The most exciting time of the year for kids when they don’t receive presents is undoubtedly Halloween. Dressing up and getting candy is such a whirlwind for them that it continues into adulthood, except it’s called dressing slutty at that point. If you want your child to be the center of attention at their classroom Halloween party, try one of these on for size.

1.) Air Freshener

Nothing says “My kid smells like shit” more than dressing him or her up as an air freshener.

2.) Turkey

Hey, come eat my kid. There may or may not be stuffing included with child.

3.) Roadkill

I value my child the same as I value that possum I ran over the other day.

4.) Pinata

Hit my child and see what comes out!

5.) Alien chestburster

Nothing I love more than scarring a child for life by having them think an alien will burst out of their chest, especially if they are a girl.

6.) Rapper

Yeah, my child smacks bitches and makes it rain. What does yours do?

7.) Terrorist

Please release your son to the proper authorities.

8.) Lobster Dinner

What’s with the whole “eat my child” concept? Did I miss something?

9.) Little Hitler

When I’m older, I hope I get to see my child walk across the graduation stage, get married, and commit genocide upon millions.

10.) Little Pimp

See #6 Rapper.

11.) KKK Kid

Again, please report your child to the proper authorities. Thank you.

12.) Toilet

Have you met my son, the piece of shit?

13.) Baby Moneybags

This brand new, barely used baby available to the highest bidder.

Yeah. People being lazy…

London Bridge is falling down, falling down, falling down. Hopefully none of these bridges will fall down because they are just plain awesome.

1.) Henderson Waves Bridge (Singapore)

It seems as if Singapore has all the cool shit. They already have one of the coolest pools in the world and now they have this bridge. It is a 900 feet long pedestrian bridge and rises 118 feet above Henderson Road, the road it’s named for. The coolest part of the bridge is that at night, LED lamps light up the bridge, making it look golden.

2.) Aiola Island Brdige (Austria)

This is more than just a bridge. The Aiola Island bridge actually has a coffeehouse, a suntanning section and a bar. At night it glows a blueish-purple color. It was created by New York artist Vito Acconci.

3.) Gateshead Millenium Bridge (UK)

Opened in 2001, the Gateshead Millenium Bridge opens up whenever boats need to pass that section of the river. It can rotate 40 degrees in a matter of minutes (4 and a half to be exact). Due to the way it opens, it has been called the “Blinking Eye Bridge.” It won the Sterling Prize for best architecture in 2002.

4.) Øresund Bridge (Sweden/Denmark)

The Øresund Bridge connects Sweden and Denmark. Part of the bridge is actually underneath the water surface. You might think it was stupid to do so, but the reason behind the tunneling was to avoid interfering with the airplanes coming in and out of Copenhagen International. It’s the longest bridge in Europe.

5.) Langkawi Sky Bridge (Malaysia)

This bridge isn’t for the faint of heart. It is 410 feet long and 2,300 feet above sea level. The curves of the bridge allow for distinct view and panoramas. The only way to actually get to the bridge is by riding in a cable car up the mountain.

6.) Ponte Vecchio (Italy)

The Ponte Vecchio dates back to Roman times. It’s noted for having shops along it. The original shop keepers were butchers but now jewelers, souvenir shops and art dealers occupy the shops. During WWII, this bridge was spared by Adolf Hitler himself as the Germans retreated to Germany. Couples would put padlocks on various places on the bridge and then throw the key into the water, becoming eternally bonded.

In case you have not heard or seen, Facebook has gone through a redesign and the masses are not happy. If you’ve been on your Facebook in the past couple of days, you’d have seen friends posting statuses about how much bullshit the new Facebook is. Or you’d seen how they say they are all switching back to MySpace (be my guest) or going to Google+. There’s more changes to come too, so hold on to your butt. Here are the 14 funniest reactions to the Facebook redesign I’ve seen.

1.) The Santa Robber

2.) The Underwear Robber

3.) The Beer Box Robber

4.) The Duct Tape Bandit

5.) The Tree Robber

6.) The Bouquet Bandit

7.) The Gumby Robber

8.) Thong-Faced Bandits

9.) The Clown Robber

10.) Darth Vader

Lost something? Hoping a sign on the telephone pole will bring it back? Perhaps it will come back after looking at 13 of the funnier signs to ever be stapled.

Ah, prom. The pinnacle of a young high schooler’s career. The awkward exchange of the boutonniere and corsage, parents and relatives saying how great you look and limo rentals are all just a part of the process. However, the only true way to remember prom is with the obligatory photo with the creepy photographer, unless you’re a part of these 28 couples. Then you might want to not remember.

McDonald’s is the biggest and most successful fast food company in the world that is hellbent on world domination, I mean, serving customers worldwide. For all the success McDonald’s has achieved, they have had some disgusting and awful missteps along the way.

1.) Hula Burger

The Hula Burger was the invention of Ray Kroc, the man who helped turn the Golden Arches into the empire it is today. The burger was introduced as competition for the Filet-o-Fish as an option for Catholics that abstained from eating meat on Fridays during the 1960s. The Hula Burger was just a cheeseburger but with two major differences. The first difference was that it contained a slice of pineapple instead of meat. The second difference was that it was shittier. Needless to say, the Filet-o-Fish won the battle.

2.) McSpaghetti

Yes, that delicious spaghetti you see above was initially introduced in 1989. In 1991, McDonald’s rolled out a full Italian menu in Rochester, New York. The menu included fettuccine alfredo, roasted chicken, mashed potatoes, lasagna and the next product on this list, the McPizza. No matter how hard it tries, McDonald’s just can’t seem to get Italian right. Maybe it’s the best for our taste buds that it has to be like that.

3.) McPizza

If someone wants burgers, they go to a burger place. If someone wants pizza, they go to a…burger place? That was Mickey D’s thinking in serving pizza to its customers starting in the late ’70s. To prepare for the McPizza, many franchisees bought special ovens and renovated their drive-thru windows to accommodate for the pizza box to the tune of at least $50,000. Customers also became frustrated by waiting for their pizza to be made, a contrast to the “fast” service time McDonald’s offers. If you want to try a pizza, only three locations still sell them – Orlando, Florida; Spencer, West Virginia; and New Haven, Connecticut.

4.) McLobster

This monstrosity is still seasonally available in Maine and in some parts of Canada but are you really going to pay $5.99 for a lobster that comes from the same place that makes a hamburger?

5.) McAfrica

In their attempt at world domination during the 2008 Olympic Games, McDonald’s released themed food, such as the McEurope and the McAmerica. The problem with the McAfrica wasn’t that it tasted terrible like the four predecessors above, but that it was in bad taste. People just couldn’t get over the fact that when they chewed on their delicious McAfrica burger, millions of people in Africa were starving at the same time. This wasn’t the first time McDonald’s had done something like this; in 2002 they released the McAfrika in Norway. Nothing spells mouth-watery goodness like famine.

6.) McHot Dog

Ray Kroc himself prohibited hot dogs from being sold at McDonald’s because he thought they were unsanitary. Nonetheless, McDonald’s starting selling hot dogs in the mid ’90s. The McHot Dog came back to Tokyo in 2009.

7.) The Deluxe Line (The Arch Deluxe and McLean Deluxe)

The Arch Deluxe was a colossal failure for McDonald’s. They marketed the burger to adults only and commercials featured children spitting in disgust at the sight of the burger. Ronald McDonald was also shown to engage in adult activities. The corporation spent over $100 million in advertising only to have store sales go down.

The McLean Deluxe was an attempt to have a low calorie burger after nutritionists started to hammer McDonald’s for an unhealthy menu. The burger was advertised as 91% fat free, but how did they get it so fat free? Well, they replaced the fat with water. Water evaporates though, right? So in order for the water to stay in the meat, they injected carrageenan into the meat. Carrageenan? Sounds very fancy. However, it’s just another name for seaweed. Yes, it’s true. No, it’s not a joke.