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<rss version="2.0"><channel><title>Boop Humor</title><link>http://www.boophumor.com</link><description>The latest videos, articles and jokes from Boop Humor</description><language>en</language><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 04:18:00 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:34:57 GMT</lastBuildDate><item><title>Harrington Township</title><link>http://www.boophumor.com/shorts/harrington.html</link><description>One of the most notorious communities in America has just released their latest ad in a nationwide public relations blitz.

&lt;a href="http://www.boophumor.com/shorts/harrington.html"&gt;Watch Harrington Township's ad&lt;/a&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">{48083f-f20-2a55-db2-2ca4fe25787f}</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:34:57 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Why Is Coca-Cola So Mean?</title><link>http://www.boophumor.com/shorts/cocacola.html</link><description>We found this TV ad by Coca-Cola and were just shocked that they thought they could pull this off. If you're easily offended, look out, because they've really stepped over the line this time.

&lt;a href="http://www.boophumor.com/shorts/cocacola.html"&gt;Watch Why Is Coca-Cola So Mean?&lt;/a&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">{9a4fff87-96f9-fd4d-40dd-bbc25004a2e0}</guid><pubDate>Sun, 17 Jun 2007 04:21:32 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Larry Falldown Show</title><link>http://www.boophumor.com/shorts/larry.html</link><description>The most unpredictable TV show in America. Don't miss, "The Larry Falldown Show"

&lt;a href="http://www.boophumor.com/shorts/larry.html"&gt;Watch The Larry Falldown Show&lt;/a&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">{7b69feb1-2a7d-ca58-a4c6-f14b5ed521a8}</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 02:28:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Scam Protection: audio</title><link>http://www.boophumor.com/shorts/scam.html</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Getting scammed sucks. Luckily, for all the suckers out there, Trojan Horse Scam Protection is looking out for you.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boophumor.com/shorts/scam.html"&gt;Scam Protection&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">59AA9B8D-10FD-4555-9E75-0306B9842BD6</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 00:05:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Mr. Semprini's Delight: a short video</title><link>http://www.boophumor.com/shorts/semprini.html</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Mr. Semprini's unusual addiction gets him into trouble.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boophumor.com/shorts/semprini.html"&gt;Watch Mr. Semprini's Delight&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">59AA9B8D-10FD-4555-9E75-0306B9842BD6</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>The Gentleman's Guide to Suicide</title><link>http://boophumor.com/words/suicide.html</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Let's face it, thousands of people kill themselves everyday. Many are guilt ridden, trapped in an unloving relationship, or have become overwhelmed by the futility of life. While we fully understand the need to put an end to things, there is simply no excuse for being impolite.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;True gentlemen know that it takes careful planning to ensure that your special day is pulled off with just the right mixture of class, manners, and courtesy. We've compiled some essential advice to ensure that your suicide will be remembered for its refined execution. Remember to keep these words of wisdom in your mind at all times: "suicide isn't about me, it's about everyone but me".&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boophumor.com/words/suicide.html"&gt;Read the full guide&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Guess the Question</title><link>http://www.boophumor.com/jokes/guessthequestion.html</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Can you guess the question when given the four multiple choices answers?&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boophumor.com/jokes/guessthequestion.html"&gt;Try to guess the questions&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">F865B146-2F04-4A31-B09D-F06AEBBB0FBC</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Erotic Short Stories</title><link>http://boophumor.com/boopredesign/words/erotic.html</link><description>&lt;p&gt;We had a candle-lit dinner with a few bottles of merlot. Afterwards, I took her to my place where I had earlier placed the finest red rose pedals upon my bed. I suavely undressed her while she undressed me - 'cooperative disrobing' I cleverly called it as she giggled. Slowly we began foreplay and after 30 minutes I prepared to insert myself; I could feel she was ready for it. After trying her ear, nose, and belly button my lady partner grew frustrated and I was forced to admit I did not know where her vagina was actually located. She left abruptly and I never heard from her again or learned the whereabouts of her particular vagina.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://boophumor.com/words/erotic.html"&gt;Read all the stories&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">2549EEAE-8D13-4A45-95D9-70685CD217CA</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Immediocracy</title><link>http://www.boophumor.com/words/immediocracy.html</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Let's get right down to it. Our fast-paced society demands a fast-paced government, but our current system is too tangled in political bickering to deal with the important issues. The very whims of our culture that define us as the greatest in the world - such as wanting free music and hassle-free divorces - are completely shut out. Therefore, we must enact a government that frees us from the shackles of debate inherent in our floundering democracy.&lt;p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boophumor.com/words/immediocracy.html"&gt;Read all of Immediocracy&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">FEEB8CA9-9F49-415F-8134-FCB145DD2054</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Asterisk Jokes</title><link>http://boophumor.com/jokes/asteriskjokes.html</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Not every joke has to end with a punch line.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://boophumor.com/jokes/asteriskjokes.html"&gt;Read the asterisk jokes&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">0F239AB9-DD47-45E4-B2AC-8BADA3EF112E</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title>Advanced Sarcasm</title><link>http://www.boophumor.com/words/sarcasm.html</link><description>&lt;p&gt;Having been described as "the lowest form of wit" by Oscar Wilde, traditional sarcastic methods have been abused for centuries. Although we appreciate the sentiment voiced by Wilde, we here at Boop Humor believe that the blame should not fall on sarcasm itself, but on the lack of advanced sarcasm education. We hope this article sheds some light on these infrequently used forms of sarcasm.&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.boophumor.com/words/sarcasm.html"&gt;Read the rest of Advanced Sarcasm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><guid isPermaLink="false">84092465-70C3-46E9-A544-135623139273</guid><pubDate>Wed, 30 May 2007 00:00:00 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>