tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-79107648605594450672011-11-28T07:43:18.776+08:00BOB ONG QUOTES | PINOY GREEN AND DIRTY JOKES | PINOY RUDE JOKES | BEST PINOY LOVE QUOTES | ILOCANO JOKES &amp; QUOTES | FRIENDSHIP QUOTES | ROMANTIC TEXT MESSAGESRaymundnoreply@blogger.comBlogger298125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-49614708604069898272011-11-21T15:47:00.004+08:002011-11-21T17:32:36.523+08:002011-11-21T17:32:36.523+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oxBsD2-czOODai3mxWyU4Me5B2o/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oxBsD2-czOODai3mxWyU4Me5B2o/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oxBsD2-czOODai3mxWyU4Me5B2o/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oxBsD2-czOODai3mxWyU4Me5B2o/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">“Alam mo ba ang pinagkaiba ng mga bulag at ng mga nakakakita? Hindi alam ng mga nakakakita kung kelan sila bulag.”<br /> <br /> <b><u><a href="http://www.justontop.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">MORE</a></u></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-4961470860406989827?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/kADZeYhNuI8" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-9.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-40983629221086469462011-11-21T15:45:00.002+08:002011-11-21T15:48:18.061+08:002011-11-21T15:48:18.061+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pz-4GNEhAQarKzNEQQB16kcyzv4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pz-4GNEhAQarKzNEQQB16kcyzv4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pz-4GNEhAQarKzNEQQB16kcyzv4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/pz-4GNEhAQarKzNEQQB16kcyzv4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">“Minsan, kailangang ituro ng mundo sa’yo ang tama sa paraang masasaktan ka para matandaan mo.”<br /> <br /> <b><u><a href="http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-9.html" target="_blank">NEXT</a></u></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-4098362922108646946?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/kilcHmjSK_E" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-8.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-48197446751632665632011-11-21T15:43:00.003+08:002011-11-21T15:46:55.731+08:002011-11-21T15:46:55.731+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l9-dRau4y8lGFQJRsEN9Gka-I3s/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l9-dRau4y8lGFQJRsEN9Gka-I3s/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l9-dRau4y8lGFQJRsEN9Gka-I3s/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/l9-dRau4y8lGFQJRsEN9Gka-I3s/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">"Hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay<br /> kasinungalingan na ito. at hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay<br /> katotohanan. "<br /> <br /> <b><u><a href="http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-8.html" target="_blank">NEXT</a></u></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-4819744675163266563?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/HhXdgKWkdNU" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-7.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-37567017507814768792011-11-21T15:41:00.002+08:002011-11-21T15:44:49.074+08:002011-11-21T15:44:49.074+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SCkC4W_-dqqR7Men5RpEcXo2qfE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SCkC4W_-dqqR7Men5RpEcXo2qfE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SCkC4W_-dqqR7Men5RpEcXo2qfE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/SCkC4W_-dqqR7Men5RpEcXo2qfE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">“Maraming tao dito ang mas malungkot pa sa taong nakatira sa buwan. Saka hindi naman kailangan ng maraming tao para makabuo ng mundo e. Minsan, isang tao lang ang kasama mo, buo na ang mundong kailangan mo habambuhay.”<br /> <br /> <b><u><a href="http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-7.html" target="_blank">NEXT</a></u></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-3756701750781476879?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/QEmixCiyQug" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-6.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-1657323164103802552011-11-21T15:34:00.003+08:002011-11-21T15:42:58.173+08:002011-11-21T15:42:58.173+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eEiO20QIN-LyDyWthxp3Y57voh0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eEiO20QIN-LyDyWthxp3Y57voh0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eEiO20QIN-LyDyWthxp3Y57voh0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/eEiO20QIN-LyDyWthxp3Y57voh0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">“Sa kolehiyo, maraming impluwensya ang makikita. Masama o mabuti man ito. Wag mo isisi sa thesis partner o sa kaibigan ang lahat kung bakit nasira ang baga mo sa kakayosi, nasira ang atay mo sa kakainom at kung bakit nagkaroon ka agad ng pamilya. Kung talagang matino kang tao, kahit sino pa mang tarantado ang kasama mo ay maitutuwid mo pa rin ang daang tatahakin mo.”<br /> <br /> <b><a href="http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-6.html" target="_blank">NEXT</a></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-165732316410380255?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/p-A1FlmUIEI" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-5.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-45772457928234249992011-11-21T15:28:00.004+08:002011-11-21T15:41:20.582+08:002011-11-21T15:41:20.582+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OWN1hS_TNTw2G_dsyH-f4XRGJqo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OWN1hS_TNTw2G_dsyH-f4XRGJqo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OWN1hS_TNTw2G_dsyH-f4XRGJqo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/OWN1hS_TNTw2G_dsyH-f4XRGJqo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">Wag magmadali sa pag-aasawa. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon sa hinaharap,<br /> mag-iiba pa ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong di pala tamang pumili ng<br /> kapareha dahil lang sa kaboses niya si Debbie Gibson o magaling<br /> mag-breakdance. Totoong mas importante ang kalooban ng tao higit anuman. Sa<br /> paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan sa eskwelahan e<br /> nagmumukha ring pandesal. Maniwala ka."<br /> <br /> <b><u><a href="http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-5.html" target="_blank">NEXT</a></u></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-4577245792823424999?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/nFpRpCd-eX0" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-4.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-53803249456044686852011-11-21T15:24:00.004+08:002011-11-21T15:29:33.280+08:002011-11-21T15:29:33.280+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X-teYs1Xgft1ZjdYeQoh5_P55rI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X-teYs1Xgft1ZjdYeQoh5_P55rI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X-teYs1Xgft1ZjdYeQoh5_P55rI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/X-teYs1Xgft1ZjdYeQoh5_P55rI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">"Kumain ka na ng siopao na may palamang pusa o maglakad sa bubog nang<br /> nakayapak, pero wag na wag kang susubok mag-drugs. Kung hindi mo kayang<br /> umiwas, humingi ka ng tulong sa mga magulang mo dahil alam nila kung saan<br /> ang mga murang supplier at hindi ka nila iisahan."<br /> <br /> <b><u><a href="http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-4.html" target="_blank">NEXT</a></u></b></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-5380324945604468685?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/TakCV3YkjT4" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-3.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-85819157628427625502011-11-21T15:17:00.004+08:002011-11-21T15:26:57.256+08:002011-11-21T15:26:57.256+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1f5E2NCJnBmRXCoHdw8KY-nTnis/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1f5E2NCJnBmRXCoHdw8KY-nTnis/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1f5E2NCJnBmRXCoHdw8KY-nTnis/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/1f5E2NCJnBmRXCoHdw8KY-nTnis/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">"Mag-aral maigi. Kung titigil ka sa pag-aaral, manghihinayang ka<br /> pagtanda mo dahil hindi mo naranasan ang kakaibang ligayang dulot ng mga<br /> araw na walang pasok o suspendido ang klase o absent ang teacher. (Haaay,<br /> sarap!)."<br /> <br /> <a href="http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-3.html" target="_blank">NEXT</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-8581915762842762550?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/xZIJznNgfAM" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2011/11/bob-ong-quotable-quotes-2.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-21265242060533738952010-04-27T17:39:00.001+08:002011-04-04T09:49:14.946+08:002011-04-04T09:49:14.946+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iLVTpgL8TS7T0JuMrULZejrgMPY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iLVTpgL8TS7T0JuMrULZejrgMPY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iLVTpgL8TS7T0JuMrULZejrgMPY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/iLVTpgL8TS7T0JuMrULZejrgMPY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Salamat dahil nakilala kita. Ikaw lang ang nagbigay ligaya sa akin mg saya, nagbigay galak, nagbibigay ligaya, nagbibigay kilig, nagbibigay tuwa, nagbibigay ng lakas ng loob. Kaso di ka nagbibigay ng load!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-2126524206053373895?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/VPUDore9RlA" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/04/nagbigay.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-33809200528987912712010-04-27T17:37:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.155+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.155+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sLaEA-E-w4bF9D9zWeQu5_mi4bM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sLaEA-E-w4bF9D9zWeQu5_mi4bM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sLaEA-E-w4bF9D9zWeQu5_mi4bM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sLaEA-E-w4bF9D9zWeQu5_mi4bM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>When I was a kid my mom told me that angels live in heaven. But I know that isn't true. If angels live in heaven, how come taga-Tondo ako?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-3380920052898791271?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/ZpcG65lQNN0" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/04/angels.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-3918557848393855972010-04-27T17:35:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.159+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.159+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_JIFqrgRSrlheG-VLBN02gsmdV0/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_JIFqrgRSrlheG-VLBN02gsmdV0/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_JIFqrgRSrlheG-VLBN02gsmdV0/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_JIFqrgRSrlheG-VLBN02gsmdV0/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Sarap maglasing pag may problema ka. Mailalabas mo sama ng loob mo kaya ako ganun gagawin ko. Pero ikaw, "wag mo gagawin ha? Pag may problema ka sabihin mo lang sa akin ako na lang maglalasing ikaw magbabayad!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-391855784839385597?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/mfhK0FUhPy0" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/04/maglasing.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-26878656452649253782010-04-27T17:30:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.161+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.161+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oCZ_Dppc8pgWypFd9LoB_STZGJ4/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oCZ_Dppc8pgWypFd9LoB_STZGJ4/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oCZ_Dppc8pgWypFd9LoB_STZGJ4/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/oCZ_Dppc8pgWypFd9LoB_STZGJ4/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Teacher: Why did you bring your cat in the school?<br/><br/>Pupil: Awa po ako eh..<br/><br/>Teacher: Bakit?<br/><br/>Pupil: Kasi po I heard my BF say, tonight I will eat your pussy...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-2687865645264925378?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/pGWlNqTj-hQ" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/04/in-classroom.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-63899745406974034752010-04-27T17:28:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.162+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.162+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BtPaFAB3wJVI_g58D5-gxT65XTY/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BtPaFAB3wJVI_g58D5-gxT65XTY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BtPaFAB3wJVI_g58D5-gxT65XTY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BtPaFAB3wJVI_g58D5-gxT65XTY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Umiyak ako kay God before, tanong ko: "Bakit po palagi akong nalalayo sa mga kaibigan ko? "Niyakap niya ako at sabi niya: "Kasi anak, angel ka at aswang sila. Magkaiba kayo ng lahi."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-6389974540697403475?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/30SNeHDiAo0" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/04/lahi.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-67569048571587921032010-04-27T17:26:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.164+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.164+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6bx1c3O39ywSexN2v08oak-fXA8/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6bx1c3O39ywSexN2v08oak-fXA8/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6bx1c3O39ywSexN2v08oak-fXA8/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6bx1c3O39ywSexN2v08oak-fXA8/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Masarap magkaroon ng kaibigan na babae: may kausap lagi, may kasama lagi, may karamay sa lahat. Pero alam mo mas masarap? Pag ang kaibigan ay...natitikman! Grrrr...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-6756904857158792103?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/O383Vt2er_A" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/04/masarap.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-59394499905370730952010-04-27T17:24:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.165+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.165+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JTNUpBsy8MRMhHDDKqO4U4y7gPI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JTNUpBsy8MRMhHDDKqO4U4y7gPI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JTNUpBsy8MRMhHDDKqO4U4y7gPI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/JTNUpBsy8MRMhHDDKqO4U4y7gPI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Friend gusto mo ba malaman kung ganu ka kahalaga?<br/><br/>"Di ako sasagot.  Hahawakan ko ang kamay mo at ilulublob sa kumukulong tubig at sasabihin, "Masakit, di ba? Ganyan pag nawala ka.."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-5939449990537073095?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/vDhjR1Lze0M" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/04/friendship.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-8540112307743831452010-04-27T17:22:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.166+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.166+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sDKCWExhuJ5YvZBnHaRoOVAlWtA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sDKCWExhuJ5YvZBnHaRoOVAlWtA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sDKCWExhuJ5YvZBnHaRoOVAlWtA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/sDKCWExhuJ5YvZBnHaRoOVAlWtA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Minsan nakukuha kong tumawa kahit malungkot, nakukuha kong magbago kahit sobrang hirap, nakukuhang ngumiti sa mga problema. Lahat yata makakaya ko wag lang ang mangulangot sa harap mo...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-854011230774383145?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/2CJV7y-4gvo" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/04/minsan.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-78678747136551489972010-04-15T06:52:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.167+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.167+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HtVO06TBKXnvlo0c8mXNb3rWS38/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HtVO06TBKXnvlo0c8mXNb3rWS38/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HtVO06TBKXnvlo0c8mXNb3rWS38/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/HtVO06TBKXnvlo0c8mXNb3rWS38/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Tindera: Ilang tali ng sitaw?<br/><br/>Jose: 3x-5 where x=6<br/><br/>Tindera: So 13, bale mura lang 5sin90 ang isa.<br/><br/>Jose: Ummm...pakiconvert naman po using arc tangent.<br/><br/>Tindera: di ko carry, tangent na lang...5tan45, kung gusto mo, magapply ka lang ng reduction formula.<br/><br/>Jose: Ok na po, eto bayad, (x2-4x+3)/sin3x where x+7, keep the change.<br/><br/>...Kung ganito ka useful ang math sa buhay natin...<br/><br/>...SUNTUKAN NA LANG...!!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-7867874713655148997?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/x5BjYH_ggNA" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/04/sa-palengke.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-48430776779993766872010-03-29T18:48:00.001+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.168+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.168+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3CEbOpJ2_KEGIiEzApTJW47sLLE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3CEbOpJ2_KEGIiEzApTJW47sLLE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3CEbOpJ2_KEGIiEzApTJW47sLLE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/3CEbOpJ2_KEGIiEzApTJW47sLLE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Minsan pagsapit ng umaaga nakakasawa yung bati na gud am, eat ur breakfast or have a nice day! Para maiba naman, "Tara! Tulog Ulit Tayo! Bitin tulog ko!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-4843077677999376687?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/01pZS8_0vDI" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/03/gud-am.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-90205151592201269822010-03-29T18:48:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.171+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.171+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_UbeYOikc-ZU4nwbw49HDVkJkpM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_UbeYOikc-ZU4nwbw49HDVkJkpM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_UbeYOikc-ZU4nwbw49HDVkJkpM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/_UbeYOikc-ZU4nwbw49HDVkJkpM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Wife: Do u have any idea what would happen 2 u if I die?<br/>HUsband: I might also die.<br/>Wife: Why?<br/>Husband: Sometimes too much happiness causes death....<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-9020515159220126982?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/SaP3R49A24g" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/03/happiness.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-72073031501193737452010-03-29T18:47:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.173+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.173+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hp0zebfTCL7dLOBGIm1sF_xtszU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hp0zebfTCL7dLOBGIm1sF_xtszU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hp0zebfTCL7dLOBGIm1sF_xtszU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Hp0zebfTCL7dLOBGIm1sF_xtszU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Anak: Tay, di ako makatulog daming lamok!<br/>Tatay: Patayin natin ang ilaw para di tayo makita.<br/>(Pagpatay ng ilaw pumasok ang mga alitaptap)<br/>Anak: Hala tay, nagdala sila ng flashlight!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-7207303150119373745?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/8uVZru2v564" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/03/lamok_29.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-81656537985578453762010-03-29T18:46:00.001+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.174+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.174+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BMW79w5yFErnFkV1K2q2WT_3Jss/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BMW79w5yFErnFkV1K2q2WT_3Jss/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BMW79w5yFErnFkV1K2q2WT_3Jss/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/BMW79w5yFErnFkV1K2q2WT_3Jss/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>"Akyen panganay dito ba?"<br/>"Dito po"<br/>Akyen asawa dito ba?<br/>"Dito, honey"<br/>Akyen Jr. dito ba?<br/>"Dito po"<br/>"Mga katulong dito ba?"<br/>"Dito sir"<br/>"Punyeta, dito kayo lahat wala tao tindahan!"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-8165653798557845376?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/50rK8eP9L4w" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/03/chinese-dying-in-bed.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-75266293396226944452010-03-29T18:46:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.176+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.176+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LvNSJoREQ6o3XHf1fuThERMAPiU/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LvNSJoREQ6o3XHf1fuThERMAPiU/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LvNSJoREQ6o3XHf1fuThERMAPiU/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LvNSJoREQ6o3XHf1fuThERMAPiU/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Boy: Mahal na mahal kita! Lumindol man o bumagyo, harangin man ako ng sibat pupunta pa rin ako sa inyo!<br/>Girl: Bakit wala ka kagabi?<br/>Boy: Ano kasi eh. umambon...<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-7526629339622694445?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/-IADY5m8nB0" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/03/mahal-kita.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-26249506519028840972010-03-29T18:45:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.179+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.179+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/miexeiH7Jv32GovDe5AutUYzAlg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/miexeiH7Jv32GovDe5AutUYzAlg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/miexeiH7Jv32GovDe5AutUYzAlg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/miexeiH7Jv32GovDe5AutUYzAlg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Teacher: Class, magpapa-class picture tayo para paglaki niyo masabi niyo, " O, si Juan pilot na! Si Junior doctor na! Si Linda, nurse na!<br/>Dodong: At si Ma'am patay na!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-2624950651902884097?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/jfceP0E2b74" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/03/class-pic.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-23119359550407928522010-03-29T18:44:00.001+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.182+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.182+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ARcyGBCtOW23X9RaZSUZMITOv_U/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ARcyGBCtOW23X9RaZSUZMITOv_U/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ARcyGBCtOW23X9RaZSUZMITOv_U/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ARcyGBCtOW23X9RaZSUZMITOv_U/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Sabi nila cute daw ang mahilig magmura! Aba pucha sinong nagsabi nun? Sira-ulo ang hayop! Di ba nila alam na kasalanan ang magmura? Shit! Kahit kelan di ako maniniwala! Tangina!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-2311935955040792852?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/hWKA05PocQs" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/03/pacute_3060.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7910764860559445067.post-45985228777214375982010-03-29T18:44:00.000+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.185+08:002011-04-04T09:50:31.185+08:00 <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/M5bqRTKTe7DQ_g19a_Dtk7oZxrE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/M5bqRTKTe7DQ_g19a_Dtk7oZxrE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/M5bqRTKTe7DQ_g19a_Dtk7oZxrE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/M5bqRTKTe7DQ_g19a_Dtk7oZxrE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p>Patient: Doc, nagiging makakalimutin na ako.<br/>Doc: Ganu na katagal ang sakit mo?<br/>Patient: Anong sakit, Doc?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7910764860559445067-4598522877721437598?l=cuartahan.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobOngQoutesPinoyJokesPinoyLoveQuotesIlocanoQuotesFriendshipQuotes/~4/Ykuh9-4R-JY" height="1" width="1"/>Raymundnoreply@blogger.com0http://cuartahan.blogspot.com/2010/03/limot_29.html