Bobbies Flowers http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/ en-US Tue, 31 May 2011 14:10:00 -0700 http://www.typepad.com/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification BobbiesFlowershttp://feedburner.google.com <link>http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BobbiesFlowers/~3/DJkcmRR361s/people-are-like-potatoessome-people-never-seem-motivated-to-participate-but-are-content-to-watch-others-they-are-called.html</link> <guid isPermaLink="false">http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/people-are-like-potatoessome-people-never-seem-motivated-to-participate-but-are-content-to-watch-others-they-are-called.html</guid> <description>People are like Potatoes! Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others ... They are called "Speck Tators." Some are always looking to cause problems and really get under your skin ... They are called "Aggie Tators." There are those who are always saying they will, but somehow, they never get around to doing We call them "Hezzie Tators." Some folks spent a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden ... They are called "Medi Tators." There are those that try to maximize their crop yields while reducing expenses ... We call them...</description> <content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: #407f00;"><strong>People are like Potatoes!</strong>    </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: #407f00;">Some people never seem motivated to participate, but are content to watch others ... </span><br /><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: #407f00;">They are called "Speck Tators."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: #407f00;">Some are always looking to cause problems and really get under your skin ... </span><br /><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: #407f00;">They are called "Aggie Tators."</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: #407f00;">There are those who are always saying they will, but somehow, they never get around to doing  </span><br /><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: #407f00;">We call them "Hezzie Tators."  </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: #407f00;">Some folks spent a lot of time sitting and peering into their garden ...  </span></p> <p><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: #407f00;">They are called "Medi Tators." </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: #407f00;">There are those that try to maximize their crop yields while reducing expenses ...   </span><br /><span style="font-size: 15pt; color: #407f00;">We call them "Compu Tators."</span><br /><br /></p> <p> </p><div class="feedflare"> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?a=DJkcmRR361s:TyLuHADS3Ks:yIl2AUoC8zA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?d=yIl2AUoC8zA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?a=DJkcmRR361s:TyLuHADS3Ks:qj6IDK7rITs"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?d=qj6IDK7rITs" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?a=DJkcmRR361s:TyLuHADS3Ks:V_sGLiPBpWU"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?i=DJkcmRR361s:TyLuHADS3Ks:V_sGLiPBpWU" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?a=DJkcmRR361s:TyLuHADS3Ks:7Q72WNTAKBA"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?d=7Q72WNTAKBA" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?a=DJkcmRR361s:TyLuHADS3Ks:gIN9vFwOqvQ"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?i=DJkcmRR361s:TyLuHADS3Ks:gIN9vFwOqvQ" border="0"></img></a> <a href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?a=DJkcmRR361s:TyLuHADS3Ks:I9og5sOYxJI"><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~ff/BobbiesFlowers?d=I9og5sOYxJI" border="0"></img></a> </div><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BobbiesFlowers/~4/DJkcmRR361s" height="1" width="1"/>]]></content:encoded> <category>Flower jokes, poems and riddles</category> <dc:creator>Bobbies Flowers</dc:creator> <pubDate>Tue, 31 May 2011 14:10:00 -0700</pubDate> <feedburner:origLink>http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/people-are-like-potatoessome-people-never-seem-motivated-to-participate-but-are-content-to-watch-others-they-are-called.html</feedburner:origLink></item> <item> <title>Tempe florist joke of the day, from Bobbie's flowers Tempe http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BobbiesFlowers/~3/4GzSypnktbE/tempe-florist-joke-of-the-day-from-bobbies-flowers-tempe.html http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/tempe-florist-joke-of-the-day-from-bobbies-flowers-tempe.html Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead At 71 Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years. Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and The Hostess Twinkies.The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who “never knew how much he was kneaded.” Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered... Pillsbury Dough Boy Dead At 71

 
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
Fresh was buried in one of the largest funeral ceremonies in recent years.

Dozens of celebrities turned out, including Mrs. Butterworth, The California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and The Hostess Twinkies.The graveside was piled high with flours as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who “never knew how much he was kneaded.”

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with many turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model for millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They have two children and one in the oven. The funeral was held at 4:50 for about 20 minutes.

 

]]> Flower jokes, poems and riddles Bobbies Flowers Tue, 31 May 2011 14:10:00 -0700 http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/tempe-florist-joke-of-the-day-from-bobbies-flowers-tempe.html Flower joke of the day, delivered by Bobbie's Flowers in Tempe http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BobbiesFlowers/~3/rzcfNNol9u4/f-7.html http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-7.html "I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died." - Richard Diran "I have a rock garden.  Last week three of them died."
-  Richard Diran 

]]> Flower jokes, poems and riddles Bobbies Flowers Thu, 26 May 2011 14:10:00 -0700 http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-7.html Flower joke of the day, delivered by Bobbie's Flowers in Tempe http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BobbiesFlowers/~3/tt-TPVD-O44/f-6.html http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-6.html What do you call a grumpy and short tempered gardener? A SnapDragon. What do you call a grumpy and short tempered gardener?


A SnapDragon. 

]]> Flower jokes, poems and riddles Bobbies Flowers Tue, 24 May 2011 14:10:00 -0700 http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-6.html Flower joke of the day, delivered by Bobbie's Flowers in Tempe http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BobbiesFlowers/~3/CANsP2HhLQY/f-5.html http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-5.html "Annuals" mean disappointment once a year. Your lawn is always slightly bigger than your desire to mow it. Whichever garden tool you want is always at the back of the shed. The only way to ensure rain, is to give the garden a good soaking. Weeds grow at precisely the rate you pull them out. Nothing ever looks like it does on the seed packet. Autumn follows summer, winter follows autumn, drought follows planting. The only way to guarantee some color all year round is to buy a garden gnome. However bare the lawn, grass will appear in the cracks... "Annuals" mean disappointment once a year. 
Your lawn is always slightly bigger than your desire to mow it. 
Whichever garden tool you want is always at the back of the shed. 
The only way to ensure rain, is to give the garden a good soaking. 
Weeds grow at precisely the rate you pull them out. 
Nothing ever looks like it does on the seed packet. 
Autumn follows summer, winter follows autumn, drought follows planting. 
The only way to guarantee some color all year round is to buy a garden gnome. 
However bare the lawn, grass will appear in the cracks between the patio paving stones. 
Evergreens get a funny shade of brown in the winter.

]]> Flower jokes, poems and riddles Bobbies Flowers Thu, 19 May 2011 14:10:00 -0700 http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-5.html Flower joke of the day, delivered by Bobbie's Flowers in Tempe http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BobbiesFlowers/~3/tJ2DA4UEYJc/f-1.html http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-1.html Why is a barn so noisy? All the cows have horns. Why is a barn so noisy?

 

All the cows have horns. 

]]> Flower jokes, poems and riddles Bobbies Flowers Tue, 17 May 2011 14:10:00 -0700 http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-1.html Flower joke of the day, delivered by Bobbie's Flowers in Tempe http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BobbiesFlowers/~3/4X6vM7-40S4/f-4.html http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-4.html If a man is alone in the garden and speaks, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? If a man is alone in the garden and speaks, and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong? 

]]> Bobbies Flowers Thu, 12 May 2011 14:10:00 -0700 http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-4.html Flower joke of the day, delivered by Bobbie's Flowers in Tempe http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BobbiesFlowers/~3/e4gc11UTgtI/f-3.html http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-3.html A Veggie New Age Song: Peas would rule the planets, and love would clear the bars. It was the dawning of the Age of Asparagus. A Veggie New Age Song:
Peas would rule the planets, 
and love would clear the bars. 
It was the dawning of the Age of Asparagus.

]]> Flower jokes, poems and riddles Bobbies Flowers Tue, 10 May 2011 14:10:00 -0700 http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-3.html Flower joke of the day, delivered by Bobbie's Flowers in Tempe http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BobbiesFlowers/~3/t7suL-6C8Rg/f-2.html http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-2.html A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen. There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it. So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?'' Her neighbor replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight there's no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off. Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they'll all be red, you'll... A woman's garden is growing beautifully but the darn tomatoes won't ripen.  There's a limit to the number of uses for green tomatoes and she's getting tired of it.  So she goes to her neighbor and says, "Your tomatoes are ripe, mine are green. What can I do about it?''  Her neighbor replies, "Well, it may sound absurd but here's what to do. Tonight there's no moon. After dark go out into your garden and take all your clothes off.  Tomatoes can see in the dark and they'll be embarrassed and blush. In the morning they'll all be red, you'll see.''  Well, what the heck?   She does it.  The next day her neighbor asks how it worked.  "So-so,'' she answers,  "The tomatoes are still green but the cucumbers are all four inches longer.''

]]> Flower jokes, poems and riddles Bobbies Flowers Thu, 05 May 2011 14:10:00 -0700 http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f-2.html Flower joke of the day, delivered by Bobbie's Flowers in Tempe http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/BobbiesFlowers/~3/prN7AoJkIKo/f.html http://bobbiesflowers.typepad.com/blog/2011/05/f.html If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims!! If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?

 

Pilgrims!!

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