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		<title>Johnny Rotten in Butter Commercial</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Johnny Rotten (John Lydon) of Sex Pistols fame stars in a butter commercial.  Awesome.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Johnny Rotten (John Lydon) of Sex Pistols fame stars in a butter commercial.  Awesome.</p>
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		<title>Rage Against the Machine Acappella Protest Songs</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Sep 2008 12:06:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is old news by now, but worth checking out nonetheless.  The LA Times has an article on Rage Against the Machine&#8217;s set being prevented by state authorities at the Ripple Effect, a concert held in Minnesota alongside the Republican Convention.
Below are the two songs Rage performed amongst the crowd, acappella with a megaphone.
Rage Against [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is old news by now, but worth checking out nonetheless.  The LA Times has an article on Rage Against the Machine&#8217;s set being prevented by state authorities at the Ripple Effect, a concert held in Minnesota alongside the Republican Convention.</p>
<p>Below are the two songs Rage performed amongst the crowd, acappella with a megaphone.</p>
<p><a href="http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/soundboard/2008/09/i-regret-not-ma.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/latimesblogs.latimes.com');">Rage Against the Machine in Minnesota and the state of political pop | Soundboard | Los Angeles Times</a></p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;That&#8217;s Rage, getting down with a megaphone after being denied access to the stage at the Ripple Effect festival, a day-long event held Tuesday on the Minnesota State Capitol&#8217;s Upper Mall to promote non-partisan progressive politics in the shadow of the Republican convention.</em></p>
<p><em>The band was supposed to be the fest&#8217;s surprise closer, but according to the Ripple Effect blog, capitol staff and state law enforcement agents shut down the concert because Rage was starting too late &#8212; a half hour before the event&#8217;s scheduled 7 p.m. curfew.</em></p>
<p><em>Rage&#8217;s megaphone set ended with the band inspiring thousands of protesters to march toward the Xcel Energy Center, site of the convention. The music fans joined a larger march before being dispersed by police.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
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		<title>More Google Chrome Comic Edits</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:37:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Continuing from the previous post with some modifications to the Google Chrome comic, here are the results from Gizmodo&#8217;s open contest.&#160; The winning entry is wonderfully crazy, and worth the time to read the whole thing.
Photoshop Contest: Google&#8217;s Chrome Comic Gets Bastardized 70 Different Ways


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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Continuing from the previous post with some modifications to the Google Chrome comic, here are the results from Gizmodo&#8217;s open contest.&nbsp; The winning entry is wonderfully crazy, and worth the time to read the whole thing.</p>
<p><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5047808/googles-chrome-comic-gets-bastardized-70-different-ways" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/gizmodo.com');">Photoshop Contest: Google&#8217;s Chrome Comic Gets Bastardized 70 Different Ways</a></p>
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		<title>Scott Adams - My New Therapist</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:21:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks Scott, you just saved me $100.
Scott Adams Blog: The Ambition Defect 08/29/2008
&#8220;I think ambition is a genetic defect. You can&#8217;t have ambition unless you think there is something wrong with the way you are. Ambition is a state of feeling perpetually flawed.&#8221;

Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert is always a good read.  Thanks to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks Scott, you just saved me $100.</p>
<p><a href="http://dilbert.com/blog/entry/the_ambition_defect/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/dilbert.com');">Scott Adams Blog: The Ambition Defect 08/29/2008</a></p>
<blockquote><p><em>&#8220;I think ambition is a genetic defect. You can&#8217;t have ambition unless you think there is something wrong with the way you are. Ambition is a state of feeling perpetually flawed.&#8221;<br />
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<p>Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert is always a good read.  Thanks to Brother Greg for passing this on.</p>
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		<title>Sausage, Rub Attack</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Sep 2008 12:26:50 +0000</pubDate>
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&#8220;A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff&#8217;s deputies said [...]]]></description>
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<p><em>&#8220;</em><em>A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed food seasoning over the </em><em>body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man </em><em>on </em><em>the face and head before running out of the house, Fresno County sheriff&#8217;s deputies said Saturday.&#8221;</em></p></blockquote>
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<p>This has got to be the funniest &#8216;weird-crime&#8217; story I&#8217;ve ever read.  Its the rub part that puts it over.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.fresnobee.com/263/story/848554.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.fresnobee.com');">FresnoBee.com: Local: Burglar victims wake to spice rub, sausage attack</a></p>
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		<title>Poking Fun at Google Chrome Webcomic</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 16:43:06 +0000</pubDate>
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With the launch of Google&#8217;s new Web Borwser, Chrome, Google commissioned comic artist Scott McCloud to create a comic to introduce the system.
This is a more fun:
Uh oh, the b-tards got their hands on Google&#8217;s Chrome comic
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://boilbeforedrinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chromeedit1.gif" title="Chrome Comic"><img src="http://boilbeforedrinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/chromeedit1.gif" alt="Chrome Comic" height="242" width="389" /></a></p>
<p>With the launch of Google&#8217;s new Web Borwser, Chrome, Google commissioned comic artist <a href="http://www.google.com/googlebooks/chrome/index.html" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.google.com');">Scott McCloud to create a comic to introduce the system</a>.</p>
<p>This is a more fun:</p>
<p><a href="http://valleywag.com/5045109/uh-oh-the-b+tards-got-their-hands-on-googles-chrome-comic" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/valleywag.com');">Uh oh, the b-tards got their hands on Google&#8217;s Chrome comic</a></p>
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		<title>Competitive Eating Injuries</title>
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		<comments>http://www.boilbeforedrinking.com/2008/07/competitive-eating-injuries.html#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 15:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[In light of Kobayashi&#8217;s possible jar injury keeping him out of today&#8217;s Coney Island hot dog eating competion, Slate reprinted an article related to injuries suffered by competitive eaters.
Slate: Death by Cheese and the Dreaded Ruptured Stomach - The past and future of competitive eating injuries.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In light of Kobayashi&#8217;s possible jar injury keeping him out of today&#8217;s Coney Island hot dog eating competion, Slate reprinted an article related to injuries suffered by competitive eaters.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2194831/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.slate.com');">Slate: Death by Cheese and the Dreaded Ruptured Stomach - The past and future of competitive eating injuries.</a></p>
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		<title>Origin of Booze in 2 Minutes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:43:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Neatorama posted an Origin of Booze that provides a quick summary so that you can get your facts straight when called upon to deliver a history lesson at the bar.
This is reprinted from a box - check out the link for details.  And look for the Nazi paperclip warriors.
Neatorama: The Origin of Booze
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Neatorama posted an Origin of Booze that provides a quick summary so that you can get your facts straight when called upon to deliver a history lesson at the bar.</p>
<p>This is reprinted from a box - check out the link for details.  And look for the Nazi paperclip warriors.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.neatorama.com/2008/05/02/the-origin-of-booze/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.neatorama.com');">Neatorama: The Origin of Booze</a></p>
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		<title>Penis Theft Panic</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 14:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Reuters covered this a few weeks back.  Its still funny though.  Well, the concept is.  The lynchings seem more of a sad testament to the ignorance/violence relationship.
From the Reuters&#8217; article:
&#8220;Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men&#8217;s penises after a wave of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Reuters covered this a few weeks back.  Its still funny though.  Well, the concept is.  The lynchings seem more of a sad testament to the ignorance/violence relationship.</p>
<p>From the Reuters&#8217; article:</p>
<p><em>&#8220;Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men&#8217;s penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.</em></p>
<p><em><span id="midArticle_1"></span></em><em>Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.</em></p>
<p><a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/newsOne/idUSL2290323220080422" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.reuters.com');">Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital</a></p>
<p><em><span id="midArticle_2"></span></em><em>Rumors of penis theft began circulating last week in Kinshasa, Democratic Republic of Congo&#8217;s sprawling capital of some 8 million inhabitants. They quickly dominated radio call-in shows, with listeners advised to beware of fellow passengers in communal taxis wearing gold rings.</em></p>
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		<title>New York Online Beer Menu</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 May 2008 19:02:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you live in New York, or plan to visit anytime soon, AND you like beer, this is for you:
Beer Menus.com
These guys have put together a database of bars and beer menus, mashed-up with Google maps to give you all the info you need to plan your next NYC Pub Crawl.
Has anyone seen this for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://boilbeforedrinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/beermenus-logo.jpg" title="Beer Menus Logo"><img src="http://boilbeforedrinking.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/beermenus-logo.jpg" alt="Beer Menus Logo" align="right" /></a>If you live in New York, or plan to visit anytime soon, AND you like beer, this is for you:</p>
<p><a href="http://www.beermenus.com/" onclick="javascript:pageTracker._trackPageview ('/outbound/www.beermenus.com');">Beer Menus.com</a></p>
<p>These guys have put together a database of bars and beer menus, mashed-up with Google maps to give you all the info you need to plan your next NYC Pub Crawl.</p>
<p>Has anyone seen this for different cities?</p>
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