Google Readertag:google.com,2005:reader/user/11902581303438071205/state/com.google/broadcastCIWQ1-mu-50Cbonni2009-11-10T22:11:31ZSubscribe with My Yahoo!Subscribe with NewsGatorSubscribe with My AOLSubscribe with BloglinesSubscribe with NetvibesSubscribe with GoogleSubscribe with PageflakesSubscribe with FeedLoungetag:google.com,2005:reader/item/c1230472f46f0b4f2009-11-10T18:00:23Z2009-11-10T18:00:23Z<div><br><p><br> <img src="http://totallylookslike.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/jamie-hyneman-totally-looks-like-swedish-painter-carl-larsson.jpg" alt="jamie hyneman totally looks like swedish painter carl larsson" title="jamie-hyneman-totally-looks-like-swedish-painter-carl-larsson"></p> <p>Jamie Hyneman Totally Looks Like Swedish Painter Carl Larsson</p> <p><a rel="nofollow" href="http://mine.icanhascheezburger.com/builder.aspx">» Think you can do better? 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src="http://imgur.com/SrW5N.jpg" alt="" width="450" height="608"></p> Posted in Comedy, History, Internet Tagged: Comedy, History, models, weight gain <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gocomments/theaox.wordpress.com/766/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/comments/theaox.wordpress.com/766/"></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godelicious/theaox.wordpress.com/766/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/delicious/theaox.wordpress.com/766/"></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/gostumble/theaox.wordpress.com/766/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/stumble/theaox.wordpress.com/766/"></a> <a rel="nofollow" href="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/godigg/theaox.wordpress.com/766/"><img alt="" border="0" src="http://feeds.wordpress.com/1.0/digg/theaox.wordpress.com/766/"></a> <a rel="nofollow" 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I promised you a War of Jenkins' Ear strip, and it's on it's way, but first I have yet another Viking strip for you:<br><br><img src="http://www.tezoarillustration.com/weblog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/valkyrieslr.jpg"><br><br>It might not be a History Time, strictly speaking, but apparently they really did give two of the Valkyries the names Bossy and Unstable...<br><br>See you next week

(author unknown)tag:google.com,2005:reader/feed/http://community.livejournal.com/history_time/data/rsstag:google.com,2005:reader/item/714f7d0f96e5a82f2009-11-08T23:49:30Z2009-11-08T23:49:30Z

City warned to brace for hottest start to November since 1902.

(author unknown)tag:google.com,2005:reader/feed/http://feeds.theage.com.au/rssheadlines/top.xmltag:google.com,2005:reader/item/5720ecfeeb51d6392009-11-09T11:00:15Z2009-11-09T11:00:15Z<p>(<em>Farm</em> | <em>Hawarden, IA, USA</em>)</p><p><em>(Most corn that is grown in Iowa is for livestock. We sell sweet corn at our stand that sits in front of our feed corn field by the road.)</em></p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> “I want some of that corn.” <em>*gestures toward feed corn field*</em></p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> “Oh, that’s not sweet corn. That’s feed corn.”</p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> “What?! All corn is sweet corn.”</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> “No, there is sweet corn grown especially for humans and feed corn grown for cattle.”</p> <p><strong>Customer:</strong> “Bulls***! I know you stupid hicks are trying to cheat me! Cows are meat-eaters!”</p>admin173388960659694005100159025038893949813014298926834408922932097817593235197636411408206619401015950410822634149885101406166238456005592891530788672982539957964203193514697045874111134417676169173875181090914884500085378310819982663021502244147241628602540528661300746014755265861611331418399348752655036518663153123937691469513723122831097310754547791841681523074618231205392614430816950694678615466913479452021008739417138939752875649678280232719549975222813012406010835169529228169001067857012429041201895642091038008800100768602025568634112072613770733007941840852986457314971600438517323906344697060569194787894552261102666515481029243101454034216327994982076603017421342635490970067915648735097914109485182560303285184408529323816366621000055745956525981814475787618107490903032551732621901537070799913249383355633308765340281247835079089341686751521760671223013636748165170013429546871842004255tag:google.com,2005:reader/feed/http://notalwaysright.com/feedtag:google.com,2005:reader/item/1ef03750140da8522009-11-08T11:00:25Z2009-11-08T11:00:25Z<div><br><p><br> <img title="funny-pictures-cat-watches-soaps" src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/funny-pictures-cat-watches-soaps.jpg" alt="funny pictures of cats with captions"></p> <p>SHH! 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By: Joyce Shafer When negativity knocks at your door, do you recognize it and send it away? Or do you invite it in for dinner, or worse, to stay with you as long as it likes—possibly for your lifetime?

(author unknown)11902581303438071205tag:google.com,2005:reader/feed/http://www.religionandspirituality.com/rss/tag:google.com,2005:reader/item/a310d5a93f0334e22009-11-09T10:00:35Z2009-11-09T10:00:35Z<p>(<em>Hotel</em> | <em>McMinnville, OR, USA</em>)</p><p><em>(A hotel guest who has been at our hotel for eight days comes up to the front desk while I am on duty.)</em></p> <p><strong>Hotel guest:</strong> “Excuse me, I’d like to make an complaint.”</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> “Of course, ma’am, let me grab a comment card for you and we can discuss the problem to see if we can’t remedy it.”</p> <p><strong>Hotel guest:</strong> “I don’t see how you could fix it, but your maid staff is stupid!”</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> “I’m sorry, ma’am, what was it that was done to cause the problem?”</p> <p><strong>Hotel guest:</strong> “Well, they never cleaned our room! In the whole week, we’ve been here they never once cleaned the room! I’ve had to ask for new towels and new soap every day, and the room is starting to smell!”</p> <p><em>(Upon checking her reservation information, I notice a “no service” comment has been put up on all but the first night.)</em></p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> “Well, ma’am, it does appear that the maid service does recognize that they were never able to come in and clean your room. I know this sounds silly, but there was ever a ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign put on your door?”</p> <p><strong>Hotel guest:</strong> “No! I did not put any signs on my door! They came to us so G** D*** early in the morning! We stay out late and have a good time and they are knocking at 10 am to come clean!”</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> “I apologize, ma’am. That is when their rounds typically start, any time after 9 am. Did they never come back after you asked them to come later?”</p> <p><strong>Hotel guest:</strong> “Oh, yes! They came back at 3 pm, right when I was taking my afternoon nap! Woke me up! They came back around 3 or 4 pm and wanted to clean then! But I was sleeping! Honestly!”</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> “So, let me make sure I understand you. The housekeeping came two times a day, and both times you sent them away because it was either too early or you were taking a nap…and you are wanting to complain that your room was never cleaned?”</p> <p><strong>Hotel guest:</strong> “Yes! It’s like they didn’t even care about us!”</p> <p><strong>Me:</strong> “Well, I can at least remedy this for the rest of your stay. What time would you prefer housekeeping come to the room?”</p> <p><strong>Hotel guest:</strong> “Oh I don’t know! But not those times!”</p> <p><em>(I try for another 30 minutes to come to satisfy the guest, but she gets too upset and storms off. My manager, a great people-pleaser, ends up giving them a free night’s stay for their next trip.)</em></p>admin17338896065969400510142989268344089229321082263414988510140607886729825399579642147241628602540528661594593868758273392210754547791841681523074618231205392614431389397528756496782812219137743331358437023271954997522281301201895642091038008805319113161601620861049314010032651107370605691947878945522614566681681685279166tag:google.com,2005:reader/feed/http://notalwaysright.com/feedtag:google.com,2005:reader/item/cffd6df94205818c2009-11-09T05:47:11Z2009-11-09T05:47:11Z

The city of romance got a lesson in love's hard knocks as would-be divorcees flocked by the thousands to the French capital's first annual divorce fair.

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Last weekend I saw four A M A Z I N G toupees within one hour. Unable to pry my gaze away from the mesmerizing vision of such captivating adornment, I decided to pay homage by lovingly recreating what I...

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