Brains and Eggs

"The Very Model of Modern Masculinity" Toons

2026-06-07T06:30:00.000-05:00

Happy Pride Month, Mr. President.

The latest bit of alternative reality is, in fact, true: The Reflecting Pool on the National Mall is, indeed, longer than the Sears Tower, the Empire State Building or the World Trade Center, which raises the question “So what?”

Pikes Peak weighs more than an elephant. There are more geysers in Iceland than in Peru. Ice cream has no bones. That a statement is true doesn’t make it relevant.

Venables seized upon Trump’s long-established sensitivity about the size of his hands, which became “a thing” after Dear Leader complained about a writer pointing it out. It’s a reminder of when you told your six-year-old that if he stopping throwing tantrums, the other kids would quit teasing him.

No we won't.

The bigliest pic.twitter.com/59XafVrB3H
— Dennis Goris | Cartoons (@DennisGoris) June 4, 2026

pic.twitter.com/LH1DnllYas
— Dennis Goris | Cartoons (@DennisGoris) June 3, 2026

Republican Congressman Andy Ogles (R-TN) posted a shock message for Pride Month on Tuesday, declaring, “Homosexuality has no place in America.” Ogles, who has long stirred controversy with his bigoted, trollish rhetoric, added, “Happy Nuclear Family Month.”

Reaction -- which took the form of universal condemnation -- came swiftly (reactions collated at link are hilarious). Even Ted Cruz disagreed. But he might be gay.

America's 250th birthday will be a celebration fit for a King (not a queen).

https://t.co/AbvotV7qZk pic.twitter.com/Ddrux65MsA
— Matt Davies (@MatttDavies) June 5, 2026

It's two now, Mr. President.

I have an urge to stockpile toilet paper. pic.twitter.com/vrk25U3M8I
— John (repeat1968) Buss (@repeat1968) June 5, 2026

pic.twitter.com/5kK8kFiOqS
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) June 1, 2026

No, it's gonna get worse. Do you think farmers and ranchers in north and west Texas already know about high fertilizer and diesel costs? And which war is responsible? Perhaps Texas Democrats are still capable of reminding them over the next five months.

I stopped offering @texasdemocrats advice since they 💩 on leftists but this seems like a good idea. If y'all, ya know, really do wanna win.

Also county seat newspapers 📰 which opens the door to interviews, endorsements ...@GinaHinojosaTX @ClaytonTuckerTX https://t.co/SyPfhmKVza
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) June 4, 2026

If you're in or around the capital city this weekend (or the next couple of weeks), go see the Gilbert Shelton exhibit at the Austin Museum of Popular Culture. Shelton created The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers cartoons, which defined the late 60's/early 70's counterculture. Phineas, Frank, and Freddie were no small part of my coming of age.

RIP Marjane Satrapi, who wrote the first comic I ever read for a Feminist Studies course and changed the way I understood the power of comics. pic.twitter.com/0e0LkNJOlr
— R (@RisforKickin) June 5, 2026

Groan Ass Men Funnies

2026-05-31T09:00:00.000-05:00

The contest for the U.S. Senate seat in the Great State has officially begun.

Groan ass men pic.twitter.com/gpan3HJcNE
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) May 31, 2026

"Is there a vegan alternative for egging a fascist?"

"I only found a brick."

"Perfect."

Comrades pic.twitter.com/5wRJrsvKy8
— Audra Nyx (@TheAudraNyx) May 23, 2026

A can of soup works also pretty well, especially if it's Jesse Watters.

I'm still gonna pass on the Corn tacos.

I suppose when Your President is Jesus (or a doctor, or a global conqueror, or whatever T-Boy is cosplaying as this week) no other man can compare.

After all, you can crime all you like and get paid by him for it.

Meanwhile the Masculine, Manly, For Men Only White House Cage Match/Freedom 250 ~~Concert~~ Rally seems to be coming together nicely.

The new lineup for The Great American State Fair has been released. I’m looking forward to all the hits, Fly Like A Weasel, We Took The Money And Are Running, Qatar Airliner and my favorite, The Poker! pic.twitter.com/Gija4Txe2V
— John (repeat1968) Buss (@repeat1968) May 29, 2026

MAGA entertainment… #obamacare #aca pic.twitter.com/Yc1jkVxhgO
— Adam Zyglis (@adamzyglis) May 29, 2026

So like everything else he touches: it turns into gold.

Cartoon pic.twitter.com/QLn8PwZAUk
— Bill Bramhall (@BillBramhall) May 29, 2026

Megan Herbert pic.twitter.com/A9bIW0stXG
— Editorial & Political Cartoons (@EandPCartoons) May 28, 2026

Grown. Ass. Men.

Back in 1991. pic.twitter.com/JfQ6z6TKNv
— James Tate (@JamesTate121) May 28, 2026

pic.twitter.com/NfgyHKoyZc
— Charlie Meredith (@chbmeredith) May 29, 2026

We’ll give you something to sue about pic.twitter.com/6q1Ak5LfTT
— Dennis Goris | Cartoons (@DennisGoris) May 29, 2026

I am nearly 70 years old and I still don't get it.

pic.twitter.com/1stqtCsPD1
— Haus of Decline (@hausofdecline) May 24, 2026

pic.twitter.com/J83q046WG2
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) May 31, 2026

Schlitz was the most popular beer in the country in the mid-70's, when I began drinking beer (a little ahead of my time). But there was a new, quickly popular entry in the market: Lite Beer from Miller. Rest in piss, Schlitz.

Don’t go crying in your beer – at least not this beer. pic.twitter.com/P8HXqosuVc
— Al Lewis (@tellittoal) May 26, 2026

This brother was the last surviving link to the Jazz Age, the Harlem Renaissance, Duke Ellington, Miles Davis, Dizzy, Coltrane, Ella, Charlie Parker, Monk, all the way up to the Marsalises, Joshua Redman and Christian McBride in the present day.

Rest in Power. 🎼🎶🎷 https://t.co/rY2PJe3k6j
— Torraine Walker (@TorraineWalker) May 26, 2026

DNC D&C Toons

2026-05-24T07:05:00.000-05:00

Before we take a look at the autopsy photos, let's lighten the mood.

I noticed that my Aliens toons last week were not so popular with the usual web-crawling searchbot rabble that drive traffic to this blog. I'll blame it on the reimagined Goog algo.

A perfect visualization of the enshittification of Google search. https://t.co/lEQMQwa2TV pic.twitter.com/nBt9Ok44uk
— Daniel Hanley (@danielahanley) May 18, 2026

So anyway here's a few more UAP funnies along with some additional AI laughables (maintaining the tangential if obtuse connection) before we transition to the repeating self-destructive debacle that is the national Democratic Party.

(2) Time once again for my very own cartoon carousel of #myart from the last 7 days. Special thanks to all who retweet and interact with my work, it is truly appreciated. As always, prints of my work are available. pic.twitter.com/NuJR64TlhD
— John (repeat1968) Buss (@repeat1968) May 16, 2026

pic.twitter.com/WjFq1obsHI
— beetle moses (@beetlemoses) May 12, 2026

Welcome to the post-truth society. Cartoon for Dutch newspaper Trouw.#AI #ArtificialIntelligence #AIslop #truth pic.twitter.com/nLryd3mpyF
— Tjeerd Royaards (@Royaards) May 18, 2026

Not everyone.

‘A huge omission’: Everyone is baffled by the exclusion of Gaza in DNC autopsy https://t.co/zujHGonGwN
— POLITICO (@politico) May 21, 2026

The autopsy in question. https://t.co/F8ccd9Rixx pic.twitter.com/IiTR5oo5zT
— jakeures (@jakeures) May 22, 2026

I'd be embarrassed. If I were still a Democrat. Like Hasan Piker.

This you? pic.twitter.com/OX09T068Am
— Revolutionary Blackout Network (@RevBlackNetwork) May 21, 2026

That would also be the DemSocs, Bernie and AOC, herding you back to Abigail Spanberger and Xavier Becerra. And Cory Booker. And JB Pritzker. The people who promised you healthcare and reproductive freedom of choice in 2008 will absolutely find "other priorities" twenty years later if you fall for that okie-doke again.

Not that taking action on climate, genocide, imperialism, inequality, cannibalistic pedophiles and all the other urgencies should take precedence over things like expanding the SCOTUS and protecting our trans comrades from persecution. Those are important.

“Radical gender ideology” is the right’s new boogieman, joining “woke” and “DEI” and “Critical Race Theory” and “cultural Marxists” and “SJWs” on their increasingly deranged hit list. Donald Trump attacks it in executive orders; Pam Bondi told the FBI to offer a bounty for “terrorists” motived by radical gender ideology; speaker of the House Mike Johnson opened a subcommittee hearing by sneering “the scourge of radical gender ideology is very real.”

It's just that 'new' emergencies always occur. Like pandemics.

And now, please welcome back the Ebola scare!... From Bird Flu to Ebola, from Covid to Hantavirus, check out "Virus Scare", ourf carrousel of more than 100 cartoons – and have a chill 👉 https://t.co/P319ehVtI1 pic.twitter.com/5Br0PSFLQe
— Chappatte Cartoons (@PatChappatte) May 19, 2026

As we watch the Corn Dog era come to a close, let's try to keep in mind all he has done for Texas, and all that he means to all Texans.

Stopped by @DairyQueen in Sealy, Texas, otherwise known as the “Texas stop sign,” to sample some of their delicious fare. I highly recommend the Blizzard. (I had that after I ate this child-size cone) pic.twitter.com/lQtZ9HJ3MA
— Senator John Cornyn (@JohnCornyn) May 21, 2026

#TXLege https://t.co/kDq9au0MFp
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) May 19, 2026

Make Aliens Great Again Funnies

2026-05-17T06:20:00.000-05:00

It seems popular lately to conflate people of my political persuasion -- 'leftist', infer the definition of your choosing with that label -- with wherever the right of the farthest right (no, keep going) is these days *cough* horseshoe theory *cough*.

I have the predictable objections, and certainly we all know how divided we are ... but I will cop to common ground on UFOs. Full disclosure, for any who've wondered WTF my problem really was: I've been a big fan of Ancient Aliens on the History channel for many years. Speaking as an atheist, the Bible history alone is worth the time and money. The Book of Enoch eclipsed Ecclesiastes as my favorite as a result of watching the program. This journey of enlightenment began two decades ago, when political blogging was still sexy and Alex Jones was "a ~~beloved~~* local figure among the vaguely progressive crunchy austin counterculture, like dennis kucinich bumper sticker bouldin creek cafe chronicle readers." *Disclaimer: AJ was not, is not, and has never been 'beloved' by anyone but the worst people in the world. The late Art Bell's late night radio show had better weirdos, and I don't say that because I was one. Here's your time travelin' fractious recollectin' rabbit hole.

The show is now on hiatus*, which didn't even happen during COVID (a few of the hosts just completed a speaking tour). It's been a rough year for them; Erich von Däniken, the founder of the movement, passed away at the end of January, and both David Wilcock -- who took his own life in a disturbing and now-predictably controversial incident -- and Nick Pope, who suffered from esophogeal cancer, died in April.

*Update: Both Ancient Aliens (repeat episodes, new episode coming in June) and The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch (new season) returned to the History channel's lineup this week.

That was perhaps a tl;dr stage-setting for the latest T-Boy distraction dud. I mean, if you can't fake an assassination any better than this, better trot out the aliens. And sure enough, it's working.

MAGA consumes AI like pigs at the trough.
"Make Aliens Great Again"
(Photoshop doesn't burn everything up) pic.twitter.com/RA301phgof
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) May 16, 2026

pic.twitter.com/AwPOWrOHkX
— le Malque Guedaldoldule (@sporosbe) May 9, 2026

Choose Peace ✊
Make Aliens Great Again 👽@MAGA_Aliens https://t.co/0sfu23wKTg
— Tryton Voss (@TrytonVoss) May 15, 2026

The town literally did the meme https://t.co/k13t3Faqp0 pic.twitter.com/YiEY5jEdOv
— 𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 (@reset_by_peer) May 11, 2026

If little green men visited our planet, Donald Trump would give more power to ICE to be a murderous goon squad, use it to cancel the midterms, claim it’s a sign for an even larger ballroom attached to the White House, and demand that the visitors give him a flying aircraft like Qatar did.

So when they say 'close' only counts in horseshoes, you can be healthily skeptical of that trope. Along with all the others.

Just say no.

pic.twitter.com/O7xkgCeEFY
— le Malque Guedaldoldule (@sporosbe) May 13, 2026

Tom Gauld @tomgauld pic.twitter.com/be53wOhOxb
— La vida en viñetas (@lavidaenvinetas) May 11, 2026

AI Sucks So Stop Using It

(With ALT text) https://t.co/hWqAWQCbi5 pic.twitter.com/lGenK7Gynk
— FPW_FreePalestine (@rw_pw) May 14, 2026

Just say no to getting on a cruise ship (if you don't already, you fools).

pic.twitter.com/Tkfhh7rXGV
— Irena Buzarewicz (@IrenaBuzarewicz) May 11, 2026

And say no more to the billionaires who don't give a shit about anybody but themselves.

Quite the team. pic.twitter.com/51NljjBQS0
— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) May 14, 2026

The Billionaires want to be emancipated from paying their fair share of taxes after society helped them get to where they are today. Greedy and evil is an understatement. pic.twitter.com/tXYC2Wu8qf
— Anonymous (@YourAnonNews) May 10, 2026

World Wars or War of Words Toons

2026-05-10T06:35:00.001-05:00

Ukraine and Russia may be taking a break, but rockets are still flying and innocents still dying during a Persian Gulf ceasefire as the truth (alongside more than 350 US soldiers to date) gets maimed on an hourly basis. Despite the administration's propaganda-infused signal-to-noise ratio, no aspect of Trump's war by proxy on behalf of Netanyahu is being won. Even 'declaring victory and going home' isn't working.

pic.twitter.com/1lZqCmwVAf
— le Malque Guedaldoldule (@sporosbe) May 7, 2026

The Ministry of Propaganda. Today's cartoon by Daniel Boris. More cartoons: https://t.co/L5vjRJ4ORt #Trump #Iran #misinformation pic.twitter.com/ZnMGwqwEAJ
— Cartoon Movement (@cartoonmovement) May 6, 2026

The Holy War of Words
Follow my work and writing on Substack: https://t.co/piNWxJt69i pic.twitter.com/JExgSkm1YY
— Nick Anderson/Political Cartoonist (@Nick_Anderson_) May 7, 2026

Blind support. Cartoon by @danielmedinaart. More cartoons: https://t.co/NkeNvDt0vl #Israel #Netanyahu #IsraelLobby pic.twitter.com/eIdFTlBMhg
— Cartoon Movement (@cartoonmovement) May 7, 2026

Israel again intercepted the Global Sumud Flotilla -- this time hundreds of miles from the Gaza coast -- and assaulted, took prisoner, and tortured several of those on board the ships carrying aid. The US issued a declaration of support, labeling the peace activists "pro-Hamas". American companies feeding the IDF for free while Americans go hungry isn't the worst voluntary war tax some of you are paying, but it's top five on the dumbass list.

We have a Denial-Based Economy https://t.co/0iVofgmIHh
— Ted Rall, America's BS Detector (@TedRall) May 4, 2026

The economic chickens have not all come home to roost just yet, but they're on their way. The crows meanwhile have returned. And reasserted.

JD Crowe @CroweJam pic.twitter.com/TpyCqYU9Om
— Editorial & Political Cartoons (@EandPCartoons) May 3, 2026

All while the unhealthily wealthy celebrated their sneering contempt for you.

#MetGala pic.twitter.com/FRhW9rKFBY
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) May 9, 2026

Someone did Blake Lively’s Met Gala lip reading and the result is insane. 😭 pic.twitter.com/sVreU4v7Rt
— Best Cine Moments 🍿 (@SceneinCinema) May 8, 2026

Getting away from it all. From the archives #MetGala pic.twitter.com/jYGNNTgYc4
— Dennis Goris | Cartoons (@DennisGoris) May 5, 2026

So it's understandable that T-Brah needed another shiny object.

pic.twitter.com/XfmHjczdzu
— Tony Michaels 🎙 (@thetonymichaels) May 8, 2026

Weeks like this don't make me sad about the eventual climate conflagration.

Another (better) black bird for Sir Attenborough.

Happy 100th Birthday Sir David Attenborough.

You legend 🥳pic.twitter.com/Dzc8EiaAub
— Volcaholic 🌋 (@volcaholic1) May 8, 2026

Shots Fired Funnies

2026-05-03T07:10:00.001-05:00

"It’s an odd thing to wake up on a Monday after a weekend in which someone tried to assassinate the president ... and feel absolutely nothing about it."

The president calms an anxious nation after the debut of his new comedy routine is postponed. pic.twitter.com/klPHcLKEKA
— John (repeat1968) Buss (@repeat1968) April 26, 2026

"In the early hours of Sunday, I awoke to check the time on my phone and learned that there had been a shooting – apparently, an assassination attempt – at this year’s White House correspondents’ dinner, an event held annually to honor the journalists who cover presidential politics.

I stayed awake just long enough to read that the attack had been thwarted and that no one had been killed, and then I went back to sleep."

Unsurprisingly this stunt didn't bump Trump's wars, our dying fossil fuel-based economy, or Israel's steady progress on genocidal empire construction fully out of the headlines. Again. So maybe another march/protest organized by the Democrats and their surrogates... nemmind.

The Brits on my TL are saying no more King Charlie Sausage Fingers, either.

At this point I'm again reminded of the SNL Dana Carvey/Bush-Dukakis/Jon Lovitz presidential debate in 1988, when Lovitz-as-Dukakis mutters, "how can I be losin' to this guy". THIS is how.

So a few of us decided, even on a very wet May Day in HTown, to do some democracy a bit more directly. We didn't have to go outside to play, but some did.

Rain or shine, we’re not going anywhere.

Happy May Day from your friendly neighborhood anarchists. 🏴 pic.twitter.com/HgIARAAas9
— Space City Anarchist Organization (@SpaceCityAO) May 1, 2026

pic.twitter.com/ZQMAhLEdA2
— Tom Toro (@TTomTToro) April 30, 2026

How else are we gonna fix the SCOTUS unless we start over from scratch?

Steve Brodner depicts the return of the crow, his artistic style suggesting a kinship between Roberts and Roger Taney, who wrote the decision in Dred Scott, and who is generally seen as the worst Chief Justice in US history.

So far.

They're redrawing all the maps, y'all. Everywhere. I hope you finally realize that voting is -- in the words of the man responsible for replacing Thurgood Marshall with Clarence Thomas -- na ga do it.

Or this? Might be a little tougher than taking our government back, honestly. Because some men just want to watch the world burn while they score a few more billion.

https://t.co/DAshlsMdUf
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) April 29, 2026

Okay then. You prolly clicked in here for some Funnies.

Marco after watching this speech and realizing he's the new president of Cuba. pic.twitter.com/Vntf0K48R1
— Universal Abundance (@Beyond_Scarcity) May 2, 2026

Bring out the gimp pic.twitter.com/CVUsXGAFhq
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) April 25, 2026

KIMMEL: “It’s time to make yourself great again, with REZYNE… Ask your conscience if REZYNE is right for you.”

Amazing stuff pic.twitter.com/ADPa98oQuP
— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) April 30, 2026

Deranged Trump Syndrome Toons

2026-04-26T06:40:00.001-05:00

The editorial cartooning business has Hall of Famers coming out of retirement to get in on the hot TDS action. I admire the tenacity (even when I don't repost their shitlibby ones).

"The whole world is somewhat of a casino"

It's just so hard to tell who's winning.

News: Elon Musk's lawsuit against Sam Altman begins

In a few days jury selection will begin in the long-awaited Musk v. Altman case. At the end of that process, an Oakland federal court will task nine regular people with deciding if OpenAI defrauded Elon Musk when it announced, and recently completed, its reorganization to become a more traditional for-profit business. More than just being the venue where two billionaires will air their grievances against one another in public, the trial has the potential to reshape the AI industry.

"Relax, He's a Doctor" Funnies

2026-04-19T07:40:00.002-05:00

Not the greatest battle in the history of our country.

Good Sunday, @repeat1968 #Wrestlemania pic.twitter.com/wD9SPi65e6
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) April 19, 2026

But how can Jesus be losing to a Lego Army of Allah?

Ben Jennings @BJennings90 on the US #IranWar and #AI slop @Guardian – political cartoon gallery in London https://t.co/dePcTdnXF6 pic.twitter.com/UQpqiDWd0k
— Political Cartoon (@Cartoon4sale) April 16, 2026

Even Christians are tiring of this stunt now, so I'll short the blasphemy.

The secular idolatry that TJeez is proposing cannot sanewash the legacy he will leave; the one that ballrooms and arches are intended for. Note that these yuge construction projects won't be completed while he is office (or even still living). That is, if you believe that a peaceful transfer of power is still capable of happening.

I wouldn't count on that. Not with the Donkeys standing as the alternative.

When Kamala Harris lost the 2024 election, a lot of centrist Democrats blamed progressives, as they did when Hillary Clinton lost in 2016, and it’s been a constant drumbeat of recrimination ever since. I’m talking about folks like Quentin Fulks, who blamed Harris’ loss on activists forcing politicians to apologize and “men don’t like people who apologize.” ...

Progressives didn’t select Clinton, Biden, or Harris (all of them centrists). Progressives didn’t decide to have Biden run for a second term -- or for Biden to drop out less than four months before the election. Progressives didn’t select Harris, didn’t decide on her campaign strategy, didn’t write her speeches or choose her issues.

The self-serving pretense by centrists that progressives are to blame -- when they themselves made every decision in the Harris campaign -- is ridiculous.

And they will surely do it again.

The fiery implosion of Eric Swalwell's political career leaves California Dems scrambling to pick up the shattered pieces of a more-chaotic-than-usual gubernatorial jungle primary. Leftover Democrats in that race are circling the sex pest's former supporters like seagulls over a dropped hot dog, but the race is still so crowded with bland shitliberals that the top two choices in November might be a billionaire and a MAGA teevee commentator. So naturally, Democrats had to kick the Green Party's Butch Ware off the ballot. Just to be safe.

This would be that vaunted 'democracy' so many keep telling us they're fighting for.

Two down, two to go. But until Congress can muster some opposition to that sweet Zionist cash, it will be Israel's business as usual. Texas Democrats still have time to correct their unforced error.

Were you satisfied with the size of your tax refund? If so, please try not to act as aroused as Kuffner throating the girth of James Talarico's bank.

The intelligence is artificial, man. Do I have to spell it out for ya? https://t.co/PbADqgBqBL
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) April 15, 2026

What I had forgotten about Phil Garner as a player was the size and definition of his forearms. Those hirsute, twisted cable, ship chain-resembling gunstocks. This photo is classic for a dozen reasons -- the '70s unis, the stirrups, the double play breakup -- but that's my favorite.

RIP Phil Garner. Scrap Iron was a tough out in the late innings in 1979. From the 7th-9th inning he hit .317 with a .397 OBP. In extra innings he hit .333. In the NLCS that season he hit .417 & in the World Series hit .500 over 7 games and he K’d just once that postseason! pic.twitter.com/jpAODkj7n4
— Stirrups Now! (@uniformcritic) April 12, 2026

Thanks for everything, Scrap Iron https://t.co/ZxlYgMrJle
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) April 12, 2026

I am most pleased to see that Nick Pope received the honor of an obituary in the Times of London. #ufo #uap https://t.co/tUUcpFm5x3
— Paradigm Research Group (@SteveBassett) April 16, 2026

Communication Breakdown Toons

2026-04-12T07:40:00.004-05:00

In the midst of delicate negotiations ...

Martin Rowson on Middle East peace talks #Trump #Netanyahu #Melania #IranWar #IranCeasefire‌ #EPSTEIN #epsteinfiles2026 #Israël #Hürmüz @Guardian – political cartoon gallery in London https://t.co/dePcTdnXF6 pic.twitter.com/DJDSNEmhOm
— Political Cartoon (@Cartoon4sale) April 10, 2026

... in our on again/off again war on Iran ...

The switch #ceasefire pic.twitter.com/w5VC2yXeBk
— Dennis Goris | Cartoons (@DennisGoris) April 8, 2026

... FLOTUS Melania Knauss Trump suddenly interrupted with a press conference (at which she took no questions) to say that she never had any relationship at any time with Jeffrey Epstein. And that the "lies need to end today".

Finally, something we can all agree on.

Michael de Adder @deAdder #Melania pic.twitter.com/sRl9kStVAw
— Editorial & Political Cartoons (@EandPCartoons) April 10, 2026

Melania brings the Epstein saga back into the headlines. pic.twitter.com/Tnk0b9rFHt
— John (repeat1968) Buss (@repeat1968) April 10, 2026

Speaking of that ...

Trump wants to deal again but the Iranians are holding a strait and yes, they are also playing not-12-dimensional chess. With morons.

Sunday’s @thetimes cartoon #Pakistán #ısrael #Iran #Trump #jaredkushner #stevewhitkoff #netanyahu #straitofHormuz pic.twitter.com/0nZtWWbjhj
— Ella Baron (@EBaronCartoons) April 11, 2026

We should build our Glorious Leader a giant tribute to commemorate his victories.

How about golden arches? @arch @distractions pic.twitter.com/UMDxqUCLPt
— Dennis Goris | Cartoons (@DennisGoris) April 11, 2026

So it seems the United States will return, for the first time since 1973, to enrolling young men involuntarily to fight their wars of choice, particularly if those wars are to advance Western imperialism, control of petro-resources, or expanding the footprint of the Zionist project. After all, future conflicts over water, rare minerals, and guiding the development of artificial intelligence into a corporate hegemonic dystopia cannot all be fought by robots.

Besides, there's profit opportunities.

While we wait we can play some word games.

Meanwhile the DNC and assorted groupies gathered at NAN, Rev. Al Sharpton's confab, to do their usual nothing about anything and also to celebrate the fortunes they're reading in their cookies. As Ted Rall notes:

Democrats who dominate the conversations on the nation's op-ed pages and cable news networks -- self-identified 'thought leaders' -- continue to make the argument that their party must move right to win, never that Republicans must move left to do the same. Self-serving?

Impressively occupying the entire space where an actual opposition party -- anti-war, pro-environment, supporting working Americans -- is supposed to be is a tough damned job. And the only one the Democratic Party is capable of doing effectively. So the solution, obviously, is to renominate the person who won zero delegates in her home state before dropping out, and after being selected by a caucus of one, twice, ran a campaign featuring Liz Cheney and Hillary Clinton while advocating for "the strongest, most lethal fighting force in the world".

The changes we need will not be happening with these people, these political parties, or these methods. If you're seeking some good news, it's within our sight and reach but not our motivation. Our species doesn't yet have the courage to tackle the intractable, and if you want to be inspired by something beyond performative dance, look elsewhere. Frankly, a brief fly-around the moon did not do it for me.

#Artemis2 @DeccanHerald pic.twitter.com/juFRM35zGS
— sajithkumar (@sajithkumar) April 6, 2026

الأرض تعاني | The Earth is suffering#كاريكاتير_اسامه_حجاج #osama_hajjaj_cartoons #nasa #artemis #earth pic.twitter.com/VrL5EWfACm
— Osama Hajjaj (@osamacartoons) April 5, 2026

Easter Bunny Funnies

2026-04-05T07:35:00.001-05:00

pic.twitter.com/DOiaWBcCV1
— le Malque Guedaldoldule (@sporosbe) April 5, 2026

Holy Week ends the way most have lately: more of Trump's managers fired, another ethics cloud darkening the White House, and another promise that everything is "totally under control" as the wars and the global economy spin out.

Pam Bondi is unemployed after becoming the administration's fall person for the endlessly botched Epstein files saga. Meanwhile, allegations continue to swirl around suspiciously timed stock and oil trades that somehow seem to anticipate every sudden shift on Iran policy, because apparently some people always know exactly when war threats are about to disappear.

Middle Easter Bunny. Cartoon for Dutch newspaper Trouw.#Trump #Netanyahu #Iran #Easter pic.twitter.com/yfCsYvltfJ
— Tjeerd Royaards (@Royaards) April 3, 2026

April Fuels!

'Shelling' out more to the rich.

pic.twitter.com/mG7Aqdn2bC
— LoisAceLane (@LoisAceLane) March 31, 2026

PREDATORY CAPITALIST SELF-ENRICHAGE pic.twitter.com/S8JIi1gH2u
— Marian Kamensky (@MarianKamensky1) March 30, 2026

More raw milk with your steak and lobster, Pete?

News: Trump destroys civilian infrastructure for the first time -- a bridge connecting Tehran and the suburb of Karaj -- after threatening to 'bomb Iran back to the Stone Age'.

Peter Brookes @BrookesTimes on #Artemis #NASA #IranWar @thetimes – political cartoon gallery in London https://t.co/dePcTdnXF6 pic.twitter.com/POTV6jX9yC
— Political Cartoon (@Cartoon4sale) April 3, 2026

Dept. Of Culture War. https://t.co/AbvotV7qZk pic.twitter.com/bLm3w9gQWj
— Matt Davies (@MatttDavies) April 2, 2026

Fog of War, Climate of Deception Funnies

2026-03-29T08:00:00.003-05:00

It's difficult to ascertain exactly what's happening right now in the police action occurring in the Persian Gulf, and not just for our memory care president.

pic.twitter.com/RLs8XcRX2B
— Cartoonist Alok (@caricatured) March 23, 2026

Morten Morland on #Trump #IranWar #Iran @thetimes – political cartoon gallery in London https://t.co/dePcTdnXF6 pic.twitter.com/8DQ3aH010p
— Political Cartoon (@Cartoon4sale) March 23, 2026

Iran denies peace talks with Trump #USIranwar #DonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/GrNhXHPoAu
— Satish Acharya (@satishacharya) March 26, 2026

Quite obviously, unforeseen circumstances and unintended consequences -- as well as Trump's weird, unpredictable reactions to them -- have left everyone confused.

War Motive! #USIsraelIranwar #StraitofHormuz pic.twitter.com/EUvBut8ckL
— Satish Acharya (@satishacharya) March 25, 2026

pic.twitter.com/0mWRaGeOJW
— Cartoonist Alok (@caricatured) March 16, 2026

Chaos can be entertaining as long as you're not the one who is the laughing stock of the entire world, and global upheaval is still a profit maximizing opportunity if you're in the right business (or of the correct class status).

#CERAWeek -- the annual global greasy millionaires' convention -- came to H-Town again and those disaster capitalists had a few new things to be concerned about. Totally not their typical agenda items.

"That's all right, we're having steak and lobster at the Palm anyway"

Suppertime @CERAWeek #CERAWeek https://t.co/PyzF22XXhc
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) March 23, 2026

While the rest of us struggle, suffer, and die.

Martyn Turner @turnercartoons on #Iran #IranWar #IranIsraelWar – political cartoon gallery in London https://t.co/dePcTdnXF6 pic.twitter.com/c9wdir4y2W
— Political Cartoon (@Cartoon4sale) March 25, 2026

Water day pic.twitter.com/fmOgLyZU9X
— Mali's (@Malicartoonist) March 22, 2026

At least we'll be safe from Ill Eagles at the airport.

The Art of the Deal guy is really good at his job. #TrumpShutDown pic.twitter.com/HWANn1PBKO
— John (repeat1968) Buss (@repeat1968) March 26, 2026

My teams lost on the first Sweet Sixteen day (last Thursday) and I'm already over it. Yeah, like Chuck the Blue Cuck and Demockracy Neil and Cardinal Gadfly, I'm ballin' for bases. Tryin' not to worry too much about all the rest.

Valerie Perrine, who played Lex Luthor’s girlfriend Miss Teschmacher in the original "Superman" movie, died Monday at 81 years old.

Perrine was also Oscar nominated for best actress for her performance in Bob Fosse’s 1974 Lenny Bruce biopic “Lenny.”
https://t.co/SCiNJA7FHe pic.twitter.com/yE3uqZID2W
— Variety (@Variety) March 23, 2026

"Excursions Are Hell" Toons

2026-03-22T07:30:00.001-05:00

Update: Trump demands the Strait of Hormuz be opened. Or else.

First a few high quality leftovers, including this one below that I left out last week because Ella Baron renders the psychopathy so disturbingly on point. And after eight days, things -- like the gameboy mentality -- seem to have worsened.

Saturday's Guardian cartoon#iranwar #middleastconflict #Trump #Hegseth #Netanyahu pic.twitter.com/V5jiZ2GvhA
— Ella Baron (@EBaronCartoons) March 13, 2026

Tomorrow's @Independent cartoon... #Hegseth #SecretaryOfWar #WarOnIran #MinabSchoolStrike pic.twitter.com/1bWdnGnZ67
— Dave Brown (@DaveBrownToons) March 13, 2026

You can never pass! pic.twitter.com/056Uxn1MbG
— Naila Ayad🇵🇸 (@Naila_Ayad) March 16, 2026

We need help over here pic.twitter.com/9qu2BpXzma
— Molly Ploofkins (@Mollyploofkins) March 18, 2026

Morten Morland @mortenmorland on #Trump #PeteHegseth #JDVance #Cuba #EpicFury #Iran #IranWar #MiddleEastConflict @thetimes – political cartoon gallery in London https://t.co/dePcTdnXF6 pic.twitter.com/GKbup7VBhI
— Political Cartoon (@Cartoon4sale) March 15, 2026

The war will be over when he feels it in his bone spurs.

Tomorrow's @Independent cartoon... #Trump #IranWar‌ #AttackOnIran #StraitsOfHormuz #OilPrices pic.twitter.com/FEAgH4TlEV
— Dave Brown (@DaveBrownToons) March 18, 2026

Which of course is why Trump says he is considering "winding down" the war on Iran, even as he deploys 2,500 additional Marines to the region and asks Congress for $200 billion more to fund it.

Also: Trump threatens to send ICE to US airports to serve as TSA agents amid the *cough* DHS funding lapse/partial government shutdown.

Alcaraz does well to show Chavez being painted out of the mural while Dolores Huerta, who was both his chief deputy and one of his victims, remains. I hope the little girl doesn’t paint over the Farmworkers’ logo ...

Jen Sorensen's occasional lifestyle toons are also real af.

🤖 AI-generated ads are taking over a major Texas political race.

Sen. John Cornyn and Attorney General Ken Paxton are locked in a tight race to see who gets the privilege of running against Democratic nominee James Talarico.

It's poised to be a bruising, expensive race, and… pic.twitter.com/JhFVTcj8Zs
— Chron (@chron) March 18, 2026

No doubt some of them will be downgraded from “inconceivably wealthy” to “stupid rich.” It’ll be a blow to their egos and maybe even their social standing. But at the end of the day, none of them are facing any real risk; their lives will remain secure and comfortable.

It’s the rest of us they’re putting at risk.

Dire Straits Funnies

2026-03-15T07:20:00.001-05:00

Narrator: As Judeo-Christian hegemony continues to rain missiles down on the people of Iran in order to *checks notes* stop them from building a nuclear weapon that they have been on the verge of acquiring for decades ... Trump bombs Kharg Island, then retreats to Mar-a-Lago for another weekend of golf and fundraising. While urging oil tanker captains in the Strait of Hormuz to "show some guts" and run the gauntlet.

“War-a-Lago”

An advance look at the cover for next week’s issue by Barry Blitt. #NewYorkerCovers pic.twitter.com/yfmSTN7RUT
— A.Aziz Alkhater . Free Palestine (@AlkhaterAziz) March 7, 2026

Open for business! https://t.co/jmzmU3ogan pic.twitter.com/jOd7ZlQ6ls
— Bad Fox Graphics (@BadFoxGraphics) March 13, 2026

American lives have already been lost in Operation Epstein Fury, and many more will die for the cause of a Greater Israel, but that is a price our Glorious Leader is willing to pay.

Iran appears to observe Daylight Savings Time but it seems they have sprung forward by resetting their clocks to 1979.

The war is ending soon and the war is just beginning. Also: there is no war.

Did you follow the Prairieland trial?

Will you be watching the Oscars?

RIP, Country Joe.

There's so much weird stuff happening here, we can only conclude that Texas is the Strangest State! 🤠 Join our pal Molly as we look at some recent headlines.

Read more from our March/April 2026 issue: https://t.co/XPWDiYBsyK pic.twitter.com/kcbnyWoM40
— Texas Observer (@TexasObserver) March 13, 2026

"Jesus Take the Wheel" Toons

2026-03-08T07:12:00.001-05:00

Ben Jennings @BJennings90 on the ‘end times’ and the US war on #Iran #MiddleEastConflict #IranWar #MiddleEastConflict #TrumpWar @Guardian – political cartoon gallery in London https://t.co/dePcTdnXF6 pic.twitter.com/ujqvUsBuvI
— Political Cartoon (@Cartoon4sale) March 5, 2026

Title: 'Men of faith'. Caption: "We cannot allow religious fanatics to have nuclear weapons".

"Hombres de fe", por Fer. #CartónDelAverno pic.twitter.com/DLkIG2YQx0
— El Chamuco (@El_Chamuco) March 6, 2026

I'm inclined to mention Israel here since they started this war. But that would be conflating religion with government. The Founders didn't favor theocracy. So the distinction -- Zionists, Christian or other -- remains an important one.

For Chrissakes take the stick, take the con, the helm, do some fuckin' thing.

"W. Bush advisor Condoleeza Rice seen at White House"

From the archives. #midterms pic.twitter.com/UHF3qk8iyF
— Dennis Goris | Cartoons (@DennisGoris) February 20, 2026

Operation Epstein Fury Funnies

2026-03-01T06:45:00.001-06:00

Fog of war #iran #EpsteinFiles pic.twitter.com/tPwmEHjeKt
— Dennis Goris (@DennisGoris) February 28, 2026

pic.twitter.com/PpWOYSJjlt
— Ted Rall, America's BS Detector (@TedRall) February 28, 2026

pic.twitter.com/quVwq4K6TU
— Yanis Varoufakis (@yanisvaroufakis) February 28, 2026

While American and Israeli bombs fall on Iran, the Western mainstream media works to portray aggressors as victims and victims as aggressors.@sov_media pic.twitter.com/9kTcKMfo8Q
— Carlos Latuff (@LatuffCartoons) February 28, 2026

pic.twitter.com/tuhuVtVu3l
— kamal sharaf كمال شرف (@kamalsharf) February 28, 2026

#TheFarSide pic.twitter.com/f6S8gVz5UP
— Far Side Fix (@farsidefix) February 26, 2026

For those unable to see the caption above -- and would rather not click on the Xeet to read it: "Wouldn't you know it! The Hendersons have the bomb."

The Pentagon wants unlimited access to AI - © Chappatte in Le Temps, Geneva 👉https://t.co/79P0qZxZmp pic.twitter.com/phZLJtPGlE
— Chappatte Cartoons (@PatChappatte) February 27, 2026

pic.twitter.com/O3ztSAxjkT
— Russell (@ATLCWorker) February 23, 2026

Please enjoy my cartoon in today's @TorontoStar pic.twitter.com/yu4Sqmocri
— Theo Moudakis (@TheoMoudakis) February 27, 2026

pic.twitter.com/5wK2JazfJw
— Tom Toro (@TTomTToro) February 22, 2026

Kings, Queens, and Guillotines Toons

2026-02-22T07:45:00.001-06:00

"Oil prices surge on Iran attack threats". Deputy Editor of Opinion Schmendrick at the Houston Chronic: "Good news for Houston". Asst. Deputy/chief suckup Putz: "hit it out of the park"

Yee haw!
It's almost #RodeoHouston time!#NextTenDays https://t.co/LhvZ9QLse2
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) February 20, 2026

Board(game) of peace. Cartoon by Emanuele Del Rosso: https://t.co/zHSkO6f2AZ #Gaza #BoardOfpeace #Trump #Netanyahu pic.twitter.com/8dxhQM5Ewp
— Cartoon Movement (@cartoonmovement) February 11, 2026

pic.twitter.com/1HmGq9zicr
— Carlos Latuff (@LatuffCartoons) February 17, 2026

HEALTH MINISTER DR. R.F. KENNEDY pic.twitter.com/n5yesSjO07
— Marian Kamensky (@MarianKamensky1) February 16, 2026

Fossilistic Park. Today's cartoon by Paolo Calleri. More cartoons: https://t.co/L5vjRJ4ORt #Trump #climate #environment #USA pic.twitter.com/4XXqQ9Ken3
— Cartoon Movement (@cartoonmovement) February 16, 2026

i always loved robert duvall’s complete indifference juxtaposed with john marley’s exuberant outburst. duvall takes his big bites and then off he goes. rest in peace to a vital link to new hollywood, an era that seems further from our reach with each passing 💔 pic.twitter.com/gorK0hkq90
— ana (@pelicinema) February 16, 2026

Documentarian Frederick Wiseman died today at age 96. "At a moment when many of the institutions he documented are being decimated and our attention is divided," Natasha Lewis wrote last year, "Wiseman’s films are out of time and completely timely." https://t.co/DrkF5ZBKdq
— Dissent Magazine (@DissentMag) February 16, 2026

"Love is ..." Funnies

2026-02-15T08:00:00.001-06:00

It took a naughty but nice little rabbit to show us the way.

But some people can't see it, can't feel it. As we know.

(I think the last line says: "And fuck you too")

pic.twitter.com/JOIuxTGiOr
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) February 15, 2026

Cartoon pic.twitter.com/CvOZpXxl4w
— Bill Bramhall (@BillBramhall) February 11, 2026

Early primary election voting for duopoly nominees -- in a November general election that seems tenuous at best -- begins on Tuesday, but sit those out if you want to participate in the Texas Green or Libertarian Party nominating conventions next month. Regular readers can confirm I've lost the will to believe that the old ways of doing things will be sufficient to engineer the necessary changes for the survival of life on Earth in the increasingly short term (your grandchildren's lifetime).

Nevertheless, there are still cartoons for a giggle and some snark to snipe.

Houston-area Donks had a 'Love Who You Vote For' party this weekend. I'm not getting Stephen Stills 'settling for' vibes from their intraparty skirmishing this year.

Texas Democrats
For @dallasnews #talarico #jasminecrockett pic.twitter.com/ExflhRbXyg
— Nick Anderson/Political Cartoonist (@Nick_Anderson_) February 8, 2026

Fortunately for the Blues, the Reds have that love/hate thing going on a lot stronger.

The latest from Texas Observer cartoonist Ben Sargent!

Read more from Loon Star State: https://t.co/SIceB9uBLb pic.twitter.com/CqxLRrKKDb
— Texas Observer (@TexasObserver) February 13, 2026

If only an invisible force -- more a feeling, a sensation, than a person or presence -- but with retribution as sole motivation were to strike the evil-doers ...

And for the rest of February, we'll effort to focus on some better history.

"Democracy Died in Broad Daylight" Toons

2026-02-08T07:05:00.001-06:00

The old girl passed a long time ago actually, when nearly no one except but Bruce and Carlin and Zappa were paying attention/trying to warn us. So we really can't blame her demise on either of the Jefferys, Bezos nor Epstein. They only desecrated the corpse.

Wilcox. #EpsteinFiles #HeavilyRedacted pic.twitter.com/c7hMSRJMmb
— Jenny Frecklington-Jones #IStandWithPalestine🍉 (@JonesHowDareYou) February 3, 2026

pic.twitter.com/71ghl5DXr1
— Nury Vittachi (@NuryVittachi) February 7, 2026

Like a campground but more concentrated. #detentioncenters #ICE pic.twitter.com/DgFtZS8ZPa
— Dennis Goris (@DennisGoris) February 1, 2026

RIP Chuck Negron https://t.co/M48dRIuqXV
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) February 5, 2026

"NEXT WEEK!"

Wars of Distraction Toons

2026-02-01T08:10:00.001-06:00

T-Dog needs another one.

pic.twitter.com/vKtiI719qv
— Arijit Mondal (@arijitmondal1) January 30, 2026

The only MOAB we wanted or needed.

Jimmy Margulies @jimmymargulies #MelaniaFilm pic.twitter.com/aUKjDtfMXA
— Editorial & Political Cartoons (@EandPCartoons) January 30, 2026

One of my spot cartoons for Friday's @MetroUK #Iran #Trump #USAnavy pic.twitter.com/6q4gj024dX
— Guy Venables (@godfreychurch) January 29, 2026

"Next week!" Greenland, maybe Cuba, perhaps Mexico.

This week it's Iran and Minneapolis' turn.

Peter Brookes @BrookesTimes on #Trump #ICE @thetimes – political cartoon gallery in London https://t.co/dePcTdnXF6 pic.twitter.com/Lc4HHPnkUl
— Political Cartoon (@Cartoon4sale) January 26, 2026

Yes, Donald is confused but so am I. Having as much trouble keeping up with who needs attacking, re-attacking, etc. as he is.

In Barry Blitt’s latest Kvetchbook, Donald Trump continues to argue with the Danish. pic.twitter.com/kVSiOvACQL
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) January 29, 2026

So pardon the dystopian mess but we're a little discombobulated about whose word to take for what at the moment.

The freezing winter weather gripping much of the nation feels like a metaphor for the brutal political storm we're stuck in.#Trump #ICE #AlexPretti #minneapolis #Minnesota #Constitution #constitutionalrights #snowstorm #democracy @TinyviewComics pic.twitter.com/kVoria3fMa
— Rob Rogers (@Rob_Rogers) January 30, 2026

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Tom Chitty. #NewYorkerCartoons pic.twitter.com/Y1ZEpaAi50
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) January 28, 2026

And our legacy media, among other institutions, is quite obviously not helping.

Have to publish a few more movie reviews.

1/30/2026- A MUST Watch! #MelaniaTheMovie #MelaniaFilm #MelaniaMovie #AMustWatch https://t.co/8pcjcmZp1i pic.twitter.com/2HZJt2IQAp
— Clay Bennett (@BennettCartoons) January 29, 2026

https://t.co/AbvotV7qZk pic.twitter.com/JCBWizmnhU
— Matt Davies (@MatttDavies) January 29, 2026

Not Austin but Fort Worth and Houston: TexDonks did their part to keep Texas weird, and they're waking up this morning all giddy about their CD 18 and SD 9 special election wins yesterday.

That’s my cue. #txlege https://t.co/zn9v42FP7s pic.twitter.com/tJu2ZGHYir
— Texas Capitol History (@TXCapHistory) February 1, 2026

So many people will remember Catherine O’ Hara for her role in Home Alone but for me, her performance in both Beetlejuice movies was just as iconic ❤️🕊️ pic.twitter.com/Cjco3F1eTc
— Alex🪓 (@horrorfam1) January 30, 2026

"This Isn't" Funnies

2026-01-25T09:20:00.001-06:00

The president of the United States, a congenital rapist of women and girls (and perhaps men and boys), is conducting a domestic war while funding and prosecuting a variety of international conflicts because, by all appearances, evidence in the Epstein files suggests his criminal conduct might be even worse than suspected.

He's acting like he thinks there's something in there that could cause him to lose some votes, unlike shooting people on 5th Avenue or in Minneapolis. And that doesn't seem to be a risk he wants to take.

The War on US is intended to "compel" him to invoke the Insurrection Act, declare martial law, and cancel the 2026 elections, along with a variety of constitutional protections. You may be noticing that our 2A rights are now insufficient to secure our 1A or 4A rights. If the cops/ICE/CPB/ can shoot you because you have a gun despite holding a license to carry -- if they even 'think' that you have a gun -- then you do not have any rights to bear arms, open or concealed.

Turns out “come and take it” wasn’t meant as a threat, they were actually just offering everything up to the feds https://t.co/uxgvtZAEIG pic.twitter.com/XumEtyx8eK
— Damin Toell (@damintoell) January 24, 2026

The Wars on the Rest of the World -- tariffs, sanctions, indiscriminate bombings, invasions, bombastic threats of all of these -- are for his coffers and his authority.

My cartoon in today's @irishexaminer. pic.twitter.com/5xPK1FhVOl
— Harry Burton (@HBtoons) January 24, 2026

If you are just interested in reading -- or writing -- about the duopoly's campaigns, polls, fundraising, advertising, debates, etc. then you're a 'good German'. If you're still carrying a Ukraine flag to your performative protest, you've lost the plot (that's Biden's war). And if you think democracy in America is something that can be saved, that you can surf for influence or clicks or ego gratification, then you're a schlemiel, and you'll find no respite in my foxhole.

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Ivan Ehlers. #NewYorkerCartoons pic.twitter.com/GG9hMfNbHp
— The New Yorker Humor (@newyorkerhumor) January 23, 2026

Here's a weather update.

Everything's iced over out there so keep your kids inside.

He's a disruptor. He moves fast and breaks things. He's Bored of Peace.

The Guardian publishes a cartoon on Donald Trump and his ‘board of peace’ pic.twitter.com/2MFU9GSeDS
— Quds News Network (@QudsNen) January 22, 2026

Donald Trump's "Board of Peace" is the result of the world bowing before the global rampage of the US-Israel Axis. Once again, the Palestinian people are being offered as sacrifices, and along with them, the entire global system of international law.

Cartoon by @LatuffCartoons pic.twitter.com/eMw1xQQkEn
— Mondoweiss (@Mondoweiss) January 23, 2026

I wanted to mock T-ManBaby's negotiating "skilz" with some Shart of the Deal toons, but avoiding soiled diapers, clouds of flatulence, pacifiers, etc. became too tiring.

Giving him someone else's major award is unlikely to satisfy him at this point.

Celebrating the 80th Birthday of not just a superstar artist, but a superstar human being. Dolly Parton.

Dolly and Kermit singing Everyday People (1987) pic.twitter.com/OKQU10GICp
— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) January 19, 2026

"Green Turns Gold" Funnies

2026-01-18T09:30:00.001-06:00

Perhaps we should begin with actual gold.

Machado #NobelPeacePrize pic.twitter.com/iH1VFjyNJs
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) January 18, 2026

Let's give her some credit; she did spare a nation from being obliterated.

Machado saves Norwegians from Trump bombs at 11th hour#NobelPeacePrize #RestInPieces https://t.co/h6eeI6xcD8
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) January 16, 2026

My editorial for Thursday's @MetroUK @MetroPicDesk #Greenland #USA #Trump #TrumpIsUnfitForOffice pic.twitter.com/PnrUglXMQK
— Guy Venables (@godfreychurch) January 7, 2026

My most recent from The Economist#greenland #Trump #cartoon #satire pic.twitter.com/O81szSVHsQ
— Kevin Kal Kallaugher (@kaltoons) January 11, 2026

It's cold as ice everywhere.

I'm ordering off-menu.

Ask us about next week #authoritarian pic.twitter.com/9RCkaOGRm8
— Dennis Goris (@DennisGoris) January 12, 2026

It's co-dependent.

RIP Bob Weir pic.twitter.com/6tVtYzk4nL
— Buzz (@SabresBuzz) January 10, 2026

ICE Capades Toons

2026-01-11T08:00:00.001-06:00

Shoot that sidewalk in the face for assaulting a federal officer.

ICE having a hard time getting around MN 😂😂😂😂😂🧊 pic.twitter.com/xaYglPMsaU
— Anas 🇸🇴 (@aljabarti_) January 9, 2026

ICY roads #ICE pic.twitter.com/Vxb18L8dTl
— Dennis Goris (@DennisGoris) January 8, 2026

Cartoon pic.twitter.com/Rz1Qnz4RlM
— Bill Bramhall (@BillBramhall) January 8, 2026

pic.twitter.com/KzTkvMXSlt
— Michael de Adder (@deAdder) January 9, 2026

#IranProtests #IranRevolution https://t.co/pziIsDQotB pic.twitter.com/Su6VtDknSA
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) January 11, 2026

Clay Jones has our segue.

Maduro on ICE #Maduro #Trump #Venezuela #ICE pic.twitter.com/077e5CMV2L
— Clay Jones (@claytoonz) January 5, 2026

Fuel stop in Caracas - © Chappatte in Le Canard enchaîné, France 👉 https://t.co/0FM3y3q73E pic.twitter.com/21hvP7Ktqn
— Chappatte Cartoons (@PatChappatte) January 7, 2026

pic.twitter.com/PQrZjfXSTR
— Niels Brinch (@nielsbrinch) January 9, 2026

Please enjoy my cartoon for Thursday's @TorontoStar pic.twitter.com/UHPEIohLmq
— Theo Moudakis (@TheoMoudakis) January 7, 2026

My spot cartoon for Wed's @MetroUK @MetroPicDesk #Grok #GrokAI #Police pic.twitter.com/k3kTrm0rF4
— Guy Venables (@godfreychurch) January 6, 2026

"THIS Means War" Toons

2026-01-04T09:15:00.001-06:00

No Bugs, pretty Daffy, very Looney.

Gi Joe Retaliation Jonathan Pryce GIFfrom Gi Joe Retaliation GIFs

T-Bomb dropped 'em on Somalia and Nigeria on Christmas Day. But this trail was blazed by ...

Never forget Obama and then Biden teed Trump up for the coup against Venezuela. Joint project. Evil empire. pic.twitter.com/zBVeFTvdjR
— Nate Bear (@NateB_Panic) January 3, 2026

At the beginning of November, we warned on Sovereign Media that Donald Trump was openly threatening the Republic of Nigeria.

On November 1, Trump took to Truth Social to float military action against Africa’s most populous country, recycling long-discredited claims of a… pic.twitter.com/MlE5stRhbb
— Sovereign Media (@sov_media) December 28, 2025

Something about 'Christian genocide'. If you're like me -- having difficulty keeping track of who we've blown up this week versus last -- Syria got hit a few days before the Prince of Peace's birthday.

But also in Our Glorious War Lord's first term.

@LatuffCartoons 2018 pic.twitter.com/3U0hjhDeT7
— HaShem (@HaShem_GAZA_) January 3, 2026

I'm trying not to forget about the older wars.

Men of Piece pic.twitter.com/INToxg67F7
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) January 4, 2026

The genocide is not over. pic.twitter.com/7Ebit7LS0V
— Assal Rad (@AssalRad) January 2, 2026

But the ones on tap are bothering me too.

Israa'iil waxay Somaliland u aqoonsan tahay dawlad madax-bannaan.

Maxaa?

Waa kuwan mid ka mid ah sababaha.

(Via @sov_media) pic.twitter.com/egCDPQp3uO
— Carlos Latuff (@LatuffCartoons) December 29, 2025

Trump Says He’ll Support an Israeli Attack on Iran If Tehran ‘Continues’ Its Missile Program
The president made the comments while meeting with Netanyahu in Florida#Netanyahu #Trump #Israel #Iran https://t.co/6bZYnWKvCa
— Antiwar.com (@Antiwarcom) December 29, 2025

My cartoon in today's @irishexaminer. pic.twitter.com/zjQbeDDV3R
— Harry Burton (@HBtoons) December 27, 2025

The coolest thing about being an American right now is if I pay my taxes I’m not paying for better infrastructure, roads, or social services. I’m paying for some guy across the ocean to shoot a kid in the head with a sniper rifle. Oh, and I’m paying for his health care too.
— Books Behind Borders (@MHTruthUltra) December 28, 2025

Because the free market of rich angry white men will decide.

Best of '25 aggregations include these several posts at Daily Cartoonist.

Hi-Yo Silver.

Melania in silver#NewYear2026 https://t.co/mgHWMhiOMq
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) January 1, 2026

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by P. C. Vey. #NewYorkerCartoons pic.twitter.com/EKXmWknmT3
— The New Yorker (@NewYorker) December 30, 2025

'Staring into the Abyss at 2026' Funnies

2025-12-28T09:31:00.001-06:00

What it's really about. pic.twitter.com/QOyWsyny0i
— CT (@cdtwriter) December 26, 2025

"Enjoy What May Be Your Last Merry Christmas!"

This is the craziest post ever pic.twitter.com/ubwuGmHtfZ
— 𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 (@Antunes1) December 26, 2025

Does this charade even have rules any more?

New mtg players in a vacuum... pic.twitter.com/X7zeAscHVP
— BDE Game (@BDEgameowners) December 26, 2025

It just doesn't seem as if we are all living in the same reality.

Trump’s war on drugs. Cartoon by Sinisa Pismestrovic: https://t.co/68qFFGm5RX #Trump #Venezuela pic.twitter.com/ge8IdOWQP1
— Cartoon Movement (@cartoonmovement) December 21, 2025

Maybe I should simply try harder to put 2025 in my rearview mirror, move on, focus on the future. Can't shake this feeling of being monitored, tracked, even pursued though.

CBS News demonstrated its continued commitment to journalistic flexibility by yanking a fully vetted 60 Minutes investigation on Trump-era deportees to a notorious Salvadoran mega-prison just three hours before airtime. The network explained that the story—cleared by lawyers, standards editors, and common sense—was simply not “ready”, presumably because it lacked the most important ingredient: permission from the administration being criticized.

Not just legacy teevee media. It's difficult to feel sorry for them, having been -- willing or not --groomed by their bedfellows.

📸 Jeffrey Epstein with "the most trusted man in America," former CBS Evening New anchorman Walter Cronkite pic.twitter.com/MVMdjzs8GQ
— Decensored News (@decensorednews) December 20, 2025

I'm saving a few curated year-end cartoon collections for the first holiday of the new year, but here's First Dog and Tjeerd Royaards for your amusement.

Before we leave for our annual Christmas break, here is our Year in review, where we take stock of 2025 and to look ahead at 2026: https://t.co/4rdA3yJGuD

Cartoon by @osamacartoons #YearInReview #2025 #2026 pic.twitter.com/6xxGCZ563Z
— Cartoon Movement (@cartoonmovement) December 22, 2025

And the very last Oglaf (for a long while).

Yuletide Toons

2025-12-25T00:15:00.001-06:00

Happy happy joy joy.

'Yuletide' means "the season of Yule", referring to the time of year around midwinter (in some parts of the northern hemisphere, this was once late September). Both 'jul' and 'Yuletide' demonstrate how the ancient Norse festival of jól influenced the cultural and linguistic development of Christmas traditions in Scandinavia and the English-speaking world. Originating as a pagan festival with no specific religious ties, Yule often involved various nature-based rituals and celebrations to mark the changing of seasons.

Peace on Earth
Goodwill toward men

(especially tr^ns men)

Merry Xmas from RL Scum https://t.co/bT45E3ykWd
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) December 25, 2025

Yeah, fuck woke. Let's open a new front in the War on Anything/Everything.

pic.twitter.com/ZxPWoFWFHw
— Fake History Hunter (@fakehistoryhunt) December 24, 2025

It's spelled ...

Chest nuts pic.twitter.com/Bz7TboGcEr
— Twonks (@twonkcomics) December 12, 2025

...but whatever T-King and his manboobs say goes, as we know. He's keeping an eye on America, and it's a puffy and infected one.

#60Minutes pic.twitter.com/GAPnfToo8S
— Dennis Goris (@DennisGoris) December 23, 2025

The News has been canceled. Please share #laloalcaraz cartoons pic.twitter.com/NmmCdWBHtg
— Lalo Alcaraz (@laloalcaraz) December 24, 2025

"This is a good one, right?" *chuckle*

Merry Xmas https://t.co/ghQHenf8hp
— screamschildrenremoved (@PDiddie) December 25, 2025

https://t.co/aP9KNaV4Wz pic.twitter.com/R4ypytRakV
— Fell For It Again Award 🎖️ (@FellForItAgainA) December 20, 2025

Some Texans got a cow patty in their Christmas stocking this year. Richly deserved.

It's here! 👏

Read our annual roundup of the many dozens of Texans—rich and poor, famous and obscure, drug-addled and stone-cold sober—who disgraced our great state over the past twelve months: https://t.co/f2JI1Ms7aK
— Texas Monthly (@TexasMonthly) December 22, 2025

A few more Funnies coming on Sunday.