't want your green BS plan to destroy our economy! We don't want to be subjects of your liberal pals! We Want Freedom!

And remember, Bipartisan means you agree with them!

Here is his stupid bill:

The bill, House Concurrent Resolution 155 “In Support of the goals and ideals of Complaint Free Wednesday” was introduced in June with my friend Rep. Sam Graves (MO-6) as a co-sponsor. Congressman Graves had sponsored the same legislation in the last Congress. Here is the text of this bi-partisan measure in its entirety:

Supporting the goals and ideals of ‘Complaint Free Wednesday’.

Whereas the average person (working) complains approximately 15 to 30 times per day, (since Obama took over) resulting in roughly 4,500,000,000 complaints spoken every day in the United States; (Most of which are about elected officials)

Whereas complaining keeps people focused on current problems (mostly caused by government) stultifying their innate abilities to seek and create positive, harmonious solutions;

Whereas complaining has been shown by research psychologists to be detrimental to a person’s physical and emotional health, relationships, and to limit their career success; (As well as really piss of members of congress)

Whereas the ‘A Complaint Free World’ organization is to be recognized for its efforts to encourage people to redirect their minds toward more positive, constructive, and rewarding lives and for its goal to positively inspire at least 1 percent of the global population (60 million people) to become complaint free; (So that we in congress can do what we want to you without hearing you bitch!)
Whereas thousands of people across the United States, including many students, have already adopted the complaint free attitude; (because it's really hard to complain when your stoned dude!)and

Whereas ‘Complaint Free Wednesday’ will be observed on the day before Thanksgiving, providing each person in the United States a day free from complaining in order to prepare for a day of gratitude: Now, therefore, be it
Resolved by the House of Representatives (the Senate concurring), That Congress--

(1) supports the goals and ideals of Complaint Free Wednesday; (So he doesn't have to here from you for at least one day!)

(2) encourages each person in the United States to remember that having a positive life begins with having a positive attitude; (even with the government is screwing you!)

(3) recognizes and reaffirms the meaning of Thanksgiving by asking each person in the United States to use ‘Complaint Free Wednesday’ to refrain from complaining and prepare for a day of gratitude. (So that you can express your proper gratitude for the governments benevolence and generosity)

(4) Gives liberals in Congress one day of not hearing from all the people they are screwing!

(5) Recognizing that the true story of Thanksgiving is a story of the failure of socialism and is expressed expertly on this site here! http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_102808/content/01125109.guest.html

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Thinking Like A Liberal!

2009-11-11T17:17:00.000-08:00

Thinking Like a Liberal!

I’ve been pondering a few things lately, seems the answers to the worlds problems are so much easier when you think like a liberal. They don’t actually solve them, they just say or do something that makes them feel better about themselves. So here are my latest thoughts on how liberals could solve a few nagging problems….

GPS: Global Positioning System: Several years ago I purchased a GPS device and almost immediately saw that I was using much less fuel and saving a lot of time. The obvious conclusion is that everyone should have a GPS in order to save our precious planet and decrease the use of fossil fuels.

The benefits far outweigh the costs, and it just isn’t fair that some people don’t have a GPS. I think a GPS should be a fundamental right and besides… It’s good for the children.

So I suggest that President Obama (swt) should impose a tax on those lucky folks that already own GPS devices in order to fund the purchase of GPS devices for the less fortunate.

Large corporations like Garmin who have profited from selling these devices to the wealthy should be investigated and looked into. They are reaping obscene profits by selling these devices at confiscatory rates that the working folks just can’t afford.

We should cut off corporate welfare to these greedy corporations and force them to provide an affordable product to the public.

Now I realize that the very nature of the term “Thinking Like a Liberal” is an oxymoron, but I was on a role here.

Solar Crisis: It has become very evident to me that there is a solar crisis, to prove this theory I went to the U. S. Naval Observatory website of the Astronomical Applications Department. http://aa.usno.navy.mil/data/docs/RS_OneYear.php

The evidence is too clear, it cannot be disputed! We are losing daylight!

I plugged in the data for sunrise and sunset times for Kansas City and found that my suspicions were correct! Since June 27, 2009 the sun has been coming up later and later! It comes up later every day!

It’s even worse… Since July 1, 2009 the sun has been going down earlier!

All of this is causing us to have significantly less daylight; as a result we must rely more and more on electricity to light our way. This is wasting energy and destroying our planet!

Nudie Bars Cause Terrorism: Since September 11, 2001 we have learned one very, very disturbing fact; all of the people of faith who “reportedly” attacked us on that day frequented Nudie Bars! http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/1358665/Seedy-secrets-of-hijackers-who-broke-Muslim-laws.html

Then we learn that the “reported” shooter at Ft. Hood also frequented Nudie Bars!
http://www.jihadwatch.org/2009/11/fort-hood-shooter-frequented-strip-club.html

All of this means one thing… Nudie Bars Cause Terrorism! We must move to ban Nudie Bars!

How to Blog!

2009-08-08T20:52:00.001-07:00

Well it has been sometime since I have had the time to do any real blogging. I've been so darn busy with my own work that blogging has taken a back seat. I run at least 7 blogs, actually more if I really think about it.

http://realestateinvest.blogspot.com/

http://kccrime.blogspot.com/

http://bwikc.blogspot.com/

http://huntmidwest.blogspot.com/

http://activerain.com/blogs/turnkeyproperties

http://turnkeyproperties.wordpress.com/

http://www.merchantcircle.com/business/Turn.Key.Properties.LLC.816-313-8876

http://www.ierep.com

http://www.batescountyrealestate.com

And probably a few others.

So the question is why? Well there are several reasons for blogging here are a few.

Traffic: By blogging you attract visitors to your blog and ultimately redirect them to your website. Like http://www.turnkeyproperties.org/ .

Income: You can add products like Google AdSense and when people find your blog, they may click on the ads on your pages and you get paid.

Fame: Believe it or not, some people just want to be known, they long to be popular, by blogging they fill a void in there lives when someone responds to their posts.

Venting: Politics, pain, depression, dependency, relationships, whatever it is, may bloggers are just venting, airing their frustrations, dirty laundry or passions.

Passion: Just writing about what you love, writing, blogging, and expressing your feelings.
Legacy: You want to leave something to your offspring and others that expresses your opinion, your views and your values.

So the next question; HOW?

It's pretty simple really just start typing, but what you type should be something that others are interested in. If you want to be found just pay attention to what is popular in the search engines and use that information. If you want to be unique use your own style and stick to what you are passionate about.

If the search engines are buzzing with the latest celebrity blond who shaved her head then come up with a witty blog about that idiot. Chances are that somewhere you will get some dope who has no real life typing in keywords that will bring them to you.

If something is happening locally, take that info and post it. Your neighbors will eventually find your blog and read up on what they wanted to know.

Pictures draw a lot of traffic, probably one of the best things you can do is tag your photos with descriptions and titles. Search engines, especially Google; see your pictures as enhancement to content and they drive traffic based on the title descriptions of your photos.

Whatever your passion is I am sure there is some other idiot out there that will find it interesting, like you apparently did or you wouldn't be reading this.

Most importantly, Labels or Keywords, that's that little box at the bottom that you put words in to attract people based on snippets of the content of your blog!

Now click on the ads dammit! I need the money!

Kansas City Property Management

2009-05-04T20:25:00.001-07:00

Now I know it is shameless to capitalize on my competitors demise, but somehow I just had to post this.

1. Kansas City Property Management comes down to two choices. http://www.turnkeyproperties.org or someone else.

2. If you are hiring a guy who owns a vending machine company to manage your investment properties, you need to rethink your plan. I'm serious these guys who sell vending machines are actually claiming to be property managers.

3. In my 25 years as a property manager I have never seen so many people claiming to be property managers.

4. Just because you are an out of work, desperate real estate agent, does not mean you are a property manager!

5. Wait till they get sued, and they have no idea what the hell they are doing, and YOU have to pay!

6. But they are so much cheaper! Yeah, there is a reason for that!

7. In the state of Missouri, the law requires that anyone who is managing real estate should be a licensed real estate agent! There is a reason for that too!

8. Since 1990 I have watched hundreds of property management companies rise and fall in Kansas City, most of them took a lot of their clients money with them.

9. YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR!

10. Good luck with that!

Kansas City Property Management

got a couple dents in my fender Got a couple rips in my jeans

2009-05-04T20:18:00.000-07:00

I love this song!

Free To Be Me

Francesca Battistelli

At twenty years of age I'm still looking for a dream
A war's already waged for my destiny
But You've already won the battle
And You've got great plans for me
Though I can't always see

(Chorus)
Â‘Cause I got a couple dents in my fender
Got a couple rips in my jeans
Try to fit the pieces together
But perfection is my enemy
On my own I'm so clumsy
But on Your shoulders I can see
I'm free to be me

When I was just a girl I thought I had it figured out
My life would turn out right, and I'd make it here somehow
But things don't always come that easy
And sometimes I would doubt

(Chorus)
And you're free to be you

Sometimes I believe that I can do anything
Yet other times I think I've got nothing good to bring
But You look at my heart and You tell me
That I've got all You seek
And it's easy to believe
Even though

(Chorus)
At twenty years of age I'm still looking for a dream
A war's already waged for my destiny
But You've already won the battle
And You've got great plans for me
Though I can't always see

(Chorus)
Â‘Cause I got a couple dents in my fender
Got a couple rips in my jeans
Try to fit the pieces together
But perfection is my enemy
On my own I'm so clumsy
But on Your shoulders I can see
I'm free to be me

When I was just a girl I thought I had it figured out
My life would turn out right, and I'd make it here somehow
But things don't always come that easy
And sometimes I would doubt

(Chorus)
And you're free to be you

Sometimes I believe that I can do anything
Yet other times I think I've got nothing good to bring
But You look at my heart and You tell me
That I've got all You seek
And it's easy to believe
Even though

Janet Napolitano orders our border patrol to not wear masks.

2009-04-30T12:47:00.000-07:00

This is an outrage while the Gaff-Master Biden is telling his family not to ride on planes or subways, Napolitano is telling our border patrol they can not wear masks!

More insanity from the Obama camp!

While the Chinese were free to wear masks to protect themselves from Avian Flu or Bird Flu. Our American Border Patrol Agents are being told they can not take basic precautions to keep themselves healthy!

Janet Napolitano is endangering our Nation, she is endangering out brave border patrol agents and she needs to be removed from office NOW!

Fox news will likely be the only place that even bothers to report this mayhem!

Click dammit click!

2009-04-26T00:26:00.001-07:00

OK, I've been a bit preoccupied with my other work.

http://www.palominoquarterhorses.com/
http://www.turnkeyproperties.org/
http://www.midwesthunting.blogsplot.com/
http://www.batescountyrealsestate.com/

http://activerain.com/blogs/turnkeyproperties

And a few others. Heeee Heeee Heee wait till you see them!

But that is no reason for my AdSense to dwindle below a dollar a day, you are not doing your job. I have millions of secrets I can reveal about SEO and web site development and marketing.

Just because I got sidetracked with 5 blogs and 5 websites does not mean you can take a break from clicking on my ads! If you want me to reveal more secrets click on the ads and post a reply to some of my posts.

One of my best friends just had a baby dammit, I have a lot of shit on my plate, click on the ads and leave comments!

Happy Erf Day!

2009-04-22T15:19:00.000-07:00

Happy Erf Day, you sick twisted freaks!

Now go hug a tree, you new age neopagan freaks! Go worship your pagan goddess, on your special day!

Why they call themselves new-agers is beyond me, pagans have been worshipping Gaia and other earth gods for centuries.

So as your teaching you children about good stewardship of the earth, if you want to throw in some earth day stuff I guess that's your business. But my God, the one true God gave me dominion over all the earth. Not to destroy it or use it unwisely; but to honor Him by respecting His creation.

Earth Day is no more than the modernization of a pagan ritual, it is devoid of Jesus and stems from it's pagan origins and Gaia worship.

Genesis 1:26-28 (King James Version)

26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

28And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

Now go and do likewise

Horses Making Ice Cream

2009-04-19T11:15:00.000-07:00

Now like most people I had never seen a horse make ice cream before, so I was really intrigued when I actually saw it. I was so intrigued that I took several photos and some video.

My Grandson Cody was fascinated enough to want to eat some, so we even bought some and tried it. I have to say, horses make some pretty darn good ice cream. Maybe I can finally get some use out of the ones I'm feeding in my backyard.

I suppose if anyone could train a horse to make Ice Cream it would be the Amish. They are some mighty fine horse trainers. The only thing my horses seem to be good at is eating!

Now here is the ice cream maker, the horses had taken a break for a moment. The Amish folks looking on were eagerly awaiting the next bucket of fresh horse-made ice cream.

So here they are, working away making ice cream, I know hard to believe it until you saw it. But they made some pretty good ice cream!

Horse Property
Missouri Horses

GOP, Gay old party

2009-04-18T21:17:00.001-07:00

I was changing channels and briefly came across CNN. I don't usually watch CNN, but this was an exception.

They were reporting that the GOP, the Republican Party was now moving to support "Gay" Homosexual Marriage.

I doubt that is the case, considering the source, but even so, I put nothing past the current crop of so called Republicans. If I must then I will renounce my membership as a Republican, I have no other affiliation. I will disdain the inability to vote in primary elections but until someone produces a candidate that fits the bill, I will not vote for another RINO!

Sobriety is overrated!

2009-04-18T21:06:00.000-07:00

Today I saw two horses making ice cream. Damndest thing I've ever seen!

Ask me how, I have video, I have pictures. But I will not reveal them until someone enquires.

I even tasted the ice cream these horses made, it was a bit too sweet for my taste, but pretty good.

click on the ads, I need the money.

Or visit my site www.turnkeyproperties.org

The Republican Party LEFT Me!

2009-04-16T21:26:00.000-07:00

Ronald Reagan said, "I did not leave the Democrat party, the Democrat Party left me!". (paraphrased)

I have come to a similar conclusion, I have not left the Republican party, the Republican party has LEFT me!

Rhino's like Dennis Moore and the rest have left me pissed, we are not about getting along, not about bi-partisan bowing to the competition. WE, US, USA are about what is Right!

We are not Republicans, We are not Democrats, We, US, U and I we are Americans and we are not partisans, we are Americans.

TEA Party, Kansas City, Overland Park

2009-04-16T13:47:00.000-07:00

Last night an old friend of mine and I attended a fun, but important event. We met up at the TEA Party at the Johnson County Community College in Overland Park, KS

We decided that we had such a great time at Dan's Bake Sale in 1993 that this too might be great entertainment.

Unfortunately no sign of Rush Limbaugh was mentioned but we did have Darla Jaye and several other vocal speakers took there turn on the stump.

Our goal was simple, we were looking to have a good time. Meet new people and add yet one more memoir to our political history book.

So donning powdered wigs and three cornered hats we set off to see what sort of fun we could have. On the way there we received many complimentary horn honks, we even got a plethora of thumbs up!

But as liberals are often so eager to express hatred we also encountered one really nasty, screaming foul mouthed person. Fortunately he decided getting out of his vehicle to take the argument to the next level was against his better judgement. Good thing, I'm packing!

Drawing up signs that read "Got Tar, Need Feathers" and Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself. (Mark Twain), we went off to meet new people and have some fun.

The throng was much larger than what the usual suspects had told us to expect. Estimates run from 3K to 10K; the OPPD claimed 4500-5500, Channel 9 claimed 10K. Hard to say many came briefly and then left, while others hung around.

It was definitely a bipartisan event, when the crowd was asked "are you angry at the Democrats?", The thundered "Yes"! When the crowd was asked "are you angry at the Republicans?" The roar was deafening! The roar was louder and longer than the democrat thunder!

As you can see from this guys sign we all think they both SUCK!

Sorry Tony but we really are angry at the whole damn mess, not just the President.

And no there was no element of racism evident anywhere, as the haters would have you believe.

I found my photo on the Dailykos and with it a comment from mydailydrunk stating "Do they still call JCCC "JewCo"?" "That's the nickname it had when I graduated from Center 58 in 1984." I didn't spend anymore time reading that tripe but it just proves once again...

The real racists are on the left, the real hate mongers are posting on the dailykos.

So where does the Got Tar, Need Feathers come from. Well my friends; those who fail to understand history are condemned to repeat it. Here's a little education for you. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:BostonTeaPartyJoyceNotice.jpg

Just to keep it in a historical perspective we headed on over to the Fox and Hound for a few pints. We met up with our old friend Sam Adams there and gave him a toast for the whole thing!

Incidentally, we noticed that along with a lack of cigars and smoking at one of my former favorite establishments there was also a significant lack of patrons. Perhaps the anti-smoking Nazi's have succeeded in nearly killing business at this pub.

Customer Service, Ariat Boots.

2009-04-16T12:52:00.000-07:00

For several years I have worn Ariat Boots, they were simply the most comfortable boots I had found.

Several years ago I was so happy with them that I purchased several pairs so that I could rotate them and they would last longer.

As they wore out I bought a new pair and started getting them broken in. The new ones felt a bit different but I figured that was just the newness.

In one week the insoles came apart and had to be replaced.

In three weeks the nails were coming up from the heals and pushing into my foot.

I sent Ariat International an email informing them of my dissatisfaction:

"I had several pair of style #34698, I have since replaced them with another style and the new ones are junk. the insoles fell apart in a week, the nails are coming through the heal and pushing up. They suck!Do you still make the 34698?"

Now I don't know about you but most places if a repeat customer is not satisfied, doesn't the company usually try to fix the problem?

Here is the response from Ariat International.

BUY SOMEONE ELSES PRODUCT!

"Thank you for contacting Ariat International.The style #34698 has not been continued. It is no longer available.We know that you have many brands to choose from when shopping.Sincerely,Customer Service Ariat International".

I can assure you I will be looking at other brands, Tony Lama makes a pretty good cowboy boot, maybe they will appreciate my business.

SEO tricks search engine optimization

2009-04-14T17:47:00.000-07:00

So now you need to know SEO; or Search Engine Optimization. Google is KING, there is no doubt that if you want to have traffic you must master the Google search engine system.

So here are a few highly guarded secrets.
Backlinks: Back links are a simple tool you have an article or information you want me to find when I am browsing your blog. So you type out "investment property" now how do you make that relevant to the content on the sight you are directing me to?

Easy, see that chain link above? simply highlight the words Investment Property and click on that link, a window will pop up, fill it in. Investment Property, so it is quite simple, I know if you want to buy investment property you should view a particular website. So I highlight the word Investment Property click on the chain link and enter www.turnkeyproperties.org in the box.

Now every time someone clicks on that link Investment Property, those key words become associated with that site. So htttp://www.turnkeyproperties.org is now associated with the key words Investment Property.

Google and some other sites see these key words and now associate your sight with them.

Pictures: Pictures are a major key element in your SEO work. If you paste photos to your site with the titlejpg00231.jpg then people looking for Hewlett Packard photographs are going to find you. If you change the file to investentpropertykansascity.jpg then people looking for investment property in Kansas City are going to find you. So even the names of your photos make a difference.

Using search engines looking for photos, nobody is looking for HP000231, they may be looking for Pictures of Raytown, MO you want your keywords to reflect the content of the photo.

Why is a website better than a blog?
A blog is a random thing, Google may see a blog, but recognize that it is a blog and give is less credence. No, that is not the guys who sang "Looking out my backdoor" that is a a term that means you have less importance.

Not only that, but if you have a website, independent of a blog you can add elements such as Google Analytics. Analytics Rule! I can tell you the keyword that you typed in to find my site, I can even tell you the resolution of the monitor you're using, the operating system and the speed of your computer.

Hmmm I grow weary, if you want to know more, you have to respond and click on the the ads!

Show me the Money!

2009-04-12T17:05:00.001-07:00

You've seen the ads, "How to make $1,000 a day on Google". well I'm not making a thousand a day but I am getting checks.

I'm not going to get rich from this, but I am making money! So how can you learn for free how to make money on the Internet?...... Read On!

I've got several blogs. I also host several websites, here are a few links.

http://www.turnkeyproperties.org/

http://www.palominoquarterhorses.com/

There are a few others too, but I will post them later.

So why blog? When I was younger I wrote a lot, I wrote poetry, short stories and even toyed with the idea of a book. I find it soothing, relaxing and it really helps you cope with shit!

I blog on active rain, and some other real estate sites to draw traffic to my real estate website and to inform real estate investors about trends in real estate and investment opportunities in the Kansas City area.

I blog at http://www.kccrime.blogspot.com/ about crime in Kansas City. Mostly because I am sick to death of the liberals in Kansas City coddling the thugs and criminals and then telling me they need more money to educate the criminals. Also because; for now, I have to live in this crime infested hell hole and wish things would change.

I did try to keep some semblance of anonymity for a while, but it is really a moot point in this day and age to try to hide behind a moniker like "oldfatcowboy". Just Google it and before long you will find me.

So how do you make money from blogging? Well my friend Albert has recently started asking me how the hell I do that. So here are the basics.

Open a Google Account, Google rocks! from there you can open an AdSense account and set up your payment preferences. Now you need a blog, simple from your Google account click on the orange box with the "B".

Now, what to blog about? Whatever moves you, whatever you know about or are passionate about. Crime, guns, the environment, motorcycles, cars, horses, compost piles, your city, that politician you hate, anything!

How to get traffic? Well, there are several ways to get traffic.

1. Links: get others to link to you.

2. Craigslist: post ads on craigslist for items or content on your site.

3. Key words! Key words are the single most important thing you can do to drive traffic.

(MORE ON THAT LATER)

4. SEO or search engine optimization, the art of guiding search engines to your site.

Now, assuming you are just getting started, you may not yet have a website. No problem you can buy one from http://www.godaddy.com/ for a nominal fee, or you can use one of the many free sites to build one. (more on that later).

The Godaddy ones are better, I'll fill you in on that in a later post. Besides they have commercials with hot chicks and I like that!

So how much money can you make? Well, that depends on a number of things.

1. How much traffic you can generate.

2. How much interest you can garner in your content.

3. How much the advertisers are willing to pay to place ads.

Your take is a percentage of the price the advertiser is willing to pay for the ad placement.

So how much am I making, I added Google AdSense to my blogs, my websites and my YouTube page several months ago. Without even tracking it or really trying to push it I started making about $1.00 a day.

That's how I got this car and this house!... It only took me about 4000 years.

I just woke up to the reality that instead of making imaginary money on Mob Wars I can be making real money on the Internet.

Am I going to be the next Bill Gates, the next Internet millionaire? No and neither are you, but what if just typing a few words a day could help supplement your income and maybe even help you drive traffic to your business website? What if instead of $1.00 a day you could make ten times that or more? What if you actually enjoyed it?

If you want me to reveal more secrets you will have to comment on this post, click on the ads and let me know your out there.