Bob Lazzari On Sports

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 7-4-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 08:00:22 PDT

Out at the Travelers Championship last weekend, I was following the threesome of Joe Durant, Boo Weekley, and Jay Williamson for a few holes. Coming off the 9th green, I witnessed a young girl politely inquire to Weekley, "Boo, may I have your autograph?" Weekley simply stopped and smiled--then offered, "I'll do better than that--how 'bout an autographed ball?" He then signed the ball, flipped it to the glowing youngster, and proceeded to the 10th tee amid an ovation due to his gracious efforts. Yes, some athletes DO get it, folks; talk about a guy with the WRONG nickname, huh? Hooray for you, Boo..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1985 Toronto Blue Jays had two pitchers on their staff who had a combined record of 18-0. Can you name this pair of hurlers? Answer to follow..........Speaking of the Travelers, many thanks go out once again to tournament director Nathan Grube, media/marketing manager Anne Marie McLaughlin, and the rest of the staff for their hospitality once again this year. Even when things don't go as smoothly as expected, they are quick to remedy problem situations--and are true pros at what they do..........Just thinking: If former Texas Tech golfer Tracy Stanford married ex-UCONN RB Donald Brown, divorced, married PGA golfer Ken Duke--divorced again--then married Trail Blazers VP Tom Penn, various college grads would truly delight in her full married name of Tracy Stanford Brown Duke Penn..........Yes, I'm sure that most people who know me would venture to say that I'm a true "sports fanatic." But I must admit one thing: When I think of the initials "CD," I don't think of Carroll Dale, Charlie Dressen, Chuck Daly, or Clay Dalrymple. No, for some strange reason, only one name comes to mind these days: CAMERON DIAZ..........This week in sports history, July 6, 1986: Infielder Bob Horner of the Atlanta Braves blasts FOUR home runs; however, his heroics are not enough as his team loses to the Montreal Expos 11-8 at Atlanta's Fulton County Stadium. Horner hit homers in the second, fourth, and fifth innings--all coming off Expos starter Andy McGaffigan; his final blast came off reliever Jeff Reardon in the ninth. Horner became the 11th player to accomplish this rare feat--and the first to do it in a nine-inning game since Willie McCovey back in 1961..........Sad to hear about the death of Dave Poole--one of Yale football's biggest fans--who passed away on Father's Day. Poole worked as an aide to the sports information people at home games, and his unmistakable smile was the official welcoming for many of us over the years once we reached the press box. In fact, I can't remember a time when the "little guy" WASN'T smiling; I'll truly miss our enjoyable conversations before each Yale home game and the sincere passion he brought to the university. Keep smiling above us, Dave..........From the "Every Little Bit Helps" Dept.: KRAFT Singles is teaming up with minor league baseball to take families out to the ballgame this summer. Through September 1, fans can enjoy the “Tuesday Night Tickets” offer at most minor league ballparks nationwide. Simply bring a KRAFT Singles package wrapper to the ballpark box office, buy a ticket, and you'll get another FREE from KRAFT Singles. Yes--a great way to make a family outing a bit more affordable during the remaining weeks of summer..........Answer to trivia question: DENNIS LAMP (11-0) and TOM FILER (7-0)--who combined to go undefeated for Bobby Cox' first-place Toronto club..........As many of you already know, Danbury (CT) native/PGA Tour pro Ken Green was involved in a tragic RV accident down in Mississippi a few weeks back that killed his girlfriend, Jeanne Hodgin, and his brother, Bill Green. Green recently had to have his right leg amputated due to the injuries sustained in the accident and has undergone various other surgeries since that time. The PGA has established a fund in order to ease Green's financial burden; checks can be made out to "Ken Green Trust" and mailed to: Ken Green Trust, P.O. Box 1811, Ponte Vedra Beach, FL 32004-1811. Get better QUICKLY, Ken..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league infielder Tim Nordbrook--who blows out 60 candles on July 7th. A native of Baltimore, Nordbrook played parts of six seasons in the "bigs" between 1974 and 1979; he was a member of five different teams during his short career. One thing's for sure: Nordbrook was NOT known for his hitting. In 169 career at-bats, he tallied just 30 hits for a .178 lifetime average--yes, WELL below the famed "Mendoza Line." However, folks, he can always hang his hat on the fact that he stole four bases in his career--without ever being caught. Best wishes, Tim..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of legendary swimming coach Richard Quick--who died recently in Texas due to brain cancer at the age of 66. Quick was the winner of more major college swimming titles (13) than any other Division I coach; he also was the head coach of U.S. swimming teams in three different Olympics ('88, '96, and 2000). During his tremendous career, Quick had coaching stints at SMU, Iowa State, Auburn, Texas, and Stanford. Some of the champion swimmers he coached were Rowdy Gaines, Summer Sanders, Dara Torres, and Jenny Thompson; Quick was elected to the International Swimming Hall of Fame in 2000. He is survived by his wife, June, two children, a pair of stepchildren, and two grandchildren. Rest in peace, "Coach."

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 6-27-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 20:56:16 PDT

From the "Mouths of Babes" Dept.: A friend of mine wrote to me the other day, telling me about the rivalry between her husband and his brother; one's a Yankee fan and the other a Red Sox fan. She went on to say that when her daughter was three years old, her husband told the young girl to tell her uncle that the Red Sox stink. The little girl proceeded to get on the phone and uttered the following: "Uncle Doug--you have stinky socks!" Priceless..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1990 Kansas City Royals' team leader in wins was a pitcher who appeared mostly in relief. Can you name this hurler? Answer to follow..........This just in: New York Mets SS Jose Reyes is now suffering from a nasty hangnail; he will reportedly see a finger specialist this week--who will most likely recommend extended rest along with a 3-4 week rehabilitation period. His return date is still unclear as of this time..........Being the optimist that I am, I've been trying to think of SOMETHING positive that can come from the ridiculous sentence (30 days) given to WR Donte' Stallworth after his guilty plea to DUI manslaughter charges. I can only come up with this: From this day forward, whenever yours truly makes an AWFUL decision, I'll think of the judge's pathetic actions in this tragic case--and my own terrible decision won't seem too bad after all..........This week in sports history, June 29, 1956: Charley Dumas, a freshman at Compton Junior College in California, breaks a major track and field barrier--high-jumping 7 feet, 1/2 inch during the Olympic trials held at the Los Angeles Coliseum. With 50,000 fans looking on in disbelief, Dumas cleared the height rather easily after having missed badly on his first try. Dumas' previous best jump was 6-10 1/4--a mark he reached back in 1955 during the Amateur Athletic Union meet held at the same L.A. Coliseum..........Regarding all this recent precipitation and the horrendous spring we experienced here in Connecticut: With all the exorbitant taxes we pay in this section of the country, shouldn't the 'powers that be' have enough money left over to put a dome around the entire REGION of New England?..........Just thinking: If LPGA golfer Meena Lee married former big league pitcher Bryan Harvey--divorced--then married former BYU lineman David Oswald, would she REALLY want to be known by her full married name of Meena Lee Harvey Oswald?..........I saw a picture the other day of lovely actress Michelle Pfeiffer arriving at a screening of her new film "Cheri" in midtown Manhattan. Let's just say that if pitcher Randy Johnson had aged as well as Ms. Pfeiffer has after the age of 40, he would have recently celebrated win #400 instead of 300..........Answer to trivia question: STEVE FARR--who won 13 games while appearing in 57 games for John Wathan's sixth-place club..........Column reader Dr. David Kramer of California reminds me of one of the all-time great sports quotes--made by Tampa Bay Buccaneers coach John McKay back in the 70's. When asked about what he thought of his winless team's execution he said, "I'm in favor of it"..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league catcher John Boccabella--who blows out 68 candles on June 29th. A native of San Francisco who attended Santa Clara, "Boc" spent 12 seasons in the "bigs" between 1963 and 1974--appearing in 551 games as a member of the Cubs, Expos, and Giants. Boccabella was a MUCH better receiver than he was a hitter; during five of his big league seasons, Boccabella failed to hit .190 or better and finished his career with a lifetime batting average of just .219. However, Boccabella did have the pleasure of catching such fine pitchers as Fergie Jenkins, Ken Holtzman, Steve Rogers, and Bill Stoneman during his dozen years in baseball. Best wishes for many more birthdays to come, John..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league player Woodie Held--who died recently in Wyoming following a long battle with cancer. Held played with seven different American League teams between 1954 and 1969 and was a member of the 1966 World Series champion Baltimore Orioles. Woodie Held was an extremely versatile player--having played all three outfield positions as well as second, third, and shortstop over the course of his 14-year career. His best season came in 1959 as a member of the Cleveland Indians--a year in which he hit 29 homers and drove in 71 runs while appearing in 143 games. Held was acquired by Cleveland on June 15, 1958, from the Kansas City Athletics in a multi-player trade for future home run king Roger Maris; may Woodie Held rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 6-20-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 21:27:03 PDT

While attending an Eastern League AA baseball game in Norwich last week, I was treated to CT Defenders mascot "Cutter" boogying to Aerosmith's "Walk This Way" between innings on the home team's dugout; PRICELESS. Yes, while this entertaining figure may not be the Phillie Phanatic (then again--who IS?), this individual truly gives the fans in Norwich their money's worth at each and every home game.........TRIVIA QUESTION: In 1978, the Cleveland Indians had two starting pitchers with the same first name who pitched more than 200 innings apiece. Can you name these hurlers? Answer to follow..........Just thinking: In the case of yours truly, you KNOW you're getting old when you can blame some of the ongoing, nagging morning stiffness and soreness on old athletic injuries that were incurred when GERALD FORD was our president..........This just in: Brett Favre, in the mood for water-based activities the other day, wanted to go swimming--but decided to go fishing instead. After further thought, he opted for snorkeling, but changed his mind when he found out the water was murky. After continued pondering, he decided to go water skiing--but thought better of it because he didn't have the right equipment. Finally, after thinking some more, he scrapped all the ideas and decided to stay home..........This week in sports history, June 22, 1947: Cincinnati Reds pitcher Ewell Blackwell comes within two outs of pitching consecutive no-hitters--but has to settle for a two-hit shutout as his team beats the Brooklyn Dodgers 4-0 in the first game of a doubleheader at Crosley Field. Trying to equal Johnny Vander Meer's amazing feat of 1938, Blackwell lost his no-hit bid with one out in the ninth inning when Eddie Stanky singled up the middle; Jackie Robinson would hit another single later that inning. Four days earlier, Blackwell had held the Boston Braves hitless during a 6-0 Reds victory that was also played in Cincinnati..........I'm truly convinced that the N.Y. Yankees' walk-off win last week vs. the Mets, due to Luis Castillo's dropped pop-up, should go down in history as a gift larger than the one the people of France gave to the U.S. well over a century ago--a lady that still stands on Ellis Island.........A message to the "suits" at NESN (New England Sports Network): If you're ever worried about viewers changing the channel when the Red Sox are on the short side of a blowout game, just keep a split shot of sideline reporter Heidi Watney on the TV screen for the remainder of the telecast. I GUARANTEE that the average guy watching goes NOWHERE after that..........The most surprising/disturbing thing about the aforementioned Luis Castillo dropped pop-up fiasco last week? The credit/attention given to Mark Teixeira for simply doing his JOB and running out the play. Sheesh--are we now THAT far removed from fundamentals and have to actually applaud millionaires for playing baseball the way it was MEANT to be played?..........Speaking of the CT Defenders--who've been the subject of relocation rumors lately--I asked GM Charlie Dowd the other day about the status of the franchise right now: "If we get good weather this summer, we should do well attendance-wise," Dowd told me. "And as long as our front office staff works hard and we put out an exciting team, we'll be fine."..........Answer to trivia question: RICK WAITS (230.1 IP) and RICK WISE (211.2 IP)..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league infielder Marty Barrett--who blows out 51 candles on June 23rd. In a career that spanned from 1982-1991, Barrett spent nine of his ten seasons as a member of the Red Sox before finishing his career with the San Diego Padres. A second baseman, Barrett led the AL in sacrifice hits three consecutive years from 1986-'88; he was a lifetime .278 hitter. Marty was also the MVP of the 1986 ALCS when he hit .367 vs. California; he went on to hit a sizzling .433 in the World Series vs. the Mets that year. A native of California, Barrett had the reputation of being a VERY difficult guy to strike out--always finishing near the top of the league in that category. Best wishes, Marty..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league infielder Jack "Lucky" Lohrke--who died recently at the age of 85 in San Jose after suffering a stroke. Lohrke played seven seasons for the Giants and Phillies between 1947 and 1953; he also appeared in two World Series games for the Giants in 1951 vs. the Yankees. Lohrke will forever be remembered for his ability to cheat death AWAY from the baseball diamond. He fought in the D-Day invasion of Normandy and the Battle of the Bulge; on various occasions, soldiers on both sides of him were killed in combat while he emerged unscathed. He was also bumped off bus and plane rides on two different occasions during the 40's where 'would-be' fellow passengers would later die in tragic accidents. Yes, by the time Jack Lohrke was even 25 years old, he appeared to have escaped death at least six times. May "Lucky" Lohrke rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 6-13-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 19:28:31 PDT

The legend continues: My good friend Robert "Raven" Kraft of Miami Beach--who's now run his 8-mile route for more than 12,500 consecutive days--completed his 100,000th mile on March 29th; he was recently the subject of a very moving piece on ESPN. Jogging daily on the sands of South Beach since January 1, 1975, the man has completed his daily trek amid serious sickness and injury--not to mention having run during lightning storms and hurricanes--with winds up to 86 miles per hour. Mary Munson--who has completed many runs with Kraft--offered her thoughts on this extraordinary man: "In a world of change, uncertainty, and insecurity, it's comforting to know that 'Raven' is a constant." And a fellow named Dave (nicknamed "Creve Coeur")--who has completed approximately 270 runs with "Raven"--perhaps put it best when he relayed this recently: "His determination and perseverance through discomfort and injury illustrate dedication and sacrifice that's become so rare in our 'couch potato' culture." Amen, Dave; more info on the "Raven's" amazing streak can be found at www.ravenrun.net ..........TRIVIA QUESTION: This baseball player led the American League in on-base-percentage FOUR times during the 1990's. Can you name him? Answer to follow..........I was truly perplexed after witnessing a content--almost GIDDY--Robin Soderling speak to the crowd after his straight set loss to Roger Federer last weekend in the French Open final. That is until the NBC cameras showed a close-up of his stunning girlfriend in the crowd; that answered my question and put my curiosity to rest. I'm convinced that this is one of the few guys out there who CANNOT have a bad day..........This week in sports history, June 16, 1968: 28-year-old Mexican golfer Lee Trevino shoots a final round 69--winning the esteemed U.S. Open in Rochester, NY for his first PGA Tour victory. Trevino was tied with Bert Yancey near the halfway point of the final round before parring the ninth hole at the Oak Hill Country Club to take the lead. The "Merry Mexican" finished with a four-round score of 275--good enough for a four-shot victory over defending champion Jack Nicklaus. Trevino's feat of four sub-par rounds in this tournament was something that hadn't been accomplished in 68 years..........When we often ponder the greatest feats in sports history, we usually think of things such as 61 home runs, 56 consecutive games, 100 points in a game, etc. But I can honestly say that the aforementioned, recently-crowned French Open champion Roger Federer's accomplishment of 20 straight Grand Slam semifinal appearances takes a backseat to NONE of them..........This week's definition of the "perfect sports day": An 8:00 AM golf lesson with LPGA beauty Natalie Gulbis followed by a 12 noon swim lesson given by former Olympian/Playboy model Amanda Beard. Depending on the severity of yours truly's hyperventilation as the day progresses, the evening would be highlighted by a candlelit dinner with former sideline reporter/sportscaster Jill Arrington..........The tackle made by the security guard at last week's French Open final--taking down the crazed fan who jumped on the court--was truly a good one. But I'm sure some of my perfectionist/ex-football coaches would still say that a little more leg drive was needed..........Answer to trivia question: FRANK THOMAS--who led the league in OBP in '91, '92, '94, and '97..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Matt Kinzer--who blows out 46 candles on June 17th. Can't remember this native of Indianapolis? You may not be alone. Kinzer pitched just two seasons in the "bigs"--1989 with the Cardinals and 1990 with the Tigers--appearing in just nine games. A right-hander who attended Purdue, Kinzer surely didn't enjoy too much big league success as he pitched a combined 15 innings for both teams while giving up 28 hits and 22 earned runs in his short-lived career. Yes, folks, the lifetime numbers for Matt Kinzer surely aren't pretty: an 0-2 record with a career ERA of 13.20. Hey--he can STILL tell his grandchildren that he made the "big show," right? Best wishes, Matt..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NBA guard Randy Smith--who passed away recently after suffering a massive heart attack while working out on a treadmill; he was 60. Smith spent 12 seasons in the league between 1971 and 1983--mostly with the Buffalo Braves--averaging a respectable 16.7 points per game. A true "Ironman" during his playing days, Smith played in a record 906 consecutive games between 1972 and 1983--a mark that was later broken by A.C. Green in 1997. A two-time All-Star, Smith was the MVP of the '77-'78 NBA All-Star Game--scoring 27 points in 29 minutes. During one stretch of his career, Smith averaged more than 20 ppg for four straight seasons (1975-'79); he finished with 16,262 career points. Personally, I'll never forget Smith's stamina and speed--which were second to none in his day--and the excitement he brought to the game along with Buffalo teammate Bob McAdoo during the 1970's. After his retirement, Smith worked as a host/greeter for the Mohegan Sun Casino here in CT; he is survived by his wife, Angela Crayton-Smith, a daughter, two sons, and his mother. May Randy Smith rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 6-6-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 01 Jun 2009 19:06:45 PDT

Great job by the PGA Tour--designating last Saturday as a "Pink Out" day at the Crowne Plaza Invitational in Texas--urging all those in attendance to wear something pink in support of Amy Mickelson (wife of Phil) and to raise awareness for breast cancer research. Having lost my Mom to breast cancer in 2007, I urge all my female friends to PLEASE have regular mammograms done; early detection can truly save your precious lives..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The lowly 1986 Chicago Cubs--who won just 70 games--did NOT have a player on the team who drove in more than 80 runs. Can you name the team's RBI leader that season? Answer to follow ..........This just in: David Ortiz just tried to nail a fly with a swatter at his home in Massachusetts; sadly, he swung and missed..........This week in sports history, June 9, 1979: Thoroughbred Spectacular Bid falls short in his quest for horse racing's Triple Crown--finishing third at the annual Belmont Stakes in New York. Jockey Ron Franklin--who had previously guided Spectacular Bid to wins at the Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes--ran the horse to an early lead and held onto it until 1/8th of a mile remained. However, Coastal--undefeated as a 3-year old--would surge past Spectacular Bid at that point as well as eventual runner-up Golden Act--leaving all Triple Crown hopes behind. Coastal--with jockey Ruben Hernandez aboard-- would finish in a time of 2:28 3/5..........This just in: Brett Favre just ordered a hamburger at McDonald's, then changed the order to a cheeseburger; he then changed his mind when he realized the cholesterol content of the cheese, so he ordered a chicken sandwich instead. Still not comfortable with his selection, he cancelled the chicken while pausing for awhile as customers behind him became angry--then decided to cancel his order altogether...........Readers out there--please do me a favor: Remind me to ask my doctor during my next check-up if watching Dice-K and Tim Wakefield pitch on a regular basis will most likely take years off my life expectancy..........Best wishes go out to Yale women's crew captain Christina Person--who will soon be heading to Quantico, VA for training to become a Marine. Yes, folks, some sports-related stories like this--at times--are a bit more impressive than a walk-off homer in the bottom of the ninth..........ITEM: The NCAA has charged the Memphis basketball program with major rules violations dating back to the 2007-08 season. Put it this way: The people out there who believe that John Calipari truly ran a "squeaky clean" program during his tenure there are the same people who believe that the lovely Priscilla Presley never stepped foot near a plastic surgeon's office.......... Answer to trivia question: KEITH MORELAND--who drove in a modest total of 79 runs to lead the fifth-place Cubs that season..........This week's definition of the "perfect sports day": Playing a round of golf with Christie Brinkley at the Ala Wai golf course in Hawaii, followed by lunch with her at the Shore Bird Restaurant on Waikiki Beach, topped off by a private showing that evening of her re-enacting her most memorable SI swimsuit issue covers..........From the "Anything Can Happen" Dept.: If Rafael Nadal can lose on clay at Roland Garros--like he did last weekend to Sweden's Robin Soderling--then there's still hope that yours truly can be dating actress Charlize Theron by the end of 2009..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Britt Burns--who blows out 50 candles on June 8th. A Texas native, Burns pitched eight seasons for the White Sox between 1978 and 1985--winning 70 games lifetime. Burns won 15 games for the Sox in 1980 at the age of 21; he was named to the AL All-Star team in 1981 and put together an impressive 18-13 record in 1985. However, a chronic, degenerative hip condition ultimately ended Burns' major league career at the tender age of 26. Burns is currently the minor league pitching coordinator for the Astros in his hometown of Houston; best wishes, Britt..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league pitcher/scout Bill Kelso--who died recently in Kansas City at the age of 69. Originally signed by the Dodgers in 1962, Kelso spent just four years in the "bigs" between 1964 and 1968--pitching for the Angels and Reds. Used mostly as a reliever, Kelso compiled a 12-5 record in 119 career games--pitching to a respectable 3.13 lifetime ERA. As a scout for the Angels, Phillies, and Astros, Kelso was credited with discovering players such as Bob Dernier, Lance Berkman, and Roy Oswalt. He ultimately started the Kelso’s restaurant chain--which grew to include approximately 15 locations scattered across the state of Missouri. May Bill Kelso rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 5-30-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 26 May 2009 20:33:55 PDT

Lazzari's "Cheap Win of the Week": Goes to Phillies pitcher Joe Blanton--who pitched the minimum five innings vs. the Reds recently--throwing 97 pitches while giving up five runs. However, he benefits from a strong Philadelphia offense--including four home runs--during a 12-5 Phillies victory.........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1987 Cleveland Indians--who finished dead last in the AL East--did have three players on the team who hit more than 30 home runs apiece. Can you name these individuals? Answer to follow..........From the "How 'Bout That" Dept.: Through the Red Sox first 45 games this season, outfielder Jason Bay had more than TWICE as many total bases (98) as teammate/designated hitter David Ortiz (46). Simply unbelievable.........This week in sports history, June 3, 1932: Due to health reasons, legendary N.Y. Giants manager John McGraw announces his retirement--surprising many of his players and baseball rivals alike. McGraw made his shocking revelation after a scheduled doubleheader with Philadelphia--to be played at the Polo Grounds--had been postponed due to rain. The 59-year-old guided the Giants to four consecutive pennants from 1921-1924 while accumulating 2,836 victories in his renowned managerial career..........Column reader Peter Terranova of New Jersey--weighing in on the "launching pad" now known as Yankee Stadium: "Sheesh, the team moves across the street and all of a sudden they're in Coors."..........Thumbing through the newspaper the other day, I saw a picture of actress Sharon Stone decked out in a stunning black dress as she attended the Cannes Film Festival. Let's just say that if the aforementioned David Ortiz had aged like Ms. Stone did over these past few years, the Red Sox would have a 10-game lead in the AL East right now..........ITEM: Omir Santos of the Mets hits a two-run homer off Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon last Saturday--leading to a 3-2 New York victory. Question: WHY did Pap throw NOTHING but fastballs to the five hitters he faced that afternoon? Why not throw in a split finger or the new slider he's been working on in order to make the Mets hitters think just a LITTLE bit? Again, in the current major league game, those who live by the fastball WILL die by the pitch if not using it cleverly..........Congrats to Helio Castroneves on winning his third Indy 500--an amazing feat. However, I STILL say that dancing cheek-to-cheek with Julianne Hough is MUCH more enjoyable than sweating profusely in a cockpit for 3-4 hours..........Just imagine if LPGA player Michelle Wie married New Britain Rock Cats VP/GM John Willi--divorced--then married former Clemson tennis player Ian Keeler. Fans of old-time baseball would surely delight as she'd be strolling the golf course with the full married name of Michelle Wie Willi Keeler..........Question: With a name like Will Power, wouldn't this Indy race car driver be better-suited to sell weight loss/dieting products?..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a CT girls high school softball game last week, Wilcox Tech dismantled Whitney Tech 29-1; the winning squad scored EIGHT runs in the second inning, EIGHT in the fourth inning, and EIGHT MORE in the fifth inning while Whitney made TEN errors during this shortened contest. I haven't seen anything THAT ugly since a friend of mine tried to karaoke Stevie Nicks' "Edge of Seventeen" after drinking a half-dozen whiskey sours back in the early 80's..........Answer to trivia question: CORY SNYDER (33), JOE CARTER (32), and BROOK JACOBY (32)..........How 'bout White Sox pitcher Jimmy Gobble--who allowed a pair of home runs--and SIX runs overall--in one inning during a 20-1 loss to Minnesota last week? I'm just wondering if any of the hometown Chicago fans were yelling "Turkey!" at him as he was exiting the pitching mound..........Happy birthday wishes go out for former major league relief pitcher Bryan Harvey--who blows out 46 candles on June 2nd. A Tennessee native, Harvey spent nine seasons in the "bigs" between 1987 and 1995 as a member of the Angels and Marlins--accumulating an impressive 177 saves in his career. Harvey's best year came in 1991 while with the Angels--a year in which he saved 46 games while giving up just 51 hits in more than 78 innings pitched (1.60 ERA). He also saved 45 games for the Marlins in 1993 with an ERA of just 1.70. A two-time All-Star, Harvey was plagued by arm problems later in his career--causing him to be done with major league baseball at the age of 32. Best wishes, Bryan..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former professional soccer coach Julio Mazzei--who died recently of Alzheimer's disease in Brazil at the age of 78. A renowned physical trainer in South America, Mazzei was very influential in bringing the legendary Pele to the New York Cosmos from 1975-77; Mazzei later had two coaching stints with the Cosmos from 1979-1983--guiding the 1982 team that featured Giorgio Chinaglia to its fourth NASL title in six years. May Coach Mazzei rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 5-23-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 18 May 2009 17:00:12 PDT

Column reader Dr. David Kramer of California recently chimed in about the greatness of Sandy Koufax--pointing how he came back on just two days rest to shut out the Twins in Game 7 of the 1965 World Series. He also added this: "When Koufax announced his retirement, it was the only time I remember REPORTERS giving an athlete an ovation."..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1979 Minnesota Twins RBI leader was an infielder who played in all 162 games that season. Can you name this individual? Answer to follow..........N.Y. Yankees pitcher A.J. Burnett recently told the New York Post that his favorite meal is steak and eggs from the Waffle House. I'm now wondering if the Yanks should have insisted on including monthly cholesterol checks as part of his new 5 year, $82.5 million contract..........This week in sports history, May 25, 1991: Mario Lemieux tallies a goal and three assists--leading his Pittsburgh Penguins team to an 8-0 victory over Minnesota for the team's first Stanley Cup in franchise history. Joe Mullen added two goals and goalie Tom Barrasso stopped 39 shots as the Penguins dominated Game 6--which was played at the Met Center in Bloomington, Minnesota. "Super Mario" finished the playoffs with an amazing 44 points--three less than Wayne Gretzky's all-time record..........Congratulations go out to the defending national champion Trinity College (CT) baseball squad--who have moved on to the Division III World Series in Grand Chute, WI (along with seven other teams) after beating a terrific Eastern Connecticut team in the New England Region final last weekend. Coach Bill Decker of Trinity is a TRUE class act, and it surely seems his talented player follow suit in that regard. Go get 'em, Bantams..........If Preakness winner/celebrity filly Rachel Alexandria now lands a commercial endorsement for a women's product such as Femiron or VIACTIV, I'm giving up following horse racing FOREVER..........Speaking of horse racing, if we had people in Washington, D.C. making decisions as well as jockey Calvin Borel, this country would be in a LOT better shape..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a Connecticut girls softball game last week, Farmington embarrassed Bloomfield 27-1; the losing squad made NINE errors during the course of this abbreviated, five-inning fiasco. And going into this week, Bloomfield has lost on SEVEN different occasions this season by 15 runs or more--all of those games having been shortened due to mercy purposes. The Bloomfield squad currently reminds me of the Obama administration: not having a lotta luck so far overcoming huge deficits..........Answer to trivia question: ROY SMALLEY--who drove in 95 runs for Gene Mauch's fourth-place ball club..........To me, the beauty of actress Diane Lane is just as underrated as first-pitch strikes in major league baseball..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Bob Knepper--who blows out 55 candles on May 25th. An Ohio native, Knepper pitched for both the Giants and Astros in a 15-year career that ended in 1990. A winner of 146 games during his career, Knepper's best year came in 1978 while with San Francisco--a season in which he went 17-11 with six shutouts and a fine ERA of 2.63. Knepper was named to the NL All-Star team in 1981 and 1988 and won 15 or more games in a season four times; best wishes, Bob..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NBA player Wayman Tisdale--who passed away last week following a battle with cancer at the age of 44. A three-time All-American at Oklahoma, Tisdale averaged over 15 points per game over 12 NBA seasons as a member of the Pacers, Kings, and Suns; he was also on the U.S. team that won the gold medal at the 1984 Olympics. He became an accomplished jazz musician after his playing career ended-- recording eight albums. Perhaps his greatest legacy will be his positive outlook on life; in the face of a two-year battle with cancer that would eventually take his life, Wayman Tisdale never abandoned the uplifting personality that was his trademark. He is survived by his wife, Regina, and four children; rest in peace, Wayman.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 5-16-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 11 May 2009 17:48:29 PDT

A "must have" for the ultimate sports fanatic out there: The 100 Sporting Events You Must See Live: An Insider's Guide to Creating the Sports Experience of a Lifetime--written by sports travel guru Robert Tuchman. The author breaks down the events--which take place in more than 30 states and 15 countries--into an organized, easy-to-read list format. Included in this terrific work are details about ticket brokers, hotels, and celebration locations; more info about the book can be obtained by visiting www.100sportingevents.com ..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Who was the last Los Angeles Dodgers player to lead the National League in slugging percentage? Answer to follow..........Call me crazy, but there's something VERY disturbing about the world in general when the following is allowed to happen: A guy like disgraced Canadian sprinter Ben Johnson is stripped of world records, called a "national disgrace," and sees his athletic career go down the tubes due to his link to steroids. On the flip side, A-ROID is cheered after hitting his first home run of the season last week, welcomed back to his team with open arms, and allowed to continue to earn GAZILLIONS in major league baseball; go figure..........This week in sports history, May 21, 1988: Risen Star, ridden by Eddie Delahoussaye, win the 113th Preakness Stakes--finishing 1 1/4 lengths ahead of runner-up Brian's Time. Delahoussaye was content to let Kentucky Derby victor Winning Colors and Forty Niner duel it out at the beginning of the race, but ultimately found an opening on the backstretch--enabling Risen Star to take a lead that he wouldn't relinquish. The son of the great Secretariat, Risen Star finished in a time of 1:56 1/5--the slowest Preakness winner in 18 years..........Question: If ESPN's Hannah Storm ever married Hall of Fame QB Joe Montana, would she REALLY want to be known by her full, married name of Hannah Montana?..........Regarding all of this Brett Favre indecision/retirement talk: I'm truly sick of it all. Well, maybe not. Heck, yes I am. Well, perhaps not as much as I originally thought. Umm, the more I think about it, sure I am. Nah, perhaps not-- maybe a little, but not totally. Umm, check that-- I'm sick of it, but perhaps there's room for a little more. Oh, heck, I'm not sure..........Sad to hear about the passing of Dom DiMaggio--always overshadowed by his famous brother Joe, but a terrific player in his own right. The man also became a very successful businessman once his playing career ended. And in Dom's 1990 memoir, "Real Grass, Real Heroes," Ted Williams wrote that 'there is no finer person on earth than Dom DiMaggio.' Dom was also married to his wife Emily for 61 years. Yes, although not close to being the larger-than-life legend that big brother Joe was, it surely seems that Dom lived a much HAPPIER life than his famous sibling did, for sure..........Answer to trivia question: PEDRO GUERRERO--who led the NL with a slugging % of .577 back in 1985..........Another classic line from WFAN's Steve Somers after learning of Manny Ramirez being busted for using a female fertility drug: "Just Manny being MOMMY"..........I hereby challenge LPGA golfers Natalie Gulbis and Christie Kerr to 18 holes of competitive golf--with the loser/high-scorer (me, me!) owing the other two competitors full-body massages weekly for the next five years..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Ben Callahan--who blows out 52 candles on May 19th. Don't remember this tall native of North Carolina? You may not be alone. Callahan spent just one season in the "bigs"--1983 with Oakland--appearing in just four games. In just over 9 innings of work that season, Callahan surrendered 18 hits and 13 earned runs--thus rendering him with a lifetime ERA of 12.54. Hey, they all can't be Vida Blue, right? Best wishes, Ben..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league coach/manager Danny Ozark--who died recently in Vero Beach, FL at the age of 85. Born Daniel Leonard Orzechowski in Buffalo, N.Y., Ozark was a Dodgers coach under Walter Alston from 1965-1972; he went on to manage the Phillies between 1973 and 1979-- compiling a record of 594-510 while leading his Philadelphia squad to three NL East titles. He also returned to the Dodgers as one of Tom Lasorda's coaches from 1980-1982. Named Manager of the Year by the AP and Sporting News in 1976, Ozark was known for his easygoing nature and patience with young players. An Army veteran, Ozark fought in the Battle of the Bulge; he is survived by his wife, Ginny, a son, a daughter, three grandchildren, and four great-grandchildren. May Mr. Ozark rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 5-9-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 05 May 2009 15:10:30 PDT

The "Unwatchable NBA" Update": How 'bout Denver's 121-63 blowout victory over New Orleans last week--yes, in a PLAYOFF game, folks! The home-team Hornets made just 17 field goals during this fiasco and scored a pitiful 24 points in the ENTIRE SECOND HALF. If I'm a Hornets fan, I could have used TWO paper bags that evening: one to put over my head in order to NOT be recognized and another for regurgitation purposes..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The lowly 1985 Pittsburgh Pirates--who finished 57-104--had only one hurler on their ENTIRE pitching staff who finished with an above-.500 record. Can you name this individual? Answer to follow..........My idea of the perfect sports afternoon: Watching a pro surfing competition at the Banzai Pipeline on Oahu's North Shore along with NESN's Heidi Watney--while some bikini-clad Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders practice some new dance routines on the sand just a few feet away..........If you didn't get choked up and/or develop goose bumps when "My Old Kentucky Home" was played before last Saturday's Kentucky Derby, please check your emotional health IMMEDIATELY..........This week in sports history, May 11, 1968: The Montreal Canadiens win their eighth Stanley Cup in 13 years--beating the St. Louis Blues 3-2 for a four-game sweep of the championship series. Down 2-1 at one point in Game 4, the Habs got third period goals from Henri Richard and J.C. Tremblay to seal the victory. Shortly after the game, legendary Canadiens coach Toe Blake--whose run in Montreal included five straight titles from 1956-1960--would announce his retirement on Canadian television..........Classic line from WFAN's Steve Somers last weekend while live at Citi Field: "How can the Mets NOT have an 'edge' with a Razor (Shines) in the third base coaching box?"..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a Connecticut boys high school baseball (NOT football) game last week, Lewis Mills defeated Wamogo 35-0; the winning squad pounded out 30 hits during this mismatch and scored a combined NINETEEN runs in the fourth and fifth innings. If I'm the Wamogo coach, I inject a little comforting humor while addressing my players after the game; while using football references, I offer this: "Well, guys, we DID give up five touchdowns and five extra points during this nightmare--but NO field goals!!"..........Can you imagine if Jensen Beach High (FL) softball star Christen Moon ever hooked up with former major league pitcher Bob Walk? If they ever tied the knot, fans of Michael Jackson would surely delight in her full married name of Christen Moon Walk..........Answer to trivia question: Starting pitcher RICK REUSCHEL--who went 14-8 with an impressive 2.27 ERA for manager Chuck Tanner's last-place club..........Yes, what a difference a few years can make. In April of 1999, PGA golfer David Duval achieved the #1 spot in the World Golf Rankings; altogether, he won 13 tournaments from 1997 to 2001 and also shot a record 59 in the final round of the 1999 Bob Hope Chrysler Classic. After failing to make the cut at Quail Hollow last weekend, Duval's ranking is now in the 800's--with only FOUR top-25 finishes in the last FIVE years. In addition, he's made the cut just 23 times out of the 80 tournaments he has entered since 2005. This was a guy who, along with Phil Mickelson--was expected to be a major rival of Tiger Woods for a LONG time to come just a decade ago; now, at age 38, his athletic downfall is mind-boggling. Does the name "Steve Blass" come to mind, anyone?.......... Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league outfielder Kevin Bass--who blows out 50 candles on May 12th. A native of California, Bass spent 14 seasons in the "bigs" between 1982 and 1995 as a member of the Brewers, Astros, Giants, Mets, and Orioles--hitting .270 lifetime. Bass' best season came in 1986 while with Houston when he garnered 184 hits with 20 HR's and 79 RBI's; he was a member of the NL All-Star squad that year. Best wishes, Kevin..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former University of Kentucky basketball player Mike Casey--who died recently of congestive heart failure in Nashville at the age of 60. A former "Mr. Basketball" as a high school player in Kentucky, Casey averaged over 20 points per game as a sophomore at UK in the '67-'68 season. Having once appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated, the former guard/forward was UK's 13th all-time scorer with 1,535 points. Casey had been awaiting a heart transplant, but was taken off the list shortly before his death after becoming too ill for the procedure. Once called by legendary coach Adolph Rupp as the best money player he ever coached, Casey is survived by a daughter and sister; may he rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 5-2-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 21:38:29 PDT

From the "All in the Family" Dept.: Red Sox fan Jimmy O'Hara of Shelton (CT) recently pointed out to me that the '79 Bosox squad had a "Papi" and four "sons" on it: Stan Papi, Gary Allenson, Rick Burleson, Butch Hobson, and Bob Watson. A gem, Jimmy--thanks for sharing!......TRIVIA QUESTION: The lowly 1993 San Diego Padres had only one player on the team who was anywhere NEAR the 100 RBI mark. Can you name this former outfielder? Answer to follow......Athletes from ANY sport could learn A LOT from the candor and grace shown by PGA golfer Kenny Perry following his recent, late collapse at the Masters. After blowing a two-stroke lead with two holes left to play (and then losing in a playoff to Angel Cabrera), Perry bluntly critiqued himself, but spent more time focusing on the positives in his life--truly putting golf in perspective. Ah, so refreshing in these days of the often-clueless athlete spewing garbage after a defeat. You're a winner in MY book, Mr. Perry......The "Unwatchable NBA" Update: In a playoff game between San Antonio and Dallas last week, the Spurs shot a pathetic 2-for-17 from three-point range (12%) and had a TEAM total of just 10 assists. Ummm, baseball season, anyone?......This week in sports history, May 4, 1985: Jockey Angel Cordero, Jr. wins his third Kentucky Derby--guiding Spend A Buck to an easy, 5 1/4-length victory in the annual "Run for the Roses" at Louisville's Churchill Downs. Breaking out of the gate quickly, Cordero rode the talented thoroughbred to the biggest winning margin in the Derby since 1946; his first mile time of 1:34 4/5 was the fastest in the history of the race. Cordero had previously won the famed Kentucky race aboard Cannonade in 1974 and while riding Bold Forbes in 1976......Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a recent Connecticut girl's softball game played in Hartford, Bulkeley annihilated University by a score of 31-0; the game lasted just 4 1/2 innings and saw the winning squad score 24 runs in the first two innings. As soon as I saw the score of that fiasco, I immediately thought of Marvin Gaye's classic hit "Mercy Mercy Me"--a song I used to love. The problem now is that I haven't been able to get it out of my head SINCE then--humming and whistling it constantly--to the point where I NEVER want to hear it again. Sheesh--thanks, Bulkeley!!......Answer to trivia question: PHIL PLANTIER--who drove in an even 100 runs while hitting just .240 for Jim Riggleman's last-place club......ITEM: 12-year-old Mackenzie Brown becomes the first girl in the history of the Bayonne (NJ) Little League to pitch a perfect game. Rumor has it that she will soon hire Scott Boras as her agent and demand the following: an unlimited supply of Gummi Bears after each game she pitches, tickets to all Hannah Montana concerts in the tri-state area, and a chauferred-limo trip to Six Flags/Great Adventure for herself and six friends at least three times each calendar year......Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league player Rick Leach--who blows out 52 candles on May 4th. A first baseman/outfielder, Leach played ten seasons between 1981 and 1990 for the Tigers, Blue Jays, Rangers, and Giants--hitting .268 lifetime. A tremendous athlete, Leach was also a star QB at Michigan from 1975-1978 and was named to the All-Big 10 team three times; he was co-most valuable player in the 1979 Rose Bowl. Best wishes, Rick......Finally, condolences go out to the family of legendary sportscaster Merle Harmon--who died recently of complications from pneumonia at the age of 82. In a sportscasting career that spanned five decades, Harmon was the voice of five MLB teams (A's, Braves, Twins, Brewers, and Rangers); he also worked for ABC and NBC as well as broadcasting New York Jets games during the Joe Namath glory years. One of Harmon's many career highlights was calling Hall of Fame pitcher Nolan Ryan's 5,000th career strikeout--which came on on August 22, 1989 vs. Oakland's Rickey Henderson. Married more than 50 years to his wife, Jenny, the couple had four sons and one daughter--plus seven grandchildren. May Mr. Harmon rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 4-25-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 13:27:50 PDT

Remembering "The Bird"

The year was 1976; "Frampton Comes Alive" was gaining in music popularity, a former football player was still patrolling the White House, and yours truly had just received a driver's license. Baseball season started with my next-door-neighbor, Al--a HUGE Detroit fan--telling me about this eccentric, young kid who had made the Tigers' pitching staff. "They call him 'The Bird,'" Al told me, "because he looks like 'Big Bird' from Sesame Street." Mark Steven Fidrych was his given name and after his first start--a complete game, two-hitter vs. Cleveland--I recall thinking to myself, 'Gee, this may be a fun summer.' It turned out to be EXTREMELY fun.

Detroit had just come off two seasons in which the team's combined record was 129-192--a pair of last-place finishes. Attendance at Tiger Stadium had declined; Al and other Tigers fans prepared for another rough year in '76. "The Bird" proceeded to win seven of his first eight decisions while demonstrating pinpoint control. He was hyper; he talked to the baseball, manicured the mound, high-fived teammates after great plays--yes, flaky and goofy, to say the least--and refreshing in its naivete. As the season progressed, I remember asking Al on occasion who would be pitching for Detroit on a particular day. He'd often answer "Ray Bare" or "Vern Rule" with very little excitement in his voice. But when it was Fidrych's turn, his face would literally light up. You see, "The Bird" was making baseball MATTER in Detroit once again--in a manner which no one could imagine. He'd go 11 innings during a victory over Cleveland in late May; he beat the mighty Yankees in a nationally-televised Monday night game and would start the All-Star game at the age of 21. Fans (or "Bird Watchers"), who jam-packed Tiger Stadium for each of his starts, demanded curtain calls after his victories--and were rarely disappointed. "Big Bird" outfits were everywhere at Tiger Stadium--so appropriate as Fidrych's raw, youthful exuberance truly rendered him as nothing more than a "big kid"--6'3", in fact--who wanted NOTHING more than to pitch. And to please.

Fast forward: The Tigers would finish in 5th place that year--24 games game behind New York--but baseball was alive again in the Motor City because of "The Bird." In fact, attendance at Tiger Stadium was up a whopping 400,000 from the previous year--mostly due to Fidrych's drawing power. He'd finished 19-9 (with an amazing 24 complete games) and lead MLB with a sparkling 2.34 ERA. He won the AL Rookie of the Year Award and would finish second to the great Jim Palmer in the Cy Young balloting. I guess what I'll always remember about Mark Fidrych was the unmatched freshness that he brought to the game; he reminded all of us that it is just that--A GAME. Here was a curly-haired kid making the league's minimum salary and thrilling TONS of fans both at home AND on the road; he had no agent and preferred blue jeans most of the time--just ecstatic that he wasn't pumping gas back in his home state of Massachusetts. I know-- refreshing, huh? Mark Fidrych, at 21, seemed to be in awe of his short-lived fame--almost overcome by it all as witnessed by the often wide-eyed look gracing his countenance when exposed to adoring fans. Hell, he was a "blue-collar kid" living a dream in '76. Former Yankees PR man Marty Appel told me recently about "The Bird's" first experience in New York as a big leaguer: "His first trip to NYC came shortly after he became a big sensation; naturally, the Children's Television Workshop had 'Big Bird' at Yankee Stadium for a photo-op. Mark was terrific and the photos were great--and the legend continued." I also asked legendary Tigers broadcaster Ernie Harwell about "The Bird's" legacy: "He came out with the best malapropisms--and it was all real," said Harwell. "A sweet kid--and his rise was meteoric." Finally, on WFAN last weekend, Ed Randall referred to Fidrych's time in the game as "the last vestige of innocence" in baseball.

We lost Mark Fidrych last week at the age of 54--the victim of a truck accident at his Northborough, MA farm. Sadly, arm/knee injuries limited him to parts of just five big league seasons and a lifetime record of 29-19; ahhh, what could have been. In recent weeks, I had been planning to inquire about his availability to appear on my local cable TV show--perhaps to talk about the simple, New England-based life he maintained since his meteoric baseball rise and subsequent quick exit from the game. No, I'll never get that chance--but it won't dim the memories of a 21-year old gawky kid who once thrilled baseball fans like few others have--even if for just one single, unforgettable summer. Finally, I guess it's no secret that he was considered a "regular guy" long after his playing days ended; no, not surprising. Those closest to him will be quick to point out that he always kept the fun-loving ways and down-to-earth persona--even WITHOUT a huge, adoring audience surrounding him. Yeah, I'd venture to say that the only difference between the Fidrych of '76 and the one working under the truck on that fateful day last week was just a few gray hairs dotting the old curls.

Yes, whenever Fidrych's name comes up from this day forward, I'll most likely smile and chuckle a bit; heck, maybe I'll even talk to the baseball the next time I'm throwing batting practice to some middle-school youngsters that I coach. Yeah, I'm sure Mark would appreciate that. Certainly, I'll never forget one "Bird" that truly flew high in '76; rest in peace, Mark Fidrych.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 4-18-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:36:41 PDT

The "Unwatchable NBA" Update: In a recent game played in New Jersey, the Nets annihilated the Sixers 96-67; Philadelphia shot a putrid 9-for-23 (39%) from the free throw line (that's NOT a misprint, folks) and scored a GRAND TOTAL of 28 points in the ENTIRE second half (ughhhh). Notice to Philly fans: At last glance, the Walgreens store on Locust Street had Pepcid AC on sale--$14.99 (reg. $18.99) for 50 tablets......TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1983 Chicago White Sox--who lost to Baltimore in the ALCS--had four players on the team who drove in 85 or more runs each during the regular season. Can you name these gentlemen? Answer to follow......I used to think that Rod Carew's swing was a thing of pure beauty--that is, until I saw a recent picture of a bikini-clad Carmen Electra taking photos for her web site in her Beverly Hills backyard......Newly-acquired N.Y. Mets reliever J.J. Putz recently told the N.Y. Post that his favorite actress is Jennifer Aniston. Put it this way: If Putz' fastball this season is anywhere NEAR as good as his taste in women, then the 8th inning of many Mets games will be in EXTREMELY good hands......This week in sports history, April 20, 1981: Running in perfect weather conditions, Japan's Toshihiko Seko captures the 85th Boston Marathon in a time of 2:09.26--the fastest marathon in American history. Pulling away from the pack on the famed "Heartbreak Hill," Seko finished ahead of American Craig Virgin. Legendary runner Bill Rodgers--who had won the past three Boston Marathons in a row--battled Virgin at the very end but finished third. The women's winner was Allison Roe of New Zealand--who ran the race in a time of 2:26.46......I talked to WFAN Radio's Mike McCann the other day about pitcher Orlando "El Duque" Hernandez' always-disputed REAL age--a man who last pitched in the majors in 2007. McCann's take: "He was an extra in 'The Ten Commandments!'"......Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a CT girls high school softball game played last week, Parish Hill dismantled Holy Family by a score of 28-1. My first thought was THIS: If Parish Hill scores, say, only 25 runs or so when they meet again on May 1st, will the Holy Family coach consider the apparent improvement to be a "moral victory?"......I wouldn't say there are any "positives" than can result from a tragedy like the recent Nick Adenhart death (Angels pitcher killed in a car crash at the age of 22). But it CAN re-focus all of us on two things: the dangers of drunk driving and the NEED to put things in perspective. It's SO refreshing to see a guy like young PGA star Anthony Kim take note--and say things like "there's no reason to pout about a bogey or three-putt." Amen, Anthony, as perspective can be a WONDERFUL thing--coming from people of ANY age......Answer to trivia question: RON KITTLE (100), HAROLD BAINES (99), GREG LUZINSKI (95), and CARLTON FISK (86)......Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league player Alonza "Al" Bumbry--who blows out 62 candles on April 21st. A native of Virginia, Bumbry played 14 seasons in the "bigs" between 1972 and 1985--spending all but one of them with the Baltimore Orioles. A speedy outfielder who was nicknamed "The Bumblebee," Bumbry was named the AL Rookie of the Year in 1973--a season in which he hit 11 triples and compiled an impressive .337 batting average in 110 games. He was named to the AL All-Star team in 1980 and was a member of the '83 world championship Baltimore squad. A lifetime .281 hitter, Bumbry was one of the few MLB players to have served in the Vietnam War--where he earned a Bronze Star as a platoon leader. Best wishes, Al......Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NBA center Marvin Webster--who was found dead at the age of 56 in an Oklahoma hotel room recently; preliminary reports suggested that he died from coronary artery disease. A product of Morgan State, Webster started his pro career with Denver of the ABA in 1975; he proceeded to play nine seasons in the NBA as a member of the Nuggets, Sonics, Knicks, and Bucks before retiring in 1987. Known as "The Human Eraser" for his shot-blocking abilities, Webster led Seattle to the NBA Finals in '77-'78 when he averaged 14 points and 12.6 rebounds per game. Sadly, he was predeceased by his son Marvin Webster, Jr.--who played college basketball at Temple but died during his sophomore year at the tender age of 18 due to a heart attack. Webster is survived by a son, a brother, four sisters, and his mother, Dorothy Webster. May "The Human Eraser" rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 4-11-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 14:46:16 PDT

Yes, folks, the 2009 season is underway; there's further talk of steroids, a bad economy, and ticket prices resembling monthly rent payments--yes, those made in the HIGH RENT district. Here's how they'll finish this season:

AL EAST
N.Y. Yankees
Boston Red Sox
T.B. Rays
Toronto Blue Jays
Baltimore Orioles

AL CENTRAL
Minnesota Twins
Cleveland Indians
Chicago White Sox
Kansas City Royals
Detroit Tigers

AL WEST
LA Angels
Oakland A's
Texas Rangers
Seattle Mariners

**Notes:
AL EAST- Flip a coin between New York and Boston; it'll all come down to who stays more healthy--but I think Teixeira's impact will be huge. Sox' staff deeper, but Yanks will have a sense of desperation with their older core players--and make the most of it. Rays' young staff to blow out come September. Halladay in Toronto doesn't get enough help from his fellow starters. Orioles have a totally new pitching staff--but it won't matter; yes, poor Brian Roberts.
AL CENTRAL- I like the Twins starting pitching better than Cleveland's--and Joe Nathan is still Joe Nathan; however, Mauer must return to full strength. I'm not crazy about Chicago's bullpen--and there are health concerns. Royals low on-base percentage will hurt them--but they could surprise somewhat. Tigers' young, talented arms of '06 now a distant memory; if they were to win this division, then yours truly could be dating Charlize Theron come October.
AL WEST- Angels just too talented in an otherwise weak division, but will they get enough production out of the 1B and DH spots? Giambi will test cleanly and Oakland will score more runs--but their pitching is suspect. As usual, Rangers' pitching is "iffy,"--to say the least. Mariners start the season without Ichiro, and their "big" offseason acquisitions were an over-the-hill Griffey, Jr. and Russell Branyon--telling you all you really need to know.

NL EAST
N.Y. Mets
Philadelphia Phillies
Atlanta Braves
Florida Marlins
Washington Nationals

NL CENTRAL
Chicago Cubs
Milwaukee Brewers
St. Louis Cardinals
Houston Astros
Cincinnati Reds
Pittsburgh Pirates

NL WEST
L.A. Dodgers
Arizona D'Backs
S.F. Giants
Colorado Rockies
S.D. Padres

**Notes:
NL EAST- Mets' acquisitions of Putz and K-Rod put them over the top--but WHICH Oliver Perez will show up every five days? Phillies will score, but starting pitchers like "Father Time" Moyer will disappoint. Braves lack power--and will have trouble closing games. Marlins may make more errors than the Bush administration did; Nationals located in D.C.--where NOTHING good happens these days.
NL CENTRAL- Cubs starting pitching still excellent--and Milton Bradley helps the offense. Brewers will simply try to outscore opponents--but this isn't bowling. Cards will have trouble closing games--and they have no bench. Houston has too many #5 starters; I simply don't like the Reds outfield. Pirates' only hope is that SOME people show up in person to see them finish last once again.
NL WEST- Infielder Hudson helps Dodgers a lot, but will Manny quit come September? Haren and Webb may win 40 for Arizona--but they'll fall short. Giants' lack of power puts too much pressure on a decent staff. Rockies can't outscore people like they used to and will miss Holliday too much. If you can name the Padres lineup, you have WAY too much time on your hands.
*Postseason: I'll say the Yankees' off-season money machine propels them to yet another World Series appearance--despite A-ROID appearing on the cover of the New York Post at least a half-dozen times this summer. Cubs make up for the embarrassment of last postseason (and the past 100 years!) and win the World Series in early, bone-chilling November.

Enjoy the season, everyone!

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 4-4-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 14:01:24 PDT

A well-deserved honor as longtime WTIC-AM "SportsTalk" host Arnold Dean will receive the Art McGinley Award at the CT Sports Writers Alliance's Gold Key Dinner on April 26th at the Aqua Turf in Southington; this recognition is for meritorious service to the CSWA and to sports journalism in general. Often called the "Dean of CT Sports Talk," Arnold has spent an amazing 60+ years in radio--including the last 44 at WTIC. Congratulations, Arnold; tickets for the dinner are $75 and can be obtained by contacting CSWA president Bob Ehalt at 203-929-6584 or by emailing Bob at ehalt.b@sbcglobal.net.......... TRIVIA QUESTION: What baseball Hall of Famer was the only player to hit for the cycle during the 1975 major league season? *HINT: He played in the National League; answer to follow..........How 'bout catcher Ronny Paulino--who was traded TWICE in 24 hours last week and THREE times since December? Currently with the Marlins (at least as of press time!), if THIS guy doesn't land a commercial gig with American Tourister in the very near future, then NO ONE should..........This week in sports history, April 7, 1977: In the first regular season game ever played at Exhibition Stadium in Toronto, the expansion Blue Jays beat the Chicago White Sox 9-5 in front of more than 44,000 fans. While parts of the field were covered with snow, first baseman Doug Ault led the way for the Jays--driving in four runs with two homers. Toronto wiped out an early 4-1 deficit while collecting 16 hits on the afternoon. Jerry Johnson was the winning pitcher for the home squad--pitching 2 2/3 innings in relief of starting pitcher Bill Singer..........Villanova Wildcats basketball coach Jay Wright recently told the New York Post that his boyhood idol was Pete Maravich, his favorite singer is Bruce Springsteen, and his favorite actress is Sharon Stone. Two thoughts immediately come to mind: If I had known this guy while growing up, he would have been my absolute BEST friend due to our shared basketball and musical interests. Also, he currently possesses INCREDIBLE taste in women..........Can you imagine if William Paterson University basketball player April Smith married former NBA player Scott May, divorced, then married West Craven(NC) high school football player Thomas June? Lovers of springtime would surely delight in her full married name of April May June..........I just came across a picture of lovely tennis star/model Anna Kournikova ringing the opening bell at the New York Stock Exchange last week. My first thought was that--regardless of what happened on Wall Street that particular day--she was probably the best "stimulus package" that some traders had seen in YEARS..........Answer to trivia question: LOU BROCK of the St. Louis Cardinals--who accomplished the rare feat during a 7-1 victory over the San Diego Padres..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major leaguer Rennie Stennett--who blows out 58 candles on April 5th. A native of Panama, Stennett played 11 seasons for the Pirates and Giants between 1971 and 1981--hitting .274 lifetime. Used mostly as an infielder, Stennett is best-known for being the only player in the modern era to go 7-for-7 in a nine inning game--accomplishing the feat during a Pittsburgh rout of Chicago back in 1975. Sadly, Stennett broke his right leg while sliding into second base during a game in 1977 and was never the same player thereafter. However, he stayed with the Pirates until 1979 and was a member of that year's famed "We Are Family" championship squad. Best wishes, Rennie..........Finally, some sad news to report as thoroughbred racehorse Alysheba had to be euthanized last week at the age of 25 after falling in his stall in Lexington, Kentucky. Ridden by jockey Chris McCarron, Alysheba won both the Kentucky Derby and Preakness in 1987; his bid for a Triple Crown that year fell short after a disappointing fourth-place finish in the Belmont Stakes. Alysheba was also victorious in six major stakes races in 1988--including the Breeders’ Cup Classic--and was ultimately named Horse of the Year. The son of the famed Alydar, Alysheba retired as horse racing's all-time money winner with more than $6.6 million in earnings--a record that was later broken by Cigar. The horse, which first stood at stud in Versailles, KY, returned to the U.S. last year after spending eight years in Saudi Arabia. Once known as "America's Horse," Alysheba was buried last Saturday at the Kentucky Horse Park's Hall of Champions. May this spectacular champion rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 3-28-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 24 Mar 2009 19:05:10 PDT

The "Unwatchable NBA" Update: During a 26-point loss to New Jersey last week, the Knicks shot 2-for-17 from three-point range (12%) and 58% from the free-throw line on 11-for-19 shooting. Someone with a sense of humor in the Madison Square Garden crowd that evening should have held up a sign at one point with the following message on it: "New York BRICKS"..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar hold the NBA's all-time career record for minutes played in the playoffs with 8,851. Can you name the player who is #2 on the all-time list? Answer to follow..........How 'bout LPGA golfer Dorothy Delasin--who carded a "nightmarish" round of 92 (20 over par) in the first round of last week's MasterCard Classic in Mexico City? She had four bogeys, one triple bogey, two quadruple bogeys, and shot a robust 9 on the par-4 15th hole (ouch!). I swear--this gal may very well have panic attacks, nightmares, and MAJOR indigestion every time she uses a certain credit card from this day forward..........This week in sports history, March 31, 1975: Dave Meyers and Richard Washington combine for 52 points--leading UCLA to a 92-85 victory over Kentucky in the NCAA basketball championship game played in San Diego. The victory would be coach John Wooden's record 10th NCAA title--all while coaching the Bruins; the "Wizard of Westwood" had announced his retirement after UCLA's earlier semifinal win over Louisville. UCLA led the game by ten points with 12 minutes remaining in the game before the Wildcats pulled to within one, 76-75. However, Kentucky star Kevin Grevey (34 points) missed a few crucial free throws down the stretch--allowing the Bruins to ultimately pull away and claim another title.........Mark Teixeira of the N.Y. Yankees recently told the New York Post that his favorite movie is "The Godfather." I'm now wondering if GM Brian Cashman--while negotiating Teixeira's $180 million contract this past off-season--sealed the deal by saying, "Mark--this is truly an offer you no canna refuse!"..........Answer to trivia question: SCOTTIE PIPPEN--who logged in 8,105 playoff minutes during his 17 years in the NBA..........Love him or hate him, you can't help but respect Dick Vitale's enthusiasm when he does color commentating on ESPN telecasts. During Duke's recent victory over Florida St. in the ACC championship game, I could envision Vitale nearly jumping out of his seat as the Blue Devils were draining one three-pointer after another. At one point, he yelled out in typical 'Vitale-esque' fashion, "Somebody call the fire chief--they're burning the nets down!!" Yes, there's no one quite like Dicky V..........Former NFL linebacker-turned-actor Brian Bosworth was arrested recently in Los Angeles for driving his motorcycle while drunk on Hollywood Boulevard. Geez, I always knew that "The Boz" wanted to make his mark in Hollywood, but he was supposed to do it INSIDE a film studio..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former NBA player Steve Smith--who blows out 40 candles on March 31st. A Michigan native who played college ball at Michigan State, Smith spent 14 seasons in the NBA playing for six different teams between 1991 and 2005--averaging 14.3 ppg over his career. Smith averaged more than 20 points per game in both the '96-'97 and '97-'98 seasons while playing for the Atlanta Hawks; he also led the NBA in three-point FG% (.471) during the 2001-2002 season while playing with the Spurs. A former All-Star, Smith is also well-known for his charitable nature---having once donated more than $2 million to his alma mater. Best wishes, Steve..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league player/manager Whitey Lockman--who died recently in Arizona at the age of 82; he had been fighting pulmonary fibrosis and pneumonia. Lockman was best-known for helping set the stage for Bobby Thomson's famous "Shot Heard 'Round The World" during the 1951 playoff between the Giants and Dodgers; Lockman came to bat in the bottom of the ninth facing Brooklyn's starting pitcher Don Newcombe and hit a one-out, run-scoring double that kept the rally going while cutting the Dodgers' lead to 4-2. Playing most of his career as an outfielder, Lockman hit .279 lifetime in 15 seasons spent with the Giants, Cardinals, Orioles, and Reds. He also managed the Chicago Cubs from 1972-1974 and spent more than 25 years as a front-office executive and scout for the Cubs, Montreal Expos and Florida Marlins. He is survived by four daughters and a son; may Whitey Lockman rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 3-21-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 15:16:36 PDT

The word "domination" is often misused/overused in the sports world--but NOT in this case: The Trinity College (CT) squash team just won its 11th straight national championship and 202nd match in a row--simply MIND-BOGGLING numbers in these days of competitive college athletics. I was privileged to interview coach Paul Assaiante on "Monday Night Sports Talk" recently--where he talked fondly of the team-oriented individuals (including some scholar-athletes) that he's been honored to coach during this streak; he also lent keen insight into the game of squash in general and touched upon its international appeal. Assaiante had players from SEVEN different countries on this past year's roster; my co-host Tony DeAngelo called him "a true ambassador for the sport." Congratulations, Paul; your accomplishments and continued focus on excellence cannot be publicized ENOUGH..........TRIVIA QUESTION: During the 1928-'29 NHL season, goalie George Hainsworth of the Montreal Canadiens recorded a remarkable 22 shutouts. Since then, what goalie has put together the most shutouts in one season? Answer to follow..........Congrats go out to my good friend Roy Lawrence of Marlborough (CT)--who was recently selected by the CT Sports Writers' Alliance to receive a "Good Sport" Award at the upcoming Gold Key Dinner to be held April 26th at the Aqua Turf in Southington. A retired educator, Lawrence spent the majority of his teaching career in the town of Columbia where he coached ALL four sports (soccer, baseball, basketball, and track) over a 25-year period--starting the baseball program there. Roy has spent time in Johannesburg, South Africa as a volunteer soccer coach through "Ambassadors in Sport"; he's also run baseball clinics, built fields, and collected/provided equipment to residents of Uruguay during his work as a sports missionary in that country. Having been fortunate enough to coach with this fine gentleman, I can relay first-hand that very few individuals have given back to the community--or to kids in general--more than one Roy Lawrence. A richly-deserved award, for sure..........Some more dominant numbers for you: Of the 23 Little East Women's Basketball tournaments played since 1987, the University of Southern Maine has won NINETEEN of them. Whoa.........This week in sports history, March 24, 1956: San Francisco stakes its claim as one of college basketball's all-time greatest teams--beating Iowa 83-71 in the NCAA championship game for its 55th consecutive victory. Bill Russell scored 26 points and pulled down 27 rebounds as the Dons became the first team to win the national title with a perfect record (29-0). Iowa actually led at one point 15-4, but Russell's domination of the Hawkeyes' high-scoring center Bill Logan--held to just 12 points--proved to be the difference as San Francisco repeated as national champions..........How crazy/encompassing has this whole steroids thing become for yours truly? The other day I saw a squirrel under my bird feeder clutching a piece of bread that was almost as big as its BODY--and I immediately surmised that the critter MUST be on the "juice."..........Answer to trivia question: TONY ESPOSITO of the Chicago Blackhawks--who recorded an impressive 15 shutouts during the 1969-'70 NHL season..........Call me crazy, but the first time a misjudged fly ball goes over the head of Manny Ramirez this season--and he proceeds to loaf after it--manager Joe Torre is gonna need something MUCH stronger than green tea in order to cope with the aftermath..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former NBA player/current coach Mike Woodson--who blows out 51 candles on March 24th. A native of Indianapolis who was a two-time All-American at Indiana, Woodson played 11 seasons for seven different teams between 1980 and 1991--averaging 14 ppg for his entire career. Perhaps Woodson's finest season came during the '82-'83 campaign while with the Knicks--a season in which he averaged 18.2 ppg while shooting more than 50% from the field; Mike also averaged 12.2 ppg while playing in 13 career postseason games. Woodson is currently in his fifth season as head coach of the Atlanta Hawks; best wishes, Mike..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former Alabama A&M baseball coach Thomas Wesley--who died recently of a heart attack at the age of 51. Wesley guided the Bulldogs for 16 seasons between 1991 and 2006--winning 238 games. He led his squad to the 1993 Southern Intercollegiate Athletic Conference Championship--which turned out to be the high point of his coaching career. After leaving A&M, Wesley worked as a recreation assistant at the North Alabama Regional Hospital in Decatur. Rest in peace, "Coach."

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 3-14-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:44:33 PDT

Talking to my "Monday Night Sports Talk" co-host Tony DeAngelo on Thursday of last week, I mentioned to him that it was the 36th anniversary of the famous "wife swapping" incident between N.Y. Yankees pitchers Mike Kekich and Fritz Peterson. His response: "Hey, at least they weren't INJECTING one another."..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1987-'88 Chicago Blackhawks had three players on the squad who each scored more than 40 goals. Can you name these gentlemen? Answer to follow..........ITEM: JetBlue Airways is offering a $99 Manny Fan Fare for southern California residents to welcome back Manny Ramirez to the Dodgers--the #99 representing the player's uniform number. Question: If/when Manny quits on the team when they are 10 games back come September, will JetBlue similarly cease operations for a week or two?..........My idea of a perfect afternoon: Having lunch with LPGA golfer Natalie Gulbis at a Hooters Restaurant--while a Christie Brinkley fitness infomercial is showing on a nearby television..........This week in sports history, March 17, 1973: The Philadelphia 76ers set an NBA record for losses in a season--losing 120-115 to the Baltimore Bullets in a game played in Philly. Elvin Hayes led the victors with 43 points and six blocked shots as the 76ers' record fell to a dismal 9-68 with five games left in the season. Despite 39 points from Fred Carter in this game, Philadelphia could not avoid yet another defeat. The previous record of 67 losses in one year was shared by the '67-'68 San Diego Rockets and the '70-'71 Cleveland Cavaliers..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a Connecticut girls Class S state tournament basketball game played last week, home team Bolton destroyed Holy Family 51-9--with the winning squad having led 28-2 AT THE HALF. In addition, only TWO girls scored for Holy Family--who put up ZERO points in the first AND fourth quarters of this nightmare. If I'm the Holy Family coach, I comfort my team after the game and offer this: "Hey, girls, look on the bright side; we could have been playing in Bolton, VERMONT--and then be forced to endure a four-hour bus ride after taking such a beating. Yes, SMILE--we'll be home in 20 minutes!"..........ITEM: The New York Jets urge team employees to take two weeks of unpaid leave this offseason in order to avoid job cuts. My first thought was that if the Jets hadn't traded for Brett Favre last summer, these same employees may have been asked to work OVERTIME this offseason--and be handsomely compensated for doing so..........Answer to trivia question: DENIS SAVARD (44 goals), RICK VAIVE (43), and STEVE LARMER (41)..........Can you imagine if former pro boxer Erica Sugar married ex-big league pitcher Jim Ray--divorced--then married PGA golfer Justin Leonard? Fans of the "sweet science" would surely delight in her full, married name of Erica Sugar Ray Leonard..........N.Y. Mets new setup man J.J. Putz recently told the N.Y. Post that his favorite actress is Jennifer Aniston. Putting the reasons for his admiration aside (ahem), I'll go out on a limb and say that Putz had absolutely NO trouble passing an eye exam shortly after he was signed by the club..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former NBA player Terry Cummings--who blows out 48 candles on March 15th. A native of Chicago who played at DePaul, Cummings spent an amazing 18 seasons in the NBA between 1982 and 2000--playing for seven different teams. He was named the NBA's Rookie of the Year in 1983 while playing for the San Diego Clippers; he averaged more than 20 points per game in seven different seasons on his way to scoring over 19,000 points in his impressive career. Cummings was a two-time All-Star and averaged over 16 ppg for his career. An ordained Pentecostal minister, Cummings is a single father of three boys; best wishes, Terry..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league pitcher Tom Sturdivant--who died recently in Oklahoma City at the age of 78. Sturdivant went a combined 32-14 for the Yankees during the 1956 and '57 seasons and pitched a complete game victory for New York in the '56 World Series vs. the Dodgers. However, arm problems plagued Sturdivant in the late '50's--limiting him to only 59 wins in a 10-year career spent with seven different teams. Nicknamed "Snake" due to his effective curveball, Sturdivant was a native of Kansas; may he rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 3-7-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:48:46 PST

Great quote from WFAN's Mike Francesa recently--talking about the way Derek Jeter and Tiger Woods effectively handle media questions in the same manner that many POLITICIANS do: "They can give you answers without giving you ANSWERS."..........TRIVIA QUESTION: During the 1983-'84 NHL season, Mark Pavelich led the New York Rangers in scoring with a total of 82 points. Can you name the player who finished second on the team in scoring that season? Answer to follow..........Cheshire native/former NHL All-Star defenseman Brian Leetch will be among the honorees at the Connecticut Sports Writers' Alliance's 68th annual Gold Key Dinner--to be held April 26th at the Aqua Turf Club in Southington. The dinner, which costs $75, will begin at 4:30 PM. Ticket info can be obtained by contacting Alliance president Bob Ehalt at (203) 929-6584 (ehalt.b@sbcglobal.net) or vice-president Tiffany Ventura at jeangrey80@gmail.com. Finally, via mail, one can send a check/money order to : Gold Key Dinner, c/o CT Sports Writers' Alliance, P.O. Box 70, Unionville, CT 06085..........This week in sports history, March 8, 1971: Ridden by jockey Bill Shoemaker, Silky Sullivan rallies from 20 lengths behind to win the Santa Anita Derby in Arcadia, California. It was Shoemaker's first time riding Sullivan--a 3-year-old who ran a blistering final quarter time of 24 2/5 seconds en route to a 1:49.4 clocking. A record crowd of over 63,000 people saw Silky win by three lengths over runner-up Harcall..........The "Unwatchable NBA" Update: How 'bout that game played in Denver last week between the Lakers and Nuggets? L.A. shot a pathetic 2-for-21 (9.5%) from three-point range while Denver converted just 3-of-21 (14.3%) from behind the arc. Yes, folks, so-called "professionals" combining for a 3-point percentage of NOT QUITE 12% on 5-for-42 shooting. Geez, folks, I know the thin air of Denver causes batted baseballs to go a bit farther, but I didn't think it prevented basketballs from going through RIMS!..........I was privileged to have former major league pitcher Frank Sullivan as a guest on my cable TV show "Monday Night Sports Talk" recently--a man who was elected to the Red Sox Hall of Fame this past November. A tremendous storyteller, "Sully" talked about former teammates such as Ted Williams and Gene Conley and shared various stories that were included in his entertaining book Life Is More Than 9 Innings. For the readers of this column, Frank has graciously offered to personally autograph a copy for just $23 (including postage). Send signing instructions--along with a check made out to "Editions Limited"-- to Frank at the following address: P.O. Box 1873, Lihue, HI 96766..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a men's college basketball game played last week down in Georgia, Savannah St. annihilated Carver Bible College 103-44. I don't know about other guys, but if I'm a member of a squad that beats a team with the word "Bible" in its name by 59 points, I get EXTREMELY nervous the next it starts thundering outside..........Answer to trivia question: PIERRE LAROUCHE--who tallied 48 goals and 33 assists for a total of 81 points..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former NHL defenseman Phil Housley--who blows out 45 candles on March 9th. A first-round pick of the Buffalo Sabres in 1982, Housley played a robust total of 21 seasons for eight different teams between '82 and 2003--appearing in 1,495 games. In his career, Housley scored 338 goals and assisted on 894 others; he is the second-leading scorer among U.S.-born players with a total of 1,232 points--trailing only Mike Modano. Housley was inducted into the United States Hockey Hall of Fame in 2004 and currently coaches high school hockey in Stillwater, Minnesota. Best wishes, Phil..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NBA player Norm Van Lier--who was found dead in his home recently at the age of 61. "Stormin' Norman" played ten seasons in the NBA as a member of the Royals, Bulls, and Bucks--appearing in 746 games. A 6'1" guard who attended St. Francis University, Van Lier was best known for teaming with Jerry Sloan while in Chicago to form one of the league's best backcourts during the '70's. A three-time All-Star, Van Lier led the league in assists in 1970-'71 (10.1 per game) and averaged seven assists per game over his entire NBA career. Van Lier most recently worked for Comcast SportsNet Chicago doing pre-game/post-game analysis. May he rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 2-28-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 20:46:34 PDT

I'm not sure if I find the following statement DISTURBINGLY sad or TOTALLY hilarious: From this day forward, whenever I hear The Searchers' version of "Needles and Pins," I'll think of major league baseball..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1988-'89 Cleveland Cavaliers--who finished 57-25 under coach Lenny Wilkens--had three players on the squad who averaged more than 18 points per game. Can you name these three individuals? Answer to follow..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a Connecticut girls high school basketball game recently, Hale Ray demolished Hyde 50-4 (you read that correctly, folks)--with the winning squad having held a 30-2 lead at the half. If I'm the Hyde coach addressing my team after the game, I inject some comforting humor and offer this: "Good news and bad news, girls: The bad news is that you were just blown away and annihilated by your opponent and were never in the game. The GOOD news is that our score could not go BELOW ZERO--unlike some of the wind chill temps here in New England lately!"..........You know, we often see paired words/terms on the daily sports page that usually signify bad news--i.e. pitcher/shoulder, quarterback/concussion, runner/MRI, etc. Let me add a new pair to that list: player and NIGHTCLUB..........This week in sports history, March 2, 1951: In the NBA's inaugural All-Star Game, the East beats the West 111-94 in front of more than 10,000 people at the Boston Garden. The Celtics' Ed Macauley led all scorers with 20 points; Philadelphia's Joe Fulks added 19 points for the East squad. Macauley starred on defense, too--holding Minneapolis' star center George Mikan to just 12 points on 4-of-17 shooting. Alex Groza of Indianapolis led the losing West team with 17 points..........ITEM: Steelers kicker Jeff Reed pleads guilty to disorderly conduct/criminal mischief charges after breaking a towel dispenser in a convenience score; he had become infuriated when there were no towels for him to use in the restroom. He was fined $543.50. Advice to Jeff: Go out and buy a "Terrible Towel"--the famed rally flag waved by Pittsburgh fans at home games--and keep it in your glove compartment. At last glance, they retailed for just $7.95 apiece at the team's online store; a single purchase may very well save you TONS of money in future fines..........Quick question: While attending various men's/women's college basketball games this season, I've noticed that the souvenir programs given to fans list both the heights and weights of the men but ONLY the heights of the women. Hmmmmmm--do I sense a slight double-standard/touch of unfairness there?..........Just wondering: If tennis player Lindsay Davenport ever married former Catholic University wide receiver Matt Lohan, would she even WANT to publicize/be known by her married name of Lindsay Lohan?..........Answer to trivia question: BRAD DAUGHERTY (18.9), MARK PRICE (18.9), and RON HARPER (18.6)..........CLASSIC quote by my "Monday Night Sports Talk" co-host Tony DeAngelo--when asked about the overall truthfulness at A-ROID's recent, controversial press conference: "I truly believe that, at one time, someone also injected him with HORSE MANURE."..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former ABA/NBA player Willie Wise--who blows out 62 candles on March 3rd. A forward out of Drake University, Wise played a total of nine seasons in both leagues--the majority of them coming as a member of the L.A./Utah Stars of the ABA. During his seven-year ABA tenure, Wise averaged over 19 points per game and was a member of the '70-'71 Stars championship squad. A highly-esteemed defender, Wise also played for the Virginia Squires while in the ABA before ending his career with the NBA's Sonics in 1978; best wishes, Willie..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NFL linebacker Brad Van Pelt--who died recently of an apparent heart attack at his home in Michigan; he was 57. A two-time All-American at Michigan State, he won the Maxwell Award in 1972 as the nation's best player. Professionally, he played for the Giants, Raiders, and Browns and was selected to five straight Pro Bowls from 1976 to 1980. Van Pelt was formerly named the Giants' Player of the Decade for the 1970's; he was also an accomplished baseball player and was drafted by the St. Louis Cardinals as a pitcher. May Brad Van Pelt rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 2-21-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Sun, 01 Mar 2009 18:46:02 PST

Ode To The 'Roid Bums

It was back in the 90's when Fay V. was "commish,"
A clean game of baseball was his ultimate wish.
He saw the potential for the game to go bad,
He warned of expulsion for the drug-using lad.
A few years would pass and the long balls were flying,
As the skeptics and purists were secretly crying.
Sammy and Mark were among the league leaders,
Some like yours truly just surmised they were cheaters.
A guy nicknamed "Cammy" gave SI bad news,
He claimed he took drugs that were stronger than booze.
"Steroids are rampant," said Ken Caminiti,
He later would die on the streets of the city.
And then there was Barry with his monstrous home runs,
His head had grown bigger--as well as his "guns."
In 2001, Bonds re-wrote history,
He didn't hit 60--he hit SEVENTY-THREE!
He'd pick a good pitch and proceed to uncoil,
He denied steroid use--it was pure flaxseed oil!
He'd pass Henry Aaron and his numbers turned heads,
He became such a villain--did he lie to the "feds?"
He may do hard time--yes, he'll no longer play,
Perhaps Bonds will share a small cell with O.J.
A man named "The Rocket" got better with age,
He was mean to Piazza--a sign of 'roid rage!
It was Roger and Brian and tons of denials,
Needles, syringes, some gauze pads and vials.
McNamee spoke--did he fear for his life?
He said he "shot" Roger--as well as his wife!
And then there was Pettitte--said he used it just ONCE,
Truthfully, Andy, do you think I'm a dunce?
McGwire and Sosa--yes, they went to D.C.,
They came off as weasels--as clear as can be.
And Mr. Canseco--he was called "way off base,"
He said steroid use was all over the place!
Ridiculed, bad-mouthed, Jose took it all,
As players got bigger and records would fall.
Excuses, excuses--and man, are they lame,
In upstate New York should be a new Hall of Shame.
It was A-ROD and Sheffield, Giambi and Pettitte,
The Yankees were dirty--but some fans forget it.
And Torre knew nothing--put his head in the sand,
While guys did more drugs than an 80's rock band.
And now we hear A-ROD was ingesting the "dope,"
This stuff's more bizarre than a CBS soap.
When A-ROD's at-bat, we all should yell "Fraud!"
And then turn the channel--perhaps a rerun of "Maude."
"Advanced training methods" was always their "shtick,"
Some should do time just like one Michael Vick.
The owners are guilty--as is head honcho Bud,
For knowing these players had "juice" in their blood.
The fans are still watching--still applauding these bums,
With me, I see homers--then reach for the Tums.
The union's pure evil and condones criminal acts,
To them it's 'bout MONEY--to hell with the facts.
Don't worry, just cheat--that's the message they send,
You CAN break the rules--it's a means to an end.
Mr. Fehr, Mr. Orza--when you're not at a meeting,
Do you secretly scheme to find NEW ways of cheating?
It's 'bout gaining an edge--yes, regardless of rules,
If there's money to be made, the union just drools.
I'll soon see these players as they walk to the plate,
And I'll think about scandals like the famed 'Watergate.'
These guys have grown bigger--and sign contracts with glee,
It reminds me of storylines from the WWE.
They're cheaters and liars--they ALL should be busted,
And meanwhile us ball fans become more disgusted.
They'll take HGH and then tell us they're clean,
It's no longer "baseball"--do you know what I mean?
I'll still recognize all those homers by Aaron,
As these idiots keep cheating while truly not carin'.
I long for the old days when the players had GUTS,
They didn't take short cuts--or put needles in butts.
I'll focus on great ones--yes, players like Mays,
Who didn't shoot up but made excellent plays.
I know that us sports writers--we sometimes get wordy,
Even more so when talking 'bout men who are dirty.
And now as I close I will offer you this,
It's become such a "freak show"--it's BASEBALL that I miss.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 2-14-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 16:54:55 PST

For those of you out there who are concerned about the political future/leadership of our nation--and its overall welfare in general--please be advised that we ALL can take solace in at least one thing: Isiah Thomas has yet to enter the field of politics..........The "Who Am I" TRIVIA QUESTION: After playing college ball at Jackson State and being a first-round draft pick, I played in the NBA for 12 seasons--mostly for a team on the west coast. As a guard/forward, I averaged more than 18 points per game for five consecutive seasons during the 80's--highlighted by a mark of 28 ppg during the '84-'85 campaign. I could shoot free throws, too, as I compiled a career mark of 82% from the line while playing in over 800 games. Who am I? Answer to follow..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a college basketball game played a few weeks ago in St. Louis, Crichton College defeated Logan 118-37; the winning squad outscored its overmatched opponent 62-14 in the second half of this laugher and outrebounded Logan in the game 50-16. Let's put it this way: When your team is on the short end of a game by 80 points or more, giving out a "game ball" is truly out of the question. Perhaps more therapeutic would be a game BAWL--with the losing coach leading the weeping/whimpering in a devastated post-game locker room..........The adjectival definition of the word "criminal?" The fact that baseball commissioner Bud Selig basically earns more than NBA commish David Stern and NHL commish Gary Bettman COMBINED. Put that together with MLB having laid off employees over the past year or so and you've reached the height of absurdity/insanity..........This week in sports history, February 16, 1984: 23-year-old Californian Bill Johnson captures gold in Olympic downhill skiing--clocking a sizzling time of 1:45.59 at the Games in Sarajevo. The cocky Johnson--who had told reporters before the race that "they should just hand it (the gold medal) to me"--performed his heroics after heavy snow and winds had postponed the downhill three times. Johnson finished 27/100 of a second faster than Switzerland's Peter Mueller and 34/100 faster than Anton Steiner of Austria..........I loved the way WFAN's Mike McCann began one of his sports updates last weekend: "A-Rod, A-Roid, A-Fraud, A MESS!" Yes, Mike, and I'll add 'AMEN' to that..........Still think that effective free-throw shooting is overrated in college basketball? Don't tell that to Eastern CT St. University coach Bill Geitner--whom I spoke with before his team took on Southern Maine last Saturday: "If we were shooting 70% from the line this season instead of 55%, we probably have FIVE more wins," Geitner told me. "Yeah, it's BEYOND frustrating--but kinda what I expected from such a young group of guys"..........Answer to trivia question: PURVIS SHORT--who averaged 17.3 ppg in a career spent with Golden State, Houston, and New Jersey..........Regarding the aforementioned Alex Rodriguez and his link to steroids: I truly don't have much to say about it--mainly because it's not shocking to me WHATSOEVER; I was actually more surprised that the sun rose seven days last week. One of the best comments about it came from the N.Y. Post's Mike Vaccaro--who compared the skinny rookie in 1995 to the bulked-up A-ROD eight years later. Vaccaro simply conveyed that "it doesn't take long to conclude that he got that way by using something other than a bowl of Wheaties and a pile of Flintstone chewable vitamins every morning."..........Happy birthday wishes go out to former major league pitcher Glen Abbott--who blows out 58 candles on February 16th. Abbott spent 11 years in the majors between 1973 and 1984--hurling for the A's, Mariners, and Tigers. Used primarily as a starter, Abbott won 12 games for Seattle in both the 1977 and 1980 seasons; in his career, he won 62 games and lost 83 while appearing in 248 games. Perhaps the highlight of his career happened in September of '75 when Abbott and three other A's pitchers combined to no-hit the California Angels. Currently, Glenn is the pitching coach of the Portland Beavers in the Pacific Coast League; best wishes, Glenn..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former Stanford/U.S. Olympic track and field coach Payton Jordan--who died recently of cancer at his Laguna Hills, CA home; he was 91. Jordan was a star sprinter at USC in the 1930's and coached at Stanford from 1957 to 1979. But he will always be remembered for his work at the 1968 Olympics in Mexico City--where he led the U.S. men's track team to 24 medals --12 of them gold. After retiring from coaching, Jordan dominated masters track meets--setting world records in the 100 and 200 meters in his age groups. He was married to his wife Marge for 66 years before she died in 2006; may Coach Jordan rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 2-7-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 17:00:19 PST

A Day At The Geissler Gym

PRE-GAME
I arrive in Willimantic last Sat. around 2:45 to check out the Eastern CT/UMass Boston men's basketball game; I see a campus cop ticketing cars where I normally park, so I decide to park elsewhere--FAR away. A lovely young co-ed exits her car next to me and enters the nearby dorm; I wish I was 22 again. I enter the gym amid the STRONG smell of chlorine from the adjacent pool; it's probably as HOT in the gym as it is in the pool area--feels like 85 degrees. I pick up my rosters from the table behind the bench and wave to ECSU coach Bill Geitner--a pleasant man who recently appeared on my cable show; I decide to sit in the stands for a better view. ECSU assistant women's coach Stan Harris greets me there with a big smile after his team just annihilated the UMB gals in the previous game; I guess it's easy to smile when your team is now 17-2. It's HOT--time to lose the winter coat, Bob. Good crowd--Alumni Day.
FIRST HALF
ECSU gets off to a quick 4-0 lead; I assume it'll be a LONG day for the 2-16 Beacons. UMB coach Charlie Titus is wearing all-black; I laugh to myself as I realize that his wardrobe may be appropriate if his team gets "buried." Two young kids under the age of 7 sitting in front of me with their Dad--one wearing a Josh Beckett jersey; I'm wondering if he even knows who Beckett IS. Jamie Kohn enters the game for ECSU about six minutes into it--a talented freshman whom I coached in middle school; must have had a bad week of practice as he's started almost every game up to now. "Dad" is now feeding his two kids HANDFULS of Life Savers; I wouldn't want to have to put these kids to bed later on. Jeremy Thompson of Eastern throws up a "brick" from the foul line and commits a bad foul ten seconds later; Geitner CAN'T be happy. Halfway through the period, Jamie gets fouled--ends up missing BOTH free throws; funny, he NEVER missed foul shots in high school and I surmise that he is now bending his knees too much. Kris Johnson of ECSU hits his third three-pointer to give his team a 19-18 lead--nothing but net. 4:23 left--timeout called; Little Richard's "Good Golly Miss Molly" blasts over the P.A. system while a hungry yours truly stares intently at the half-eaten Subway grinder just placed on the bleachers to my right by a gal behind me. The younger brother in front of me is now drawing imaginary circles on the bleachers; I assume he'd rather be elsewhere--maybe in a playground. 1:47 left--Johnson hits his FIFTH three-pointer to give ECSU a 34-24 lead; this could get ugly. He connects from downtown AGAIN with 1:03 left; I'm thinking that if he has a date later on, he's BOUND to get lucky. 18 first half points for Johnson; score at halftime: ECSU 37, UMass Boston 26. I'm still hungry.
HALFTIME
"Free Bird" blasts over the P.A. system as I conclude that none of these co-eds were even BORN when that song became popular. A kid with a "Hebron Basketball" t-shirt sits to my left--wearing a winter coat with SHORTS while I remember that the temp must be 20 outside; ah, the parenting of today, huh? "Sweet Home Alabama" follows and I'm thinking that perhaps this is a medley of Skynard tunes due to the recent death of keyboardist Billy Powell; nah, I remind myself that I've heard these songs all season long. A 21-year old, attractive blonde returns to her seat about three rows ahead; I wish I was 22 again--or even 30. One of the brothers is now drinking Orange Crush while the other is downing M&M's at a frantic pace; they're on a roll. "Tuesday's Gone" now playing; gotta love Skynard.
SECOND HALF
UMB has the first possession; James St. Fleur of UMass Boston makes an "old-fashioned" three-point play and I'm thinking this may be a game after all. Two minutes into the second half, a guy three rows down pops a bag and laughs to himself; he'd probably rather be somewhere else, too. Five female co-eds enter the gym for the first time five minutes into the second half; must be 'loyal' fans, huh? Time-out; cheerleaders are drowned out by Seger's "Rock and Roll Never Forgets." Sawyer of ECSU dunks and the crowd goes WILD; however, his team admires it rather than getting back on defense as Geitner throws his sport jacket and calls time out. "Wooly Bully" now blares--great party song. I get tapped on the shoulder by Stan Harris as he now sits next to me; we chat for about 15 minutes. He talks fondly of coach Ken Smith of Windsor High School--among other things; we can't wait for baseball season as we both love coaching at the middle-school level. Stan now has to leave to tend to family matters; I'm convinced there aren't many better/classier people than Stanley. Ernst Jean of UMB scores easily against Thompson; he's too quick for Thompson and I assume Coach Titus knows that. 9:36 left--Courtney Simmons of ECSU hits two free throws to give his team a 56-48 lead; both coaches are now without sport jackets as I wonder if they are wearing effective deodorant. Ref wipes the court with a towel; I could use one to wipe my brow, too. UMass Boston narrows the gap to 59-55; it shouldn't be this close. A three-pointer by Titus (I assume he's the coach's son) of UMB--then a time-out called by ECSU. Bob Molta, the SID of Eastern who keeps stats, documents each play, etc., talks over the P.A. about who donated shorts for the alumni game played beforehand; yeah, he works WAY too hard for his money. 3:43 left; Titus makes two foul shots to give UMASS a 61-60 lead. Simmons then throws up an air ball three-pointer for ECSU; Geitner must be fit to be tied. Time running out as ECSU is forced to foul Titus CONSTANTLY; he makes some, misses some but UMass Boston is pulling away. About a minute left--Ortiz makes a 3-pointer for ECSU to narrow the score to 69-63, but I'm thinking it's now "garbage time." Ortiz scores again with about 30 seconds left--now 72-69 UMB; however, Titus makes two more from the line and I'm convinced this one's over. FINAL: UMass Boston 75, ECSU 69. This wasn't supposed to happen.
POST-GAME
Sinatra's "New York, New York" now plays; the dejected, home crowd fans around me are NOT singing along. I approach the exit as the winter chill--reaching me BEFORE I open the door--cools me down FAST. I walk the hundred yards or so to my car; can't wait to eat the jelly stick that I bought two hours ago that may now be FROZEN on the front seat. I quickly think that ECSU just lost a TOUGH one--beaten by a lowly team at HOME. In any case, I conclude that it was an ugly game overall as both teams must have missed 25 free throws; that shouldn't happen. Oh well--another home game vs. Wesleyan to attend in a few days. I stare to my right and see a very cute gal--probably another resident co-ed--getting into her car; yeah, I wish I was 22 again.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 1-31-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 16:53:17 PST

A Love/Hate Relationship

Yes, folks, I've loved/followed sports for a long time--but certain things drive me NUTS, too; yeah, it's truly a love/hate thing. Here are a few reasons why:

* I LOVE when a wide receiver beats the defender, makes a terrific catch, and gives that extra effort to get into the end zone; I HATE when that same guy celebrates wildly, does a showboating dance, and acts as if he hasn't scored a TD since the fifth grade.
* I LOVE seeing a pitcher have complete control of a baseball game--mowing hitters down and frustrating them until the late innings; I HATE when the manager removes that hurler from the game SIMPLY because the dreaded pitch counter has struck the century mark.
* I LOVE seeing a hockey player steal the puck, go the length of the ice, and score a tie-breaking goal; I HATE when an opposing player takes exception to it out of frustration, takes a sucker punch at someone, and sets off a silly fight that holds up the game WAY too long.
* I LOVE the way sportscaster Vin Scully calls a baseball game--effectively describing the action in a "non-showy" way; I HATE it that guys like John Sterling think they ARE the show.
* I LOVE the memories of paying $1.50 for a bleacher seat at Yankee Stadium during my college days--this after having taken an inexpensive subway ride to get there; I HATE the fact that a family of four now has to decide whether or not to go to ONE Yankee game in lieu of a yearly vacation.
* I LOVE hearing terrific renditions of the National Anthem being sung at sporting events; I HATE the fact that these are as scarce as lunar eclipses.
* I LOVE guys like Wes Welker, Craig Breslow, and Ray Allen--true GOOD guys in the world of sports both on and off the field; I HATE that criminals/bums like Plaxico Burress and Adam "Pacman" Jones garner more headlines than their law-abiding fellow players.
* I LOVE going to the TPC in Cromwell each year and watching the Traveler's Championship; I HATE that there are so many people in attendance there who do nothing but sip martinis in luxury tents--individuals who wouldn't know a golf ball from an Inaugural Ball.
* I LOVE watching Rafael Nadal play tennis--hustling constantly and never giving up on a point; I HATE that he has to towel off after EVERY point and that the TV viewer sees more close-ups of him wiping his face/brow than of him "wiping out" his opponent.
* I LOVE that we still see basketball courts/rims in the playgrounds of schools; I HATE that many of them go unused due to kids being indoors playing video games instead.
* I LOVE watching the annual Army/Navy football game--complete with its in-sync marching, sportsmanship, and classy behavior; I HATE that Navy has TOTALLY dominated this series over the past decade or so--rendering non-competitive, blowout victories usually decided by the end of the third quarter.
* I LOVE going to the Yale Bowl--a truly historic, special structure; I HATE it when it rains there--turning the parking area into a true mud-wrestler's paradise.
* I LOVE watching the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders perform--who seem to become more lovely/talented as each year passes by; I HATE the sad reality that I'm old enough to be the FATHER of each and every one of these lovely young ladies.
* I LOVE picking up the sports section during baseball season and examining boxscores; I HATE that a player's salary is the first thing I think of rather than what he accomplished on the field that particular day.
* I LOVE the smell of hot dogs, nachos, pizza, etc. at various sporting events; I HATE the fact that I gain weight just THINKING about indulging in those types of foods.
* I LOVE the excitement of college athletics and the competitive games that result from the various sports; I HATE the fact that many so-called "scholar-athletes" involved in these sports would have trouble spelling their school's name if it wasn't stamped on a jersey/tee shirt they owned.
* I LOVE watching Tiger Woods swing a golf club--the combination of fluidity and power being a true thing of beauty; I HATE the fact that when he doesn't birdie a hole, it looks as if he is angry at the entire WORLD.
* I LOVE that women's college basketball has grown exponentially over the years--and is now getting the attention that it richly deserves; I HATE the fact that it is MUCH less competitive than the men's game--as the #1 team can still beat the #2 team by a ridiculous 30 points.
* I LOVE watching Manny Ramirez swing a baseball bat--an awesome combination of concentration, ease, and power; I HATE it when "Manny is Manny"--a moody guy who truly believes that quitting on a team is no big deal.
* I LOVE hosting/producing a cable TV sports talk show--speaking to a variety of guests and learning more about them; I HATE that some people who are given an invitation to come on the show can't find the time to even RESPOND via email/telephone with a simple "yes" or "no"--thus holding up the guest-booking process.
* I LOVE watching/covering the Connecticut Defenders at a fine, fun facility like Dodd Stadium; I HATE that more people don't take advantage of the affordability of minor league games and that there continues to be more empty seats at games than there SHOULD be.
* I LOVE coaching baseball at the middle-school level and helping some youngsters reach their potential; I HATE those 45-degree/damp days at practice when my aching joints remind me that I'm not 20--or even 40--anymore.
* I LOVE playing golf; I HATE playing golf (I guess it all depends if my last shot traveled straight or not).
* I LOVE true "journalists" whose expertise happens to lie in the area of sports; I HATE the fact that these individuals are few and far between as the phenomenon of "jocks" infiltrating the sports media business has reached epidemic proportions.

Finally,
* I LOVE writing a sports column weekly--sharing my thoughts and receiving terrific feedback from readers; I HATE it when the dreaded "writer's block" strikes--something that usually happens yearly during the last week of January.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 1-24-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 20 Jan 2009 09:57:18 PST

Chain Net Memories

A few weeks ago, I wrote about the memorable "snow wars" we'd enjoy as kids during the 70's--backyard football games played on the most wintery of days. Thinking back, we'd adjust our sports competitions/"pick-up" games in those days to jive with the pros' schedule; once the Super Bowl was completed, it was time to put pigskin thoughts away and turn our attention to hoops. Our venue would then change from my neighbor Tom's backyard to the driveway in front of his house; the "court"--very much like our "stadium"--was anything but flat. In fact, it was an act of bravery every time someone put up a shot without having a rebounder underneath the rim in order to prevent a missed attempt from rolling down into Mr. Morris' yard across the street. On those days when we all had our own basketballs while practicing, no one was immune from having to do some major retrieving down on the Morris property. To this day, I believe it made us concentrate more and become better shooters.

I remember the hoop/rim at Tom's house being maybe 9 1/2 feet off the ground (every time I'd step inside a gym and gaze at a regulation-sized hoop, I'd notice the obvious difference). A cemented steel pole held an oversized, charcoal-colored, wooden backboard--enabling us to constantly practice our bank shots. Yeah, I often wonder how the heck that backboard was immune to splintering with all those shots caroming off it--yes, YEARS-worth. And the rim was strong, too, as I never remembering Tom or his Dad having to tighten the rusted bolts that held it in place (I guess it helped that most of us were still vertically-challenged and not yet tall enough to hang on it). But what I'll always remember about our beloved court was the CHAIN NET attached to the rim. I had never seen one before that time; I don't recall that type of net even being SOLD in stores at the time and always wondered how Tom (or maybe his Dad) came into possession of one. What an unmistakable sound it made when a ball passed through it; unlike its nylon counterpart that would render a soothing "swish," the chains would always emit a loud "KUH-WISH" after a successful shot--and you could hear it throughout the neighborhood. In fact, the sound would resonate to the point where no phone calls had to be made before organizing a pick-up game and/or shoot-around; the first few KUH-WISH sounds--usually made by Tom or his younger brother Steve--would be easily heard by all of our usual neighborhood participants and serve as an invitation to join in. I remember us shooting for HOURS at a time until it got dark--seeing who could cause the net to make the loudest noise; the farther away one was successful with a shot, the louder the KUH-WISH. The more we practiced shooting, the better we became--to the point where a steady stream of KUH-WISHES would cause non-basketball-playing and/or bike-riding kids passing by on Bruns Road to stop and marvel at the unique noise. Funny, the chain net never seemed to get tangled/become unhinged despite all the "dancing" it did. It rusted a bit after a few years, but that familiar sound never changed. KUH-WISH, KUH-WISH, KUH-WISH--there was no better sound in the world.

I recall the daily pick-up games being so enjoyable and competitive while being contested on the smooth, slanted driveway; it was usually the same match-up as our football "wars": Jimmy and I vs. Joe and Tom. Sometimes Steve would play and be told to be a part of our team strictly because we were younger and were assumed to need an extra player. However, I don't think our opponents realized that Jimmy and I--on days when our usual, geometrically-challenged court was off-limits--would practice at Jimmy's house (about 50 yards away) for hours, too, honing our shooting skills. Although Jimmy's "court" was flat and more visually appealing, it was more congested, too--due to the surrounding landscape/property layout at his house. But a perfect place to practice, for sure, and I believe the countless hours spent there playing "H-O-R-S-E" or "Around The World" gave us the skills and confidence needed to beat the older guys--even on a slanted surface. I think Jimmy and I knew from the very beginning that we'd never out-muscle the older guys; shooting the lights out would be our strategy--and it worked. Yeah, it was so much fun--especially when Jimmy and I could win games without placing a major emphasis on rebounding. And I recall Joe often doing his Pete Maravich imitation--taking long jump shots and then purposely falling on the pavement to make it look like he was fouled. Ah, it was magical in its hilarity.

Finally, I remember, when it snowed, all of us wanting to pitch in and shovel Tom's driveway even before doing our own--clearing the way for another pick-up game to be played. Yeah, as long as there was no ice underneath--and we could move freely without slipping--there was basketball to be played. And now that I think of it, the soft, packed snow covering the out of bounds area--or even at the end of Tom's driveway--actually helped stopped some errant balls from traveling down that dreaded grade. Snow boots slowed us down a bit--but not as much as one might surmise. Funny, we wore knit caps and heavy jackets when we played, but seldom donned gloves--which we discovered could negatively affect the "shooter's touch." Somehow, my hands never seemed cold, either; I can only assume that hearing the desired KUH-WISH over and over made me forget about any bothersome chill I may have been experiencing.

Recently, I was in the sporting goods section at Wal-Mart after the holidays and came across a chain net for sale among the basketball items; yes, they DO sell them now. I stopped and stared at it for awhile as a smile graced my countenance and a warm feeling engulfed me. Then it all came back to me: KUH-WISH, KUH-WISH, KUH-WISH. Like riding a bike or tying a shoe, I guess certain habits--and memories--are bound to last a lifetime.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 1-17-09

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:15:42 PST

Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a recent Connecticut girls high school basketball game played just before Christmas, Capital Prep tore apart University 62-9; Capital outscored its overmatched opponent 31-3 in the second half of this laugher. I'm totally convinced that if someone had told the University coach during halftime that his team's 6 points at that juncture would be 2/3 of its total output that evening, he would have probably believed that a mean individual known simply as "The Grinch" was truly lurking somewhere in the gymnasium that evening ..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1989-'90 Portland Trail Blazers had four players on the team who each averaged more than 6 rebounds per game. Can you name these individuals? Answer to follow..........The usual great, funny stuff from WFAN's Steve Somers following the Bills' Week 15 loss to the Jets--where Buffalo QB J.P. Losman passed for just 148 yards and threw three interceptions. Somers hinted that the "J.P." in his name--after a performance like that--should stand for "Just Pitiful"..........In all honesty, folks, I'm now totally disgusted with the state of the current men's basketball program at Fordham--my undergraduate alma mater. When Dereck Whittenburg took over as coach in 2003, there was a sense of cautious optimism among alumni that the program could be vaulted back into respectability--capturing some of the success it experienced years ago. And after an 18-12 season in '06-'07--while improving their record for a third year in a row--many of us continued to surmise that the Rams were on the right track. However, since that time, the school (after last weekend) has a record of 14-29 (just two wins this season) and isn't even taken seriously in the TRI-STATE AREA--never mind nationally. An excuse given to me by administration is that they are now a "young team"--and that several freshmen start and/or see playing time. Question: Isn't it the job of someone like Whittenburg--now in his SIXTH season--to plan better and to prevent something like that from happening? Go figure..........Watching the PGA Tour's Mercedes-Benz Championship on TV from sunny Hawaii last weekend--while it was SNOWING here in New England--was almost as painful as watching a Hilary Duff movie marathon..........This week in sports history, January 20, 1968: In a highly-anticipated match-up between college basketball's two elite teams, the Houston Cougars defeat UCLA 71-69 in a game played at the Astrodome. Lew Alcindor of the Bruins--who had missed the team's previous two games due to an eye injury--was clearly outplayed by counterpart Elvin Hayes of Houston; Hayes exploded for 39 points, 15 rebounds, and four blocked shots while Alcindor was held to just 15 points. A packed house at the domed court saw the Cougars end UCLA's 47-game winning streak--the second longest in history..........The "Unwatchable NBA" Update: In a recent game played in Milwaukee, the Pistons beat the Bucks 87-76 (yawn); the teams combined to shoot (ready for this?) 4-for-28 (14%) from three-point range during this "riveting" match-up. If the referees working this game had a sense of humor, they would have stopped the game after, say, the 20th 3-point attempt--and called for arena personnel to check if there was a pair of transparent covers on top of the two rims..........Answer to trivia question: BUCK WILLIAMS (9.8), JEROME KERSEY (8.4), CLYDE DREXLER (6.9), and KEVIN DUCKWORTH (6.2)..........Happy birthday wishes go out to one of Hartford's own--former NBA guard Michael Adams--who blows out 45 candles on January 19th. A product of Hartford Public High School who played collegiately at Boston College, Adams spent 11 seasons in the NBA between 1985 and 1996 playing for Sacramento, Washington, Denver, and Charlotte; he averaged 14.7 points and 6.4 assists per game during his impressive career. Undoubtedly, Adams' best year came during the '90-'91 season while with Denver--a season in which he averaged 26.5 ppg (sixth in the league) and 10.5 assists (third). Adams led the league in three-point goals made in both the '88-'89 and '89-'90 seasons and was an All-Star in 1992. A terrific free-throw shooter, Adams shot almost 85% from the charity stripe over his entire career. Best wishes, Michael..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league pitcher Dave Roberts--who died recently of lung cancer in West Virginia at the age of 64. A left-handed starter who relieved in his later years, Roberts pitched for eight teams between 1969 and 1981--winning 103 games lifetime. He finished second in the National League to Tom Seaver with a sparkling 2.10 ERA in 1971 for the Padres, and set career highs of 17 wins and six shutouts with Houston in 1973. Roberts was also a member of the '79 World Series champion Pittsburgh Pirates. During his off-seasons, he worked as a boilermaker regularly and was exposed to cancer-causing materials. He is survived by his wife, Carol, two-stepdaughters, and three sons; may Dave Roberts rest in peace.