Bob Lazzari On Sports

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 4/23/16

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 27 Apr 2016 05:11:00 +0000

The Final Column--An Emotional Farewell

The phone rang in the early spring of 2001. On the other end was Bill Pucci, sports editor of the Valley Times; he was inquiring to see if I'd like to write a weekly sports column for the publication. "Pooch" had seen some sports-related editorials I had written in the previous weeks and surmised that my 'style' would be an excellent fit as a weekly feature in the newspaper's sports section. I agreed, was flattered, and started writing weekly; fast-forward 15 years/hundreds of columns later while I currently sit here and type away--fully ready to put the "Roundup" to rest. It's been one helluva ride, folks; yeah, it's time to bid farewell.

I started writing about sports a bit too late in my life--perhaps one of the greatest mistakes I've ever made. While other Fordham grads/classmates (i.e. Michael Kay) of the 1980's fully utilized their journalism training DIRECTLY out of college (and went on to media 'stardom'), yours truly was still too active as a sports PARTICIPANT to sit behind a PC or typewriter at the time. Yeah, I worked in various administrative positions--nothing lucrative--but I also ran competitively, played softball at a high level, worked out constantly, and continued to be a part of every "pick-up" basketball game I'd come across. You see--mentally, I was still a KID. The thought of writing about sports back in those days? Sure, I had the training and knowledge to do it, but it was a 'sedentary' activity--you know, something that older guys did. And wow--in the blink of an eye, you find yourself turning 40 and thinking how things could have been SO much different. Anyway, I'm still glad that "Pooch" called that day.

I will always be indebted to Mr. Pucci for giving me "free reign" while writing; not ONCE did he order me to write on a given subject and/or suggest different ways to reach/gain a particular audience. I never had a word-count, either; I think Pooch simply trusted me to know WHEN to stop and/or end a column. I wrote on specific sports figures who may have been forgotten over time as well as "remembrance pieces" about those who had recently passed away. There were various columns about childhood memories involving sports; ahhh--how much fun it was to reminisce about those days of one's youth that would ultimately carve out an immense love of sports in general. Some columns that immediately come to mind are a pair of tributes to my late Mom and Dad and how they fostered my love for sports. There was a "thank you letter" written to Pat Tillman, a column about the tragic life of Steve Howe, and boxing pieces about Floyd Patterson, Tony Galento, and Max Schmeling. I often mentioned/marveled at (and still do) the amazing accomplishments of my good friend/'streak runner' Robert "Raven" Kraft of Miami Beach. My ultimate goal was to make my column a weekly read that would attract/develop a diverse audience; I included writings on track and field greats, hockey/football superstars, big names in the history of golf, and a basketball "wunderkind" named Pete Maravich (my idol). I also recall writing about a special racehorse named Barbaro. I could mention many more subjects, but then I'd feel obligated to list them ALL. I guess that's why we tend to archive things, folks.

Ultimately, though, the "Roundup" earned its name due to frequently-written columns (the majority) that featured yours truly simply "thinking out loud" and commenting (in short tidbit fashion) about the sports news of the week. Some of those in the 'biz' refer to this style as the "dot dot dot" type of column--moving from one subject to another in rapid fashion with an ellipsis separating the various thoughts. Perhaps my greatest compliment came from Seattle Mariners broadcaster Dave Sims--who flat-out told me how incredibly tough it is to write "dot dot dot" columns regularly and how much he admired/enjoyed my work. I appreciate those kind words, Mr. Sims--and thanks for noticing.

I attempted to infuse sadness/tragedy with laughter and ALWAYS made it a point to keep things on the "lighter" side in a sometimes-senseless world devoid of positivity and a collective sense of humor. Most readers GOT that. I've always believed that it was a columnist's job to entertain, inform, make people think (perhaps inspire), and evoke some laughter along the way. From the overall feedback I received over the years, it truly worked. And the eclectic nature seemed to appeal to even the most casual of sports fans. To this day, that may remain my greatest accomplishment as a writer.

While he was alive, I'd have my Dad read my most recent column each week. A HUGE sports fan, he'd often give an approving nod if he liked what he read. Hell, if I made my Dad happy, THAT was a good writing week for me. And it's funny how life shakes out; as I currently gaze at HIS torn up, weathered high school yearbook, I notice that Robert A. Lazzari--Ansonia High Class of 1945--had "sportswriter" listed as his future ambition. That never materialized for Bob Sr. but, looking back, I truly believe he lived out that wish THROUGH his son over a ten-year stretch before he passed away. I can only hope that was the true scenario; my only goal was to make you proud, "Pop."

Since I announced that I'd end the column after a 15-year run, I've heard from many people--simply asking, "WHY--WHY NOW?" There's no easy answer there, my friends; I guess you'd have to ask other columnists (who stopped writing on their own terms) for personal explanations in order to gain some further understanding. But trust me: You just KNOW. Personally, I've tried to simplify my life/scale back a bit over the past few years--i.e. having also given up coaching after a 14-year run. And I have to admit: Age DOES gets in the way a bit; I have no problem admitting that I'm not 30 anymore. Time constraints were closely examined along with a bit more focus on my overall health. And over time, I've developed the UTMOST respect for an all-too-familiar slogan: KNOW YOUR LIMITATIONS. Yeah, I'll admit there was a time in my life when I didn't know what the 'L-word' meant, but I've become better at saying "No"--a tough lesson for many of us 'Type A's' out there. However, my plate remains full (watch the cliches, Robert--Journalism 101): radio appearances, hosting/producing a TV show, co-hosting a couple other radio shows, etc. In terms of the columns, they were always time-consuming--taking up a good portion of entire weekends for more than a quarter of my life. Being a perfectionist doesn't help, either; I always did my own editing, fact-checking, etc. and probably made more revisions than any columnist I've come across (and perhaps more than necessary). The writing process can be taxing--BIG TIME--but the payoff is when you view a completed column as a valued piece of artwork. I can assure you that my work was crafted carefully, nurtured constantly, and filled with pride. I ALWAYS attempted to put forth the same effort while composing each piece--nothing less than 100%. Yeah, it's that 'Type A' thing once again, folks--and I hope it was somewhat apparent to my readers.

A favorite column I've written? Nah, I can't go there as it becomes the proverbial "favorite child" argument. Let's just say that I treated every one of them the same way; they're ALL valuable to me--no faves. And I think I may be most proud of the fact that I never missed a deadline/scheduled publication date over the life of the column--despite personal sickness, surgeries, deaths of loved ones, etc. I can only guess that the virtues of responsibility, consistency, and reliability were instilled in me at a very young age; again--thanks, Mom and Dad.

Ask any columnist out there why they do what they do. Somewhere hidden in the responses will be the fact that one has been given the honor/opportunity to put words out there regularly and actually be privileged to have a loyal, interactive audience that actually READS your stuff. Some people even VALUE it. There's simply a "rush" involved when you write regularly, folks--yes, EVERY TIME--with a burst of adrenaline unleashed that allows an individual to continue one's craft. To see your own words/final product in print and to understand the motivation/effort that went into it, well, it's pretty cool. And it always WILL be.

Sadly, the Valley Times ceased operations a few years ago; I decided to continue writing the column on a bi-weekly basis as it would still be delivered electronically to my blog subscribers; it also appeared on various web sites such as NY Sports Day, Seamheads.com, thursdaynighttailgate.com, and others. For the past 12 years or so, the columns have been archived on the blog (boblazzari.blogspot.com); perhaps a near-future undertaking will be an attempt to get the first three years of my writings posted on the Internet/linked to the blog in some way--in order for all of them to be accessible to both loyal readers and yours truly alike.

O.K., Bob--it's time to start thinking about ending this column (remember, you're a COLUMNIST--NOT a short story writer). There are TOO MANY individuals to thank for their undying support over the years; I'll mention a few right now and be sure to collectively and/or individually express gratitude to those many others as time progresses. In addition to the aforementioned Mr. Pucci, I'll thank those individuals at the Valley Times such as Angie Burke and Sandy Mendyk who played a huge part in the administrative handling of the column--assuring that it would be available to the masses each week (I miss our get-togethers, ladies). Thanks to my TV co-host/great friend Tony DeAngelo--who was the first to receive the column each week; his feedback, devotion, and welcomed commentary on certain subjects will always be viewed as invaluable contributions. Ah, and how 'bout those old Jesuits/media professors from Fordham? Whenever I was stuck for a particular word/phrase, I'd just THINK of them and it would come to me; yeah--they were THAT good. Many thanks go out to author/rules consultant Rich Marazzi; our work on ESPN Radio/discussions at weekly baseball meetings always ran parallel to the column material--and also resulted in a wonderful friendship.

Thanks also to the many New England/NY-based media people/sports notables who showed a great interest in the column and publicized it in various ways--including the late Dick Galiette, Bill Gonillo, and Dave Solomon; their helpful communication/conversations are still valued years after their deaths. I'd also like to thank Rich Coppola, Ken Davis, Phil Mushnick, Lee Elci, Bill Dowling, Wayne Norman, Bob Heussler, Bill O'Brien, George DeMaio, John Holt, and Patricia Hannigan. Additional thanks are relayed to Kevin Nathan, Joe DeCrosta, Bob Barth, Steve Fainer, and so many others. In addition to Tony DeAngelo, I greatly appreciate the support of my additional, current show co-hosts, who I hope to continue working with for years to come--pros like Chris Mascaro and Dave Rattigan. Thank you to the CT Sports Writers' Alliance; as a longtime member, I continue to be amazed by the overall professionalism of that esteemed organization and I still marvel at its ability to pull off the prestigious Gold Key Dinner each April. To the many loyal friends who chimed in weekly and were so supportive: you're all incredible people. Finally, a HUGE shout out to LeeAnn Boucher--a longtime, dear friend whose technical efforts in transforming each column into archived format will not be forgotten.

Now the time has arrived to tearfully bid adieu to an incredibly loyal and knowledgeable audience--one that made the past 15 years a very special time in my life. I KNOW I'll miss the writing process at times; when any major sports story breaks from this day forward, my first reaction will be a desire to reach out to my readers in column format (trust me, folks--tweeting is MUCH easier). But I'll choose to refrain--knowing that my best work is probably behind me and "writer's block" will no longer be an issue (along with worrying about good seating posture while composing columns). Maybe someday I'll have the time/opportunity to flip through the many volumes of laminated columns that I've accumulated/saved since the very beginning. I'll pick one at random-- perhaps stifling an admiring smile ("Be humble," my Dad always told me)--and hopefully say to myself, "Bobby--you did O.K."

Seriously, my friends, thanks SO much for being the best audience that a blue-collar scribe could ever ask for; yeah, nothing quite compares to a loyal following. And without a great audience, a columnist's work becomes nothing more than a distant voice in the wind. Farewell, readers; the pleasure has been ALL mine.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 4/9/16

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 13 Apr 2016 00:06:00 +0000

Ahhh, yes, spring is in the air and it's time for that annual crapshoot better known as baseball predictions. And if you ever come across a sportswriter/columnist who is EXTREMELY comfortable with his/her picks, then that scribe HASN'T been following the game long enough. Here's how they MAY finish in 2016, my friends.........

AL EAST
Toronto Blue Jays
N.Y. Yankees
Boston Red Sox
Baltimore Orioles
Tampa Bay Rays

AL CENTRAL
K.C. Royals
Cleveland Indians
Detroit Tigers
Chicago White Sox
Minnesota Twins

AL WEST
Houston Astros
Texas Rangers
L.A. Angels
Seattle Mariners
Oakland Athletics

**Notes:
AL EAST-- Jays will outscore everyone no matter how their pitching pans out; I think it will be good enough with Stroman blossoming. Yankees--being old but experienced--stay just healthy enough to edge out Red Sox; over/under date for Ellsbury to go on DL is June 15th. Besides Price (possible Cy Young winner), Boston's starting pitching is just NOT good enough (more question marks than a 'Riddler' convention); bullpen gets burnt out early (as usual) and Farrell's job will be in jeopardy before October rolls around. O's will rely on the long ball too much (where have you gone, Earl Weaver?) and starting pitching--besides Gallardo--will be below average. Too many .250 hitters in Rays' lineup; starting pitching is good (Archer, Odorizzi, etc.), but bullpen will blow too many save opportunities.

AL CENTRAL-- Royals still have great chemistry and do the "little things" in a BIG way; starting pitching is a slight concern (can Ian Kennedy thrive in K.C.?). Indians have some very good pitching (Kluber, Carrasco, Salazar), but I can see them being too "streaky" on offense. Tigers have the potential to surprise a lot of people; they can score runs in abundance but need Verlander and Zimmermann to win a combined 30+ games. Sale may win Cy Young for White Sox, but they have too many newcomers on offense who aren't major weapons (i.e. Avila, Rollins). Twins' Molitor an underrated manager, but they don't have any offensive player who will sniff a .300 batting average (where have you gone, Joe Mauer?); second half of their rotation will be shaky, too.

AL WEST-- Young SS Correa can take Astros very far this year as Keuchel continues dominating hitters; they may win more games than any team in baseball. Rangers bullpen just too shaky, but they'll score runs in bunches due to the continued excellence of Beltre and Fielder. Trout will be Trout in L.A. (probably wins another MVP), but the rest of the offense will disappoint--especially the bottom of the lineup; pitching staff is one injury away from disaster, as well. "King Felix" remains a top-shelf ace in Seattle, but Mariners' 6-9 hitters will give manager Scott Servais ulcers before the All-Star break--that is, if the bullpen doesn't do it FIRST. A's slogan--regarding starting pitching-- should be "Sonny Gray, then wait for a rainy day"; not enough power in Oakland's lineup to scare anyone, but their bullpen should be improved.

NL EAST
Washington Nationals
N.Y. Mets
Miami Marlins
Atlanta Braves
Philadelphia Phillies

NL CENTRAL
Chicago Cubs
St. Louis Cardinals
Pittsburgh Pirates
Milwaukee Brewers
Cincinnati Reds

NL WEST
S.F. Giants
L.A. Dodgers
Arizona Diamondbacks
San Diego Padres
Colorado Rockies

**Notes:
NL EAST-- Harper wins MVP again and Scherzer may take Cy Young; as long as Zimmerman and Werth stay healthy, the Nats will edge out New York. The Mets have superior starting pitching, but Collins will get dizzy trying to manage their innings/pitch counts; offense will be "streaky"/inconsistent at times, too. Stanton shines offensively for Marlins, but no one else will; pitching--both starting and relieving--will be problematic, as well (try to name their 3, 4, and 5 starters). Braves have no power and will lose 95 games (is Bud Norris actually their #2 starter?); only question will be if manager Gonzalez keeps his job before the All-Star break arrives. Phillies WILL lose 100 while team management counts the days to Ryan Howard's departure (he'll earn $25 mill this season); no offense and no pitching may even cause the Phillie Phanatic to be subdued at times (which has NEVER happened).

NL CENTRAL-- The loss of Schwarber REALLY hurts Cubs' offense, but good pitching still gets them to the postseason (Arrieta, Lester, and Lackey may combine for 50 wins). Cardinals will still be a 90+ win team; if hurlers remain healthy--especially Wainwright--it's a toss-up between them and Cubbies for divisional title. Pirates are simply in a very tough division; I also think their lack of power (McCutchen, Marte, then what?) will put too much pressure on a decent starting rotation. Don't know who will close games for Milwaukee, but it WILL be a problem; they have a new look offensively (i.e. Nieuwenhuis, Carter), but it surely doesn't resemble Charlize Theron. Reds will lose 95+ games; they possess a "no-name" pitching staff (can ANYONE win 10 games?) and a slew of .240 hitters (Bruce, Cozart, etc.).

NL WEST-- Giants and Dodgers are the class of the division. I believe that keeping Denard Span healthy will be a major concern for San Francisco; if he plays 145 games, they'll edge out L.A. due to some "gutsy players" and good pitching. Rookie SS Seager (perhap the ROY) lives up to the hype for Dodgers; I just question their starting pitching depth after Kershaw and Kazmir. D'backs' loss of Pollock due to injury hurts them BADLY as he is a true catalyst; Goldschmidt shines once again, but I'm suspect of their rotation's depth (Ray, De La Rosa?). Padres simply lack power and if Fernando Rodney is your closer, you better keep an ample supply of TUMS in the dugout. Colorado will score runs--as usual--but lose too many 10-8 games at Coors Field (can an aging Jorge De La Rose be considered an "ace" at this juncture?); if the Rockies surprise and win 80 games, then yours truly is dating J. Lo and/or the aforementioned Ms. Theron by the end of 2016.

*Postseason: Yankees and Indians capture AL wild cards; I'll say the Mets and Cardinals do the same in the NL. World Series? I'm thinking that Houston and San Francisco emerge from their respective leagues with the Giants winning their fourth world championship in the past seven years.

Enjoy the season, baseball fans..............

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 3/26/16

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 30 Mar 2016 02:00:00 +0000

Sacred Heart-Waterbury (CT) senior basketball guard Mustapha Heron and Glastonbury girls soccer midfielder Mara Cosentino have been selected as the Connecticut Sports Writers' Alliance (CSWA) Hal Levy High School Athletes of the Year. They will be honored--along with many others (including former welterweight boxing champion Marlon Starling)--at the 75th Gold Key Dinner on April 24th at the Aqua Turf Club in Southington. Heron, the 2015 CHSCA Player of the Year, led Sacred Heart to Class S championships in 2014 and 2015 and is a two-time All-State selection. One of the top recruits in the country, he will play at Auburn next season. Cosentino--who will attend Colgate--was a starting midfielder at Glastonbury for four seasons and led the school to two straight Class LL titles and three appearances overall in the Class LL final. Tickets to the Gold Key Dinner--which begins at 4 p.m.--can be obtained by contacting CSWA President Matt Conyers at (860)874-4166 or by emailing Alliance VP Tim Jensen at tim.jensen@patch.com..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Who was the last NBA player to lead the league in rebounding for FOUR consecutive seasons? Answer to follow..........Sad news came down this past week as the baseball world lost one of its greatest ambassadors--the legendary Joe Garagiola; he passed away at the age of 90. He always joked about his very modest, nine-year baseball career--often poking fun at himself. A childhood friend who grew up living not far from Yogi Berra, Joe would often say, "Not only was I not the best catcher in the major leagues, I wasn't even the best catcher on my STREET." But he truly made his mark in broadcasting--spending over 50 years in the business as a baseball announcer and host of the "Today" show--among many other undertakings. His sense of humor on NBC's "Game of the Week" is something I grew up with and always admired. My "Monday Night Sports Talk" co-host Tony DeAngelo on Garagiola: "He was an extremely genuine man who made baseball fun for everyone. He always put others above himself--be it Yogi Berra, Stan Musial, or his viewers. And his perceptions about the game (i.e. that games were won or lost by things that don't show up in a box score or on a speed gun) were PRICELESS." What can I truly say about a man who contributed greatly to my immense love of baseball--which started a LONG time ago? I'll simply offer this: THANK YOU, Mr. Garagiola, for showing me that baseball--AND LIFE in general--are meant to be FUN. Yeah--no one infused humor and laughter into the game quite like Joe did..........ITEM: Clemson University football player Kaleb Chalmers is arrested after being found with marijuana in the groin area of his shorts and a digital scale in the backseat of his car. If I'm his defense lawyer, I throw this out to the judge and pray for the best: "Your Honor, Mr. Chalmers routinely places various plant materials packaged in his groin area--SOLELY to provide extra cushioning against further groin injuries that were originally suffered on the football field. And as far as the digital scale is concerned? My client--a true scholar and fine individual--simply likes to make 32-ounce Gatorade bottles last a very long time; thus, he uses the scale SOLELY to measure the liquid in VERY small, one ounce increments."..........If he pitches in the neighborhood of 220 innings this season, Red Sox pitcher David Price will earn approximately $137,000 for every INNING he pitches. Anyone out there still wondering WHY it costs around EIGHT DOLLARS for a 12-oz. "brewski" at Fenway Park?.......... Wouldn't it have been REALLY cool if former major league pitcher Jamie Easterly had grown up in Rhode Island and attended Westerly High School? Just picture the headlines in the local papers each time he threw a "gem" and/or led the varsity baseball squad to victory: EASTERLY LEADS WESTERLY..........My good friend Marjorie Adams--great-granddaughter of baseball pioneer/'should be' Hall of Famer "Doc" Adams--demonstrating her OWN refreshing sense of humor: "I always tell my hairdresser that I want to look more like Christie Brinkley than DAVID BRINKLEY. Then again, she's only 22--and wouldn't know who EITHER of those individuals are!"..........I used to think that watching Keith Hernandez playing first base was the ultimate thing of beauty. That all changed recently when I saw a photo of lovely Australian model Miranda Kerr decked out in an "airy", red gown at a Vanity Fair Oscars party in Beverly Hills. Sorry, Keith--there's absolutely NO comparison; the word "stunning" would simply be a VAST understatement at this juncture..........*O.K.--here goes (for the final time, folks): Former Australian gymnast Georgia Bonora marries Hall of Fame QB Joe Montana, divorces, then walks down the aisle with former MLB pitcher John Maine. Problems arise with Mr. Maine; she divorces him, weds ex-NFL nose tackle Ted Washington--proceeds to divorce Ted--then ties the knot with former NFL DT Russell Maryland. Fans of U.S. geography would surely be delighted as she'd be walking around with the "stately", full-married name of Georgia Montana Maine Washington Maryland..........Answer to trivia question: KEVIN GARNETT--who led the league in rpg each year from 2003-2007 as a member of the Minnesota Timberwolves..........Finally, condolences go out to the families of two other sports notables who passed away recently: Former NFL running back Kevin Turner and former college basketball player/actor Ken Howard. Turner--who played eight seasons for the Patriots and Eagles--died at the age of 46 after a six-year battle with ALS. Following his diagnosis, Kevin started the Kevin Turner Foundation where he was active in researching the links between brain disease, ALS, and head trauma to football. He was a good friend of "Thursday Night Tailgate" where my co-host Chris Mascaro and I often mentioned his efforts and lauded his continued, valiant bout with the awful disease; I ended each show with the words, "Good night, Kevin--keep fighting." Ken Howard, who died at 71, was the captain of his basketball team at Amherst during the 1960's but later gained fame as a L.A. high school coach on the popular TV show "The White Shadow." He also appeared in numerous films/additional TV series and served as president of the Screen Actors Guild for a few years. May these two talented/special individuals rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 3/12/16

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 16 Mar 2016 01:25:00 +0000

Sheehan High (CT) baseball coach Matt Altieri and Southington softball coach Davina Hernandez have been selected as the Connecticut Sports Writers' Alliance (CSWA) Doc McInerney Coaches of the Year; they will be honored--along with many others--at the Alliance's 75th Gold Key Dinner on April 24th at the Aqua Turf Club in Southington. Altieri led Sheehan to the Class M championship last June--his third state title. He has won 333 games in 22 seasons at the Wallingford school--where he also teaches social studies. Hernandez' Southington squad won the Class LL championship last spring; the team finished 24-0 and extended the program's winning streak to an amazing 70 games. Her career record now stands at 48-0 with a pair of Class LL titles to her credit. Tickets to the Gold Key Dinner--which begins at 4 p.m.--can be obtained by calling CSWA President Matt Conyers at (860)874-4166 or by emailing VP Tim Jensen at tim.jensen@patch.com..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Who was the last NBA player to lead the league in free-throw shooting for three consecutive years? Answer to follow..........Sports radio host Dennis Farrell--commenting after the Cleveland Browns severed ties with troubled quarterback Johnny Manziel: "If Johnny Manziel was a rapper, his name would be 'The Notorious B.U.S.T.'"..........Anyone out there catch the revealing picture of Jennifer Lopez that appeared in the New York Post last weekend? She was decked out in a stunning pink dress (which gave an ENTIRELY new meaning to the phrase "pretty in pink") prior to a taping of "American Idol." Geez--and to think that I used to consider a Magic Johnson "no-look" pass the ultimate symbol of pure pulchritude..........*O.K.--here goes: Ryerson University women's hockey player Alex Armstrong marries former Wheaton College defensive lineman Josh Aldrin--divorces--then walks down the aisle with former NBA player Jason Collins. Fans of Apollo 11/early lunar landings would surely appreciate her full married name of Alex Armstrong Aldrin Collins..........*Message to former Mets disgraced pitcher Jenrry Mejia: Please GO AWAY--far, FAR away--and take your delusional, SLIMY, opportunistic legal team with you, as well..........If newly-signed Houston Texans quarterback Brock Osweiler is worth $72 million over four years, then Charlize Theron is the most unattractive actress in Hollywood..........As this column winds down after an enjoyable 15-year run, I can only admit to having ONE regret: The open invitation to the lovely Christie Brinkley for a tennis date went on "deaf ears" and NEVER materialized. Then again, I had a better chance of winning the record-breaking Powerball jackpot back in January..........How 'bout American golfer Keegan Bradley--who shot an impressive 67 to open the recent Valspar Championship--only to follow it up the next day with a robust 79 and ultimately NOT make the cut? The legendary Joe Garagiola once said that baseball is a funny game. I believe that if you ask Mr. Bradley about golf right now, he'd say that it can be "funny", too--if not downright NASTY at times..........ITEM: Known thug/NFL DB Adam "Pacman" Jones re-signs with the Bengals--a three-year contract worth $20 million. I don't know about you, folks, but I was brought up to believe that crime/criminal behavior DOESN'T pay. Wrong AGAIN, Bob!..........Last week, I had the immense pleasure of interviewing Marjorie Adams--great granddaughter of baseball pioneer "Doc" Adams--on "Monday Night Sports Talk." Ms. Adams, an incredibly bright and personable individual, talked at length about the immense accomplishments of her overlooked relative--who should have been elected to baseball's Hall of Fame a LONG time ago (he fell TWO votes short in the Pre-Integration Era Committee's voting a few months back). Quite frankly, it's nothing short of a TRAVESTY at this juncture that this man is not enshrined alongside the greats of baseball. Just SOME of his contributions to the game: 1) setting the distance between bases at 90 feet 2) an early advocate for nine inning games/nine players per side 3) putting in place the "fly game", i.e. not to allow balls caught on bounces to count as outs 4) creating the position of shortstop and 5) the first umpire to call non-swinging strike outs. He also oversaw the making of ball and bats in baseball's earliest days, and was BY FAR the most active baseball "executive" of his day. Again, a "no-brainer" if there ever was one; if the 'powers that be' are made FULLY aware of how this guy truly shaped the "American pastime", then he should FINALLY get his rightful place in baseball's shrine in upstate New York in 2018.........*ATTENTION, Red Sox fans: If you see first baseman Hanley Ramirez begin to wear a HELMET while playing his new position, then it's safe to assume that it will be a very long season in "Beantown"..........Answer to trivia question: RICK BARRY of the Golden State Warriors/Houston Rockets--who led the NBA each year from 1977-1980 with marks of .924, .947, and .935..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NFL quarterback Billy Wade--who passed away recently in Tennessee at the age of 85. A native of Nashville who attended Vanderbilt, Wade was selected as the first overall pick by the L.A. Rams in the 1952 draft; he spent two years in the Navy before beginning his pro career. An incredibly durable player, Billy spent 13 years in the league--playing for the Rams from 1954-1960 and with the Bears from 1961-1966. During Chicago's 1963 championship season, Wade threw for over 2,300 yards and 15 TD's; he also rushed for the two TD's scored by the Bears in the title game that year vs. the New York Giants. Billy Wade was the son of W.J. Wade--a captain of the Vanderbilt squad that went undefeated in 1921. Ironically, Wade's death came just days after the death of Rudy Bukich--his backup QB on that memorable '63 Bears team. Religion and family were always top priorities for Wade throughout his life, and Bears Chairman George McCaskey recently called Wade "a gentleman in every sense of the word." Yes--what a tremendous legacy the man leaves behind. Rest in peace, Mr. Wade--you'll surely be missed.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 2/27/16

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 29 Feb 2016 21:45:00 +0000

The ultimate definition of a "starting five?" How 'bout the 2005-'06 Detroit Pistons--whose quintet of Chauncey Billups, Richard Hamilton, Tashaun Prince, Ben Wallace, and Rasheed Wallace ALL started 80 or more games APIECE? I wonder if coach Flip Saunders even bothered to announce the starting line-up to his squad prior to games; if these guys SHOWED UP to the arena on any given day/night, they were STARTIN'..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 2011-'12 New Jersey Devils--who finished 48-28-6 under coach Peter DeBoer--were led in scoring by a player who once led the league in goals scored while playing for a different team. Can you name this former player? Answer to follow...........ITEM: New Marlins hitting coach Barry Bonds claims that "God knows I'm a Hall of Famer." Ummm--excuse me, Barry, but I'm just guessing that the God who MOST of us are familiar with would rather 'know' more about generous, truthful, law-abiding, non-surly people who haven't done a lot of cheating during their lifetimes. Again, JUST a guess, Barry.............My thoughts about the 2016 SI Swimsuit Edition? Page 189, guys--PAGE 189..........Sports and politics are NEVER too far removed from one another--NEVER--as we often point out on "Monday Night Sports Talk." My co-host Tony DeAngelo--on the phoniness of Hillary Clinton: "She is selling herself on the fact that she was a critical member of the Civil Rights Movement of the 1960's. Ummm--that makes ME a former member of the 1968 Yankees. Why? I attended games that year, scored them, donned the jacket and hat, walked on the stadium grounds, and attended Bat Day. It's the SAME reasoning"..........Lewis Mills (CT) High School senior Nicole O'Donnell and Simsbury High junior Danny Deitz have been selected to receive Bob Casey Courage Awards by the Connecticut Sports Writers' Alliance (CSWA); they will be honored--along with many others--at the Alliance's 75th annual Gold Key Dinner on April 24th at the Aqua Turf Club in Southington. The award is given in memory of the late sportswriter of the New Haven Register and honors individuals who've overcome major adversity. O'Donnell, a field hockey player, sustained major injuries in an auto accident last summer; she suffered a collapsed lung, fractured pelvis, lacerated liver, and concussion and had to be airlifted to Hartford Hospital. Deitz, a football and lacrosse player, was diagnosed with cardiomyopathy (enlargement of the heart) and underwent a heart transplant last September--spending more than 80 days in a Boston hospital. Tickets to this very special event ($75) can be obtained by contacting CSWA President Matt Conyers at (860)874-4166 or by emailing Alliance VP Tim Jensen at tim.jensen@patch.com..........*Here goes: Former Delaware State athletic director Candy Young ties the knot with K.C. Royals outfielder Lorenzo Cain. Her full married name would sound "sweet"--especially around the holidays: Candy Cain..........Tampa Bay Bucs QB Jameis Winston was recently talking to SI about his days at Florida State; at one point, he said, "Everyone just WANTED something from me." My first thought? Yes, they did, Jameis--especially those individuals who liked SEAFOOD..........Call me misguided, misinformed, or just plain JEALOUS. But when NFL commissioner Roger Goodell can earn over $100 million over a three-year period (2012-2014) while some ex-players with a myriad of health issues continue to struggle to pay rents, there's something MORE than rotten in Denmark, folks; there's a MAJOR stench at the NFL offices in New York City, as well...........ITEM: Former Dallas Cowboys RB Joseph Randle is arrested for the FIFTH time in 17 months--the latest incident being one where he allegedly hit three people with his car outside a home in Wichita (folks--if you can keep up with THIS guy's arrests, you're automatically qualified to work in the field of statistics). And during a court appearance last week, Randle told the judge, "I don't got no money for bond or nothing like that." Call me judgmental, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Randle was NOT an English major during his college days at Oklahoma State..........My buddy, New York Post columnist Phil Mushnick, brought up this question the other day: Why does Mets P Bartolo Colon--after spending 18 years in the "bigs"-- STILL need an interpreter? Mushnick: "He apparently has NO trouble ordering off menus printed in ENGLISH. Yes, CLASSIC "Mush" for ya..........Answer to trivia question: ILYA KOVALCHUK--who led the team with 83 points that season; he previously led the NHL in goals scored (41) while playing for the Atlanta Thrashers during the 2003-'04 season..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of one of my favorite baseball players of all-time (my Dad loved him, too)--Tony Phillips--who passed away recently of a heart attack at the age of 56. WHY did I like the guy so much? His versatility; the man played EVERY POSITION (except catcher and pitcher) in a career that lasted from 1982-1999. His career stops included Oakland, Detroit, Anaheim, Chicago (White Sox), Toronto, and New York (Mets). Phillips was one of the more popular players on EVERY team he played for--due to an infectious laugh and his fiery personality. Amazingly, he led the AL in runs scored in '92 (Tigers) and also led the league TWICE in walks--yet he was never elected to play in an All-Star game. Additionally, Phillips is remembered for throwing out Brett Butler at first base for the final out of the 1989 World Series between Oakland and San Francisco (he also homered in Game 3). Tony Phillips played in 2,161 major league games (also appeared in 13 postseason games) and accumulated more than 9,000 plate appearances. May Mr. Tony Phillips--perhaps one of the more underrated players of all-time--rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 2/13/16

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 16 Feb 2016 20:53:00 +0000

The Connecticut Sports Writers' Alliance (CSWA) has announced that six individuals will receive John Wentworth Good Sport Awards at the annual Gold Key Dinner on April 24th at the Aqua Turf Club in Southington. The recipients: Ray Aramini of Columbia, Tom DeFilippo of Bethany, John Greco of Middletown, Bill Nataro of Torrington, David Pelletier of Wolcott, and Jennifer Schulten of Middlefield. The award is named after the late sports editor of the New Britain Herald and honors various individuals who have dedicated their time to helping communities through sports. Tickets to this special event ($75) which begins at 4pm can be obtained by contacting CSWA VP Tim Jensen at tim.jensen@patch.com or by mailing at check to the CSWA, P.O. Box 70, Unionville, CT, 06085..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 2006-'07 Buffalo Sabres--who finished 53-22-7 under coach Lindy Ruff--had FOUR players on the team who scored more than 30 goals apiece. How many of these individuals can you name? Answer to follow..........My good buddy Phil Mushnick wrote a piece in the New York Post this past week about Chuck Smart; ironically, he's a former NCAA rules investigator who was hired by Louisville last summer as a "compliance consultant" (*translation: prevent the school's transgressions from being made public). Mushnick: "Folks such as Smart are hired by colleges that are deeply invested and diseased by whatever-it-takes sports sickness; they're NOT hired to help determine the freshman English Comp reading list."..........ITEM: N.Y. Mets reliever Jenrry Mejia fails his THIRD PED test and now receives a permanent ban from MLB. O.K., folks, I don't use the "S" word too much, but I'll use it here: This may quite possibly be the most STUPID individual in the history of sports (and I've seen more than MY share along the way). Reactions? My good friend, sportswriter Bob Snowden: "There is NO limit on stupidity; UNBELIEVABLY dumb." Photographer/journalist Mike McCann: "As Bugs Bunny once said, 'What a MAROON!' " Finally, the headline in the New York Post this past Saturday: OH, JENRRY, YOU IDIOT!.......... *O.K.--here goes: LPGA golfer Angela Stanford marries former college basketball star "Scoonie" Penn, divorces, marries PGA golfer Ken Duke--divorces again--then walks down the aisle with NFL running back Donald Brown. Fans of fine academic institutions would surely delight in her full married name of Angela Stanford Penn Duke Brown..........ITEM: Panthers QB Cam Newton pouts and has little interest in speaking with reporters before abruptly leaving his media session following Super Bowl 50. And this reigning 'MVP' is supposed to be the "face of the NFL" for years to come? Like my Dad ALWAYS told me: You can have all the talent/riches in the world, but there is one thing you CANNOT teach a person--and that's CLASS..........Oh--and a piece of advice for Mr. Newton: Loose footballs--in critical situations during the BIGGEST of games/situations--are NOT supposed to be gazed at as if they are rabid raccoons..........Looking for a "good cause" event that involves competition and physical activity? Join the CT Epilepsy Advocate's "Strike Out Epilepsy" 2016--to be held April 10th at Milford Lanes in Milford, CT. The entry fee is $30 per person; participants will enjoy a few hours of bowling with appetizers, pizza, nachos, and soda being served. There are also four levels of sponsorship banners to choose from (at various price points) that will be displayed above the bowling lanes. Proceeds from this noble/terrific cause will go toward people living with epilepsy--along with their families. For more information, visit the CT Epilepsy Advocate web site at www.ct-ea.org..........I used to think that the home run swing of Ken Griffey Jr. was the ultimate thing of beauty. That all changed the other day when I saw a stunning picture of actress Eva Longoria--decked out in a dazzling crimson dress--at a Godiva Valentine's Day event in California. Sorry, "Junior", but as pretty as your swing was, it didn't leave me HYPERVENTILATING; my goodness, Ms. Longoria..........Yes, no doubt--a stirring rendition of the National Anthem by Lady Gaga prior to the aforementioned Super Bowl 50. But the RED GLITTER eye shadow, Ms. Gaga? That scared me more than the Broncos DEFENSE did during the game..........*Question: Do you think that Peyton Manning--due to his post-Super Bowl comments--will receive free Budweiser for the remainder of his LIFETIME?..........Answer to trivia question: THOMAS VANEK (43), CHRIS DRURY (37), JASON POMINVILLE (34), and DANIEL BRIERE (32)..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former Butler basketball player Andrew Smith--who died of cancer a few weeks ago at the tender age of 25. Smith played center at Butler from 2009-2013 and was very instrumental in the team's run at national championships in 2010 and 2011; he was also an Academic All-American. Smith played professionally overseas until he was diagnosed with non-Hodgkins lymphoma in January of 2014. For a short time, his cancer had gone into remission, but it returned in 2015, intensified, and transformed from lymphoma to leukemia. Brad Stevens--the current Boston Celtics coach who coached Smith at Butler--called him "the toughest guy I ever met." Also, in a statement, Smith's father, Curt, wrote the following: "Andrew packed more living into his 25 years than most of us will enjoy in a full 75 years." Ah, yes--now THAT'S something we all can learn from, folks. Andrew Smith is survived by his wife, Samantha, parents Debbie and Curt, a brother, and two sisters. May this very special individual rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 1/30/16

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 02 Feb 2016 03:01:00 +0000

I had the pleasure of interviewing former NFL Pro-Bowl quarterback Jim Everett this past week; he was asked to comment about the main difference between college football and the pro game. His answer? "The CHEERLEADERS."..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 2002-'03 Denver Nuggets--who finished with a pathetic record of 17-65 under coach Jeff Bzdelik--were led in scoring by a player who played a mind-boggling NINETEEN seasons in the NBA. Can you name this former power forward? Answer to follow..........If N.Y. Mets outfielder Yoenis Cespedes is worth $25 million per year, then yours truly is dating Jennifer Lopez by the time this column is published..........As of press time, the Prairie View A & M basketball team had a record of 1-19 overall and was tied for last in the SWAC with Alabama State. *Question: Do you think the sports fans who follow that respected university are already looking forward to the 2016 FOOTBALL season?..........The Connecticut Sports Writers' Alliance (CSWA) has announced that five individuals will receive prestigious Gold Keys at the 75th annual Gold Key Dinner--to be held April 24th at the Aqua Turf Club in Southington. The recipients: Former Hartford Whalers owner/founder Howard Baldwin, 1960 U.S. Olympic Hockey gold medalist Bob McVey, former welterweight boxing champion Marlon Starling, Trinity squash coach Paul Assaiante, and longtime Greenwich High School boys swimming coach Terry Lowe. Since 1940, the CSWA has recognized individuals from the state who've excelled at the amateur, high school, collegiate, and professional levels. Tickets to this special event can be obtained by contacting CSWA President Matt Conyers at (860)874-4166 or by emailing VP Tim Jensen at tim.jensen@patch.com..........ITEM: SEVEN New England Patriots back out of this year's Pro Bowl. The irrelevance of this game is BEYOND laughable at this juncture, folks. *Question: If they want a game devoid of contact with superstars absent in abundance, why don't they just get six volunteers from each conference to congregate on Waikiki Beach and play a VOLLEYBALL game instead?..........I'm not gonna say that the clock has totally run out in regard to the great Roger Federer winning another major championship. But put it this way: The amount of grains of sand in the hourglass has now dwindled down to SINGLE DIGITS..........*Question: How much longer until the Merriam-Webster Dictionary lists "Johnny Manziel" as a synonym for "disaster"?..........I'm sorry, folks, but if a guy like James Lofton is in the NFL Hall of Fame, then how could a guy like Isaac Bruce NOT be?..........Did you know that the 1994-'95 Washington Bullets had EIGHT players on the team who averaged in double-figures (ppg) but finished with a horrific record of 21-61 under coach Jim Lynam? Perhaps a lack of defense figured into the team's misfortune that season as the Bullets allowed more than 106 points-per-game--which was third worst in the league behind Golden State and Phoenix..........Freelance sportswriter Willie Backer: "If I had a dollar for every woman that turned me down, they probably WOULDN'T be turning me down!"..........ITEM: UCONN athletic director Warde Manuel gets a raise/ boost in salary of $250,000 (yes, you read that correctly) to do the same job at his alma mater--the University of Michigan. Question: Do you think the guy is losing any sleep in regard to relocation expenses?..........*O.K.--here goes: Former Tulane track team member Taylor Crosby marries NFL WR Kenny Stills, divorces, marries NHL winger Rick Nash--divorces again--then walks down the aisle with former MLB player Dmitri Young. Fans of Woodstock/classic rock in general would surely delight in her full married name of Taylor Crosby Stills Nash Young..........Further evidence of the pathetic state of the newspaper biz and sports journalism in general: Try to locate a non-Top-25 college basketball score in any weekday edition of the Hartford Courant. It AIN'T happenin', folks..........Answer to trivia question: JUWAN HOWARD--who averaged 18.4 ppg that season; his career lasted from 1994-2013 (with EIGHT different teams)..........Finally, I was saddened greatly when learning of the passing of former Red Sox pitcher Frank Sullivan last week in Hawaii; he was 85. A two-time All-Star who led the Red Sox in ERA from 1954-1957, I was fortunate enough to interview Frank on "Monday Night Sports Talk" a few years ago. A great storyteller (who even wrote poetry on occasion), he was as "down-to earth" as any guest I've ever spoken to. And he was SO thankful to my co-host Tony DeAngelo and yours truly for remembering his career and making him feel comfortable during our chat. We remained in touch and became friends since that interview with Frank often providing me with various memories of his career that were both humorous and enlightening. Sadly, I was never able to visit Frank in Hawaii as he had wished--something I'll always regret. But I received a wonderful, comforting email from his widow, Marilyn, following his passing. She relayed to me that Frank was always cautious of the press--but truly respected and enjoyed my work. Yeah, that kind of compliment--from this day forward--will go far in dealing with any regret on my part. Mr. Sullivan's ashes were scattered near the sight of his favorite fishing spot in Kauai this past weekend; Marilyn said it was a time of many laughs mixed with tears. Condolences go out to the entire Sullivan family following the loss of a man whose indomitable spirit will never be forgotten. I'll miss you, Frank, and perhaps a personal visit to that fishing hole WILL happen someday for one regretful columnist; tears and laughs will surely be flowing once again. Rest in peace, "Sully."

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 1/16/16

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 20 Jan 2016 02:45:00 +0000

I used to think that watching NBA star George "The IceMan" Gervin driving to the hoop was the ultimate thing of beauty. That all changed the other day when I saw a picture of actress/model Olivia Wilde at the Golden Globe Awards--wearing a gorgeous and provocative ruby-colored gown. Goodness gracious--and I'm sure that even George HIMSELF would agree that some things are just NOT up for debate..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1991-'92 New York Rangers--who finished 50-25-5 under coach Roger Neilson--had FIVE players on the team who scored 30 or more goals apiece. How many of these individuals can you name? Answer to follow..........Congratulations go out to Westhill High (CT) senior running back Aaron Pettiford--who was recently awarded the UCAN Inspire Award by Generation UCAN and the Walter Camp Football Foundation. The award is given to a CT high school football player who demonstrates an unwavering desire to find success in the face of a great challenge. Aaron has battled a rare kidney disorder--focal glomerulosclerosis--which damages blood vessels in the kidneys; he remains on a waiting list for a kidney transplant. His football coach--Frank Marcucio: "Aaron has been an inspiration to his teammates and classmates at Westhill and his story has certainly caught the attention of people across Connecticut. He is a great kid who has dealt with and overcome numerous personal adversities/obstacles in order to compete at a high level." Ironically, Aaron is the second Westhill player to receive the award in the past three years; former football captain Evan Skoparantzos was the 2014 recipient. Congratulations, Aaron--and keep fighting. Your accomplishments/heroic actions simply leave me with just ONE question at this juncture: How can you possibly NOT succeed in WHATEVER you undertake from this day forward?..........*Question: Is the reason why Browns QB Johnny Manziel hasn't had his own reality show simply due to the fact that his day-to-day life IS a reality show?..........This past weekend, NBC's Al Michaels brought attention to the statue of Pat Tillman that stands outside of University of Phoenix Stadium during the Packers/Cardinals playoff game. Color man Cris Collinsworth: "It's too bad that the statue isn't in the HALL OF FAME." Amen, Chris..........Sad to hear about the passing of MLB Hall of Famer Monte Irvin at the age of 96. Unfortunately, he only played eight big league seasons between 1948 and 1956 (starting at the age of 30) due to MLB's exclusion of black players, but he surely made his mark: a .293 lifetime batting average along with helping the N.Y. Giants to a world championship in 1954. I never had the opportunity to speak with Monte, but my "Monday Night Sports Talk" co-host Tony DeAngelo did. DeAngelo on Irvin: "He was an excellent ballplayer and an extremely nice gentleman who never cared if he was the 'main attraction'. He served as a valued aide to the Commissioner of Baseball for a number of years and also was more than happy to have Willie Mays grab the limelight for the Giants when they played together. And he did everything well and without complaint. It's sad to lose him, but he led SUCH a storied life." Well put, Tony, and may you rest in peace, Mr. Irvin..........ITEM: Chris Davis will return to the Orioles with a contract in hand worth approximately $160 million over seven years. This is a .255 lifetime hitter, folks, who strikes out 200 times per year. Insane money, for sure (even manager Buck Showalter commented, "How much is ENOUGH?"). My first thought? There will be NO need for Mr. Davis to play Powerball once it grows to another insane amount down the road.........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a CT girls high school basketball game played last week, Morgan ANNIHILATED Hyde 77-17; the winning squad held a (ready for this?) 39-0 LEAD at the end of the first quarter (NOT a misprint). Man--I don't know if I've seen a bigger mismatch since the days when Madonna was dating Dennis Rodman..........*O.K.--here goes: Former Coe College volleyball player Rachel Schaefer marries Georgia Tech catcher Arden Pabst, divorces, marries NASCAR driver Kyle Busch--divorces again--then walks down the aisle with Air Force track star Patrick Corona. Fans of various "sudsy" beverages would surely delight in her full married name of Rachel Schaefer Pabst Busch Corona..........He may be ranked 235th in the world, but professional golfer Colt Knost STILL has the coolest name on the PGA Tour..........Answer to trivia question: MIKE GARTNER (40), MARK MESSIER (35), TONY AMONTE (35), SERGEI NEMCHINOV (30), and DARREN TURCOTTE (30)..........Finally, many things in life change, i.e. the weather, our hair color, economic trends, etc. However, some things simply remain CONSTANTS. My dear friend, Robert "Raven" Kraft, recently celebrated his 41st consecutive year (yes, you read that correctly) of completing his 8-mile running route on the sands of Miami Beach--WITHOUT missing a day. NOT ONE DAY, folks. To put this into perspective, that is close to 15,000 consecutive days covering a span of over 120,000 MILES. What started out as a New Year's resolution back in 1975 has now snowballed into "Raven" achieving 'cult hero' status down in Miami; many runners come from around the globe just to say that they were privileged to run with the "Raven" and play a small part in this continuing, remarkable achievement. The word 'devotion' ALWAYS comes to mind when I think of "Raven", and I smile DAILY at around 4PM--knowing the man is once again out on the sand with some fellow runners and adding to a remarkable legacy. What else can I say but "Keep it going", Mr. Kraft; I'm there in spirit every day, brother.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 1/2/16

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 06 Jan 2016 05:17:00 +0000

Some things that one columnist would like to see in 2016:

*the terms "athlete" and "domestic violence" NOT be heard in the same sentence for one week
*the terms "athlete" and "concussion" NOT be heard in the same sentence for one DAY
*the terms "athlete" and "strip club" NOT be heard AT ALL
*the terms "football player" and "fireworks" NEVER be part of a news story again
*better accommodations at CT high school football venues for media members (a wish that has fallen on deaf ears for YEARS now)
*NO sports stories that begin with "Browns QB Johnny Manziel was spotted...."
*QB Johnny Manziel teach Sunday School classes
*free sandwiches at Slyman's Deli in Cleveland for Browns season-ticket holders whenever QB Johnny Manziel does something stupid
*the Phillie Phanatic be placed on baseball's Hall of Fame ballot
*N.Y. Jets fans hold onto ANY sanity they have remaining
*more parents who allow their kids' coaches to actually COACH them
*more ex-coaches/people like Herman Edwards talk to kids/future athletes--stressing how NOT to act
*free pizza at Pepe's (Frank Pepe Pizzeria Napoletana) following each Golden State Warriors victory
*a Victoria's Secret calendar be among the daily gifts given to media members at the Travelers Championship
*less writer's block
*less joint pain for a certain media member
*the NFL finally decide what DOES or DOES NOT constitute a pass reception
*a 1,000 page SI Swimsuit edition
*a Bill Belichick doll; you wind it up and it says NOTHING
*"common sense" become a bit more common--EVERYWHERE
*Derek Jeter rent out (for FREE) "St. Jetersburg" to sports columnists who've spoken highly of him over the years
*the rebirth of Fordham basketball continue under coach Jeff Neubauer
*good health for Fordham grads who SUFFERED while following the aforementioned basketball program over the past few decades
*Barry Bonds--as hitting coach of the Miami Marlins--wear a syringe on his back instead of a number
*Marlins outfielder Ichiro call it a career (it's TIME, Mr. Suzuki)
*youngsters truly GIVE A DAMN about their education
*someone be able to NAME the champions of each division in professional boxing
*female sideline reporters be judged/hired due to their TALENT--NOT by their looks (I know--a pipe dream)
*female news channel reporters be judged/hired due to, ummmm, well, you know the rest....
*play-by-play announcer Don Orsillo 'knock 'em dead' in San Diego
*stickball become a popular game among youngsters once again (I'm NOT holding my breath)
*a future Usain Bolt born somewhere
*a future Vin Scully born somewhere
*a future Greg Hardy not born ANYWHERE
*just ONE kid throwing a ball against a wall and catching it--and understanding the value in doing so
*a cell phone that provides deep-tissue massages
*more "student-athletes" in college who are legitimately STUDENT-athletes
*ANY talk-show I'm involved with go 100% smoothly
*the N.Y. Jets Flight Crew Cheerleaders serve lunch to media members at the Travelers Championship
*an NBA player with a tattoo that reads "I HATE tattoos"
*more "feel good" stories like the one involving K.C. Chiefs DB Eric Berry
*more NFL officials who are able to, ummm, OFFICIATE
*less DISGUSTING stories like the one involving TCU quarterback Trevone Boykin
*NOTHING but Sinatra music played before games, in-between innings, AND after games at Yankee Stadium
*less (A LOT less) college football Bowl games
*actress Sharon Stone place a personal ad--seeking an aging sports columnist
*actress Jennifer Lopez duplicate Ms. Stone's aforementioned actions
*more playground pick-up games
*the baseball cards that my Mom discarded when I was young suddenly REAPPEAR at my doorstep
*my old Farrah Fawcett poster that I had as a kid resurface (I believe it's with the baseball cards, folks)
*a soothing, calming yoga video starring the Cowboys' Dez Bryant
*the S.F. 49ers find an OFFENSE
*the N.O Saints find a DEFENSE
*a deflated Tom Brady figure/likeness at the entrance of Gillette Stadium
*the Philadelphia 76ers find some WINS
*guys like Jose Bautista and David Ortiz act as if they've hit home runs before
*a David Ortiz home run trot that doesn't last as long as "Stairway to Heaven"
*politicians STOP being "politicians"--and become LEADERS instead
*a delicious, FAT-FREE cheesecake
*Odell Beckham, Jr. become a TRUE professional
*a "financial health" warning sign in front of each concession stand at Yankee Stadium
*a CT high school football roster that is actually ACCURATE
*the music played at Eastern CT State University basketball games turned DOWN about 50 decibels
*RB Marshawn Lynch teach a "Public Speaking" course at some university near Seattle
*a bigger scoreboard inside the media tent at the Travelers Championship
*Jackie Bradley Jr. make up his mind regarding whether or not he can hit major league pitching
*the term "quality start" in baseball disappear like Jimmy Hoffa
*a statue of "Pistol Pete" Maravich in front of EVERY NBA arena
*some members of baseball's Pre-Integration Era Committee have their heads examined (re: Doc Adams)
*healthy, good-tasting French fries
*Sammy Sosa admit that he CAN speak English
*just THREE consecutive days of total sunshine in New England
*Nationwide commercials, featuring Peyton Manning, be used at various drama schools--showing students how NOT to act
*a statue of "Wild Bill" Hagy near the Orioles dugout at Camden Yards
*a statue of Pat Tillman at the entrance of every NFL stadium
*an NFL offensive lineman fall on a fumble CLEANLY
*idiotic TD celebration offenders in the NFL be FORCED to watch ex-RB Barry Sanders after HE scored a TD
*Finally, good health and prosperity for the faithful readers of this column.

Happy 2016, folks..............

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 12/19/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Thu, 24 Dec 2015 00:31:00 +0000

ITEM: Former NFL running back Adrian Murrell is a 'no-show' on "Monday Night Sports Talk" (www.mondaynightsports.net) this past week with no explanation, reason, etc. given for his disgraceful absence. Where I grew up, people would refer to that kind of behavior as the actions of a BUM. The man ran for over 5,000 yards in his pro career; I've probably uttered approximately the same number of "not-so-nice" words under my breath ever since he basically RUINED that live telecast a week ago. Ah, yes--it reminds me of something my Dad told me many years ago: "Just remember, Bobby--you can't TEACH integrity or class." Spot on, Pop; you live, learn, and move on, folks..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Who was the last member of the Arizona Cardinals to lead the NFL in receiving yardage? Answer to follow..........The definition of a "one-man show": The 2000 Atlanta Falcons--who finished 4-12 under coach Dan Reeves--were led in rushing by Jamal Anderson with a total of 1,024 yards. The next best rushing total on the team that season? RB Maurice Smith with a total of just SIXTY-NINE yards..........I used to think that watching the great Bobby Orr gliding across a hockey rink was the ultimate thing of beauty. That all changed the other day when I came across a photo of lovely model Candice Swanepoel wearing a two-piece swimsuit during a Victoria's Secret photo shoot in St. Barts. Yes, you were GREAT, Bobby, but you never caused me to HYPERVENTILATE like Candice has; my goodness..........Still a lot of debate going on regarding Pete Rose's inclusion (or lack thereof) into baseball's Hall of Fame in Cooperstown. I really don't take the Hall of Fame seriously anymore for a variety of reasons (including inherent politics and some bumbling idiots who are allowed to vote), but let's be honest: If ex-manager Tony LaRussa is enshrined (he was recently referred to by NY Times writer Michael Powell as a "shepherd to the pharmaceutically enhanced" while In Oakland and St. Louis), then Rose has "less-than-villain" status and should have his own STATUE at the entrance of the baseball shrine in upstate NY (and a plaque INSIDE, too)..........And now for some 'ANTI-BUM' news: How 'bout K.C. Chiefs DB Eric Berry--who recently delivered almost $20,000 worth of toys, gift cards, gift bags, and cash to Children's Mercy Hospital in Kansas City? The Eric Berry Foundation teamed up with a local car dealership to benefit the hospital's Snowflake Shoppe--which provides parents/caregivers opportunities to choose gifts for sick children at no cost. This is a guy who has overcome lymphoma (diagnosed in 2014) and made it a MAJOR priority to give back to his community and the less-fortunate. The Chiefs' nominee for the Walter Payton Man of the Year Award, I applaud Mr. Berry's actions and continue to be amazed by his inner drive and unselfish nature..........ITEM: Former NBA player Shawne Williams is arrested on a MULTITUDE of charges (too many to mention here) after a car accident in Memphis; he reportedly reeked of booze and marijuana, cursed at officers, and couldn't even remember his MIDDLE NAME following the accident. The topper? This dolt had TWO children under the age of eight in his 2014 Rolls Royce at the time. Call me judgmental, but I'll go out on a limb and say that Williams was not a member of the University of Memphis' Honors Program during the one year that he spent there approximately a decade ago..........If newly-signed free agent outfielder Jason Heyward (Cubs) is worth $23 million per season, then the great Sir Laurence Olivier was never suitable to act even in a GRAMMAR SCHOOL drama production..........ITEM: Odell Beckham, Jr. drops a sure TD pass early in the game last week vs. Carolina, then totally UNRAVELS; the meltdown included delivering one of the CHEAPEST shots--helmet-to-helmet on Josh Norman--that I've ever seen (worthy of a LONG suspension). Other penalties by OBJ--due to his "hot-headedness"/stupidity--may have cost the team a victory and a shot at a playoff spot. Yes, he may be one of the most talented receivers to ever grace a gridiron. And YES--Odell has now shown he also has the ability to be one of the biggest idiots to ever take the field. Wow--some combination, huh? Get some counseling from some TRUE pros, OBJ; many of us don't want you to go down in history as a guy who was gifted enough to make one-handed, electrifying catches but had very LITTLE "smarts" along the way. Yes--SO much talent, SO much at risk..........*Scenario: WNBA player Kia Vaughn marries former Clemson football player Jacoby Ford, divorces, marries ageless MLB player Ichiro Suzuki--divorces again--then walks down the aisle with former American track star Daniel Lincoln. Automobile lovers would then delight in her full married name of Kia Ford Suzuki Lincoln..........Shame on baseball's Pre-Integration Era Committee for not electing "Doc" Adams to Baseball's Hall of Fame recently (umm--see my opinion about the HOF mentioned above). Adams came closest--with 10 votes--but it's obvious to me that some individuals on the 16-member committee DID NOT do their "homework" in this case. Adams still remains HIGHLY responsible for establishing "basics" that the game came to adopt and still incorporates (the shortstop position, 90-foot base paths, 9-inning games, etc.). Again, I guess it comes down to a current, continually-growing epidemic: Common sense AIN'T that common, folks..........Answer to trivia question: DAVID BOSTON--who led the league in 2001 with a total of 1,598 yards..........Finally, here's wishing a happy holiday season to EVERYONE out there--no matter WHAT you celebrate at this special time of the year. My hope is that love and kindness fill your hearts and homes--with a major dose of GOOD HEALTH thrown in. Be safe and well, folks.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 12/5/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Mon, 07 Dec 2015 06:26:00 +0000

ITEM: The Miami Marlins name steroid 'poster boy' Barry Bonds as their new hitting coach. Call me judgmental--or even nasty--but the Rolling Stones' tune "Sympathy for the Devil" has been playing in my head ever since that news story broke..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1979 Houston Oilers--who finished 11-5 under coach Bum Phillips--were led in receptions by a player who caught just 40 passes. Can you name QB Dan Pastorini's favorite target that season? Answer to follow..........SO refreshing to see my alma mater, Fordham, get off to such a great start in basketball this season (6-1 record at press time) under new head coach Jeff Neubauer. After having watched the team dismantle a very overmatched Central CT squad this past weekend, one thing is certain: Any team coached by Neubauer will play defense AND hustle; team effort will never be a concern. The man has pumped life into a Rams program that needed it BADLY (an understatement); kudos to athletic director David Roach for maneuvering such a terrific hire. However, the team's current success should not be overshadowed by the fact that my lifespan has been shortened CONSIDERABLY due to having followed this team closely since the late 1970's..........Over/under date for the first arrest of a Miami football player during the new Mark Richt era--maybe January 15, 2016?..........In the history of the NBA, there may have been better players than Golden State's Stephen Curry. But I'm willing to say that there have been very FEW players who've performed as SMOOTHLY as this talented guard. Wow.........Did you know that the Stanley Cup-winning New Jersey Devils of 2002-'03 were led in scoring by Patrick Elias with a total of just 57 points? Ah--but it was an incredibly balanced team as the squad had seven players who scored 40 or more points. Oh--and the goaltending was fantastic; goalies Martin Brodeur and Corey Schwab combined to give up just 166 goals all season long--the best mark in the NHL..........Put it this way: If the S.F. 49ers give backup QB Colin Kaepernick a $12 million roster bonus come April 1st, then yours truly will be dating both Christie Brinkley AND Sharon Stone at the SAME TIME during the summer of '16..........*ATTN, N.Y. Giants fans: I don't mean to downplay the immense talent of superstar WR Odell Beckham, Jr., but he's NOT making a lot of these one-handed grabs if he's NOT wearing gloves (I'm assuming you already know that--at least I HOPE you do)..........After witnessing the $200 million plus contracts signed by Zack Greinke and David Price this past week, I often think of what my Dad used to say when he heard of such incredible money being thrown around: "Wow--I guess their spouses won't be shopping in the discount supermarkets anymore!"..........Speaking of the aforementioned Dan Pastorini: I recently had the pleasure of interviewing him on "Monday Night Sports Talk"; he was an INCREDIBLE all-around athlete in his day who had quite the career both on AND off the field. Toward the end of our talk, I referred to him by his given name of Dante Anthony Pastorini, Jr. His response? "Now THAT'S Italian"..........ITEM: Marshall assistant basketball coach/former NBA player Chris Duhon is arrested for aggravated DUI; he was found sleeping in his car with the engine running while having a blood-alcohol level of .20--TWO-AND-A-HALF TIMES the legal limit. I don't know about you, folks, but I felt hungover just READING about Duhon's idiotic actions..........I used to think that watching WR Lance Alworth running a pass pattern was the ultimate thing of beauty. That all changed the other day when I saw a picture of actress/singer Vanessa Hudgens wearing a very revealing black gown at the L.A. premiere of "The Shannara Chronicles." Sorry, Lance--some things are just NOT up for debate at this time..........Some current/former NFL players are well-suited to do TV commercials. Peyton Manning and Troy Aikman are NOT among that select group..........Answer to trivia question: KEN BURROUGH--who wore #00 on his jersey and enjoyed a very respectable 12-year career in the NFL..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NFL punt/kick returner Dennis Morgan--who passed away recently after having a heart attack in the stands at MetLife Stadium while watching the Cowboys play the Giants; he was 63. A native/lifelong resident of White Plains, NY, Morgan was selected by Dallas in the 10th round of the 1974 draft (Western Illinois); he played for both the Cowboys and Eagles in a brief two-year career. Morgan will be best remembered for a 98-yd. punt return vs. the St. Louis Cardinals in '74--which remains a Dallas team record. Dennis also served honorably in the U.S. Army. Morgan is survived by two brothers--Troy and Charles--and a sister, Alice. May Dennis Morgan rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 11/21/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Sun, 29 Nov 2015 01:29:00 +0000

What I'm Thankful For At Thanksgiving (the "mostly" SPORTS version).........

*an American named Pat Tillman was born in 1976

*I was able to watch a man named Walter Payton play football in his prime--"Sweetness" in all its splendor

*I was born to parents who greatly fostered my love for sports--and recognized it EARLY ON

*jumbo pretzels that are sold at various sporting events

*I was brought up in an era where trash-talking/showboating was minimal--and the concept of T-E-A-M was emphasized

*I was able to coach youngsters in the past who simply BOUGHT INTO a very disciplined approach--and it paid off for them

*having had some great coaches MYSELF as a kid

*the Phillie Phanatic

*I had a VERY good, healthy set of legs--for 40 years or so, that is

*having heard my Dad tell me stories about players that I NEVER saw play--such as Jim Brown, Bobby Layne, Whitey Ford, and Sandy Koufax

*comeback stories a la Eric Berry of the Kansas City Chiefs

*having watched Usain Bolt run like no human being ever has--or ever WILL

*the fact that I'm not coaching vs. the Golden State Warriors anytime soon

*having been privy to the joy, camaraderie, competitiveness, and endorphins associated with long-distance running

*being able to watch the 1971 Baltimore Orioles pitching staff (FOUR 20-game winners)

*the fact that there aren't any HOOTERS restaurants within a decent driving distance of my home

*the Harlem Globetrotters

*The Wiffle Ball, Inc.

*the Farrah Fawcett poster I had in my bedroom as a kid (didn't EVERY teen boy have one?)

*not breaking EVERY bone in my body during my lifetime (just MOST of them)

*getting to see the 1976 "Big Red Machine" play in Cincinnati

*the fact that Thanksgiving--along with its COUNTLESS calories--occurs only once per year

*being able to witness a MLB no-hitter in person (Dave Righetti, 1983)

*being able to attend a World Series game (1978, LA/NY--the "Nettles" game)

*being able to attend Fordham University--and being exposed to ALL that NY sports had to offer (and NYC in general) during the 70's/80's

*I was privy to "Franco's Italian Army" and "Gerela's Gorillas" in Pittsburgh back in the 1970's

*unlimited, free Ben & Jerry's ice cream bars for media members covering the Travelers Championship each year

*the realization that the horrific traffic/gridlock/madness at the Yale/Harvard game in New Haven happens only ONCE every two years--and NOT yearly

*the 'powers that be' haven't torn down Fenway Park or Wrigley Field yet

*seeing "Wild" Bill Hagy spell out O-R-I-O-L-E-S with his body during the 70's/80's in Baltimore

*Barry Bonds did NOT have a twin brother

*O.J. Simpson did NOT have a twin brother

*having copies of my Mom's Italian sauce recipe

*I was able to watch "Dr. J." play both in the ABA AND NBA

*having been able to watch Joe Namath release the football

*having great memories of stickball games as a kid

*NOT being given trophies for "just participating" in youth sports during the 60's and 70's

*NOT living inside the BEARD of NY Jets QB Ryan Fitzpatrick

*having been able to hear Vin Scully call a baseball game

*having interviewed ex-football players like Rosey Grier, Lem Barney, and Warren Moon--and witnessing what greatness OFF the gridiron is all about

*seeing Roberto Duran fight in his prime

*the aroma of freshly-mowed turf during springtime

*the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders

*the N.Y. Jets "Flight Crew" cheerleaders

*hell--ALL NFL cheerleading squads

*having interviewed Denny McLain--MLB's last 30-game winner--and experiencing his passion for the way the game USED to be played

*having experienced the wondrous nature of a small town called Cooperstown on numerous occasions

*having some great Italian aunts who NEVER left me hungry/desiring more food on a holiday like Thanksgiving

*NOT having tons of technology at my disposal as a kid; we had something called "OUTDOORS"

*being able to talk sports each week on the radio with 94.9 FM's Lee Elci--the best in the "biz"

*having worked with radio/TV co-hosts like Tony DeAngelo, Chris Mascaro, Dave Rattigan, and Rich Marazzi--all SOLID individuals

*I was able to witness the pure, unmatched magic possessed by a man named "Pistol" Pete Maravich

*fat-free frozen yogurt

*having seen a Bert Blyleven curveball in person

*having seen a Ron Guidry and Steve Carlton slider in person

*I'm NOT Greg Hardy's PR person

*being able to attend most NY Yankees games in the late 70's/early 80's and paying $1.50 for a ticket

*seeing guys like Barry Sanders, Emmitt Smith, and the aforementioned Walter Payton score TD's and NOT showboating

*collecting baseball cards as a kid

*not becoming violent when my Mom cleaned my room and DISCARDED all of my baseball cards as a kid

*seeing Rod Carew and Tony Gwynn handle baseball bats as if they were magic wands

*I was able to watch both Wayne Gretzky and Mario Lemieux play in person

*having childhood friends/neighbors who were SO involved in backyard sports/pick-up games so many years ago--on a DAILY basis

*Finally, a terrific audience of readers for the past 15 years or so; a few more columns to come, folks.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 11/7/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 10 Nov 2015 05:54:00 +0000

I had the immense pleasure of interviewing NFL Hall of Fame defensive back Lem Barney recently on "Monday Night Sports Talk"--an incredibly kind and personable individual. Most people who are old enough to remember Barney may recall how he intercepted TEN passes in his rookie year of 1967; he would retire with 56 interceptions to his credit while playing his entire 11-year career in Detroit. But did you know that Barney and teammate Mel Farr sang BACKGROUND VOCALS on Marvin Gaye's huge, influential hit "What's Going On" in 1971? Barney explained to my co-host, Tony DeAngelo, and I how he came about meeting Gaye in Detroit during the 60's and how he became friends with MANY of Motown's greatest entertainers. An amazing man, an amazing career--both on AND off the field; thanks, Mr. Barney..........TRIVIA QUESTION: In the last 50 years of NFL play, what quarterback has thrown the most interceptions in one season? Answer to follow..........The highlight of Yale's blowout victory over Brown this past weekend? Popular canine mascot "Handsome Dan" being named an honorary NAVY ROTC officer by school president Peter Salovey between quarters--then giving his first "command" to some Navy personnel in attendance. You HAD to be there, folks..........*Message to N.Y. Giants WR Odell Beckham, Jr.: When your team's defense is giving up points at an alarming rate and couldn't even stop a Pop Warner team's offense (i.e. last week's game vs. New Orleans), there is NO NEED to do end zone dances as if you're partying on the set of "Soul Train." Odell--take note of the classy nature of a WR who played with the other team last week--Marques Colston--who scored with dignity and whose team ultimately BEAT yours. C'mon, Mr. Beckham, act as if you've BEEN in the end zone before--which you HAVE...........Is it me, or could it be argued that another prison should be constructed in the "Sunshine State"--solely to house college football players who've been arrested in the southern part of Florida?..........If S.F. 49ers QB Colin Kaepernick is worth $20 million per season, then the great Ginger Rogers was born with two left feet..........How 'bout Navy knocking off #15 Memphis last weekend 45-20--IN Memphis? Navy threw the ball only FIVE times in the game, had only two penalties, and forced FOUR Memphis fumbles. *Question: Do you think MANY college football programs out there could learn a thing or two by trying to emulate the disciplined approach of the Midshipmen?..........*Quick question: Who has more power in the state of Kentucky: Governor Steve Beshear or Louisville head basketball coach Rick Pitino?..........Call me judgmental, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that Dallas Cowboys DE Greg Hardy will NOT win the Walter Payton/NFL Man of the Year Award in 2015..........I used to think that watching former NBA star Rick Barry shoot underhanded free throws was the ultimate thing of beauty. That all changed recently when I stumbled across a picture of sultry actress/model Tina Casciani wearing a black swimsuit during a modeling shoot. Sorry, Rick--some things in life are just NOT up for debate..........Any Red Sox fans out there have an over/under date in mind for when pitcher Clay Buchholz will be shut down in 2016 (while he earns $13 million)? Perhaps August 1st--maybe EARLIER?..........Answer to trivia question: VINNY TESTAVERDE, who threw 35 picks while playing for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers during the 1988 season--a team that finished 5-11 under coach Ray Perkins..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former major league outfielder Eddie Milner--who passed away recently in Ohio at the age of 60. A cousin of former MLB player John Milner, Eddie played 9 seasons in the NL between 1980 and 1988--mostly with the Reds (Milner spent one year with San Francisco in 1987.) Milner's best season came in 1983 in Cincy when he played in 146 games and stole a career-high 41 bases; he was a career .253 hitter. Amazingly, Eddie (along with Cesar Tovar) is credited with breaking up the most-no hitters in MLB history; both men did it FIVE times. Milner was suspended for half the season in 1988 due to drug use, but later turned his life around--becoming an ordained minister in the 90's and often talking about his road to recovery. Eddie Milner is survived by his father (Eddie Sr.), two sisters, three brothers, and two granddaughters. May you rest in peace, Eddie.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 10/24/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Thu, 29 Oct 2015 04:50:00 +0000

Yes, it's that time of the year, folks. As the postseason winds down and players head for their yachts and/or the golf course, let's give out some MLB awards based on the 2015 regular season:

*The FRANK SINATRA "ALL OR NOTHING AT ALL" Award: Chris Davis of the Baltimore Orioles. The man struck out a whopping 208 times--fifth highest total in MLB history--but also led all of baseball with 47 home runs. Almost 1/3 of his hits were HR's; yes, LOTS of swings and misses for this guy. Rumor has it that he often has difficulty "high-fiving" teammates (completely missing their hands), but when he DOES connect, it HURTS.

*The EARL WEAVER/FULL PACK Award (causing managers to smoke too much, develop ulcers, or WORSE): Kyle Kendrick of the Colorado Rockies. He led the NL in earned runs allowed (100) and HR's allowed (33) while pitching to an ERA of 6.32. Rumor has it that a cardiologist was summoned to check on manager Walt Weiss after every game in which Kendrick appeared this year, but that couldn't be verified as of press time.

*The GERITOL/AGE DOESN'T MATTER Award: For the third straight year, this award goes to 42-year-old LaTroy Hawkins--who pitched for the Rockies and Blue Jays in '15. The oldest player in baseball appeared in a combined 42 games as a reliever for both teams, pitched to a respectable 3.26 ERA, and struck out almost one batter per-inning-pitched. How long has this guy been around? The price of gasoline was about $1.11 per gallon when Hawkins made his MLB debut in 1995. He's now pitched 21 seasons--half of his LIFE; I'm convinced he can pitch at least another five, if desired.

*The RODNEY DANGERFIELD/LACK OF RESPECT Award: Pitcher Tyson Ross of the San Diego Padres. WHO, you may ask? Yes, Tyson Ross. Whether it's due to the fact that he pitched for a bad team this year--or the fact that we just don't hear much about him here on the east coast--he remains a "non-household" name. Quietly, he's put together back-to-back seasons of 30+ starts with ERA's of 2.81 and 3.26 in '14 and '15 respectively. Pitching almost 200 innings this season, he led the league in starts and gave up just nine home runs. Seems like his TEAMMATES disrespect him, too--providing very little run support; in his three seasons in S.D., his record is 26-34, but his ERA is around 3. The man deserves MUCH better.

*The MAYTAG/DEPENDABILITY Award: No doubt--goes to Mike Trout of the L.A. Angels. He appeared in at least 157 games for the THIRD consecutive season and scored more than 100 runs for the fourth consecutive year. The topper? Playing 156 games in the outfield in 2015, the man made ZERO errors--yes, NONE. He's like a machine; just pencil him in daily--and he'll produce. Nick Markakis--who's rarely missed a game over the past 10 years--also finished high in this category.

*The AVERSION TO WALKING Award: Goes to Starlin Castro of the Chicago Cubs. Castro--in 578 plate appearances--walked just 21 times; that comes out to one walk per-every-28 plate appearances. I swear, this guy swings at ANYTHING that resembles a baseball in the 60613 zip code area.

*The PITIFULLY PUNCHLESS Award (for lack of offense): We'll give this one to the lowly Atlanta Braves. They hit only 100 HR's as a team and scored just 573 runs (lowest #'s in baseball by far); they also had the lowest team RBI total in all of MLB. Somewhere, Hank Aaron and Dale Murphy are weeping.

*The ARSONIST OF THE YEAR Award: Fernando Rodney of the Seattle Mariners. The team's closer before being dealt to the Cubs late in the season, Rodney led all of baseball with SEVEN blown saves and pitched to a 5.68 ERA for Seattle in 58 appearances. Remember when they used to give out the "Rolaids Relief Man" Award up until a few years ago? Well, Seattle fans should have been given Rolaids EVERY time that Rodney warmed up in the bullpen this year. Just one of the MANY reasons why a highly-touted Mariners team finished 10 games below .500 in '15.

*The BUM OF THE YEAR Award: A "no-brainer"--Bruce Rondon of the Detroit Tigers. Here is a guy who was given EVERY chance to become the team's closer in 2015, make a name for himself, and ultimately earn a LOT more money down the road. What happens? The team actually sends him HOME in late September--citing the reliever's dismal "effort level." In short, opportunity knocked--and Rondon DIDN'T ANSWER. I'd use a stronger word than "BUM" for this guy, but it wouldn't be appropriate in this type of forum. Do you think the team may currently be in the market for a closer? Jonathan Papelbon received votes for this award, too.

*The LITTLE BUCKS/BIG NUMBERS Award: A.J. Pollock of the Arizona Diamondbacks. I was fortunate enough to spend time with A.J. when he grew up here in eastern CT; the kid was a "can't miss" kinda player from the very beginning. In '15, he hit .315 (192 hits), scored 111 runs, and stole 39 bases while playing the outfield splendidly. He earned just over the MLB minimum this season; the next contract he signs may make him the highest-paid INDIVIDUAL to ever have roots in Hebron, CT.

*The STAY AT FIRST Award: Goes to Jace Peterson of the Atlanta Braves. Peterson attempted to steal 22 bases this year and was successful only 12 times--approximately a 55% success rate. That kind of percentage may work for NFL QB's (completions), Jace, but it doesn't cut it in baseball. Stay put in 2016--please.

*The PETE ROSE/GEORGE BRETT HONORARY THROWBACK PLAYER Award: Goes to a pitcher this year--Dallas Keuchel of the Houston Astros. The only 20-game winner in the AL, Keuchel threw a career-high 232 innings and baffled the Yankees on three days rest in the league's wild-card game. Yes, it seems like this guy could pitch in any era; my kinda dude. And that BEARD!!! He would have been a perfect fit for the old bearded House of David teams that barnstormed across America from the 1920's to the 1950's.

*The BLACKSTONE/HOUDINI DISAPPEARING ACT Award: Jayson Werth of the Washington Nationals. Remember when the Nats signed this guy to a 7-year/$126 million contract prior to the 2011 season? Well, in five seasons with the team, Werth has hit a GRAND total of 78 home runs; he hit .221 in 378 plate appearances in 2015. Mention his contract to current Nats GM Mike Rizzo and he'll be sure to reach for some of the aforementioned Rolaids--or perhaps even something MUCH stronger. J.J. Hardy of the O's received votes here--a guy whose #'s have dwindled significantly over the past four seasons.

*The BONNIE AND CLYDE/HIGHWAY ROBBERY Award (for stealing large sums of money): Joe Mauer of the Minnesota Twins (he could have easily won the BENNETT award to follow). Joe earned $23 million in 2015; he hit .265 with 66 RBI's and only 46 extra-base hits. A former MVP whose #'s are dropping yearly, his stats were supposed to pick up once he was moved from catcher to first base a few years ago. That hasn't happened--and the Twins are paying DEARLY while watching it unfold. Not to make light of his off-the-field problems, but NY's CC Sabathia finished high in this category--winning SIX games while earning about the same as Mauer (ummm--approx. $4 million per win). CC's NY teammate Jacoby Ellsbury (earning over $20 million and being BENCHED in a wild-card game) also received votes.

*The TONY BENNETT/BEST YEARS BEHIND HIM Award: For the second year in a row, this award goes to Ryan Howard of the Phillies. He hit just .229 and had a TOTAL of 53 extra-base hits. Folks, this is another former MVP who once hit 58 HR's in ONE SEASON. Also had an OBP of .277--the lowest of his 12-year career. Could have easily won the aforementioned BONNIE AND CLYDE award as he earned about $25 million in 2015 (ouch). Jason Marquis (6.46 ERA for Cincy) and Josh Hamilton (struggling in Texas) finished high in this category.

*Finally, the DOLLY THE SHEEP/REASON TO CLONE Award: Clayton Kershaw of the L.A. Dodgers. No, he wasn't a 20-game winner in '15 like the previous year, but he led the league in IP (233), SO (301), complete games, and shutouts. Put it this way: His 2.13 ERA this season (not too shabby, huh?) was his HIGHEST since 2012 (you read that correctly). Yeah--that's one DOMINANT pitcher, folks. He's pitched 8 seasons and is still only 27 years-old; does an awful lot of voluntary/humanitarian work off the field, too. Thanks for being YOU, Clayton.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 10/10/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 14 Oct 2015 12:42:00 +0000

Did you know that the 2009 Kansas City Chiefs--who finished 4-12 under coach Todd Haley--were led in receptions by Dwayne Bowe with a modest total of just 47? The next best total on the team that season? RB Jamaal Charles--who caught 40 balls out of the backfield..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Who was the last NHL player to amass more than 90 assists in one season? Answer to follow..........ITEM: N.Y. Yankees outfielder Jacoby Ellsbury is BENCHED by manager Joe Girardi prior to the team's wild-card loss to the Houston Astros. Hmmm--I guess $22 million per season doesn't go as far as it once did, huh?..........Sorry, N.Y. basketball fans--but the sight of sultry actress Eva Longoria wearing an evening gown will ALWAYS be prettier than a Bill Bradley jump shot..........The problem I have with the modern-day end zone "celebration?" THIS: It has very little to do with pure excitement on the part of the celebrating player--and/or the exhilaration of realizing that points were just put on the board in an effort to help his team WIN. No--it has MORE to do with the mentality of "Look at me", "It's ALL about ME", "Look how good I am", etc. Somewhere, Jim Brown and Barry Sanders are shaking their heads in bewildered amazement--and weeping..........ITEM: University of Florida QB Will Grier tests positive for a banned substance and could be suspended from the team for a full calendar YEAR. Grier claimed he ingested a substance (ahem) that was not OK'd by Florida's medical staff before he was tested (have you heard this story before, folks?). Pardon my harshness, but just how IDIOTIC can a person be--putting something "out of the ordinary" into one's body that could even REMOTELY result in a positive drug test? I don't know about you, folks, but I'm BEYOND tired of these young athletes and their "how did this happen?" mentality. My suggestion? EVERY locker room/clubhouse in EVERY sport should have a sign above its entrance sporting a phrase we've heard COUNTLESS times over the years: "DON'T EVER DO ANYTHING TO HURT THE TEAM"..........Those who read this column are familiar with my intense desire to see Daniel Lucius "Doc" Adams be enshrined in baseball's Hall of Fame in Cooperstown. Last week, "Doc" was named as one of ten finalists on this year's Pre-Integration Committee ballot due to his early contributions to the game in the 1800's; he was truly a "founding father" of the modern game. The Committee will vote in December at baseball's winter meetings; any candidate receiving votes on at least 75% of all ballots cast will be inducted as part of the 2016 class. It's a LONG overdue, well-deserved honor--and a "no-brainer"; we're all pulling for you, "Doc."..........*Scenario: Singer Olivia Newton-John marries Arizona Cardinals WR Larry Fitzgerald, divorces, then walks down the aisle with former MLB manager Kevin Kennedy. Fans of U.S. presidential history would be thrilled as she'd then be belting out tunes while possessing the full married name of Olivia Newton-John Fitzgerald Kennedy..........ITEM: University of South Florida offensive lineman Benjamin Knox is arrested after firing a gun at the exterior of a dormitory on campus. I'm not sure what Knox is majoring in at this juncture, but he should think SERIOUSLY about switching to the school's Behavioral Healthcare program as soon as possible..........Answer to trivia question: JOE THORNTON--who assisted on 92 goals while playing for the San Jose Sharks during the 2006-'07 season..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NFL coach Lindy Infante--who passed away recently in Florida due to pneumonia; he was 75. As a young man, Gelindo Infante was a RB at the University of Florida for three seasons before heading into the pro coaching ranks. He spent time in New York (Giants), Cincinnati, and Cleveland as an assistant before becoming head coach of the Packers from 1988-'91. He later led the Colts in '96 and '97; his first Colts squad lost to the Pittsburgh Steelers in a wild-card playoff game. His overall NFL record was an unimpressive 36-60; however, he coached Packers and Colts squads who would obtain guys named Favre and Manning shortly AFTER he was fired by both teams. Lindy Infante is survived by his wife, Stephanie, two sons, and six grandchildren. May you rest in peace, "Coach."

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - -9/26/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 30 Sep 2015 04:39:00 +0000

I had originally planned on devoting this entire column to the great Yogi Berra following his death last week at the age of 90. However, after reading many of the countless columns/articles that have been written since his passing, I ultimately came to the conclusion that there's not much I can add to what's already been penned. Yes--he was a terrific ballplayer, a clutch performer, and a true Yankee/baseball legend. I will add this: What TRULY made me appreciate the greatness of the man was his unassuming, "regular guy" persona. I was lucky enough to speak to the man ONCE in my life--and just for a minute or two; it was like talking to my DAD. You'd never know he was a Hall of Famer and decorated war hero--along with possessing celebrity-like status; his monotone, down-to-earth delivery was simply HIM. You see, THAT's what made Yogi Berra so special; he NEVER tried to be something he was NOT. Yeah--it's called being GENUINE. I guess Lawrence Peter Berra taught me one VERY important lesson over the years: It's not so bad to be "just" a regular guy--no matter WHAT you do in life. Thanks for BEING you, Yogi, and "Dad-like" to so many others. Sincere condolences go out to the entire Berra family; may you rest in peace, sir..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1996 Washington Redskins--who finished 9-7 under coach Norv Turner--were led in receiving yardage by a WR who played SIXTEEN seasons in the NFL. Can you name this former talented player? Answer to follow..........**Crusade alert: I continue to be a strong advocate for Daniel Lucius "Doc" Adams' enshrinement into baseball's Hall of Fame in Cooperstown. Quite frankly, this is a "no-brainer," folks. Chosen as SABR's Overlooked Nineteenth Century Baseball Legend for 2014, Adams was a HUGE contributor dating back to the game's developmental period in the mid-1800's when he was a player AND executive for the New York Knickerbockers Baseball Club. Among his MANY innovations, he is credited with creating the shortstop position while making the baseballs/overseeing the production of bats for many early clubs. In addition, he was the presiding officer of the first Conventions and Rules Committee; he recommended bases be spaced at 90-feet from one another, advocated for 9 inning games/9 players per side, and was also instrumental in developing the fly-game (eliminating balls that were caught on bounces being counted as "outs"). I was first alerted to "Doc's" many contributions by various members of SABR, along with his great-granddaughter, Marjorie--who currently spends much of her time/efforts telling ANYONE who will listen about her relative's remarkable exploits. Bottom line? "Doc" Adams is HIGHLY-RESPONSIBLE for the way the game of baseball is currently played and remains one of its earliest architects. In all seriousness, I won't sleep soundly until this guy has a plaque hanging in a popular building in upstate New York; his "stamp" remains plastered ALL OVER the game of baseball, folks..........I miss seeing "Gerela's Gorillas" and "Franco's Italian Army" in the stands at the old Pittsburgh Steelers games at Three Rivers Stadium; just sayin'..........*ITEM: Ragnar, the Minnesota Vikings mascot (real name is Joe Juranitch), has no luck negotiating his salary and the team seems to have little interest in having him back on the field. I guess you have to give the Vikings front office credit for their bravery; as far as I know, getting into ANY kind of a squabble with a man wearing horns is usually NOT at the top of ANYONE's priority list..........As a young guy, I used to think that a Ron Guidry slider was the ultimate thing of beauty. That all changed the other day when I saw a picture of Australian model Miranda Kerr wearing a skin-tight white dress as part of a photo series for the October edition of Harper's Bazaar. Holy cow; it's amazing how one's perceptions change as one grows older--right, folks?..........Question: If "brittle" ex-Red Sox teammates Jacoby Ellsbury and Clay Buchholz were to meet on the streets of NYC this week and "high-five" each other, which player would most likely be injured badly due to a seemingly non-risky, friendly gesture?..........*Scenario: Suppose former Ursinus College lacrosse star Maureen Burger married ex-NBA star Bernard King. Do you think she'd EVER want people to acknowledge her full married name of Maureen Burger King?..........Answer to trivia question: HENRY ELLARD--who caught 52 passes for 1,014 yards; he had almost 14,000 receiving yards in a career that lasted from 1983 to 1998..........Finally, condolences also go out to the family of former NFL coach Richard Williamson--who died recently from a heart condition at the age of 74. Williamson was the head coach for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers briefly in the early 90's; he later became an assistant coach for the Carolina Panthers from 1995-2009 (working under Dom Capers, George Siefert, and John Fox). Known for his work with wide receivers, talented players such as Muhsin Muhammad and Steve Smith benefited greatly from Williamson's tenure with the team. Richard Williamson is survived by his wife, Norma, and two children: Caroline and Rich. Rest in peace, "Coach."

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 9/12/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 15 Sep 2015 17:02:00 +0000

*Question: With all the advances in medical science/technology--along with the many resources available to the New York Yankees--WHY did it take the team almost a MONTH to find out that first baseman Mark Teixeira had a fractured right leg? My good buddy, sportscaster Steve Lenox, chimed in with this answer: "Perhaps the Yankees are cutting costs--and/or using the Mets' old team doctors." Go figure..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 2004 St. Louis Cardinals--who won an impressive 105 games under manager Tony LaRussa--had three players on the team who hit more than 30 home runs and drove in more than 100 runs apiece. Can you name this talented trio of sluggers? Answer to follow..........ITEM: Robert Griffin III is used as a scout team SAFETY in practice prior to the Redskins first game of the season. Call me crazy, but I'll go out on a limb and say that RG3 is the first scout team safety EVER to be earning $16 million per season..........Just received word that former 3-time NBA MVP Moses Malone died in his sleep in Virginia at the age of 60. Wow--what a player. This was a guy who was voted one of the NBA's 50 greatest players in 1996; he is one of only four players in history (Abdul-Jabbar, Chamberlain, and Hayes) to finish with 25,000 points and 15,000 rebounds. He also has the distinction of being the first player to go from high school to the pros (when HARDSHIP was a relevant term)--playing for the Utah Stars after leaving Petersburg (VA) High School. The "Chairman of the Boards" was elected to the NBA Hall of Fame in 2001. This 6'10" former center was always considered a "gentle giant" off the court, too. You'll be missed greatly, Mr. Malone..........Feelin' old, folks? This won't help: Former MLB pitcher Mickey Lolich celebrated his 75th birthday this past weekend. Did you know that, as a member of the Detroit Tigers, Lolich pitched 200+ innings EVERY SEASON between 1964 and 1975 (including a remarkable 376 in 1971)? Ummm--do you think the team got its money's worth out of this talented lefty all those years? Just an amazingly tough, SOLID pitcher during his day..........I came across a TV commercial the other day for Infiniti automobiles featuring the lovely, ageless Christie Brinkley. Sadly, it made me realize EVEN MORE that she probably would NOT be interested in dating an aging sports columnist who currently drives a beat-up old Ford..........Oh--and the chances of finding an ACCURATE/COMPLETE Connecticut high school football roster on any website are about the same as yours truly dating the aforementioned Ms. Brinkley AND Sharon Stone on the SAME night before the end of 2015..........Lazzari's "Lopsided Score of the Week": In a college football game played last weekend, Boston College totally ANNIHILATED Howard 76-0; BC led 62-0 at HALFTIME--with both teams agreeing to play 10-minute quarters in the second half. I haven't seen anything THAT ugly since a former male college roommate of mine donned pantyhose prior to going to see a midnight showing of the Rocky Horror Picture Show back in the late 70's..........*Question: How could superstar Mike Trout of the L.A. Angels steal a combined 82 bases in the 2012-'13 seasons--and have a total of only TWENTY-SIX since then (as of press time)? Now I know these athletes are coddled in ridiculous fashion these days and "risky" situations like base-stealing are taken into account when teams are trying to protect their "investments." But to rob Trout of an important "tool" like his running ability--strictly due to monetary concerns--truly takes Trout's "superstar" status and drops it down a notch. Totally ridiculous......... Answer to trivia question: ALBERT PUJOLS (46/123), JIM EDMONDS (42/111), and SCOTT ROLEN (34/124)..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former college basketball star Roy Marble--who passed away last week after a lengthy battle with cancer; he was just 48 after being diagnosed in August of 2014. Marble, a 6'6" swingman--played at Iowa from 1986-1989 and left that school as its all-time leading scorer (2,116 points). A native of Michigan, Marble led the Hawkeyes to the NCAA tournament four times--including an appearance in the Elite Eight in 1987. He was drafted by the Atlanta Hawks in 1989 but was suspended in his rookie year for violating the NBA's substance abuse policy; sadly, he played in just 29 games during his brief NBA career. Marble's son, Roy Devyn, also played at Iowa (he earned first team All-Big-Ten in 2014); he and his Dad were the first father-son duo in Big Ten history to score 1,000 points apiece. In addition to Roy Devyn, Marble is survived by four other children: Carlo, Royonah, Merrick, and Roichelle. May Roy Marble rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - -8/29/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Tue, 01 Sep 2015 01:17:00 +0000

In regard to sprinter Usain Bolt: Seriously, I don't know if I've ever come across ANY athlete who does what he/she does ANY BETTER than Bolt. His recent victories in the 100m and 200m (AND 400 relay) at the World Championships in Beijing (after an injury-plagued year) are just further proof of an individual whose accomplishments TRULY leave me speechless. He's had INCREDIBLE competition since he burst on the stage back in 2004, but ALWAYS makes it looks so easy when competing against the world's best (just ask Justin Gatlin, Asafa Powell, etc.). Folks, trust me: We will NEVER see a faster human being, and his world-record times in the 100 and 200 (9.58 and 19.19, respectively) will NEVER be broken--well, at least not in MY lifetime (that is unless Bolt HIMSELF somehow deems it necessary to change that). I'm just thankful that I've been lucky to see this man dominate the world of sprinting like he has--an athlete whose mind-boggling exploits (in my opinion) have somehow gone slightly under-publicized..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 2004 Texas Rangers--who finished 89-73 under manager Buck Showalter--had FIVE players on the team who hit 20 or more home runs apiece. How many of these players can you name? Answer to follow..........*Here goes: Former University of North Dakota track star Emily Emerson marries former major league catcher Steve Lake--divorces--then walks down the aisle with current PGA player Ryan Palmer. Fans of a very successful English progressive rock group would surely enjoy her full married name of Emily Emerson Lake Palmer..........Anyone out there catch of glimpse of tennis player Caroline Wozniacki wearing a skin tight, orange outfit at the recent Players' Tribune celebration for women held in NYC? Let's just say it was a LOT more "eye-opening"/attractive than when she wears all-white tennis garb on the court--along with a baseball cap--while sweating profusely..........Oh--and as far as being rendered speechless about a person who's NOT an athlete? How 'bout my fellow Fordham alumnus Vin Scully--who will return for his 67th year in the broadcast booth for the Dodgers in 2016? Sheesh--at this juncture, I just want to be able to LIVE until the age of 67. The MOST amazing thing? He's STILL the best at what he does, folks--and will turn 88 in the fall. Simply remarkable.........I had the privilege of interviewing former New York Yankees player/World Series MVP Bobby Richardson recently--who had just celebrated his 80th birthday. Put it this way: In addition to having put together a storied baseball career, the man is "top shelf" as far as character is concerned. I've talked to many media people about Richardson over the years and not ONE person has had anything negative to say about the former infielder. I don't expect that to change either--a total "class act" if there ever was one..........Did you know that the 2010 Pittsburgh Pirates finished last in the NL in ALL of the following categories?: At-bats, runs, hits, batting average, ERA, saves, and wins? Yes, a true sign of a team that lost 105 games--and the main reason why manager John Russell was fired as soon as that nightmarish season was completed..........*QUESTION: Shouldn't some television network give some SERIOUS consideration to producing a soap opera based on the life of PGA golfer John Daly?..........Answer to trivia question: MARK TEIXEIRA (38), HANK BLALOCK (32), ALFONSO SORIANO (28), KEVIN MENCH (26), and MICHAEL YOUNG (22)..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of legendary NHL coach Al Arbour--who passed away last week at the age of 82; he had been suffering from Parkinson's disease and dementia. Arbour is best-known for being the leader of the New York Islanders' dynasty during the early 1980's as the team won a remarkable FOUR STRAIGHT Stanley Cups; he also won four Stanley Cups as a player (defenseman) during the 50's and 60's. Altogether, he won 782 games as a coach; his incredibly strong work ethic is often cited as the main reason why he was such a successful coach. In retirement, Arbour continued to follow the game closely--often being critical of the NHL's disciplining policies. Arbour was the NHL's coach of the year in 1979 and was ultimately elected into the league's Hall of Fame in 1996. He is survived by his wife, Claire, and four children: Joann, Janice, Julie, and Jay. Rest in peace, "Coach."

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 8/15/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 19 Aug 2015 12:58:00 +0000

Just came across some pictures (ummmm--shall we just say "provocative" ones?) of lovely, 57-year-old actress Sharon Stone (yes, you read that correctly-- she's 57, folks) in the latest issue of Harper's Bazaar. Sheesh--and I used to think that Rod Carew's swing was the ultimate thing of beauty; goodness gracious (of course--this is putting aside air-brushing, lighting, photographer's talent, etc.)..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 2001 Cleveland Indians--who finished 91-71 under manager Charlie Manuel--had three players on the squad who drove in 100 or more runs apiece. Can you name this talented trio of hitters? Answer to follow..........I had the privilege of interviewing former L.A. Dodgers first baseman Wes Parker on "Monday Night Sports Talk" last week--a man who won SIX Gold Gloves in a row between 1967 and 1972. My co-host Tony DeAngelo on Parker's excellence in the field: "I've seen guys like George Scott, Keith Hernandez, Don Mattingly, and many others play the position over the years. Not ONE of them was a better-fielding first baseman than Wes Parker; he was the best I've ever seen."..........Here in New England, it's NEVER too early to think about winter clothing, right? The Connecticut Tigers (Class A-Detroit Tigers) will be having a "Winter Hat Giveaway Night"--next Saturday (8/22) as the team takes on the Vermont Lake Monsters. Game time is 7:05 PM (gates open at 6) and the first 1,000 fans will receive a hat--courtesy of Backus and Windham Hospitals. Ticket info, directions to Dodd Stadium, etc. can be obtained by visiting the team's website: www.cttigers.com ..........Congrats to my good friend--former Cubs infielder Carmen Fanzone--for recently having a "Hot Doug" sausage named after him at the Wrigley Field concession area. Doug Sohn, who formerly ran a hot dog stand on N. California Ave. in Chicago, recently started offering his famous sausages at Wrigley and named them after three of his favorite players he followed as a youth: Dave Kingman, Rick Reuschel, and Fanzone. Anyone out there feeling HUNGRY? The 'Kingman' is a bacon cheeseburger sausage with cola BBQ sauce and sharp cheddar cheese. The 'Reuschel' choice features an atomic sausage with chipotle mustard and pepper jack cheese. And the 'Fanzone' variety is a Vienna Polish sausage with spicy brown mustard and carmelized onions. My only question is THIS: With a last name like "Fanzone", how could that choice be prepared with Polish sausage instead of ITALIAN? Regardless, my stomach is growling as I write this; congrats again, Mr. Fanzone!..........ITEM: S.D. Chargers QB Philip Rivers signs a 4-year contract extension worth approximately $85 million (about $21 million per season). If my math is correct--and figuring Rivers connects with receivers perhaps 350 times per season--he will earn approximately $60,000 PER COMPLETION. Nice work if you can get it, huh?..........*Here goes: Just imagine if former LPGA Tour winner Tammie Green married current PGA golfer/recent PGA Championship winner Jason Day. Fans of a certain punk/pop band would surely be delighted as she'd be navigating golf courses with the full married name of Tammie Green Day..........If anyone out there DIDN'T get choked up when K.C. Chiefs safety Eric Berry (who was diagnosed with Hodgkin's lymphoma last December) took the field vs. the Cardinals this past weekend, check your pulse and see your OWN doctor IMMEDIATELY..........ITEM: N.Y. Jets QB Geno Smith gets punched in the face, breaks his jaw, and then is spotted winging the football around with friends two days after surgery--AGAINST doctor's orders. Now I know Smith was an English major at WVU and is a pretty bright guy. But I'm TOTALLY convinced that he has NEVER heard of a very popular term that is extremely familiar to most of us: "COMMON SENSE". Sheesh, Geno--c'mon........Speaking of Smith (and NOT to make light of ANY type of injury): If the "powers that be" of the N.Y. Jets have ANY type of sense of humor, the theme from "Jaws" will be played over the PA system every time Smith takes the field (that's IF he takes the field) during the upcoming 2015 season..........Answer to trivia question: JUAN GONZALEZ (140), JIM THOME (124), and ROBERTO ALOMAR (100)..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former University of Kentucky offensive line coach John Jacob Hallum ("Jake")--who passed away recently at the age of 76. "Jake" was the OL coach under Jerry Claiborne at Kentucky for eight years; he previously held the same position under Claiborne at Maryland for ten years. Hallum went on to do some NFL scouting work for the Eagles, Patriots, and Browns and was universally known for his intense attention to detail/highly-respected work ethic. Perhaps "Jake's" greatest football accomplishment was the development of former Kentucky lineman Dermontti Dawson--who would play 13 seasons with the Pittsburgh Steelers and be inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame in 2012. Hallum is survived by his wife, Mable, and two sons--Todd and Bart. May Coach Hallum rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 8/1/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Fri, 07 Aug 2015 05:35:00 +0000

As promised, a continuation of the last column--some memorable nicknames I've been privy to since I began following baseball......

*Don "Stan the Man Unusual" Stanhouse: Used mostly as a reliever in the 70's and 80's with four different teams. Was an All-Star in '79 while with the AL-champ O's and picked up 64 saves in his career. Was VERY flaky--hence the nickname (did pre-game wacky antics to entertain fans, clubhouse pranks, etc.) Also had a hairstyle that reminded one of a full-grown poodle whenever he donned a hat. Finally, was also called "FULL PACK" by Earl Weaver due to the amount of cigarettes Weaver would smoke while watching Stanhouse walk batters he wasn't fond of facing..........
*Steve "Psycho" Lyons: Had three stints with the Red Sox between 1985 and 1993--a utility guy who could play every position; was actually traded for Tom Seaver in 1986. Supposedly was coined the nickname by former teammate Marc Sullivan--who was SPOT ON. Remember when he slid headfirst into first base in 1990--then dropped his drawers on national TV in order get the dirt out? Funniest part was when females then started waving dollar bills at him as he left the field. Another major prankster--who had a LOTTA fun playing the game. The man possesses some good broadcasting ability, as well..........
*Jim "Mudcat" Grant: Pitched 14 seasons between 1958 and 1971--one of the few guys in history who both WON 20 games in a season (1965) and SAVED 20 games in a season (1970). Also won TWO games in the '65 World Series as a member of the Twins; was a two-time All-Star who completed 89 games in his career while spending time with seven teams. Earned the nickname during a spring training in the 60's from a guy who thought he resembled an ugly catfish (NOT in a flattering way--a Mississippi Mudcat); was soon shortened to "Mudcat"--a nickname he ultimately came to embrace. A friend of mine knew a guy who called him "Wildcat Muddy" Grant--a great nickname, as well..........
*John "T-Bone" Shelby: An outfielder who played 11 seasons with the O's, Dodgers, and Tigers between 1981 and '91; solid defensively. Has two WS rings ('83 O's/'88 Dodgers). Shelby once went 0-for-10 in an extra-inning game vs. Houston--yes, very difficult to do! Some thought he was nicknamed "T-Bone" due to his slight frame; Shelby says that he grew up being known as "T" (his middle initial)--but a teammate started calling him "T-Bone" at one point and it stuck. Hated it at first--grew to love it..........
*Dennis "Oil Can" Boyd: Was listed at 6'1" tall and about 150 pounds (maybe after a couple of HUGE meals); pitched 10 seasons between '82 and '91--mostly for the Red Sox. Won a combined 31 games for the Sox in '85 and '86 while pitching almost 500 innings; was never the same pitcher after that. Most people think he received the nickname because he liked to drink beer ("oil") during his younger days in Mississippi. Truth is he preferred WHISKEY, and was once caught drinking some "moonshine" out of an oil can--hence the nickname. The man basically NEVER retired--playing in the minors, Puerto Rico, Mexico--you name it; even considered a major league comeback just a few years ago. Admitted being high on drugs very often while pitching; yes--a "loose cannon" if there ever was one..........
Ron "The Penguin" Cey: A member of many good Dodgers teams in the 70's; played 17 seasons for three different teams and hit over 300 home runs. Was an All-Star yearly from '74-'79 and was as durable as they come--averaging an impressive 154 games per season between 1973 and 1980. Many people believe Tommy Lasorda coined the nickname due to his ALWAYS yelling out, "C'mon, Penguin!" during Dodgers games. Actually, Cey was given the nickname by his college coach as a freshman--due to his unique body-type and the waddling nature of his running/walking style. Couldn't run, of course--stealing a TOTAL of 24 bases over the 17-year span..........
*Phil "The Vulture" Regan: Pitched 13 seasons between 1960 and 1972 for four different teams; used mainly in relief during the second half of his career. Received the nickname from the great Sandy Koufax in 1966--a year in which Regan went 14-1 out of the bullpen. Regan had an uncanny ability that season to enter games late--with either his team tied or behind--and somehow come away with the victory. Yes, he snatched wins like a "vulture." Had a TON of coaching jobs since retirement (college, MLB, winter ball etc.), and is given credit for the development of many of the NY Mets' young arms as the pitching coach for the St. Lucie Mets..........
*Bill "Spaceman" Lee: Rumor has it that former teammate John Kennedy coined him with the nickname after hearing Lee talk about the space program with reporters; the nickname stuck and became TOTALLY APPROPRIATE due to this guy's eccentric personality. Need proof? He once threatened to bite off an umpire's ear and also ran for U.S. President as a member of the Rhinoceros Party; yeah--the man is flat out NUTS. Recently, he also said he doesn't own a watch, PC, or cell phone, either. But the guy could pitch, too. Won 17 games THREE years in a row for the Red Sox ('73-'75) and threw 72 complete games over a 14-year career with Boston and Montreal. Also came up with his own version of the famed "eeephus pitch" which he called the "Leephus pitch"--lobbed highly in the air to batters. Still appears at Red Sox fantasy camps and has pitched in various celebrity/charity games at a VERY advanced age--and still offers a ton of zaniness wherever he goes. Seriously, does that SURPRISE you? One of a kind--certifiably crazy.........
*George "The Stork" Theodore: Another "flaky" kinda guy (y'know--a free spirit), he spent only two years in the "bigs" with the Mets--hitting just .219 in almost 200 at-bats. Best known for a BRUTAL outfield collision with fellow outfielder Don Hahn in 1973 in which Theodore dislocated a hip. Supposedly received the nickname from Tidewater teammate Jim Gosger due to Theodore's gangly frame/appearance (he was 6'4"); yes--all arms and legs while wearing glasses. Received a Masters degree in the 70's and then went into the social work field for a very long time. I remember watching the Hahn/Theodore collision live at the time; my OWN hip still hurts when I watch replays to this day..........
*John "The Duke" Wathan: No, he did NOT get the nickname because his hitting exploits reminded people of Duke Snider (Wathan hit .262 lifetime with just 21 HR's). Supposedly, he did an AMAZING impersonation of John Wayne which left teammates spellbound each and every time he mimicked "The Duke"; the nickname was inevitable for this guy. Dealt with some major tragedy when his mother was stabbed to death in 1979 by his step-brother; amazingly, Wathan somehow bounced back and hit .305 in 1980--maybe his best year in the majors. Wathan's claim to fame? He stole 36 bases in 1982--breaking the single-season record for catchers set by Ray Schalk way back in 1916. Later, he managed the Twins and Angels for parts of six seasons and had many other jobs in baseball; also had two sons who played professionally..........
*Lenny "Nails" Dykstra: People believe he received the nickname because he was "tough as nails" on the baseball field (which he WAS), but it originated from Dykstra throwing strikes at a bowling alley when he was young; a friend simply said he was throwing "nails" at the time. In any case, 'twas the PERFECT nickname as he was intense as anyone and never donned a clean uniform. Led the NL in hits TWICE as a member of the Phils ('90 and '93) and hit .285 lifetime over a 12-year career with the Mets and Philadelphia. Sadly, he was named in the Mitchell Report regarding steroid use and later would have HUGE problems legally: allegations of sexual assault, bankruptcy fraud, grand theft auto, identity theft, and more (did some jail time along the way). Career just fizzled out once he reached 30; very sad story regarding a guy who had tons of talent..........
Finally, *"Wild Bill" Hagy: No, he didn't play the game, but those who remember this Oriole legend won't forget him--and probably will smile a lot, too. A beer-guzzling taxi driver, he would spell out O-R-I-O-L-E-S with his body at games during the 70's/80's in the upper deck at Memorial Stadium; he soon grew to be such a cult legend at games that the stadium personnel allowed him to do it on top of the DUGOUT. Scruffy beard, cowboy hat, beer-belly--there was NO mistaking "Wild Bill." So much fun to watch--and the team seemed to rally behind this guy at times! Reportedly, he later became disillusioned with the Orioles because they wouldn't let him bring his own beer into the stadium; he also despised the "new-breed" of uppity fan that Camden Yards catered to in the early 90's. Died in the summer of 2007 after being found unresponsive by a roommate. In the Baltimore Orioles Hall of Fame--and well-deserved; an unforgettable character who contributed greatly to the FUN of the game--which is sadly lacking at the present time.

Perhaps even more great nicknames to come down the road, folks; thanks for reading..........

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 7/18/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 22 Jul 2015 05:24:00 +0000

It seems like baseball nicknames are becoming extinct. Sure, names like "The Panda" and "King Felix" are currently recognizable, but clever monikers just aren't as prevalent--or as FUN--as they once were. I thought I'd recall some of the more memorable ones I've come across since I started following baseball:

*Jim "Catfish" Hunter: A Hall of Famer who won 200 games before the age of 31; the 5-year, $3 million contract with the Yankees in the 70's was HUGE NEWS at the time. A "money" pitcher who accumulated five WS rings. No real truth to the idea that his nickname may have had something to do with his rural upbringing on a farm and/or interest in fishing; A's owner Charles O. Finley simply liked "Catfish"--and it stuck. Sadly, he died of ALS at a very young age..........
*Dick "Dirt" Tidrow: A former pitcher who began his career as a starter, then adjusted to the relief role. A member of two Yankees championship squads, the bushy mustache--along with NO desire to appear on the cover of GQ--earned him that nickname. 100 wins over a 13-year career..........
*Pete "Charlie Hustle" Rose: Regardless of what you think of the man as a human being, he left it ALL on the field--EVERY day. I mean--SPRINTING to first base on a walk? Head first slides? I truly believe if it weren't for the way he played the game, we'd RARELY even HEAR the term "hustle" anymore--in ANY sport. People credit Whitey Ford for coming up with the nickname..........
*Al "The Mad Hungarian" Hrabosky: Is that a politically correct nickname? Regardless, he spent 13 years in the "bigs" and pitched in 307 games--all but ONE as a reliever. Was almost unhittable in 1975 while with the Cards--giving up 72 hits in almost 100 innings while pitching to a 1.66 ERA. Had the unforgettable routine of taking a deep breath, pounding the ball into his glove, and storming to the mound to face batters; if you saw it, you'll never forget it. The Fu Manchu mustache just added to his wild presence; was given the nickname by a member of the Cards' front office..........
*John "Boog" Powell: People tend to forget he won an MVP award in 1970 and hit 339 HR's over 17 seasons. A four-time All Star, he supposedly received the nickname from his Dad--an offshoot of "buggers" (a term for kids who were familiar with mischief in the South). Also made a name for himself in retirement--running Boog's BBQ at Camden Yards and making some AWESOME Lite Beer commercials (remember the one with Numazawa?)..........
*Mark "The Bird" Fidrych: Took the baseball world by storm in '76 as a 21-year old--leading the league in CG, ERA, and also winning the Rookie of the Year award; that season did a number on his arm, as well--which would limit the length of his career to only parts of 5 seasons. He'd groom the pitching mound, talk to the ball, and sprint to the dugout--a man who OOZED enthusiasm. Received the nickname in the minors from a coach who thought he resembled "Big Bird" from Sesame Street. Sadly, he died in a farm-related accident in 2009; a TRULY unforgettable character..........
*Walt "No Neck" Williams: Played in the "bigs" from 1964-'75 with four teams--including the Yankees. Only 5'6" tall, he had an incredibly muscular frame but a VERY short neck--reportedly the result of an injection he received as a child. .270 lifetime hitter who didn't strike out much. "No Neck" was a good defensive player, too--who always had a smile on his face. Ended his playing career in Japan (1976-'77).........
*Lee William "Buzz" Capra: Spent 7 seasons with the Mets and Braves between 1971 and 1977; arm troubles caused his career to come to a halt before the age of 30. Braves fans won't forget 1974, though: He won 16 games and led the NL in ERA (2.28) while being named to the All-Star squad. He pitched well over 200 innings that season--FIVE times as many innings as he had pitched in ANY previous season (umm--yes, a RECIPE for arm trouble/disaster). No, he did NOT acquire the nickname due to any perceived partying that he did; supposedly, he swung a baseball bat wildly as a kid--like a buzzsaw--and the nickname was ultimately shortened to "Buzz." Spent time as a pitching coach after his career ended..........
*Jimmy "The Toy Cannon" Wynn: He was listed at 5'10 " (NOT!) and maybe 170 pounds, but MAN could he hit the ball--and FAR. Hit 30 or more HR's in a season three times and almost 300 in his career (during the 60's/70's). Once hit a HR in his hometown of Cincy that cleared a HUGE scoreboard and landed on Interstate 75 (some believe it's STILL traveling). Given the nickname by a Houston sportswriter back in the 60's (due to his frame/immense power); at first, Jimmy didn't like it--not fully knowing its true meaning. He grew to appreciate the moniker when he realized it was originally coined to be very complimentary of his strength..........
*John "Blue Moon" Odom: A pitcher for 13 seasons (mostly for Oakland) who was fast on his feet, as well--sometimes used as a pinch-runner. Two-time All-Star ('68 and '69) who won 31 games over that two-year span; was also a stellar pitcher in Oakland's postseason runs in the early 70's. He hated the nickname--given to him by an ex-classmate due to his round face; had a rough time (legally, etc.) following his baseball career..........
*Carlton "Pudge" Fisk: I guess he received the nickname due to being a bit chubby as a child; filled out, though, as an adult--actually looking very gangly to me when he played (was a tall catcher). The nickname didn't bother him as he played a remarkable 24 seasons and was elected to the Hall of Fame in 2000..........
*Rich "Goose" Gossage: Another Hall of Famer (nicknames MUST help)--pitched 22 years. Led AL in saves three times and had over 300 in his career (not a one or two out pitcher, either). Seems like he was all "arms and legs" when delivering the pitch; former teammate Tom Bradley said he looked like a goose when taking signs from the catcher. Wrote a biography called The Goose Is Loose..........
*Larvell "Sugar Bear" Blanks: A very versatile infielder who played nine seasons between '72 and '80. A TX native, he was able to play one year in his home state with the Rangers in 1979. Was coined the nickname while in the minor leagues by former teammates Darrell Evans and Ralph Garr due to his approach at the plate; I guess he had a "sweet" swing at the time..........
*Sean "The Mayor" Casey: The man played 12 seasons (mostly in Cincy) and was a lifetime .302 hitter; hit .410 in four postseason series, too. Received the nickname due to his VERY sociable nature--being known to talk NON-STOP to base runners while playing first base. Having seen/heard him on telecasts following his career, he'll STILL talk to anyone who's willing to listen. I can only assume that he's not into politics right now because he's a guy who possesses a significant amount of integrity..........
*Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson: One of the tallest pitchers in history, he supposedly was given the nickname by former teammate Tim Raines after a collision in batting practice with the 6'10" pitcher. 303 wins over 22 seasons and one of the NASTIEST lefties (vs. lefties) ever. Just ask John Kruk..........
*Tom "The Blade" Hall: A very decent pitcher in the 60's and 70's who compiled a .612 W-L% over a ten-year career; went 10-1 for the '72 Reds pitching mostly in relief. Nickname originated from his slender (I mean REALLY slender) build--he was 6 feet tall and "listed" at 150 pounds. Yes, it's been said that he had to move around in the shower just to get WET; now THAT is skinny, folks..........

Many more great nicknames come to mind; I guess a follow-up column (or two) is in order. Hope it brought back some great memories, folks..............

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 7/4/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Thu, 09 Jul 2015 06:07:00 +0000

I used to think that watching Calvin Murphy shooting free throws was the ultimate thing of beauty. That all changed the other day when I saw a recent picture of a bikini-clad Eva Longoria on the beaches of Spain during a break from a charity gala. You live and learn--right, folks?..........TRIVIA QUESTION: Who was the last member of the Toronto Blue Jays to lead the American League in hits? Answer to follow..........ITEM: A dating site strictly for Kentucky fans is about to launch; searchable profiles will go live on July 15th. One slogan that the site should NOT use, in regard to the quality of dates, is "ONE AND DONE"--aka the John Calipari recruitment philosophy..........Just imagine if Bowdoin College Associate Athletic Director Alice Wiercinski married wide receiver Riley Cooper of the Philadelphia Eagles. *Question: Do you think she'd be happy when "school's out" with the married name of Alice Cooper?..........Call me crazy (or is it a sign of aging?), but the endorphins acquired during a 10K power-walk now beat a "beer buzz" ANY day of the week..........Do you think the game of professional golf gets a tad more difficult after the age of 40? Former Masters champion Mike Weir (now 45) has played 17 tournaments so far on this year's PGA Tour and has made ONE cut--that being at the CIMB Classic which was played at the end of OCTOBER..........ITEM: Green Bay Packers TE Andrew Quarless becomes involved in an argument with some women in Miami this past Saturday and proceeds to fire two shots out of a .45 caliber handgun (no one was injured). According to reports, one woman claimed that Quarless did it simply to demonstrate his "manhood." Umm--call me judgmental, folks, but firing a gun around unsuspecting women at 5:30 in the morning doesn't make ANY male much of a man AT ALL. Ahhh--but he sure started his Fourth of July with a "bang", right? (sorry, folks).........Oh--one more thing about Quarless. Former TE Anthony Becht--now a talented NFL analyst and regular guest on "Thursday Night Tailgate"--tweeted the following this past weekend about the troubled Packers player: "I don't know about Andrew Quarless being the best TE, but he sure is one of the DUMBEST."..........Reach for the TUMS, Red Sox fans: Following last Sunday's win vs. Houston, DH David Ortiz was hitting .148 from the 7th inning on in games played this season. O.K.--maybe something STRONGER than TUMS, huh?..........My take on the current MLB All-Star voting process? Put it this way: When K.C. SS Alcides Escobar receives 9 million MORE votes than a guy like Xander Bogaerts, there's something TERRIBLY flawed with the system, folks..........The New York Post's Steve Serby--writing the other day about idiotic decisions by guys like Jason Pierre-Paul of the Giants and various other NFL players in general: "Q: When do these guys grow up? A: The Twelfth of Never."..........Did you know that the 1987 Cleveland Indians had THREE players on the squad with 30 or more home runs (Joe Carter, Brook Jacoby and Cory Snyder)--and STILL lost over 100 games under managers Pat Corrales and Doc Edwards? Ah, yes--it had to be the pitching, right? Yep--the staff's team ERA was a robust 5.28 that season--dead last in the American League..........Answer to trivia question: VERNON WELLS--whose total of 215 in 2003 was the highest in either league that year..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former Virginia Tech athletic director/Penn St. football player Jim Weaver--who passed away recently; he was 70 and had suffered from Parkinson's disease. After graduating from PSU, Weaver had positions in athletic administration at Florida, UNLV, and Western Michigan before landing in Blacksburg. Weaver was highly-instrumental in Virginia Tech's moves to the Big East and ACC; in particular, the football program flourished greatly under Weaver's reign. Jim was very aware of the importance of facility upgrades, too--overseeing projects at Tech that totaled over $200 million. He retired in 2013 due to a variety of health issues. Jim Weaver is survived by his wife, Traci, and four sons: Cole, Craig, Josh, and Paul. May Mr. Weaver rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - - 6/20/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 24 Jun 2015 04:12:00 +0000

ITEM: Lovely actress Charlize Theron reportedly ends her engagement to actor Sean Penn. Message to Ms. Theron: Sports columnists--although most couldn't afford to purchase the STRAP on a Louis Vuitton handbag--are very loyal and make EXCELLENT boyfriend material..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 2001 Oakland Athletics--who finished 102-60 under manager Art Howe--had THREE players on the squad who scored 100+ runs apiece. Can you name this talented trio? Answer to follow..........The definition of "security": We all know that Nats pitcher Max Scherzer signed a long-term contract a few months ago for over $200 million. But can anyone out there fathom JUST the SIGNING BONUS: $5 million this year and $15 million EACH YEAR in 2019, 2020, and 2021?..........Did you know that the four main starting pitchers for the 2003 Cincinnati Reds had a combined W-L record of 17-44 and a robust, collective ERA of 5.54? Suffice it to say that it wasn't the best of years for pitchers Ryan Dempster, Danny Graves, Jimmy Haynes, and Paul Wilson--and one of the various reasons why the squad finished 24 games under .500..........I had the opportunity to chat/reminisce with former NFL quarterback Dan Pastorini last week, or as my Dad used to refer to him as: DANTE ANTHONY PASTORINI. Yes, now THAT'S Italian, folks..........So saddened to hear about the tragic death of former MLB player Darryl Hamilton--the victim of an apparent murder-suicide. I had the privilege of interviewing Darryl on "Monday Night Sports Talk" a few years ago--a true gentleman who was very generous with his time. We kept in touch--as he desired to come on the show at any time--and I considered the man a casual friend. A very talented player who batted .291 over a 13-year career with various teams, he'll be remembered for more than just his athletic ability. My MNST co-host Tony DeAngelo commenting on Hamilton: "Darryl Hamilton was one of our first 'major' guests on 'Monday Night Sports Talk' and I'll admit: I was NERVOUS when I called the Commissioner's office and asked to speak with him. I was greeted by a man who could not have been more appreciative, kind, punctual, and professional--and I will never forget that." Yes, you'll be missed greatly, Mr. Hamilton..........ITEM: Hip-hop mogul Sean "Diddy" Combs is arrested on charges of assault with a deadly weapon (kettlebell) after he goes after one of his son's football coaches at UCLA--who was admonishing the kid at practice. Former NFL Pro Bowl lineman Leon Searcy chimes in with this: "Why, Diddy--WHY? You just made it harder for your kid. They're gonna eat his %$# up in the locker room. So what if they yelled and screamed at your kid--it's FOOTBALL. You don't like it? I'm sure there's a badminton team on campus that he could join."..........Former pitcher Pedro Martinez will have his # 45 jersey retired by the Red Sox on July 28th--a well-deserved honor. His numbers in Boston were ASTOUNDING, but perhaps most impressive is THIS: Between 1998 and 2003, Pedro's ERA was NEVER above 2.89 in a season. And yes--this was in a league that incorporated the DH and during an era when PED's were rampant. Simply remarkable, folks..........*O.K.--here goes: New Zealand lawyer Jane Northwood marries British martial artist James Southwood, divorces, marries former competitive PGA golfer Bob Eastwood--divorces again--then walks down the aisle with current PGA player Lee Westwood. She would then be providing legal advice with the catchy, full-married name of Jane Northwood Southwood Eastwood Westwood..........ITEM: Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia keeps a 6-liter Methuselah of Ace of Spades champagne (valued at $7,000) in the Yankee clubhouse in order to celebrate A-ROID's recent 3,000th career hit. The aforementioned Tony DeAngelo: "And to think that in the old days, these guys would simply buy a six-pack of beer and bring it back to their hotel room."..........FACT: Red Sox pitcher Rick Porcello's salary will RISE about $8 million in 2016 from the current value of $12.5 million per year; at press time, he was 4-8 with an ERA of 5.61. And I sincerely apologize to ALL those Sox fans who just had a meal before reading this; pass the TUMS..........Answer to trivia question: JASON GIAMBI (109), JOHNNY DAMON (108), and MIGUEL TEJADA (107)..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former NFL kicker Danny Villanueva--who passed away recently of a stroke at the age of 77. One of the league's first Latino kickers, Villanueva spent eight seasons in the league with the Rams and Cowboys between 1960 and 1967; the final game of his career was the famed "Ice Bowl" played between the Cowboys and Packers. A graduate of New Mexico State (where he remains a member of the NMSU Athletics Hall of Fame), Danny later became a pioneer of Spanish-language television--being part-owner of a chain that would later become known as Univision. He also founded an investment firm and was well-known for giving back financially to his alma mater--having donated several million dollars. One of his largest gifts went toward funding the Fulton Athletic Center at NMSU and also establishing the Danny Villanueva Scholarship endowment. May this special, giving individual rest in peace.

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup" - - - -6/6/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Wed, 10 Jun 2015 20:42:00 +0000

Summertime Memories

As summertime approaches, I'm reminded of those warm days from long ago when it was all about ONE thing (at least for myself AND friends): BASEBALL. Some vivid memories I had as a kid that often rise to the surface:

*the smell of hot dogs at the Derby (CT) Little League snack bar
*having those same hot dogs bought for me by my LL coach whenever I pitched a good game
*shagging fly balls for HOURS during summer vacation (daytime)--with only a 64-oz. bottle of Pepsi to fuel us
*the exhilaration of knowing we would be shagging fly balls ONCE AGAIN the following day
*the camaraderie among friends--getting along with each other because, well, there was no other CHOICE
*how GOOD a case of sunburn felt after a day of hitting/chasing fly balls at Emmett O'Brien H.S. (CT)
*cool dips in a neighbor's swimming pool after chasing fly balls each day
*stopping play during "road games" whenever the Good Humor man would arrive daily
*using rocks as bases during backyard games
*the joy associated with catching your first SKY HIGH fly ball
*NOT choking up on a Wiffle ball bat
*kneeling in an on-deck circle for the first time--and trying to stay balanced
*how HUGE a Little League field appeared to a 9-year-old
*my very first 'Pitch-Back' net/screen
*visiting the batting cages in Milford (CT) whenever we could come up with a few bucks
*trying chewing tobacco (wrapped in bubble gum, like Rod Carew) for the first time--and getting violently ill
*Wiffle ball games NIGHTLY--after dinner--at a neighbor's "field"
*my Dad--still perspiring after a day in the "sweatshop", but still willing to play catch with me
*just having a catch with ANYONE--and the pure joy that two gloves and a baseball could bring
*occasional trips to West Haven to watch minor league baseball
*the excitement of checking box scores daily
*very few arguments among the neighborhood gang when calling pitches on the "honor system"
*getting my first "raspberry" on my backside
*chewing on the leather strings of baseball gloves
*trying to imitate Willie Stargell's pre-pitch antics at the plate while at LL games
*making sundials in the dirt at sandlots in order to get home for dinner on time
*getting home on time for dinner in order to be ALLOWED to play the next day
*keeping score in the dirt at those same sandlot games
*the smell of fresh-cut grass while fielding ground balls
*my Dad putting spotlights in our backyard so we could play Wiffle ball AT NIGHT
*my very first baseball glove--a Vada Pinson model
*4th of July MLB doubleheaders (NOT day-night/separate admission ones)
*my Dad ALWAYS providing me with chewing gum before a baseball game
*Wiffle ball tournaments at the Pine Street playground in Derby (CT)--with my coach, Leo, calling me "Babe"
*the excitement when any relative came to watch me play a baseball game
*my Dad wearing his tiny glove while playing catch with me--an old Red Schoendienst model
*my Mom's distinct voice--calling my name (Bobby!!) at dinnertime whenever I was playing a game a few houses away
*foot blisters from wearing stirrup socks that were too thin
*the sound of a neighbor's Dad whistling for him (LOUDLY) when it was time for dinner
*the aroma of my Mom's sauce wafting through the neighborhood as I ran home from a stickball game
*the TASTE of my Mom's sauce while carbo-loading after an energetic day filled with baseball
*breaking baseball bats and putting screws in them in order to CONTINUE using them
*the voices of Lindsey Nelson, Bob Murphy, and Ralph Kiner in the background (on Mets telecasts) as we played stickball in the street
*the sound of cleats on the dugout steps
*looking for the best buy on tennis balls at Caldor before playing stickball games
*folding our baseball caps and placing them in our back pockets--like the big-leaguers did
*Phil Rizzuto wishing a "Happy 90th birthday" to someone on Yankees telecasts
*Phil Rizzuto thanking someone for sending cannolis up to the broadcast booth
*trips to Hardee's in Derby (CT) at night to get a soda after a long day of playing baseball/soaking up sun
*stickball games played in the front AND back of Bradley School in Derby (CT)
*the sound of crickets at night while we were STILL playing ball
*the expression "It's too hot" NEVER being uttered by any kid in our neighborhood
*my Dad giving me his resin bag when I pitched--the small one he used for bowling
*wearing baseball hats/helmets of our favorite teams while playing baseball games
*making a Wiffle ball do strange things while pitching to friends
*the smell of a freshly-oiled baseball glove
*using electrical tape on Wiffle ball bats--just to make them look "cooler"
*bus trips with my Dad to Yankee Stadium
*blisters while wearing certain brands of baseball spikes--no matter WHAT socks you wore
*hitting "fungoes" until our hands bled--then changing hitters
*amazement at how my Mom was able to remove grass stains from baseball pants
*Finally, the joy of being able to reminisce in a column like this.

Enjoy the summer of '15, folks...................

"Lazzari's Sports Roundup - - - -5/23/15

noreply@blogger.com (Bob Lazzari) — Thu, 28 May 2015 06:47:00 +0000

Did you know that former major leaguer Joe Lefebvre hit 13 triples in his career--with eight of them coming in ONE season (1983)? His total led the Phillies that season--even though he started the year as a member of the Padres. Joe played six seasons in the 'bigs' between 1980 and 1986 as a member of the Yankees, Padres, and Phillies and would retire at the age of 30..........TRIVIA QUESTION: The 1996 Chicago White Sox--who finished 85-77 under manager Terry Bevington--had three players on the squad who drove in 100+ runs. Can you name this hard-hitting trio? Answer to follow..........I recently had the pleasure of interviewing former N.Y. Yankees pitcher Fritz Peterson--who played with the club from 1966-1974. An extremely pleasant and "colorful" individual, Fritz mentioned his new book: When The Yankees Were on the Fritz: Revisiting the Horace Clarke Era; it's filled with many great stories that occurred during some "no-so-great" Yankee seasons. It's simply a "must-read" for New York fans who followed the team in the 60/70's--remembering names such as Clarke, Stottlemyre, Bahnsen, and Munson. It'll surely bring back some memories and foster laughs along the way; check it out at www.amazon.com.......... If Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia is worth $23 million per season at this juncture, then supermodel Elle Macpherson has never EVER looked good in a swimsuit..........Are you of the opinion that men's tennis is continuing a downward spiral here in America? Put it this way: At last glance, there were just THREE Americans in the ATP's top 50 rankings: John Isner (#16), Jack Sock (#37), and Sam Querrey (#38). Ouch..........Congratulations go out to Eastern CT State University soccer player Jon DeCasanova--who recently received a Bob Casey Courage Award at the CSWA's Gold Key Dinner in Southington. Jon was diagnosed with aplastic anemia in 2012 followed by a lymphoma diagnosis in the spring of 2013; some doctors gave him very little chance of surviving. However, Jon refused to cave in to negativity, certain doctors' opinions, and doubters. Amazingly, he was able to play out his collegiate career last fall and pursue his degree in Sports & Leisure Management. Yes--he's one very special and brave young man; I look forward to talking to Jon soon and sharing more of his wonderful story. Keep fighting, Jon, and best wishes..........ITEM: Rutgers football player Darian Daily is arrested in Sarasota County for armed robbery of a bicyclist at 2 A.M. this past weekend. Call me judgmental, but can ANYONE out there recall ANYTHING good ever happening after midnight in Florida involving a college football player?..........*Fact: Since signing an 8-year, $184 million extension with the Twins in 2010 ($23 million per season), Joe Mauer has hit less than 40 home runs (TOTAL) and averaged below 60 RBI's per season. If he was around today, I'd imagine Frankie Frisch (aka "The Fordham Flash") would be saying something like, "Oh--those LONG TERM CONTRACTS!"..........O.K.--you asked for it (well, SOME of you did): UL-Lafayette basketball player Kia Wilridge marries former Southern Oregon QB Austin Dodge, divorces, marries former MLB pitcher Jose Mercedes--divorces again--then walks down the aisle with former MLB pitcher Mike Lincoln. Fans of various automobiles would surely delight in her full married name of Kia Dodge Mercedes Lincoln..........Answer to trivia question: FRANK THOMAS (134), ROBIN VENTURA (105), and DANNY TARTABULL (101)..........Finally, condolences go out to the family of former Harlem Globetrotters legend Marques Haynes--who passed away recently in Plano, Texas at the age of 89. Known for his legendary ball-handling and dribbling skills, Marques was a key member of a very competitive Globetrotters squad (they could beat ANYONE) in the 40's and 50's; he later enjoyed a stint with the team in the 70's when showmanship was at the forefront. It is estimated that Haynes traveled more than four million miles in his career--playing in over 12,000 games in 100 different countries. When I was a very young boy, I remember my Dad taking me to see Haynes--who was in Connecticut to make some appearances/perform exhibitions. I've never forgotten that day--how I saw a man do things with a basketball that I (or my DAD) thought were impossible. And to this day, Haynes is responsible for my fascination with the great "Pistol" Pete Maravich--my boyhood idol whose own showmanship will never be surpassed. Hell, I'm sure the two of them are talking about some of the "tricks of the trade" in a much better place at the current moment. Marques Haynes was the first Globetrotter ever elected into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame in Springfield (in 1998); he'll always be considered one of basketball's greatest ambassadors. May you rest in peace, Mr. Haynes.