tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3327590242934616862024-09-10T16:08:49.697-07:00Boi SabidoVaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.comBlogger771125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-35018892816470653252012-02-08T09:22:00.000-08:002012-02-08T09:22:49.204-08:00Vish!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><strike><img border="0" height="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjFSZN9o0_R7tW2Sp4vtjwPrbkUd0LTzg7yfdEfDxMVIEmKzjUgqJwggj6IJGKED3aLYNmKKXW0XW_MzNdUKHNN0vV6qltZqkq0HAJ-SHjhOWJ7InpmVPgYuDd7m42uOcpYH33aoN_9tPh/s640/Sem+t%C3%ADtulo.png" width="603" /></strike></div>Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-64774697110831869322012-01-07T06:54:00.000-08:002012-01-07T06:54:36.121-08:00OLHA QUEM VOLTOU DELÍCIAS ;33Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-16591115842708945782011-11-23T16:32:00.000-08:002011-11-23T16:32:21.991-08:00Chuck Norris + Jack Chan + Boi Sabido = Vaca Ninja like a boss<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><img src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-ninja-cow.gif" /><img src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-ninja-cow.gif" /><br />
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margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Flexible Love Folding Chair GIF - Flexible Love Folding Chair" border="0" src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/funny-gifs-flexible-love-folding-chair.gif" /></a><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJSRQGuDj2oMrWAAx-Mj1Is5oCwUeaZZZUcIS8L0fnUvQJj5NA0_bUTUtyOL6tqO6WYbjn3sUnfbzWHdq19N-vvqVghcfGClFE7k7YzKHoABb9yX_MMObvq6417Ernfk49KUxhW9VhRm_x/s1600/selo+boisabido.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJSRQGuDj2oMrWAAx-Mj1Is5oCwUeaZZZUcIS8L0fnUvQJj5NA0_bUTUtyOL6tqO6WYbjn3sUnfbzWHdq19N-vvqVghcfGClFE7k7YzKHoABb9yX_MMObvq6417Ernfk49KUxhW9VhRm_x/s1600/selo+boisabido.png" /></a></div>Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-31126486236803893932011-11-22T14:22:00.001-08:002011-11-22T14:22:19.911-08:00Amizade é assim:<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljq588DfZE1qciqpx.gif" />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-28991538203117073632011-11-22T03:35:00.000-08:002011-11-22T03:35:53.995-08:00Pão: mal posso posso ver seus movimentos!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn8d3elwIoHvlzGGbaD_eP9xXl76Qp4OYAOoOnbZIA1evSIgLWIWtuOL0yze1XPwSVQiAZrf0gUkWBn7x7cfGPp3eV1aRbiysIItRdz_mhlsNjAF3MWMGnZfIAhUH9VwGnHbDJsXhtsE92/s1600/tumblr_luit6ap3nq1qfuf2d.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn8d3elwIoHvlzGGbaD_eP9xXl76Qp4OYAOoOnbZIA1evSIgLWIWtuOL0yze1XPwSVQiAZrf0gUkWBn7x7cfGPp3eV1aRbiysIItRdz_mhlsNjAF3MWMGnZfIAhUH9VwGnHbDJsXhtsE92/s1600/tumblr_luit6ap3nq1qfuf2d.png" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px;"></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">Não entendeu? Salve essa tirinha e abra no paint, pegue o balde de tinta, pinte o 2º quadrinho. Entendeu?!</div>Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-44439249470325886252011-11-22T03:06:00.003-08:002011-11-22T03:06:51.927-08:00Sou a única pessoa que achava que objetos tinham vida quando não tinha ninguém por perto?<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0ztg6qiq1qin7xw.gif" />Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-71560028896784876202011-11-22T03:06:00.001-08:002011-11-22T03:06:13.390-08:00Eu posso falar mal da minha cidade, porque eu moro aqui. Você não!<img alt="image" height="113" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lftddqtk2p1qf3gp8.gif" width="200" />Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-14099140771715059832011-11-22T03:05:00.000-08:002011-11-22T03:05:39.442-08:00Quando seu professor fala: “Eu tenho cara de palhaço é?”<img alt="image" height="200" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljp162vmRv1qe2cjv.gif" width="200" /><br />
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<img alt="image" height="144" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljr2r6dJKq1qe2cjv.gif" width="200" />Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-54958092134001028992011-11-22T03:04:00.000-08:002011-11-22T03:04:16.677-08:00Se você acha que é forever alone, o Plankton é casado com o próprio computador.<img alt="image" height="148" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpmnnnqTk91qizz5d.jpg" width="200" /><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px;">- Você também, Plankton? Toca aqui!</span><br />
<img alt="image" height="200" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lj1g7pNDa61qglrk0.gif" width="200" />Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-36092807094435525522011-11-22T03:02:00.000-08:002011-11-22T03:02:10.506-08:00"Oi senhor, posso ajudar?"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px;">“Não, eu entrei na fila e esperei 20 minutos só para dizer oi!”</span><br />
<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv1azjdarf1qf2dlx.gif" />Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-69925912333160551602011-11-22T03:00:00.000-08:002011-11-22T03:00:47.466-08:00Coisas que você provavelmente não sabia:<div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">-Os mosquitos têm 47 dentes...</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img alt="image" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstyfq72Pj1qm9pcd.gif" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; cursor: pointer; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-width: 125px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">-Na Índia, é legalizado casar com um cão</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img alt="image" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstyh9c8901qm9pcd.gif" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; cursor: pointer; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-width: 125px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">-Seu polegar mede o mesmo que seu nariz (Pode testar)</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img alt="image" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstykg78xN1qm9pcd.gif" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; cursor: pointer; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-width: 125px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">-Jogar video game faz você comer mais</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img alt="image" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstyp09EKu1qm9pcd.gif" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; cursor: pointer; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-width: 125px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">-Na Roménia, Mickey mouse é censurado em 1935, pois poderia ser assustador para as crianças …</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img alt="image" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstyrehNgq1qm9pcd.gif" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; cursor: pointer; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-width: 125px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">-O 31% das pessoas não sabe ou não consegue abrir uma lata com um abridor.</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img alt="image" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstyw9DPvn1qm9pcd.gif" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; cursor: pointer; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-width: 125px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">-Existem mais de 3.000 espécies de piolhos</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img alt="image" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstyzk2gOB1qm9pcd.gif" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; cursor: pointer; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-width: 125px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">-Respirar em Mumbai, na Índia por um dia é equivalente a fumar 2,5 maços de cigarros</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img alt="image" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstz1bdveV1qm9pcd.gif" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; cursor: pointer; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-width: 125px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">-De acordo com alguns estudos, os tubarões são imunes ao câncer</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img alt="image" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstz8d7A001qm9pcd.gif" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-width: 125px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">-Um mosquito pode “cheirar” o sangue humano a partir de uma distância de 50 quilometros</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img alt="image" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstzb0MCAA1qm9pcd.gif" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; cursor: pointer; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-width: 125px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">-O mais longo beijo já registrado durou 32 horas, 7 minutos e 14 segundos</div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"></div><div style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 10px; margin-top: 10px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;"><img alt="image" class="inline_image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lstzfpjNmP1qm9pcd.gif" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; box-shadow: rgb(187, 187, 187) 0px 1px 4px; cursor: pointer; height: auto !important; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; max-width: 125px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;" /></div>Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-49678074102157747972011-11-22T02:54:00.000-08:002011-11-22T02:54:01.173-08:00Meu sonho é fazer isso na área dos doces:<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_luvg2bRX5L1qmzm1e.gif" />Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-62985498804969168572011-11-22T02:52:00.001-08:002011-11-22T02:52:57.262-08:00Guerra de travesseiros:<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px;">Com meus amigos:</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px;">Com meus </span><strong style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px; margin-bottom: 0px !important; margin-top: 0px !important; outline-color: initial; outline-style: none; outline-width: 0px;">MELHORES </strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', HelveticaNeue, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px;">amigos:</span><br />
<img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll0cogg4L31qchfqg.gif" />Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-332759024293461686.post-88591168800737152732011-11-22T02:50:00.000-08:002011-11-22T02:50:54.824-08:00Head and Shoulders: Use você também!<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lv0xxs2ucw1qa22eho1_500.jpg" />Vaca Tolahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04225077198612030385noreply@blogger.com0