Boredom Bashers

WIPED II

2025-09-16T21:55:00.006+05:30

WIPED I

2025-09-16T21:29:00.000+05:30

The B Block witch

2025-05-20T02:05:00.001+05:30

Two days ago we were playing volleyball in the badminton court of our hostel (block C) near midnight. One wrong push to the ball sent it flying towards a room's window waking the sleeping student inside. Next day he complained so since then the lights of the badminton court are turned off after 9 P.M. Yesterday, everyone was awake around midnight so we decided on playing volleyball again. We requested the guard to turn on the lights but he refused citing orders from warden. Due to the early morning labs, it's rare that everyone is available for playing so we decided to check other block's. The D block's lights were on but people were already playing badminton there. Hence we moved on the block B.

Block B has been empty for over two months since the first year students have left for home over the vacations. The lights were on so it was perfect. Some rooms had there lights and fans on since no one cares to turn them off while leaving. The rest were dark and empty. The court lights shining into the ground floor rooms were slightly lighting up the scattered messy contents of the room. As we started playing, I was changing positions based on which team was serving. I was moving from close to the net to the outside of the court, when I missed the ball and it went through the entry to the court area into the corridor. As I went to retrieve the ball, I heard a very high pitched voice coming from the other end of the corridor. If there were other noises coming, I would have shrugged it off as some machine sound but since it was pin drop silence, I could tell that it was coming from a person. I quickly picked up the ball and dashed back to the court. Obviously no one else would have heard anything as the ball had rolled quite far away. I asked them about the sound anyway.

"Could be a dog" was the reply and it made sense. One can find dogs at all weird places in the hostel. Once I left my room door open at night for ventilation and found one sleeping on my roommate's bed next morning.

Around 2 am, another mishit, sent the ball flying to the second floor and as the rule says, the one who hit it shall bring it back, I had to go and get the ball. I immediately declared that I was not gonna go alone. So one more guy agreed to come with me.

The hallways echoed with our steps as we reached the second floor, tha ball was nowhere in sight. We turned a corner and found the ball, deflated. Without thinking, I picked up the ball and started running downstairs. The other guy doing the same. While taking the turn towards the stairs, out of the corner of my eye, I saw something... someone move. Whoever that was had long hair. I let out a scream and reached the court. We tried explaining what happened to the others but everyone just laughed it off and so did we. The adrenaline rush blanketed my true feelings at that moment but now that I think about it. It was a stupidly frightening experience.

No more volleyball and B block visit for a while.

Series Finale

2023-09-27T15:37:00.000+05:30

The convocation was 5 days ago and now it feels like truly, it's the end. College has ended. What do I do now? Everyone's officially now-"NOT A KID". It feels like there was so much more that could have been done, so much more left to talk about with my friends. There were times when I acted like an idiot, I pushed people away( Ah Yes Cringe). But, I am happy too, for all of them, they are all doing good. But still, it will be a while before everyone meets again, I hope that day comes soon. I probably saw some faces for the last time, there might be contact with them over social media but that's not the same as meeting them in person. This was the series finale, and unless it's Vince Gilligan, the spinoffs are never as good as Better Caul Saul but I'll take what I get.

Anyways! Nobody reads this so I can write whatever I want I guess. So, here's an suggestion for a gooood horror book- HEX by Thomas Olde Heuvelt. It kept me up for days (nights). I still get shivers thinking about that book.

BYE

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Taking Massive L's

2022-11-26T16:03:00.004+05:30

End sems from Monday, GATE after two months and nothing seems to be going as it should. I am just disappointing people at this point. I don't have anything to talk about and I am probably the most boring person to exist right now. I feel no motivation to do anything. Whenever sitting idle, all I remember are the stupid decisions I take and the idiotic things I have done which have made those around me uncomfortable or grow distant from me. I keep feeling like I am some side character, the one who is sent away at the end of season 1. Memes don't make me laugh anymore. I left my 25 marks viva because of my laziness. My hunger has reduced.

Has all these happened before? Yes, happens with everyone, but lately it has been occurring more often. Also I need to break all my ties with cricket, these losses just hit like hammer in the head. Thank you King for the memories :)

I could have written this in some diary but this blog has less chance of being seen than a diary in my room.

Is this depression? Hell no! I am still lightyears away from the big sad. Nothing that a shogun/ Madao episode of Gintama can't fix.

Chainsaw man too. Maybe Denji's motivation can be my motivation.

BYE crawler bots and the 13 people from USA who for some reason visit this graveyard.

Another Song Review

2022-07-30T18:40:00.004+05:30

Day after tomorrow (1st August) my college is reopening and for the first time, I felt sad leaving home. This time in the 3 month extended boredom fest of a holiday, I actually made some friends, and saw them yesterday for the last time probably as they would be residing somewhere else when I will return home next time. For some reason, the reopening of college doesn't excite me. It feels like everyone will be busy with their lives and projects and academics. Also the fact that I was having dreams about no one talking to me is not helping much. As I am reaching closer and closer to the destination. This song playing in loop has calmed me down.

Once again a japanese song which was introduced to me via the "country slander" memes on YouTube. It's called Romance Sengen and it's a banger. I don't understand a word the singer says and I did not need to even though the translation was mentioned in the comments.

The singer looks like the cutest fun loving girl to ever exist on this Earth... or any other, if it exists, trying her best to act like playing a guitar, all excited. She runs in a brownian motion as the camera trys to get her into frame. You can almost hear her breathlessness as she cycles her way through the city streets and then ends in a perfect loop with clever use of the black and white filter and a green screen which is super satisfying.

The melody is great and your feet will start tapping automatically to the tempo. The only downside is that it ends.

GO LISTEN

NOW!

Romance Sengen

Bye

(Nobody reads this, I am just talking to myself xD xD)

Bye(2)

Bye(3)

Week of Wonders

2022-04-03T08:25:00.000+05:30

DAY 1

As I stepped into the lift with the trolley bag, the cheap Rs.200 VR Box hanging around my neck and a slipper in the left and a sandal in the right foot, my mind only prayed one thing- let this ride be empty. Didn't happen. Instead of going down, the lift first went up 1 floor, two elderly women stepped in, stared at me up to down, and then faced the doors. The already slow lift felt even slower.

It was MISMATCH DAY! "Everyone would dress weird", I thought to myself and walked towards the college. The Autowalas had their faces lit up, assuming I was going to the railway station or airport. I smiled and went forward, my excitement increased ten-fold as I tried to peek inside the college, hoping to see someone weirder than me.

No. I saw no one. The embarrassment of looking different made me red, the disappointment of not seeing anyone dressed up to the Mismatch Theme clashed with the joy of being the most uniquely dressed up person. For once, I thought I was going to win the award for the day but DAMNNNNN..... the 1st and 2nd Years demolished all those hopes. Good Job!

In the evening, there was Treasure Hunt. We won Bitch!( There was no winner that day it was just qualification but Ahem! Ahem!). The clues were very well made, their quality exceeded everyone's expectation. Good Job!

DAY 2

TWINNING DAY. Had fun. The evening events- balloon bash (Boredom Bashers but with balloons/ sit on them to burst them and other rules), 3 legged race ( one leg common for people wearing same colour) and Dumb Charades ( Why u reading? Do I have to explain this too?)

DAY 3

Oranga Kurta and Pajama, that is my staple look for any college event. I went through the main door to find familiar faces making Rangoli, a big one, on the floor. It was TRADITIONAL DAY. I stood there for 5 minutes just looking here and there ,trying to be useful(Heh!), with the constant fear that I would fall on the rangoli which is my childhood fear, the boogeyman of my nightmares, the Arkham Asylum of my dreams. They all had already got it covered, so I stayed useless for a few more minutes until someone mentioned that a tea filter would do the job faster. I took a friend and rushed to a nearby store to get it. It felt like retrieving the infinity stones. It was the most hyped up day and the response of the people was amazing. I don't think that I can express my feelings in words so here are emojis, in order of their occurences. 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🤯🤯😁😁😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍.

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In the evening there was a music and poetry event. I have never seen that seminar hall run out of seats but that they, we brought extra from other rooms and still, there were people standing. You know its good when people stand till the end. The performance by the music club was mesmerising. We turned on our flashlights and waived, clapped with the beats and sang along at moments. The otherwise broody teachers also seemed in a good mood, rocking their head side to side. Then was poetry, everyone was happy and then was singing performances from the crowd. I was the show stopper, prove me wrong if you can. My legs were shaking more than the railway coaches but still i managed to sing without dying.

Conclusion- It was definitely among 'Top 10 IITRAM moments' thanks to Nest Club(Good Club👍).

One word conclusion- Kawaiiiiii(Cuuuuute. I am at that stage where I say japanese words and feel good but if someone else does it, it irritates me. This went beyond one word xD)

DAY 4

COMIC-CON

Stupid homework made me miss it.

DAY 5

COMIC-CON(2)

The day started with me first delivering stuff- first a bike key, then the preparation room for the event key and then my friend went to see some doctor and forgot his reports because... lol who does that?

It was treasure hunt final in the evening. Two of our team members fell sick so had to find someone to fill their shoes, was very difficult since I didn't know their shoe sizes (forgive me for this joke pls). Once again the clues were very well made. My team reached the final and then I had to leave in the middle for some reason. My team battled hard. Congrats to the other team. Good job👍.

Celebration week end

It was a lot of fun getting to work with the others for the preparation of the event. The juniors carried most of the weight and hit it out of the stadium.

Itna lamba kon hi padhega.

Bye

Racing Into The Night(YOASOBI)-Review

2021-12-07T23:09:00.003+05:30

Yup! It's a song review. I have my end semesters from Monday but here I am, writing a song review. I had to...couldn't stop myself. How I found it? Instagram Reels(heh!).

It's a japanese song so anime vibes are already there but but but... The English version, it sounds almost like the Japanese version and the lyrics make sense too. The song is based on the story, "The Temptation of Thanatos"(thank you commenter for the info). I would not spoil it and would recommend you all to hear it yourselves.

The Video. What do I say about the video? The art style is really amazing. The slow frame rate really adds more depth to the story. If not for the video(and the Youtube message that the video is age restricted for depiction of self harm/suicide), it could have easily passed as a cheerful party song with very few people paying attention to the lyrics.

VERDICT(Not copied from IGN)

Go watch it now! 10/10 song. Link's below

Bye

Guess I am the only one running this thing :(

RACING INTO THE NIGHT

Disconnected

2021-10-05T03:21:00.003+05:30

Currently it's 3am and I should be asleep only to wake up at 4 for no reason at all. Whatsapp and Insta are down for hours now and I had a dream that the internet was a person and he died so here I am writing this for no reason, wondering how I will share this blog with friends, gonna send an SMS maybe,hoping to wake up a few with the notification sound(though the nocturnal animals that I got as friends might go unbothered...). I had an exam tomorrow and it got postponed and naturally I decided to do what people should do in this situation, study for the next....Nahh! We will stay awake the whole night watch anime. 10 mins later, 1 got fever(normal), 1 feels sleepy and here I am left alone with no Instagram, feeling like I am floating in the VOID, disconnected from everyone wondering if I will see anyone again as I drift into sleep. I feel a strong urge to write letters to everyone, Since all I see is blue ticks in my Whatsapp as I repeatedly open the app. It feels like I sent a letter to the other person and now waiting for the reply to reach me. Feeling sleepy again now. Will share the link by SMS. Also my 'FUNNY' in this blog was off since my 'FUNNY' doesn't work at night so sorry if this was boring.

But here's an image for entertainment purpose.

Too excited for title

2021-09-13T23:00:00.000+05:30

College reopened (yayyyy). Was expecting a grand welcome by the college staff (and bread butter but ok). The day was pretty normal but there was a feel of excitement in the air. I felt I could create electricity just by moving my hands through the air which sounds pretty much not OK from someone studying electrical engineering. We had to go out to get a RAT test done for Covid and the one thing I hate is mud getting under my toes on a muddy road. Infact the very sight of muddy roads makes me want to cross it in a single leap without having to get my feet anywhere near the mud. But today, even that couldn’t bother me as I marched on towards the test centre with my friends. It felt no less than a trekking experience. Later the first offline class felt like a cool breeze in a heavily humid day. Reading room, our very own resort felt as welcoming as ever( I feel this sentence is not correct but I am too excited to confirm it). Finally the first practical in about 2 years, connecting the wires in the diodes was so satisfying. The free time at the end was the icing to the cake. The random discussions that broke out were so so good to hear. After such a good day, what more can someone ask for? Yup, bus ride on a window seat with some dang good anime openings(red swan- attack on titan, star marker/no 1/polaris-my hero academia, re: re: -erased) and recollecting the events of the day. That happened too. The opening was good, I believe the innings will ho great too.

Very cool day 5 stars from me.

Looking forward for more.

Bye.

BONE FREEZE

2021-01-11T20:49:00.000+05:30

My father got a google home mini from his office as some prize. With nothing better in mind, I set an alarm of 6am in the morning for no reason. It was plugged in in the living room at full volume with a alarm tone so irritating, it would want you to shut down your brain instead of the alarm. I was sleeping in my room apparently 5000 lightyears away from the living room in the cozy warmth of my blanket. The door of the room was open because I forgot to close it and I did not dare to get out of bed and close it as the chilling temperature wont allow me to do so. I slept and had a dream about THE MATRIX( I have been having a Keanu marathon) and then there was the sound of the doom, coming straight into my room through that open door, pulling me out from THE MATRIX right into my Zion. I waited for someone else to wake up and turn it off, I waited for it to automatically go into snooze, none of that happened. I shuffled in the bed accidently making my leg go out of the blanket. The people on the lower floor must have felt my shivering. The sleepiness was gone but a decision was yet to be made, whether to face the cold or the alarm. I chose to face the cold. Slowly, I removed the blanket and set my foot on the floor... on the wrong side, the slippers were on the other side, and the sweater on another planet. I hurriedly searched for the slippers in the dark and wore them in the opposite feet, I walked towards the living room hitting various stuff in the way and finally was able to turn off the alarm. Now the question was what to do next? The bed would be cold by now. It was the 5th day of the Australia test match. I was assuming that the highlights would be playing by now but fortunately Rishabh Pant saved the day. The reason I wrote this is.. I don't know really. This might be a Rishabh Pant appreciation post, or maybe to warn you that don't set alarms in random devices in winter or maybe I just want to talk to someone about THE MATRIX or JOHN WICK or anything because no one talks to me☹️. Stay safe, and hope that the vaccines give good results. BYE

CRIME AGAINST MEN AND WOMEN

2020-08-15T16:25:00.000+05:30

EVERYDAY, IN THE NEWSPAPER, ON TV, SOCIAL MEDIA AND OTHER PLATFORMS, THERE IS SOMETHING NEW, NEW INVENTIONS, NEW POLICIES, NEW PROJECTS BUT ONE THING REMAINS SAME. EVERYDAY. IT'S THE WORK OF THE MONSTERS DISGUISED AS HUMANS, THEY COME IN BOTH FORMS - MEN AND WOMEN. MURDER, EVE TEASING, RAPE, MOLESTATION AND WHAT NOT. ARE WOMEN THE ONLY ONE WHO FACE IT? NO. IT'S A SAD REALITY THAT CRIME AGAINST MEN ARE NOT GIVEN PROPER ATTENTION, ACTS LIKE MALE OBJECTIFICATION ARE SOLD AS PRANKS ON SOCIAL MEDIA. BUT WHOSE FAULT IS THIS?

THERE IS NO DEFINITE ANSWER TO THIS QUESTION.

FROM THE BEGINNING WHEN, A CHILD STARTS GOING TO SCHOOL, HE IS GIVEN A PUNISHMENT OF SITTING WITH THE OPPOSITE GENDER. THIS MIGHT SEEM IRRELEVANT POINT BUT UNTIL CLASS 3, I USED TO THINK THAT TALKING TO GIRLS IS A BAD THING UNLESS THEY ARE YOUR FAMILY MEMBER. AND AS I GREW UP, I REALISED THAT I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT SO, MY YOUNGER COUSINS BELIEVED THE SAME THINGS. HOW DOES THIS AFFECT THE CHILDREN, THEY START TO THINK OF THE OPPOSITE GENDER AS SOMEONE DIFFERENT FROM THEM. OF COURSE THIS MIGHT NOT BE TRUE FOR EVERYONE.

ENTERTAINMENT MEDIA LIKE MOVIES HAVE ALWAYS ROMANTICISED ACTS LIKE STALKING AND EVE TEASING. THEY SHOW IT LIKE THE ONLY WAY TO 'WIN' A GIRL. DDLJ, ONE OF THE BIGGEST HITS OF BOLLYWOOD HAS THE PLOT BASED ENTIRELY ON STALKING. ACTORS LIKE GOVINDA HAVE THEIR WHOLE CAREER FILLED WITH MOVIES GLORIFYING STALKING AND HAVING HEROINES IN THEM ONLY FOR OBJECTIFICATION. BUT HEY! IT'S JUST A MOVIE YOU WATCH IT, YOU FORGET IT. NO! A FEW YEARS BACK, IN A CASE OF EVE TEASING, THE ACCUSED SAID IN THE COURT THAT, HE USED TO STALK THE GIRL BECAUSE HE SAW IT IN A MOVE THAT THEY LIKE SUCH THINGS AND EVENTUALLY FALL FOR THEM.

NO PROPER SEX EDUCATION. GO TO A 15 YEAR OLD AND ASK HIM/ HER IF THEY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT THIS. MOST PROBABLY THEY WILL EITHER GIGGLE OR TRY TO AVOID THE CONVERSATION. IS IT THE CHILD'S FAULT? MAYBE. BUT IF YOU GO TO THEIR PARENTS AND ASK THEM IF SEX EDUCATION SHOULD BE INCLUDED IN THE SCHOOL SYLLABUS, THEY ARE ALSO LIKELY TO OPPOSE THIS OR REFUSE TO COMMENT. IN FACT ONCE THE GOVT. TRIED TO INTRODUCE IT IN THE SYLLABUS WHICH WERE FOLLOWED BY PROTESTS AGAINST THIS DECISION. ALL THIS MAY LEAD THE CHILD TO ACCESS PORNOGRAPHIC SITES WHICH ARE KNOWN TO AFFECT THE MIND NEGATIVELY AND GIVE A REALLY BAD AND FALSE NARRATIVE ABOUT THE SEXUAL CONTACT AND HEALTH. MANY RAPE CONVICTED ARE KNOWN TO BE INFLUENCED BY THESE VIDEOS.

SLOW JUSTICE SYSTEM AND TABOOS. THE ACCUSED IS A RICH GUY? HE WILL GET BAIL. THE VICTIM FILED A FAKE CASE? ALRIGHT, BURY THE ACCUSED AND PUT A FINE OF ₹500 ON THE GIRL. THERE HAVE BEEN CASES WHERE A MAN WENT TO POLICE STATION TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS MOLESTATION AND WAS RIDICULED. THE POLICE DID NOT FILE HIS COMPLAINT. SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS ABOUT RAPE OF MEN GET LAUGHING EMOJIS BY EVERYONE. MENTAL HEALTH IS ALREADY A FORBIDDEN TOPIC. MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH IS USUALLY COMPLETELY IGNORED. FROM THE CHILDHOOD, BOYS ARE TOLD NOT TO CRY AND KEEP THEIR EMOTIONS HIDDEN. THINGS ARE CHANGING BUT NOT AT PACE AT WHICH IT IS NEEDED.

NO RESISTANCE.ONCE A FAMOUS FILM DIRECTOR GAVE AN INTERVIEW IN WHICH HE REVEALED THAT IN HIS COLLEGE DAYS, THERE WAS SOME CONSTRUCTION WORK GOING ON NEAR THE CAMPUS WHERE A YOUNG FEMALE USED TO WORK. HE AND HIS FRIENDS USED TO GO AND STARE AT HER WHILE SHE USED TO WORK. ONCE, ONE OF HIS FRIENDS SAID THAT THEY COULD HOP AT HER WHEN SHE WAS ALONE AND EASILY OVERPOWER HER. EVERYONE INCLUDING HIM GOT EXCITED AND PRAISED THIS IDEA, EXCEPT ONE OF HIS FRIEND WHO GOT UP AND SLAPPED EVERYONE THERE FOR THINKING SUCH A THING. FRO THAT DAY THEY NEVER WENT TO WATCH HER AND FELT ASHAMED OF THEMSELVES. THIS CAN MEAN THAT THE PARENTS SHOULD ENSURE THAT THEIR CHILDREN ARE NOT UNDER ANY BAD INFLUENCE. YOU MIGHT NOW BE HATING THE ABOVE PEOPLE FOR EVEN STARING AT THAT GIRL BUT HAVE YOU REALISED THAT A FAMOUS SOFT DRINK COMPANY HAS THE ABOVE STORY AS THEIR ADVERTISEMENT WHERE 3 GIRLS GO OUT TO STARE AT A GUY PAINTING A WALL DURING THEIR FREE TIME? THE ADVERTISEMENT IS STILL RUNNING WITHOUT ANY OBJECTION FROM ANYONE.

THE SOLUTION

WELL, JUST AS THERE ARE NO DEFINITE REASONS FOR THE CRIMES, THERE ARE NO DEFINITE SOLUTIONS TOO. WE NEED TO ENSURE THAT THE FUTURE GENERATIONS GET PROPER EDUCATION ABOUT THIS TOPIC. THE MISUSE OF THE LAW SHOULD BE PREVENTED BY GIVING HARSHER PUNISHMENTS TO THE PEOPLE WHO FILE FAKE CASES. CRIME AGAINST MEN SHOULD BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY TOO. THE MOVIES AND WEB SERIES MAKERS SHOULD MAKE CONTENT RESPONISBLY TAKING CARE THAT NO NEGATIVE MESSAGE SHOULD GO IN THE SOCIETY UNDER THE VEIL OF ENTERTAINMENT. THE CHILDREN SHOULD BE KEPT AWAY FROM FAKE INFLUENCERS LIKE MOVIE ACTORS AND ACTRESSES WHO CLAIM TO BE FEMINISTS WHILE THEMSELVES PROMOTING THE VULGAR SONGS AND WOMEN OBJECTIFICATION.

THIS LIST WILL BE ENDLESS, IF YOU HAVE ANYTHING ELSE, DO TELL US IN COMMENTS.

THIS ARTICLE HAS THE INPUTS FROM THE WHOLE BOREDOM BASHERS TEAM.

THE BIRTH OF THE NEW BIRTHDAYS

2020-08-11T11:04:00.000+05:30

AS A CHILD, WHAT WAS YOUR IDEAL BIRTHDAY PARTY?

CAKES, GAMES, FOOD, FRIENDS? YES... THESE WERE IMPORTANT BUT WHAT WAS THE X FACTOR? THE ONE THING WHICH WILL PROVIDE YOU A 100% SATISFACTION?

GIFTS(FOR THE HOST) AND RETURN GIFTS(FOR THE GUEST)

I STILL REMEMBER THAT WHENEVER I HAD TO LEAVE A BIRTHDAY PARTY EARLIER THAN THE OTHERS, I USED TO GO TO THE PARENTS OF MY FRIENDS AND SAY," I AM GOING" WITH A BIT OF AN EXTRA EMPHASIS ON THE WORD GOING SO THAT THEY DON'T FORGET THE SPECIAL PACKED STUFF FOR THE KID GOING HOME! IT DIDN'T MATTER EVEN IF THE RETURN GIFT WAS JUST A FANCY PENCIL.

WELL, THIS WAS THE CHILDHOOD STUFF. NOW, AFTER 18 SUCCESSFUL REVOLUTIONS AROUND THE SUN, BIRTHDAYS SEEM MORE LIKE A REGULAR DAY WITH MIDNIGHT CAKE AND GETTING BEATEN UP BY FRIENDS(MY BACK STILL HURTS WHEN I THINK ABOUT THIS).

ONE THING WHICH HAS NOT CHANGED FOR MANY PEOPLE IS THAT HE DID NOT WISH ME SO I WILL ALSO NOT WISH HIM(I CAN ASSURE YOU ALL THAT I DON'T DO THIS😀)

WELL, CORONA IS GOING TO CHANGE ALL OF THIS, BOTH FOR THE SMALL CHILDREN AND BIG CHILDREN(ADOLOSENDJS SORRY, I DON'T REMEMBER THE SPELLING)

FORTUNATELY, I HAVE ATTENDED BOTH KINDS OF PARTIES IN THE LAST 1 MONTH SO I CAN TELL WHAT HAS CHANGED-

1. WHO ARE YOU?(SMALL KID PARTY)

THE BIRTHDAY BOY WAS NOT ABLE TO IDENTIFY HIS FRIENDS BECAUSE OF THE MASKS WHICH WAS HILARIOUS, BEFORE THE FOOD EATING CEREMONY, THERE WAS A LINE OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM FOR WASHING HANDS, IT WAS GIVING OFF SCHOOL ASSEMBLY VIBES. THE CHILDREN WERE MADE TAKE ONE ARM DISTANCE WITH EACH OTHER.NO HAND SHAKES AND HUGS TOOK PLACE.

2. BORED (BIG KID PARTY)

RULE NUMBER 1 OF BIG KID PARTY? DON'T TURN ON THE TV. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE PS4 FIFA TOURNAMENT, BUT THEN SHARING OF CONTROLLERS IS NOT A GOOD IDEA SO WATCHING KRRISH IT WAS. NO ONE HAD ANYTHING TO TALK ABOUT BECAUSE NO ONE DID ANYTHING FOR 3 MONTHS, THE VARIOUS FAKE STUNTS PULLED OFF DURING ONLINE CLASSES BECAME BORING AFTER SOMETIME. HERE TOO, THE HAND WASHING PROGRAMME TOOK PLACE. THERE WAS NO PARTY ATMOSPHERE, INSTEAD THERE WAS EVERYONE HAS FAILED IN CLASS 10TH MATHS ATMOSPHERE.

3. I MISS THEM (SMALL AND BIG KID PARTY)

OF COURSE, WE CAN'T INVITE THE FRIENDS LIVING OUTSIDE THE APARTMENT. SO THE PARTIES WERE LIMITED TO ONLY 4-5 KIDS. A VIDEO CALL WITH ALL OF THEM WAS REALLY NOT ENOUGH FOR THE BIRTHDAY KID.

CONCLUSION

2020 IS BAD BUT CHINA IS BADDER.

SAD

2020-08-07T10:19:00.001+05:30

DAM THAT'S SAD

IT'S NOT ENDING SOON FOR SURE, THE CORONAVIRUS IS HERE TO STAY FOR SOMETIME LOOKING AT THE CURRENT SITUATION. BUT THIS THING IS GETTING REALLY TOUGH ON ME. I AM NOT HAPPY. THE MEMES FEEL BORING, THERE IS NOTHING GOOD ON TV, I DON'T FEEL LIKE WATCHING ONLINE SERIES, BORED OF READING, BORED OF PLAYING MOBILE GAMES, NEGATIVE NEWS EVERYWHERE, NO NEW IDEAS FOR BLOG, MISSING THE FRIENDS, SOCIAL MEDIA IS BORING, THE ONLINE COURSES ARE BORING, THERE IS NO RAIN, THE HEAT IS KILLING, MY DAILY SCHEDULE IS TOO REPETITIVE. THE STUDENTS WITH BRAIN PROBLEMS ARE FORCING JEE MAIN TO BE POSTPONED HENCE STUDYING FOR IT IS VERY STRAINING. DON'T KNOW WHEN WILL ALL THIS END.
I AM SAD.
(5TH AUGUST WAS ONE OF THE FEW HAPPY DAYS)

TAKE ME BACK

2020-07-27T12:30:00.000+05:30

When the college vacation due to COVID was announced, there was a wave of joy throughout the hostel. It was a much needed break from the class tests and mid sem. We all were excited to go back home and chill for a few days. But who knew that it will turn into a never ending home stay. Now I am feeling hostel-sick.

MID-NIGHT PIZZA

IT HAS BEEN 3 MONTHS SINCE I LAST CONSUMED THE CHEESE COATED REFINED FLOUR CYLINDRICAL EDIBLE OBJECTS. I MISS THE LATE NIGHT PIZZA PARTIES WITH MY FRIENDS AND THE FIGHT FOR THE OREGANO PACKETS.

PARTIAL LOCKDOWN

IT'S A RULE IN OUR HOSTEL THAT EVERYONE SHOULD BE INSIDE THEIR ROOMS BY 10 PM AND NO NOISE AFTER THAT. OF COURSE COMING LATE AND THEN SNEAKING IN AT MIDNIGHT BY CLIMBING OVER THE WALL IS THE "KHATRON KE KHILADI" FOR US.

ATTENDING CLASSES...NOT

HANGING OUT IN READING ROOM AFTER SKIPPING THE PHYSICS CLASS IS MISSED EVERYDAY.

BADMINTON

DEFEATING COLLEGE TEAM MEMBER IN BADMINTON IN THE EVENING EVERYDAY. USING A CYCLE AS A NET AND TORTURING THE SHUTTLE UNTIL IT SHED ITS FEATHERS WILL NEVER GET OLD, UNTIL THE COLLEGE REOPENS.(OH RIGHT, WE HAVE TO GO TO THE NEW HOSTEL)

KING OF THE TABLE TENNIS

PERFORMING TRICKS, PLAYING CRICKET ON THE TABLE, FIGHTING TO PLAY FIRST, PLAYING WITH MULTIPLE BALLS AT THE SAME TIME. IMAGINING HOW EASILY WE WILL DEFEAT SENIORS IN THE TOURNAMENT. ALL THESE MEMORIES MAKE WE WANT TO RUSH BACK TO THE HOSTEL.

SUNDAY

KITE FESTIVAL?MAYBE. MOVIE? NAH.. WILL HAVE TO GO TOO FAR. SLEEP? HELL YEAH. MAKING PLANS FOR SUNDAY AND SLEEPING THEM OUT WAS TOO GOOD. HAVE TO WAKE UP AT 6 AT HOME 😢😢. ALSO MAKING MAGGI FOR BREAKFAST IN THE ELECTRIC KETTLE GAVE MASTERCHEF VIBES.

HOTSPOT

NO ONE ASKING ME FOR HOTSPOT MAKES ME SAD.

ALL THESE DOES NOT MEAN THAT I DON'T LIKE WASHING UTENSILS AND CLEANING THE HOUSE. THANK YOU FOR READING. I NEED TO CHARGE MY PHONE NOW.

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Brain Freeze

2020-07-20T17:31:00.001+05:30

Hey readers…

Wanna hear something funny??

Well a couple of days ago I woke up by the sound of a door opening at around 3 or 4 in the night and I see a man walking outside my room wearing a mask around his face. Now the only reasonable explanation that popped up in my head was that definitely this man is a thief. And I got super scared and started freaking out, like what the hell I was supposed to do. So I quickly went through the options that I had. One, I could scream very loudly and hope the neighbors and my parents wake up and then they can handle situation…but only my voice did not seem very reliable, also that would alarm the thief and then bam! I am dead. Two, sneak up on him and hit with something that will knock him out. But sadly I didn’t had any heavy thing.And the last one, CALL POLICE! But how was I supposed to call a police station and alarm them about the situation without alarming the thief in the first place. Also, I had absolute faith that no one will reach in time. No offence to any police officers. I am joking (OR AM I…??? XP)

Nevertheless I started to call but I saw him entering my parents room and I was like, He is gonna hurt my parents…so subconsciously I screamed PAPA!!!! and the man turned at my voice and said YES?!?! what happened

So turned out that man was my dad all along and I freaked out for nothing.LOL!! XD XD XD

But this got me thinking what is one supposed to do in such situations. No one taught us that. The police system being shitty as it is, we can not rely on them…

Nor sleeping in fear with a bat next to you sounds fair. So what is one supposed to do in

such situation.

This is serious, we all are so good at blaming each other after something has gone bad.

Candle marches after a victim is dead as if the like the melting wax would melt the heart of that bastard and he would retire from being a pervert.

Or calling out the whole community of the accused and starting riots.

or trashing some celeb cuz they chose to do not to comment on the issue.

Or calling out our government a piece a trash cuz they did not stop the crime in the first place.

Look I know we all do these stuff (meself included). but it aint gonna fix anything. Its about time we took matters in our hand.

Go learn some much required self defense skills in this lockdown instead of complaining how this whole situation sucks. Cuz we have enough of it. Its time for some action.KABOOM!!

And go watch HOME ALONE. Its a movie about a 8 yr boy taking down two thieves. Its absolutely hilarious.

That should be more than enough to keep you busy.

Until next time…

FEAR

2020-07-19T10:56:00.002+05:30

RAKSHABANDHAN IS ROUND THE CORNER AND WE KNOW THAT YOU ALL HAVE REDUCED THE AMOUNT OF CONVERSATIONS WITH 'HIM/HER'. AS THE SUN GOES DOWN, IT IS ONE LESS DAY LEFT FOR YOUR POTENTIAL DOOMSDAY BUT WHY FEAR A FESTIVAL WHEN WE ARE HERE WITH A LIST OF HORROR SERIES/MOVIES TO KEEP YOUR BLOOD FLOWING.

5. THE WALKING DEAD

GORE, UGLY ZOMBIES, GRIPPING STORY, INTERESTING CHARACTERS, NAIL BITING ENDINGS, SLEEP VANISHING FRIGHTRNING SCENES?

TWD HAS GOT IT ALL. (WARNING-DON'T EAT ANYTHING WHILE WATCHING THIS)

4. THE HAUNTING

IT'S SCARY. GO WATCH IT NOW!

3. DEXTER

THIS IS NOT THE REGULAR GHOST/VAMPIRE/ZOMBIE THING. IT'S ABOUT YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD SERIAL KILLER. BE WARNED, DEXTER WILL HAUNT YOU MONTHS AFTER YOU HAVE FINISHED THIS SERIES. HE HAS GOT A HEART, BE GRATEFUL IT'S NOT YOURS.

2. IT

WHO DOESN'T FEAR CLOWNS, ESPECIALLY IF THEY GOT 100 TEETH?

1. KAUN

YES, YES I KNOW IT'S BOLLYWOOD, BUT TRUST ME IT WILL KEEP YOU AWAKE AT NIGHTS. WATCH OUT FOR THE CLIMAX.

WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY EXCEPT? GOOD LUCK ON 3 AUGUST.

The gods of roasting

2020-07-12T16:22:00.000+05:30

MANY PEOPLE WERE UNHAPPY WITH THE COLOURS, SO HERE WE ARE, BACK TO BLACK AND WHITE.

ROASTING IS A WORD WITH WHICH ALL OF US HAVE BECOME FAMILIAR THESE DAYS. PEOPLE HAVE STARTED MAKING IT AS A CAREER ON YOUTUBE AND OTHER SIMILAR PLATFORMS(IS THERE ANY OTHER THOUGH...?)

BUT WHO IS THE BEST ONE IS THIS GUY?

MAYBE FOR SOME LUCKY ONES, BUT LET'S TAKE A LOOK ON OUR FAMILY TREE. THERE THEY ARE! YES, OUR PARENTS. FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME PARENTS ARE KNOWN TO TAUNT, MOCK AND ROAST THEIR OFF SPRINGS EVERY FEW DAYS. HERE IS A LIST OF TAUNTS AND JOKES WHICH ARE USED BY PARENTS-

WEATHER IS COLD, YOU ARE BEING COMFORTABLE ON YOUR BED AND SUDDENLY YOUR MOTHER ~~ASKS~~ ORDERS YOU TO GO AND BATH. YOU REFUSE BY SAYING"KAL BHI TO NAHAYA THA" (I TOOK A BATH JUST YESTERDAY) THIS IS COUNTERED BY THE EPIC REPLY"KAL KHAYA BHI TO THA, AAJ MAT KHAA"(YOU ALSO ATE YESTERDAY, SO NO NEED TO EAT TODAY). 10 MINUTES LATER YOU ARE IN THE BATHROOM BROODING.
YOU ARE PLAYING AN ONLINE GAME AND SUDDENLY YOUR FATHER ASKS FOR A GLASS OF WATER. YOU ARE IN A TOUGH SITUATION WHERE A SMALL MISTAKE CAN MAKE YOU LOSE THE GAME SO YOU ASK HIM TO WAIT FOR A FEW MINUTES AND THEN COMES THE REPLY," YES, YES, GAME IS MORE IMPORTANT. WHATEVER WAS SHOWN IN BAGHBAN WAS TRUE. WHEN WE WILL GET OLD, LEAVE US IN AN OLD AGE HOME AND KEEP PLAYING GAMES OK?"
WE ARE ALL TRAPPED INSIDE OUR HOMES SO IT IS COMMON FOR US TO GET HUNGRY EVERY 10 SECONDS. AND WHERE DO WE GO WHEN WE ARE HUNGRY? TO OUR MOTHER. BUT OF COURSE IT IS NOT THAT EASY TO GET A HAPPY MEAL.IMMEDIATELY YOU GET A REPLY," YES! YES! I AM ONLY HERE FOR COOKING AND CLEANING. GOD KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN AFTER I HAVE GONE AWAY. NOW WHY ARE YOU STANDING HERE. GO COOK SOMETHING YOURSELF!"AND SO WE ENTER THE KITCHEN, STRUGGLING TO FIND WHERE EVERYTHING IS.AND THEN WHEN WE SOMEHOW COOK SOMETHING, THE KITCHEN LOOKS LIKE IT HAS SEEN AN APOCALYPSE. *ENTER MOTHER*

"HEY BHAGWAN JITNA BANAYA NHI UTNA TO FAILAYA HAI!(OH GOD! YOU HAVE CREATED A MESS INSTEAD OF MAKING FOOD!"

NOW YOU ARE ANNOYED AND HUNGRY

THINK YOUR PARENTS ARE MAKING A MISTAKE WHILE TELLING YOU SOMETHING. DO NOT... I REPEAT DO NOT CORRECT THEM UNLESS IT IS ABOUT A WHATSAPP FORWARD. "AB TU HAMEIN SIKHAYEGA? ITNA BADA HO GYA HAI?(NOW YOU WILL TELL US? YOU ARE THAT BIG NOW?)" IS ALWAYS READY.
"MOM I WANT SOMETHING GOOD TO EAT!" "YES YES! WAIT, LET ME ORDER SOMETHING FROM 5 STAR HOTEL! THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE HAVE TO SLEEP HUNGRY AND THIS PRINCE/PRINCESS WANTS PIZZA BURGER!". SO THAT WAS IT. DO TELL US HOW YOUR PARENTS TAUNT YOU.

A man who inspires me the most

2020-07-06T18:01:00.001+05:30

Do you remember your early childhood days? What do you usually do?
Well, In my case, When, I was a small kid, I used to watch cartoons and I did that all day. I was a free soul. I can create anything anywhere in my dreams. It was so amazing, that time was so good. Some of my very favorites cartoons are Mickey Mouse Clubhouse, Popeye-The Sailor Man and Shinchan. Ahh, pretty nostalgic. Don’t you think so?

I am about to talk about a revolutionary figure who made such things possible. It’s none other than Walt Disney.
Walter Elias Disney (December 5, 1901 – December 15, 1966) was an American entrepreneur, animator, writer, voice actor and film maker . A pioneer of the American animation industry, he introduced several developments within the production of cartoons. As a movie producer, Disney holds the record for many Academy Awards earned by a private , having won 22 Oscars from 59 nominations. He was presented with two Golden Globe Special Achievement Awards and an Emmy Award, among other honors. Several of his films are included within the National Film Registry by the Library of Congress.
But, the journey to accomplish these insanely remarkable achievements was very hard.

Born in Chicago in 1901 and raised in Missouri, Disney was the fourth son among five siblings. His father, Elias, was a domineering figure who was allegedly abusive as he tried, unsuccessfully, to make ends meet for the family. To escape from his stressful circumstances, Young Disney found solace in drawing. He had watched his brothers runoff and forged the date on his birth certificate, he joined Red Cross in sept. 1918 as a ambulance driver.
His first cartoon business went bankrupt

When he returned home from war, Disney became an apprentice at a Kansas City art studio. Itching to set off on his own, he and his older brother Roy launched their own cartoon business, Laugh-O-Gram Studios, in 1920, but the company went bankrupt a couple of years later.
With the loss of his first business, Disney packed his bags, and with just $40 to his name, took off to Los Angeles to try his hand at acting. But he failed at that, too. He noticed that there weren’t any animation studios in California and persuaded his brother Roy to open a one. Not goodbye after, Disney found his first major success with the creation of Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.

Disney's character Oswald was plenty lucky, becoming an enormous star in one-reel animation, but Disney himself would find his luck had run out. Traveling to New York to renegotiate his contract, he discovered that his producer had taken his team of animators from under him and that he no longer had any legal rights to Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
But instead of fighting or revenge. He decided to walk away and, on his journey back to California he invented the Mickey Mouse.

After years of eating beans and driving up his debts, Disney finally brought Mickey Mouse to life on film starting in the late 1920s and earned his way back to the top of his industry. But it wasn't easy. Bankers rejected the concept of his famous mouse over 300 times before one said yes.
Even with the success of Mickey Mouse, Disney still faced challenges in keeping his business afloat. Not only was he overworked, but tensions with his employer — who eventually stole his longtime and best animator from him — led to Disney having a nervous breakdown.
After taking some time off with his wife to recuperate, Disney returned with a bold new idea: He would develop a full-length animation feature, which he'd call Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937). It would become a huge success at the box office, yet the films that followed — Pinocchio (1940), Fantasia (1940) and Bambi (1942) — would end up being duds.

His animators went on strike during war II
If Disney didn't already have enough burdens to shoulder, more were on the way. His animators went on strike at the start of World War II and contributed to his mounting debt that ran upwards of $4 million dollars. After the war was over, his company was slow to rebuild, but during this time, Disney learned to diversify his business by turning to television, despite pressures from the film studios to stay on the big screen.
His gamble paid off. With the success of TV shows just like the Mickey Mouse Club and Crockett , Disney was ready to harness enough capital to launch his biggest venture yet: Disneyland.

The opening of Disneyland was called 'Black Sunday'
Disneyland opened on July 17, 1955, in Anaheim, California. Like most of Disney's enterprises, it got off to a rocky start. Forged tickets were bringing more visitors than anticipated, adding to a line that trailed seven miles long. With temps soaring up to 100 degrees, the new asphalt was melting women's high heels, drinking fountains were defunct (thanks to a plumber's strike) and some of the rides malfunctioned. Critics blasted the opening of Disneyland, calling it "Black Sunday."
But as always, Disney's tenacity and perseverance turned his latest endeavor around. Disneyland became a colossal success, clearing out his financial debts, and to this day, operates as an integral part of his business empire.
Lastly, I would like to end it by his quote, he once said,” All the adversity I’ve had in my life, all the troubles and obstacles, have strengthened me. You may not know it when it happens, but a kick within the teeth could also be the simplest thing within the world for you.”

STUFF THAT WE ALL PULLED OFF AT SCHOOL(OR ATLEAST THOUGHT ABOUT IT...)

2020-07-05T12:24:00.001+05:30

SCHOOL LIFE A GOLDEN PERIOD FOR ALL OF US. (INSERT MORE CLICHE SCHOOL LIFE LINES)

LET'S GET STRAIGHT TO THE POINT BECAUSE I AM REALLY BAD AT GIVING INTROS.

HERE IS A LIST OF BULLSHIT WHICH WE ALL HAVE DONE OR THOUGHT OF DOING AT SCHOOL(TOPPERS AND THE QUIET INTROVERT KIDS CAN STAY AWAY)

1.SAVE EVERYONE FROM A TERRORIST ATTACK-

YES, TERRORISM IS A SERIOUS ISSUE, BUT WE HAVE TO ADMIT THAT MOST OF US HAVE IMAGINED OURSELVES AS SUPERHEROES SAVING OUR SCHOOL FROM TERRORIST ATTACK.

NO MATTER HOW WIMPY AS A STUDENT WE WERE, BUT THIS THOUGHT OF SAVING THE WHOLE SCHOOL ALWAYS GAVE US STRENGTH.

2.THAT IS SOME NICE FOOD YOU GOT OVER THERE. GIVE IT TO ME!-

TRING! TRING! THE BELL HAS RUNG AND IT IS THE LUNCH BREAK. THAT MEANS, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE MORE INTERESTED IN YOUR FRIEND'S LUNCH BOX RATHER THAN YOURS.IF THERE IS PASTA, IT BELONGS TO YOU, IF THERE IS PIZZA IF IT BELONGS TO YOU, IF THE FRIEND IS NOT WILLING TO SHARE, IT DEFINITELY BELONGS TO YOU.

3.EXPLOSION IN CHEMISTRY LAB-

FINALLY, THE DAY HAS ARRIVED, YOU ARE GOING TO THE CHEMISTRY LAB TO HEAR HYDROGEN GAS BURN WITH A POP SOUND. DEEP DOWN YOU AND THE BOIS/GURLZZ KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. YOU HAVE SEEN ON YOUTUBE THAT SODIUM+ WATER DOES COOL STUFF, YOU HAVE YOUR WATER BOTTLE WITH YOU. BUT AS YOU REACH THE LAB, ALL OF YOU ARE MADE TO SIT AWAY FROM YOUR FRIENDS, BAG/BOTTLES HAVE TO BE KEPT OUT AND YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO SIT 10 KM AWAY FROM THE LAB ASSISTANT WHILE HE BRINGS A MATCHSTICK NEAR THE MOUTH OF THE HYDROGEN CONTAINING FLASK.

EXPLODING THE CHEMISTRY LAB IS STILL AN UNFULFILLED DREAM FOR MANY OF US.

4.SCREAMING AT THE SCHOOL BUS PASSING BY-

FINALLY THE DAY HAS ENDED AND YOU GET TO GO HOME. WAIT A MINUTE, ANOTHER SCHOOL BUS IS PASSING BY ON THE ROAD. YOU START SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS, EVERYONE IN THE BUS FOLLOWS. THERE IS SHOUTING FROM THE OTHER BUS TOO.

THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST STRESS BUSTER(AND A WAY TO LEARN NOT SO GOOD NEW WORDS)

HERE IS WHAT MISCHIEVOUS STUFF, OUR TEAM DID AT SCHOOL-

PRASHANT-CUT OFF HIS TEACHER'S BIKE'S PETROL PIPE

PRASHANT(PART 2 THE CONCLUSION)-HE LIVED IN A RESIDENTIAL SCHOOL WHERE GOING OUT WAS RESTRICTED. ONCE HE TOOK PERMISSION TO GO TO A MARKET 2KM AWAY BUT WENT 8 KM AWAY WITH HIS FRIENDS, ON THEIR RETURN, SOME TEACHERS SAW THEM AND THEY WERE SUSPENDED FOR A MONTH.

PURVA- LOCKED A BOY IN WASHROOM BECAUSE HE WAS SPREADING RUMORS ABOUT HER.( TO THAT BOY IF HE IS READING THIS, PLEASE SUBSCRIBE AND FOLLOW THE BLOG)

AKSHAT-TORE HIS SCIENCE ANSWER SHEET IN FRONT OF HIS TEACHER FOR GETTING LESS MARKS(TRIGGERED NIBBA)

SHRESTH- BROKE TEST TUBES BY MIXING CHEMICALS AND MADE THE FLOOR BLACK( TIME TO BE JEALOUS OF THIS GUY)

RISHITA-KILLED A TROUBLESOME BOY BY ATTACKING FROM BEHIND(OR HIT HIM, I DON'T KNOW, I AM TOO SCARED TO ASK NOW)

MAITRI- RAN AWAY FROM SCHOOL DURING LUNCH BREAK IN UKG, HER MOTHER WAS A TEACHER IN THAT SCHOOL(BHAAG MILKHA BHAAG PREQUEL STORY LEAKED)

AYAN- SCHOOL ANNOUNCED THAT IT WAS COMPULSORY TO WEAR WINTER UNIFORM, HE ALONG WITH SOME FRIENDS FORGOT TO DO SO. HIS CLASS WAS FAMOUS FOR ITS UNITY SO THEY ALL WENT TO THE ASSEMBLY WITHOUT SWEATERS WHICH MADE THE SCHOOL CHANGE ITS RULES.(INSERT FUNNY TEXT)

GURKREET- IN CLASS 3, WAS STANDING NEAR THE WINDOW, THE TEACHER ASKED HER TO SIT DOWN AT HER PLACE, SHE SAID,"WHO ARE YOU TO TELL ME?" (ARNAB GOSWAMI LITE)

I KNOW MOST OF THESE SOUND FAKE AND UNBELIEVABLE. IF YOU DECIDE TO BELIEVE IT, THEN GOOD, IF YOU DON'T

BYE

THE PIECE OF PAPER WHICH LED ME TO THIS BLOG

2020-07-04T09:38:00.001+05:30

WELL, IT WAS TUESDAY I THINK...

THE TEACHER HANDED US THE FORM. I FILLED MY NAME IN IT. WROTE MY ROLL NUMBER, ENTERED THE MOBILE NUMBER AND STARTED READING AHEAD.

THERE WERE MANY CHECK-BOXES-

SCIENCE A(PCM)

SCIENCE B(PCB)

I DID NOT GO FURTHER BECAUSE STUDENTS EXPECTING 10 CGPA ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO SO.

THERE WERE A FEW OPTIONAL SUBJECTS TO CHOOSE FROM. ALMOST EVERYONE MADE UP THEIR MIND TO CHOOSE COMPUTER BECAUSE IT SOUNDS COOL AND YOU GET TO BRING LAPTOP TO SCHOOL.

I WENT HOME AND IN THE EVENING WHEN MY FATHER RETURNED FROM OFFICE, WE ALL HAD A DISCUSSION.

THERE WAS NO PRESSURE ON ME TO TAKE SCIENCE, I COULD HAVE GONE WITH ANYTHING ELSE. I LOOKED BACK AT MY PERFORMANCES- 1 GOLD MEDAL IN HINDI OLYMPIAD, 1 SILVER IN ENGLISH OLYMPIAD AND COUNTLESS PARTICIPATION CERTIFICATES FOR THE MATHS AND SCIENCE COUNTERPARTS.

SO AS AN EXTREMELY WISE STUDENT, I CHOSE PCM. AND PCM MEANS KOTA.

I HAD TO LEAVE MY FRIENDS BEHIND. I LIVED IN AHMEDABAD. IT WAS THE FIRST TIME THAT I LIVED IN AN APARTMENT. I HAD A NEAR PERFECT LIFE, LIKE THEY SHOW IN MOVIES- THE FRIENDS ARE NEIGHBORS AND GO TO THE SAME SCHOOL.(ALSO HAD A CRUSH WHO WAS READY TO KILL ME)

I PROMISED THEM THAT I WOULD RETURN TO AHMEDABAD(IIT GANDHINAGAR WAS THE INITIAL PLAN, BUT OK...I RETURNED ANYWAY)

LONG STORY SHORT, I GOT A COLLEGE IN AHMEDABAD, MET THESE AMAZING PEOPLE WHO ARE THE PART OF THE BOREDOM BASHERS TEAM.

I GAVE JEE MAIN AGAIN IN JANUARY 2020 WITHOUT STUDYING A BIT(ASK AKSHAT, AYAN, SIDDHARTH, MOXAL,DHARMIL) AND GOT ALMOST SAME PERCENTILE AS I HAD GOT IN 2019 WHICH CAN EITHER MEAN THAT I STUDIED NOTHING IN KOTA AS WELL OR THAT I RETAINED THE KNOWLEDGE FOR A YEAR. I BELIEVE IN THE 2ND SITUATION.

MORAL OF THE STORY- SCIENCE IS SUPERIOR THAN THE OTHERS AND I LIKE IT. THANKS FOR READING, DO FOLLOW AND SUBSCRIBE AND SHARE.

BYE BYE TIK TOK

2020-06-30T17:43:00.001+05:30

SO WHILE WE WERE ALL COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW BAD 2020 IS AND HOW WE GOT PERMISSION FROM OUR PARENTS FOR VISITING GOA WITH FRIENDS BUT CORONAVIRUS(WHICH FOR SOME REASON IS STILL A NON-EXISTANT WORD IN THE GOOGLE DICTIONARY BECAUSE IT GETS A RED UNDERLINE) DESTROYED IT ALL, THE GOVT. TOOK A STEP LAST NIGHT(29 JUNE 2020) TO BAN 59 CHINESE APPS INCLUDING THAT STINKY PIECE OF TORTOISE EXCRETA- TIK TOK

NOW, THE GOVT. HAS GIVEN ITS OWN REASONS TO ERADICATE THIS FILTHY THREAT TO HUMAN INTELLECT AND INTELLIGENCE, BUT CARRYMINATI FANS, COUNTLESS OF MEMERS AND OF COURSE, THE SANE HUMANS LIKE US(MAYBE NOT SO MUCH) CONSIDER THIS AS A WIN OF HUMANITY OVER I DON'T KNOW CRINGE?

WELL... HALF THE YEAR IS GONE, BUT MAYBE THINGS ARE STARTING TO TURN AROUND, MAYBE THIS IS THE STARTING OF GOOD NEWS WHICH WE ARE GOING TO HEAR AS THE YEAR PROGRESSES.

ALSO THIS BAN MEANS THAT A LOT OF PARENTS WILL GET THEIR SONS BACK(AND THE MAKE-UP/DUPATTA/SAARI WHICH WENT MISSING).

BUT IS THIS THE END? TIME WILL TELL

BUT APOORV, WHY ARE YOU USING DIFFERENT COLOU...

SHUT UP! I AM GETTING THERE.

I AM USING DIFFERENT COLOURS BECAUSE... I CAN.(LOL THAT WAS SOME CRINGE, I GUESS WRITING ABOUT TIK TOK AUTOMATICALLY INDUCES SOME CRINGE INSIDE YOU)

ALL RIGHT THEN. I AM DONE HERE. YOU CAN GO BACK TO DAYDREAMING ABOUT YOUR GOA PLAN WHILE I PLAY WITH SOME COLOURS

STAY SAFE. STAY INSIDE. STAY AWAY FROM CRINGE(I SERIOUSLY NEED TO FIND A SYNONYM FOR CRINGE)

DO FOLLOW AND SUBSCRIBE THIS BLOG

IT MOTIVATES US TO WRITE MORE😃😃

Existing Forever...

2020-06-28T17:24:00.001+05:30

2210 AD

I am resting under the shade of the only banayan tree left in the locality. The heat is killing me…figuratively atleast. Yes, that’s right, I can’t be killed, no matter what. Unconditional immortality. Wounds heal, amputated body parts regrow, no drawbacks. This guy in blue respirator is walking towards me. He is twice my size and is carrying a metal rod of some kind. He is now very near.

“Get off! This tree belongs to me, you’ve been sitting here for hours”

200 years of existence and humans haven’t changed a bit, still that ‘ I own this shit’ character. It has gotten kind of boring to talk to anyone. This man is no different. I reach out to my pocket and take out my knife. Before he can react, I stand up and slice his throat. He is making gurgling sounds, the blood flows out like a fountain and makes me all messy plus it’s warmth only increases my anger. Oh wait, are you here to listen to a superhero? Go away, I am a bad guy, a monster in humans disguise. These type of killings are a regular thing. I have lost count of the number of kills, theft and other horrendous shit I have done. You can’t blame me, after all no sane person(like me) would pay 5000 rupees for 1L of water, and it’s too boring to live in the same house for more than a week, I need to change houses which means eliminating the house owners.

The police? They can’t catch me, 200 years is a lot of time to learn every single form of trickery. Once they caught me but it took only 7 bullet wounds to escape. Immortality is good.

22100AD

It hurts, I can’t move, they have tied me up, my wounds aren’t healing. These aliens have tore me up to study me…study why I don’t die like every other human. I am hungry, I am thirsty for years. I want to die! I want to die!

A million years later

I am still tied up to this bench, the earth has become too hot, the chamber I am in, is on fire for years, the aliens won’t help me. I am in flames but my body won’t melt, I won’t die. My voice is gone. I can’t even scream. Oh god! The earth is shaking, the ground beside has erupted, I am falling, my bounds are free, I turn in mid air. There is lava below me, I am approaching it fast. No! Please no! I am in the lava and I won’t die. I won’t d

IMMORTALITY IS SOMETHING MOST OF US HAVE CRAVED FOR AT SOME POINT OF OUR LIFE.

HERE’S IS WHAT THE BOREDOM BASHERS’ TEAM THINK ABOUT IMMORTALITY-

PRASHANT-NO, IT’S A BAD IDEA. THE EXCITEMENT OF LIVING WILL DECREASE BY THE PASSING OF TIME, WE WILL HAVE TO SEE OR FRIENDS AND FAMILY LEAVING US. ALSO SYNCING WITH THE NEW GENERATIONS WILL BE DIFFICULT.

AKSHAT- LIVING FOREVER WILL CAUSE LIFE TO LOSE IT’S VALUE. ANYTHING IN EXCESS IS NOT GOOD

SHRESTH- BEING IMMORTAL ISN'T THAT BAD, IT'S RATHER SO EXCITING TO BE A HUMOUR ON DEATH AND LIFE

EVERYTHING HAS IT'S OWN PROS AND CONS, FOR ME EXPERIENCING AGES AND GENERATION. BEING A WITNESS OF THE CHANGE WOULD BE AMAZING.

MAITRI- IF ONLY I AM GOING TO BE IMMORTAL THEN NO...

THE CHOICE SHOULD BE IN MY HANDS ... WHETHER I WANT TO DIE OR NOT

NEHAL- NOW I WOULD LOVE TO SEE WHAT GOES ON IN FUTURE BUT...THE WAY THINGS ARE GOING I DONT THINK THE FUTURE IS GOING TO BE PRETTY

SO NAH...I THINK I'LL PASS

BUT IF I COULD GET MY HANDS ON TIME TRAVEL....THEN WE WOULD BE TALKING

PURVA- ONLY IF WE CAN NOT AGE OTHERWISE WHAT IS THE POINT OF LIVING IF WE ARE TOO WEAK TO EVEN STAND ON OUR FEET.

APOORV(ME)- NO, BECAUSE WHEN THE EARTH GOES BOOM, YOU FACE THE DOOM

THE REST OF US- *ATTAINS SILENCE*

updating u all

2020-06-27T20:43:00.001+05:30

Hello, dear readers…

I know I know its been a while since we posted anything…and we think we owe you appropriate explanation and also I just like to b*tch about my problems ;)

So…apparently our college decided a month or so back that we don’t have enough problems in our life with the whole corona situation. Hence, obviously, they took it upon themselves to add their elements to add to already going crisis…and online lectures were arranged. Totally not giving a f*ck if students had proper internet facilities or not. Cuz obviously completing syllabus is so much more important than actually making sure that students getting what concept is being taught RIGHT??

And then online exams were taken in form of “assignments” which they expected us to complete on our own, and we were expected ‘not to cheat’ as if that can happen. If we cheat with five professors in the class, obviously we’ll cheat with all the technology laid in front of us…expecting us not to cheat is the dumbest ideas one could ever think of…But again when is our college academics team showed some actual wits

Now if I’m sounding too whiny to some of you…well to prove that’s not the case. I accept that this must have been as difficult for our proffesors to teach us through the online mod as it was for us to study. I understand that

Learning new technology was as equally difficult for them…And don’t even get me started on how they managed to get hours of silence(it’s extremely rare in Indian houses and when that happens mostly the reason is a major fight happened and now no one is talking)

So yeah I get it was difficult for them blah blah blah….And thats why I don’t get why they agreed with the administration…or I guess like us there pleas were ignored too…:(

So yeah, that’s why there were no post recently…but we are BACK!!!

And if your college is doing the same thing or have something more to add or have some new insights…plzzz share it with us in either comment section or email us at boredombashers431@gmail.com We might share it in our blog.

So yeah do share it with your friends…

Until next post… Bella ciao!!

The new moon....

2020-06-25T21:44:00.001+05:30

Issue two

It was night, all the other seekers were in their rooms resting. Unlike the dark windy and silent night, there was a whisper chatting between Sherl and Archie. Both of them developed a habit to confess or share their piece of minds, even their deepest and darkest secrets. Sherl is a joyful comic person who finds a reason to laugh even there’s no reason for, this often-made others judge him as a psycho lunatic. But deep down he was the most emotional person anyone could ever encounter. He is tall, wheatish and have wavy hairs. On the other hand, Archie is a mature, responsible and clever person. He has medium height and have whitish complexion with stunning eyes. Every night they talked with each other, this helped build up a bond and trust between the two. They both had a soft corner for each other rather than any other fellow seekers. But one day while having a group conversation between the seekers because of Sherl’s comic nature he unknowingly made fun of one of Archie’s secrets in front of everyone. Archie ignored it for several times, but Sherl being Sherl never bothered about it. At last Archie confronted him in person for this, at first Sherl took it on his ego and started taunting him for being so childish. But Arch being a responsible person made him realise his mistake. Even at first Sherl busted upon Archie but when he realised his mistake, it didn’t take him a moment to apologize. But sometimes even the wisest person makes the most foolish blunder. Archie had only one dereliction in him, he used to taunt people for there mistakes over and over again and even denunciate them. Its oppressing and humiliating, with no coincidence Sherl too was a victim of it, as expected he started distancing himself from Archie. After all its only been weeks they both even knew each other. Arch noticed it and soon he realised his mistake and made Sherl feel that he genuinely repents for his fault, by saying that he doesn’t want to lose a good friend just because of this. Sherl never showed his true emotions to him by his face but deep down he felt blessed for being worth of his friendship.

A new chapter was going to start for all the seekers residing in the abode. It was their first day in the Palace of Gnosis, every eternal introduced themselves to the seekers. The seekers just admired the beauty of the sacred place. Everyone was happy to start a new vogue, the vogue to the souvenir of gnosis. But they were also afraid of the hardships they were inviting for themselves. It was surely going to be their journey to life as even if they are not able to achieve the souvenir, they were going to witness unforgettable moments of life, the bond of friendship and love, even living life to its fullest as it is meant to be. Sometimes the journey to reach a destination is more pleasurable than reaching the destination itself. This was the first time every seeker came across one other, but amidst this rush Sherl eyes got freeze at a person as if he just turned into a stone. The world around him slows down and he feels wind rushing his face, the atmosphere was tickling him, out of nowhere he could hear a romantic melody played on a violin. The person who spellbound our innocent fellow is a girl named Stacy, she is also one of the seekers. As Sherl describes she is like fairy tale angel with beautiful admiring eyes, a lovely smile and a mesmerising voice. He couldn’t stop admiring her beauty, he’s just charmed by her stunning smile, he says “That smile………., that damn smile………”. Archie and Renard teases him for getting moved by her beauty. Archie and Renard were no different they also made an eavesdrop on the beauty emerged in the Palace. Sherl could not stop thinking about the angel he saw at the palace; he constantly thinks about her and wishes to be her friend or even more special…………

Surely the new moon just casts a spell of charm on our innocent lad but the irksome past of Sherl was still following him as a shadow, dark and gloomy as the pale winter moon.

To be continued………..