tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-54336612084509910572012-01-25T23:17:51.934ZRelato das trolhices e bojardas do dia-a-diaCastigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.comBlogger514125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-37224051817320276652012-01-10T18:00:00.002Z2012-01-10T18:00:00.725Z2012-01-10T18:00:00.725Z<div>Questionam:</div>- Se o cu é mais pequeno que a boca, por que é que o supositório é maior que o comprimido?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-3722405181732027665?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/44izoR_E4yY5SHzY8zFB1yLA5Qw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/44izoR_E4yY5SHzY8zFB1yLA5Qw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/44izoR_E4yY5SHzY8zFB1yLA5Qw/1/da"><img 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src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gRX0GpdgCxToIscJ4qPChhQboTY/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gRX0GpdgCxToIscJ4qPChhQboTY/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/gRX0GpdgCxToIscJ4qPChhQboTY/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/Ziyu1FHF2YU" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2012/01/prato-de-requinte.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-23797142966688415242012-01-10T08:00:00.001Z2012-01-10T08:00:06.917Z2012-01-10T08:00:06.917Z<span>Concluem:</span><div><span>- Isso era dantes quando se dava arroz aos porcos e saíam as morcelas já feitas...</span> </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-2379714296668841524?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AjhVeq7XePusm24wRUBSqp2eUaI/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AjhVeq7XePusm24wRUBSqp2eUaI/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AjhVeq7XePusm24wRUBSqp2eUaI/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/AjhVeq7XePusm24wRUBSqp2eUaI/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/B8QrioNbiO4" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2012/01/tempos-idos.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-17763905156003999642011-09-24T18:00:00.000+01:002011-09-24T18:00:04.209+01:002011-09-24T18:00:04.209+01:00Declamam:<div>- Um <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">peido</span> é um remate dos intestinos que o cu nunca defende.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-1776390515600399964?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0sjMefW55HipGOzp3RblEtsmsFc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0sjMefW55HipGOzp3RblEtsmsFc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0sjMefW55HipGOzp3RblEtsmsFc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0sjMefW55HipGOzp3RblEtsmsFc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/gDXd6vFVzNk" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/remate-intestinal.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-91467573264547756962011-09-24T12:30:00.000+01:002011-09-24T12:30:00.471+01:002011-09-24T12:30:00.471+01:00Prometem:<div>- Vou tatuar umas botas nos colhões para te derreter o cu ao pontapé.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-9146757326454775696?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/r-S8zipJaZpTytXzRfcOOl2TaXw/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/r-S8zipJaZpTytXzRfcOOl2TaXw/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/r-S8zipJaZpTytXzRfcOOl2TaXw/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/r-S8zipJaZpTytXzRfcOOl2TaXw/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/34ZtBx3fUiA" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/espancamento-anal.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-11845236496236640922011-09-24T08:00:00.000+01:002011-09-24T08:00:07.856+01:002011-09-24T08:00:07.856+01:00<div>Comentam:</div>- Para estar com aquela pikena, tinha de tatuar uma chupeta na pexota.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-1184523649623664092?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PjJICFMyJfrt3BBQ1mgAgBCOPYk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PjJICFMyJfrt3BBQ1mgAgBCOPYk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PjJICFMyJfrt3BBQ1mgAgBCOPYk/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/PjJICFMyJfrt3BBQ1mgAgBCOPYk/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/DWxnysA6jVA" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/tatuagem-genital.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-23512734355657796532011-09-23T18:00:00.000+01:002011-09-23T18:00:05.549+01:002011-09-23T18:00:05.549+01:00<div>Declamam:</div>- Amar sem ser amado é como limpar o cu sem ter cagado.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-2351273435565779653?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Wc1frBNaalD_Wy_b1ebmVN7fNrA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Wc1frBNaalD_Wy_b1ebmVN7fNrA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Wc1frBNaalD_Wy_b1ebmVN7fNrA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/Wc1frBNaalD_Wy_b1ebmVN7fNrA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/bHd_g1d-vvc" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/palavras-de-poeta.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-88967280486741735832011-09-23T12:30:00.000+01:002011-09-23T12:30:02.408+01:002011-09-23T12:30:02.408+01:00Partilham:<div>- O meu sonho é <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">pinar</span> com 7 <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">gémeas</span> todas chamadas <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Jeniffer</span>.</div><div><br /></div><div>Acrescentam:</div><div>- Pode ser... Mas no meu caso juntava joelheiras e <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">babetes</span> à festa.</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-8896728048674173583?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vDr65LOCrlNp44EcSJx2xVkdEJo/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vDr65LOCrlNp44EcSJx2xVkdEJo/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vDr65LOCrlNp44EcSJx2xVkdEJo/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/vDr65LOCrlNp44EcSJx2xVkdEJo/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/4S4j50COdH8" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/7-gemeas.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-64959542464785407822011-09-23T08:00:00.000+01:002011-09-23T08:00:13.763+01:002011-09-23T08:00:13.763+01:00Concluem:<div>- Se o esperma fosse luminoso o teu cu seria uma lanterna!</div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-6495954246478540782?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ILf4PhNiO_DOfxOPJAeYGDIDVsQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ILf4PhNiO_DOfxOPJAeYGDIDVsQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ILf4PhNiO_DOfxOPJAeYGDIDVsQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/ILf4PhNiO_DOfxOPJAeYGDIDVsQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/px5sBXW5ZOs" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/lanterna-anal.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-80458471343608598852011-09-22T18:00:00.000+01:002011-09-22T18:00:01.364+01:002011-09-22T18:00:01.364+01:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">Rimam:</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">- Noiva sem calcinha é satanás na cabecinha.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Verdana; font-size: 12px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; ">- Vagina careca é o diabo na boneca.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-8045847134360859885?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P2-rlK2Pj6c5BUIrMp5M0aY-02M/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P2-rlK2Pj6c5BUIrMp5M0aY-02M/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P2-rlK2Pj6c5BUIrMp5M0aY-02M/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/P2-rlK2Pj6c5BUIrMp5M0aY-02M/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/jiCR49rAtXI" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/rimas-de-padre.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-22428616385250248302011-09-22T12:30:00.000+01:002011-09-22T12:30:00.464+01:002011-09-22T12:30:00.464+01:00<div>Lamentam:</div>- Tanta <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">cona</span> na boa vida e o meu <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">caralho</span> no desemprego.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-2242861638525024830?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B_QgNwm6tcF7dmIHyW0uz-HLEBg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B_QgNwm6tcF7dmIHyW0uz-HLEBg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B_QgNwm6tcF7dmIHyW0uz-HLEBg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/B_QgNwm6tcF7dmIHyW0uz-HLEBg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/nZltNtks-80" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/vaginas-boemias.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-60863678523153860652011-09-22T08:00:00.000+01:002011-09-22T08:00:04.659+01:002011-09-22T08:00:04.659+01:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" >Revelam:</span></div><meta equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><span class="Apple-style-span" >- A verdade é que Deus criou o homem antes da mulher para não ouvir palpites. </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-6086367852315386065?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LKoZAyVXjghwa1rmph8LKh0GrJc/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LKoZAyVXjghwa1rmph8LKh0GrJc/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LKoZAyVXjghwa1rmph8LKh0GrJc/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/LKoZAyVXjghwa1rmph8LKh0GrJc/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/CF-M1Tu5l_w" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/no-principio-dos-tempos.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-6363022514392868022011-09-21T18:00:00.000+01:002011-09-21T18:00:03.932+01:002011-09-21T18:00:03.932+01:00<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; ">Ditam:</span></div><meta equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: arial, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; ">- <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Colhão</span> trilhado não mais é recuperado.</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-636302251439286802?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g629axVp5A3MRTV-9QztRXczNNE/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g629axVp5A3MRTV-9QztRXczNNE/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g629axVp5A3MRTV-9QztRXczNNE/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/g629axVp5A3MRTV-9QztRXczNNE/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/SkdtBdXF700" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/dolorosa-verdade.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-16894314743069061642011-09-21T12:30:00.000+01:002011-09-21T12:30:02.867+01:002011-09-21T12:30:02.867+01:00<p>Declamam:</p><p>- O orifício circular corrugado localizado na parte ínfero-lombar da região glútea de um indivíduo em alto grau etílico deixa de estar em consonância com os ditames referentes ao direito individual de propriedade privada.</p> <p>Resumindo "Cu de Bêbado não tem dono" </p><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-1689431474306906164?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CR7Gt0AcCwFzv5Uj2owxbkE_NSg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CR7Gt0AcCwFzv5Uj2owxbkE_NSg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CR7Gt0AcCwFzv5Uj2owxbkE_NSg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/CR7Gt0AcCwFzv5Uj2owxbkE_NSg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/9cdJ_BYRciY" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/verborreia-coloquial.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-1685309341905859202011-09-21T08:00:00.000+01:002011-09-21T08:00:12.839+01:002011-09-21T08:00:12.839+01:00Sugerem:<div>- Estás com dor de cabeça? Queres que te faça um <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">encolpismo</span> a ver se passa?<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-168530934190585920?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WSlF9ld7m5Wi_3pjrFyYn8sma04/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WSlF9ld7m5Wi_3pjrFyYn8sma04/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WSlF9ld7m5Wi_3pjrFyYn8sma04/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/WSlF9ld7m5Wi_3pjrFyYn8sma04/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/BwvLVOjInD8" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/tratamento-peculiar.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-41138914806956726712011-09-20T18:00:00.000+01:002011-09-20T00:27:32.542+01:002011-09-20T00:27:32.542+01:00<div>Observam:</div>- As <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">mini</span>-saias são como o arame farpado... Tapam a propriedade mas não a visão!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-4113891480695672671?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6-oeNk1Y30p8MdDDJwQB_NoHSJs/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6-oeNk1Y30p8MdDDJwQB_NoHSJs/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6-oeNk1Y30p8MdDDJwQB_NoHSJs/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/6-oeNk1Y30p8MdDDJwQB_NoHSJs/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/0BCucTVCnC0" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/06/proteccao-reveladora.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-41530459205652287942011-09-20T12:30:00.000+01:002011-09-20T12:30:00.244+01:002011-09-20T12:30:00.244+01:00<p></p><span><span></span></span><span><span>Ensinam:</span></span><div><span><span>- As mulheres tem de ter pernas porque senão deixavam rasto como o caracol.</span></span><p></p></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-4153045920565228794?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4l1fGvATJmfCz6TswyIABC1PyoA/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4l1fGvATJmfCz6TswyIABC1PyoA/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4l1fGvATJmfCz6TswyIABC1PyoA/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/4l1fGvATJmfCz6TswyIABC1PyoA/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/0ar_92TguME" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/rasto-feminino.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-83603495183226093102011-09-20T08:00:00.000+01:002011-09-20T08:00:15.223+01:002011-09-20T08:00:15.223+01:00Transmitem:<div>- Se soubesse que ias ficar assim já te tinha atirado contra uma parede.<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-8360349518322609310?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/axWWeU-G-Am7Nenus2Y4oB9alPg/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/axWWeU-G-Am7Nenus2Y4oB9alPg/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/axWWeU-G-Am7Nenus2Y4oB9alPg/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/axWWeU-G-Am7Nenus2Y4oB9alPg/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/fTMYMwRiccU" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/09/amor-maternal.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-20812512001070868122011-01-01T18:00:00.001Z2011-01-01T18:00:01.954Z2011-01-01T18:00:01.954ZEnsinam:<br />- Os problemas são como os buracos do cu... Toda a gente os tem e na maior parte dos casos fedem.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-2081251200107086812?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/s3TKtw63yr4IRr9eTGNvgXJSbZM/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/s3TKtw63yr4IRr9eTGNvgXJSbZM/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/s3TKtw63yr4IRr9eTGNvgXJSbZM/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/s3TKtw63yr4IRr9eTGNvgXJSbZM/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/pXRy4qDScRg" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com2http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/01/boa-analogia.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-44299636115062323602011-01-01T12:30:00.001Z2011-01-01T12:30:00.999Z2011-01-01T12:30:00.999ZContam:<br />- Em cada geração há sempre uma puta e um ladrão.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-4429963611506232360?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cCd13KYdsd-eruBrnW6ID5twvGQ/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cCd13KYdsd-eruBrnW6ID5twvGQ/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cCd13KYdsd-eruBrnW6ID5twvGQ/1/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/cCd13KYdsd-eruBrnW6ID5twvGQ/1/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a></p><img 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ismap="true"></img></a></p><img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BojardasDoDia-a-dia/~4/8Lf47BWt2nM" height="1" width="1"/>Castigadorhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07540009611656212474noreply@blogger.com0http://gandabojarda.blogspot.com/2011/01/simples-mas-fatal.htmltag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5433661208450991057.post-75042081983175426942010-12-28T18:00:00.000Z2010-12-28T18:00:01.972Z2010-12-28T18:00:01.972ZGritam:<br />- Ó boneca, era a estrear mas sem estragar.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5433661208450991057-7504208198317542694?l=gandabojarda.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div> <p><a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0zkUOXP27lv-5b6931ncY3vdlJk/0/da"><img src="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0zkUOXP27lv-5b6931ncY3vdlJk/0/di" border="0" ismap="true"></img></a><br/> <a href="http://feedads.g.doubleclick.net/~a/0zkUOXP27lv-5b6931ncY3vdlJk/1/da"><img 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