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Katy Perry Finally Sees Sense

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 22:49:00 +0000

It is looking like Katy Perry has finally started to see sense, she seems to have realised that she is married to an unfunny untalented scruffy looking dirty bastard. I'm sure it must have been a cocktail of drugs and alcohol that has enabled the poor young girl to be able to get this far with the relationship. The irony of it all though is that it is Russell who has filed for divorce using the excuse that she is more worried about her career than starting a family. One question Russell is how did you expect to start a family without having sex? Another question Russell is how did you expect Katy to be able to have sex with you without being violently sick or ill? I mean look at the fucking state of you! Katy's father seems to have hit the nail on the head by praising the lord for the divorce and saying it is one of the greatest things to have happened to the family. As a father myself I must admit if either of my kids managed to off load a fucking tramp like this I too would be praising the lord. Well Russell you can take some warmth from the fact that you put Jonathan Ross career back a few years and upset the Sachs family but this girl is one step ahead and seems to have nipped your sordid pikey ways in the bud!

Ed Miliband Twitter And Blackbusters

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 14:38:00 +0000

Ed Miliband you are priceless, you just keep on giving! I suggest you all put your phones in a bin liner and throw them in the Thames. Blackbusters!

Celebrity Big Brother 2012 Star Guide

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 22:49:00 +0000

Celebrity Breakdown:

Michael Madsen- Cool Mother Fucker

Andrew Stone- Sad Sad Sad Bastard

Gareth Thomas- Bent Welsh Rugby Player

Blonde Twins- Who Gives A Flying Fuck

Nicola McClain- Psycho Bitch From Hell

Natalie Cassidy- Only Normal One In There

Frankie Fecking Cokeupthenoza- Complete Fucking Tool

Kirk Norcross- Not A Clue Who This Is?

Georgia Salpa- Immigrant Model

Natasha Giggs- Adulteress, Family & Home Wrecker

Romeo- 21 Seconds To Much For Me

Denise Welch- Loose Woman

Racism Politics And Twitter

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 19:53:00 +0000

Last night, about midnight to be fair I decided to have a little look at Twitter before I went to bed. I follow a wide variety of interesting folk and usually get a smile or two browsing through my timeline, last night though there were many tweets venting their disgust at a comment Diane Abbott MP had left earlier that day. Well I wasn't going to bed without having a look now was I, so off to Diane's profile I went to take a look at what the offending article may be. What I saw quite frankly shocked me, a senior politician spouting racism on Twitter! I had to respond with immediate effect, so I replied with " @HackneyAbbott #Ooof! Fucked up there dear! #Labour ". within less than 5 minutes I was blocked, exactly the same as Ed Balls, no sense of humour. But someone tell me please how anyone can advance so far in politics and be so stupid, this lady ran for leader of the Labour party. I think main stream political parties are seriously going to have to have a look at how this new age of media should be used, this is pretty damaging stuff and has without doubt damaged the party in the short term. It has yet again made Ed Miliband look weak whilst gifting the Tories with even more ammunition.

Grand Old Duke Of Pork Resigns

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:38:00 +0000

Reports just in "lol" have confirmed that Prince Andrew is to resign from his position as UK Trade Envoy, its all over allegations of some very dubious friendships. I'm sure he will be greatly missed by someone!

The Adventures Of Balls And His Brass Neck

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 21 Jul 2011 16:09:00 +0000

Ed has been at it again this week, by eck that lads got some brass neck! In fact if it were to be surgically removed, smelted and sold on the open market it would go a long way to recouping the billions of pounds Gordon lost selling the Gold. It has turned out that Ed is not best pleased that Dave Cameron and George Osbourne have apparently taken their eyes off the ball regarding all that's happening at the moment with the failing Euro. Quite what they are supposed to do about this problem is a mystery, it was the last government that signed it all away and as a result there is very little we can now do other than sit back and watch it all collapse. No this is Ed just trying to grab a cheap shot or two without relying on the hacking scandal.

Bolotix Says Sort Your Mobile Phone Tariff !

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 21:55:00 +0000

Bolotix can reveal today that three quarters of mobile phone users in England could be paying upwards of £200 per annum more than they need to. Bolotix believes that most people are un aware that by simply changing their mobile phone tariff mid contract could in turn save them literally hundreds of pounds. It is a little known fact that you can actually do this, should you find at the end of every month that you have not used anywhere near your allotted minuets then a simple call to downgrade will save you a small fortune.

Bolotix Looks At The New Flat-Rate State Pension

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 22:03:00 +0000

Bolotix believes that by 2015-16 Britain's new flat-rate state pension will be £155 pounds per person or £310 pounds per couple. Bolotix also believes that those who are already claiming a state pension at the moment are not going to receive this new simplified flat-rate scheme. This means that half of Britain's pensioners who are living in absolute poverty will still have to claim all the necessary low income benefits that are available in order to make ends meet. One frightening statistic that came out is that only a third of private sector employers now offer any sort of pension at all, that fueled with an ever ageing population is a recipe for disaster. In short we have to save for our retirement's, that is of course if you are lucky enough to have enough disposable income left at the end of the week to actually put some aside. Bolotix also wonders if you were lucky enough to have spare income for saving where is the best place to put it? Answers on a post card please.

By Dave George 5-4-2011 22:56

BA Staff To Strike Yet Again

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 22:31:00 +0000

They are at it again, cabin crew at British Airways have announced a fresh set of strikes. It would appear that the next wave of strikes are to be coordinated around the Easter holidays and Royal wedding. What's even more surprising is why they are striking, they are striking because of the lost perks and concessions during the last wave of strikes! Have these people not read a newspaper? Have they no idea what is going on in this country, or are they simply slaves to an out of date and out of touch union? If it's the latter then I fear the worst for them, the strike will be an ideal time to streamline the company during quieter times. Do I think they are ungrateful and stupid, you bet I do, are we about to see a union crushed, lets wait and see!

Auschwitz Turns To Facebook For Help

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 27 Jan 2011 20:40:00 +0000

It was a sad article I read today on Holocaust remembrance day that Auschwitz is in a very poor state of repair and is struggling to raise the funds to keep this vital lesson in history in good condition. As a centre of historic importance it has to be preserved as a reminder and proof of the terrible events that happened there, it is also a monument to the 1.1 million people who were brutally murdered there. I made the trip there my self in 2007, a very emotional experience that will live with me forever. I am glad I went, it is an eerie silent horrible place and at times you physically can not comprehend where you are standing. As a monument it has to exist, it must exist. They now have a Facebook page which they are using as a platform for both remembrance and fund raising purposes. I am putting the link for the Facebook page here.

Bolotix Reports That Dubai Is Sinking

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 15:33:00 +0000

I'm a big believer in karma, and I also believe that if you invested your hard earned money in any of the insanity that Dubai has offered over the last thirteen years then you will get what you deserve. It is a grotesque place full of mind boggling selfishness. If you are wondering what I am talking about then let me enlighten you. Bolotix has found out recently that due to a combination of poor engineering an gross financial problems that the island complex is literally sinking back in to the sea. It has been reported that only Greenland is en-habited, Ireland was bought by a gentleman whom committed suicide when his investment collapsed and as for England the owner of that is serving seven years in jail for fraud. Nice place, nice people eh. Why anyone would want to invest large amounts of personal capital on a holiday resort in the middle east is beyond me, the only thing I can think of is GREED.

Bolotix Say Two Eds Are Better Than One

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sat, 22 Jan 2011 00:45:00 +0000

At Bolotix we have heard that Ed Miliband has said yesterday evening that he has no wishes to repeat the soap opera of the Blair and Brown years. As he drove his message of reform to his new shadow chancellor Ed Balls "whom I hate with every living cell in my body" the Tories must have been pinching themselves with both joy and complete disbelief. Tory deputy chairman Michael Fallon said: "It beggars belief that Ed Balls has been appointed shadow chancellor. The man responsible for Britain's economic mess has returned. The Labour Party has learnt nothing and is now led entirely by Gordon Brown's old team."

Well apart from the absence of one or two people he is absolutely correct. What a mess Labour are now in, right back where they started prior to losing the general election. Way To Go Ed and well done. It is obvious for all to see that Balls has his eye on the number one job, Ed Miliband is the only person that cant see this or is just to plain weak to do anything about it. He probably doesn't want to upset anyone, you know, rock the boat. Like I said in an earlier post this week, after nine months in the top job I expected a lot lot more!

British Airways Cabin Crew To Strike Again

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Fri, 21 Jan 2011 23:29:00 +0000

Love a duck It's a good job at Bolotix we don't like flying. Those greedy bastard cabin crew at BA have voted in favour of strike action yet again. It looks like the best paid cabin crew in the sky were not amused at their two year pay freeze, if ever a group of individuals needed a reality check it's this lot. As far as the private sector stands at the moment these guys are lucky to have a freeze, most of us have taken a huge pay cut.

Sideshow Rihanna

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 23:12:00 +0000

That's right folks, she may well be the only girl in the world but you could be forgiven for asking what's her name. I had to do a double take this evening when I saw Rhianna sporting what seems to be a sideshow Bob hair do. It's just a shame that she didn't complete the outfit with some massive boots, you have to give it to the girl she is definitely an innovator of fashion.

See the resemblance?

For me though it isn't one of her better looks, may be if she had gone for the blue Marge or yellow Lisa hair do it might have fared better. My only other concern is that if she carries on with all the dye and chemicals on the old noggin she could end up like poor old Homer.

Imagine That!

Balls Is Back

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 19:58:00 +0000

Ed "vote winner" Balls is to take the fight to the government, he is said to be disgusted that the coalition are trying to repair the damage left behind by the last government. "Our task ahead is to take on George Osborne and David Cameron's decision to cut too far and too fast, recklessly putting jobs and growth at risk," Balls said. Is it me or have the Labour party forgotten that all they left this country was an envelope containing a sarcastic letter saying there was nothing left. How can this fool even hold this position when it was himself and Calamity Browns handiwork that left this country in complete financial ruin. Can anyone out there explain to me why this man is fit to be in the shadow cabinet? I will say this though, it wont be long now before Ed Miliyawn has gone.

Alan Johnson Resigns As Shadow Chancellor

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 18:13:00 +0000

So Alan has decided to call it a day, shame really as he was one of the more palatable members of the shadow cabinet. Its looking almost certain that Ed Balls "whom I hate with a passion" is to take over the roll. This bunch are getting to be a slimier set up on a daily basis, I wouldn't be at all surprised to see the re appointments of Mandy and Alastair Campbell. Well I for one wish him all the best and hope he sorts his personal affairs out, its just sad to see the decent ones go, James Purnell left with dignity intact as well shame he was stabbed in the back by Dave Miliband.

Obama And The Moon

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 23:18:00 +0000

Old news I know, but congratulations America and thanks Barack for the cancellation of your return to the moon. You are all now better off to the tune of six dollars each. I thought that Socialism / Communism was all but eradicated from your shores! What a shame, like Britain over the last 13 years once everything has supposedly been fairly distributed out you too will have nothing left. What next, the military! You would all have at least thirty dollars a piece for that one. He has to go guys, he's no good.

Ed The Talking Horse

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 19 Jan 2011 21:57:00 +0000

Wow,
Day off today so I treated my self to Prime Ministers Question Time at mid day whilst doing a few household chores. This was the first chance I have had to watch the leader of the opposition Ed Miliband at the despatch box, Dave Cameron I have seen plenty of times before and he did not disappoint. Polished, calculated and well rehearsed he handled everything thrown at him with absolute precision, it made for good viewing. However Ed was a completely different story, nervous shy and borderline pathetic! What have the Labour party done, this man has no charisma, policy or direction. After nine months I must admit I expected more, It is always healthy for any democracy to have a strong opposition but sadly here in the UK it looks like all we have is Pee Wee Herman. I have no doubt that he is there for all the right reasons but how much time as a party are they going to waste before ousting him, not long I hope.