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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[John Cage meets Regieoper (part 1)]]></title>
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		<updated>2012-05-21T21:38:47Z</updated>
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		<category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Music" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[One other effect Einstein on the Beach had on my life was that it made me a sucker for wacky opera. After Einstein, John Cage&#8217;s Europeras may be the most notorious wacky operas around, so I had to go to Cologne to see the final three (of five) performed in one night. First obvious question [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/05/john-cage-meets-regieoper-part-1.html">&lt;p&gt;One other effect &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/05/is-philip-glass-worth-repeating.html"&gt;Einstein on the Beach&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; had on my life was that it made me a sucker for wacky opera. After &lt;em&gt;Einstein&lt;/em&gt;, John Cage&amp;#8217;s &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://d-sites.net/english/cage.htm"&gt;Europeras&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt; may be the most notorious wacky operas around, so I had to go to Cologne to see the final three (of five) performed in one night.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;First obvious question answered: is it a real opera? Of course it is. Someone in the foyer smelled faintly of wee. QED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What I found most immediately interesting about the performances on the night was the liberties that had been taken by the director, sometimes to the point of disregarding Cage&amp;#8217;s score. From Berg to Glass, any opera composer specifying more than the words and the notes is asking for trouble sooner or later, and Cage&amp;#8217;s use of chance-determined collage in the Europeras extends to stage movements, scenery, costumes and lighting.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The &amp;#8220;free&amp;#8221; interpretation by Oper Köln was most blatantly different in &lt;em&gt;Europera 5&lt;/em&gt;. One of Cage&amp;#8217;s last compositions, it pares the constituent elements of its predecessors to the barest minimum. In the space of an hour, two singers sing five arias each, unaccompanied. Half a dozen operatic 78s are played on a wind-up gramophone. A pianist occasionally mimics playing transcriptions of scenes from romantic operas, hitting keys only by accident. From time to time, a radio plays, a television (silent) is switched on. A rumbling passes by in the far distance. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In Cage&amp;#8217;s score much of the action, such as it is, consists of changes in lighting, with specific instructions for multiple (unspecified) lighting sources to be turned on or off at chance-determined intervals. In Cologne, the lighting was an even mid-grey throughout. The scenario may very well have been drawn from Samuel Beckett; but I&amp;#8217;m not convinced that Cage and Beckett are the most agreeable of stage companions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The production drew a definite interpretation from Cage&amp;#8217;s indeterminate collage, depicting a scene of great age, infirmity and decay. This conceit was evidently used to account for the extremely slow movements Cage&amp;#8217;s score prescribes for his singers, from one part of the stage to another. The Victrola only added to the air of age and obsolescence. The feeling of openness and quiescence that Cage so often aspired to in his music was here supplanted by a bitter, ironic humour. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Soprano and mezzo-soprano, both entirely grey, walked with stiff, pained movements, finishing each aria with bows and blown kisses to imaginary fans like opera diva Norma Desmonds. The old gent in the bathrobe also stands and bows after each phonograph has finished. Cage instructs each singer to wear an animal mask at a given point, but the mezzo insists on donning her bear&amp;#8217;s head each time she acknowledges the invisible audience.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Beckett admitted that he had no real fondness for opera, so he may have enjoyed the bleak comedy in the presentation of these denuded fragments. I&amp;#8217;m not sure that Cage had anything so confrontational in mind when he talked of giving opera back to the Europeans, but then Verdi and Rossini couldn&amp;#8217;t have anticipated the reconceptualisation of their works in &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.nytimes.com/1996/04/03/style/03iht-berlin.t_0.html"&gt;Regieoper&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;, either.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Cage&amp;#8217;s music deserves to be played at least as well as Verdi&amp;#8217;s &amp;#8211; as it was here, although none of the notes were actually written by Cage. I suppose if people are going to accept him as the great composer that he was, it&amp;#8217;s only fair that he be interpreted as wilfully as Verdi, too.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Europeras 3 and 4 raised different concerns, about whether or not Cage had succeeded in making a good opera, but that can wait until next time as it&amp;#8217;s late and time for my &lt;a href="http://www.laphroaig.com/whiskies/10yo.aspx"&gt;Ovaltine&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Mystery Package]]></title>
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		<updated>2012-05-20T14:24:58Z</updated>
		<published>2012-05-20T14:24:58Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Art" /><category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Music" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been writing up my notes from the intense weekend in Cologne for Acht Brücken, but I just got home to find this had arrived: What could it be? Hooray! It&#8217;s the Redrawing newspapers from the Collected Collaborations show. I wonder if the one I wrote and designed is there? Yep. Okay, I&#8217;ll write about [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/05/mystery-package.html">&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;ve been writing up my notes from the intense weekend in Cologne for &lt;a href="http://www.achtbruecken.de/"&gt;Acht Brücken&lt;/a&gt;, but I just got home to find this had arrived:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cookylamoo/7228073032/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/blogpix/package01a.jpg" alt="" title="Mystery package" width="410" height="312" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5444" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;What could it be?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cookylamoo/7233664870/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/blogpix/package02a.jpg" alt="" title="Mystery solved" width="410" height="315" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5445" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hooray! It&amp;#8217;s the &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;Redrawing&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; newspapers from the &lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2011/08/not-wanting-to-say-anything-about-john-cage.html"&gt;Collected Collaborations&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; show. I wonder if the one I wrote and designed is there?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cookylamoo/7233665066/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/blogpix/package03a.jpg" alt="" title="Who me?" width="410" height="310" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5446" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yep. Okay, I&amp;#8217;ll write about Acht Brücken next, then give an exact rundown of what the deal is with the newspapers.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[The Eurovision Song Contest Drinking Game, 2012 Edition]]></title>
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		<updated>2012-05-15T18:40:00Z</updated>
		<published>2012-05-15T18:40:00Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Music" /><category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Stupidity" /><category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Television" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Less than two weeks to go until the Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final, so it&#8217;s time to wheel this post out again. I&#8217;ve missed the last couple of years on the telly but I might make an effort to catch this one, as it&#8217;s in Azerbaijan (suck on it, Portugal!) and it&#8217;s always fun to [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/05/the-eurovision-song-contest-drinking-game-2012-edition.html">&lt;p&gt;Less than two weeks to go until the &lt;a href="http://www.eurovision.tv/page/baku-2012"&gt;Eurovision Song Contest Grand Final&lt;/a&gt;, so it&amp;#8217;s time to wheel this post out again. I&amp;#8217;ve missed the last couple of years on the telly but I might make an effort to catch this one, as it&amp;#8217;s in Azerbaijan (&lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portugal_in_the_Eurovision_Song_Contest"&gt;suck on it&lt;/a&gt;, Portugal!) and it&amp;#8217;s always fun to watch a little country no-one&amp;#8217;s heard of make the most of their fifteen minutes of fame. Besides, I need to see how the Italians are taking to it now they&amp;#8217;re back in the game.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Having been honed to something approaching a science over the years, the rules of the Drinking Game now change only when the rules of the Contest change. Only one, topical rule has been added to spice up interest this year (no, it isn&amp;#8217;t &lt;strong&gt;I.B.6&lt;/strong&gt;).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes these things have all happened, in case you&amp;#8217;re wondering.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PHASE I: THE SONGS&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;A. Every instance within a song:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.A.1 &lt;em&gt;The Dramatic Key Change.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Whenever the singers dramatically shift up a key for the final chorus(es).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.A.2 &lt;em&gt;The Bucks Fizz.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Whenever performer(s) sheds a piece of clothing &amp;#8211; once only on every instance, whether executed by an individual or as a group. &lt;strong&gt;Finish your drink&lt;/strong&gt; if the clothing loss is obviously unintentional.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;em&gt;B. Once per song only:&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.1 &lt;em&gt;Is That English?&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Whenever someone notices that the singers have switched from their native language into English in an attempt to win more votes. &lt;strong&gt;Two drinks&lt;/strong&gt; if they try to dodge the language issue by &lt;em&gt;intentionally &lt;/em&gt;singing gibberish.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.2 &lt;em&gt;The Fine Cotton&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; Any appearance of mercenary talent flown in to represent a foreign country. &lt;strong&gt;Two drinks&lt;/strong&gt; if they&amp;#8217;re Irish.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.3 &lt;em&gt;Las Ketchup and the Waves.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; A country drags a legitimate, real-life, one-hit wonder out of obscurity in the hope that name recognition can buy them some points. This is &lt;em&gt;additional &lt;/em&gt;to &lt;strong&gt;I.B.2&lt;/strong&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.4 &lt;em&gt;The Cultural Rainbow&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; Every time an entrant blatantly rips off last year&amp;#8217;s winning performance. &lt;strong&gt;Finish your drink&lt;/strong&gt; if last year&amp;#8217;s winning country rips itself off.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.5 &lt;em&gt;The Wand&amp;#8217;ring Minstrel.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Unless it&amp;#8217;s a solo guitar or piano, Eurovision insists on backing tapes.  It&amp;#8217;s in the rules, so don&amp;#8217;t accuse some entrants of cheating; but take a drink if performers pretend to play a musical instrument (or simulacrum thereof) in a blatantly fake way, as part of the choreography. A &lt;strong&gt;second drink is permitted&lt;/strong&gt; if a subsequent, different wave of faux-minstrely rises after the first has subsided.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.6 &lt;em&gt;The Greeks (formerly The TaTu).&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Finish your drink if the audience boos (on the telly, not in your living room.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.7 &lt;em&gt;Don&amp;#8217;t Mention The War.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;em&gt; &lt;/em&gt;The German entrant sings something about everyone being happy. This is a legacy rule, as in recent years it has largely been supplanted by&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.7a &lt;em&gt;Don&amp;#8217;t Mention The Wall.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; The Israeli entrant sings something about everyone being happy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.8 &lt;em&gt;My Lovely Horse.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Any obvious indication that a country is deliberately trying to lose, to avoid budgetary/logistical/political problems of hosting the event next year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PHASE I ADVANCED PLAYERS ONLY:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.5a &lt;em&gt;The Wand&amp;#8217;ring Minstrel (supplemental)&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; Two drinks if the instrument is an accordion.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.9 &lt;em&gt;The San Remo.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Any occurence of visible armpits and/or pointing at  nothing in particular. &lt;strong&gt;Two drinks&lt;/strong&gt; for a hairy armpit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;I.B.10 &lt;em&gt;The White Suit.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; You&amp;#8217;ll know it when you see it; and you&amp;#8217;ll know it again when you see it again, and again&amp;#8230;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PHASE II: THE VOTES&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;II.1 &lt;em&gt;The Wardrobe Change&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; Each time the female host changes frocks. &lt;strong&gt;Two drinks&lt;/strong&gt; if the male host changes suits.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;II.2 &lt;em&gt;The Gimme&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; When Greece gives twelve points to Cyprus.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;II.2a &lt;em&gt;The Gastarbeiter&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; If Germany still gives twelve points to Turkey.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;II.3 &lt;em&gt;The Old Europe&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; When the UK gets &lt;em&gt;nul points&lt;/em&gt; from France.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;II.4 &lt;em&gt;The Sympathy Vote&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; When anything sung in French first gets a point, and/or the last country without any points finally gets off the mark. A &lt;strong&gt;special toast&lt;/strong&gt; at the end to any country which did not receive so much as a single vote.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;II.5 &lt;em&gt;The &amp;#8220;Viktor, You Very Unattractive Fellow.&amp;#8221;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/strong&gt; Two drinks if the hosts speak in rhyme and/or pretend to flirt with each other. &lt;strong&gt;Finish your drink&lt;/strong&gt; if the flirting is serious.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PHASE II INTERMEDIATE:&lt;/strong&gt; You and your friends probably will be too unruly by this stage to register every occurrence of these, so just try to catch what you can.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;II.6 &lt;em&gt;The Hurry-Up&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; Every time the announcer from each voting country is politely asked by the hosts to shut the fuck up (i.e. &amp;#8220;Can we have your votes please?&amp;#8221;). &lt;strong&gt;Two drinks &lt;/strong&gt;if the announcer tries to deliver a personal message to a friend or relative watching at home.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;II.7 &lt;em&gt;The Sandra Sully&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; Each time an announcer reads the voting results wrong. &lt;strong&gt;Two drinks&lt;/strong&gt; if they get so confused they have to start over.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;II.8 &lt;em&gt;The Sally Field&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; Each time they show contestants backstage during the voting looking genuinely surprised and pleased with themselves when they get the same politically-motivated votes they get every year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;II.9 &lt;em&gt;The Master of Suspense&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; It looks like everyone&amp;#8217;s figured it out now, so this hasn&amp;#8217;t happened for a few years, but just in case: each time an announcer fails to understand that the pause for suspense only works if they announce the twelve points first, then the country that has won them &amp;#8211; &lt;em&gt;not the other way around&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PHASE II ADVANCED PLAYERS ONLY:&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;II.10 &lt;em&gt;The New Europe&lt;/em&gt;.&lt;/strong&gt; When the Baltic or Balkan states all give each  other twelve points, or a former Soviet republic gives Russia twelve points. &lt;em&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Do not attempt without medical supervision.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;THE WILDCARDS&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;W1&lt;/strong&gt; A person must finish their drink if they ask:&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;W1.a&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurovision_Song_Contest#Participation"&gt;why Israel is in it&lt;/a&gt;;&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;W1.b&lt;/strong&gt; &lt;del&gt;why Italy isn&amp;#8217;t in it&lt;/del&gt;; or&lt;br /&gt;
&lt;strong&gt;W1.c&lt;/strong&gt; where the hell is Moldova?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;W2&lt;/strong&gt; Drink to any display of national resentment or self-pity related to the current Eurozone crisis. Pay close attention to Greece.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;W3&lt;/strong&gt; A toast to the first person who expresses dismay when they realise how long the voting is going to take.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;W4&lt;/strong&gt; A toast to Bosnia and Herzegovina if they change the spelling of their country again from last year (last year&amp;#8217;s spelling: &amp;#8216;Bosnia &amp;amp; Herzegovina&amp;#8217;).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;W5&lt;/strong&gt; A toast to the person who gets so drunk you have to secretly call a cab and persuade them they ordered it when it arrives.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Is Philip Glass worth repeating?]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/?p=5361</id>
		<updated>2012-05-14T18:19:34Z</updated>
		<published>2012-05-14T18:19:34Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Music" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Einstein on the Beach had its British premiere this month, and I missed it. I did, however, see the staging of it in Melbourne, with Lucinda Childs and everything. That was in 1992. 20 years ago. At the time, I thought I&#8217;d never have the opportunity to see this opera for myself, at least in [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/05/is-philip-glass-worth-repeating.html">&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;Einstein on the Beach&lt;/em&gt; had its British premiere this month, and I missed it. I did, however, see the staging of it in Melbourne, with Lucinda Childs and everything. That was in 1992. &lt;em&gt;20 years ago.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;At the time, I thought I&amp;#8217;d never have the opportunity to see this opera for myself, at least in this form. Seeing it was a dream come true, and one of the best nights of my life. I knew all the music from the LP box set, knew everything that was to happen on stage, hyped it up in my head for months in advance&amp;#8230; and it still exceeded my expectations. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Nothing could have torn me from my seat for that four hours and forty-five minutes. The woman next to me was equally transfixed. After it was all over, we enthused to each other about how great it was. &amp;#8220;I was at the premiere in Avignon in 1976,&amp;#8221; she said, &amp;#8220;and tonight was just as wonderful as I remembered it!&amp;#8221; Wow, I thought, she was at the premiere. &lt;em&gt;16 years ago.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Would I have been just as blown away if I&amp;#8217;d gone back for another look, after all this time? I would like to think so, but I just couldn&amp;#8217;t believe that things would be the same. My first experience of it is still so vivid in my mind, and I was afraid that a second time around would have diluted the memory. Too much time has now passed, for both the work itself and for me personally, for a repeat to carry the same significance.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Ben.H</name>
						<uri>http://cookylamoo.com/</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[More half-arsed thoughts about music, art and technique]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/?p=5430</id>
		<updated>2012-05-13T22:57:51Z</updated>
		<published>2012-05-13T22:57:51Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Art" /><category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Music" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I forgot, the thing that set me off the other day about music, art and craft was seeing Marco Fusinato play at Cafe Oto. It was impossible to hear his music and watch him play, and not think of it in terms of his painting practice. As he worked with distorted loops of heavily processed [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/05/more-half-arsed-thoughts-about-music-art-and-technique.html">&lt;p&gt;I forgot, the thing that set me off &lt;a href="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/04/half-formed-thought-about-music-art-and-craft.html"&gt;the other day&lt;/a&gt; about music, art and craft was seeing &lt;a href="http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2012/02/marco-fusinato.html"&gt;Marco Fusinato&lt;/a&gt; play at Cafe Oto. It was impossible to hear his music and watch him play, and not think of it in terms of his painting practice. As he worked with distorted loops of heavily processed electric guitar, it inevitably conjured up images of layers, surfaces being stripped back and laid over with new material.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This in turn reminded me of what was probably going to be my original point: my previous visit to Oto to see Lionel Marchetti &amp;#038; Jérôme Noetinger. Noetinger was not with his usual tape deck setup, instead working with different types of live electronic signals, such as from feedback, RF or D/A interference. The two of them had a beautiful control of their material, guiding and blending stray bits of electronic sound the way that Jackson Pollock controlled the flow of paint across his canvas. We could see and hear the skilful use of craft, in this case to produce an artistically and aesthetically satisfying mix of musical technique and artistic experience.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Ben.H</name>
						<uri>http://cookylamoo.com/</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Please Mister Please CXLIII]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/?p=5424</id>
		<updated>2012-04-24T21:16:53Z</updated>
		<published>2012-04-25T09:16:26Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Please Mister Please" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Sir Gibbs, &#8220;People Grudgeful&#8221; (1968).(2&#8217;20&#8243;, 2.1 MB, mp3)]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/04/please-mister-please-cxliii.html">&lt;p&gt;Sir Gibbs, &amp;#8220;&lt;a href="http://www.cookylamoo.com/music/files/Sir_Gibbs_-_People_Grudgeful.mp3"&gt;People Grudgeful&lt;/a&gt;&amp;#8221; (1968).&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;(2&amp;#8217;20&amp;#8243;, 2.1 MB, mp3)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cookylamoo/6964583568/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/blogpix/backyard01a.jpg" alt="" title="picture not related" width="410" height="319" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5425" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Ben.H</name>
						<uri>http://cookylamoo.com/</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Half-formed thought about music, art and craft]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/?p=5421</id>
		<updated>2012-04-24T18:46:45Z</updated>
		<published>2012-04-24T18:46:45Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Art" /><category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Music" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I&#8217;m thinking about music made by visual artists. It&#8217;s so interesting, and seems to shed so much light on their artistic thought and methods. Jean Dubuffet, Marcel Duchamp, Martin Creed, those fluxus guys. I&#8217;m thinking about visual art made by composers. It&#8217;s a struggle to think of anything really interesting, that extends or adds a [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/04/half-formed-thought-about-music-art-and-craft.html">&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m thinking about music made by visual artists. It&amp;#8217;s so interesting, and seems to shed so much light on their artistic thought and methods. &lt;a href="http://www.ubu.com/sound/dubuffet.html"&gt;Jean Dubuffet&lt;/a&gt;, Marcel Duchamp, Martin Creed, those fluxus guys.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m thinking about visual art made by composers. It&amp;#8217;s a struggle to think of anything really interesting, that extends or adds a new dimension to their body of work. Arnold Schoenberg, &lt;a href="http://musicmavericks.publicradio.org/features/slideshows/slideshow_ruggles3.htm"&gt;Carl Ruggles&lt;/a&gt;, it&amp;#8217;s hard to see any connection with their music. It seems like the paintings would have happened anyway, with or without a head full of musical thinking attached. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Of course I can think of &lt;a href="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2011/09/john-cage-every-day-is-a-good-day.html"&gt;one exception&lt;/a&gt; straight away, but otherwise it looks like art has a lot to say to music, but music doesn&amp;#8217;t have a whole lot to say to art. Once again I&amp;#8217;m repeating Morton Feldman&amp;#8217;s question: is music an artform? Or is it all just &lt;s&gt;showbiz&lt;/s&gt; technique?&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Ben.H</name>
						<uri>http://cookylamoo.com/</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Please Mister Please CXLII]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/?p=5417</id>
		<updated>2012-04-16T20:51:45Z</updated>
		<published>2012-04-16T20:51:45Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Please Mister Please" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[Aldo Clementi, &#8220;Otto Variazioni&#8221; (2002). Geoffrey Morris, guitar.(4&#8217;57&#8243;, 7.4 MB, mp3)]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/04/please-mister-please-cxlii.html">&lt;p&gt;Aldo Clementi, &amp;#8220;&lt;a href="http://www.cookylamoo.com/music/files/Clementi_Aldo_-_Otto_Variazioni.mp3"&gt;Otto Variazioni&lt;/a&gt;&amp;#8221; (2002). Geoffrey Morris, guitar.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;em&gt;(4&amp;#8217;57&amp;#8243;, 7.4 MB, mp3)&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cookylamoo/7072071413/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/blogpix/richter01a.jpg" alt="" title="Picture not related." width="410" height="316" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5418" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Ben.H</name>
						<uri>http://cookylamoo.com/</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[Monochrome Grey-Off!]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/?p=5404</id>
		<updated>2012-04-13T18:16:01Z</updated>
		<published>2012-04-13T18:16:01Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Art" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I missed the Gerhard Richter show at Tate this winter, but was lucky enough to catch it on my holiday in Berlin. One of his grey monochromes was in the show, something like (or exactly) this one: Michelle Vaughan declares Richter&#8217;s grey monochrome superior to this grey monochrome by Henry Codax, recently discussed by Greg [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/04/monochrome-grey-off.html">&lt;p&gt;I missed the Gerhard Richter show at Tate this winter, but was lucky enough to catch it on my holiday in Berlin. One of his grey monochromes was in the show, something like (or exactly) &lt;a href="http://t.co/r1diCQkg"&gt;this one&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://t.co/r1diCQkg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/blogpix/richter_grey01a.jpg" alt="" title="Via Michelle Vaughan&amp;#039;s twitter feed." width="410" height="547" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5405" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Michelle Vaughan declares Richter&amp;#8217;s grey monochrome superior to this grey monochrome by Henry Codax, &lt;a href="http://greg.org/archive/2012/03/12/speculation.html"&gt;recently discussed&lt;/a&gt; by Greg Allen:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://greg.org/archive/2012/03/12/speculation.html"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/blogpix/Codax01a.jpg" alt="" title="Via greg.org" width="410" height="395" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5410" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;For the sake of competition, I&amp;#8217;d like to throw in another contender that I spotted on the way back to my hotel after &lt;s&gt;a long night on the booze&lt;/s&gt; taking in the Richter show, on the platform of Hermannplatz U-Bahn station:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/cookylamoo/6928178288/"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/blogpix/hermannplatz01a.jpg" alt="" title="Artist unknown." width="410" height="314" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-5413" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The Richter is still a better painting, but I&amp;#8217;m not sure how well the Codax would stack up against it when compared in reality.&lt;/p&gt;
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		<entry>
		<author>
			<name>Ben.H</name>
						<uri>http://cookylamoo.com/</uri>
					</author>
		<title type="html"><![CDATA[I only want everything.]]></title>
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		<id>http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/?p=5402</id>
		<updated>2012-04-12T21:54:36Z</updated>
		<published>2012-04-12T21:54:36Z</published>
		<category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Art" /><category scheme="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill" term="Music" />		<summary type="html"><![CDATA[I like those artists who can focus on just one thing for the rest of their lives, working this one particular angle without ever running out of things to say (Feldman, Morandi). I like those artists who refuse to be pinned down to one style or subject, letting their curiosity take them into new creative [...]]]></summary>
		<content type="html" xml:base="http://www.cookylamoo.com/boringlikeadrill/2012/04/i-only-want-everything.html">&lt;p&gt;I like those artists who can focus on just one thing for the rest of their lives, working this one particular angle without ever running out of things to say (Feldman, Morandi).&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like those artists who refuse to be pinned down to one style or subject, letting their curiosity take them into new creative territories (Tenney, Richter).&lt;/p&gt;
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