No, I’m not being factious with that title as there is an actual game show dedicated to answering that question. The show is called “Beat the Blondes” which I had never seen or heard of before. My good friend Max at United Blondes was mentioning it to me and a quick google search game up with the “beat the blondes” info page complete with video trailer.

Here’s what the site had to say as an intro:

We’ve all heard that blondes have more fun but … does having more fun really mean having less brains?

We find out as BEAT THE BLONDES puts the clichés to the test in a new game show with a twist.

Anyways, go watch the video trailer. It will kinda remind you of Deal or No Deal with the briefcase models.

So… is this for real? I haven’t seen any previews for this on TV; although admittedly, I don’t watch much TV, outside of The Girls Next Door and That’s Amore! Surely this can’t be politically correct? I also wonder how many of the blondes on the show are actually real blondes?

Okay, I lied. I don’t really care about any of that. I JUST WANT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE 50 BLONDES!

Take a look:

I’m not really an expert in belly dancing, but don’t you need a little bit of fat to shake around? Trying to get Paris and her stick figure trying to jiggle her junk doesn’t quite work here. The only other time I saw a bag of bones boogey on down with any success was at the end of the Chemical Brothers’ “Hey Girl, Hey Boy” video.

I wasn’t the only one who thought Talor was the hottest as many people have hit this site searching for her plus she was voted #1 on my poll:

Who couldn’t like 102 pound blonde with big fake boobs? Let’s not forget the banana in her mouth on her bio picture. Tell her to come visit the blondelicious.orgy!

Now with Talor has been booted off, we have 2 contestants left - Kim and some darkhead. Kim has kind of warmed up to me over the course of the show. I was pretty sure she would have been eliminated early on but now she’s made it to the final episode. And she didn’t even have to put out! *SHOCKED*

So the last episode is on next Thursday and I predicted that he will select the darkhead over ms. vegas party girl Kim. The darkhead just seems more EYEtalian and easier to fit in the culture. Ah, what a loser.

That’s it, I’m starting my own reality dating show. ONLY BLONDES! Who wants to sign up?!

Come on, you didn’t actually think I’d like a DARKHEAD did you? I mean the moon hasn’t crashed into the earth and hell hasn’t frozen over yet, so I think we are safe from me falling for a brunette.

So don’t get your blonde panties in a knot, blondelicious is alive and well as always!

How is this possible you ask? Well, I’ve met a brunette girl recently. At first I was reluctant to admit that I had attraction to a non-blonde, but over time she has won my heart. She has shown me that it is actually true that brunettes do have more fun. I think it’s time I came out of the brunette closet and admit my true feelings.

So what does this mean for Blondelicious? Well, I think it would be hypocritical for me to continue running the site, when it’s clear that I really love brunettes now. I thank you for all the support over the past year with this site.

-Colin

Well I was browsing around the web and I came across a link saying “hottest blonde ever,” so of course I couldn’t resist clicking. Anyways, the link was to Brooke Banx who I have never heard of before. Apparently, she’s got a big following on myspace like every other hot blonde (e.g. Christina Dolce).

Pretty nice I have to admit, but hottest EVER? I dunno about that. Too much fakeness in my opinion. I mean, I don’t mind some FAKE blonde hair, but the fake boobs and lips are kinda pushing it too far.

Go see more Brooke Banx pics here because I’m too lazy to put them on my site. Take a look, then let me know what you think.

Check out the box covers for each blow-up doll.

Source

The boxes make sure they tout the benefits of having 3 super love holes or 3 cylinders waiting for you! And why have a Lindsay blow-up doll? Isn’t the real life thing just as easy?

Hmm, I guess you could justify having the first 4 as blow up dolls, but Sarah Jessica Parker?? Is there any guy in the world that would fantasize about doing it with that. I guess they had just added her because of that awesome caption of her loving sex in the shitty on it. Next will be the porn movie with the same name coming out.

So, who’s gonna be the first to get a celebrity blow up doll?

Well, episode 2 of That’s Amore! finished last night with some interesting developments. This episode probably marks a reality TV show record for having two ambulance appearances in one show. Also, it contained probably the one the most fake faint scenes in a long time thanks to “Love,” and her dramatic collapse. But most importantly, two more darkheads were eliminated!

I can’t remember who was wearing the “A little blonde goes a long way” shirt pictured above (It was either Missy or Talor), but anyways in case your interested you can get it from Abercrombie & Fitch.

In the actual blonde vs brunette competition (where the contestants had to make pizzas on their heads), the brunettes were able to come out on top. But I guess that didn’t influence Domenico’s decision to just outright boot Love off and then cut one of the darkheads. High-five! It was close though, with #1 blonde Talor was the last one to be picked to stay.

Absolute shit-disturber Kim has a new target to pick on in Rebbecca. I can’t really blame her, as this girl acts like she sounds like she’s 5 but looks more like 50. She also likes to cry every 2 seconds over anything. I’m still kinda of surprised that Kim hasn’t put out yet. He is probably keeping her around for that or just because she is a ratings boost with her bitching.

Kim’s final words to the girl that got booted:

‘Ciao Bella’ in America means ‘GET THE FUCK OUT!’

Classy.

Guess who’s back… back to what? I dunno, smack a lil darkhead actor’s butt!

The Doctor of peroxide has arrived everyone, so start rolling out the red carpet. I’m in a good mood today and you want to know why? Because I love making the world a BLONDER place!

Oh and don’t get me wrong, having 13 blonde girlfriends has it’s benefits too

Anyways, off to the mailbag we go.

Diana wrote:
Hi Doc. myckcy here, i was just wandering if i shoud go blonde to the max , you know bleach my hai paltinum blonde

Answer:

YES!

.. what? Did you expect some kind of different answer? This is the doctor of peroxide you’re talking to, where you can NEVER be too blonde!

Well, I did actually go to the link to see your pics and I would definitely say that SUPER blonde would suit you. It’s currently a bit too orangey for my liking. You don’t want to be confused with a GINGER do you? :O

And to anyone else who is worried that they might not look good blonde (not possible), try the website below that will let you try on thousands of different hair styles on your own pic:

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