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<?xml-stylesheet href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/rss2enclosuresfull.xsl" type="text/xsl" media="screen"?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~d/styles/itemcontent.css" type="text/css" media="screen"?><rss xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" xmlns:itunes="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd" xmlns:creativeCommons="http://backend.userland.com/creativeCommonsRssModule" xmlns:feedburner="http://rssnamespace.org/feedburner/ext/1.0" version="2.0"><channel><title>Break Room Stories</title><link>http://breakroomstories.blogspot.com/</link><language>en</language><managingEditor>noreply@blogger.com (Carl Fuerst)</managingEditor><lastBuildDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:07:04 -0600</lastBuildDate><generator>Blogger http://www.blogger.com</generator><openSearch:totalResults xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">9</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage xmlns:openSearch="http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/">25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><description></description><media:copyright>Creative Commons</media:copyright><media:keywords>Stories,,Fiction,,Story,,Storytelling,,Short,Stories</media:keywords><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Arts</media:category><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">News &amp; Politics</media:category><media:category scheme="http://www.itunes.com/dtds/podcast-1.0.dtd">Society &amp; Culture/Personal Journals</media:category><itunes:owner><itunes:email>cfuerst@niu.edu</itunes:email><itunes:name>Carl Fuerst</itunes:name></itunes:owner><itunes:author>Carl Fuerst</itunes:author><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:keywords>Stories,,Fiction,,Story,,Storytelling,,Short,Stories</itunes:keywords><itunes:subtitle>Stories told, for the most part, from the persepctive of Henry Streator; local misfit.</itunes:subtitle><itunes:summary>Stories told, for the most part, from the persepctive of Henry Streator; local misfit.</itunes:summary><itunes:category text="Arts" /><itunes:category text="News &amp; Politics" /><itunes:category text="Society &amp; Culture"><itunes:category text="Personal Journals" /></itunes:category><creativeCommons:license>http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/2.0/</creativeCommons:license><atom10:link xmlns:atom10="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" rel="self" href="http://feeds.feedburner.com/BreakRoomStories" type="application/rss+xml" /><item><title>Two New Stories</title><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~3/184293861/two-new-stories.html</link><author>cfuerst@niu.edu (Carl Fuerst)</author><pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:07:04 -0600</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21068620.post-3838354661473438010</guid><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://bp0.blogger.com/_g8xXczD1fAM/RzoCYhxmOOI/AAAAAAAAAAM/skdfZ5SOVvM/s1600-h/breakroom.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="http://bp0.blogger.com/_g8xXczD1fAM/RzoCYhxmOOI/AAAAAAAAAAM/skdfZ5SOVvM/s320/breakroom.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5132417345748613346" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Two journals have been generous enough to pick up my stories!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ourstories.us/index.html"&gt;Our Stories&lt;/a&gt; will be posting "One Cold Drop Against Her Cheek" in their upcoming issue.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.snreview.org/"&gt;SNReview&lt;/a&gt; will be posting "The Path of Least Resistance" in their Autumn issue.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;My deepest thanks go to the editors of both. Also, expect a new story posted/pod-casted here soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.ourstories.us/index.html"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~4/184293861" height="1" width="1"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://breakroomstories.blogspot.com/2007/11/two-new-stories.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title></title><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~3/http%3A%2F%2Fbreakroomstories.blogspot.com%2F2006%2F07%2Fsuspiciously-beautiful-armor-garbed.html</link><author>cfuerst@niu.edu (Carl Fuerst)</author><pubDate>Tue, 25 Jul 2006 23:51:36 -0500</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21068620.post-115378753427526969</guid><description>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/57/9462/640/show_jpg.pl.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/57/9462/400/show_jpg.pl.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A suspiciously beautiful, armor-garbed&lt;br /&gt;                          family.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~4/5568152"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://breakroomstories.blogspot.com/2006/07/suspiciously-beautiful-armor-garbed.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Angel's Share</title><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~3/http%3A%2F%2Fbreakroomstories.blogspot.com%2F2006%2F07%2Fangels-share.html</link><author>cfuerst@niu.edu (Carl Fuerst)</author><pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 08:26:31 -0500</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21068620.post-115374759107735497</guid><description>Hey... the latest episode of the Break Room Stories is ready to go.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode,  Henry visits the narrator of a friend.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope you enjoy,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Carl&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~4/4868131"/&gt;</description><media:content url="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~5/http%3A%2F%2Fwww.archive.org%2Fdownload%2FCarlFuerstAngelsShare%2Fedimporved.mp3" fileSize="6458210" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>Hey... the latest episode of the Break Room Stories is ready to go. In this episode, Henry visits the narrator of a friend. I hope you enjoy, Carl</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Carl Fuerst</itunes:author><itunes:summary>Hey... the latest episode of the Break Room Stories is ready to go. In this episode, Henry visits the narrator of a friend. I hope you enjoy, Carl</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Stories,,Fiction,,Story,,Storytelling,,Short,Stories</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://breakroomstories.blogspot.com/2006/07/angels-share.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~5/http%3A%2F%2Fwww.archive.org%2Fdownload%2FCarlFuerstAngelsShare%2Fedimporved.mp3" length="6458210" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.archive.org/download/CarlFuerstAngelsShare/edimporved.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Perfect Meat, Perfect Fire, Perfect Beer: Act II</title><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~3/76651716/perfect-meat-perfect-fire-_114589741165151801.html</link><author>cfuerst@niu.edu (Carl Fuerst)</author><pubDate>Thu, 27 Apr 2006 12:53:07 -0500</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21068620.post-114589741165151801</guid><description>The second act of "Perfect Meat, Perfect Fire and Perfect Beer" is &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;FINALLY&lt;/span&gt; ready to be heard.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In this episode, we rejoin Henry and Jenny right where we left them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks to &lt;a href="http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&amp;friendID=13213330"&gt;Panty Lions&lt;/a&gt; for letting me use some of their music in this part of the story. They're a &lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;really&lt;/span&gt; cool band from Portland, and you should go to their myspace site and check out a couple of their tunes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'd also like to thank my neighbor Matt for setting up the site with its sharp new look.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic;"&gt;ALSO&lt;/span&gt;, if you sick of looking at the crappy pictures I draw, take a look at &lt;a href="http://www.plainlabelcomics.com/jenny"&gt;THESE&lt;/a&gt; pictures: they're bound to knock your socks off.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;In any case, I hope you enjoy the story.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks,&lt;br /&gt;Carl&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/57/9462/640/henryandjenny2.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/57/9462/400/henryandjenny2.0.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Henry and Jenny&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~4/76651716"/&gt;</description><media:content url="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~5/76651717/meatfirebeer2a.mp3" fileSize="10725075" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>The second act of "Perfect Meat, Perfect Fire and Perfect Beer" is FINALLY ready to be heard. In this episode, we rejoin Henry and Jenny right where we left them. Thanks to Panty Lions for letting me use some of their music in this part of the story. They</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Carl Fuerst</itunes:author><itunes:summary>The second act of "Perfect Meat, Perfect Fire and Perfect Beer" is FINALLY ready to be heard. In this episode, we rejoin Henry and Jenny right where we left them. Thanks to Panty Lions for letting me use some of their music in this part of the story. They're a really cool band from Portland, and you should go to their myspace site and check out a couple of their tunes. I'd also like to thank my neighbor Matt for setting up the site with its sharp new look. ALSO, if you sick of looking at the crappy pictures I draw, take a look at THESE pictures: they're bound to knock your socks off. In any case, I hope you enjoy the story. Thanks, Carl Henry and Jenny</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Stories,,Fiction,,Story,,Storytelling,,Short,Stories</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://breakroomstories.blogspot.com/2006/04/perfect-meat-perfect-fire-_114589741165151801.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~5/76651717/meatfirebeer2a.mp3" length="10725075" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.archive.org/download/Perfect_Meat_Perfect_Fire_and_Perfect_Beer_Act_II/meatfirebeer2a.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>We Dream of Our Dead Pets</title><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~3/76651718/we-dream-of-our-dead-pets.html</link><author>cfuerst@niu.edu (Carl Fuerst)</author><pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2006 03:39:25 -0600</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21068620.post-114051299642968332</guid><description>&lt;a href="http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/57/9462/640/petey.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="border: 1px solid rgb(0, 0, 0); margin: 2px;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/57/9462/400/petey.jpg" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We Dream of Our Dead Pets&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So, I've fixed the podcast, and, to celebrate, I've posted a new story. This one is breif, and it is also strange. It has nothing to do with the Break Room Stories, but, I don't think I'm the only one who sees this whole project headed that way.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I hope you enjoy it, and expect Act II of Perfect Meat, Perfect Fire, and Perfect Beer soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Always and always yours,&lt;br /&gt;Carl&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.archive.org/download/CarlFuerstWeDreamofOurDeadPets/wedreamofourdeadpets.mp3"&gt;MP3 File Link Here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~4/76651718"/&gt;</description><media:content url="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~5/76651719/wedreamofourdeadpets.mp3" fileSize="10620968" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle> We Dream of Our Dead Pets So, I've fixed the podcast, and, to celebrate, I've posted a new story. This one is breif, and it is also strange. It has nothing to do with the Break Room Stories, but, I don't think I'm the only one who sees this whole project</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Carl Fuerst</itunes:author><itunes:summary> We Dream of Our Dead Pets So, I've fixed the podcast, and, to celebrate, I've posted a new story. This one is breif, and it is also strange. It has nothing to do with the Break Room Stories, but, I don't think I'm the only one who sees this whole project headed that way. I hope you enjoy it, and expect Act II of Perfect Meat, Perfect Fire, and Perfect Beer soon. Always and always yours, Carl MP3 File Link Here</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Stories,,Fiction,,Story,,Storytelling,,Short,Stories</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://breakroomstories.blogspot.com/2006/02/we-dream-of-our-dead-pets.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~5/76651719/wedreamofourdeadpets.mp3" length="10620968" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.archive.org/download/CarlFuerstWeDreamofOurDeadPets/wedreamofourdeadpets.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title>Perfect Meat, Perfect Fire and Perfect Beer</title><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~3/76651720/perfect-meat-perfect-fire-and-perfect.html</link><author>cfuerst@niu.edu (Carl Fuerst)</author><pubDate>Wed, 22 Feb 2006 11:19:41 -0600</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21068620.post-113989496141460043</guid><description>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3199/2128/1600/randygroup.0.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/3199/2128/320/randygroup.0.jpg" alt="" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is the second installment in the Break Room Stories. In this story, Henry spends a summer working as a odd-jobber at Blackberry Lodge and Resort in Hayward, Wisconsin. Chaos insues.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Since this story is a little longer, it is going to be casted in one or two acts. This is the first act.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The story features music by the band Darkmoor; you can check them out at &lt;a href="http://www.darkmoormusic.com"&gt;www.darkmoormusic.com&lt;/a&gt; and you can even hear some of their songs at &lt;a href="http://myspace.com/darkmoor"&gt;myspace.com/darkmoor&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Carl.&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~4/76651720"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://breakroomstories.blogspot.com/2006/02/perfect-meat-perfect-fire-and-perfect.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Click Here To Listen To the First of the Break Room Stories</title><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~3/76651722/click-here-to-listen-to-first-of-break.html</link><author>cfuerst@niu.edu (Carl Fuerst)</author><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 22:11:51 -0600</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21068620.post-113747077232160364</guid><description>This is the first of the Break-Room stories to be launched onto the web. Please enjoy.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Yours,&lt;br /&gt;Carl&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~4/76651722"/&gt;</description><media:content url="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~5/76651723/breakroom1.mp3" fileSize="15044198" type="audio/mpeg" /><itunes:explicit>no</itunes:explicit><itunes:subtitle>This is the first of the Break-Room stories to be launched onto the web. Please enjoy. Yours, Carl</itunes:subtitle><itunes:author>Carl Fuerst</itunes:author><itunes:summary>This is the first of the Break-Room stories to be launched onto the web. Please enjoy. Yours, Carl</itunes:summary><itunes:keywords>Stories,,Fiction,,Story,,Storytelling,,Short,Stories</itunes:keywords><feedburner:origLink>http://breakroomstories.blogspot.com/2006/01/click-here-to-listen-to-first-of-break.html</feedburner:origLink><enclosure url="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~5/76651723/breakroom1.mp3" length="15044198" type="audio/mpeg" /><feedburner:origEnclosureLink>http://www.archive.org/download/CarlFuerstBreakRoomWhatHappenedToKate/breakroom1.mp3</feedburner:origEnclosureLink></item><item><title></title><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~3/76651724/hayward-wisconsin.html</link><author>cfuerst@niu.edu (Carl Fuerst)</author><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 16:53:49 -0600</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21068620.post-113745202952096565</guid><description>&lt;a href='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/57/9462/640/nerwp.jpg'&gt;&lt;img border='0' style='border:1px solid #000000; margin:2px' src='http://photos1.blogger.com/hello/57/9462/400/nerwp.jpg'&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hayward, Wisconsin&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~4/76651724"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://breakroomstories.blogspot.com/2006/01/hayward-wisconsin.html</feedburner:origLink></item><item><title>Break-Room Stories</title><link>http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~3/76651725/break-room-stories.html</link><author>cfuerst@niu.edu (Carl Fuerst)</author><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jan 2006 16:38:19 -0600</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21068620.post-113745109963128483</guid><description>The Break-Room stories are told, for the most part, by Henry Streator. Henry shows up at various and sometimes random places around the Mid-West. He's usually employed in some aspect of the service industry, where, due to his complete lack of innitiative, he usually sits in the break-room all day telling stories. His age, like his body and sometimes his philosophy, is subject to frequent changes, and, even though he hopes that you'll enjoy these stories, he'll tell them regardless. (He's a fantastic talker but a pretty miserable listener.)&lt;img src="http://feeds.feedburner.com/~r/BreakRoomStories/~4/76651725"/&gt;</description><feedburner:origLink>http://breakroomstories.blogspot.com/2006/01/break-room-stories.html</feedburner:origLink></item><copyright>Creative Commons</copyright><media:credit role="author">Carl Fuerst</media:credit><media:rating>nonadult</media:rating></channel></rss>
