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		<title>Catching (and throwing) up</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Feb 2013 22:06:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://boogersandburps.com/?attachment_id=3466" rel="attachment wp-att-3466"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;Well, friends, I figured now is as good a time as any to slink back to my blog, blushing and apologizing profusely for my interupptus unexpectedi (I&amp;#8217;m sure that&amp;#8217;s real Latin).&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Let&amp;#8217;s see&amp;#8230;I just picked up Boy #3 from school, the fourth member of our household to catch the most violent vomiticious [...]
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		<title>The disappearing little boy</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 17 Oct 2012 15:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://boogersandburps.com/?attachment_id=3459" rel="attachment wp-att-3459"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;They just refuse to stay little.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;I knew it was coming. Boy #3 turned 8 in August and even though he&amp;#8217;s just in the 2nd grade, he is transforming from little boy to plain ol&amp;#8217; boy right before my eyes.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Darn him.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;It started with him talking about a girl he likes. [...]
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		<title>Kids write the darndest things</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 14:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://boogersandburps.com/?attachment_id=3454" rel="attachment wp-att-3454"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;I love this kid.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;This week his second grade teacher sent home a journal entry he wrote so we could read it. The kids were supposed to finish the prompt: &amp;#8220;The best gift I ever received was&amp;#8230;&amp;#8221; Here&amp;#8217;s what what was scrawled in his sloppy handwriting:&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;My mom and dad were the [...]
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		<title>Move over Honey Boo Boo</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2012 19:49:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;This morning I was checking my email when I came across an email from &lt;a href="http://www.lisaleonardonline.com/default.aspx"&gt;Lisa Leonard Designs&lt;/a&gt; announcing that Lisa and her family will be the subject of a new reality TV show, &amp;#8220;Life By Design.&amp;#8221; If you don&amp;#8217;t know who Lisa Leonard is, you must take a moment and &lt;a href="http://www.lisaleonardonline.com/default.aspx"&gt;click over to [...]
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		<title>Verizon Jetpack and Gift Card Giveaway (or How to Share WiFi in a Clown Car)</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2012 16:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I used to be all about Apple. I&amp;#8217;ve had more MacBooks than I care to admit (mostly due to one of my boys dropping or otherwise mutilating them), and I was a devoted iPhone user until we moved out of AT&amp;#38;T coverage. Giving that up was a sad, sad day.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Recently, though, I&amp;#8217;ve had the [...]
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		<title>Our perfectly imperfect themed birthday party</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Sep 2012 19:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
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		<description>&lt;p&gt;I have a thing for themes.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;Any kind of theme, really. I love pulling things together into a fun package. I loved it as a H.S. Language Arts teacher, I love it as a curator of features like Handmade in Iowa for the &lt;a href="http://www.desmoinesregister.com"&gt;Des Moines Register&lt;/a&gt;, and I love it as a mom.&lt;/p&gt; &lt;p&gt;In [...]
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		<title>There, and here: A perspective on suburbs vs. small towns</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2012 19:27:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
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		<title>When it’s hard NOT to write</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2012 19:16:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
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		<title>The 2012 Small-Town 4th of July Parade Recap</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 16:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
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		<title>Happy Independence Day!</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2012 13:19:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paula</dc:creator>
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