Boss Player Presidents

The Office Lunch

noreply@blogger.com (Chaye Diggs) — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 18:43:00 +0000

Feeding Time: Time to Feed a Bitch My Chay

The Sales Pitch, The Close,

noreply@blogger.com (Chaye Diggs) — Wed, 08 Dec 2010 15:51:00 +0000

Would you be opposed to me chaying RIGHT FUCKING NOW?????

Chill the Fuck Out

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 23:44:00 +0000

The Arts

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 20:24:00 +0000

In these dire times of tightening budgets and vanishing donations, funding for the arts has been dramatically affected.

So please, a small donation could do wonders for what could possibly be the next Yo-Yo Ma or ODB. Help the arts, give a dollar to your corner guitar-playing bum. You're not just funding a crack habit - you're funding a dream.

Do it for the kids.

Unemployed Bro

noreply@blogger.com (CHAYKEMBE BROTUMBO) — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 19:28:00 +0000

Is it wrong to slam BloMos while you job search? NO, chaying on these beasts gives you your full serving of vegetables which gives you the energy to write bullshit cover letters and lie about the things you never did. CHAY

A Cry for Justice

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 20:05:00 +0000

It is high-time that one of the luminaries of modern American cinema be let live by the court of public opinion (and other courts).

This great patriot has done more for the destitute of America than many of those fancy-lettered organizations with high-fallutin' names, such as Toys for Tots, the DEA, and/or NAMBLA.

I ask:

How many young women (strippers) can one man put through college?

How many careers (through the casting couch) can one man propel?

How many christman presents (for coke dealers) can one man subsidize

How many ghettos can one man revitalize?

When will this great patriot and samaritan finally be allowed to live his life?

Lesbian Bro

noreply@blogger.com (CHAYKEMBE BROTUMBO) — Thu, 04 Nov 2010 19:39:00 +0000

As an official Bro I would like to say that it is tough being a Brosbian. I can't help it that I chay all day in the name of love for tricks. Whats so wrong with loving vaginas? Can't I chay in peace? We need more awareness; we need more support.

If you want to help the Brosbian cause: slam dime pieces, pig pieces (when sauced), and any vag in between, whenever where ever.

What unemployed bro ate today

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Mon, 25 Oct 2010 23:43:00 +0000

and

Halloween costume I wish I had thought of in time

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 20:34:00 +0000

This pimp.

Unemployed Bro

noreply@blogger.com (CHAYKEMBE BROTUMBO) — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 18:59:00 +0000

Is now Funemployed, Bro

Going Long

noreply@blogger.com (CHAYKEMBE BROTUMBO) — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 18:24:00 +0000

My bro Chayson Werth is getting shitty at the bar (as he should)

Dude goes to scheme on a trick (as he should)

Dude says "Excuse me do you want to see my Brett Farve?"

Trick accepts (as she should)

......BOSS..........

The look of a pedophile

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 12 Oct 2010 17:01:00 +0000

Chay Anecdotes

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Wed, 06 Oct 2010 06:12:00 +0000

Bro is chaying on a piece.

All is going good.

He tells her she's a loser for not coming to her friend's party.

She didn't come because her grandmother died.

Bro Mistakes

noreply@blogger.com (CHAYKEMBE BROTUMBO) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 21:41:00 +0000

Dude lies to his trick so he doesn't have to go see her in New York

Goes to VT to party with his bros

Bro gets smashed all weekend

Bro forgets he lied

Gets home, tells her all about it

Creative Keg Stands

noreply@blogger.com (CHAYKEMBE BROTUMBO) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 21:34:00 +0000

The Possom: hang upside down from a branch

Dope Athletes

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 21:26:00 +0000

Reignman.

Shopping For Household Appliances

noreply@blogger.com (Chaye Diggs) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 21:04:00 +0000

....Then getting rid of them.....out the window

Unemployed Bro

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 20:44:00 +0000

Drinks Bloody Mary's. While he plays Xbox.

Unemployed Bro

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 20:33:00 +0000

Wore sweatpants all day.

Unemployed Bro:

noreply@blogger.com (CHAYKEMBE BROTUMBO) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 20:31:00 +0000

Bro drank for free this weekend

The Hood Legend Chronicles:

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 20:19:00 +0000

Our dude crushing a slampig.

The slampig peeing in bed when she's passed out.

The Hood Legend Chronicles:

noreply@blogger.com (Unknown) — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 20:08:00 +0000

Our dude going into his 9-5 after a dinner of Chinese the night before.

Our dude having to take off his button-up in the bathroom because his dump was so gnarly.