Bob Lazzari On Sports

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 11-14-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:05:42 PST

ITEM: Former NBA center/Yale grad Chris Dudley is running for governor of Oregon--as a Republican. Sheesh, if this guy should ever win and run that state like he once shot free throws, look for the following to happen: state taxes to rise at an astronomical rate, Oregon's unemployment rate to approach 50%, and HUGE chunks of the state to start eroding into the Pacific Ocean..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1991-'92 Golden State Warriors--who scored an impressive 118.7 points per contest--had three players on the squad who averaged more than 18 points per game apiece. Can you name these three gentlemen? Answer to follow.........This week in sports history, November 17, 1991: During his team's 21-10 victory over the Los Angeles Rams, Lions offensive lineman Mike Utley suffers a paralyzing injury during a pass-blocking assignment. David Rocker of the Rams, who leaped in an effort to block Detroit QB Erik Kramer's pass, landed on Utley--who fell forward while fracturing his sixth cervical vertebrae. The 6-foot-6, 290-pound Utley would undergo 2 1/2 hours of surgery to decompress fragments and tissue that were pressing against his spinal cord; doctors later claimed that the operation went as smoothly as could be expected, but still could not predict if the paralysis would be permanent..........Can you imagine if famed socialite (I'll stop short of saying "actress") Paris Hilton married Wake Forest track star Phillip Warsaw, divorced, married former Miami quarterback Brock Berlin--divorced again--then married sports talk show host Jim Rome? Fans of European geography would surely enjoy her full married name of Paris Warsaw Berlin Rome..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a game played in New Hampshire last Saturday, Southern Connecticut annihilated St. Anselm 71-14; SCSU scored 50 seconds into this "laugher" and held a 43-7 lead AT THE HALF. In theological history, St. Anselm is said to have been treated harshly by his father, but I'd be willing to bet that even Anselm himself would have had trouble fathoming the type of mistreatment that Southern CT handed out during THIS debacle..........New York Giants linebacker Michael Boley recently told the New York Post that his choice of preferred dinner guests would include both Bill Gates and Tiger Woods. My first reaction? Regardless of WHERE they chose to dine, there would be absolutely NO problem WHATSOEVER covering the tab..........So I hear that my alma mater, Fordham, has begun advertising its basketball program on WFAN Radio. Geez, having won just THREE games last season while going 1-15 in the Atlantic 10, I was beginning to think that the term "Fordham Basketball" was an oxymoron..........Speaking of the Fordham Rams: If that team makes the NCAA basketball tournament this season, then yours truly goes out on dates with Charlize Theron and Cameron Diaz on consecutive evenings sometime during 2010..........Answer to trivia question: CHRIS MULLIN (25.6 ppg), TIM HARDAWAY (23.4), and SARUNAS MARCIULIONIS (18.9)..........How 'bout that college football game in the Midwest last weekend--Crown (MN) defeating Eureka 69-63? The game featured over 1,400 yards of total offense and lasted nearly four hours. I'm just wondering--with the score tied at 42-42 late in the third quarter--if the eventual losing squad actually YELLED "Eureka!" when they finally forced Crown to punt for the first time..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league player Eli Marrero--who blows out 36 candles on November 17th. A native of Cuba, Marrero spent ten seasons in the "bigs" between 1997 and 2006--playing for six different teams. A versatile player who caught, played first base, and also played the outfield, Marrero was a lifetime .243 hitter; in 250 at-bats, he hit .320 for the Braves in 2004. However, Marrero had absolutely NO success as a postseason player; appearing in five playoff series as a member of the Cardinals and Braves, Marrero hit just .105--gathering only four hits in 38 at-bats. Hey--they all can't be Hideki Matsui, right? Best wishes, Eli..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former Iowa football coach Forest Evashevski--who died recently in Michigan at the age of 91. A former star himself at Michigan, Evashevski was hired at Iowa in 1952 and led the Hawkeyes to a pair of Rose Bowl victories as well as three Big 10 championships; he coached the team until 1960. Evashevski was inducted into the College Football Hall of Fame in 2000; he leaves his wife, Ruth, five sons, and two daughters. Rest in peace, "Coach."

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 11-7-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 20:42:13 PST

The "Unwatchable NBA" Update (yes--sadly, this feature returns, folks): In a game played in Boston last week, the Celtics annihilated the Bobcats 92-59; Charlotte was 0-for-10 from 3-point range, had just 10 assists AS A TEAM, and shot a pitiful 52% from the free-throw line on 13-for-25 shooting. Geez, and I used to think that hippopotamuses, slugs, and Chihuahuas were ugly..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Who was the last NBA player to lead the league in personal fouls in consecutive years? Answer to follow..........I'd love to see a bumper sticker in New York City that reads the following: DECISIONS, DECISIONS--MORTGAGE PAYMENT OR YANKEE GAME?..........Congratulations go out to Bill Brickett--long-time softball stand-out from Shelton, CT--who recently bowled the second perfect game of his career while competing in the Business/Industrial Bowling League at Colony Lanes in Wallingford. In addition to the 300 game, Brickett (son-in-law of New Haven-area sports announcer Bob Barth) added games of 246 and 214 for a three-game total of 760--raising his overall game average from 225 to 229. Great job, Bill..........This week in sports history, November 10, 1963: Gordie Howe of the Detroit Red Wings becomes the NHL's all-time leading goal-scorer--tallying #545 during his team's 3-0 victory vs. Montreal. Howe broke the record--previously held by Maurice "Rocket" Richard--at 15:06 of the second period. During the same game, Red Wings goalie Terry Sawchuk made some headlines, too--posting his 94th career shutout; his 39-save effort matched the NHL's all-time record for shutouts held by former Montreal goalie George Hainsworth..........For any "do-gooders" out there who may have been disturbed that WNBA star Diana Taurasi had to spend just a day in jail after her DUI bust: Taurasi's blood-alcohol level was 0.17--twice the legal limit in Arizona. Sorry, folks, but when one is THAT intoxicated--and behind a wheel--the vehicle becomes a lethal weapon. The truly disturbing/scary part is THIS: her actions are really no different than carelessly discharging a deadly firearm near a crowd of people--and LUCKILY not hitting anyone..........Can you imagine if USC standout rower Robin Hextrum married former NBA player Rory Sparrow, divorced, married NFL linebacker A.J. Hawk--divorced again--then married sportscaster Ian Eagle? Members of the National Audubon Society would surely take pride in her full married name of Robin Sparrow Hawk Eagle..........Sorry, but whenever I hear the words "baseball" and "integrity" in the same sentence, the term "oxymoronic" always comes to mind..........The other day, I came across a lovely picture of model/actress Elizabeth Hurley wearing a stunning, flowered dress at a luncheon for the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. Geez, and I used to think that Wade Boggs' SWING was a thing of beauty..........Answer to trivia question: KURT THOMAS of the New York Knicks--who led the league in personal fouls in 2001-'02 (341) and again in '02-'03 (344)..........How 'bout quarterback John Skelton of my alma mater Fordham--who threw 67 passes and also RUSHED 15 times last Saturday during a 41-27 loss to Holy Cross? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the guy had NO need for melatonin, chamomile tea, or any other sleep aid that evening in order to get some badly-needed shuteye..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league outfielder Dion James--who blows out 47 candles on November 9th. A native of Philadelphia, James spent 11 seasons in the "bigs" between 1983 and 1996--hitting a respectable .288 lifetime. James spent time with the Brewers, Braves, Indians, and Yankees during his playing days; perhaps his best year came with Atlanta in 1987 when he drove in 61 runs and finished fifth in the National League with a batting average of .312. Best wishes, Dion..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NFL assistant coach Darvin Wallis--who died recently in Colorado at the age of 60. Wallis spent time as a college assistant at Mississippi, Tulane and Adams State before beginning his NFL career with the Cleveland Browns under head coach Sam Rutigliano in 1982. He went on to spend 19 years with the Kansas City Chiefs as a defensive assistant/quality control coach before retiring in January 2008. Wallis is survived by his wife, Vicky, and three sons: Tyson, Darvin Jr., and Austin. May Darvin Wallis rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 10-31-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:31:36 PDT

How 'bout that college football game played out west last weekend--Nevada defeating Idaho 70-45? In a state where gambling is so prevalent--and where one can bet on almost ANYTHING--I'm now wondering if there are odds in regard to which school's defensive coordinator will be fired first..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Who was the last NBA player to lead the league in turnovers in consecutive years? Answer to follow..........I am TOTALLY convinced that in a previous life, Manny Ramirez was a flying insect that would visit different family picnics every so often--and be a nuisance each and every time..........O.K.--here goes: TV personality/"Dancing With The Stars" beauty Brooke Burke marries former major league catcher Steve Lake, divorces, marries pop singer Billy Ocean--divorces again--then marries San Diego Chargers QB Philip Rivers. Her full married name carries an aquatic theme as she is then known as Brooke Lake Ocean Rivers..........This week in sports history, November 3, 1973: Wide receiver Jay Miller of Brigham Young sets a new NCAA record for receptions in a game--tallying 22 during his team's 56-21 victory vs. New Mexico. Catching passes from quarterback Gary Sheide (who threw for 408 yards and six TD's), Miller caught three in the first quarter, six in the second, four in the third, and nine in the fourth; he broke the mark previously held by Tulsa's Rick Eber--who caught 20 in a game back in 1967..........ITEM: ESPN baseball analyst Steve Phillips has an affair with a 22-year-old production assistant; Phillips has also admitted to having multiple affairs with women when he worked for the N.Y. Mets. Geez, I know his former job as a major league GM gave him LOTS of experience in "making moves," but it seems like Steve has taken that expression to an ENTIRELY different level..........During the Pats/Bucs game last Sunday in London, CBS' Jim Nantz and Phil Simms talked about the degree to which interceptions bother New England QB Tom Brady--how he thinks about them all week. Maybe so, but if I'm going home daily to a wife name Gisele Bundchen, the occasional "pick" becomes a HECKUVA lot easier to swallow..........While covering a high school football game for ESPN Radio last week on a cold, windy, rainy night in central CT, I was also exposed to various other "pleasantries": a long, muddy walk to a small/unheated/crowded press box, a dimly-lit field with difficult-to-see yard-markers, and a loud band/unruly kids next to me--resulting in difficulty phoning in my reports. There's more: I was given no team rosters, there were no bathrooms in sight, there was bench seating in the limited-view, noisy press box that brought new meaning to the term "discomfort", and a fourth-quarter downpour resulting in my own paperwork getting totally soaked. Oh--finally, the parking lot made a sardine can seem roomy--resulting in a half-hour wait while exiting the premises. Yes, folks, putting all that aside, it was truly a TERRIFIC experience!..........Answer to trivia question: JERRY STACKHOUSE of the Detroit Pistons--who led the NBA in turnovers in 1999-'00 (311) and 2000-'01 (326)..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former NBA player Steve Johnson--who blows out 52 candles on November 3rd. A native of Ohio, Johnson played a total of ten seasons in the league (for a variety of teams) between 1981 and 1991--averaging 11.7 points and 5.5 rebounds per game for his career. A power forward/center, Johnson's best year came during the '86-'87 campaign while in Portland--a season in which he averaged 16.8 ppg/7.2 rpg; he was named to the NBA All-Star team the following season. Johnson played collegiately at Oregon State where he was the star of the 1980-'81 squad--a team that spent most of the season at #1 in the national polls. That year, Johnson made 235 of 315 shots for a field goal percentage of 74.6%--a single-season mark which remains an NCAA men's record to this day. Best wishes, Steve..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former University of Oklahoma softball standout Mariee Mena--who passed away recently from injuries sustained in a motorcycle accident; she was just 26. A California native, Mariee was a member of the Sooners’ 2003 and 2004 Women’s College World Series teams as well as Oklahoma’s 2007 Big 12 Championship squad. Mena earned USA Softball and NFCA National Player of the Week honors in February of '07 after leading OU at the Palm Springs Tournament--hitting a blistering .692 with eight RBI's. Mariee Mena is survived by her parents, Adam and Isela Mena, a sister, and two brothers; may she rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 10-24-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 09:44:08 PDT

ITEM: The Plainfield (CT) High School football team has scored a grand total of just THIRTEEN points over the course of its first five games this season. Sheesh, this team's offense sees the end zone about as often as pretty women wink at yours truly..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Who is the last NHL player to lead the league in goals scored for three consecutive years? Answer to follow..........I'm not sure what lovely model/actress Liz Hurley does to retard the aging process, but any GM of a big league team with an aging pitching staff should invest a TON of money to find out what it is..........Call me crazy, but isn't there something fundamentally bizarre about the fact that Sammy Wanjiru of Kenya can run the Chicago Marathon in a time (2:05.41) that's about 45 minutes FASTER than the average major league baseball game?..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a college football game played last weekend, New York Maritime defeated Becker 68-6; Becker fumbled EIGHT times during this massacre while the victorious squad never had to punt. Yeah--when it come to ugliness, this game ranks right up there with those old AMC cars such as the Gremlin, the Pacer, and the Matador..........This week in sports history, October 27, 1984: Washington State running back Rueben Mayes breaks college football's single-game rushing record--tallying 357 yards during his team's 50-41 victory over Oregon. Mayes broke the record previously held by Georgia Tech's Eddie Lee Ivery--who rushed for 356 yards in a game back in 1978. Amazingly, Mayes (who scored three TD's during the game) rushed for 156 yards in the second quarter ALONE; he would rush for 87 yards in the final quarter--ultimately breaking the record with 1:12 remaining on a four-yard run..........ITEM: Former Kentucky basketball coach Billy Gillispie is busted on a DUI charge after the arresting officer noticed his eyes were red, his speech was slurred, and he had a strong, fruity smell coming from him; Gillispie simply said that he was playing golf all day. Yeah--shame on that officer, Billy; I thought ALL law enforcement people were already aware of how popular Starbust candies and Hawaiian Punch were at most golf courses/country clubs these days..........Can you imagine if actress Lydia Cornell married former BC/Ohio St. basketball star Scoonie Penn, divorced, married Georgia attorney Bill Harvard--divorced again--then married former NFL QB Dave Brown? Fans of the Ivy League would surely delight in her full married name of Lydia Cornell Penn Harvard Brown..........WARNING: The following tidbit may cause intense stomach sickness/intestinal distress; read with caution: Alex Rodriguez of the New York Yankees came to bat 444 times during the regular season this year and was paid approximately $33 million. Folks, that comes out to more than $74,300 PER AT-BAT. Tums, anyone???..........Answer to trivia question: BRETT HULL of the St. Louis Blues--who led the NHL in goals scored each year from 1989-1992 with totals of 72, 86, and 70 respectively..........ITEM: Evander Holyfield and Mike Tyson meet on the "Oprah" Show--almost a dozen years after the infamous ear-biting incident during their heavyweight bout. Call it a coincidence, but I noticed right away that Oprah styled her hair that day in a way where her ears were totally hidden/unexposed--thus fending off any possible auricle-consuming attempt by anyone in attendance..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league player Bip Roberts--who blows out 46 candles on October 27th. A versatile infielder/outfielder, Roberts played for six different clubs between 1986 and 1998--the majority of his tenure having been spent as a member of the San Diego Padres. A native of Berkeley, CA, Bip stole 264 bases in his career and batted .294 lifetime; he finished fourth in the NL batting race (.323) in 1992 while with Cincinnati--a year in which he was also named to the NL All-Star squad. Best wishes, Bip..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league pitcher Larry Jansen--who passed away recently in Oregon at the age of 89. Jansen spent nine years in the majors between 1947 and 1956; he pitched for the New York Giants for eight years before ending his career with the Cincinnati Reds. A two-time 20-game winner for the Giants, Jansen is best known for being the winning pitcher in the 1951 playoff game decided by Bobby Thomson’s “Shot Heard ‘Round the World." His career record was 122-89 and he was a two-time NL All-Star. After his playing days were over, Jansen spent many years as a pitching coach for both the Giants and Cubs. May Larry Jansen rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 10-17-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 18:06:38 PDT

Terrific cause: Join big league pitcher Craig Breslow and others on Saturday, November 7th at the Omni Hotel in New Haven for the Strike 3 Foundation's First Pitch Celebrity Gala. Proceeds will benefit pediatric cancer research and those in attendance will have the opportunity to meet Andrew Bailey, Jack Cust, Rajai Davis, Shea Ralph, and others; guest speaker will be Nomar Garciaparra. More information can be obtained by visiting www.strike3foundation.org ..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1993-'94 Boston Bruins--who finished second in the NHL's Northeast Division--had three players on the team who scored more than 30 goals apiece. Can you name this talented trio? Answer to follow..........Can you imagine if legendary Canadian skier Nancy Green Raine married Kansas City Chiefs WR Dwayne Bowe, divorced, then married former MLB pitcher Steve Trout? Fish lovers everywhere would surely delight in her full married name of Nancy Greene Raine Bowe Trout..........College football: How 'bout Navy annihilating Rice 63-14 last weekend? Speaking of Navy--and water-related vessels in general--I guess Rice's ship never came in during this game. In fact, it appears that the Owls' ship had sunk long before this game even STARTED..........This week in sports history, October 19, 1957: At the Montreal Forum, Maurice Richard of the Canadiens scores the 500th goal of his illustrious career--leading his team to a 3-1 victory over Chicago. "The Rocket's" milestone goal was a 20-foot slapshot at 15:32 of the first period and was scored against Chicago goalie Glenn Hall. The 36-year-old Richard leaped into the arms of teammate Jean Beliveau shortly after the historic goal while more than 14,000 fans at the Forum delivered a long, standing ovation..........I hate to second-guess anyone--especially Red Sox manager Terry Francona--but NO WAY can you walk Torii Hunter to get to a talented, feared hitter like Vladimir Guerrero last weekend in Game 3 of the ALDS; I seriously cringed as soon as the decision was made and was vocal about it to the people viewing it with me. Yes, it ended up sending the Red Sox off to the golf course. Folks, I don't care WHAT the #'s said about Hunter's success vs. Papelbon--or the fact that Guerrero has done little in his career during the postseason. With the bases loaded, it was a 'no-brainer' that the overdue Guerrero--a dead-fastball hitter (and a .321 lifetime hitter)--was going to get a decent pitch to hit. He wasted no time in depositing the FIRST PITCH into center-field, and the Angels AND Guerrero finally had the "monkey" off their backs. Bottom line? I want Torii Hunter beating me in that situation rather than one Vlad Guerrero.........Speaking of the Red Sox: Just thinking that if catcher Jason Varitek and DH David Ortiz had aged HALF as well as actress Diane Lane has over the past few years, Boston would have won the AL East this season by 5 games or more..........Answer to trivia question: CAM NEELY (50 goals), ADAM OATES (32), and BRYAN SMOLINSKI (31)..........How 'bout Cleveland Browns QB Derek Anderson last Sunday vs. Buffalo? He played the ENTIRE game--completing 2-of-17 passes for 23 yards (ughhhh--that's NOT a misprint, my friends)--and his team WINS. This reminds me of the loud, obnoxious, smelly kid in high school who'd show up at dances halfway through and leave with the prettiest girl..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former NBA center Brad Daugherty--who blows out 44 candles on October 19th. The seven-footer--who played at North Carolina--spent his entire career with the Cleveland Cavaliers between 1986 and 1994; sadly, his career was cut short at the tender age of 28 due to recurrent back problems. Daugherty averaged an impressive 19 points and 9.5 rebounds per game during his pro career; he was a five-time All-Star and was a unanimous selection to the "All-Time Cleveland Cavalier" team back in 2000. He has done broadcasting work in various capacities for ESPN since his career ended; best wishes, Brad..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NFL offensive lineman Bob Kowalkowski--who died recently in Michigan at the age of 65 following a brief illness. Kowalkowski was a guard for the Detroit Lions from 1966-1976; he started every game for the team during his final five seasons in the Motor City. Kowalkowski was traded to Cleveland in 1977 and would later finish his career playing four games for Coach Bart Starr and the Packers in '77. A tireless worker, Bob was very active in charity work while playing AND in retirement; he founded the "Kowalkowski Open" golf tournament in 1973 with friends in order to help the blind and was also very active with the St. Jude's Children's Hospital. His son, Scott, was signed by the Lions in 1994 and played with the team through 2001; may Bob Kowalkowski rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 10-10-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:01:25 PDT

Congratulations go out to PGA golfer Kenny Perry--who recently was honored with the 2009 Payne Stewart Award. Celebrating its 10-year anniversary in 2009, the Payne Stewart Award is presented annually to a player sharing Stewart's respect for the traditions of the game, his commitment to uphold the game's heritage of charitable support, and his professional/meticulous presentation of himself and the sport through his dress and conduct. As noted in this column before, there is NO finer gentleman in golf--or ANY sport--than one Kenny Perry. Well done, Kenny; you're truly deserving of such recognition...........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1995 AFC Champion Pittsburgh Steelers had two players who rushed for more than 500 yards that season. Can you name these two running backs? Answer to follow..........Do you ever wonder why the Yale Precision Marching Band is not quite like your "ordinary" college marching band? For starters, how 'bout some of the unit's song selections from the first couple of home games this season: "Rock You Like A Hurricane" (Scorpions), "Anyway You Want It" (Journey), and "Paradise City" (Guns N' Roses)..........This week in sports history, October 12, 1967: The great Bob Gibson ends the Red Sox' "Impossible Dream" season--pitching a complete-game three-hitter in Game 7 of the World Series at Fenway Park. The 7-2 St. Louis victory was Gibson's THIRD win of the '67 Fall Classic--easily earning him the Series MVP Award. Altogether, Gibson hurled 27 innings vs. Boston--giving up just 14 hits and striking out 26; he also homered to help his own cause during the Game 7 clinching victory.........I used to think that watching Gale Sayers carry the football was a true thing of beauty--that is, until I recently visited the "Gallery" section of Carmen Electra's website.........While watching the Yale/Lafayette football game last weekend at the Yale Bowl, I noticed that the visiting team had a starting tight end on its roster named Michael Bolton. I was almost hoping that the guy would get tackled by a Yale player, stand up immediately, then break into a few lines of "Back On My Feet Again."..........Dick Graham, a true walking baseball "encyclopedia" from West Haven, recently shared the following story with the "Silver Sluggers" weekly baseball discussion group--which holds its meetings in Derby. As Graham is almost ALWAYS serious whenever he speaks, this truly caught EVERYONE off guard: "One time when Joe Torre was catching, he got hit in the mask by a backswing and broke his nose. While recuperating, he became a third baseman. When his nose had healed, he began catching again but the pitchers noticed that he was squatting two feet back farther than normal. When people asked Torre WHY he was doing that, he simply stated that he was scared of getting hit again. This is when Torre earned his nickname. WHAT nickname is that--you may ask? Chicken Catcher Torre"..........O.K.--picture the scenario: Tennis great Virginia Wade marries Hall of Fame quarterback Joe Montana, divorces, marries former MLB player U L Washington--divorces again--then marries N.Y. Mets pitcher John Maine. Geography lovers everywhere would surely delight in her full married name of Virginia Montana Washington Maine..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a college football game played last weekend in the Midwest, Minnesota-Duluth demolished MSU-Moorhead 76-7; the winning squad held a 41-0 lead after ONE QUARTER and led 55-0 at halftime. Seriously, I don't think I've seen anything THAT ugly since the purple leisure suit one of my friends owned back in the 1970's..........Answer to trivia question: ERRIC PEGRAM (813 yards) and BAM MORRIS (559)..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Andy Beene--who blows out 53 candles on October 13th. Don't get Andy confused with former pitcher Fred Beene; Fred had much more major league success. Andy appeared in just six big league games in 1983 and '84 with the Milwaukee Brewers--pitching only 20.2 career innings. And over that span, Beene gave up a total of 24 earned runs, folks--rendering him with a lifetime ERA of 10.45. Hey--he CAN tell his grandchildren that he DID make the "bigs" and strike out 11 batters during his playing days, right? Best wishes, Andy..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NFL coach Monte Clark--who died recently in Detroit from a bone marrow malignancy associated with lung and liver disease; he was 72. Clark was the offensive line coach for the famed 1972 Miami Dolphins--a team that went 17-0. He went on to be the head coach of the Detroit Lions from 1978-1984--leading the team to back-to-back playoff appearances in '82 and '83. Clark also did some college coaching at Stanford and Cal-Berkeley during the 90's; he became a broadcaster in Michigan when his coaching days came to a close. He is survived by his wife of 52 years, Charlotte, three sons, and eight grandchildren; may Monte Clark rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 10-3-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 07:35:11 PDT

I was just thinking that aging DOES have its benefits. Though the sports world we experience on a daily basis still attracts great interest from people of ALL ages, I DO feel sorry for those sports aficionados born within the past three decades or so. Why? Because if you were born after 1980........

* you didn't get to see the great Walter Payton carry the football in his prime--"Sweetness" personified
* you missed out on seeing MLB pitchers like Bob Gibson, Jim Palmer, Tom Seaver and Steve Carlton perform magic WITHOUT pitch counts
* you didn't get to see Rick Barry and Calvin Murphy shoot free throws
* you know nothing about the intensity of one Dick Butkus
* you missed seeing Dwight Gooden dazzle hitters in his rookie year of 1984--and follow that up with a "year for the ages" in 1985
* you have no recollection of the "No-Name Defense" and the "Purple People Eaters"
* you never got to read a Dick Young sports column
* you never heard Howard Cosell and "Dandy" Don Meredith together on "Monday Night Football"
* you missed out on seeing an NL player like George Foster hit 50 HRs with NO questions asked
* you didn't see Roberto Duran fight as a lightweight during his prime
* you don't recall an era when most sports autographs were FREE
* you probably didn't see Wayne Gretzky play for the Edmonton Oilers
* you weren't able to see "Pistol" Pete Maravich dribble a basketball, shoot a basketball, or do ANYTHING with a basketball
* you didn't see Johnny Bench catch a baseball game
* you never saw a football player like George Blanda
* you never got to see WHY Pete Rose became known as "Charlie Hustle"
* you grew up in an era when the "police blotter" was (still is!) a regular feature of the sports page
* you missed seeing the aforementioned "Pistol Pete" score 68 points vs. the Knicks and defensive whiz Walt Frazier back in '77--BEFORE there was a three-point line
* you didn't experience the "Miracle on Ice" in 1980
* you've probably paid more for a current Yankees yearbook than yours truly paid for a week's worth of Yankee Stadium bleacher seats in the early 80's
* a good part of your following of baseball has been in the "Steroid Era"--giving you a false sense of player accomplishments
* you haven't seen a perfect football season--i.e. the 1972 Miami Dolphins
* you never saw guys like McEnroe and Borg play tennis in their primes--or play EACH OTHER
* you weren't able to see a young Steve Busby pitch in the 1970's--before an injury cut short one of the promising careers of all-time
* you missed out on a time when "Fan Appreciation Nights" had meaning
* you've never seen regular three-inning saves
* you didn't get a chance to see the 1985 Chicago Bears play defense
* you didn't see George Brett flirt with .400 in 1980
* you grew up in an era where greed was commonplace (still is!), acceptable, and EVERYWHERE
* you didn't see Vida Blue pitch in 1971
* you didn't see Mark "The Bird" Fidrych pitch in 1976
* you've become used to an era where staying up past 11:30 PM to watch an east coast game is commonplace
* the "Thrilla in Manila" has little meaning to you
* you can't relate to why people were glued to their sets while watching "Wide World of Sports" during the 70's
* you have no recollection of the "pine tar incident"
* you didn't see the "Big Red Machine"
* you couldn't enjoy nicknames like "Blue Moon", "Catfish", "Sparky", or "Tug"
* you never saw Joe Namath throw a football--bad knees or NOT
* you never saw an old ABA game
* you--perhaps as a young parent--have been faced with the decision of attending a professional sporting event IN LIEU OF going on a family vacation
* you might have to Google the name "Bruce Jenner"
* you don't recall a coherent Muhammad Ali
* you don't know who "Wild" Bill Hagy is
* you didn't see stars such as Julius Erving, George Gervin, George McGinnis, and Nate "Tiny" Archibald play basketball
* you missed out on "The Mad Hungarian's" antics
* you never witnessed Ray Guy punting a football
* you've witnessed "shock sports journalism" to the max--and very few legitimate sports JOURNALISTS
* you weren't privy to the speed and power of one RB named Earl Campbell
* you can't relate to bringing $10 to a Yankee game and having the time of your life
* you never saw Pele play soccer
* you've attended very few--if ANY--MLB doubleheaders that WEREN'T day/night ones
* the song "We Are Family" has no sports-connection to you
* two-hour baseball games are foreign to you
* you've never seen a Bert Blyleven curveball

Yeah--maybe getting older isn't that bad after all.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 9-26-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:08:45 PDT

I was listening to an interview on WFAN last week as host Mike Francesa was talking to N.Y. Yankees superstar Mark Teixeira. While talking about his home field, the first baseman actually urged listeners who hadn't been there yet to make it a point to visit the new Yankee Stadium. My first reaction/thoughts: Easy for YOU to say, Mark, when you're earning more than $22 million per season. Perhaps if you and some of your teammates were forced to "get by" on, say, ONLY $6-7 million per season, then more people out there actually COULD visit the new shrine in the Bronx..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1983 Houston Astros hit only 97 home runs as a team. Can you name the club's HR leader that year (an infielder) who hit a total of just 20? Answer to follow..........Just HOW good was the pitching in the American League back in 1985? Fathom this: Bert Blyleven, who pitched for both Minnesota and Cleveland that year, led the league in games started (37), complete games (24), innings pitched (293.2), and shutouts (5)--but finished THIRD in the Cy Young Award voting behind Bret Saberhagen and Ron Guidry..........This week in sports history, September 28, 1988: In San Diego, pitcher Orel Hershiser of the Los Angeles Dodgers extends his consecutive scoreless-innings streak to 59--breaking the 20-year record of former Dodger hurler Don Drysdale. Hershiser entered the game vs. the Padres needing nine more shutout innings to tie Drysdale's mark; he would proceed to shut out San Diego for TEN innings before leaving the game--a pitcher's battle that was ultimately won by the Padres in 16 innings. Over the course of Hershiser's remarkable streak, he threw an impressive FIVE shutouts--blanking Atlanta twice, Cincinnati, Houston, and San Francisco..........Just thinking: If singer/songwriter Neneh Cherry ever married Yankees pitcher Phil Coke, soft drink lovers everywhere would delight in her full married name of Neneh Cherry Coke..........ITEM: Cleveland Cavaliers guard Delonte West is arrested for speeding while carrying a loaded shotgun and two loaded handguns on a motorcycle. Funny, before this, I always considered West a playmaker--NOT a "gunner"..........A suggestion to the football people at the University of New Haven: The next time you're politely invited to appear on a cable talk show in order to promote your resurrected program, please have the decency to SHOW UP. Is it me--or didn't most of us learn a LONG time ago to NOT bite the hand that feeds?..........Yours truly's idea of the PERFECT sports-themed day: A morning tennis date with Gabriela Sabatini--followed by a mid-afternoon golf round with Natalie Gulbis--ending with a candlelit dinner with NESN's Heidi Watney. Yeah--maybe in another lifetime, right?..........I don't know about you, but I miss hearing Marv Albert pronouncing the name of former Jets running back Nuu Faaola.......... Answer to trivia question: Shortstop DICKIE THON--who hit 20 of his lifetime 71 home runs that season for manager Bob Lillis' third-place club..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Charlie Kerfeld--who blows out 46 candles on September 28th. A native of Missouri who had a reputation as a "free spirit," Kerfeld became a household name while pitching in relief for the Astros in 1986--a year in which he went 11-2 while giving up just 71 hits in 93.2 innings. However, various health problems limited his success thereafter as he went on to spend just four total seasons in the "bigs." Yes, folks, Charlie Kerfeld would be done as a major league pitcher by the tender age of 27. In his post-playing days, Kerfeld has done some minor league managing and front office work for the Phillies; best wishes, Charlie..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former tennis great Jack Kramer--who died of cancer recently in Los Angeles at the age of 88. Kramer, who was the #1 player in the world for much of the late 1940's, won the Wimbledon singles title in 1947 and the U.S. Championships in '46 and '47. He also won seven Grand Slam titles in doubles before being forced to retire in 1954 due to an arthritic back. After his playing days ended, Kramer became one of the sport's greatest ambassadors; he was the founder of the ATP (Association of Tennis Professionals) and was heavily involved in the Los Angeles Tennis Open for many years--serving as its tournament chairman and director. An avid horse racing aficionado, Kramer could often be seen at the Del Mar race track watching his own horses run; he owned more than 100 over the years. Predeceased by his wife Gloria in 2008, Kramer is survived by five sons and eight grandchildren. May the great Jack Kramer rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 9-19-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 18:36:19 PDT

Hmmm, so I see that the lovely Charlize Theron recently graced the September issue of Vogue. No offense, New York fans, but she's a LOT easier on the eyes than the photo of the N.Y. Giants defensive front that appeared on the cover of the 8/31 issue of the Sporting News ..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1985 Toronto Blue Jays had four players on the squad who stole more than 20 bases apiece that season. Can you name these four men? Answer to follow.........O.K.--here goes: Actress Tuesday Weld marries legendary North Carolina educator Bill Friday, divorces, marries former MLB outfielder Rick Monday--divorces again--then walks down the aisle with NFL center Jeff Saturday. She then graces film sets with the full married name of Tuesday Friday Monday Saturday..........This week in sports history, September 21, 1985: A hungry Michael Spinks ends Larry Holmes' seven-year reign as heavyweight champion--winning a unanimous 15-round decision in Las Vegas. Holmes was attempting to tie the great Rocky Marciano's string of 49 straight victories but could only muster weak jabs against Spinks--the light-heavyweight title-holder. With the victory, Spinks was able to claim the crown that his brother Leon had held briefly back in 1978..........Anyone else out there who develops that "Mylanta stomach ache"/sick feeling in his/her gut--along with a rise in blood pressure--whenever the term "pitch count" comes up on MLB telecasts?..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a college football game played in Louisiana last weekend, Southern rolled over Central State 68-0; the losing squad was held to just 44 total yards while Southern scored at least two TD's in each quarter. Sheesh, and I thought the Michael Jackson/Lisa Marie Presley marriage/fiasco was a mismatch!..........ITEM: Former Patriots defensive lineman Richard Seymour says he's "excited" to join the Oakland Raiders--and finally reports to the league's worst team over the past six years. Sure, Richard, that's like yours truly saying that I'm "excited" when the VISA, American Express, and car insurance bills all arrive on the same day..........Call me crazy and/or misguided, but I think all major league teams should be required to display a huge neon sign in front of their ballparks that reads, "NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR FINANCIAL RUIN; OPEN PURSES AND WALLETS AT YOUR OWN RISK"..........Answer to trivia question: LLOYD MOSEBY (37), DAMASO GARCIA (28), JESSE BARFIELD (22), and GEORGE BELL (21)..........In the mood to see some terrific, memorable photos? The NY Daily News has put together a gallery of "Sports All-Time Greatest Upsets." Check out these excellent shots by visiting http://tinyurl.com/le6sxs ..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Mark Guthrie--who blows out 44 candles on September 25th. In a 15-year career that lasted from 1989-2003, Guthrie pitched for a total of TEN different teams--but the majority of his time was spent as a member of the Twins and Dodgers. Used mainly as a reliever during his career, the Buffalo native's best two seasons were arguably/strangely his LAST two. As a member of the Mets and Cubs in '02 and '03, Guthrie appeared in a total of 133 games during that span and posted ERA's of 2.44 and 2.74 respectively. Mark Guthrie compiled a lifetime record of 51-54 while appearing in a total of 765 major league games; best wishes, Mark..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former Lynchburg (VA) College soccer coach Bill Shellenberger--who died recently at the age of 88. Having played at Penn State during his own college days, Shellenberger took over the Lynchburg program in 1954 and went on to compile a record of 371-167-48 before retiring in 1989. The first collegiate soccer coach to win 300 games, he was a member of the Virginia Sports Hall of Fame--the first soccer personality ever to be inducted. Shellenberger is survived by a son, Hank, a daughter, Ginny, and a grandson; rest in peace, "Coach."

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 9-12-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 13:00:39 PDT

Just came across a picture of the lovely Christie Brinkley as she attended the U.S. Open in Flushing Meadows last week. One thing's for sure: If yours truly was there and able to make the acquaintance of this stunning beauty, the term "love match" would have taken on an ENTIRELY different meaning..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1979 Minnesota Twins, who finished 82-80 under manager Gene Mauch, had two regulars in their lineup who hit over .300--one an infielder and the other an outfielder. Can you name these two players? Answer to follow...........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a college football game played last week in the midwest, Southeast Missouri State annihilated Quincy 72-3. When I first read this score, I thought of the former TV series "Quincy" where Jack Klugman played a medical examiner--which is what the losing team may have been in need of after such a life-less performance..........A couple of great publications:Baseball in New Haven and Yale Football --both authored by Sam Rubin, who works in the sports publicity department at Yale. Sam recently told me that both books are available at amazon.com as well as barnesandnoble.com; if people are interested in autographed copies of these books, they can contact Sam Rubin directly by emailing him at sam.rubin@yale.edu.......... This week in sports history, September 15, 1971: Americans sweep at the U.S. Open for the first time in 16 years as Billie Jean King and Stan Smith capture singles titles at Forest Hills. King, who had won her first U.S. title back in 1967, disposed of Rosemary Casals rather easily--winning 6-4, 7-6. The second-seeded Smith--who had won the tournament as an amateur in 1969--came back to beat Jan Kodes of Czechoslovakia 3-6, 6-3, 6-2, 7-6 before a crowd of close to 13,000 at the West Side Tennis Club..........Sometimes, I think many of us would prefer sports announcers to speak in very plain terms; after all, it IS only baseball. Example: Last week, I heard N.Y. Mets announcer Howie Rose say that Rockies outfielder Ryan Spilborghs "took a circuitous route to the ball." Translation? The guy botched the play, Howie..........O.K.--here goes: English actress Jane March marries NFL assistant coach Bobby April, divorces, marries former MLB outfielder Carlos May--divorces again--then marries NFL linebacker Cato June. She then walks onto film sets with the full married name of Jane March April May June..........ITEM: Ohio State quarterback Terrelle Pryor shows support for disgraced pro QB Michael Vick during last week's game vs. Navy--displaying the name "Vick" on the eyeblack sticker under his left eye. Truthfully, folks, I don't know what to say--other than relay my concerns about the mindset of some young individuals in our society along with the lack of rational thinking EVERYWHERE these days.......... Answer to trivia question: Second baseman ROB WILFONG (.313) and centerfielder KEN LANDREAUX (.305)..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Doug Simons--who blows out 43 candles on September 15th. A native of Bakersfield, CA, Simons pitched only TWO years in the majors--1991 with the Mets and '92 with the Expos--and experienced very little success. In fact, his tenure with Montreal wasn't pretty AT ALL. Appearing in just seven games for a total of 5.1 innings with the Expos, Simons allowed 15 hits and 14 earned runs. Yes, folks, Doug Simons ended the 1992 campaign with an ERA of 23.63. Hey--they all can't be Jeff Reardon, right? Best wishes, Doug..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NFL running back John Stephens--who died recently in Louisiana in a single-vehicle accident when his pickup truck veered off a highway; he was 43. Stephens was named the 1988 Offensive Rookie of the Year when he rushed for 1,168 yards for New England and was named to the Pro Bowl. He played a total of six NFL seasons--also spending time with Green Bay, Atlanta and Kansas City before retiring with 3,440 career yards and 18 touchdowns. As a college player at Northwestern State, Stephens broke the school's career rushing record previously set by Joe Delaney--who would also play for the Kansas City Chiefs. John was also the first recipient of the NFL's Gale Sayers Humanitarian Citation due to his terrific work on behalf of the Roxbury (MA) Comprehensive Community Health Center. May John Stephens rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 9-5-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 09:49:11 PDT

The "Not-So-Lazy" Days Of Summer

Yes--as the current summer fades away and the hot, scorching days come to a halt, I reflect upon my own summer vacations as a kid from long ago; yes, though "Father Time" has left his mark, certain memories still remain vivid. It was the 70's: no video games/computers to corrupt our minds, no iPods to play our favorite tunes, no legitimate excuses to stay indoors and become nuisances to others. So we spent time outdoors--a LOTTA time, in fact--and the baseball field was our daily destination.

Five or six of us would make the daily trek to the Emmett O'Brien baseball field a bit after noon; a couple of bats (including my Dad's coveted fungo), a bucket of balls, and our well-oiled baseball gloves would accompany us each day. Oh--refreshments, too, as I recall carrying a gallon jug of water on occasion--half-filled with ice--and/or the 64-ounce bottle of cola that Pepsi used to call "The Boss." Heat concerns? Nah--the hotter the better as we knew that a cooling dip in Tom's swimming pool (sometimes Joe's, too) would comfort us just a few hours later. We'd walk down Bruns Road on the way to the field and see the usual cast of neighborhood characters, i.e. Mrs. M. on her knees weeding dandelions or Mr. G. meticulously trimming his hedges. We'd cross the vacant tennis courts that led to the field and often be greeted by the smell of freshly-mowed grass; yeah, there was no better aroma come summertime. It was time to have fun, boys.

We never played organized games at O'Brien Tech due to the amount of kids involved; it was strictly fly ball shagging which we all grew to love. We'd all take turns being the batter (the dreaded job) for about 30 minutes apiece while the others dispersed in the outfield--some playing deep, some shallow. I always loved to play deep, especially if Tom (a weightlifter) was hitting the balls; boy, he could hit some towering blasts that were so fun to chase--some of them caught while leaning up against the rusting, chain link outfield fence. There was another kind of "shagging," too, when balls would go OVER the fence; it was then that we all took turns retrieving them while watching the balls roll down the hill toward the neighboring backyards at the bottom of a gully. Funny, though--I never remember anyone complaining while doing the "home run shagging." Bottom line? Perhaps we all realized there were only so many baseballs to go around. No baseballs, no more shagging. And none of us wore batting gloves, either, and I wonder to this day how our hands didn't bleed/blister badly with each of us hitting about 200 "fungoes" per day. On second thought, maybe they DID--but we were having way too much fun to complain about any slight discomfort we may have been experiencing at the time.

Looking back, I guess the real fun--at least for yours truly--came from making those nice running catches and acquiring the feeling that I could catch ANY ball that was in my vicinity. I remember that uplifting feeling of "mastering the sky" being SO powerful. Yeah, how cool; I had reached a point where I was catching those "high fly balls" that Bob Murphy talked about on Mets telecasts. What a terrific feeling-- being able to "read" the ball once it left the bat; I guess running down a few hundred fly balls per week DID come with a payoff. To this day, even when I catch/judge a fly ball while COACHING baseball, I think back to those many special summer days spent at O'Brien--ones that continue to resonate with joy.

Toward the end of our three-hour-or-so daily "celebration," we'd all move to the infield for some ground ball practice; yeah, as the hitter, there would now be a sense of relief: it was SO much easier smacking a few grounders than cranking fly balls for 30 minutes. And I recall the infield being SO dry and dusty by around three or four o'clock--and how on windy days the swirling dirt would actually turn to mud on our glistening, sweaty bodies. We'd then remind ourselves that the swimming pool would soon provide some welcomed relief--and also get us "clean" before dinner time. After everyone took their turn hitting grounders, we'd then pack it up for the day--disposing of used bottles/cups and taking inventory of our beat-up baseballs. And if we were missing one or two, Joe would always be there to remind us, "Don't worry, guys--we'll find them tomorrow." And we usually did.

After our soothing swim time, we'd then eat dinner with our families and congregate once again a few hours later to grab a soda at the nearby Hardee's. We'd pack ourselves into Joe's Dad's '66 Barracuda and soon be "toasting" to another "not-so-lazy" day spent doing what we loved. The best part? Knowing that we'd be doing it ALL OVER again the next day.

Yep, as another summer soon comes to an abrupt end, some memories will just keep on goin'.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 8-29-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 20:05:50 PDT

How 'bout 13-year-old Luke Ramirez of the Chula Vista, CA baseball team--who slugged two MONSTROUS home runs in the LL World Series last weekend vs. the Kentucky team? Rumor has it that Ramirez met with agent Scott Boras shortly after the game and will soon demand the following from his parents: an extension of his bedtime from 9 to 10PM, delivery of the newest Xbox games to his bedroom within 24 hours of their release to the general public, and a 500% increase in his weekly allowance..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The lowly 1991 Houston Astros--who finished 65-97 under manager Art Howe--had only ONE full-time starting pitcher with an above-.500 record. Can you name this former hurler? Answer to follow..........My good buddy Abe Knaster's "Gem of the Week": As far as sports are concerned, if practice makes perfect--and NOBODY's perfect--then WHY practice?..........Folks, I'm fed up with these idiotic people/"do-gooders" (let me translate that--"enablers") who say Plaxico Burress was too harshly punished for his recent gun possession charge. Just TWO years for carrying a LOADED, UNLICENSED gun in a public place--especially in New York City?? The guy should be doing more celebratory dances now than he ever did in any end zone. I also heard that Plax's wife is a lawyer. Ummm--nothing personal, Mrs. Plax, but I have to question the judgment of an attorney who obviously was once attracted to a clueless, rule-breaking, non-team oriented, cocky street-thug who's always thought he was above the law. Yes, my friends, just the kind of legal counsel I'd want representing me!..........This week in sports history, September 1, 1983: Frenchman Thierry Vigneron sets a world pole vault record--clearing 19 feet, 1 1/2 inches at the Golden Gala track and field meet at Rome's Olympic Stadium. After missing on his first two attempts, Vigneron finally broke the record of 19 feet, 1 inch--set by his fellow Frenchman Pierre Quinon just five days earlier in West Germany..........Count WFAN's Mike Francesa among those who believe that dolts like the aforementioned Burress will never "get it." His remarks during a monologue last week: "What we DO learn in life is that some people NEVER learn."..........A guy from Pittsburgh told me last week that he considers "Cash For Clunkers" to be the money he's spent this year to watch his hometown Pirates play baseball. I still say that it's a term for the cash put out by anyone who's purchased a boxed DVD set of Madonna's movies over the past 20 years or so..........With a slight assist from my colleague Norm Bender: Former Olympian Carol Lewis (sister of Carl) marries former Steelers WR Louis Lipps, divorces, marries PGA golfer Stewart Cink--divorces again--then marries Florida builder/developer Peter Shipps. Her full married name winds up being Carol Lewis Lipps Cink Shipps..........On an all-sports radio station last week, I heard sultry Carmen Electra doing a commercial for a cruise line. My first reaction was, "Why RADIO?" I say that if Ms. Electra does a similar TV spot--complete with the stunning beauty decked out in cruise-themed garb--the company sells at least TEN times as many cruises as it does over the radio airwaves..........Answer to trivia question: PETE HARNISCH--who went 12-9 for the sixth-place Astros that year..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league outfielder Von Hayes--who blows out 51 candles on August 31st. A native of Stockton, CA, Hayes played 12 years in the 'bigs" between 1981 and 1992 for the Indians, Phillies, and Angels--hitting .267 lifetime. Nicknamed Von "Purple" Hayes by ESPN's Chris Berman, Hayes' best year came in 1986 while with the Phillies--a season in which he led the National League in doubles (46) and runs scored (107) while hitting .305. In 1985, Hayes became the first player in MLB history to hit two home runs in the first inning of a baseball game--doing it vs. the Mets. An All-Star in 1989, Hayes became a minor league manager once his playing days were over; best wishes, Von..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former Louisiana Tech basketball player Lavelle Felton--who recently died from a gunshot wound he suffered while leaving a Milwaukee gas station; he was just 29. Felton averaged 13.7 points and 5.1 rebounds per game for Tech in 2002-2003; he then spent time with a Turkish team before playing in Greece and France. Last season, Felton played for Paderborn--a team in Germany--and helped his team reach the playoffs. At the time of his death, his agent had been negotiating with several teams interested in signing Lavelle for next season. Yes, another young man taken away from us WAY before his time; rest in peace, Lavelle.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 8-22-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 18:31:59 PDT

Column reader/contributor Abe Knaster of New York chimes in once again on his hometown team: "After much debate, Michael Jackson's final resting place was finally revealed. He was buried alongside the 2009 New York Mets." Abe also pointed out that Jose Guillen of the K.C. Royals recently sustained a torn knee ligament while putting on a shin guard--which automatically makes the outfielder very attractive to the Mets this coming off-season..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1982 Houston Astros--who finished fifth in the National League West--hit a total of only 74 home runs as a team. Can you name the team's top two home run hitters that season--who had totals of just 13 and 12? Answer to follow..........Yes, when someone like yours truly experiences a "not-so-good" day, there's always nesn.com/heidi to fall back on..........A caller on WFAN last weekend said disgraced QB Michael Vick should find employment OUTSIDE the NFL--that he is "educated" and could locate alternative work. Host Steve Somers' response: "What is he educated IN--learning how to kill animals?".......... Speaking of NESN: Love him or hate him, Hall of Famer Dennis Eckersley lays it all on the line during telecasts. During the 8/12 game vs. Detroit, "Eck" compared Tigers pitcher Zach Miner to former Red Sox hurler Bob Stanley due to the fact that Miner pitched both as a starter and a reliever in the same week; the term "rubber arm" was mentioned. The conversation turned to Eckersley comparing the modern pitcher to the one of years ago; he referred to the era of when Stanley pitched as "the days when saves were SAVES and men were MEN"..........This week in sports history, August 25, 1922: In the highest-scoring game in major league history, the Chicago Cubs outscore the Philadelphia Phillies 26-23 in a game played at windy Wrigley Field. The slugfest featured a total of 51 hits--27 by Chicago and 24 by Philly--with the Cubs having led 25-5 at one point. Philadelphia made a gallant comeback--scoring 14 runs in the final two innings--but ultimately fell short. Chicago was led by Cliff Heathcote with five hits, and were also propelled by a pair of homers off the bat of Hack Miller in a game that lasted approximately three hours..........One of the most fun-to-pronounce names in the Eastern League this season: OF/DH Deik Scram of the Erie SeaWolves..........Answer to trivia question: Second baseman PHIL GARNER (13) and catcher ALAN ASHBY (12)..........With all due respect to Hall of Famer Ozzie Smith and some of my media colleagues, Omar Vizquel is the best fielding SS I have ever seen; he just didn't do flips in the infield or win a championship in order to further his cause..........Pardon me for not fully understanding the phrase/concept, but does this "Cash For Clunkers" refer to the money spent by fans to watch the aforementioned New York Mets play?..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league infielder Webster Garrison--who blows out 44 candles on August 24th. A native of Louisiana, Garrison appeared in just five big league games during his short-lived career--playing first and second base for the Oakland A's in 1996. Perhaps the reason why Webster won't be collecting a major league pension is that he went 0-for-9 in those five games; yes, folks, Webster Garrison hit .000 lifetime. However, he CAN tell his grandchildren that he DID walk once during his MLB tenure--thus resulting in a lifetime on-base percentage of .100. Hey--they all can't be Rickey Henderson, right? Best wishes, Webster..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former college basketball coach/player Dick Holub--who died recently in Arizona at the age of 87. As a player, Holub was a member of LIU's 1941 NIT Championship team--leading the Blackbirds to a 25-2 record that season. Holub served in the Air Force during World War II and went on to play a season for the Knicks in the Basketball Association of America--the predecessor to the NBA. Dick Holub would become the first basketball coach at Fairleigh Dickinson--where he compiled a 233-167 record from 1949-1966. He also taught English at FDU and later became an academic advisor to the athletic department at UCONN. He is survived by his wife of 39 years, Eileen, four daughters, and two sons; rest in peace, "Coach."

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 8-15-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 15:21:43 PDT

Lazzari's "Cheap Win of the Week" (and it doesn't get much cheaper!): Undoubtedly goes to the Yankees' Joba Chamberlain, who labored through the minimum 5 innings last week vs. Boston--giving up a pair of homers, walking SEVEN, and allowing four earned runs. However, like many of his New York predecessors, he benefits from the team's potent offense--picking up the "W" during a 13-6 Yankee rout..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1984 Philadelphia Phillies--who finished at exactly .500 under manager Paul Owens--had two players on the squad who combined to steal 120 bases. Can you name these two gentlemen? Answer to follow..........I'm sorry, folks, but if N.Y. Giants QB Eli Manning is worth $16 million per season, then yours truly is at the top of actress Sharon Stone's cell phone contact list--with a STAR next to his name..........A year or two after I first inquired about it, I'm STILL wondering if PGA golfer Boo Weekley has a cousin named Applaud Monthly..........**ATTENTION PARENTS: Take your kids out to one (or more) of the three remaining "Sundae Fundae Rundae" promotions at Dodd Stadium in Norwich this summer. In addition to seeing some great baseball being played by the first-place Connecticut Defenders, kids get to run the bases after the game and receive FREE ice cream--sponsored by Edy's. The three upcoming "Fundae" dates are 8/16, 8/23, and 9/6--with all games starting at 1:05..........This week in sports history, August 17, 1933: Lou Gehrig of the New York Yankees makes baseball history--playing in his 1,308th consecutive game vs. the St. Louis Browns to break Everett Scott's major league record. The "Iron Horse's" streak had begun on June 1, 1925; play was stopped after the first inning of the game as Gehrig was presented with a silver statue by American League President Will Harridge. The Browns ultimately put a damper on this special occasion--beating the Yankees 7-6 in 10 innings in a game played at Sportsman's Park in St. Louis..........Hilarious moment: I was having coffee at a local breakfast joint recently while watching the news on the overhead TV. The CNN anchor proceeds to report that David Ortiz of the Red Sox had tested positive for a PED a few years back. Immediately, about 4 or 5 of us male patrons--unplanned and IN UNISON--sarcastically yelled out, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!" (in "you don't say!" fashion). Following another 20 seconds or so of collective laughter among us, we all finished our coffee/breakfasts and went our separate ways. Yes, you had to be there, folks..........Can you imagine if former MIT basketball player Kimberly Soo Hoo married former British boxer Jim Watt--divorced--then married PGA golfer Mike Weir? Inquisitive minds would surely delight in her full married name of Kimberly Soo Hoo Watt Weir..........Once again, gotta love Steve Somers of WFAN Radio in New York--one of my "faves" in the business. When asked recently about the early-season home run barrage at the new Yankee Stadium, he referred to the building as "The House That Someone Who Flunked Out Of Engineering School Built"..........ITEM: The aforementioned David Ortiz--addressing a positive drug test-- says he was "a little bit careless back in the days when I was buying supplements." Pardon me, David, but what constitutes "a little bit careless" when purchasing supplements is when one buys a Met-Rx Bar when they really wanted to purchase a PowerBar instead..........Answer to trivia question: JUAN SAMUEL (72) and VON HAYES (48)..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league infielder Charles Henry "Bucky" Guth--who blows out 62 candles on August 18th. Bucky Guth is a member of that unique fraternity of big league players who hit .000 lifetime in the "bigs." Yes, as a shortstop, Guth came to bat just three times in 1972 while playing with the Minnesota Twins--going hitless. However, he CAN tell his grandchildren that he DID score one run in the majors--and fielded all four of the balls hit to him cleanly; yes, folks, Bucky Guth is in the MLB record book with a lifetime fielding percentage of 1.000. Best wishes for many more birthdays to come, Bucky..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league pitcher Carlton Willey--who died recently of complications from lung cancer at the age of 78. Willey pitched eight seasons for the Braves and Mets between 1958 and 1965--winning 38 games in his career. A native of Maine whose career would be interrupted by a two-year stint in the Army, Willey won a career high 9 games for the Braves during his rookie year of 1958--pitching to an impressive ERA of 2.70 while hurling four shutouts. On the flip side, he was also known for his hitting futility; Willey hit just .099 for his career including a 1-for-54 season (.019) in 1961 while with Milwaukee. Appearing in the 1958 World Series vs. the Yankees, Willey pitched a scoreless inning in Game 5. After his career ended, Willey worked at a variety of jobs--including spending some time as a scout for the Philadelphia Phillies; may Carlton Willey rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 8-8-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:00:19 PDT

Paul Ferrante--a local baseball stadium historian--recently chimed in on the new Yankee Stadium: "Surely, it's a shrine to the Yankees--but it's also a shrine to EXCESS"..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1983 Kansas City Royals had three players on the team who stole more than 25 bases apiece. Can you name these three individuals? Answer to follow..........Newly-acquired N.Y. Mets outfielder Jeff Francoeur recently told the New York Post that his favorite actress is Charlize Theron. Two things: 1) This guy just became my favorite athlete in New York. 2) There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with his eyesight..........GM Charlie Dowd and the Connecticut Defenders continue to give fans a huge "bang for their buck." Senior citizens can truly benefit from the many promotions at Dodd Stadium as there are three "Senior Citizen Wednesdays" remaining this season (8/12, 8/26, and 9/2). Fans 55 and older can purchase tickets for just $3 and are allowed to participate in "Seniors Stroll The Bases" following the game. More info can be obtained by visiting the Defenders' website at www.ctdefenders.com ..........This week in sports history, August 10, 1980: The great Jack Nicklaus wins his fifth PGA Championship--shooting a final round 69 at the Oak Hill Country Club in Rochester, New York. It was the 19th major tournament win in the "Golden Bear's" fabulous career and his 68th career victory overall. His four-round total of 274 was SEVEN shots better than runner-up Andy Bean--making for the largest margin of victory in the history of the tournament..........I still think my favorite Chris Berman nickname of all-time is the one given to former outfielder Bernard "Innocent Until Proven" Gilkey..........Newly-enshrined Hall of Famer Rickey Henderson was named after famed singer Ricky Nelson; the former player's full name is Rickey Nelson Henley Henderson. Ah, that now seems to be very appropriate seeing that this "Travelin' Man" played for a whopping NINE different teams over his long, storied career..........Speaking of well-traveled men, how 'bout Todd Donovan of the New Hampshire Fisher Cats (AA Eastern League)--who's played for SEVEN different organizations (Padres, Dodgers, Indians, Orioles, Rangers, A's and Blue Jays) over the past decade or so? If THIS guy doesn't deserve a lucrative endorsement deal from American Tourister or Samsonite, then NO ONE does..........I had the pleasure of interviewing former MLB outfielder Carlos May on "Monday Night Sports Talk" recently--a man who lost his thumb back in 1969 while serving in the Marine Reserves. Luckily, May was able to adjust socially and proceeded to enjoy a fairly productive baseball career thereafter--both here and in Japan. However, it's become very clear that many individuals who've served in Operation Iraqi/Enduring Freedom--including some athletes not as talented as Mr. May--are struggling mightily these days. Enter the VOIEF (Veterans of Operation Iraqi and Enduring Freedom), founded by Kurt Schwab--a fine organization that helps men/women who have fought for our country transition/cope after returning home. More info about donating to this terrific cause/organization can be obtained by visiting www.voief.org or by emailing Mr. Schwab at kschwab@voief.org ..........Great point made by Tim McCarver during last week's Yankees/White Sox game on FOX--talking about pitching success: "Even at its highest level, baseball remains a simple game: STRIKE ONE"..........Answer to trivia question: WILLIE WILSON (59), UL WASHINGTON (40), and JOHN WATHAN (28)..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league first baseman George Canale--who blows out 44 candles on August 11th. Don't remember this native of Memphis? You're forgiven. Canale played just three years in the "bigs" with Milwaukee from 1989-'91--appearing in only 44 games--and he surely didn't make Brewers fans forget about Cecil Cooper. In 73 career at-bats, Canale tallied just 12 hits--thus resulting in a lifetime batting average of just .164. I guess an optimist points out that four of Canale's 12 lifetime hits were home runs--a terrific ratio--and that he also walked a dozen times during his short major league tenure. Best wishes, George..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league relief pitcher Luis Quintana--who died recently in West Palm Beach, FL; it was determined that Quintana died of natural causes after being found in his car after it crashed. Quintana appeared in a total of 22 games in 1974 and '75 for the California Angels--going 2-3 with an ERA of 5.03. A native of Vega Baja, Puerto Rico, Quintana was originally signed by the S.F. Giants back in 1971 as an amateur free agent; he was 57 years old at the time of his death. May Luis Quintana rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 8-1-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:27:23 PDT

Another gem submitted by column reader Abe Knaster of New York: If famed socialite Ivana Trump married pop singer Neil Diamond, divorced, then married legendary golfer Jack Nicklaus, she'd be attending cocktail parties worldwide reeking of "high maintenance" with the name of Ivana Diamond Nicklaus. Keep 'em coming, Abe.........TRIVIA QUESTION: The lowly 1989 Detroit Tigers, who won just 59 games, were led in home runs by second baseman Lou Whitaker--who hit a career-high of 28. Can you name the outfielder who had the next highest total of round-trippers for Detroit that season? Answer to follow..........Nice gesture by Bank of America--who recently joined the Connecticut Defenders Community CARES Program. Through this program, corporate partners of the Defenders purchase blocks of seats that are distributed to individuals, families, and non-profit organizations who would otherwise not be able to attend games at Dodd Stadium in Norwich. Due to the generosity of the team and its partners, approximately 20 premium seats are made available for each game. For more information on how to become a partner in the Defenders Community CARES Program or to reserve tickets, contact Jessica Schineller, Director of Community Relations/Promotions at (860)-887-7962 ext. 16 or email her at jschineller@ctdefenders.com.......... This week in sports history, August 4, 1932: The great Babe Didrickson earns her second gold medal at the Summer Olympics in Los Angeles--clocking a world-record time of 11.7 seconds in the 80-meter hurdles. Didrickson narrowly beat fellow American Evelyn Hall--outstretching her by about a half-inch at the finish line. Earlier, Didrickson had set a world record in the javelin throw--thus adding to her growing reputation as the best female athlete in the world..........Question: Now that Jessica Simpson has split up with Dallas Cowboys QB Tony Romo, do you think she'd be interested in an aging, bald, broke, arthritic sports columnist anytime soon?..........Speaking of the CT Defenders, great job by GM Charlie Dowd and his staff--honoring all veterans/current enlistees during "Military Appreciation Night" last week vs. New Britain at Dodd Stadium. The pre-game ceremony--which paid great homage to those who've sacrificed for our freedom--included a parade around the stadium by flag-toting motorcycle riders. Great job, Defenders--and a great crowd (7,163), to boot.........These days, when I hear those famed words "the luckiest man on the face of the earth," I not only think of the great Lou Gehrig. No, I also think of ex-hockey player Ron Duguay--who just happens to be married to the former supermodel/still-current beauty Kim Alexis..........Am I mistaken--or wasn't David Price of the Tampa Bay Rays supposed to be the next coming of Johan Santana by now?..........Answer to trivia question: FRED LYNN--who finished with a modest total of only 11 home runs for Sparky Anderson's last-place Detroit club..........I say put a new wing in baseball's Hall of Fame for anyone who played in the "Steroid Era"--and have customers gain admittance by placing used needles/syringes outside its entrance..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league first baseman Sid Bream--who blows out 49 candles on August 3rd. A native of Carlisle, PA, Bream spent his entire 12-year career in the National League between 1983 and 1994 as a member of the Dodgers, Pirates, Braves, and Astros--hitting .264 lifetime. His best year came in 1986 while with Pittsburgh--a year in which he hit 16 home runs and drove in 77 runs. Though he had the reputation of being an extremely slow runner, Bream will forever be remembered for scoring the winning run in Game 7 of the 1992 NLCS vs. his old Pittsburgh team--propelling the Braves to the World Series. Bream was also the 1990 recipient of the Hutch Reward--given to a player who exemplifies a fighting spirit and desire to win. Since his playing days ended, Bream has done a fair amount of motivational speaking; best wishes, Sid..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NFL player Pio Sagapolutele--who passed away back in June of a brain aneurysm at the age of 39. Born in American Samoa, Sagapolutele played for the Browns, Patriots, and Saints during his seven-year career--tallying seven career sacks and 89 solo tackles. He was the starting defensive tackle for the Patriots in Super Bowl XXXI, but a variety of injuries forced Sagapolutele to retire prematurely in 1999. A tremendous citizen off the field, Pio was also known for running football camps for underprivileged kids in California and Hawaii. He leaves a wife, Yvonne, and three children; may Pio Sagapolutele rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 7-25-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 17:19:11 PDT

*ATTENTION PARENTS: One of the best things you can do for your child this summer is to pick up a copy of the book A Glove Of Their Own--winner of the 2009 Benjamin Franklin Children's Book Award. Written by Debbie Moldovan, Keri Conkling, and Lisa Funari-Willever (and illustrated by Lauren Lambiase), it's a story of underprivileged kids' raw love for the game while playing with an inadequate amount of worn-out equipment. The price of this wonderful publication is $15.95; proceeds from each sale will be donated to organizations whose goal is to see less-fortunate kids in this country finally HAVE a glove they can truly call their own. More details about the book along with ordering info can be obtained by visiting www.agloveoftheirown.com ..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Who was the last member of the San Francisco Giants to lead the National League in runs scored? HINT: It was NOT Barry Bonds; answer to follow..........Very few happenings in the sports world these days cause me to smile and get goosebumps; 59-year-old Tom Watson's performance at the British Open last weekend DID. If any so-called "sports fan" out there didn't get a lump in his/her throat when the man approached the green on the final hole last Sunday (I also stood up and applauded while watching it on TV), then check your emotional health IMMEDIATELY. You may have come up short in a playoff vs. Stewart Cink, Mr. Watson, but thank you for some memories that one sports columnist will always cherish.........This week in sports history, July 27, 1952: 30-year-old Emil Zatopek does the unthinkable--winning the Olympic marathon in Helsinki after already having won gold in the 5,000 and 10,000 meter races just days before. A major in the Czechoslovakian army, Zatopek completed the marathon in a time of 2:23.3; incredibly, it was more than SIX minutes better than it had ever been run in Olympic competition. With 70,000 people watching and applauding wildly as he entered the stadium tunnel, Zatopek would end up finishing almost a half-mile in front of his closest competitor--Reinaldo Gorno of Argentina..........What a pleasure having Jim Kaat broadcast the Red Sox/Blue Jays games on NESN last week--along with regular play-by-play guy Don Orsillo. During one telecast, Orsillo pointed out the annoying, modern day phenomena of pitch counts--and how pitchers of long ago STRENGTHENED their arms by simply throwing MORE pitches. Kaat agreed--then added, "The arm of a pitcher will RUST out before it WEARS out."..........How 'bout the American League using Jonathan Papelbon, Joe Nathan, and Mariano Rivera over the last three innings to secure another AL victory in the recent All-Star Game? The odds of the NL scoring against those guys were about the same as yours truly dining with Charlize Theron, Jennifer Aniston, and Sharon Stone on consecutive evenings this coming week..........ITEM: Troubled PGA golfer John Daly appears to have found a new soulmate, Anna Cladakis; the woman--employed by Hooters Restaurants--wants to make it clear that she is a marketing director and NOT a waitress at the famed chain. In any case, when you're dating a guy who's had problems with alcohol in the past and has been married a few times, I'd keep him AWAY from Hooters and insist that he frequents the nearest Waffle House as much as possible..........Answer to trivia question: WILL CLARK--who tied for the league lead in runs scored (104) in 1989 with Howard Johnson of the Mets and Chicago's Ryne Sandberg..........Column reader Abe Knaster of New York chimes in with this gem: "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the REST of them drown, too?".........Happy birthday wishes go out to former figure skater/TV commentator Peggy Fleming--who blows out 61 candles on July 27th. Fleming won five U.S. titles and three World titles during her illustrious career. But most memorable was her capturing gold at the 1968 Olympics in Grenoble, France--the ONLY gold medal won by the U.S. team during that year's Winter Games. Peggy went on to star in the Ice Follies for years as well as provide expert commentary for ABC Sports. A breast cancer activist/survivor who was diagnosed in 1998, Fleming and her husband now operate a vineyard/winery in California; best wishes, Peggy..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former football coach Dennis Fryzel--who passed away recently of renal cancer in Duluth, GA at the age of 67. Known for his intensity and for being a terrific motivator, Fryzel put together a record of 14-8 at the University of Tampa before that school dropped its football program in the 1970's; he later coached special teams for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and also had coaching stints at Syracuse, Air Force, and Ohio State. He is survived by his wife, Gayle, two daughters, two brothers, and four grandchildren. Rest in peace, "Coach."

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 7-18-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:30:21 PDT

Great cause: The Epilepsy Foundation of Connecticut is proud to announce its 23rd annual Mud Volleyball Tournament on Saturday, August 15, 2009 at Zoar's Pond on Randolph Road in Middletown, Connecticut. The Foundation's catchy motto for this event is that "it's good, clean fun;" proceeds go toward improving the lives of people with epilepsy--along with their families. Registration/further information about this wonderful event can be obtained by contacting The Epilepsy Foundation of Connecticut, 386 Main Street, Middletown, CT 06457-3360. One may also call (800) 899-3745 or find more info online at www.epilepsyfoundation.org/connecticut.......... TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1990 World Series champion Cincinnati Reds had no 100-RBI men on the team, but did have two players on the squad who hit more than 20 home runs. Can you name these gentlemen? Answer to follow ..........Gotta love New York Mets broadcaster Howie Rose, who had the following to say last Sunday after a Reds pitcher struggled mightily in relief--giving up a pair of home runs: "David Weathers--true to his name--had a very 'stormy' 7th inning!"..........This week in sports history, July 21, 1973: "Hammerin'" Hank Aaron of the Braves reaches yet another milestone in his storied baseball career--hitting home run #700 during an 8-4 Atlanta loss vs. Philadelphia. In the game played at Atlanta's Fulton County Stadium, Aaron connected off Phils' left-hander Ken Brett--sending the ball over 400 feet into the left/center-field bleachers. The memorable blast moved Aaron to within 14 homers of Babe Ruth's all-time record of 714..........ITEM: Singer Justin Timberlake makes his first hole-in-one ever--using a 5-iron to card the ace at a course in Los Angeles last week. I'll go on record as saying say that this guy having had girlfriends such as Cameron Diaz, Jessica Biel, and Scarlett Johansson is still a MUCH GREATER accomplishment...........ANOTHER great cause: On October 9th of this year, the annual Ann Liguori Foundation Charity Golf Classic will be held at the Maidstone Club in East Hampton, NY. Held each fall, the tournament has raised well over a million dollars for cancer research and prevention over the years; more information on this tremendous event can be obtained by visiting Ann's website: www.annliguori.com ..........Just thinking: If Seattle Mariners OF Ken Griffey Jr. had aged HALF as well as model/actress Carol Alt has over the past few years, then the Mariners would have a 5 game lead in the AL West right now..........Call me jealous or whatever, but I have a MAJOR problem with the fact that the amount of money that Tiger Woods' two young children have in their bank accounts RIGHT NOW is more dollars than yours truly will earn in his entire LIFETIME..........Answer to trivia question: CHRIS SABO (25) and ERIC DAVIS (24)..........Terrific quote from Connecticut Defenders P.A. announcer Ed Weyant last Sunday after being told that S.F. Giants picher Matt Cain had bruised his arm the day before--and was doubtful for the All-Star game: "I guess Cain isn't 'able', huh?"..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Mike Witt--who blows out 49 candles on July 20th. A native of Fullerton, CA, Witt spent 12 years in the majors between 1981 and 1993 as a member of the Angels and Yankees--winning 117 games lifetime. A two-time All-Star while with California, Witt won 15 or more games an impressive four years in a row between 1984-1987. He also fared well in the post-season--having pitched in the ALCS twice with the Angels ('82 and '86) while allowing 15 hits in over 20 innings of work; his lifetime post-season ERA was 3.05. Best wishes, Mike..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former USC/NFL player George Belotti--who passed away a few weeks ago in Arcadia, CA from complications of a stroke. Belotti was an offensive lineman at USC from 1954-1956; he also appeared in the '54 Rose Bowl and the '57 Hula Bowl. Originally an eighth-round pick of the Green Bay Packers, Belotti played center with the Houston Oilers in 1960--when that team won the very first AFL championship; he later played with the San Diego Chargers. He is survived by his wife, Marie, twin daughters, and a granddaughter; may George Belotti rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 7-11-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 19:17:40 PDT

ITEM: American Joey Chestnut wins his third consecutive Nathan's Hot Dog Eating contest--consuming 68 wieners to defeat his archrival Takeru Kobayashi. With some nutritional information in hand, try to fathom this, my friends: That translates to approximately 21,000 calories (not counting the buns), 1,367 grams of fat, 2,380 mg of cholesterol, and 46,512 mg of sodium. I sincerely apologize to any cardiologists out there who read this column regularly--i.e. Dr. David Kramer of California--for the shock value contained in those aforementioned numbers..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Who was the last Chicago Cubs catcher to hit 30 or more home runs in a season? Answer to follow...........One of the great quotes I've come across lately--attributed to former Dodgers star Steve Garvey: "The difference between the old ballplayer and the new ballplayer is the jersey. The old ballplayer cared about the name on the front. The new player cares about the name on the BACK."..........This week in sports history, July 14, 1991: LPGA golfer Meg Mallon wins her second major title in three weeks--shooting a final-round 67 to capture the U.S. Women's Open held at the Colonial Country Club in Fort Worth, Texas. Trailing by two shots entering the final round while playing in 98-degree heat, Mallon made birdies on the 14th and 15th holes--propelling her to a two-stroke victory over Pat Bradley. Mallon had won the LPGA championship two weeks before in Bethesda, MD, to claim the first victory in her four-year LPGA career...........Question: Since Red Sox OF Jason Bay has a daughter named Evelyn, will friends be able to call her "E-BAY" in the future--or will they catch heat from the online auction giant?..........On the final day of competition at the recent Travelers Championship played at the TPC in Cromwell, Travelers announced a commitment by the Travelers Foundation to raise the tournament’s total charitable contribution to $1.08 million for 2009; that now puts the tournament’s contribution on equal footing with the champion’s purse. One of the pleasures of attending this event yearly is knowing that the tournament contributes 100 percent of its net proceeds to Connecticut charities--primarily The Hole in the Wall Gang Camp (which assists children suffering from cancer and other serious diseases) and the Greater Hartford Jaycees Foundation. Yes, folks, when you combine great golf with some great causes, EVERYONE wins..........Yet another terrific Wimbledon final--this time between Roger Federer and Andy Roddick--with "King Roger" winning 16-14 in the fifth set. Yes, Mr. Federer now stands alone at the top of the Grand Slam singles list. But the valiant effort by Roddick--and the class he exhibited following the loss--was almost as impressive. Yes--we definitely learned that there IS an "A-ROD" out there TRULY deserving of accolades and applause..........ITEM: Boston Red Sox infielder Kevin Youkilis sees his batting average drop about 60 points between June 1st and July 1st. I can only surmise that "Youk" having to look at lovely sideline reporter Heidi Watney each and every game has FINALLY become a bit of a distraction..........One thing's for sure: When Dr. Phil utters those familiar words "I want you to get excited about your life," he is NOT directing them toward former Red Sox player/recent NESN guest broadcaster Sean Casey..........Answer to trivia question: RICK WILKINS, who hit an even 30 homers for the '93 Cubs--and would never hit more than 14 in a season thereafter..........Speaking of the aforementioned Federer and Roddick: If their performances last Sunday had ANYTHING to do with the fact that they are both newlyweds, then yours truly may be forced to alter his negative opinion on the concept of marriage altogether..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league infielder Vic Rodriguez--who blows out 48 candles on July 14th. There may be a legitimate reason why most fans may not remember Vic: He played just two seasons in the "bigs"--1984 with the Orioles and 1989 with the Twins. However, he truly made the most of it--compiling a .429 lifetime average while banging out 12 hits in 28 career at-bats. As a minor leaguer, he appeared in more than 1,700 games and later became a minor league coach/instructor; best wishes, Vic..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league pitcher Hal Woodeshick--who died recently in Houston at the age of 76. In a career that lasted from 1956-1967, Woodeshick pitched for five teams: Detroit, Cleveland, Washington, Houston, and St. Louis. Used mostly in relief while appearing in 427 games, he accumulated 44 career wins and compiled a lifetime ERA of 3.56. His best year came in 1963 while with Houston--a year in which he won 11 games in relief, pitched to a 1.97 ERA, and gave up only 75 hits in 114 innings; he was also named to the NL All-Star team that season. Woodeshick was also a member of the '67 world championship Cardinals squad and pitched a scoreless inning in the Fall Classic that year vs. Boston. Sadly, Hal Woodeshick had been beset by health problems a long time before his death; may he finally rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 7-4-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:00:22 PDT

Out at the Travelers Championship last weekend, I was following the threesome of Joe Durant, Boo Weekley, and Jay Williamson for a few holes. Coming off the 9th green, I witnessed a young girl politely inquire to Weekley, "Boo, may I have your autograph?" Weekley simply stopped and smiled--then offered, "I'll do better than that--how 'bout an autographed ball?" He then signed the ball, flipped it to the glowing youngster, and proceeded to the 10th tee amid an ovation due to his gracious efforts. Yes, some athletes DO get it, folks; talk about a guy with the WRONG nickname, huh? Hooray for you, Boo..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1985 Toronto Blue Jays had two pitchers on their staff who had a combined record of 18-0. Can you name this pair of hurlers? Answer to follow..........Speaking of the Travelers, many thanks go out once again to tournament director Nathan Grube, media/marketing manager Anne Marie McLaughlin, and the rest of the staff for their hospitality once again this year. Even when things don't go as smoothly as expected, they are quick to remedy problem situations--and are true pros at what they do..........Just thinking: If former Texas Tech golfer Tracy Stanford married ex-UCONN RB Donald Brown, divorced, married PGA golfer Ken Duke--divorced again--then married Trail Blazers VP Tom Penn, various college grads would truly delight in her full married name of Tracy Stanford Brown Duke Penn..........Yes, I'm sure that most people who know me would venture to say that I'm a true "sports fanatic." But I must admit one thing: When I think of the initials "CD," I don't think of Carroll Dale, Charlie Dressen, Chuck Daly, or Clay Dalrymple. No, for some strange reason, only one name comes to mind these days: CAMERON DIAZ..........This week in sports history, July 6, 1986: Infielder Bob Horner of the Atlanta Braves blasts FOUR home runs; however, his heroics are not enough as his team loses to the Montreal Expos 11-8 at Atlanta's Fulton County Stadium. Horner hit homers in the second, fourth, and fifth innings--all coming off Expos starter Andy McGaffigan; his final blast came off reliever Jeff Reardon in the ninth. Horner became the 11th player to accomplish this rare feat--and the first to do it in a nine-inning game since Willie McCovey back in 1961..........Sad to hear about the death of Dave Poole--one of Yale football's biggest fans--who passed away on Father's Day. Poole worked as an aide to the sports information people at home games, and his unmistakable smile was the official welcoming for many of us over the years once we reached the press box. In fact, I can't remember a time when the "little guy" WASN'T smiling; I'll truly miss our enjoyable conversations before each Yale home game and the sincere passion he brought to the university. Keep smiling above us, Dave..........From the "Every Little Bit Helps" Dept.: KRAFT Singles is teaming up with minor league baseball to take families out to the ballgame this summer. Through September 1, fans can enjoy the “Tuesday Night Tickets” offer at most minor league ballparks nationwide. Simply bring a KRAFT Singles package wrapper to the ballpark box office, buy a ticket, and you'll get another FREE from KRAFT Singles. Yes--a great way to make a family outing a bit more affordable during the remaining weeks of summer..........Answer to trivia question: DENNIS LAMP (11-0) and TOM FILER (7-0)--who combined to go undefeated for Bobby Cox' first-place Toronto club..........As many of you already know, Danbury (CT) native/PGA Tour pro Ken Green was involved in a tragic RV accident down in Mississippi a few weeks back that killed his girlfriend, Jeanne Hodgin, and his brother, Bill Green. Green recently had to have his right leg amputated due to the injuries sustained in the accident and has undergone various other surgeries since that time. The PGA has established a fund in order to ease Green's financial burden; checks can be made out to "Ken Green Trust" and mailed to: Ken Green Trust, P.O. Box 1811, Ponte Vedra Beach, FL 32004-1811. Get better QUICKLY, Ken..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league infielder Tim Nordbrook--who blows out 60 candles on July 7th. A native of Baltimore, Nordbrook played parts of six seasons in the "bigs" between 1974 and 1979; he was a member of five different teams during his short career. One thing's for sure: Nordbrook was NOT known for his hitting. In 169 career at-bats, he tallied just 30 hits for a .178 lifetime average--yes, WELL below the famed "Mendoza Line." However, folks, he can always hang his hat on the fact that he stole four bases in his career--without ever being caught. Best wishes, Tim..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of legendary swimming coach Richard Quick--who died recently in Texas due to brain cancer at the age of 66. Quick was the winner of more major college swimming titles (13) than any other Division I coach; he also was the head coach of U.S. swimming teams in three different Olympics ('88, '96, and 2000). During his tremendous career, Quick had coaching stints at SMU, Iowa State, Auburn, Texas, and Stanford. Some of the champion swimmers he coached were Rowdy Gaines, Summer Sanders, Dara Torres, and Jenny Thompson; Quick was elected to the International Swimming Hall of Fame in 2000. He is survived by his wife, June, two children, a pair of stepchildren, and two grandchildren. Rest in peace, "Coach."

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 6-27-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:56:16 PDT

From the "Mouths of Babes" Dept.: A friend of mine wrote to me the other day, telling me about the rivalry between her husband and his brother; one's a Yankee fan and the other a Red Sox fan. She went on to say that when her daughter was three years old, her husband told the young girl to tell her uncle that the Red Sox stink. The little girl proceeded to get on the phone and uttered the following: "Uncle Doug--you have stinky socks!" Priceless..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1990 Kansas City Royals' team leader in wins was a pitcher who appeared mostly in relief. Can you name this hurler? Answer to follow..........This just in: New York Mets SS Jose Reyes is now suffering from a nasty hangnail; he will reportedly see a finger specialist this week--who will most likely recommend extended rest along with a 3-4 week rehabilitation period. His return date is still unclear as of this time..........Being the optimist that I am, I've been trying to think of SOMETHING positive that can come from the ridiculous sentence (30 days) given to WR Donte' Stallworth after his guilty plea to DUI manslaughter charges. I can only come up with this: From this day forward, whenever yours truly makes an AWFUL decision, I'll think of the judge's pathetic actions in this tragic case--and my own terrible decision won't seem too bad after all..........This week in sports history, June 29, 1956: Charley Dumas, a freshman at Compton Junior College in California, breaks a major track and field barrier--high-jumping 7 feet, 1/2 inch during the Olympic trials held at the Los Angeles Coliseum. With 50,000 fans looking on in disbelief, Dumas cleared the height rather easily after having missed badly on his first try. Dumas' previous best jump was 6-10 1/4--a mark he reached back in 1955 during the Amateur Athletic Union meet held at the same L.A. Coliseum..........Regarding all this recent precipitation and the horrendous spring we experienced here in Connecticut: With all the exorbitant taxes we pay in this section of the country, shouldn't the 'powers that be' have enough money left over to put a dome around the entire REGION of New England?..........Just thinking: If LPGA golfer Meena Lee married former big league pitcher Bryan Harvey--divorced--then married former BYU lineman David Oswald, would she REALLY want to be known by her full married name of Meena Lee Harvey Oswald?..........I saw a picture the other day of lovely actress Michelle Pfeiffer arriving at a screening of her new film "Cheri" in midtown Manhattan. Let's just say that if pitcher Randy Johnson had aged as well as Ms. Pfeiffer has after the age of 40, he would have recently celebrated win #400 instead of 300..........Answer to trivia question: STEVE FARR--who won 13 games while appearing in 57 games for John Wathan's sixth-place club..........Column reader Dr. David Kramer of California reminds me of one of the all-time great sports quotes--made by Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach John McKay back in the 70's. When asked about what he thought of his winless team's execution he said, "I'm in favor of it"..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league catcher John Boccabella--who blows out 68 candles on June 29th. A native of San Francisco who attended Santa Clara, "Boc" spent 12 seasons in the "bigs" between 1963 and 1974--appearing in 551 games as a member of the Cubs, Expos, and Giants. Boccabella was a MUCH better receiver than he was a hitter; during five of his big league seasons, Boccabella failed to hit .190 or better and finished his career with a lifetime batting average of just .219. However, Boccabella did have the pleasure of catching such fine pitchers as Fergie Jenkins, Ken Holtzman, Steve Rogers, and Bill Stoneman during his dozen years in baseball. Best wishes for many more birthdays to come, John..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league player Woodie Held--who died recently in Wyoming following a long battle with cancer. Held played with seven different American League teams between 1954 and 1969 and was a member of the 1966 World Series champion Baltimore Orioles. Woodie Held was an extremely versatile player--having played all three outfield positions as well as second, third, and shortstop over the course of his 14-year career. His best season came in 1959 as a member of the Cleveland Indians--a year in which he hit 29 homers and drove in 71 runs while appearing in 143 games. Held was acquired by Cleveland on June 15, 1958, from the Kansas City Athletics in a multi-player trade for future home run king Roger Maris; may Woodie Held rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 6-20-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:27:03 PDT

While attending an Eastern League AA baseball game in Norwich last week, I was treated to CT Defenders mascot "Cutter" boogying to Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" between innings on the home team's dugout; PRICELESS. Yes, while this entertaining figure may not be the Phillie Phanatic (then again--who IS?), this individual truly gives the fans in Norwich their money's worth at each and every home game.........TRIVIA QUESTION: In 1978, the Cleveland Indians had two starting pitchers with the same first name who pitched more than 200 innings apiece. Can you name these hurlers? Answer to follow..........Just thinking: In the case of yours truly, you KNOW you're getting old when you can blame some of the ongoing, nagging morning stiffness and soreness on old athletic injuries that were incurred when GERALD FORD was our president..........This just in: Brett Favre, in the mood for water-based activities the other day, wanted to go swimming--but decided to go fishing instead. After further thought, he opted for snorkeling, but changed his mind when he found out the water was murky. After continued pondering, he decided to go water skiing--but thought better of it because he didn't have the right equipment. Finally, after thinking some more, he scrapped all the ideas and decided to stay home..........This week in sports history, June 22, 1947: Cincinnati Reds pitcher Ewell Blackwell comes within two outs of pitching consecutive no-hitters--but has to settle for a two-hit shutout as his team beats the Brooklyn Dodgers 4-0 in the first game of a doubleheader at Crosley Field. Trying to equal Johnny Vander Meer's amazing feat of 1938, Blackwell lost his no-hit bid with one out in the ninth inning when Eddie Stanky singled up the middle; Jackie Robinson would hit another single later that inning. Four days earlier, Blackwell had held the Boston Braves hitless during a 6-0 Reds victory that was also played in Cincinnati..........I'm truly convinced that the N.Y. Yankees' walk-off win last week vs. the Mets, due to Luis Castillo's dropped pop-up, should go down in history as a gift larger than the one the people of France gave to the U.S. well over a century ago--a lady that still stands on Ellis Island.........A message to the "suits" at NESN (New England Sports Network): If you're ever worried about viewers changing the channel when the Red Sox are on the short side of a blowout game, just keep a split shot of sideline reporter Heidi Watney on the TV screen for the remainder of the telecast. I GUARANTEE that the average guy watching goes NOWHERE after that..........The most surprising/disturbing thing about the aforementioned Luis Castillo dropped pop-up fiasco last week? The credit/attention given to Mark Teixeira for simply doing his JOB and running out the play. Sheesh--are we now THAT far removed from fundamentals and have to actually applaud millionaires for playing baseball the way it was MEANT to be played?..........Speaking of the CT Defenders--who've been the subject of relocation rumors lately--I asked GM Charlie Dowd the other day about the status of the franchise right now: "If we get good weather this summer, we should do well attendance-wise," Dowd told me. "And as long as our front office staff works hard and we put out an exciting team, we'll be fine."..........Answer to trivia question: RICK WAITS (230.1 IP) and RICK WISE (211.2 IP)..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league infielder Marty Barrett--who blows out 51 candles on June 23rd. In a career that spanned from 1982-1991, Barrett spent nine of his ten seasons as a member of the Red Sox before finishing his career with the San Diego Padres. A second baseman, Barrett led the AL in sacrifice hits three consecutive years from 1986-'88; he was a lifetime .278 hitter. Marty was also the MVP of the 1986 ALCS when he hit .367 vs. California; he went on to hit a sizzling .433 in the World Series vs. the Mets that year. A native of California, Barrett had the reputation of being a VERY difficult guy to strike out--always finishing near the top of the league in that category. Best wishes, Marty..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league infielder Jack "Lucky" Lohrke--who died recently at the age of 85 in San Jose after suffering a stroke. Lohrke played seven seasons for the Giants and Phillies between 1947 and 1953; he also appeared in two World Series games for the Giants in 1951 vs. the Yankees. Lohrke will forever be remembered for his ability to cheat death AWAY from the baseball diamond. He fought in the D-Day invasion of Normandy and the Battle of the Bulge; on various occasions, soldiers on both sides of him were killed in combat while he emerged unscathed. He was also bumped off bus and plane rides on two different occasions during the 40's where 'would-be' fellow passengers would later die in tragic accidents. Yes, by the time Jack Lohrke was even 25 years old, he appeared to have escaped death at least six times. May "Lucky" Lohrke rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 6-13-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:28:31 PDT

The legend continues: My good friend Robert "Raven" Kraft of Miami Beach--who's now run his 8-mile route for more than 12,500 consecutive days--completed his 100,000th mile on March 29th; he was recently the subject of a very moving piece on ESPN. Jogging daily on the sands of South Beach since January 1, 1975, the man has completed his daily trek amid serious sickness and injury--not to mention having run during lightning storms and hurricanes--with winds up to 86 miles per hour. Mary Munson--who has completed many runs with Kraft--offered her thoughts on this extraordinary man: "In a world of change, uncertainty, and insecurity, it's comforting to know that 'Raven' is a constant." And a fellow named Dave (nicknamed "Creve Coeur")--who has completed approximately 270 runs with "Raven"--perhaps put it best when he relayed this recently: "His determination and perseverance through discomfort and injury illustrate dedication and sacrifice that's become so rare in our 'couch potato' culture." Amen, Dave; more info on the "Raven's" amazing streak can be found at www.ravenrun.net ..........TRIVIA QUESTION: This baseball player led the American League in on-base-percentage FOUR times during the 1990's. Can you name him? Answer to follow..........I was truly perplexed after witnessing a content--almost GIDDY--Robin Soderling speak to the crowd after his straight set loss to Roger Federer last weekend in the French Open final. That is until the NBC cameras showed a close-up of his stunning girlfriend in the crowd; that answered my question and put my curiosity to rest. I'm convinced that this is one of the few guys out there who CANNOT have a bad day..........This week in sports history, June 16, 1968: 28-year-old Mexican golfer Lee Trevino shoots a final round 69--winning the esteemed U.S. Open in Rochester, NY for his first PGA Tour victory. Trevino was tied with Bert Yancey near the halfway point of the final round before parring the ninth hole at the Oak Hill Country Club to take the lead. The "Merry Mexican" finished with a four-round score of 275--good enough for a four-shot victory over defending champion Jack Nicklaus. Trevino's feat of four sub-par rounds in this tournament was something that hadn't been accomplished in 68 years..........When we often ponder the greatest feats in sports history, we usually think of things such as 61 home runs, 56 consecutive games, 100 points in a game, etc. But I can honestly say that the aforementioned, recently-crowned French Open champion Roger Federer's accomplishment of 20 straight Grand Slam semifinal appearances takes a backseat to NONE of them..........This week's definition of the "perfect sports day": An 8:00 AM golf lesson with LPGA beauty Natalie Gulbis followed by a 12 noon swim lesson given by former Olympian/Playboy model Amanda Beard. Depending on the severity of yours truly's hyperventilation as the day progresses, the evening would be highlighted by a candlelit dinner with former sideline reporter/sportscaster Jill Arrington..........The tackle made by the security guard at last week's French Open final--taking down the crazed fan who jumped on the court--was truly a good one. But I'm sure some of my perfectionist/ex-football coaches would still say that a little more leg drive was needed..........Answer to trivia question: FRANK THOMAS--who led the league in OBP in '91, '92, '94, and '97..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Matt Kinzer--who blows out 46 candles on June 17th. Can't remember this native of Indianapolis? You may not be alone. Kinzer pitched just two seasons in the "bigs"--1989 with the Cardinals and 1990 with the Tigers--appearing in just nine games. A right-hander who attended Purdue, Kinzer surely didn't enjoy too much big league success as he pitched a combined 15 innings for both teams while giving up 28 hits and 22 earned runs in his short-lived career. Yes, folks, the lifetime numbers for Matt Kinzer surely aren't pretty: an 0-2 record with a career ERA of 13.20. Hey--he can STILL tell his grandchildren that he made the "big show," right? Best wishes, Matt..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NBA guard Randy Smith--who passed away recently after suffering a massive heart attack while working out on a treadmill; he was 60. Smith spent 12 seasons in the league between 1971 and 1983--mostly with the Buffalo Braves--averaging a respectable 16.7 points per game. A true "Ironman" during his playing days, Smith played in a record 906 consecutive games between 1972 and 1983--a mark that was later broken by A.C. Green in 1997. A two-time All-Star, Smith was the MVP of the '77-'78 NBA All-Star Game--scoring 27 points in 29 minutes. During one stretch of his career, Smith averaged more than 20 ppg for four straight seasons (1975-'79); he finished with 16,262 career points. Personally, I'll never forget Smith's stamina and speed--which were second to none in his day--and the excitement he brought to the game along with Buffalo teammate Bob McAdoo during the 1970's. After his retirement, Smith worked as a host/greeter for the Mohegan Sun Casino here in CT; he is survived by his wife, Angela Crayton-Smith, a daughter, two sons, and his mother. May Randy Smith rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 6-6-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:06:45 PDT

Great job by the PGA Tour--designating last Saturday as a "Pink Out" day at the Crowne Plaza Invitational in Texas--urging all those in attendance to wear something pink in support of Amy Mickelson (wife of Phil) and to raise awareness for breast cancer research. Having lost my Mom to breast cancer in 2007, I urge all my female friends to PLEASE have regular mammograms done; early detection can truly save your precious lives..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The lowly 1986 Chicago Cubs--who won just 70 games--did NOT have a player on the team who drove in more than 80 runs. Can you name the team's RBI leader that season? Answer to follow ..........This just in: David Ortiz just tried to nail a fly with a swatter at his home in Massachusetts; sadly, he swung and missed..........This week in sports history, June 9, 1979: Thoroughbred Spectacular Bid falls short in his quest for horse racing's Triple Crown--finishing third at the annual Belmont Stakes in New York. Jockey Ron Franklin--who had previously guided Spectacular Bid to wins at the Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes--ran the horse to an early lead and held onto it until 1/8th of a mile remained. However, Coastal--undefeated as a 3-year old--would surge past Spectacular Bid at that point as well as eventual runner-up Golden Act--leaving all Triple Crown hopes behind. Coastal--with jockey Ruben Hernandez aboard-- would finish in a time of 2:28 3/5..........This just in: Brett Favre just ordered a hamburger at McDonald's, then changed the order to a cheeseburger; he then changed his mind when he realized the cholesterol content of the cheese, so he ordered a chicken sandwich instead. Still not comfortable with his selection, he cancelled the chicken while pausing for awhile as customers behind him became angry--then decided to cancel his order altogether...........Readers out there--please do me a favor: Remind me to ask my doctor during my next check-up if watching Dice-K and Tim Wakefield pitch on a regular basis will most likely take years off my life expectancy..........Best wishes go out to Yale women's crew captain Christina Person--who will soon be heading to Quantico, VA for training to become a Marine. Yes, folks, some sports-related stories like this--at times--are a bit more impressive than a walk-off homer in the bottom of the ninth..........ITEM: The NCAA has charged the Memphis basketball program with major rules violations dating back to the 2007-08 season. Put it this way: The people out there who believe that John Calipari truly ran a "squeaky clean" program during his tenure there are the same people who believe that the lovely Priscilla Presley never stepped foot near a plastic surgeon's office.......... Answer to trivia question: KEITH MORELAND--who drove in a modest total of 79 runs to lead the fifth-place Cubs that season..........This week's definition of the "perfect sports day": Playing a round of golf with Christie Brinkley at the Ala Wai golf course in Hawaii, followed by lunch with her at the Shore Bird Restaurant on Waikiki Beach, topped off by a private showing that evening of her re-enacting her most memorable SI swimsuit issue covers..........From the "Anything Can Happen" Dept.: If Rafael Nadal can lose on clay at Roland Garros--like he did last weekend to Sweden's Robin Soderling--then there's still hope that yours truly can be dating actress Charlize Theron by the end of 2009..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Britt Burns--who blows out 50 candles on June 8th. A Texas native, Burns pitched eight seasons for the White Sox between 1978 and 1985--winning 70 games lifetime. Burns won 15 games for the Sox in 1980 at the age of 21; he was named to the AL All-Star team in 1981 and put together an impressive 18-13 record in 1985. However, a chronic, degenerative hip condition ultimately ended Burns' major league career at the tender age of 26. Burns is currently the minor league pitching coordinator for the Astros in his hometown of Houston; best wishes, Britt..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league pitcher/scout Bill Kelso--who died recently in Kansas City at the age of 69. Originally signed by the Dodgers in 1962, Kelso spent just four years in the "bigs" between 1964 and 1968--pitching for the Angels and Reds. Used mostly as a reliever, Kelso compiled a 12-5 record in 119 career games--pitching to a respectable 3.13 lifetime ERA. As a scout for the Angels, Phillies, and Astros, Kelso was credited with discovering players such as Bob Dernier, Lance Berkman, and Roy Oswalt. He ultimately started the Kelso’s restaurant chain--which grew to include approximately 15 locations scattered across the state of Missouri. May Bill Kelso rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 5-30-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:33:55 PDT

Lazzari's "Cheap Win of the Week": Goes to Phillies pitcher Joe Blanton--who pitched the minimum five innings vs. the Reds recently--throwing 97 pitches while giving up five runs. However, he benefits from a strong Philadelphia offense--including four home runs--during a 12-5 Phillies victory.........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1987 Cleveland Indians--who finished dead last in the AL East--did have three players on the team who hit more than 30 home runs apiece. Can you name these individuals? Answer to follow..........From the "How 'Bout That" Dept.: Through the Red Sox first 45 games this season, outfielder Jason Bay had more than TWICE as many total bases (98) as teammate/designated hitter David Ortiz (46). Simply unbelievable.........This week in sports history, June 3, 1932: Due to health reasons, legendary N.Y. Giants manager John McGraw announces his retirement--surprising many of his players and baseball rivals alike. McGraw made his shocking revelation after a scheduled doubleheader with Philadelphia--to be played at the Polo Grounds--had been postponed due to rain. The 59-year-old guided the Giants to four consecutive pennants from 1921-1924 while accumulating 2,836 victories in his renowned managerial career..........Column reader Peter Terranova of New Jersey--weighing in on the "launching pad" now known as Yankee Stadium: "Sheesh, the team moves across the street and all of a sudden they're in Coors."..........Thumbing through the newspaper the other day, I saw a picture of actress Sharon Stone decked out in a stunning black dress as she attended the Cannes Film Festival. Let's just say that if the aforementioned David Ortiz had aged like Ms. Stone did over these past few years, the Red Sox would have a 10-game lead in the AL East right now..........ITEM: Omir Santos of the Mets hits a two-run homer off Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon last Saturday--leading to a 3-2 New York victory. Question: WHY did Pap throw NOTHING but fastballs to the five hitters he faced that afternoon? Why not throw in a split finger or the new slider he's been working on in order to make the Mets hitters think just a LITTLE bit? Again, in the current major league game, those who live by the fastball WILL die by the pitch if not using it cleverly..........Congrats to Helio Castroneves on winning his third Indy 500--an amazing feat. However, I STILL say that dancing cheek-to-cheek with Julianne Hough is MUCH more enjoyable than sweating profusely in a cockpit for 3-4 hours..........Just imagine if LPGA player Michelle Wie married New Britain Rock Cats VP/GM John Willi--divorced--then married former Clemson tennis player Ian Keeler. Fans of old-time baseball would surely delight as she'd be strolling the golf course with the full married name of Michelle Wie Willi Keeler..........Question: With a name like Will Power, wouldn't this Indy race car driver be better-suited to sell weight loss/dieting products?..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a CT girls high school softball game last week, Wilcox Tech dismantled Whitney Tech 29-1; the winning squad scored EIGHT runs in the second inning, EIGHT in the fourth inning, and EIGHT MORE in the fifth inning while Whitney made TEN errors during this shortened contest. I haven't seen anything THAT ugly since a friend of mine tried to karaoke Stevie Nicks' "Edge of Seventeen" after drinking a half-dozen whiskey sours back in the early 80's..........Answer to trivia question: CORY SNYDER (33), JOE CARTER (32), and BROOK JACOBY (32)..........How 'bout White Sox pitcher Jimmy Gobble--who allowed a pair of home runs--and SIX runs overall--in one inning during a 20-1 loss to Minnesota last week? I'm just wondering if any of the hometown Chicago fans were yelling "Turkey!" at him as he was exiting the pitching mound..........Happy birthday wishes go out for former major league relief pitcher Bryan Harvey--who blows out 46 candles on June 2nd. A Tennessee native, Harvey spent nine seasons in the "bigs" between 1987 and 1995 as a member of the Angels and Marlins--accumulating an impressive 177 saves in his career. Harvey's best year came in 1991 while with the Angels--a year in which he saved 46 games while giving up just 51 hits in more than 78 innings pitched (1.60 ERA). He also saved 45 games for the Marlins in 1993 with an ERA of just 1.70. A two-time All-Star, Harvey was plagued by arm problems later in his career--causing him to be done with major league baseball at the age of 32. Best wishes, Bryan..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former professional soccer coach Julio Mazzei--who died recently of Alzheimer's disease in Brazil at the age of 78. A renowned physical trainer in South America, Mazzei was very influential in bringing the legendary Pele to the New York Cosmos from 1975-77; Mazzei later had two coaching stints with the Cosmos from 1979-1983--guiding the 1982 team that featured Giorgio Chinaglia to its fourth NASL title in six years. May Coach Mazzei rest in peace.