Brain Poops

The Canadian Wilderness of the Dating World

boh3m3 — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 17:47:42 +0000

The dating world is a strange and frightening place- a battleground where the only weapons are wit and circumstance and the casualties are always severe. What should amount to a fun experience of getting to know someone is usually, at least to me, like getting lost in the Canadian wilderness with a gaping leg wound [...]

A Few Words On… Occupy Wall Street.

boh3m3 — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 02:24:22 +0000

Today I see a headline reading “Occupy Wall Street Reaches Ireland,” and I can’t be arsed to even click it. There’s a fundamental problem with the Occupy Wall Street protests, and I’m certainly not the first to see it: a clear goal is missing. This movement has all the passion and persistence a good protest [...]

Horse Herpes – Mr Ed Goes to the Clinic

boh3m3 — Mon, 30 May 2011 21:09:19 +0000

The inciting incident responsible for this post is an article I stumbled on titled “Horse herpes outbreak forces rodeo queens to ride stick ponies.” At some rarefied moments in my internet life, some things just write themselves. “In a related story, the bovine chlamydia spread has not affected local bull-riding competitions, with only three ranch-hands [...]

Date of Upness.

boh3m3 — Thu, 19 May 2011 03:22:15 +0000

It seems silly to pay for hosting without writing anything. Then again, I’m a smoker (meaning the worse implications of paying a company to kill you makes unused hosting look trivial). There has been a ton of change in my life in the last few weeks, centered mainly around my ill-timed move back to Alabama. [...]

Awesome Things Of Awesomeness (June)

boh3m3 — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 19:42:00 +0000

Let’s see if we can shake the rust off with a “Things I’m Stupid for this month” post. 1. League Of Legends This is hands-down the biggest time waster on my hands nowadays. Originally started as a Warcraft 3 mod called “Defense of the Ancients (DOTA)”, League of Legends is a top-down RPG-like champion based [...]

Video Game Review – Minecraft!

boh3m3 — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 02:10:35 +0000

Some pics from multiplayer creative mode! Images are pulled from the Minecraft Museum http://cubicworlds.net/museum/gallery.php

Square One

boh3m3 — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 17:51:04 +0000

It’d be nice to say that for the past two months I’ve been playing naked badminton in the Bahamas with every Playmate of the year since 1992, but sadly that just isn’t the case. Instead I’ve moved down to Florida, got a job flipping dough at a local pizza place and generally wallowed about just [...]

A Near-Life Experience [P1]

boh3m3 — Tue, 03 Feb 2009 01:33:15 +0000

Part 1: An American Nightmare Before this starts, please know that I am, yet again, more than flat broke. I need your help to pick my stupid ass up again out of the financial grave I giggled myself into. Please consider a donation, because this silliness is just too much fun to be brought down [...]

Sweet Jesus!

boh3m3 — Mon, 26 Jan 2009 00:25:37 +0000

OK, short story is I’m evicted because the City of Torrance has certain regulations about loft apartments in residential areas. I’m more than flat broke and everything is going tits up, so it seems like I’m headed back to Alabama. I’m also on the verge of seeing my phone being shut off, and with the [...]

“Distracted” Wallpaper

boh3m3 — Mon, 05 Jan 2009 23:13:00 +0000

So here, in all it’s wiggly 1.1mb glory is my first photomanipulation wallpaper. I made it for myself, because I loathe the “standard” format of icons on the left, blank space on the right. I made this to remind me of the intense beauty and variety of the world, as well as the concept of [...]