Coffee, Books, JoJo, and Shameless Self Promotion..

Redesign

2011-06-03T23:25:00.000-04:00

Hello all,

We will be undergoing a redesign within a few months, I am planning to redo this blog and make it more political, so barf if you must. I want to help point out the great things people are doing to bring our country and our world together and bring truth, love and peace to the world.

Lets start with this, click HERE to help a Glenn Beck support the people of Israel. If you believe in humanity, then you must know that all peoples have a right to exist. Don't bother giving me any crap about the plight of the palestinians, their government put them in any plight they are in by refusing to recognize another peoples right to exist and by committing routine acts of violence against their neighbor.

We will not even get into the fact about how ridiculous and violent their culture is. So, join me if you want to stand up for what is right, don't let it happen again!

Thanks, grab a cup of coffee and DRINK UP!

And if I only could...(A Poem)

2011-05-27T01:20:00.000-04:00

"And If I Only Could"

Walk into the fields of life
Free of worry, free of strife
If I only could, share the truth
God's promise and heavenly sluice

Slide down and drink a cup of water
From a fountain of youth and fodder
For a soul so deemed unworthy
Not here, but in heaven trustworthy

Make a deal with God and heed
The answer calling, no need or greed
Listen well my child, for heaven calls
Upon us all to stand up, defend the walls
Of freedom, freedom makes its last stand
Truth makes it's last stand here, HEAR!

That's just it, isn't it?

Not Nine Days Nine Hours - Poetry and Coffee bites

2011-05-16T19:00:00.000-04:00

Just a quick tidbit on coffee, Seattle's Best... isn't. Okay that says enough about that. I got more important things to tender to.

"Nine Hours"

Nine hours spent spending still
Nine hours spent winding hill
Where nine hours went I do not know
Nine hours went where I can not go

Nine till noon time was spinning
Hours ticking away and I wasn't winning
Nine hours bickering in my head
Just nine hours until I've read

Nine hours last chapter and I've bet
My last nine dollars and I've let
The diggers dig too deep, down
Into the crust of my soul, drown

In water so shallow, only nine hours
Nine hours to go and God's powers
Turned the clock back those nine hours
God's love saving us from sins devours

Nine hours later... I breathed a sigh of relief.

Doesn't Seem Like Nine Days: A Poem 4 U&Me.

2011-05-10T21:52:00.000-04:00

Really, it doesn't seem like that long since I posted? Oh well, here is a little something to cure your blues and spread the news. JoJo wishes you had some clues, pay your dues.... we could roll in the hay we just may?

Anyway...

"Time Passes"

With every click and clack of the clock
With every pitter patter and every knock
Time passes very quickly stocking up
A laundry list of regrets and supposes

Within foundry of steel find your reserves
In truth and love you'll get your deserves
Trust in heaven and love of he above
Twisting time and space giving peace of dove

Time slips through a humans grip and dwindles
Down before you know it on the diddles
Of our nature to let it go so quickly
Don't let it go so quickly my friends
Touch faith and freedom before it's too late
Kingdom of God is truly, truly great

Time passed but you didn't care...

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Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

More Poetry, Less Books, Less Coffee and SADLY... Less JoJo :(

2011-05-01T14:41:00.001-04:00

I am sure there are those out there who miss JoJo. I don't know who they are, but I am sure they are out there. He may return some day but he needed a long vacation. Many people don't realize the effort that he put into his posts and that he made over 100 posts in the span of a month! I know that would wear me out. In the mean time, you are here, I am here... ENJOY THE POETRY DAMN IT! :P
Oh... and go rate it on Helium!

"It seems"

Seems my life is full of twists and turns

It winds and wanders and wistfully earns
A spot on the docket today, judged
Yet nudged into a position of malaise
But I stutter now a bid adieu

Seems it will be begun anew and given
Life again been spun and driven into
A new direction and when I try to fight
He shows me a divine unearthly light

It seems I have what I needed all along
A strength in faith and heavenly song
God's will be done, and not my own
I am sure in time, all will be shown
Faithfully yours..

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

Short Poem

2011-04-30T12:43:00.000-04:00

"Coffee and Custard"

I have my coffee, and I've found my custard
It is true that time has mustered
A little support and a little love for country
Pray tell then where is our country?
Nowhere to be found, checked all over town
Now is it that we'll be forgotten?
No way no how we'll be downtrodden
Stand up for us

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

Oh JoJo, where'd you go? And a poem of measure.

2011-04-28T21:38:00.001-04:00

Dear JoJo fans, of whom there were almost none. He's come undone at the seems and won't be back for awhile but I will continue to share his legacy with you as often as I can. I continue to wonder if i'll get back on train because my track is off the rails. Yes, that's it. Now hear this...

"Trust"

"Even if you cannot bare it then
It will be bared sometime again
Born of trust without earthly sin
Born of rust with no earthly den

Bittersweet melodies play out
Bitter beat melodies of doubt
It will all be fine if you see
God in your trust, and trust
In god heavenly father must
Hold us up...

It's time and time is over
To play dead and roll
Just as it is in life and after
Trust is truly the master
Feel out whats true first and trust
In God"

Thanks to him, I can trust that no matter what happens I'll be okay, I hope you can all do the same.

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

Believing is seeing and such is such! Check this psychic out!

2011-04-25T22:04:00.000-04:00

Many of you know me as a joker and that I am, but this I am amazed at, this lady is absolutely dead on in her psychic readings and I kid you not, she didn't know my last name or anything else about me but she picked up on a lot of what was going on currently in my life and well what I believe may happen. Craziness from the mouth of JoJo but BELIEVE IT!

Click HERE!

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

Happy Easter

2011-04-23T23:36:00.000-04:00

Happy Easter from Tim and JoJo,

Have a great Easter tomorrow everyone, flog a few homeless antarctic cats in celebration of the resurrection. Okay... that's awful, don't do that. But do enjoy yourselves!

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

"Dear" a poem, JoJo says Hi.

2011-04-23T13:53:00.000-04:00

"Dear"

"You have my heart dear

Naught a drought to fear

You have my heart dear

Spiritually see it so clear

Dear you have my heart

Believe in God you start

Dear you have my heart

Falling just a little apart

My heart dear has you

Holding safe and true

My heart dear has you

Loving grace too new

I know you feel in your heart

The Lord and his love can't part

Trust in this and live it through

And your life won't be blue,

Dear..."

JoJo says hello, he wishes for you to drink more coffee and then go a way and read some books in the name of the father, the son, and the holy nacho libre. :) Just kidding(sign of the cross). Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

JoJo

2011-04-20T14:33:00.000-04:00

Oh where for art thou? JoJo will unfortunately not be able to check in on a regular basis anymore as there are too many important things in his plastic life that require his attention. But we're still here. Check in from time to time and we'll check out! Read any good books lately?

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!

Coffee Review + Word of the day + Inspiration = Drink up!

2011-04-14T23:50:00.000-04:00

Decided to do a much simpler coffee review since I'll never get it done if I do not. JoJo agrees.

Okay so Eight O Clock Colombian blend, how is it you ask? Well it's pretty delicious if I do say so, review over.

Actually no it's not.

Taste: 4.0/5 Alright so JoJo and I disagree here, he thought it was a little fruity for a Colombian blend, I agree it's got some weird notes, but it smooths out and tastes like a bold Colombian rich flavor.

Smell: Nothing to report that is out of the ordinary, it smells as you would expect this kind of coffee to smell, sort of bitter yet with a nice aroma of caffeine induced happiness, 3.5/5

Packaging: Plain, DULL!! What can I say, they took a new direction with their packaging style and we don't like it but it could be worse. 3.0/5

Staying power and total: 3.5/5: It's no heavenly brew, but it's good on an average day and an average budget.

Word of the day!!

"JoJo has a moratory style of writing, don't rush heem!"

Yes that was an awful use of heem instead of him.

Inspirational quote, www.dictionary.com!

"For those who want to save their life will lose it, and those who lose their life for my sake, and for the sake of the gospel, will save it."

WORD....of the day.

2011-04-11T22:17:00.000-04:00

Just me, JoJo is taking another hiatus or something, I think he'll be back soon. In the meantime, take this and use it wisely.

"If you come here regularly, you will cry pools of tears, and you will recognize my balderdash."

And these are the times that try mens souls. You have been advised.

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

JoJo Uses The Word Of The Day!! + Inspiration !<><>

2011-04-09T14:53:00.000-04:00

As I sit here and ponder the meaning of life, I also drink coffee. Today I am drinking an Eight O'Clock coffee, Colombian. It's good, I can't remember if I already reviewed it, but I think that I will. Simply to say that its going to get high marks, look for it next week. More vague and empty promises :). I digress... oh yes, nope just time for the word of the day, go outside and read some books!

"Don't ever let JoJo get his tenterhooks in you, ha ha just kidding... sometimes I get the tenterhooks."

Tenterhook me, ouch! Now for your daily inspirational quote from our friends at dictionary.com!

"Be studious in your profession, and you will be learned. Be industrious and frugal, and you will be rich. Be sober and temperate, and you will be healthy. Be in general virtuous, and you will be happy. At least you will, by such conduct, stand the best chance for such consequences." - Benjamin Franklin

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

JoJo Uses The Word Of The Day!! + Inspiration !<><>

2011-04-08T13:24:00.000-04:00

Yeah, we forgot to do this the other day, so what... you wanna fight JoJo about it? Well he's taking a break from the ring okay, no battles allowed. We bring this word of the day to you sponsored by nobody but we want to shout out to Starbucks coffee for making good stuff and of course Dr. Pepper. Pay us!!

"I will futz around today, JoJo will futz you up! In conclusion, futz off! :P" I kid, I laugh, you laugh we all laugh?

And to inspire you, here is a quote

"O Lord, how manifold are thy works! in wisdom hast thou made them all: the earth is full of thy riches. "

Yes, even the poorest among you can be happy, for the true wealth is measured in the happiness of the spirit.

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

"Today in the light" A poem...

2011-04-07T13:42:00.000-04:00

I just wanted to share this one with you all, thanks for reading.

"Today in the light"

We walk alone in the darkness of lies
In truth we walk with him, an angel cries
Be forthright with your brethren
Be bright with your family, heathen
Towards an unknown we spin
Sinners we always were and be
Kneeling in humility is what we must
In his benevolence not gone in dust
Trust that if you spend today in the light
You will sleep well in silent night

The little touches of inspiration come from strange places, JoJo says may God bless you all. Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

JoJo Uses The Word Of The Day

2011-04-05T15:14:00.001-04:00

Thus far I have failed in my quest to provide more useful and purposeful content. This is not unusual and you are not surprised. Thank you may I have another? No? Well then.. onwards gentleladies and fleamen.

"JoJo is quite irascible when put to the test. What kind of test you ask? The test of a lifetime of course, a tour of duty in the arctic, the call of the wild!"

I'm rather irascible but I'll get over it. I just need some time to get JoJo to settle down so I can get some things done. That's all folks.

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

JoJo Uses The Word Of The Day!! He Hath Returned!! For now!! YES!!

2011-04-04T13:12:00.000-04:00

Hi everyone, JoJo was on a lengthy hiatus, better than a short one so I've been told? Well... now that I've been disturbing enough, lets get to the meat. We will dish out our usual word of the day column and I am seriously doing my best to get a coffee review done. I do not want a sub par review on my blog and I refuse to be anything less than par. Sub Zero.... now that's okay. Without adieu, I will allow you to continue.

"JoJo dappled the landscape with fresh blood, that of the Antarctic beasts who stood before him. He waded through the carcasses looking for lucre, lots of lucre and perhaps a cup of coffee."

Have you dappled today? If not I suggest you don't try it. I dappled one time and it ruined the coffee table.

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

Fresh!

2011-03-31T14:20:00.000-04:00

So it struck me that I need some fresh content, but then I thought.. nah that's a rotten idea. Anyway I'm going to get a coffee review up sometime before the end of the week and maybe a new battle, but I think it's next week before the next ultimate battle. So just thought I'd let you all know that my brain as of late is occupado by things other than JoJo and his campaign of rending flesh from homeless Arctic cats, but I have not forgotten you.

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

JoJo Uses The Word Of The Day + Links And Short Poem!!

2011-03-30T11:20:00.001-04:00

Silly JoJo forgot his duties yesterday, but I never forget mine. That is to honor you guys and respect you as the readers of this blog. I salute you. I'm just kidding, you don't deserve that much stinkin respect! But I do appreciate you all, seriously!

"JoJo however, really wants to see some lucre! Nothing wrong with going for the lucre, lucre lucre lucre. Sorry it's a fun word."

Lucre me up some other time then? I really shouldn't be doing this in the morning, I hate mornings, JoJo hates every hour except hour number 25.

Poetry by JoJo:

Cut like ice to the bone
Warrior in the grey unknown
Hurts like the sting in the bee
Yet makes ya laugh and slap a knee
So just love your JoJo and be free

Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

Yep, It's WORD OF THE DAY TIME!

2011-03-28T20:18:00.000-04:00

A fresh title for a not so fresh column. Enjoy this rotten sandwich of word play and demagoguery or some such spectacularly lavish pretense.

"JoJo has received his afflatus. He asked the duck if the check was in the mail. Wait that's aflac? Oh... sorry, never you mind."

I don't know if I've yet received an afflatus but I think it will come through this blog. JoJo is the key to the universe. He has..... THE POWER!

-The JoJo has spoken, prepare to be boarded, Grab a cup and DRINK UP!!

Blameless, A JoJo Poem!

2011-03-27T20:51:00.000-04:00

JoJo was never quite true
With all that was not his due
Feelings in heart, not fear
Inner turmoil, a tiny tear

He dropped his guard
One too many times
He swung his sword...
Never sung like a bard

He didn't give in and didn't give up
His meter had changed, and his style abrupt
But he's not blameless in this oh no
He's just a bit crazy cause he is... JoJo!

Enjoy, have a mint. Grab a cup, DRINK UP!!

The JoJo'ized Word Of The Day!

2011-03-27T17:23:00.002-04:00

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Okay...

Still here?? Okay word of the day then :)

"JoJo will not, and must not allow you to think he is equivocating. He will... oh yes he will, kill and flog any and all homeless Antarctic cats that cross his path, or yours, or anyone, or someones."

Remember folks, you should never equivocate, because its equivocation that ruined the world and caused people to cry. Grab a cup, and Drink UP!!

The Battle For The Future!!!

2011-03-27T15:36:00.000-04:00

Just kidding, it's just our weekly battle segment that you all enjoy so much. Who will JoJo crush under his boot of infamy this time? Who will he slay and feed to the plethora of homeless Antarctic kittens? Who will read this and waste their time? All answers you will be given today, IT'S TIME!!! FIGHTING OUT OF THE BLUE CORNER.... JoJo The Travelin Sideshow, this man is made of a shiny epoxy resin and uses Antarctic martial arts skills and a big gun to dominate his opponents. FIGHTING OUT OF THE RED CORNER.... The Black Fury, this man is an unknown evil scum lord, using what appears to be alien like weaponry to attempt world domination. LETS GET IT ON!

JoJo was caught unaware as he came into his rundown apartment!

The Black Fury pounced!!

He has JoJo pinned in a precarious position!

OH NO!! JoJo is stabbed! :(

Sweep move, JoJo uses his weapon to take out The Black Fury's legs!

Everything is back on the up and up and JoJo is in control!

But WAIT! The Black Fury pulls a blizzard fast backflip scissor kick to the shoulders type move!!

Not looking good again...

JoJo leaps to his feet and they lock into an eternal struggle.

Ahah, but not so fast, it was only a moment before JoJo overcame The Black Fury!!

It's over Fury, surrender to the might of JoJo!

As you can see, it's futile to face off with the master of disaster, the vindicator of the slovenly, the hero of the hoagies, the ice cream of the bowl, the... okay. Sorry. Have a good day, the next battle will be just as epic that I can assure you, for JoJo he does not toy with weaklings. Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!

JoJo Uses The Word Of The Day!! And Some Self Realizing!

2011-03-26T13:16:00.000-04:00

So it occurred to me that I haven't been shameless lately, well let me just say this. I must ask you to please understand that JoJo has not eaten anything more than bread and tuna scraps for the past year, pity him! Okay that's not true, but still... he wants your love and he wants your comments, please feel free to comment on any of our posts. While we do know that we don't necessarily post the most debatable and passion inducing material, we do appreciate your perspective on things. That said, JoJo will now use the word of the day in a mild and coma inducing manner.

"It is a verisimilitude (what a word huh?) that JoJo has few admirers, but that will change, someday he will have a statue of his shiny body in your hometown square! I know what you are thinking... no JoJo is not a commie bastard."

He's not, really, but he wants a statue. Thanks for tuning in, you can leave now. Grab a cup, and DRINK UP!!