Bluezy's Virtual Dumpster Dive

Money Talks

2013-04-26T21:18:00.000-07:00

3rd row tickets when Mindcrime was a tour back in the 90's!

Houses Of The Holy

2013-04-17T20:43:00.000-07:00

Awesome conceptual art 3D from *tralfaz on Deviant Art

Two Things

2013-04-16T23:03:00.003-07:00

As I crawled the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet..

1.PHIL SINGING BEHIND DRUMS COOL

2. AND BRITS LOOK SEXY EVEN WITHOUT HAIR

Gggg ENERATION NeXt

2013-04-14T23:12:00.002-07:00

Brits in the Round

2013-04-13T21:50:00.001-07:00

Brits in the Round to the sound of Roundabout!

Well he was under Brit rule...

Well cuz I like Dumbledore half round will do.

Finding Haoma

2013-04-08T15:04:00.004-07:00

As I crawled in The Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet....

Rabbit re-visited

2013-03-30T14:48:00.001-07:00

I would believe only in a God that knows how to Dance.

Friedrich Nietzsche

Reference

2013-03-23T01:44:00.000-07:00

Rusting Steampunk Sweetie source

Oh Man-e-kin!

2013-03-19T19:15:00.000-07:00

As I crawl in the Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet...

Mannequins...with "US should invest in some of these" remark from Sweden.

Then I Googled "Politically correct mannequins" got About 13,800,000 results (0.38 seconds)

Here are my picks.

In 2006 Macy's in Boston removes these Gay mannequins after complaints? [link]

Asian

African American

and some fun ones below

Therapy

2013-03-13T22:53:00.000-07:00

As I crawl the Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet...

I am clinically depressed. It is like having a bummer trip on weak LSD at times then it goes away.

This is part of my therapy.

Solitude in the dark.....and two hits of green bud California style EXHALE Medical Grade.

Two days ago:

I got on the bus and had a conversation with the crazy bus guy. He talks louder than most and acts like no one else but you are there as he talks loud as if on a podium. Basically acting out in public. I join him talking loud on the bus about DOOM DESPAIR IRONY oh oh THEN he wanted to talk OBAMA DICTATOR. I never really commit to Obama hate. I try to avoid it. Especially with a black man just sitting next to me. Politics in general not my talk topic. I was happy with the bus driver saying All buses lead to Walmart then comparing it to All Roads lead to Rome. Pinko Commie Store. Then he thinks she is not my girlfriend. I think he is not my boyfriend. He is crazy. She is crazy. Have a nice day. This is my stop.

PHOTOSHOPS I DID NOT DO

Media refusal blah blah and Facebook abstention

2013-03-13T13:11:00.000-07:00

source of photo

Let's do this and then later share the beauty online?

2013-03-12T10:18:00.000-07:00

As I crawled the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet....

When I listened to this it sounded like Intermission or LSD elevator music. Like a pause waiting.

Possibly another sign of certifiable crazy.

Blind

2013-03-03T14:22:00.000-08:00

As I crawl in the Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet...

I typed Amazon in the address bar and it went to a search and I learned of the BANNED violent t- shirt

You see, I have 6 days left of my free trial to Amazon Prime. They will automatically bill me if I do not opt out. All part of the deal. I joined to check out the video streaming part. Ah hah got to finally watch some missed out on SciFi. I caught up on "Falling Skies" never had seen it and Amazon Prime offered all episodes to present FREE. Same with Fringe. Yet Fringe will be hard to catch on a month trial being that I started watching it last week. 5 seasons wow!

Have you heard about the reality show called "The Colony" ? (I can only handle so much reality these days.) A group of people brought together to face a post apocalyptic (I spelled that right the first time) scenario. I started watching it, but then got all not interested because all the people that were in the group seemed to have had a degree in something. And there was no sex or plotting for sex? No checking out who would be the baby momma or baby daddy of the New World? Volunteers would leave for a sweep for food, but actually they would just want to have some New World procreating privacy or just one or two last fucks before they die. Come On!

Anyways..back to the banning of the t-shirt from Amazon that said "Stay Calm and Rape A Lot". I Googled it because I just had to see it. And see if there was a picture left online. NO. Wow. No picture. WOW. NO PICTURE. And I had it on no filtered search. NO PICTURE. When banned is banned it is banned pretty quick. Just the news story remains.

I did find this one, though...

Check out a quickie top ten list of banned toys in the Banned Toy Museum

El Toro es muerte. Barbie la matadora. BAN BAN BAN HER

funny info that actress Alicia Silverstone wrote the company

Alicia Silverstone had strong ties in the Barbie following genre after her movie

Clueless (one imagines)

Do you remember these toys?

What shocking images plague The Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet!?

I can also Google Butt fuck Orgasm and wonder what I could find...BLINDNESS I AM BLIND!

Bourgeoisie

2013-03-01T20:53:00.000-08:00

Something

2013-02-28T18:40:00.002-08:00

As I crawled the Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet...

I have been a bit down. Seems to be my mode. I searched the word "zero" on YouTube thinking of getting the Smashing Pumpkins song...I got this instead. I am not so down now.

Death of The Duchess Satine

2013-02-11T18:40:00.000-08:00

Cartoon moment of unhappiness. The animator captured the look of loss between Obiwan and Satine. Brought a tear from me. A love never consumated.

Obiwan in shock that Darth Maul leathally plunged his weapon into Satine.

Satine's immediate look exchanged. "I am dying my love."

"I have always loved you", she says.

Speechless, Obiwan's eyes tell it all.

DARK SIDE EVIL REVENGE LOOK

yup I did tear up cuz Imma geek.
And proud of it!

A Foundation Of Freedom

2013-02-07T11:33:00.000-08:00

As I crawled the Virtual Dumpster I call the Internet....

I do not own a gun but I can hear the mortar laid by our founding patriots crackle.

PROBABLE CAUSE VS REASONABLE SUSPICION it will not be your decision or your right.
Forfeiture of 4th Amendment protection.

When shit hits the fan the laws control the spatter dimensions with laws and controls containing shit directed not towards the shit makers.

Clairvoyant Logic

2013-02-06T11:37:00.002-08:00

As I crawled the Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet...

I still have gun law imagination in the brain. Imagine the future.

The immediate future was obvious in part.

The records contained in all People of WalMart should fall possibly on Executive Order #4 which to remind you all states:

" Direct the Attorney General to review categories of individuals prohibited from having a gun to make sure dangerous people are not slipping through the cracks." (Or as seen below...showing crack or doing it?)

FYI- already a standard test upon birth (drug test)

Forfeiture defined and synonyms = American Citizens

Went "Shopping" today

2013-02-05T19:41:00.000-08:00

As I crawled in the Virtual Dumpster I call The Internet....

I actually put "no smoking sign that is phallic" into my search bar because I wanted a vulgar looking no smoking sign because I have been a non smoker for FOUR MONTHS!! Don't know why the above two were in the search, but they caught my sight and want to share...and there were no penis shaped cigarettes. Google gave me About 1,860,000 results (0.29 seconds) in the web but now I see no number count on the images.

I did get this picture below that is phallic, but NOT no smoking. It links to GAWKER blog post on "12 Handcrafted Penis Gifts You Can Find on Etsy". It was the 21st image on that search.

Here is one below that popped (hee hee) up in the search that is actually a cigarette, but NOT a no smoking sign. What is funny about it is that it is for sale on Allposters and is titled Murad, Turkish Phallic Symbols. This compels me to search Phallic Symbols on Allposters and see what I get.

Shit BORING! Allposters had this one titled "Stone Shiva Lingam, an Erotic Phallic Symbol, Durbar Square, Bhaktapur, Kathmandu Valley, Nepal by Don Smith " Who the fuck thought THIS was erotic? Is it a chair for those chicks that like to shove beer bottles up their twat, but this looks more like a 40 ouncer bottle gauged shorter version? LMFAO so unbelievable that a search of such even produced this on AllPosters.

Then there is this banana vintage one on there in the search with no mention of phallic, but it must be tagged for search to find it.

And the purpose of my post and the title. I went "shopping". Making a political statement with photomanipulation lol Yep it was one of those days!

As in looking up Liberty's skirt she is bare-ing her gun not her ass!

Executive Order 2013

2013-01-16T16:19:00.003-08:00

Gun Psych Test Fail

2013-01-08T06:46:00.001-08:00

As I crawled the Virtual Dumpster that I call the Internet....

I created a virtual psychiatric gun test for myself using the Rorshach concept while listening to Rorshach Test Industrial Metal Band that was created by an excommunicated priest named James Baker in the 90's. editted in new song Rorshach Test had maybe one song that I thought was cool but the rest really sucked. Satan was sort of cool but....the following video is better

Psych Question 1- What do you see?

Answer- Something I need to fucking shoot.

Psych question number 2- What do you see?

Answer: Two twisted crack heads scoring dope. Shoot them!

Psych Question 3- What do you see?

Answer: First of all lol question three what do you see lol that rhymes! I am seeing a crab giving me the thumbs up and thinking Red Lobster Crabfest. You don't shoot crab you trap then boil it. But this varmint is so cute with them little thumbs. I will make it my pet but now I am hungry. How many more questions? Second thought crabs don't have thumbs. It's an alien! Shoot it!

Psych question #4- What do you see?

Answer- Got to keep my guns loaded. Despite my disappointment that 2012 did not bring on the Zombie Apocalypse, I see the Zombies here with some sort of dick in the background. Now if that ain't a reason to buy a gun...ahhh...I get it your the dick who won't sell me the gun and now Zombies will eat me. FUCK YOU DICK!
OMG You know they invented Velcro so when the day came when crazy Bluezy's Virtual Dumpster Dive can't own a gun and be made to wear shoes with no laces because I could choke you with them. Or is it so I won't hang myself with them before the zombies come. OH SHIT!! the laces short WONT FIT AROUND MY FAT REDNECK..but oh the hard part of the laces can poke an eyeball. OMG there is still some hope. Poke them ugly yeller zombie eyes I will!!

Psych Question # 5- What do you see?

Answer: Frank asking me why I am wearing that stupid man suit? He says 28 days...6 hours... 42 minutes... 12 seconds. That... is when the world... will end.

In all seriousness, this blogger thinks that MANKIND (whether Woe Or Just Man) is historically MANKIND. A killer caveman did it HOW? A killer Bronze age did it HOW? Either way it was done and all in the name of MANKIND. A smart beast of historically unending killing violence. Make a rule or take a test? BAH just something to cheat and mock and still kill over. NOT TO MENTION THAT GUNS CAN BE BOUGHT ON THE STREET AS EASILY AS HEROIN AND WE HAVE A HISTORY OF BOTH DEATH BY HEROIN AND GUNS SO IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER TO CHANGE GUN LAWS....

WHAT EVER I AM NOT SO NAIVE.

What we need to do is change the hearts of all MANKIND and test the hearts of our people and those of the world. Educate LOVE.

Love is a full freezer of Wild Game. In a country where it has been tradition and a privilege to do so. A literal broad stockade of guns used for just that purpose. Feed and protect.

fyi this blogger does not own a gun but respects those who do and why I support gun ownership.

POSERS

2012-12-25T18:28:00.001-08:00

This is just one random heart expressing that this new "act of kindness" inspired by tragedy is a monumental turn around of negative to positive.

It bothers me that there are those who do so need to BANNER these acts. See me I cared all these times these ways the news shows. It gets listed on the sidebar as trending. Again click and see me.

I envision a NATURAL course of events of humans being naturally humane acknowledging one on one that we share this time and space.

Let's make the best of it! Not the news or a YouTube video you mutha fucking fakies. Jus sayin...

And again just sayin because the way it should done is to do so wearing the t shirt with the below pic on it. You all go do good but wear this T shirt ok?? Make this person rich. Buy sell and gift this T shirt.

× BE A FUCKING NINJA. THEY CAN'T BE SEEN.
It would be like magical invisi-kind acts. People on the receiving end make the news. Not those on the giving side. Buy this shirt here

Oh shit the link is dead. They discontinued selling it. Well now is the time! Too bad.

Well make your own t shirt using the pic below. Since I suggested it send a dollar to me like a Google finders fee. Or just send me money to prove you got more than me so what the fuck here have some. The button below is real.
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Donate...seriously. Act of Kind me with some Benjamins. Seriously dudes! I will take Jacksons and Grants, too. It would be so kind. I wont spend it on beer or weed either. I mean it. I am a sober option. Bring it to me with love!

Don't be mean in Twenty Thirteen ©2013 Bluezy.

you can't see that ninja right? Lol.

Beyond Concrete Adversary...

2012-12-25T10:08:00.001-08:00

AS I CRAWL IN THE VIRTUAL DUMPSTER I CALL THE INTERNET...

This is the thought and image that matches my emotion for 2012...

THE ROAD MAY BE HARD AND LONG BUT SEE HOW LIFE AND BEAUTY FINDS ITS WAY?

MERRY CHRISTMAS 2012

Potential captions may vary in your own mind.

If you find a need to give nature a hand, here is a DIY I found.

TUESDAY -JULY 01, 2008 From: Santa Rosa, CA Region: California Topic: Groundcovers, Herbs/Forbs Title: Low maintenance plants for crack in concrete Answered by: Nan Hampton QUESTION: Dear Mr. Smarty Plants, I would like to grow some very low maintenance weeds, mosses and flowers out of a crack in a slab of concrete. Can you recommend any species that would do well in this sort of scenario? Plants that do well in varying conditions (humid/dry/low light) would be best. Thank you! ANSWER: Well, it would help to know why you want to grow the plants there and what size you are thinking of—for landscaping? for erosion control? Not many people want to know about growing weeds, but one person's weed is another person's wildflower! Assuming you want something that isn't too large (since you asked about mosses) or too showy (since you asked for weeds), here are some recommendations: Antennaria parvifolia (small-leaf pussytoes) various light—sun, partial shade, shade and dry soil Triodanis perfoliata (clasping Venus' looking-glass) shade and low moisture Rudbeckia hirta (blackeyed Susan) various light—sun, partial shade, shade and dry soil Bouteloua curtipendula (sideoats grama) various light—sun, partial shade, shade and moist or dry soil Elymus canadensis (Canada wildrye) various light—sun, partial shade, shade and moist or dry soil Carex hystericina (bottlebrush sedge) various light—sun, partial shade, shade and moist soil Festuca californica (California fescue) part shade and moist or dry soil Mimulus kelloggii (Kellogg's monkeyflower) part shade and moist to mesic soil Penstemon heterophyllus (bunchleaf penstemon) part shade and dry soil Sisyrinchium bellum (western blue-eyed grass) part shade and various soils Phyla nodiflora (turkey tangle fogfruit) sun, part shade and moist or dry soil You can also do your own searching on our website by going to the Recommended Species page and choosing northern California from the map. You will get a list of "Commercially available native plant species suitable for planned landscapes in Northern California." You can then "Narrow Your Search" using various characteristics. Mosses are probably a very good choice for something to grow in the concrete crack as long as there is sufficient moisture available. Our Native Plant Database is limited to vascular plants of North America and does not include non-vascular plants (e.g. Bryophytes—mosses, liverworts, etc.). You can read about California Bryophytes. You might be able to locate a nursery in our National Suppliers Directory specializing in plants native to northern California that carries native mosses. Alternatively, you could reponsibly transplant a small patch of native moss or collect fruiting bodies with spores from your area to begin a native moss colony in your concrete crack.

La la la la!

2012-10-23T17:43:00.002-07:00

ALL THE LEAVES ARE BROWN AND THE SKY IS GRAY..

2012-10-22T12:36:00.001-07:00

AS I CRAWLED THE VIRTUAL DUMPSTER I CALL THE INTERNET... I googled Umbrella Art and got About 904,000 results returned. I thought since it is the first rain where I moved to in Northern California...it was something ta do..

This one below is pretty cool. It comes from a Word Press blog called "Captain Neenmo's Blog". The blogger has an etsy according to the post...but I could not find it. I like how it is done with melted crayons.

After all the pages in the image search...I thought my favorite umbrella is this one below (yet not my favorite R.E. image)

Was lacking fresh ingredients but wanted to use the frozen imo crab. Eating is a great thing to do on a rainy day. AND BLOGGING.

Bluezy's Cilly Dilly Crab Salad

3 Roma Tomatoes

1/4 of a small sweet onion

a spurt of Siracha

1 tsp Litehouse Freeze Dried Cilantro (cilly)

1 tsp Litehouse Freeze Dried Dill (dilly)

Lemon or Lime juice spurt spurt

Salt and pepper to taste

Best Foods/aka Hellmans Mayo (think it was a 1/4 cup and more

2 of 8 oz bags thawed TransOcean Chunkstyle Crab Classic

Using a 1.5 Rival Mini Chopper, put the tomatoes, onion,and siracha Pulse it to what consistency you wish.

In a bowl separate the thawed out Imo chunks into slivers and then spurt spurt with Lemon or Lime.

Scrape out the mini chopper "bowl" into the imo crab bowl.

Add Mayo

Mix

Chill and serve whenever...

Mack down and enjoy!