Boredome's Arch-Enemy

The Assignment

2010-11-16T02:24:00.000+08:00

The title of this post sounds cool but trust me....its AWESOME....

English Assignment throughout the 2nd Semester and possibly the 3rd Semester as well...
Create a blog with a theme of your choice...so tadaaa..

D-eview

The theme that I chose for the blog is "Entertainment Review"

so everytime I post up something there,I'l mention it here so you can go check that out...=)

Lets put a SMILE on that FACE

The hardest Part of Ending Is Starting Again

2010-11-09T20:30:00.000+08:00

Gemini Males are Life's Hackers

2010-11-07T23:55:00.001+08:00

The beauty of horoscope is it allows an individual to relate to a statement or a description that is fairly general in purpose and the fact,that the individual would even believe it is even more interesting....

Came across this horoscope blog which was posted up by a friend of mine....Checked out the description for Gemini Males.....The comments in brackets is the way I react to those statements....

I can relate to all these characteristics but I would also accept the fact that by me saying I have all of these characteristics makes me an asshole who is full of himself....and I don't deny it....because deep down....Aren't we all?

Gemini Men

A man in this Zodiac has a thin long and proportional face. He has a high forehead and very clever. He looks like he can not stand or sit still, a very fast person. His nose is just right in size, thin lips, talk fast and very talkative. He can think faster than he talks, but once he starts talking, he will talk non stop as if god has gifted him with that special talking machine mouth.(I doubt my face is thin or long....My nose ain't exactly right in size and the thin lips not really..)

He likes to cut his hair short and he is very athletic. He is a tall, slim and every movement of his is “Fast” or nearly calls “Hyperactive”. He has long fingers and always tapping on table or moving his finger as if he is trying to grab something. He is the type, who will write or scribble on paper, he never stays still. His hair always well comb or neat.(I have long,messy hair)

He will spend a long time to comb his hair. He will keep his manicure and pedicure clean. He is a well dress and clean guy, so if you like cleanliness, you will love him. He will keep all his cloth in big closet, and never throw away even shirts he never wear any more, but yet he still keep buying new cloths and make sure he is in style. He knows how to dress well even with a low budget. He gets bored easily with his favorite cloths, cologne.(The manicure and pedicure thingy not really)

He is very picky, so soap and his cologne even have to be in the same trend or same scent. If you date this kind of guy, you might think you are dating 2 guys, you will have to guess his feeling and emotion. Is he doing thing because it is a duty, or is it because he wants to? He changes his mind as fast as he changes a new pairs of shoes.(I tend to avoid changing my clothings due to practicality and No,I am not picky with soap..)

He can pick up a book and roughly read through and understand its contents, so if you see a Gemini man who reads the whole book, then he must be influenced by other Zodiac. He hates to set fix schedule, and dislike a boring same routine job. He could hardly be on time, and can only keep time if it is complete important and necessary.(I guess Im influence by other zodiacs as well then...)

He does not come late because he forgets, but because he always finds other attractions along the way. He likes to act opposite to what he wants to do. He is a very good speaker and makes a very good politician. He can easily persuade other people and well presented himself in public, a real charmer. If he is a writer, he will write the best seller. He always searches for truth and constantly studies himself.(I err....sounds like what people say about me...)

He never satisfies about his fame, his reputation or money, because he thinks he deserved more. He will keep searching even he is not sure what is his ultimate satisfaction. Woman in love normally wants to feel secure and stable, but if you fall in love with this guy be prepared to be alone. He will come to see you when he feels like it. He won’t even know how he spent his day everyday, so adjust yourself if you love him.(True about not knowing what my ultimate satisfaction is....Untrue about leaving a person in the relationship unattended to)

Dating him is like dating 2 guys, so today he can tell you how much he loves you, but tomorrow he might call you to cancel your date. When he upsets, he could tell you he hates your dress, even it is the same dress he used to tell you make you look very sexy. Do not ask him why he is that way for he won’t have any explanations too. When he is back to normal mood, he will take you out again and forget what just happened.(Mildy untrue but thats up to personal opinion)

You can not expect him to be the same person now, and forever. His changes will depend on you, for better or for worst. If you like to take risk and dare for challenges, you will get along with him fine. He keeps his emotional secretly as if hiding it, so you will not be able to see if he is in love with you, or does not give a damn at all, but be calm and patient. He will never leave you if he thinks you are a puzzle, and then he will spend times solving this puzzle.(Heh....)

I blame you for the moonlit skies and the dream that died where the eagles fly...

2010-10-26T14:12:00.000+08:00

You Shouldn't Hide Your Thoughts From Your Mind

2010-10-19T00:26:00.000+08:00

Guess it was just a dream

2010-10-13T22:38:00.000+08:00

The Blind Side

2010-10-13T03:56:00.001+08:00

The term “Blind Side” is defined as to tackle, hit, or attack (an opponent) from the blind side. In relation to the film the term “blind side” is exemplified such as this statement, the quarterback was blindsided and had the ball knocked out of his hand. The Blind Side is a classic example of a rags-to-riches story. I believe The title of “The Blind Side” isn’t strictly about the game. It’s about the way the world might have ignored the lead character, Michael Oher’s talents. And it’s about the colorblind determination of the Tuohy family to cross the racial and economic barriers to reach him, not to mention his own willingness to accept and adapt a world that is rather alien to him. I believe that is the true meaning of the title of the movie, “The Blind Side”.

If you die trying for something important, then you have both honour and courage, and that’s pretty good. This statement sparks various images of morally correct images in my mind and the most distinct image that I see is also the most recent act of courage that has piqued my interest. This act of courage I wish to enlighten you about happened on the Freedom Flotilla. The Israeli–Palestinian conflict is the ongoing conflict between Israelis and Palestinians. It forms part of the wider, and generally earlier, Arab–Israeli conflict. The remaining key issues are: mutual recognition, borders, security, water rights, control of Jerusalem, Israeli settlements, Palestinian freedom of movement and legalities concerning refugees. The violence resulting from the conflict has prompted international actions, as well as other security and human rights concerns within both and between the countries.

The Gaza flotilla raid was a military action by Israel against six ships of the Gaza Freedom Flotilla on May 31, 2010. The flotilla, organized by the Free Gaza Movement and the Turkish Foundation for Human Rights and Freedoms and Humanitarian Relief (IHH), was carrying humanitarian aid, medical supplies and construction materials, intent on breaking Israel's blockade of the Gaza Strip. Five of the ships were apprehended without loss of life but the passengers did have severe injuries. On the MV Mavi Marmara, clashes broke out after activists resisted the Israeli forces. Nine activists were killed, while dozens of activists and seven Israeli commandos were wounded. I admire these activists because they fought for others who were not receiving the rights they deserved. These individuals had the right to turn a blind eye towards the injustice and the sadness that plagued the victims of the Israeli-Palestine conflict. These individuals were willing to sacrifice money, time and most importantly, themselves for a righteous cause such as this. It is sad to see such great individuals perish, for the world needs much more that are willing to do the things these unsung heroes have done. Due to the deaths of these great individuals, the world has started to take a greater interest into the Israeli-Palestine conflict. Now, the victims of the conflict have a higher chance of receiving the rights and peace they should have been having throughout the conflict. These activists wanted to bring humanitarian aid, medical supplies and construction material to help the victims of the conflict but instead were able to help them further by attracting global attention to the plight of the Israeli-Palestine conflict and by doing so, allowed the victims to gain further support in the fight for their rights.

I take this issue rather personally as some of those activists who died in the flotilla raid are acquaintances of a close friend of mine. I also relate to it because I truly admire the courage and determination shown by these perished heroes and I wish to develop that same kind of courage, determination and honour to further improve myself. I try my best to exemplify these selfless individuals with the means available to me. After that incident, I began donating and participating in events that aid human rights and various other causes that intends to improve the quality of life. Based on the reasons stated, I greatly admire individuals who die trying for something important as they do not intend to earn fame but instead for another individual’s happiness. That is true courage

Chase & Status - 'Let You Go' Feat. Mali

2010-10-13T01:40:00.000+08:00

I don't fancy ONYX's actions

2010-10-13T01:19:00.000+08:00

Talk about Emphasis on Target Market...

The term "Carbon Copy" comes to mind when I look at FB girls these days..This is enough to prove that lack of originality is the main factor that caused the rift between the definitions of modern classifications of "Beautiful" and "Cute".

BUGSEY MAU TAU...the cutest,friendliest cat with the most awesome fur you would ever find on a stray kitten..Anyone wanna adopt her?

I LOVE THIS KITTEN...=D..SHE IS SO GOD DAMNED FRIENDLY...

I do not know this individual nor do I wish to know him...but Im pretty sure I can hear Jesus turning over in his grave when this picture was being taken...it screams "KARAT"

Below is a random section of the post that contains excerpts from various works of emotional literary art...

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The Ocean

I climbed up a mountain, and looked off the edge,
At all of the lives that I never have led,
There's one where I stayed with you across the sea,
I wonder do you still think of me,
I carry your image always in my head,
Folded and yellowed and torn at the edge,
And I've looked upon it for so many years,
Slowly I am losing your face,

So many friends now and none of them mine,
Forgotten as soon as we meet,
All of these moments are lost in time,
Your caught in my head like a thorn on a vine,
To forever torment me and I wonder why,
Do I wish I'd never known you at all,

Oh the ocean rolls us away away away,
And I lose your hand through the waves...

The Fountain
I see the sun
Believe the dark
Soon I'll disappear
But I'll make my mark
All these fears
And all this love
All you've given me
Is not enough
All my dreams
And all this stuff
All made real
And it's not enough
Watching, waiting, shaping, faking
Shocking, pumping, mocking, stopping
Falling, stalling, warning, crawling
Rejecting, perfecting, loving, ending

Need You

I know it's not your fault, but I'm a locked door
Anytime I'm a mess by someone before
And I wish that I, I could find a key
To unlock all the things that you want us to be
Let me open up and start again, 
But there's a safe around my heart
I don't know how to let you in, 
And that's what keeps us apart
And that's why I need time.
I said I need you to understand

Call up the locksmith
Tell him we need him quick
We've got a million keys, 
None of them seem to fit
While you're on the phone, 
Call up the clocksmith, 
Cuz I could use some time, 
Even the slightest bit
Let me open up and start again, 
And break this safe around my heart
I don't know how to let you in, 
And that's what keeps us apart
And that's why I need time
I said I need you to understand

I'm thinking now's the time, 
Maybe it's time to go, if I gave you my heart,

be gentle,I'm tired of laying low, lets give the world a show...

The Prayer

If I slip away, if I die today the last thing you remember won't

Be about some apple bottom jeans or the boots with the fur

Baby how I dream of being free since my birth
Cursed but the demons I confronted would disperse

Have you ever heard of some shit so real

Beyond from the heart, from the soul you can feel
And if I die before I wake, I pray the lord my soul to take

But please don't cry, just know that I have made these songs for you

And if I die before I wake I pray the lord my soul to take

'cuz I'm ready for a funeral

My mind runs I can never catch it even if I got a head start

They say anything is possible and life is just another obstacle,well show me the Manual and the man responsible

2010-10-11T00:32:00.000+08:00

Lets start off with a quote..


Albert Einstein - Compared to him you are a shaved monkey

Albert Einstein says..

"We are in the position of a little child entering a huge library filled with books in many different languages. The child knows someone must have written those books . It does not know how. It does not understand the languages in which they are written. The child dimly suspects a mysterious order in the arrangement of the books but doesn't know what it is. That, it seems to me, is the attitude of even the most intelligent human being toward God. We see a universe marvelously arranges and obeying certain laws, but only dimly understand these laws. Our limited minds cannot grasp the mysterious force that moves the constellations."

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What do you do if you are too lazy to blog something new?

well,you rip a post of someone else's blog of course..

This is something that was ripped off Afizan's blog and re-edited with pictures and less words...

Dear Girls (from us guys)...

A hypochondriac is someone who suffers from extreme depression of mind that is based on imaginary physical ailment.

Don't talk about your ex-boyfriends.
We never have, nor ever will respect or like them, nor do we want to hear about them.
When you do, you're asking your boyfriend to be jealous.
You're asking your boyfriend to lose trust.

Imagine the Pink Shirt Dude is the Boyfriend

We don't care if you talk to other guys.
We don't care if you're friends with other guys.
It doesn't help if you sit there and talk to him for ten minutes without even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

I may not have a lemon slice for my drink but I know

Don't allow guys to flirt with you when we're not around.
We'll find out. Trust me.
We have eyes everywhere.
And when we find out, we're pissed.
Not with the guy but you...

This was written with semi-inspiration and complete boredome

2010-10-09T20:09:00.001+08:00

All the countries that are known for their prominence in the social field as well as the economic field are nations that have free media. It is only through the absence of boundaries can we truly obtain the gratification we desire.

Aview shared by many countries

We have freedom of speech....but no freedom after speech

If we really want to dispose of corruption and its kin , then the most effective way (in theory) would be allowing freedom of media to expose and allow creativity to uphold the virtues that we should have had a long time ago, I mean considering we are a "so-called" modern, progressing nation . Unless, of course, there is the absence of political will to leave the existing comfort zone of corruption and decay.Nonetheless, it is the mental capacity of the society that is able to affect the progression of our generation.

Seriousness aside I guess its time for a funny.....

The leaders of the big beer companies meet for a drink. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud, The CEO of Miller gets a Miller, The head of Coors orders a Coors, and so on. Until it's Arthur Guinness's turn. He orders a soda.

"Why didn't you order a Guinness?" everyone asks.

"Nah," Guinness relies, If you guys aren't having a beer, then neither will I..

Did someone say "Politically Incorrect" ?

2010-09-30T22:06:00.000+08:00

PART 2

Its not exactly fun growing up now is it?...

no,I lied...its bloody fun...=D

Summer Jobs 1

Summer Jobs 2

Summer Jobs 3

Summer Jobs 3 (What happened during the job)

Sometimes,not everything is not fake..=P

Exactly why you gotta wait till the end to get the whole story...

Poncho,would you be my Pinata?

Target Audience : Zombies

Arribbbaaaaa

Snowmen Penthouse

A Good Husband isn't always a Good Father..

That reminds me....I've got a presentation about gays tomorrow...

This is Safety Messages at its best...

There Are Always Two Sides To A Coin

2010-09-30T20:47:00.002+08:00

Feeling so much better randomly driving around... Just driving around without a destination really clears the mind...its a fuckin remedy...=)...

Part 1

Facebook 35 MINUTES AGO.....

Hashim Hazman Wikipedia took down the Faizal Tahir biography that Syafiq and I edited..Basterds lah these fellas!!!

35 minutes ago · Comment · · See Wall-to-Wall

You, Syafiq Rahman and Fairuz Peere like this.
- Fairuz Peere hahaha im gonna call u guys HACKERzz, it would be so awesome if it was there now n da whole world could read that shit, where his fukin class go down, down all da way down!!
  
  33 minutes ago ·
- Hashim Hazman Hahahahaha the mat sallehs woud be lke, hmmm he has a studio at a place called Lubang Taik, Hell..interesting..hahahahaha dude i know man, it's gonna get media attention too..but you know, at that time, wikipedia sent us a message saying something about our edits on Najib's profile, and we were like, oh fuck!! We're gonna get ISA'd!!!
  
  27 minutes ago · ·
- Devendra Jegatheeson ahahhahah what the fuck did u guys write on najibs wiki la?
  
  26 minutes ago · ·
- Hashim Hazman We didn't.. we only viewed it, thats all..that was a scary moment..hahahahaha
  
  25 minutes ago ·
- Devendra Jegatheeson what bout faizal?..haha
  
  24 minutes ago ·
- Fairuz Peere hahaha hell yeah!!, dude maybe TM can trace the post u just posted abt "BIJAN" read it backwards :P
  
  22 minutes ago · ·
- Devendra Jegatheeson well...erm...I dont really think they ahve the capabilites to track fb...but....I LOVE THE MALAYSIAN GOVERNMENT....I LOVE THE PRIME MINISTER...THE ROYAL FAMILY IS SO AWESOME...and erm erm....altantuya accidently blew herself up...no doubt about it...oh oh and NEP will so totally work out....1MACHA..i mean 1MALAYSIA....
  
  20 minutes ago · ·
- Hashim Hazman Hahahaha we changed his biography..he is the second child out of 27 children..One of his brothers, Anas Taik, also used to be a Metal singer in group Nasyid Tak Best.Faizal is a composer and also a strip dancer. He built a mini studio named Homo Suite Studio, located at Lubang Taik,Hell.. compare what I wrote and the real bio at wiki..hahaha
  
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- Hashim Hazman Hahahahaha yup i think you're rite..i don't have a vendetta against my own government though, but i do believe that we have the right to complain as a Malaysian..This is Malaysia ma playa!! We are all in this together man..1 Macha!!!
  
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- Devendra Jegatheeson True that bro....1MACHA FTW...
  
  13 minutes ago ·
- Hashim Hazman hahaha..btw syafiq and i did something else too..but i'll tell you 2morrow ;)
  
  12 minutes ago ·
- Devendra Jegatheeson hahahaha...Im gettin real interested now..hahaha
  
  10 minutes ago ·
- Fairuz Peere wtf ur comments r like essay!!, anyway how was ur english essay guys
  !!
  
  9 minutes ago ·
- Devendra Jegatheeson it was okay la....managed to do 2 and a half pages only..=/...not sure bout how good it was...
  
  u guys?
  
  5 minutes ago

Reality Rather Than Romance Should Be The Prime Factor In Choosing A Life Partner

2010-09-24T03:06:00.000+08:00

I am sleepy as fuck....

I hate assignments that are due on the very next day it is given.This is an example of one of these crappy ass assignments...especially when I ain't exactly feeling too good.Oh bloody hell,now I've gotta write a critical thinking report as well as create some accounting documents.

This is the one I did for English about 5 minutes ago,while listening to Tempest and Hold Your Colour by Pendulum.Ironic topic but hell,I ain't complaining as long as the bloody thesis statement and organizational pattern of the essay is correct.Another reason why I love free articles,You are not constricted to a certain format and this allows your creativity to unleash itself like a bloody lion in heat.( The sentence I just wrote is a clear example that I am sleepy as hell.)

A Dose of Fake Reality

Reality Rather Than Romance Should Be The Prime Factor In Choosing A Life Partner

Since the dawn of time, mankind has always made important decisions that are heavily influenced by emotions. One of these important decisions would be choosing a life partner. Some would say that we should choose our life partner based on personal advantage rather than the way we feel. I believe that romance or the way we feel should be the primary factor and reality or personal advantage should be the secondary factor in choosing a life partner.

Love is a virtue representing all human kindness, compassion and affection. To ignore it would be blasphemous, especially in decisions related to relationships. It has been known in previous cases of various origins that love affects an individual’s determination in an extremely positive manner. For instance, a couple is studying in college and at the end of the year, the girl would be furthering her studies abroad as she has received a scholarship. This is indeed a dilemma as the idea of long-distance relationships has not exactly been widely successful but because of this unfortunate event, the boy will now be determined to work harder in his studies in order for him to receive the opportunity to further his studies abroad in the same country his girlfriend will be studying in. The love the boy has for the girl is so strong that he wishes to continue being with her and thus, he decides to improve himself in order for him to be with her. Some people require a psychological nudge to achieve their full potential and usually it is the love and emotions they have for another which allows them to obtain this determination which is required to be successful in their endeavors. This is indeed a very positive influence in our lives as love allows us to become better people and this further proves why we should allow romance to be the primary factor instead of reality.

The foundation of a relationship must be based on trust, intimacy and love for it to last. To lack one of these factors would be disastrous to the lifespan of the relationship. If one was to choose realistic factors such as social status and financial status instead of trust, intimacy and love, then the relationship will surely fail. It would be naïve to believe that one who chooses a life partner based on financial and social status would receive the same level of happiness and peace of mind compared to one who chooses a life partner based on intimate feelings. A wealthy and beautiful life partner obviously has aesthetic value but it is a proven fact that it does not provide the happiness required for one to be complete and achieve the peace of mind required for one to lead a stress-free life. This is but another reason why romance should be the primary factor and not reality.

Those who say that reality should be the primary factor in choosing a life partner instead of romance are usually pointing out the fact that choosing a life partner based on social and financial status would grant better social and financial security. This is a foolish concept as social and financial security is not necessarily guaranteed should you ignore romance in choosing a life partner. Mankind would never improve if no risks were taken and in respect to the topic of relationships, the risk is very small and can be considered as safe as the security that is said to be offered by choosing a life partner based on reality.

The reasons stated in this article are very much in support of romance being the primary factor in a relationship and it is backed by psychological theories and facts that have been obtained from various sources and researches across the world. Lastly, I would like to reiterate my stand on this topic which is, romance should always be the prime factor in choosing a life partner instead of reality.

Is Aag Mein Na Jaane Kyu Hum Jal Rahe , Tere Liye Meri Jaan

2010-09-21T23:29:00.000+08:00

99 Things Girls should KNOW about Guys

The ones that relate to me are in bold
The ones that I don't relate to are in Italic
The ones highlighted in red should be known to SOMEONE.

1. Guys don`t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer presentable and neat girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn`t understand you, it simply means you`re not thinking the way he is.

5. "are you doing something?" or "have you eaten already?" Are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always thinking about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he`ll disregard all your bad characteristics.

8. Guys go gaga over a girl`s smile.

9. Guys will do anything to get the girl`s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet you parents... let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can`t. And they sure have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and it is...drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don`t provoke the guy to heat up... believe me... he will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and this makes it harder for them to accept defeat.

17. When you touch a guys heart, there`s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like, "you know what... uhh... nevermind!" Would make them jump to conclusions that are far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged 'um...' or makes any excuses when you`re asking him to do a favor, he`s actually saying that he doesn`t like you and he can`t lay down a card for you.

22. When a girls says 'no', a guy hears it as 'try again tomorrow'.

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about a girl who likes him, but this doesn`t actually mean that the guy likes her.

28. You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime... he does.

30. BEWARE! Guys can make a gossip scatter through half the face of the Earth faster than the girls can.

31. Girls are guys weaknesses.
32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It`s good to test a guy first before you believe him but don`t let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting.

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they`re not that much pretty.

37. Your bestfriend, whom you boyfriend seek help from about his problems with you may end up being admires by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don`t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

40. A guy find ways to keep you off from linking with some one else.

41. Guys love girls with brains than girls in mini-skirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl really wants but he would unluckily end up with the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys' fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls' height doesn`t really matter to a guy but her weight does.

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship that they become too possessive... so watch out girls!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be hard for him to let go of that girl.(Whaaa....I usually just leave...)

50. It`s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they broke up especially if they have been together for three years or more.

51. A guy have to experience rejection because if he`s too good---never been busted, never been in love and hurt---he wont mature and grown up.(VERY BLOODY TRUE)

52. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the message clearly.

53. When an unpleasant circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he`s sweating. You`ll probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he`s going crazy about the girl... he really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he`s just actually saying ''please come and listen to me''.

59. Guys don't really have final decisions. (YEAH EXACTLY...)

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy started to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there is no such thing as love at first sight, but they court these girls anyway.

64. Guy like femininity not feebleness.

65. Guys don`t like girls who punch harder that they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl like him but can never be sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over the romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms... no kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy`s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your advantage.

72. Don`t be snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of rejections.

73. Don`t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudices and you`ll be surprised.

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling that attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic is about girls.

76. Guys don`t comprehend the expression "get lost!" too well.(Oh I do....I usually just leave..)

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions but still love them all the more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don`t care about on how shiny their shoes unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know them, they`ll realize they`re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He`s just too stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys' weakest point is at the knee.(Wait,whaaaaa....)

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it show he is not good at fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he`s amazed by you or he`s criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance, give it to him but when you catch him cheating again and he asks for another chance, ignore him.

88. If you have a boyfriend and your bestfriend is also a boy, always glances at you and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you`re with you boyfriend, all i can say is that you bestfriend loves you more that you boyfriend does.

89. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain... when he cries in front of you! ( This is just wierd...)

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him why.
93. When a guy says he can`t sleep if he doesn`t hear you voice even for just one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes make fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has a good intention if you see him praying sometimes. (Errr...this ain't exactly true..perhaps..he is praying that the girl leaves her boyfriend so he can go after her...im just saying.....)

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys' things... but not their hair.

97. If someone says you`re beautiful, that guys likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who over-reacts.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationship.

The Guy Ritchie Post

2010-09-20T23:05:00.000+08:00

Guy Ritchie is without a doubt my favorite director...I mean,look at these 4 movies and if you haven't watched them....WATCH THEM....

Sherlock Holmes (2009)
Rock n Rolla (2008)
Snatch. (2000)
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (1998)

Most of movies tend to have multiple story lines ongoing at the same time, which would eventually coincide with each other.The location is usually the slums of London and revolves around British Mobsters. What sets his movies apart from the rest is the way humour,intelligence and character relation is formed...and it is just genius...(the bloody good acting by the cast members helps too..)

Movie Quotes

"There's no school like the old school, and I'm the fucking headmaster"
- Lenny (Rock N Rolla )

"If a slap don't work, you cut 'em or you pay 'em, but you keep your receipts, cos this ain't the Mafia"
- Archie ( Rock N Rolla )

"It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the Sale of the fucking Century!"
- Tom (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"Let's sort the buyers from the spyers, the needy from the greedy, and those who trust me from the ones who don't, because if you can't see value here today, you're not up here shopping. You're up here shoplifting."
- Bacon (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"Anyone like jewelry? Look at that one there. Handmade in Italy, hand-stolen in Stepney. It's as long as my arm. I wish it was as long as something else."
- Bacon (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

"How terrible is wisdom, when it brings no profit to the wise."
- Lord Coward ( Sherlock Holmes )

"You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity."
- Bullet Tooth Tony ( Snatch )

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me."
-Brick Top ( Snatch )

Don't ask me why I am writing this...its just that I saw Rock n Rolla and had nothing to blog about...so there ya go...

My mind,be it idle or occupied is still the devil's workshop...

2010-09-08T20:55:00.003+08:00

EID MUBARAK

Ladies and gentlemen,its that time of the week again....

Fairly Interesting Screenshots
p.s Before you read the youtube comments : I am not a Muslim,I believe in equality...I believe in a superior being (commonly defined as god) but I do not put much of trust in religion though...

oh and my youtube user name is " Devberzerker56 " ...and yes,I know berzerker is spelt berserker...its just that I've got skillz that killz yo,its shiznit yo..for sho shizle ma nizzle...( im bad at this...)

I decided to comment on the "Four Lions" trailer because I began to get annoyed by the constant comments by ignorant individuals that fail to understand anything beyond 9/11 and what the paper feeds them.

Then,there was this one dude who decided to reply to my comment.

So I decided to enlighten this religionist dumbass about life.

He became even more delusional and then my reply is above his comment.

Some guys who decided to reply to that dude who was calling me an idiot.

Another reply from someone else to that dude who asked me to fuck off.

7 people = World Record...Is it just me or is 7 people just "TOO" many people.

Patrick Starfish and Spongebob Squarepants comes to mind when I look at this pic.

I have been acting like a jerk...I don't want to anymore...Change is at hand...its coming and its staying....

Change

2010-09-08T00:17:00.000+08:00

I need to change everything about everything...this blog,myself,the way I think,the way I act,the way I look,the way I speak....everything....

Merdeka Day = Public Holiday , Nuff Said

2010-09-01T15:23:00.001+08:00

Guess whos back,Shadys back...
Hold up...nah,its just that lazy ass blogger..

It feels like years since I last posted anything...well,technically it has been years since I posted anythign that wasn't meant to pass the time...oh,no worries..it will be another couple of years before my brain decides to come up with something meaningful to write...so lets just settle for what my eyes wanna say...oh and that other one too...ermm,that big fellow..whats his name again...oh,thats right...Skin...

Oh wonderful,Its that Merdeka Post again

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I got a sms on the eve of Merdeka as well as on the Merdeka day itself.....its from some Negeri Sembilan Menteri Besar....he obviously got the wrong person/number...this is the message...(the spelling is according to the message)

"Salam Kemerdekaan Mun Mei Kay , selamat menyambut hari kemerdekaan yg
53 tahun, mari kita berusaha bersama2 utk mengekalkan kesejahteraan negara,supaya ia akan terus dpt dinikmati oleh semua rakyat di negara yg bertuah ini. Drpd Dato Seri Utama Mohamad Haji Hasan."

2 QUESTIONS...
1.Who the hell is Mun Mei Kay?
and
2.Dato,u mabuk kah?.....

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Pfft...Independence from the British yea...let me rephrase that...FROM THE BRITISH...only..

To be honest,I don't hate this country but I ain't overly ecstatic about Malaysia either...

Everyone who isn't a mindless follower will know exactly what Im talking about...but as usual,the majority of every nation are usually puppets who follow other puppets....

Followers = Mindless Zombies

The difference between the 2 groups of puppets?...

The one in green has a SLIGHTLY higher chance of Social Stability

One group of puppets try to speak with an accent while the other group fail at attempting to speak with an accent...(yes,you know who I mean and no,I don't give a rat's ass about what you think of me..you know its true..)

The guys over at That Effing Show are just plain "AWESOME"...Im surprised they haven't been ISA-ed yet.....got a multi-cultured set of actors/crew members...2 Malays,1 Indian,1 Chinese and 1 Punjabi...Humor and Politics go together perfectly in Malaysia....well,if you look at it...it doesn't just go together perfectly...it is the SAME thing.....its like tomato and tomato...crap,no sound...well,how bout this example...Prostitute and Guest Relations Officer...same thing...

"1Malaysia" is by far the worst attempt to suggest that there isn't any racism in the country..

Seriously,all these talk about "We are Malaysians,not Indian,Chinese,Malay"....then why exactly are there still OFFICIAL FORMS that require you to choose between India/Melayu/Cina ...

For fuck's sake,my RACE is INDIAN and my NATIONALITY is MALAYSIAN...(My gf would say Im lying about the Indian part..=P..so for her sake,my race is CEYLONESE)....

That's right,we have raspberry flavoured tea

Most would call me racist due to my insults about other races...well,I tend to humorously stereotype all races..including my own...but as a matter of fact,I AM NOT RACIST...=D...racism is defined as the idea that one's own race is superior and has the right to rule others....
I don't believe my race is superior to other races...I believe I am superior to most individuals..=P
So,that pretty much rules me out of the "Racist" category and puts me into the "Better-than-thou" category...

Its times like these we learn to love again...wait,its merdeka only la....so...NAAAAAHHHHHH

2010-08-27T23:16:00.000+08:00

This is so god-damned funny I need to post it up...and its true too..

Credits to the guys at Pop-TeeVee..

The phrase "Once in a Blue Moon" has nothing to do with Twilight

2010-07-17T15:49:00.001+08:00

oh wow,I totally forgot bout this blog......its been awhile so,I'l just start with some random Life Updates...

-Studying in Sunway College,doing the Sunway Foundation in Arts course(Accounting)..

-Not single anymore..

-Listens to practically Plan B and Example these days...

-Im much better in my People Reading skills now...

-Im pretty honest these days..Dont lie as much as I used to...

-Turns out this blog is making some money...
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Sunway's "How I Met Your Mother" Cast :

Ted - Hashim

Robin - Carolynn

Marshall - Dev

Lily - Fiza

Barney - Kieran

According to Hash,I have all the characteristics of Barney but I have to be Marshall...lol...

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Yeap,I have literally nothing to talk about(as clearly seen by me posting crap like the above)...mainly because I still have English,Maths,Accounts and Culture & Ideas homework to do....Fan-fuckin-tastic...=P

Oh...

SPAIN ARE THE WORLD CHAMPIONS OF 2010

Culture & Ideas = Pretty cool subject,current topic in class is about the word "Hero" and what it means to us.....I personally prefer the anti-hero...for instance Rorscach(Watchmen) and Deadpool(Marvel).....for me,a hero is defined by his actions and not his personality...I couldnt care less if the guy was in Alcoholic Anonymous the next day,cause today,right now...He did something,others would talk about....That right there....now thats a Hero.....

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Currently hooked on :

Chase & Status feat Plan B - End Credits

Lie To Me(TV show)

Neuro Linguistic Programming(NLP)

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What I intend to do by the end of the month :

Watch Inception

~~Study~~

Study

~~Play Foosball in the Student Centre~~

~~Watch the World Cup Final~~

Discover new artists and awesome songs.

You just wanna touch your lips,oh my god I really wanna be those fingertips

2010-05-10T21:45:00.000+08:00

I should be thinking it over

2010-05-08T18:21:00.001+08:00

Discovered a really good British artist,Example...he's name is actually Elliot Glaive but his initials is "eg" better known around the world as Example Given...heheh....Hip-hop and rap....did a better version of Tik-Tok compared to the original done by Ke$ha.....

Alot of his songs are good....there's plenty of humour and sadness in his song lyrics...his remixes are pretty good as well...

Loneliness Costs = This one is pretty sad,its about his friend who turned to drugs after being dumped...but love the song...=D

What We Made = This one I personally like...its about the Chernobyl Disaster..haven't heard of it?...look it up...the beats and the lyrics are genius...mainly bout how mankind is destroying itself with nukes...
Nicest Thing = Remix..this is one of my favourites..
Diamond Days = Remix
You Can't Rap = Funny song but sounds really good...
Who Needs Sunshine =he walks around the city in a Monkey King suit in the music video...funny lyrics...

Lets see....
Im sleeping at 5am+ on a normal basis and waking up at 1pm most of the time...= Unhealthy...
Relationship Status = Single but not available...
Music = Increased like crazy due to free time and youtube...hahahaha...

Sunway University College

2010-04-19T20:48:00.001+08:00

uh huh...just enrolled in Sunway University College(SUC) today(yes,I clearly see how SUC sounds)......doing the Foundation in Arts...after finishing that....gonna do Accounting & Finance(UK)...and then finally....ACCA......awesome huh....LMAO....=.=''

this is gonna be a short post....no mood to actually blog these days.....

Alot of shit going on though....heh,but too lazy to actually type it all out...heh,go figure...well perhaps in time...

Im confused...honestly...Im rarely confused....Im only confused on very few matters...because most things I can just talk cock and make people believe I am the most intelligent person on Earth...its a gift...=P....but this matter...no idea whats going on....Im not thinking bout it 24/7 though...im too busy for that...but still...it is kinda bugging me....

Its the truth Bieber fans....he DOES sound like a little girl...

This is a SS from my FM10...Alex Ferguson to be dismissed...AHHAHAHAHA

Apparently,you get commended for doing your job...This clearly shows that MOST cops take bribes...and they felt insulted..LMAO...PUH LEEESSSEE...

Serj Tankian - Empty Walls

2010-04-15T16:43:00.001+08:00

This is a beautifully written song....the lyrics have so much meaning in it.....

Go search or download the ACOUSTIC VERSION...

because most of you might probably not like the heavy music in the original song...

the acoustic version is just violin,guitar and piano...with ofcourse vocals...

Serj Tankian,the singer of this song is also the lead vocalist of System Of A Down..

Your empty walls
Your empty walls
Pretentious attention
Dismissive apprehension
Don't waste your time
On coffins today
When we decline
From the confines of our mind
Don't waste your time
On coffins today 

Don't you see their bodies burning
Desolate and full of yearning
Dying of anticipation
Choking from intoxication
Don't you see their bodies burning
Desolate and full of yearning
Dying of anticipation
Choking from intoxication 

I want you to be left behind those empty walls
Taught you to see from behind those empty walls 

Those empty walls
When we decline
From the confines of our mind
Don't waste your time
On coffins today 

Don't you see their bodies burning
Desolate and full of yearning
Dying of anticipation
Choking from intoxication
Don't you see their bodies burning
Desolate and full of yearning
Dying of anticipation
Choking from intoxication 

I want you to be left behind those empty walls
Taught you to see from behind those empty walls 

Want you to be left behind those empty walls
I taught you to see from behind those empty walls 

From behind those empty walls
From behind those empty walls
The walls
From behind those empty walls 

I loved you yesterday
Before you killed my family 

Don't you see their bodies burning
Desolate and full of yearning
Dying of anticipation
Choking from intoxication
Don't you see their bodies burning
Desolate and full of yearning
Dying of anticipation
Choking from intoxication 

I want you to be left behind those empty walls
Taught you to see from behind those empty walls 

I want you to be left behind those empty walls
I taught you to see from behind those empty walls 

From behind those empty walls
From behind those fucking walls
From behind those god damn walls
Those walls
Those walls