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Who Cares About Headlines?

James A. — Sun, 24 May 2009 18:09:17 +0000

I was going to do something about my apathy, but then I realized I didn’t give fuck.

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James A. — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:41:58 +0000

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Today’s Jokes

James A. — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 05:49:34 +0000

So it’s Friday the 13th, a very unlucky day. Kinda like the day that guy went hunting with Dick Cheney. Chris Brown has finally surfaced. He was spotted in a boxing gym training for his next girlfriend. It was a gusty day in New York. So gusty that one of Donald Trump’s hairs actually...

Dude, Face It. You’re Gay

James A. — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 22:28:23 +0000

Have you heard this ridiculous news out of the country music world? In an interview with Playboy, Kenny Chesney says he’s not gay because he’s had sex with more than 100 women. Hmmm. Sounds like this guy’s trying hard to prove something. But what the country singer fails to...

This Is How We Get Out of the Great Depression II

James A. — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 07:12:25 +0000

You really want to stimulate the economy? Auction off Bernie Madoff one ounce at a time.

Today’s Jokes

James A. — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 22:01:36 +0000

Chris Brown missed the Grammys Sunday night after allegedly assaulting his girlfriend Rihanna. But it’s been announced that he’ll receive a special honor at next year’s ceremony — The Ike Turner Award for Career Suicide. Porn Star Stormy Daniels is thinking about running for the U.S. Senate...

Today’s Jokes

James A. — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:18:15 +0000

It’s been reported that Alex Rodriguez tested positive for steroids in 2003. In his defense, A-Rod says the steroids only affected his ego. Nadya Suleman, the mom of octuplets as well as six other children, now says she never meant to have so many kids. It turns out she’s just really bad with...

Blogzarro Question #16

James A. — Thu, 18 Dec 2008 22:59:42 +0000

You always hear about little old ladies, but why don’t you ever hear about big old ladies?

Today’s Observation: Update

James A. — Tue, 16 Dec 2008 22:27:12 +0000

Updating a previous Observation. Today a woman actually said, “God bless you,” when I sneezed on the train. I was floored. So floored that I karate chopped the woman in the throat. And that, boys and girls, is why people don’t say “God bless you” on the train.

The Most Awesome Thing I’ve Ever Seen!

James A. — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 06:24:16 +0000

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