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			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="125" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="208" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="301" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 	&lt;/table&gt; &lt;!-- SMIL to HTML provided by Ericsson Systems Integration North America --&gt;</description></item><item><title></title><link>http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/2008/05/alltel-has-no-control-over-and-is-not.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (brian)</author><pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 12:30:49 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7882204483830051110.post-6513172630681883074</guid><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/uploaded_images/05-02-08_1429-749809-749863.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/uploaded_images/05-02-08_1429-749809-749855.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;table border="0" width="640" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 			&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.alltel.com/axcess/picture_messaging.html"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:alltel_logo.jpg" width="125" height="58" border="0" alt="Alltel"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 				&lt;td width="509" height="58" colspan="2"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="509" height="58" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td width="640" height="6" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:bluebar.gif" width="640" height="6" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 			&lt;td colspan="2" style="padding: 10px 10px 0px 10px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.alltel.com/axcess/picture_messaging.html"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:header.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td width="370"&gt; 					&lt;table border="0" width="333" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt; 					&lt;tr&gt; 						&lt;td width="333" colspan="4"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="333" height="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 					&lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;                                         &lt;td width="333" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="350" height="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 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			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="125" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="208" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="301" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 	&lt;/table&gt; &lt;!-- SMIL to HTML provided by Ericsson Systems Integration North America --&gt;</description></item><item><title></title><link>http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/2008/01/brr-alltel-has-no-control-over-and-is.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (brian)</author><pubDate>Tue, 29 Jan 2008 13:28:44 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7882204483830051110.post-8042118299855981444</guid><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/uploaded_images/01-29-08_1526-724727-724817.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/uploaded_images/01-29-08_1526-724727-724775.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;table border="0" width="640" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 			&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.alltel.com/axcess/picture_messaging.html"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:alltel_logo.jpg" width="125" height="58" border="0" alt="Alltel"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 				&lt;td width="509" height="58" colspan="2"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="509" height="58" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td width="640" height="6" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:bluebar.gif" width="640" height="6" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 			&lt;td colspan="2" style="padding: 10px 10px 0px 10px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.alltel.com/axcess/picture_messaging.html"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:header.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td width="370"&gt; 					&lt;table border="0" width="333" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt; 					&lt;tr&gt; 						&lt;td width="333" colspan="4"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="333" height="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 					&lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;                                         &lt;td width="333" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="350" height="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;                                                 &lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="333" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;span class="normal"&gt;  &lt;img src="cid:media1.jpeg" width="640" alt="01-29-08_1526.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;font size="+0"&gt;Brr&lt;/font&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; 							&lt;td width="333" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="350" height="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 						&lt;/tr&gt; 						&lt;tr&gt; 							&lt;td width="333" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:divider.gif" width="333"&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 						&lt;/tr&gt; 						  						&lt;tr&gt; 							&lt;td width="333" colspan="4"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="333" height="1"&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 						&lt;/tr&gt; 					&lt;/table&gt; 				&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td width="640" height="5" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:greenbar.gif" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td width="640" height="35" colspan="3" style="padding: 10px 10px 10px 10px;"&gt;&lt;font color="999999"&gt;Alltel has no control over, and is not responsible for, the content or use of this picture or the accompanying personal message.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="125" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="208" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="301" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 	&lt;/table&gt; &lt;!-- SMIL to HTML provided by Ericsson Systems Integration North America --&gt;</description></item><item><title></title><link>http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/2008/01/some-days-i-feel-as-though-entire-world.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (brian)</author><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jan 2008 13:21:08 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7882204483830051110.post-4368212862027735279</guid><description>Some days I feel as though the entire world is against me.  The reality is, many small countries are neutral.</description></item><item><title></title><link>http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/2008/01/my-ninja-name-hu-phlung-dhung.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (brian)</author><pubDate>Mon, 07 Jan 2008 12:56:09 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7882204483830051110.post-5033584140926494472</guid><description>My ninja name:  Hu Phlung Dhung</description></item><item><title></title><link>http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/2007/12/alltel-has-no-control-over-and-is-not.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (brian)</author><pubDate>Tue, 25 Dec 2007 18:20:39 PST</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7882204483830051110.post-7800174874275020568</guid><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/uploaded_images/12-24-07_1323-739311-739360.jpg"&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/uploaded_images/12-24-07_1323-739311-739354.jpg"  border="0" alt="" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;table border="0" width="640" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 			&lt;td&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.alltel.com/axcess/picture_messaging.html"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:alltel_logo.jpg" width="125" height="58" border="0" alt="Alltel"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 				&lt;td width="509" height="58" colspan="2"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="509" height="58" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td width="640" height="6" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:bluebar.gif" width="640" height="6" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 			&lt;td colspan="2" style="padding: 10px 10px 0px 10px;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.alltel.com/axcess/picture_messaging.html"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:header.gif" border="0"&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td width="370"&gt; 					&lt;table border="0" width="333" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"&gt; 					&lt;tr&gt; 						&lt;td width="333" colspan="4"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="333" height="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 					&lt;/tr&gt;   &lt;tr&gt;                                         &lt;td width="333" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="350" height="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt;                                                 &lt;/tr&gt;  &lt;tr&gt;&lt;td width="333" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;span class="normal"&gt;  &lt;img src="cid:media1.jpeg" width="640" alt="12-24-07_1323.jpg"&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt; &lt;tr&gt; 							&lt;td width="333" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="350" height="15"&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 						&lt;/tr&gt; 						&lt;tr&gt; 							&lt;td width="333" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:divider.gif" width="333"&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 						&lt;/tr&gt; 						  						&lt;tr&gt; 							&lt;td width="333" colspan="4"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="333" height="1"&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 						&lt;/tr&gt; 					&lt;/table&gt; 				&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td width="640" height="5" colspan="3"&gt;&lt;img src="cid:greenbar.gif" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td width="640" height="35" colspan="3" style="padding: 10px 10px 10px 10px;"&gt;&lt;font color="999999"&gt;Alltel has no control over, and is not responsible for, the content or use of this picture or the accompanying personal message.&lt;/font&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 			&lt;tr&gt; 				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="125" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="208" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt;  				&lt;td&gt; &lt;img src="cid:spacer.gif" width="301" height="1" alt=""&gt;&lt;/td&gt; 			&lt;/tr&gt; 	&lt;/table&gt; &lt;!-- SMIL to HTML provided by Ericsson Systems Integration North America --&gt;</description></item><item><title></title><link>http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/2007/10/press-release-im-running-for-president.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (brian)</author><pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:04:19 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7882204483830051110.post-43616351681117258</guid><description>&lt;a href="http://blog.redsneaker.net/pressrelease.pdf"&gt;Press Release - I'm Running for President!&lt;/a&gt;</description><enclosure url="http://blog.redsneaker.net/pressrelease.pdf" length="31509" type="application/pdf" /><media:content url="http://blog.redsneaker.net/pressrelease.pdf" fileSize="31509" type="application/pdf" /><itunes:subtitle>Press Release - I'm Running for President!</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>noreply@blogger.com (brian)</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Press Release - I'm Running for President!</itunes:summary></item><item><title></title><link>http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/2007/10/minneapolis-airport-mens-room-and-no.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (brian)</author><pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:31:28 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7882204483830051110.post-7970963161346032189</guid><description>&lt;img src="http://blog.redsneaker.net/images/mnrestroom.jpg"&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Minneapolis Airport Men's Room and no politicians from Idaho in sight.  Huh?</description></item><item><title></title><link>http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/2007/10/did-you-know-that-in-columbus-ohio-they.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (brian)</author><pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 14:22:05 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7882204483830051110.post-3473861612510032203</guid><description>Did you know that in Columbus, Ohio, they refer to the pastry known as "Bismarcks" as "Cream Sticks"?  Therefore I submit that today shall no longer be known as "Columbus day in Bismarck, North Dakota.  Perhaps--Cream Stick Day?</description></item><item><title></title><link>http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/2007/10/what-mom-says-every-day-condensed-into.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (brian)</author><pubDate>Tue, 02 Oct 2007 14:23:47 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7882204483830051110.post-4313797773354887932</guid><description>&lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anSpBUxsgAU"&gt;What mom says every day condensed into 2 minutes 55 seconds--to the tune of William Tell Overture.&lt;/a&gt;</description></item><item><title>Fwd: </title><link>http://www.redsneaker.net/brainwashingmachinegun/2007/09/fwd.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (brian)</author><pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 18:04:58 PDT</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7882204483830051110.post-369407556194111027</guid><description>&lt;p class="mobile-photo"&gt;&lt;a 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August 28th.</description></item><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></channel></rss>
