Blue Dwarf

Podcast 073 – Take me instead

onion — Thu, 24 Apr 2014 11:29:32 +0000

Rufus makes a deal with Captain Castillo and trades himself for Amber.

Podcast 072 – First Blood

onion — Thu, 24 Apr 2014 11:16:37 +0000

Landing back on the Blue Dwarf with the Zombie Queen Brittany, the team decide they need to form a resistance movement to get rid of Captain Castillo.

Podcast 071 – Castle Bravo

onion — Thu, 24 Apr 2014 11:13:27 +0000

Crashed on the planet, Davie uses his voice-controlled ship to rescue him and Justin before the Zombies attack. Then Davie confronts Captain Castillo about letting the resistance crew on the escaping mining missile onboard the Blue Dwarf.

Podcast 070 – Mining Missile

onion — Wed, 19 Mar 2014 16:39:43 +0000

Seymour, Efof and Zombie Brittany enter the locked cavern and discover engineers working on a mining missile, hoping to use it to escape.

Podcast 069 – SpaceCorps directive

onion — Mon, 17 Mar 2014 08:36:14 +0000

Rosette and Rufus share a moment, then Rufus accidentally disables gravity.

Podcast 068 – Zombie Queen

onion — Mon, 17 Mar 2014 08:21:57 +0000

With Queen Brittany now turned into a drooling zombie, Seymour and Efof are unsure what to do.

Podcast 067 – Zombies on the planet

onion — Sat, 22 Feb 2014 14:31:37 +0000

Seymour, Efof and Brittany run from the rising lava, but Brittany gets bitten by a holographic zombie.

Podcast 066 – Malicious Machinations of Mutiny

onion — Tue, 18 Feb 2014 18:27:00 +0000

Rosette makes her way through the science deck to find Rufus in his lab.

Podcast 065 – SpaceCorp Directive: Giga Beast

onion — Sun, 16 Feb 2014 23:13:12 +0000

Captain Castillo admits to Amber that she’s thrown most of the crew in prison for commenting on her attire, then arrests her too.

Podcast 064 – Tom, Dick & Harry

onion — Fri, 31 Jan 2014 21:15:16 +0000

Amber goes to see Rosette in her prison cell on Deck 13.

Podcast 063 – Panicked Pancake’s zombie overload

davidball — Tue, 21 Jan 2014 15:22:23 +0000

Justin Pancake comes up with a plan to stop the holographic zombies, then meets his old time-travelling friend “Potential”. Read by Antony James from the ScutterCast.

Podcast 062 – Do not collect $£200

onion — Fri, 17 Jan 2014 22:13:57 +0000

Rosette mutinies against Captain Castillo and is restrained.

Podcast 061 – Death and taxes

onion — Sat, 11 Jan 2014 13:08:42 +0000

Efof, Seymour and a drunk Brittany have to escape the subterranian caverns of New Buckinghamshire as the magma rises. But Brittany’s guards have a different escape plan for her.

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Podcast 060 – Pancakes for dinner

onion — Sun, 05 Jan 2014 10:49:46 +0000

Justin is temporarily let out of his cell, electrocuted, then transported to the alternate Blue Dwarf where he starts to see holographic zombies.

Podcast 059 – The Coronation attack

onion — Thu, 19 Dec 2013 09:07:56 +0000

During the Coronation of Queen Brittany, Captain Castillo activates “the box” and unleashes a mining missile on the planet of New Buckinghamshire.

Podcast 058 – Surge

onion — Sat, 14 Dec 2013 16:10:56 +0000

Davie Jones encounters some “Zombiegrams”, holographic zombies.

Podcast 057 – Activating the box

onion — Fri, 13 Dec 2013 09:08:42 +0000

Efof accidentally activates Captain Castillo’s mysterious “box” on the flight deck.

Podcast 056 – Cassandra/Brittany’s coronation

onion — Wed, 04 Dec 2013 22:09:34 +0000

Queen Brittany’s coronation takes place on the planet of New Buckinghamshire.

Podcast 055 – First impressions

onion — Wed, 04 Dec 2013 14:36:58 +0000

Brittany and Cassandra have a conversation with Captain Castillo.

Podcast 054 – Planning the coronation

onion — Sun, 24 Nov 2013 00:09:57 +0000

Queen Brittany and Seymour plan the royal Coronation on the planet of New Cambridgeshire, and Brittany has a surprise for Seymour.

Podcast 053 – Guard Duty

onion — Tue, 19 Nov 2013 14:17:02 +0000

The new Captain Castillo gives Rosette some orders, to oversee the delivery of a large mysterious crate.

Podcast 052 – So what happened to Pancake?

onion — Tue, 12 Nov 2013 11:27:10 +0000

After the dogfight, Justin Pancake is thrown into a cell and reflects on the last moments he was connected with the Hymenoptera hive mind.

Podcast 051 – Captain K & the incredibly sarcastic & believable Mercenary

onion — Sun, 03 Nov 2013 11:33:03 +0000

Davie Jones meets the new Captain Castillo for the first time.

Podcast 050 – Fifi Castillo

onion — Tue, 22 Oct 2013 21:12:37 +0000

The JMC send a new Captain to the Blue Dwarf, Fifi Castillo a stern Frenchwoman. Seymour and Amber greet her onboard the Blue Dwarf.

Podcast 049 – Funeral for a friend

onion — Fri, 11 Oct 2013 08:04:57 +0000

The crew get together on the Blue Dwarf for Jay Chrysler’s funeral. But without a body, they have the fill the coffin with something…

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Podcast 048 – Cassandra: A singular experience

onion — Mon, 30 Sep 2013 19:25:57 +0000

Cassandra and Brittany watch the battle outside from the safety of the Blue Dwarf

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Podcast 047 – Jay Chrysler’s legacy

onion — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 10:50:23 +0000

Elsewhere on the Hymenoptera planet, Rosette sets a second nuke. The explosion from Jay’s causes a chain reaction destroying the queen and ending the Hymenoptera threat. Elsewhere, Willy Eckerslike’s connection to the hive mind is severed.

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Podcast 046 – Jay-pocalypse now

onion — Tue, 17 Sep 2013 10:22:05 +0000

On the Hymenoptera planet, Jay meets his nemesis – Himself from a parallel universe who tries to stop him detonating the Hymenoptera-killing nuke.

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Podcast 045 – Spied her

onion — Fri, 06 Sep 2013 08:06:19 +0000

Justin engages Amber in combat in the Starbeetle, and she tries to talk him out of his conversion to the dark side.

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Podcast 044 – Pancake finds “Starbeetle”

onion — Fri, 30 Aug 2013 18:08:30 +0000

Justin Pancake finds a new type of spacecraft developed by the JMC using organic Hymenoptera technology, and takes it out for a spin.

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Podcast 043 – Moonlight drive

onion — Sun, 25 Aug 2013 15:56:55 +0000

Davie Jones finds an old Spacecorps ship with a very irritating computer.

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Podcast 042 – FLY me to the moon

onion — Sat, 10 Aug 2013 08:32:38 +0000

Battling the enemy Hymenoptera ships in the Vespidae, Amber sees the Phoenix explode and calls for help to destroy the orbital platforms.

Podcast 041 – On her Majesty’s service

onion — Fri, 02 Aug 2013 22:07:40 +0000

Jay and Efof drag the nuke deeper into the Hymenoptera cave, where they see the Queen and come under attack.

Podcast 040 – Clone-plications

onion — Sun, 21 Jul 2013 10:30:51 +0000

Jay, Jayne and Efof took the nuclear device deep into a tunnel on the Hymenoptera homeworld.

Podcast 039 – Desert storm

onion — Fri, 12 Jul 2013 22:37:00 +0000

Crashed in a desert on the Hymenoptera homeworld, Jay climbs out of the escape pod and finds Jayne, Efof and a nuclear warhead.

Podcast 038 – Taking the fight to the enemy

onion — Sun, 07 Jul 2013 14:48:35 +0000

The Blue Dwarf crew need to get to the planet, but there’s a horde of Hymenoptera fighters in the way. An epic space battle ensues.

Podcast 037 – I burnt the pancake

onion — Sun, 30 Jun 2013 14:19:32 +0000

Davie meets Justin Pancake, point a gun at him. The two fight, the Davie takes control of an exterior defence turret.

Podcast 036 – Efof’s message

onion — Thu, 20 Jun 2013 22:26:50 +0000

Efof visits Parrotts bar, and sees a message written 11 years ago for him at this precise moment from Annie the time traveller.

Podcast 035 – Pancake & the next step of Human Evolution

onion — Thu, 20 Jun 2013 22:23:09 +0000

Justin Pancake meets some Spacecorps soldiers which are half Human, half Hymenoptera.

Podcast 034 – Make the push

onion — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:34:15 +0000

Jay Chrysler leads a team to the Hymenoptera planet. They meet heavy resistance, and the Phoenix is destroyed.

Podcast 033 – Dead Com

onion — Wed, 12 Jun 2013 16:30:46 +0000

Davie makes his way to the medibay.

Podcast 032 – Mutation

onion — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 14:37:27 +0000

Davie Jones sees the dead and injured laying in the corridor, and a doctor treats Davie’s eye which looks mutated.

Podcast 031 – Media manipulation

onion — Mon, 03 Jun 2013 14:16:12 +0000

Queen Brittany is urged to undergo medical testing to ensure she’s the real Queen.

Podcast 030 – A sigh of relief

onion — Mon, 27 May 2013 10:33:11 +0000

Davie overhears some SpaceCorps marines.

Podcast 029 – Stir the hive

onion — Sat, 25 May 2013 13:44:44 +0000

Captain Chrysler explains the plan to attack on the Hymenoptera homeworld, and stresses the importance of killing the Queen.

Podcast 028 – Intermission

onion — Tue, 21 May 2013 07:04:13 +0000

Amber plans the attack on the Hymenoptera homeworld and starts gathering as much alcohol as they can to use as weaponry.

Podcast 027 – Funeral clues

onion — Fri, 17 May 2013 17:54:19 +0000

Cassandra watches Efof receiving some mysterious clues during the funeral, and helps him decode them.

Podcast 026 – Arresting developments

onion — Fri, 10 May 2013 15:00:40 +0000

Space Corps marines break into the Drive Room with orders to capture Captain Chrysler, but they decide to join him.

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Podcast 025 – Hail to the Chief

onion — Tue, 07 May 2013 15:00:33 +0000

Chief of Security Rosette meets Davie Jones.

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Podcast 024 – Seeing the Queen again

onion — Fri, 03 May 2013 22:33:25 +0000

Seymour meets Cass, posing as Queen Brittany and wants to be her Royal Ambassador again. But there’s doubt she is who she says she is.

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Podcast 023 – Will the Pancake flip?

onion — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 09:53:53 +0000

An injured John Bromin meets Justin Pancake, who is excited to hear there’s a Hymenoptera onboard, then explains how he was told his future by a time traveller called Potential, who then tells him to rebel against Captain Chrysler.

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Podcast 022 – Unexpected company

onion — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 12:17:51 +0000

Davie decides to destroy the Space Corps warship’s docking tubes, then comes face to face with a rampaging Hymenoptera.

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Podcast 021 – Smile you’re on camera

onion — Sun, 14 Apr 2013 19:35:27 +0000

Getting ready for a public announcement, Cass gets a call from the Prime Minister who suspects she’s not Queen Brittany after all, and asks her to take a series of tests, proving she is who she’s claiming to be.

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Podcast 020 – A vacation in the airvents

onion — Fri, 05 Apr 2013 18:26:53 +0000

John Bromin meets a creature in the air vents.

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Podcast 019 – N Deck

onion — Fri, 29 Mar 2013 22:55:22 +0000

Davie Jones engages the SpaceCorp marines that have boarded the ship.

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Podcast 018 – Cash my golden paradox

onion — Sat, 23 Mar 2013 23:59:36 +0000

In his lab, Rufus discovers a paradox behind the Dale Winton-bot and hatches a plan to create a new robot and sent it through time.

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Podcast 017 – Casualties

onion — Fri, 22 Mar 2013 16:38:22 +0000

Dr Keto gets an influx of casualties in the medibay, and has to make some tough triage decisions, whilst dealing with the death of one of his nurses.

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Podcast 016 – Confused

onion — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 19:16:10 +0000

Rufus gets a visit in his lab from a self destructing Dale-Winton robot, and then an email from Rosette.

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Podcast 015 – Once more unto the breach

onion — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 18:49:24 +0000

Many spacecraft join the Blue Dwarf as it prepares to attack the Hymenoptera homeworld. But just before they can launch an attack, two SpaceCorps warships arrive ordering Captain Chrysler to cancel the attack…

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Podcast 014 – A call to arms

onion — Thu, 28 Feb 2013 20:37:41 +0000

Frustrated and emotional after the attack, Captain Jay Chrysler announces that the Blue Dwarf is going behind the backs of the Space corp, and retaliating against the Hymenoptera by attacking their homeworld.

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Podcast 013 – Betrayed

onion — Thu, 21 Feb 2013 22:51:37 +0000

Rosette watched the CCTV cameras as Seymour goes through the stuff in her apartment, and gives away her priceless hairloom to a “cash for gold” Dale Winton-bot.

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