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2013-03-28T13:26:00.000-04:00

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Re:Mix Lab

2012-09-27T14:18:00.004-04:00

The Deal: Free Booze of some sort, I think. The Place: Chelsea Market The Price: FREE, must RSVP The Details: This is going to be a monster shit show. Cymbals Eat Guitars, Blonds and Skaters are playing. It doesn't say open bar anywhere but all of the previous Chelsea Market shit blizzards I've attended have had free booze so expect it. The Source: http://remixrsvp.com/goodpeoples/

Delinquency

2012-09-27T14:15:00.003-04:00

The Deal: Bourbon and Vodka Open Bar all night The Place: Delinquency The Price: $8 The Details: Bands playing at Delinquency. Free booze. Probably lots of white people in denim. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/439010896144938/ Breathalyzer Score: .15

Retard Strength

2012-09-27T14:13:00.001-04:00

The Deal: Free vodka 9-10pm The Place: The Flat The Price: FREE The Details: Nick Gazin and his rotating lot of hairy degenerates are at The Flat again. I once saw an angry retard pull a man's arms clear off his body, so this is no joke. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/358074770945802/ Breathalyzer Score: .11

Special Edition Thursday

2012-09-27T14:10:00.002-04:00

The Deal: $2 Bud til midnight; Free Fireball drinks all night The Place: St. Jerome's The Price: FREE The Details: Fireball and Mercy are taking over the last rock n' roll shithole on the LES. Fireball is some sort of cinnamon whiskey shit, it's kinda like cinnamon schnapps but will get you way drunker. Mercy is that hangover vitamin shit that tastes like sauna balls...not that I would know. No

Black Light Naked Painting Party

2012-09-27T14:04:00.000-04:00

The Deal: Bong Vodka Open Bar 8-9pm The Place: Gallery Bar The Price: $30 The Details: This is a fully nude painting party. You know what that means? Titties! It's $30 to keep out creepy little shitheads like us. It's also sponsored by HARD energy drinks. Get it? That's a boner joke as a sponsor, not clever but I like it. Valissa Yoe is DJing, she's very hot. Will she be naked too? We'll never

FlirtEve Fall Kickoff

2012-09-27T13:59:00.000-04:00

The Deal: 1947 Beer Open Bar The Place: 1Oak The Price: FREE, must RSVP The Details: I don't know what FlirtEve is but I assume it's some dating site for douchebags. I guess I could look it up but I don't think I actually care. If it is have fun banging a desperate rich girl tonight. Anyway, free beer at a fancy pants Meatpacking District joint. Tunes by DJ Suhel & Kunal Merchant. The Source:

Permanent Sound

2012-09-21T11:07:00.000-04:00

The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10-10:30pm The Place: Public Assembly The Price: $8-Free The Details: Cool party bro. Indian Jewelry, Total Slacker live - Death Set, Pictureplane, Creep DJing. Despite a shitty 30 minute open bar and it being at Public Assembly it will be good. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/359303100821217/ Breathalyzer Score: .10

Impose 10 Year Anniversary

2012-09-21T10:57:00.005-04:00

The Deal: Reyka Open Bar The Place: Shea Stadium The Price: $15 The Details: Impose is still around? That's cool bro. Those dudes are alright in my book. Anyway, for $15 I'm assuming the booze flows free all night. Heems from Das Racist is performing. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/148527928618973/ Breathalyzer Score: .13

Kenzo Minami Opening

2012-09-21T10:54:00.003-04:00

The Deal: Open Bar 6-10pm The Place: Rivington Design House The Price: FREE The Details: Art opening on Rivington. Pretend you give two fucks about art and load up. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/283425891771199/ Breathalyzer Score: .14

Nervous Records Thursday

2012-09-20T12:19:00.001-04:00

The Deal: Vodka Open Bar 10-11pm The Place: Cielo The Price: ??? The Details: I don't know jack shit about fancy club music. Unless you're referring to the sound a police baton makes when it hits my skull, in which case I'm an expert. Some dude named Cristian Arango is spinning. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/422854661083126/ Breathalyzer Score: .11

Mating Season

2012-09-18T14:35:00.002-04:00

The Deal: Narrangansett Open Bar The Place: Sway The Price: $2-$10 The Details: Go-go broads in animal masks with DJs spinning primal tunes. Or something like that. What do I know? I'm a fat Republican who lives in his parents basement and watches Star Wars twice a day. Enjoy your life. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/389312444475691/ Breathalyzer Score: .10

Tour Kickoff Party

2012-09-18T14:32:00.003-04:00

The Deal: Free Bourbon & Vodka Drinks The Place: Delinquency The Price: $8 The Details: Shark?, Caged Animals, Dinosaur Feathers and EULA are playing this. Should be pretty rad. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/274391206010200/ Breathalyzer Score: .14

The Studio Launch Party

2012-09-15T16:39:00.001-04:00

The Deal: Open Bar All Night The Place: Delinquency The Price: $15 The Details: It's super pricey t get in but considering this in no man's land, where you don't have to worry about coppers and you drink for free once you're inside it ain't so bad. Also, rad bands like Unstoppable Death Machines. This will be a solid rager. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/421906574534151/

Indian Summer

2012-09-15T16:31:00.002-04:00

The Deal: Stoli Frozen Jalapeno Lemonade 4-7pm The Place: Union Pool The Price: FREE The Details: Free weird frozen drinks, free miniature tacos and tunes from Matt Cash. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/280063458760446/ Breathalyzer Score: .11

Glamdammit

2012-09-15T16:29:00.001-04:00

The Deal: PBR Open Bar 11-12 The Place: The Grand Victory The Price: $5 The Details: Holy shit, has this party really been happening for eight years? Most of you turds didn't even have pubes back then. The Brats and The Romans are playing this thing. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/357551064320575/ Breathalyzer Score: .10

The Last Splash

2012-09-14T13:20:00.001-04:00

The Deal: Reyka Open Bar 7-8pm The Place: Thompson LES The Price: FREE, must RSVP The Details: Death & Taxes and Nicky Digital are throwing this party at the pool on the roof of the Thompson. 33hz will be providing the tunes. The Source: http://thelastsplash.eventbrite.com/ Breathalyzer Score: .13

Lazerpop VII

2012-09-14T13:07:00.004-04:00

The Deal: Reyka Open Bar 12:30-1am The Place: Glasslands The Price: $5-$10 The Details: Groundislava, Jubilee, RX. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/308151779281806/ Breathalyzer Score: .10

Tattoo Age Launch Party

2012-09-13T14:50:00.000-04:00

The Deal: Bushmills Open Bar 7-10pm The Place: New Era Store The Price: FREE, must RSVP The Details: VICE is throwing a party for Tattoo Age. Free whiskey. Shit show? Perhaps. The Source: http://rsvp.vice.com/tattooage/ Breathalyzer Score: .15

Skinny Renovation Party

2012-09-13T14:45:00.002-04:00

The Deal: $4 wells, $3 shots The Place: The Skinny The Price: FREE The Details: The Skinny is closing for renovations and wants to make sure they don't leave any booze laying around getting construction dust on it. So go drain 'em dry. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/503954616299712/ Breathalyzer Score: .13

Kinetics & One Love Record Release Party

2012-09-12T10:39:00.002-04:00

The Deal: Open Bar 8-9pm The Place: Tammany Hall The Price: FREE, must RSVP The Details: I don't know nothing about the people performing at this thing but there's some free vodka. The Source: http://tammanyhallny.com/kenetics-one-love-record-release-party/ Breathalyzer Score: .12

Heineken Fashion Week

2012-09-11T13:47:00.002-04:00

The Deal: Free Heineken 8-11pm The Place: Solo Event Space The Price: FREE, must RSVP The Details: Brick + Mortar are DJing this thing. Heineken is free, which is the only way you should ever drink Heineken (it sucks). The Source: http://www.myfreeconcert.com/events/brick-mortar-ravin-dave-dj-free-heineken Breathalyzer Score: .11

Down & Durty

2012-09-10T11:00:00.000-04:00

The Deal: $6 Beer+shot; Free Jello Shots at 1am The Place: The Westway The Price: Free with RSVP b4 12 The Details: Brooklyn warehouse kids take over the Westway tonight. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/440131872705440/ Breathalyzer Score: .10

Monday Night Football

2012-09-10T10:57:00.002-04:00

The Deal: $20 All-u-can-drink Beer during the game The Place: Tammany Hall The Price: FREE The Details: It's football season, bitches! You might not think of Tammany Hall when you think sweaty, muscular men grabbing each other (ok, maybe) but TH is getting into it. They're offering unlimited beer and wings for $20, which ain't too shabby. The Source: https://www.facebook.com/events/

Sunday Football With GQ

2012-09-09T10:47:00.002-04:00

The Deal: Free beer, burgers & bloody Mary's The Place: GQ & Nordstrom Men's Shop The Price: FREE, must RSVP The Details: Watch football with a bunch of pansy-ass Fashion Week freaks. Destroy the free booze and food and grunt like a maniac during big plays. This way everyone around you pretending to watch the game knows something important is happening. The Source: Submitted Breathalyzer