BREAK THE CYCLE

IS THE PUSSY JUST A LITTLE... TOO GOOD?

2011-04-14T15:37:00.000-04:00

Is the L.A. Lakers going to win the 2011 NBA Championship? I know that’s what you’re thinking; I know this! Right? Of course… NOT! Hehe What you are thinking is what the fuck is this animated ass Negroidian specimen fussing about now right? Well, to answer that question, the title of this post or article is titled IS THE PUSSY JUST A LITTLE… TOO GOOD?

I chose that title because (1) I knew it would get your attention, (2) it sounds better than the opposite question (lol) and (3) the question sparks confusion, reserve and curiosity, which are all reactions I feed off of literally (this is writing, the point is to reach a reader).

Now, in asking the question, is the pussy just a little too good, I am really asking that all you men, including myself, consider the thought when in certain situations. What situations would call for a man to ask this question? Well… :)

For starters, just so we are clear, this is not a post necessarily about sex and I could care less about solving a Minute Man’s erectile dysfunction (lol). I am asking that men consider or reconsider their tendency or first thought to PUT THE PUSSY ON A HOT DAMN PEDESTAL!

Wait just a minute, dammit! Are you? Are you? Are you MISJUDGING ME with your eyes right now?! Bitch, fix your damn face (lol)! Oh, all right, I quit, now SHUT UP! lol I am just joking… I mean no harm, but in addressing this issue, please take my points serious and into consideration. Moving on, let me say that I mean no disrespect to anyone, woman or man, who is proud of her womanhood or their companions womanhood; I am not writing this to degrade or belittle women in any form or fashion, and I do not wish to exclude myself from being one who has had this issue in the past, but let us be real about things, at least for as long as this article reads (lol).

Putting vagina on a pedestal? How dare I say such a thing or make such a claim? Right? WRONG BITCH (Dave Chappelle voice lmao)!!! There are males out here in this weird ass world that treat women, sex and vagina as unattainable godly forces and, in turn, they make them all out to be something that is beyond sacred and untouchable. I can not speak for how these types of males think or believe, but they definitely seem to disregard the fact that a woman’s vagina is not an idol; it is merely a muscle; an ordinary good; nothing but something very plain and mediocre, and no greater (i.e. Godlier) than a males sexual organ (we are all human). The vagina is idolized and idealized by ignorant females themselves and by males who have obviously nothing else better to do other than ponder and wonder and fantasize about an organ that just gets looser, more shriveled and more dehydrated as the woman ages. Yes, the male sexual organ becomes aged, limp and more shriveled also, but what woman is running around putting WENIS PENIS on a pedestal? Not one! Even whores and bimbos do not make that mistake! So, I have no reason to address that issue, especially considering the fact that I AM NOT GAY (lmao)!!! To continue…

I know that I have the type of personality that affords me the will to NEVER put the pussy on a pedestal (at least never again lol), to NEVER think of it as this out of reach and beyond 'fantastic' ass thing, to NEVER build up its value so much so that I am inevitably taken a back by the reality of having sex or so called getting some pussy. I was once that person, but that was when I was a damn VIRGIN… I am now a HUNTING WHORE in these streets! hahaha #JustJOKING

Logic? I thought you would never ask! Yippy!!! Read closely: considering Relational Dynamics (click link), this pussy pedestal phenomenon would more than likely be a Stimulus-Response Relationship (click link), meaning that this phenomenon is a behavior that is taught and learned; it denotes the conditioning of social action as response to preceding actions of other individuals or environmental stimulation.

To certain males, women in general are either the prizes, themselves, or their 'pussy' is the prize and said prize is the stimulus, and the male, in his entirety, is the response. This type of male has given his concept of pussy or having sex with a woman so much value in his fantasy world that he has been rendered or has rendered himself useless, perverted and or delusional. He suffers from functional insanity, as do most people; he can only aspire to be unrealistic, which is just disappointing all together (lol).

Now, I know that it is human to be lustful, to revere and objectify, but it is not natural. It is the attraction of equal, yet opposing forces that abides by the rules of nature and for these males (and many females) to put pussy on a pedestal is self affronting and also self destructive. Putting the pussy on a pedestal only leads to females creating persona's they can not keep up with and males learning and adapting themselves to said persona's only to soon be exposed to the reality of who and what each individual female is at her core and then subsequently feeling disappointed. Why disappointed? Well, the male would be disappointed because said female or females had portrayed herself or themselves to be the WOMAN OF HIS DREAMS, literally, the fantasy that HE valued, only to eventually show him NOT that their own facade and persona wasn’t, isn’t and wont ever be necessary, but that his DREAM is just that, a damn dream!

85%?! Bitch I'm tired! Goodnight!

Albeit the fact that a woman’s vagina feels great, if not the greatest, when you (the male) penetrate, but at best, the most the woman has done and can or will do is get penetrated. There is a lot of pressure or hyping of a woman’s vagina or pussy game, meaning sexual skills and talents, etc, but what does a woman ACTUALLY do?

Lets say that she has no issues with maintaining the lubrication of her vagina and that she knows how to actually control her vaginal walls to where she can grip your penis while you two have sex, none of those factors change the fact that you being the male will be doing 80% (if not more) of the work. Whether it is to please her or yourself, you will still be exerting almost 100 times as much effort and energy than she ever will! Honestly and realistically, no woman is going to hop on top (or get into any other position where she can and should dominate) and grind, move, bounce or damn near dance on the dick for 30 plus minutes fucking the shit out of you (the male)! That is not going to happen! Also, no woman is going to then suck your dick for another 30 plus minutes, spitting, slobbing, slurping, licking, sucking and swallowing your juices! That for DAMN SURE is not going to happen! So… why the hype?! Why act like the woman is just going to do so much to you or for you that you cannot fathom the thought of either never talking to her, never having any kind of connection to her or never having sex with her?

The girl of my wet dreams isn't real? No! I'm not gonna cry. I'm not gonna... :-(

DUDE? Bra?! lol Why are you just sitting there/standing there looking fucking stupid?! LMAO Do you wanna know something? Let me fill yell dumbasses in on something; as far as sex goes, the best FUCK that you will more than likely have in your lives will most likely be A FAT ASS CHICK or a SKINNY ASS CHICK! FAT GIRLS, CHUBBY GIRLS or EXTREMELY THICK GIRLS and SKINNY GIRLS (all with hour glass shapes of course) are…

(1) they are surprisingly NEVER LAZY IN BED or EXTREMELY ENERGETIC; these big girls and skinny girls will fuck you with the same intensity and passion that they eat whole buckets of KFC or CHURCHES CHICKEN or RUN TRACK! #RealTalk

(2) they FUCK YOU BACK! As good and hard as you can, do or want to throw the dick up in her, she will launch her pussy BACK at you ass! They have no inhibitions and they are not timid, shy, or reluctant to show you just how much they like you, want you and want you to enjoy what they have to offer! You can literally mangle they shit! Ha-ha #RealTalk

(3) they are so got damn WET, JUICY, and WARM down there! Smh! Let a fat ass chick or a skinny ass chick ride you; Hurricane Katrina ain’t got shit on either one of them!

(4) they make sure and let you KNOW that you are hitting their spots! Fuck all that sensitive ass moaning and squealing all the time, fat girls and skinny girls will literally TALK to YOU! Direct you and all! AND… to top it all off, they want you to make sure you get yours FIRST! FIRST?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! I LOVE FAT/SKINNY GIRLS!!!! :-P #RealTalk

Skinny girl with a DONK! lol Can you do it like her?!

(5) and lastly, they are willing and ready to do whatever the hell you say as long as you are sincerely nice to them. Notice I said SINCERELY! You give them some good dick and they will clean up your entire apartment, cook all 3 meals everyday, wash your stinking ass clothes BY HAND (not really, but they seem like they would lol) and they are always ready to bend that ass over or get on them knees at the drop of a hat! Literally, drop your hat and watch what your big girl or skinny girl does! If she is big and you are strong enough (which I am), she will let you ram her against the wall anywhere, at any damn time! If she is skinny, she will let you fuck her in damn near in place, at any time, in any position, etc. Skinny girls act like they damn near want you to rape them! Smh! I am just saying, they get rough with theirs! Hahah

Now, just to be clear, I love ALL WOMEN just like the next man. I even have love for the lesbians, dikes and studs - a few studs have even told me that I was pretty, made me blush (lmao), I just wish they would have let me fuck (convert), but oh well (lol). I even was close to dating a lesbian/bisexual chick (I am still not over her completely with her gorgeous, little light skinned, slim, big booty having self). Anyway (lol), let me also say that I have to admit that if I live my later years asexual and alone I will surely be insecure or damn near depressed; lacking intimacy or a bond with a companion or at least a main fuck buddy is not my preference. NO ONE ACTUALLY LIKES DROUGHT - I am just saying (lmao) - but please believe that a woman has not, can not and wont ever make or break me. My sanity is purely based in what I value, and yes, I value women and what they have to offer/deserve, but not more than I value my damn self! I don’t need a woman, I just know I need to have a woman in order to receive and share what I want from and with a woman.

At the end of the day, please, ladies and gentlemen, STOP PUTTING THE PUSSY ON THAT DAMN PEDESTAL! It is working against us! Why? Well for all the reasons above ass wipe! Lmao And please, let us keep it all the way 100%, too many of us males try to deny ever putting women or having sex or just the pussy, in general, on a pedestal. In society, women ARE on that pedestal, but for a lot more harmful reasoning than positive merit. In any case, by not admitting that in the past, you have or that you currently put women, sex and or pussy on a pedestal, you can only remain psychologically and emotionally damaged.

Dr. King? Yes! This is what you died for!

You wont ever be comfortable with reality; with the facts of the matter; with who and what a woman and a man is and has the potential to be, whether it be independently or throughout their friendships and companionship's. Why? Because the DREAM WORLD is what’s real to you, you will forever perceive the REAL WORLD as near death and who REALLY wants to die? No one! EXACTLY!

An even bigger mistake than denying putting pussy on a pedestal is for you (the male) to portray some active pseudo-disinterest in or nonchalant attitude toward women. Why? Because that is not an honorable gesture and at the end of the day it isn't going to change the dynamics of what it means to date; it has no effect on the root of the issue, that being putting pussy on a pedestal in the first place. It is not the woman’s fault for BEING put on a pedestal unless she promotes the concept and assumes the position ungratefully so, but in order to resolve this issue, initially, the woman will have to step down from said pedestal.

The woman in our society represents the socially leveraged and sexploited and the powers to which they owe their status. Men, even in success and business, are subject to vying for a woman’s approval, acceptance and or validation; there is no successful man that is perceived as socially leveraged and sexploited unless his name and brand is attached to a woman or women in general (i.e. heart throbs and groupies or power players and models/popular socialites, etc). Only women can make or break a man without employing or even holding any tangible qualifications, having no reliable source of substantial income, owning no property or established enterprise, ultimately bringing nothing to the table other than her mouth to feed; this is the paradigm of relation that must be shifted!

I may have lost many of my readers by this paragraphs beginning (lol), but if you are still reading (smile), I will say this, to you men, please, understand that men and women, in modern times, are permanently engaged in battle. What is this battle? This battle is THE POWER STRUGGLE! Yes, that is right, the Power Struggle. Also, understand that you being the man, in these modern times, you must think to WIN the initial power struggles between you and the woman you are in pursuit of or are already committed to. How? By being truly independent and equal in status considering her social advantage (leverage) and sexploitation powers; only then will you be afforded a level playing field and equal opportunity.

Remember, the objective is not for the woman to put or keep you on a pedestal necessarily, but they'll be putting you on a pedestal after they experience time with you and that's how it's supposed to be. LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD! Give women the room to be attracted to you. Their biology speaks louder than (and overrules) any level of social development (despite the pressure to be on the pedestal). It's up to you now to know and live the truth of relational and sexual dynamics instead of believing in porn videos.

Follow the directions and do not ignore the signs, please?! Thanks!

TOP 8 SECRETS to a MANS HEART

2011-04-04T13:55:00.000-04:00

THE #1 SECRET TO A MAN'S HEART: Being ADORABLE!

I love you! I love you more! Oh Jerry! Oh Becky! Awe... lol

You do not have to be extremely feminine; there is no need for the whole damsel in distress act (annoying as hell)! Please, just be adorable. Being adorable means to be cute (kodak moments lol), not because you are trying to be cute (catering or patronizing), but because the majority of the time the majority of the things you think, do or say are seemingly sincerely honorable or innocent. An example of being adorable would be when you're simply appreciating the man you are with (however you do so) or just by saying good morning with a REAL smile on your face. What man, what woman, what HUMAN wants to wake up to their companion being rude and making that ''your breathe has been stinking for the last 10 years'' facial expression (lmao)? Exactly! NO DAMN BODY!


Her: For 1, you aint shit, for 2, you broke! Him: Oowee! She wants me to go Farrakhan on her huh?

THE WHAT THE F#@% MOMENT: Warning Sign!

If you are a woman who consistently makes use of the phrases *child please*, *boy bye*, *aduh*, *yup*, *mmhmm* or *whatever*, please, expect to be perceived as a bitch and a mean ass bitch at that! There is nothing adorable or inspiring about a woman who is always on the defensive end; so ready to hurt the man she is with, only to regret it later. It is the simple things that matter most and being an annoying bitch will surely keep you alone. But I know what some of you may be thinking right now...

I dont need a MAN; I have FACEBOOK & TWITTER! Whos up?! Anyone?

Im up! Holla at me little facebook shorty! I can get you all the way right!

THE #2 SECRET TO A MAN'S HEART: Please... HAVE A BRAIN!

Happy couple! Key word is HAPPY!

If the man you're with feels as though he can come to you (or otherwise) and talk to you about anything, anything that is going on or that he has concern about, etc, without you anxiously, proudly offering him meaningless gossip or without you giving him the most trivial ass suggestions (or worse, some ole stupid, ole dumb ass feedback lol) he will always (and I do mean ALWAYS) come to you and tell you EVERYTHING! He will tell you things that dudes don't even tell their boys or best of friends! He doesn't care whether or not you actually hear him (listen for the point of the story and not for the eventful details) or whether or not you are on his side (don't choose a side at all, be objective), that's for girls (women vent more than men do). All the man really wants and cares to know is whether or not you actually COMPREHEND his position in said situation and/or his train of thought (do you know him). There is no man out there, anywhere, that can, would or will take a dumb ass b!%@# serious!AND YOU KNOW THISSSSSSSS... MAN!!! lol

Actual contestant and actual answer chosen! Smh. lmao

THE WHAT THE F#@% MOMENT: Warning Sign!

Dont do it! DO NOT DO IT! LOL Dont be the woman that OVER DOES IT!

Yes, he likes you and yes, he does see a future with you, but DAMN (!), do you really think that being in-love so quick, so fast will resolve the communication problems you have with the man you are with? Yea, well, they wont! It is understandable that when you allow someone the opportunity to become close to you and when you allow yourself to become close to that someone that naturally strong feelings will emerge, but ladies, calm the f#@% DOWN! It is not everyday that a man meets a woman that he gets and gets along with and vice versa, but dont jump the gun; jumping the gun can lead to even more communication issues.

Granted, the picture I chose to illustrate this point is pretty graphic and totally ridiculous (lmao), but the fact remains. Now that the man you are with feels as though he can come to you and tell you anything and everything, and you now feel that you can come to him and do the same, build upon that foundation. Trying to force it into something neither one of you are ready for only defeats the purpose of letting him in in the first place! Agreed?

THE #3 SECRET TO A MAN'S HEART: Make it COUNT!

Make your time with the man you're with COUNT!

Honestly, do you really think or believe that men give a f#@% about how bad (physically beautiful) you are or can be all 24 hrs of the day?! HELL NO! Firstly, we do not have the time and secondly, you are not the only or the last woman on earth! WAKE UP! This isn't a day dream! Do you know what us men care bout?! We care about you women shutting the hell up, leaving all of your work and/or school problems at the door and just RELAXING! Taking things easy as they say. Making sure we are taking the time to just chill like we used to chill before we got on this whole *but you ain't going nowhere* attitude bullshit! Can we smile today? Can we smile tomorrow too? Seriously, let's just smile, laugh, reminisce and remember why we even liked each other in the first place! Then, when all of that is done, let us proceed to the bedroom - this is when NIAGRA all over this VIAGRA, do you follow me (he he)?!

THE WHAT THE F#@% MOMENT: Warning Sign!

If the sex stops, the affection will stop and if the affection stops, there will be awkward moments and 9 times out of 10 that means that you just ran your boyfriend away to another woman! Keep in mind that this does not apply considering your man is secretly a homosexual male...

No offense to you gay mufuckas (lol), but a lot of you dudes fuck shit up for us straight mufuckas (lmao)!

Women! Make sure your dude does not have a profile on this site! lol

And for all you rude gyals! lol If you are the stuck up type of woman, this is a must watch!

THE #4 SECRET TO A MAN'S HEART: Be REALISTIC!!

We are indeed men, but we are obviously still human! We have emotions too and even though you all seem to love to think that we're just ATM machines with dildos attached (wow lol), we actually ARE NOT ROBOTS (lol)! The thing is this: women and men are never on the same part of the cycle (emotional, psychological, spiritual, etc) at the same time. For example, when you're mad, I am happy; when I'm sick, you feel great and when you want a damn cat? DAMMIT I DON'T! Get the point (lol)?

If you are feeling strong about something, anything, please, do us both a favor and just wait until we are BOTH... NOT so emotional! When we are calm and collected we can BOTH take the time to BOTH be REALISTIC (prioritize)!!! You do want to have a cooperative relationship between you and I right?

THE WHAT THE F#@% MOMENT: Warning Sign!

This biggidy bullshit (above lol) is for damn sure not what the hell I mean by being REALISTIC or cooperative, AT ALL! LMMFAO! To get along, you, the woman, and the man you are with does not have to lose yourselves in the interest of the other, or seemingly become one another or vice versa. Just like this odd ass picture (!), that is not being REALISTIC!

The key to getting along or having a cooperative relationship is having a cooperative effort and actually caring to get along with one another daily, weekly, monthly, annually, etc. You being the woman can assume that it is perfectly fine to be interested in the more typically female things to do, etc, and the man youre with can assume that it is perfectly fine to be interested in the more typically masculine things to do, etc, but damn near switching gender roles isnt necessary (lol) and wouldnt accomplish anything any damn way!

THE #5 SECRET TO A MAN'S HEART: Make us MATTER MOST!

The worse thing women/men want or think to do is to make their companion seemingly their only. Yes, it is important to refrain from being unfaithful and to maintain exclusivity, but to make your spouse your ONLY? That is not REALISTIC! We SHOULD all have more than one (1) confidant, more than one (1) best friend, etc. It is not wise, nor is it necessary to cut ones self off from the rest of the world and lose ones identity in identifying themselves totally within and never without their relationship. Foundation is key for the benefit of focus and commitment, but we all need outlets and the extensions of who we are serve as such outlets.

Let us also ACCEPT the FACT that there's other people in this world. If we decide to break off our relationship, we can and will always find new love (literally)! To continue, what is important is that we MATTER MOST to one another. If we MATTER MOST to one another, then we are one another's BEST; we CHOOSE each other over any and all possible options (imaginary or otherwise lol); we value our commitment (sense of accountability)! Please people, remember that relationship, whether friendship or companionship, can never be about ultimatum; any and all relationships take patience and empathy, so at the core our relationships must be about who and what's actually important! Agreed? And for those of you who do not agree, I am sure you do not want to end up like this...

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THE WHAT THE F#@% MOMENT: Warning Sign!

Most people will say you just have to go with the flow and on some level that is arguable, but the thing about going with the flow or that *if it happens it happens cap'n* crap'n (lol) is that the person always seemingly finds inspiration for things to go south like birds for the winter (lmao). Y'all kick it, get along, go out and enjoy one another, even when you two do nothing you still have the best time (i.e. a chick, as most chicks do, told me just 3 days ago that she always has fun with me, even when we do not a damn thang), but the person all of a sudden ends up never making time or preoccupies themselves to the point of being ridiculously busy! Busy doing what exactly? NOT A GOT DAMN THANG!!! Then here comes a month or so's time and said person has not been around or in consistent contact, but then they get to asking either why nothing ever happened between you two or where you been or even more insulting they ask SO WHEN AM I GOING TO GET TO SEE YOU (as if you are the problem)! lol

THE #6 SECRET TO A MAN'S HEART: Please ladies, be WILLING!

A lot of the time you ladies can be so close to happiness...

...and not even know it!

No matter what the man you're with does for you, it is just that, HE DID IT for you! No matter what you do for him, it is just that, YOU DID IT for him! Both of those gestures may be sweet or seemingly necessary, but know that they are totally selfish (versus selfless). How? Why? They are selfish because both gestures consider what YOU (yourself or himself) think the other may need or should desire, be gratified by or show appreciation for, etc. Giving is honorable, but it is selfish and can never be a selfless act! To be selfless is to be without will or to will nothing; inquiring (questioning) and offering (being open to sharing) are selfless acts.

Now, in many ways doing for one another is needed and invited and can actually be a great thing, a seemingly selfless and inspiring thing, but more often than not it results in creating expectations, if not more expectations. That will and does make things about YOU vs HIM and how you or he are supposed to feel about what you two THINK you two have done or do for one another and it isn't supposed to be about that. It is supposed to be about what you both are doing FOR THE RELATIONSHIP (define the goal of the relationship and work toward that goal)!

Now, of course, you two are individuals so it would be ignorant to disregard the fact that both of you have got individual talents and passions, but in the end it is supposed to be the two of you, right? If so, all things considered, please, the two of you must START, STAY and KEEP THINGS THERE!

THE WHAT THE F#@% MOMENT: Warning Sign!

For a lot of people, something as seemingly extreme as infidelity is the first sign of them being with a totally self consumed individual! Also, for a lot of people, infidelity is not ENOUGH of a sign to end a relationship; people so called try to work things out! Well... these are there stories! HAHAHAHA

HOW IT STARTS:

HOW IT ENDS:

THE #7 SECRET TO A MAN'S HEART: LESS IS MORE!

This is a bit harder to explain, so I will use examples to illustrate the point (lol).

Example A: Ladies, if you have a problem, please, just shut the hell up and SOLVE IT (lol)! Seriously, you are not helpless and what does or could CRYING about things help anyway?! Anything? No? NO! EXACTLY!

Example B: Baby? Please! Spilled milk is spilled milk; notice that the man is already upset and disappointed IN HIMSELF because he fucked up. Let us say that I am the man youre with, it would be obvious that in this moment, we BOTH know that I don't need you in my damn ear any more than you need my foot upside your head (I am not a woman beater, but damn lol)!

Example C: Knock knock! Who's there? BITCH IT'S SANITY (lol)! Where's the beautifully confident woman I fell in-like/in-lust/in-love with? Seriously ladies, TRUST YOURSELF! Trust that you have chosen the right MAN! I've BEEN doing right by you and we both know that I plan on sticking to OUR PLAN, so, all things considered (including logic I hope lol), why would I suddenly sabotage our future together? Why would I fuck up my own shit?! Remember? Remember when I said BE REALISTIC? Apparently you missed that key bit of advice (smh lol).

Also, those little voices in your ear that you love to listen to, you know, Doubtkeisha Brown and her cousin Idon'tknowgirlontavia Jenkins? Yes, those hoes! QUIT LISTENING TO THEM! Listen to your mind, body (heart) and soul; understand that I am human too. I am not TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE to you, nor am I TOO BAD TO BE GOOD to you! GIVE US A CHANCE!

Example C: I'm not YOUR MAN I'm THE MAN YOUR WITH, okay? You can't, don't and won't ever own me; unlike some males (notice I didn't say men), I am not a damn dog!

ACT LIKE YOU HEARD BETTER!

Use your brain (remember?); you have to treat me like a MAN in order to be taken serious and seen as a WOMAN (then treated as a woman of course). Surely that makes sense...

Example D: FUCK WHOEVER IS AROUND, be yourself; be CONSISTENT! I am not trying to go through the biggidy bullshit today, tomorrow or EVER! Say what? Man...

Example E: WATCH YOUR DAMN MOUTH! Pay attention ladies: your man actually knows more about you than you know about him. Why? Sure, I'll tell you why. Come close; closer; no closer; woman put your damn ear on my lips, shit! Yes, make contact. I know my lips are wet, I licked them goofy (aduh lol). Now, the reason why is because you are always too too busy talking instead of lending your ears! Save yourself the embarrassment and please, don't make him go APE SHIT and let you have it D.L. Hughley style. You will only end up getting your feelings hurt! Relationship is not about fool ass games, so the tug of war and battleship shit, please, give it up! GROW UP!

Read his lips! lol

Example F: All of the cosmetics are irrelevant as hell UNLESS there is some special occasion that's going to result in filling our pockets with money or impressing people we do business with, other than THAT, they don't matter. You can quit waking up before me just to do your hair and put make up on as if you have to actually try to make me BELIEVE that you are the most beautiful woman in the world.

BITCH I ALREADY KNOW YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD!

I like you and love you and I will ALWAYS KNOW that you are the most beautiful woman in the world; why else am I still eating your cooking, falling asleep in your NIAGRA (lol) and doing things to help us better us? Calm your happy ass down! That insecure shit is annoying and self destructive; we all make mistakes and live with some sense of regret, but you and I are perfect for one another. Stop worrying and wondering what I am thinking about and just talk to me. Quit acting like you don't know that before I punch you in your collar bone stupid (rotf kml lmmfao)!

Example G: Love... I want to be with who I met, not with who you think you are in competition with! YOU'RE paying these nothing ass females more attention than I am and if you keep trying to 1-Up those females you are going to make yourself just like them or a watered down version of them! Trust and believe that I will not stick around to witness that transformation; we are talking about my sanity here, alright (Urkle voice lol)?! If you want to be as those females then it would make more sense for me to simply leave you and get with the females you have chosen to emulate, impersonate, swagger jack, etc! I mean seriously! That's the message you are sending the man you are with... think about it...

Baby? I dont want a Barbie, that Barbie shit is OLD!

The W.T.F. Moment: Pay Attention

THE #8 SECRET TO A MAN'S HEART: KEEP IT 100%

FINALLY... Don't think to, worry about, nor try to keep IT REAL, just keep it 100%! Keeping it real is just doing YOU, whether anyone cares or not. You must live in a world all your own in order to keep it REAL and doing so does and will lead to your lonesomeness. Now, keeping it 100% is to THINK, BE, DO and INVITE THE BEST in and of yourself and others. It shows that you care about the QUALITY (100% remember?) in and of life. What is REAL solely depends on condition (perspective/experience) and condition changes all the time; we all are not the same person and we do not all employ the same thought process so what is REAL to you may or may not be REAL to someone else, even those closest to you (i.e. your companion). The only thing any and all people can do is their best and that, my friend, is called keeping it 100%!

The W.T.F. Moment: Pay Attention

LYING ASS & FAKE ASS WOMEN! Enough said...

10 Women That Make Men Say FUCK IT!

2011-03-26T18:16:00.001-04:00

Are you a woman who wonders if you are the type of woman that pushes men away or are the type of woman that runs away from good men? Do you even care? Well considering that you are reading this, and the fact that you took the time to visit this here article/post, it is evident that at the very least you interested in what I have to say about the topic. That is more than enough for me to love you at this point (lol)! With that said, read thoroughly and let it all sink in; here are the TOP 10 WOMEN THAT MAKE MEN SAY “FUCK IT!” - these are their stories (Law & Order sound lol)!

01. LITTLE MS. NEEDY:

Classic Quotes: “Where you at? Are you coming back? Are you close? Are you/we still (mentions whatever has already been discussed and agreed upon as if she has reason to be confused)? Why don’t you want a relationship? Why don’t you want a relationship with me?”, she calls back repetitively and sends you unnecessary 9-1-1 text messages.

RESUME: Cries after the first date, talks about future plans on a blind date, falls in love from a kiss on the cheek, shares too much info about her pet that just died and she wants to move, have kids and get married by a certain deadline.

To all you Little Ms. Needy women out there, you will end up “having to” call/text your man at least 10+ times before he actually responds to you. Why? Because you have made yourself the nuisance of the millennium.

Its okay Nicki bay! You just be getting on my nerves sometimes! We good though! :P

His intentional delay in response time and your unnecessary, excessive attempts to contact him are both WARNING SIGNS (yes, for both of you). If he has become inclined to not even bother to take the 10 seconds it takes to reply to your text message or answer your initial calls (first 2) to at the very least say he’ll call/talk to you later on or something, 9 times out of 10 you are 89% irrelevant and that is irrelevant as hell right now (lol). Also, YOU and anyone else who calls someone they are involved with or simply knows 10+ times in a row for a non-emergency, YOU and those other Little Ms. Needy’s most definitely have issues.

02. DIVA: SELF-CENTERED & PROUD

Classic Quotes: “You lost your job? Damn bay... but how the hell are you going to help/take care of me now?” and “I miss you too bay and I want to see you too bay, but where you taking me? Oh you just wanted to chill bay? Well let me call you later.”

RESUME: Usually comes around with food and offers nothing, considers the kid she had with a man with money “hers” and/or her kid with a man who is trying or a total dead beat “leverage” (either way, she will be sure to involve the courts).

To all you Diva women out there, you will end up noticing that he never initiates any form of date night. It is true that some men are not as creative/romantic as others, but if ya man never even bothers (!) or never says anything similar to, “Hey love, I missed you today. Can I see you tonight” or “What’s your day looking like? I’m trying to see you” then realize that he’s not MAKING TIME for YOU in HIS life. At this point, he could care less if you are spinning him like a top with all of your curve balls and if you are inviting yourself to his schedule, understand that you just pushed him away even further.

03. ROUGH & TOUGH

Classic Quotes: “Motherfucker who you: think you are? think you are talking to? looking at?”…and all that shit that Dee-Bo or Charlamagne The God talks (those are men, but yes, I am still talking about women).

RESUME: Feels it necessary to embarrass you anywhere at any time for any reason – even in the presence of your peers, coworkers (especially superiors), friends and family. Ironically, this type of woman would never talk this much shit to another woman - a woman can simply knock her ass out without repercussion/guilt.

To all you Rough and Tough women out there, you will end up getting your feelings CRUSHED! I call such moments ETHER. One day will come when you are with a man and things may be on the rocks, and it may be due to both of your lacking of effort, but you will feel as though it is either mostly your fault or that you can fix it. Either way, whatever “GRAND SCHEME” or “GRAND STAND” you plan will indeed fall flat.

Am I? Yup! I am salty as hell right now!
WHERE IS HE?!!!

In this scenario you will have decided to make a major gesture (so unlike what you have subjected him to) in hopes of showing him that he should have no doubts about the quality and meaningfulness of the relationship. You will probably carefully plan an evening that consists of all of his favorite things to do and things to eat, watch etc. You may even treat him to a night of passionate and catering sex and free time to himself or to go out and hang with his closes associates. You have thought to have given him all of the things he loves (including you) and all of that shit will be quietly received with more indifference or negative attitude than with gratitude. You will get a “Yea, it was alright, I appreciate it though...” or a “Thanks, but we gotta talk...” instead of the heartfelt “I love you baby; I truly do love you. You made me so happy, for us and our future together. Thanks babe, this means everything to me...” that you’d wished for.

04. CRAZY ASS SLORE

Classic Quotes: “Who the hell is Tyrabanksshoweishalontayvanondrianica Mary Claxton and why did she post “Hey! Thanks for accepting my request new friend! :P” on your FaceBook wall at 5:55 in the damn morning?! Well?! Who is THAT bitch?!”

RESUME: She actually watched Tyrabanksshoweishalontayvanondrianica Mary Claxton while she posted those words on your facebook wall because (unbeknownst to you and prior to you and your new friend ever even being in contact at all, mind you you have JUST been made aware of her existence) your girlfriend had already stalked, harassed and STAKED OUT HER APT!

To all you Crazy Ass SLORES out there, in the end, his phone will become way more interesting than you. It will be that no matter what you say or do, you are and will never be more interesting than juvenile or convenient text messages from whoever (his boys, social network notifications, work emails or sexually frustrated bitches who nag, but got big ass titties and juicy asses so he has considered fucking them as soon as you two break it off). You may begin to think like damn, is he really not that into you? The fact of the matter is that you have nagged and nagged and nagged so much so that he has blocked out your entire existence. Interacting with you has become a motion, something he can do without thinking about it, like walking or seeing, etc. I am pretty sure there’s an app for this though, something called “Remember Her? Yea, Well, SHE IS STILL RIGHT THERE! Yea (lmao)”.

The worst part about this situation will be when you notice how he’s always too too busy to answer your calls or respond to your text messages, but whenever you two are with one another his phone is his PRIORITY. Awe, that is so sad. Poor slore… :-)

He will never get it. Ugh!

05. GREEDY ASSHOLE or INCONSIDERATE BASTARD

Classic Quote: “Damn boo! I know these are not the Jimmy Chu heels that I wanted? Awe thank you baby! I love... Wait... Um... Oh okay, I see... see baby, you should know that the color of my contacts of choice are Mahogany. I can never wear these heels baby! Okay? I know they are my favorite color (black), but they just... don’t... do it for me love, that's all. Nice try though! Maybe next time babe.”

RESUME: She will sell YOUR soul if it means that she gets a designer bag and 101 new pairs of shoes made out of the 101 Dalmatians or any and everything you do, say and think is just not up to par, EVER!!!

To all you Greedy Assholes or Inconsiderate BASTARD ass women out there, do not complain or inquire about anything when he never goes out of his way to do anything for you, again or ever. He practically broke his back trying to get you “something great” that he knew you would love, but your hamster brain ass offered dismissal of the gift and the effort and to make it worse, you were hard pressed to scoot your little punk ass all the way over to the other side of the couch/bed/room/etc just cause. Can a motherfucker get some damn RECIPROCATION out this bitch? Sheesh (haha)!

06. BARBIE: DENSE

Classic Quote: “Hey boo, I missed you these past 21 days boo! Did you miss me too? Seems like 21 days since we talked; doesn’t it boo?! Doesn’t it feel like that?!” or “Hi!” <-- You respond to the hi with hey, hello or whats up and she never replies back and that is the last time you two talk AT ALL in a week.

RESUME: Dumb as fuck!

To all you dense Barbies out there, you do not even realize that you know very little about his life outside of you or how you treat him. Ironically, you EXPECT to have met his entire family, his most important exes and his best friend from 2nd grade, even though you wouldn’t even be able to tell any one of those people where he and his boys kick it or what kind of relationship he has with his co-workers/boss or even where he works, let alone his middle name or zodiac sign.

If it begins to feel as though you’re some kind of secret in his life it is because YOUR DUMB ASS IS A SECRET! Consider yourself in-house pussy or emergency pussy - nothing more. Are you not aware of the fact that he bounces asap as soon as the sex-capades stop? After you two have finished butt naked wrestling, he’s always headed out and dipping off in his car (or has timed it perfectly to where his bus will be arriving shortly) back to some house you’ve never seen the inside of and do not know if it is even where he resides. Signs? Maybe?

Never forget that when we (anyone) are becoming an important part of someones life, at some point, we would be gradually introduced to the other important parts of that someones life.

Wouldn’t shut up long enough to see the semi approaching!

07. MADAM T.M.D.I. (too much damn information and too much dramatic information)

Classic Quote: “Why did she say that Jeremy and Christopher were upset? I was like, how do you know? You know? And then she got all mad at me for speaking my mind, isn’t that crazy?! People right?!” or “Baby?! Come here! Just come here, dang, ugh. Look at this 10 second video on YouTube of a babies facial expression... isn’t this a crucial reason to expect you to respond to my every beckoned call? I know right?!”

RESUME: She has no fucking idea of when to just sit her ass back and shut the hell up; no damn clue of when to end a story; can’t take a hint for shit; thinks that most times she’s being laughed with and NOT laughed at.

To all you Madam T.M.D.I.’s out there, just simply make some real friends, apply yourself and your job and excel and secure some promotions and come home and eat and lay down or watch television and just... please... SHUT... THEE FUCK... UP!!!! Damn... (shaking my head).

08. LADY UNFAITHFUL

Classic Quote: “But... but... BUT YOU WEREN’T THERE WHEN I NEEDED YOU!”

RESUME: Will fuck your best friend, has fucked your best friend (in your bed), is fucking your best friend (in your bed right now) and they have ANOTHER BABY on the way. Oh! What? You thought that baby was yours?! HAHAHAHAHA Please!

To all you Lady Unfaithful's out there, no one owes you anything and you should not and can not honestly expect (1) any man to care to believe that you cheating on him is his problem and (2) that your actions and self-righteous attitude is valid and deserves his vindication. YOU COULD NEVER BE SERIOUS or taken seriously, EVER!

Man: I came over for this? Woman: Why am I playing?

09. MARY PRUDENCE

Classic Quote: “I am a virgin and I want to wait until marriage...” or “I am conveniently vowing to act as if there is a such thing as RE-VIRGINITY and I am determined to REFUSE SEX, but only from guys that are nice enough to honor celibacy with respect. Now, if a handsome chunk of man meat comes along or from my past, only then will I allow him to penetrate all of my orifices and digest every fluid his body releases. It will only be a one time thing though; I have to keep up my facade of course.”

RESUME: All of her problems with men stem from men and their problems.

To all you Mary Prudence types, BITCH PLEASE! And if you are indeed a virgin and you intend on saving your self for so called Holy Moley Matrimony then why the hell do you continue to put yourself in tempting situations? You have no experience with the act of sex, yet you sure do exhibit a well rehearsed and prepared method of teasing a man to the point of no return. Horrible things can happen in those types of scenarios and if you are definitely a virgin you will regret showcasing that deviant character and naivety.

Quit being fast young girls!

Bitch? Those are ones! Cut it out!

10. OLE TRIFLING BITCH & GOLD DIGGER

Classic Quote: “Hell no! I am not letting you cum in me anymore until you can make some more fucking money! I have 12 and a half kids, 2 ex-con babies fathers to send commissary to and all these fucking bills? I have 3 jobs? Yea, so? I inherited billions? Johnny... WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH YOU AND I SIR?” or Ms. Andraya M. Howard - she is the epitome of what it is to be a trifling ass bitch. Maybe now she has changed and if so, good for her and especially her son, but considering her history, she is definitely a prime example to use as emphasis of my point. Here is her story:

Various online gossip sources - “While video model Draya Michele (real name: Andraya M. Howard) was out partying and hitting up basketball games with Chris Brown, apparently her 7-year-old son was at home ALONE eating microwave dinners in a filthy apartment. Fast forward to almost one year later, and now Draya has been arrested on a charge of endangering the welfare of the child, and not only that, but the government took the child away from her (FINALLY)!”

Full story: “A 7-year-old Wyomissing, PA boy was coming home from school to an empty apartment and spending nights alone while his mother worked in Philadelphia, borough police said Friday. The boy told police that he would get off the bus most days and wait for someone to leave or enter the gated parking garage under the apartment complex in the 100 block of North Park Road so he could get into the building, police said. His mother, Andraya M. Howard, 25, would leave the apartment door unlocked and microwave dinners in the freezer for him, they said.”
“Police arrested Howard at the apartment Thursday night on a charge of endangering the welfare of a child. She remained free on $25,000 bail after arraignment before District Judge Ann L. Young in Reading Central Court.”

“According to court records: A policeman found the boy alone in a disheveled apartment on Dec. 16 about 2 a.m. after the boy called 9-1-1 and told dispatchers he was home alone. He told Patrolman Kevin M. Quinter that he called his mother’s cell phone about 20 times to find out where she was. He last spoke to her when he called her after getting off the bus. She said she was at a tanning salon and would be home soon (looking ass bitch).”

“The apartment looked like it had been ransacked, with women’s undergarments scattered throughout the living room. A small dog was in a cage, and dog feces and dog urine were in several places in the apartment. While Quinter talked to the boy, the youth got a TV dinner from the freezer, stood on the counter and put it into the microwave.”
“Police called the boy’s grandmother, who took him home. She said she had been watching her grandson while Howard went to her job overnight in Philadelphia, but she had not been baby-sitting the boy for a few months. Howard, who said she worked as a model, returned home about 8:45 a.m. and police told her that her son was in the care of the county Children and Youth Services while they investigated.”

“Police did not know the status of the child Friday. They charged Howard on Dec. 30, but did not immediately arrest her because she agreed to surrender to sheriff’s deputies. When she didn’t, police went to the apartment and arrested her.”

RESUME : Call her Wonderless Woman because it is no secret that she is obviously a combination of all the other women listed herein:

Little Ms. Needy

Diva: Self-Centered & Proud

Rough & Tough

Crazy Ass SLORE

Greedy Asshole or Inconsiderate BASTARD

Barbie: Dense

Madam T.M.D.I.

(too much damn information and too much dramatic information)

Lady Unfaithful
Mary Prudence

Ole Trifling Bitch & Gold Digger

To all you Ole Trifling Ass Bitches, again, BITCH... PLEASE!

This post is directed to all those and all that applies; feel however you like; judge however you need to; but if nothing else, COMMENT!!!!! Link below and thanks for reading.

African American or NIGGER

2011-03-24T20:25:00.000-04:00

''Don't you dare address me as, refer to me as or identify me as an African American. It is a bogus term!'' -- TMOT

According to TMOT (see above video), African American is a bogus term that is just as offensive or degrading as the term Nigger in reference to so called Black people. In my opinion, any conscious human being would have to agree; it is the only logical, sensible choice to make.

To begin with, Africa, as we all should know, is a continent, a continent which employs no governing body as a continent and therefore offers no continental citizenship. A continental citizenship would only be possible in the United States of Africa - the United States of Africa does not exist, agreed? Agreed (lol)!

Also, considering Birthright Citizenship, the United States Federal law defines ten (10) categories for persons who are United States citizens from birth. According to that law, the following persons acquire citizenship at birth: "a person born in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof"; "a person born in the United States to a member of an Indian, Eskimo, Aleutian, or other aboriginal tribe" (see Indian Citizenship Act of 1924); "a person of unknown parentage found in the United States while under the age of five years, until shown, prior to his attaining the age of twenty-one years, not to have been born in the United States"; "a person born in an outlying possession of the United States of parents one of whom is a citizen of the United States who has been physically present in the United States or one of its outlying possessions for a continuous period of one year at any time prior to the birth of such person".

That was a bit boring (lol), of course, but now it should be easy to comprehend that any so called Black person born in the U.S.A. is automatically granted U.S. Citizenship and thereafter legally an American. There is no need for any hyphenation or appendices to the title or class.

In my opinion, the term African American has been and is accepted by so called Black people as a term that is thought to serve our undetermined genealogy or the recognition of it while maintaining our sense of U.S. Citizenship or belonging to this country, etc. Here are some Black people (mostly some nigger ass niggers in my opinion) that are discussing the issue of identifying with the term African American vs. identifying with the term American.

Yes! I realize that Black people, my people, almost never stay on topic and as a result a lot of what we think and experience is the consequence of our lacking focus and sense due diligence. Yes, I also witnessed the obviously delusional characters (did that bitch say she was glad we LANDED here and TRIUMPHED here? 00:27) and victimized exchanges (I almost lost my mind when the Uncle Tom asked to be vindicated when he mentioned theoretically being harassed by the police) captured in these videos that all amount to resolving not a damn thing. Yes, I too know that Black people are good for running their mouths and hosting social conferences such as this to confirm our desired impositions (00:40) that ultimately do not effect any issue it ever addresses, but I had to feature this video so I would not be the only one to see this comedy (haha)!

In a lot of ways we, so called Black people, are separatist in nurture and segregated in culture and we, as a whole, lead ourselves to nowhere in hopes of gaining all that is nothingness. Think of the Hamster Wheel and you will comprehend my point. Furthermore, it is inevitable that as a result of being separatist and internally segregated...

...we maintain and personify the epitome of what it is to be NIGGERS!

Our nationality is not nigger and it is not African American, why? Because we are just Americans, born and raised!

To those of you who consider yourselves to be niggers (real niggas, real bitches, etc.) and/or African Americans (an asinine term), by all means, feel free to refer to yourselves as you please, but do not mistake either one of these terms as a mark of pride or an acknowledgment of anything REAL!

AFRICAN AMERICANS are no such thing and NIGGERS are simply deviants; it pays to KNOW WHO YOU ARE! So, go and learn something... ABOUT YOURSELVES! Peace.

NEED MORE PROOF THAT WE SUFFER FROM IDENTITY CRISIS? WELL... LMFAO

He U.G.L.Y. as hell! HaHaHaHa

!!! COULDN'T BE SERIOUS !!! Pt/5

2011-03-18T12:08:00.001-04:00

Dr. King died so scorpions could crawl on our heads?

<<< You guessed it! Yup! That's it! Now say it with me... HE COULDN'T BE SERIOUS!! LMFAO!! Snail earrings? Forget eyebrows, he got his HIGH BROWS DONE? Okay. Effeminate mustache and soul patch under the lip? Really? Okay. Flowers? Realistic, but what is with the seemingly pedophile-esk wrapping? Anyone want to comment on that? No? Okay. How about the not quite throwback jersey? Anyone. No? That is cool, but I know you want to speak on his lashes being, shall I say, um, touched up? You do not have a comment for that either huh? Hmm. Okay! What about that damn MATTED ASS SCORPION crawling on his scalp?

Now I have heard of a bald fade, but I have never and I better not ever hear or witness any customer of any hairstylist or barber requesting the BALD SCORPION! LMFAO!

@Alan T was going H.A.M. bruh bruh! For real doe like doe bruh! He sounds like Charles Hamilton doing an impression of LiL Fizz (rapper from B2Gay) doing an impression of Jimmy (not Drake, but the guy Drake played on Degrassi), but he went in doe! LMFAO!

Again, and I can not stress this enough, this (all of the above) is what is meant when I say that it is evident that you have CLEARLY contracted the extremely life altering, ridiculousness affirming disease known as U.G.L.Y. or Underachieving Greatly while Losing Youth!

I am a fan of Drakes music, but he is still U.G.L.Y. for this corny ass Degrassi rap! LOL

This (Alan T and BALD SCORPION) is another reason why we should all consider REALITY (fuck whoever the flowers are for, what occasion are you dressed for? lol) when weighing all of our options, viable or otherwise, and in all of our decision making. Abstaining or refraining from doing BULLSHIT LIKE THIS (bald scorpion though?), now and in the nearest/farthest future will most definitely provide protection against contracting U.G.L.Y. This disease called U.G.L.Y. is fatal (Alan? Come on! Who wrote that BS for you man, you niece? lol). SMH

Moving on, here are some more U.G.L.Y. ass, ole simple minded ass dirt bags: lol

Of course this is a skit, but dudes who repeatedly say no homo are just as ridiculous! If you are homosexual, just be homosexual. There is no shame in being true to who you are and feeling like you have to say no homo is a clear indication that you have had some homoerotic experiences or you are at least thinking about having some (I am currently rocking the bitter beer face lol).

Notice the drool! Yes, this is the exact face I made while writing that last paragraph! lol

Now, I myself am a Hip Hop fan and I actually make music myself (write, record and perform), but uh, wtf is up with my dude Beanie Sigel? I am a big fan of his music and I have followed his entire career - I even felt him when he was aiming shots at Jay-Z (I did not choose sides though). At any rate, if you havent seen Beanie Sigels pause moment of the decade (smh), check out this video and you tell me, is Beans on ex or what? LMFAO!

Yes, this is a parody, but we all see the earliest portion of the video featuring the original video of Beans and Peedi Crack. What is your opinion at this point in time? LOL

You can read: enough said! LMFAO

RACISM: Outside of being U.G.L.Y. as hell, racism is the most ridiculous shit ever! LOL It is hilarious though and for you people that do not allow yourselves to relate to how it feels to be treated as if you are nothing more than what you see sensationalize via media or glorified in pop culture, these are for you! ENJOY MOTHERF#@%&$!

A racist situation Eric can't understand, but he does know what to do about it...

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WAIT! JUST 1 MORE, WAIT, 2 MORE VIDEOS? PLEEEEEEEEAAAAASEEEEE?! LOL

AIDS CURE: U.S. Patent #5676977

2011-03-17T14:14:00.000-04:00

Dr. Boyd Graves discusses the origin of H.I.V. and A.I.D.S. as well as the United States' patented cure, and presents the 1971 Research Logic Flowchart of the U.S. Special Virus Program all based on official government documentation. Tell everyone you know that the cure for AIDS is the U.S. patent #5676977 (go to any library and see it for yourself) and demand from your government officials that it begin clinical trials and widespread implementation immediately! - - - - - - -
If we review the U.S. Special Virus Program we will resolve the worlds H.I.V./A.I.D.S. epidemic. If there was a federal virus development program that preceded H.I.V./A.I.D.S. shouldn't that program be reviewed in the name of principal? Salvation? God? SOMETHING?

The U.S. Special Virus program was a program to develop a virus that depletes the immune system. Today, nearly four (4) million people around the world have the program's 1971 "Research Logic" flowchart. This 1971 flowchart proves in science and medical fact that the United States developed the "esp-1 virus" (HIV/AIDS) and complemented ongoing vaccine programs at the time. Also, the 1971 flowchart provides critical insight into the early inhibitors of H.I.V./A.I.D.S. The experiments conducted in Phase IV-A of the program clearly would impact our current strategies to fight the A.I.D.S. War.

Any review of the May 1946 Appropriations will show that HIV/AIDS and its development has been a long standing "Manhattan-style" project of the United States. See, "Better" Than the Bomb, June 3, 1946 TIME Magazine.

The fifteen progress reports provide a treasure trove of ethnic biological warfare research you were clearly unaware of. Specifically, progress report #8 (1971) provides a summary review of the program.

1. According to page 2, the purpose of this federal program is to see if animal viruses (Visna) could grow in certain human host cells.

2. On page 39, the United States concedes that Visna had not YET been associated with human disease.

3. On July 18, 1983, the United States concedes that HIV/AIDS evolved from Visna - see Gonda Report, U.S. AIDS Task Force; see page 157, Dr. Robert Gallo, "Virus Hunting".

4. The sheep evolution of HIV/AIDS is further supported by the National Academy of Sciences - see, PROC NAS Vol. 83, pp. 4007 - 11, June 1986, PROC NAS VOl 92, pp. 3283 - 3287, April 11th, 1995.

5. When you review the history of Visna, you find it was first tested on the sheep in Iceland in 1932, the same year the United States began killing African Americans with syphilis.

6. The standard for AIDS Reparations is simple: a swab test for Visna would be very simple and nearly 100% effective. If a citizen tests positive for Visna, they should receive reparation of some sort.

7. Since HIV/AIDS is synthetic and this federal program proves it. We also find the cure to be synthetic; see U.S. Patent #5676977.
Visit: www.uspto.gov

8. Dr. Robert Gallo, Dr. Luc Montagnier, Dr. Peter Duesberg and Dr. Garth Nicolson are all affiliated with the development of H.I.V./A.I.D.S, etc.

We sincerely believe the curtain over the laboratory birth of HIV/AIDS should be lifted by reviewing this federal program and enacting the clinical trials of the patented cure. The 1971 flowchart clearly reveals the design, purpose and intent of the United States to kill its own citizens and others in the name of future (White) Americas. See, U.S. Public Law 91-213 (3/16/70) - See also, U.S. House Resolution 15090, page 129.

We have an opportunity here to begin the process to rid the world of the synthetic H.I.V./A.I.D.S. weapon. We are entitled to know the truth, it is the only real thing that can save us.

Sincerely,
Dr. Boyd Ed Graves, J.D.
(619) 849 - 9364 For more information, visit: BoydGraves.com or TetraHedron.orgFollow his blog @boydgraves.blogspot.com

!!! COULDN'T BE SERIOUS !!! Pt/4

2011-03-17T12:32:00.002-04:00

^^^ COULDN'T BE SERIOUS!! LMFAO!! You commit to attempting to rob a convenient store (or any place for that matter) just to be HOED OUT by some random, fearless (courageous?) bystander/customer?! See? This is what is meant when I say that it is evident that your dumb ass CLEARLY contracted the extremely life altering, ridiculousness affirming disease known as U.G.L.Y. or Underachieving Greatly while Losing Youth! - Million$ Of Power coined the phrase, yes!

This is another reason why we should all consider REALITY (you had a gun and the bitch in you still came out) when weighing all of our options, viable or otherwise, and in all of our decision making. Abstaining or refraining from doing BULLSHIT LIKE THIS (imagine if this turned into a scene from Taken or Bourne Identity lol), now and in the nearest/farthest future will most definitely provide protection against contracting U.G.L.Y. This disease called U.G.L.Y. is fatal (which has been made obvious by the fact that as soon as you realized you were not a gangster someone showed you what being a gangster really is). SMH

Moving on, here are some U.G.L.Y. ass, broke ass, simple minded hoes: lol :)

Note: Dude (interviewer) is obviously a bit corny, but his sarcasm is hilarious! All in all, these females are seemingly living in an efficiency (I would hope they were not all sleeping on the floor of a 1 bdrm apt) and talking about what a man has to HAVE? Are they serious? ARE YOU SERIOUS?! LMFAO!

CHRIS BROWN aka Chris Shady (will the real Chris Shady please stand up! lol):

If a guy sends a naked picture to a woman, so be it, but did I hear right? Did BIG BOY say that HE SAW THE PICTURE? Hmm! O_o That twilight theme music is playing in my background all of a sudden (lol). Further more, what the hell is with the blonde hair? Is he planning on becoming the new SISQO (smh)?

Sisqo who? Come on now you guys! You do remember this bullshit right? Right?!

Thighs like wuh wuh wuh. I think Ill sing it again lookin ass ninja! HaHaHa


No! NOT YEEZY! Sisqo taught you... Sisqo taught you well! LMFAO!

THIS IS A COMEDY SKIT, BUT THEY ARE STILL U.G.L.Y. AS HELL! LOL :)

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AMBER ROSE! She is probably perfect, considering her physical beauty (where are the flaws?), but I really do not understand someone acting as if they have worked hard to get to where they are. There is nothing wrong with choosing to allow industry and entertainment mediums to exploit you and or your brand name for mutual benefit; if that is your choice, so be it. I mean really, who the hell wants to be a broke ass mufucka?! NOT ME! I will say that admittedly if there were opportunities made readily available to people such as myself that I could take advantage of, I would be the first or one of the first to take advantage of said opportunities - if doing so does not compromise my values that is.

Click The Pic - Reality Check Time! lol

At any rate, Amber Rose, as big as her name has become and as popular as her brand has become, what else has she done other than exploit second hand fame to become mainstream? Had it not been for Kanye West she may have never even became relevant, let alone famous. The fame is what has been the vehicle driving her past and most recent successes, yet in no way, shape or form has she ever paid tribute to or paid homage to Kanye West for it - why not? Kim Kardashian is another woman has done the same as Amber Rose and she has never paid homage either. She did not gain any media attention and her name did not ring any bells until we all found out that she fucked Ray J; finding out that Brandys little brother had produced a sex tape was the story that made the hell lines - Kims name was irrelevant until the resulting drama ensued. You know, the blame game that Kim wanted to play via Oprah, Tyra, Ellen, etc. And I ask AGAIN, what else has she done other than exploit second hand fame to become mainstream? Key word is BECOME, meaning tell me about what she was doing BEFORE she BECAME famous to actually BECOME famous, anything? EXACTLY!

So, for biting the hand that fed them, Amber Rose and Kim Kardashian, although physically beautiful women (I do not know if they are negative people or not), are both U.G.L.Y. (lol) and they too COULDN'T BE SERIOUS (lmao)!

So Amber, what you are saying is that by being with you he was worse off? Hmmm. I mean you still find and I wanna blow your mind (lol), but um, you are definitely skep!

Um? Kim? EXACTLY! Again (lol), you COULDN'T BE SERIOUS (lmao)!

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TO DIE ALONE OR TO DIE SINGLE

2011-03-17T01:21:00.001-04:00

<<< Yea, you see that expression. Yup! Exactly... shake your head in amazement because you know damn well (!) that EVERYTHING I say from this point on will be of the utmost sincerity (lol).

Moving on (!), let me make this clear right now, before you, being the reader, begins to even assume the worse or the typically expected. That being either bashing women, making prejudice statements and typecasting all women or categorizing all women as deviant or vain in character and nature. This post is in no way an attempt to propagate any stereotypes or insist that the end results of my case-specific experiences with women are at all solely dependent or have been completely determined by their past and present choices. I am not writing this to vent and I am not writing this with the intent of degrade the opposite sex/gender. With that said, please, I beg you, as a reader, be objective. Take the aforementioned and the hereafter simply for what it is - my opinion and how I think. I would really appreciate that from you.

Now, for starters, BITCHES AINT SHIT GOT DAMMIT! Fuck a hoe, slap a slut, get the doe and bust a nut (haha)! I am only joking (lol); I figured the irony would lighten things up a bit (smile). At any rate, the moral of the story is that I feel and think that it is logical for me to discern that I will indeed die a single man. I do not believe in having a soul mate or that there is some pending, majestic and sincerely inspiring event (its so romantical lol) that awaits my attendance or presence. In my opinion, destiny is the sum of your actions and in-actions, experiences or lack there of, and lastly, preparedness and opportunity. I also think that it is irrational to hope to one day be afforded the opportunity to indulge fanaticism (fantasy, dream, delusion, etc). I mean seriously, are you actually and sincerely taking yourself serious if you pray for a good man or woman? Really? You are serious? Oh you are? Oh okay then! Well just know that you are U.G.L.Y. (underachieving greatly while losing youth).

Just to put everything out there, I will be 26 this year (March 18th - this coming Friday) and I have only been dating or entertaining women since I was 18 plus a day (literally). As far as sex? I have only been sexually active since my 21st birthday anniversary (15 minutes of fame is how I brought in my 21st bday lol). I lost my virginity to a female who I thought would be with me long term, but I quickly learned that that was definitely not the case; we just were not meant for one another I guess. Oh well! As they say, you can not win them all (tear lol). In any case, in the last 5 years I can honestly say that I have yet to build and establish a solid foundation with any woman and the closest that I have come to doing so was dating a single mother, at the time a self sufficient college student, for 5 months. In the last two (2) weeks of said 5 months she chose to not only forfeit her opportunity to continue and further our companionship, but she also thought it wise to welcome/invite her ex-boyfriend and dead beat baby daddy to rekindle their lost love/lust (I was unaware of this fun fact until almost 1 full year later).

To be fair, I will say that a single parent should find it in their heart to be forgiving and reasonable if and when they are dealing with a once absentee parent because that is an exhibition of priority and maturity. What I can not sympathize or empathize with is a single parent allowing themselves to be misused for the purposes of convenience (enabling) for any reason, let alone because said absentee parent feeds them an insulting lie filled with rehearsed and redundant tales of sudden enlightenment and wishful thinking. Seriously, the man has done nothing for his child in any respect (mind you you have taken care of this man prior to, during and even after your pregnancy), has physically (mild) and verbally abused you and has nothing of his own (did I mention that he is 11 years older than her and I?) other than the latest version of Madden - most popular NFL video game. Yup, you guessed it, that mother FUCKER... U.G.L.Y. (underachieving greatly while losing youth)! LMAO!

Note: I met her mother, father, her brothers approved, her best friends and sister approved and I was even invited to their family reunion and she thinks she can do this shit to me?! <Training Day voice>

I really liked that girl (name undisclosed) and I really enjoyed and appreciated the bond I shared with her and her son. Although parenting is always a struggle, and sometimes it can seem to deplete ones esteem, I can imagine how fulfilling it must feel to know or at least believe that you are close enough to someone (child) who will always cherish you and feel as if they need you in more ways than one (1). Her son was my son and he is about the only person, outside of my late Grandparents and my currently incarcerated brother, that I can honestly say I have ever missed. It felt good to at least feel like a was or could be a good father for a while (still disappointed about that). To make it worse, her son actually called me daddy on more than one (1) occasion and I will be honest, that shit went straight to my head (lol). That situation was great while it lasted, but as I mentioned, it is evident that there are women who appreciate the lesser of men than the potentially great ones.

THIS IS WHAT YOU WOMEN REALLY WANT HUH? LMFAO

There are many more experiences I can share where the woman I was dating chose their past loves, presently or recently (at the time) pursued gentlemen (the rejection did not stop them) over myself, and for that, I can only say thank you. I remember one female I dated was single, college educated, only a few years older than myself, lived with her mother (both names on the lease), self sufficient and had a great personality (she actually approached me about dating - a modern myth) and everything between us was cool. After two (2) months of dating her (we had the type of chemistry that most movies sensationalize) she found herself troubled by the fact that I was actually what she bargained for. She told me that because I was so good to her and in general (she was inspired by my health consciousness, artistry and ambition) that we could no longer date, nor can we be friends and it would be best if we just did not communicate at all, not in person or otherwise. BITCH ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

This is exactly why I am admittedly and proudly a CAT PERSON!! lol

Dave Chapelle is a fool for this here! lol

To wrap this shit up (lol), I am just expressing how uninspired I am to date at this point. I can not deny that I love women for all of their worth and that I want not to die single, but I am a realist and this is me just accepting what is. What is is that a relationship or at least what the majority of people consider a functional relationship (i.e. treat me how I want to be treated and feel privileged to have even met me, that is your reward) will more than likely never be a viable option of mine. Most people never wed or even experience a significantly long and mostly fulfilling companionship - we can not all be winners right?

Anyway, please comment and share my site with your friends! Thanks for reading and chuckling a bit (yes I heard you through your computer or smart phone screen). Peace! :)

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INNOVATIVE FASHION: !!! TIARI TENEE !!!

2011-03-15T13:58:00.000-04:00

TIARI TENEE: GILBEAU

Gender: Female

Astrological Sign: Gemini

Industry: Fashion

Occupation: Designer

Location: Los Angeles : CA : United States

''I started out hand sewing ALL my designs as a self taught designer. I started hand sewing in 08', where I started out with making simple tube top dresses and then bikinis in 09' - I grew as a designer as time went on. I have since taught myself how to use a sewing machine, as of March 2010 - I guess you can call me a double threat (haha)! The clothing I make on my sewing machine I can just as easily hand sew as well (smile)! I have my own style and employ innovation because I am focused on the bigger picture - I am creating a better me one stitch at a time!!!! :)''

To contact this designer, please visit her online clothing shop/store: www.ItsGilbeau.com; if you want to order any of her designs personally, feel free to send her a sincere email detailing your order: itsgilbeau@yahoo.com. For all other news and updates or information, please visit: ItsGilbeau.blogspot.com and follow Tiari on Twitter @ItsGilbeau, thanks!

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DARE TO BARE Dress: Black & Yellow Floral Print Design

NYE DRESS (made by me) HAPPY NEW YEARS! xoxo

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!!! COULDN'T BE SERIOUS !!! Pt/3

2011-03-15T12:44:00.000-04:00

U.G.L.Y. > Exactly... LMFAO

<<< COULDN'T BE SERIOUS!! LMFAO!! Judging from this classic photography and what the photographer captured, it is evident that prior to securing this gate in its current position/location, someone, somewhere, CLEARLY contracted the extremely life altering, ridiculousness affirming disease known as U.G.L.Y. or Underachieving Greatly while Losing Youth! - Million$ Of Power coined the phrase, yes!

This is another reason why we should all consider REALITY (the 2 roads are right there!) when weighing all of our options, viable or otherwise, and in all of our decision making. Abstaining or refraining from doing BULLSHIT LIKE THIS (imagine if this was the image of Heavens gate lol), now and in the nearest/farthest future will most definitely provide protection against contracting U.G.L.Y. This disease called U.G.L.Y. is fatal (which has been made obvious by way of the laziness that made this photo even possible, great photo!). SMH

Moving on, in the name of awareness and health consciousness, here are some blatantly obvious cases of individuals who unknowingly (oops!) and knowingly (idiot! smh) contracted the disease known as U.G.L.Y or Underachieving Greatly while Losing Youth! Case and point: MATTHEW WADE DOUGLAS? YOU U.G.L.Y.!!! LMGDAO

Also, to the HOMEOWNER, for starters, if your daughter is old enough to date a 28 year old, she is old enough to move the fuck up out of your house! Secondly, if your daughter is dating a 28 year old and said 28 year OLD has no damn place of HIS OWN to reside, that means that he is (1) unemployed (certain circumstances are unavoidable, which are understandable, but Matthew here was obviously a deviant) and (2) U.G.L.Y. AS HELL, so what exactly made you invite or welcome him to live in your damn house? Considering your daughters choice in men, it should have been evident that she is also U.G.L.Y. AS FUCK, so why did you not kick her dumb ass OUT?!!! Lastly, if your daughter is having sex in your home YOU U.G.L.Y., and you are even U.G.L.Y. -er for not being aware that she was having sex while you were actually present in the house!

This will not cure a herniated penis! IDIOT!

Homeowner, your daughter? YUP! You guessed it; she is ridiculous, as was/is her boyfriend/ex, and you just could not have ever been serious. Just to fuck your daughter, this idiot takes one too many VIAGRA PILLS at the still youthful age of 28? Seriously? Then, to top it off, your dumb ass daughter thinks that it makes sense to suck his dick to try and make him cum so his erection will subside? Actually, there is nothing wrong with her thinking like that, she should be awarded (lol), but considering that it is well known by the general public that taking too much erectile dysfunction and correction medicine (i.e. Viagra) means you can possibly end up with a herniated penis or worse - either way (dunt dunna nuh - trumpet) HOSPITAL HERE YOU COME! LMFAO!

To continue, here are some shocking, cringe inspiring, hilarious and just down right ridiculous videos featured here, by way of YouTube.com, for your viewing pleasure. Enjoy! LOL!

PAUSE: HE U.G.L.Y. AS HELL!!! LMMFAO

EPIC FAIL:

OWNED: Wheel of Fail!

BITCH IS YOU SERIOUS?! LOL! First off, dude U.G.L.Y. for being so animated, especially about her name being dot (2:00) and her bullshit ass hair-do! SHE U.G.L.Y. AS FUCK for being damn near illiterate (speech impediment ass ninjas lol) and then she ARROGANT? SHE U.G.L.Y.! LMGDAO!

IS IT JUST ME OR DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT THIS IDIOT ASS WOMAN USED THE LOWEST VALUE CURRENCY YOU CAN USE THAT IS IN DOLLAR BILL FORM? ANYONE? YEA... THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT!!!! SMH | BROKE MUFUCKAS!!! HAHA

Mr. MY PENIS IS KIND OF SMALL and Mr. FUCKIN YOUR DAD! WTF?! LMFAO:

THE REAL FAT BASTARD: LOL! (0:37)

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!!! COULDN'T BE SERIOUS !!! Pt/4 - Coming Soon...

!!! COULDN'T BE SERIOUS !!! Pt/2

2011-03-14T20:06:00.000-04:00

Ahhh... what a shame, huh? The guy in the middle could not be serious of course (lmao), but at the end of the day there are a lot of guys that could not be serious in most of the shit they do and or say and in modern times we call those guys LAMES (universal), FUCKERS (suburbs) and BUILT MUFUCKAS or LOOKIN' ASS NIGGA or LOOKIN' ASS BITCH (urban areas).

Anyway, the point of this specific post is to address and exchange thoughts on said type of guy (i.e. lames, etc.), as well as to see if I am indeed the only person who observes, thinks, accepts or at least believes that what I will mention in the next few paragraphs as lame is indeed LAME!

Sometimes I feel as if I am the only one who is witnessing most of the things I become aware of or hear and read and this is my attempt to invite you all into my world, if that makes sense. With that said...

<<< HE COULDN'T BE SERIOUS!! LMFAO!! Steve Harvey has CLEARLY contracted the extremely life altering, ridiculousness affirming disease known as U.G.L.Y. or Underachieving Greatly while Losing Youth! - Million$ Of Power coined the phrase, yes!

This is another reason why we should all consider REALITY when weighing all of our options, viable or otherwise, and in all of our decision making. Abstaining or refraining from doing BULLSHIT LIKE THIS (a shirtless Steve Harvey? Why?), now and in the nearest/farthest future will most definitely provide protection against contracted U.G.L.Y. This disease called U.G.L.Y. is fatal (which has been made obvious by way of this disgusting ass photography, who shot this shit?). SMH

Who EVER wanted to see a shirtless Steve Harvey (or a shirtless man at all?) other than his wife or the woman he cheated on his wife with? Say what? You were unaware of Mr. Hightowers (lol) infidelities? Like OMGEEYAH! Well, here you hoe, I mean, excuse me, here you go:

Mary L. Harvey speaking on Ex-Husband, 15 years of infidelity and homelessness - Part 1:

Mary L. Harvey speaking on Ex-Husband, 15 years of infidelity and homelessness - Part 2:

Mary L. Harvey speaking on Ex-Husband, 15 years of infidelity and homelessness - Part 3:

NOW! Back to Steve and this shirtless SCANDAL (desperation makes me lmao)! Here is Jamie Foxx and his Foxx Hole Sirius Radio Show crew hosting a mini-roast session in honor of Steve Harvey and his shirtless business. Check it out:

Again, disgusting! LMFAO Pick up your RETIREE CALENDARS TODAY!!!

Again, disgusting!! LMFAO

ALL THIS BULLSHIT (ew... smh), I HAD TO FEATURE SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY IS PLEASING TO A HUMANS EYE, ESPECIALLY MY OWN: The beautiful, Mrs. Million$ Of Power, but bka Model Lastarya! She is definitely Chocolatey Wasted, and that is a GREAT THING!

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SMH: YOU WANNA BE A GANGSTER TOO?

2011-03-14T19:05:00.000-04:00

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The purpose of this post is to address the WANNABE DOWN, WANNABE THUGS and the E-THUGS bka INTERNET GANGSTERS and their ridiculousness and shenanigans! Far too often certain individuals find themselves compelled to assert themselves in offense or in defense against others who (1) could careless about whatever trivial matter is being discussed at the moment and (2) is willing to move on and forward or beyond said discussion for the sake of maintaining their own positive/indifferent attitude and their sanity. Said individuals pursue argumentative exchange and mis-communication simply in an attempt to have a last word that ultimately means not a got damn thing, not in life and definitely not beyond it - bullshit leaves no LEGACY!

Now, of course, there are scenarios where even online you will come across an individual who is seemingly the epitome of ignorant, petty, disagreeable and aggressive, HOWEVER... REALITY? Reality has a way of clearing that all up and curing one of their mental ailments, specifically of the U.G.L.Y. disease - it is worse than A.I.D.S. (almost)! U.G.L.Y. or Underachieving Greatly while Losing Youth is a peer-to-peer transmitted disease, meaning it is highly contagious and is usually spread amongst people during periods of bullshitting, entertaining and promoting ones facade, pretending to be something one is not, backstabbing, gossiping and being 25 yrs old or older and rapidly regressing (i.e. wannabe player, no degree, lives w/ parents by choice, dates junior high schoolers, etc). To avoid contracting U.G.L.Y. be sure to wash your hands (of any and all lames, posers, etc) and eat healthy (digest some common sense and drink some respect for yourself).

U.G.L.Y. has severe side effects and these side effects include YOU GETTING YOUR ASS BEAT or being EXPOSED by none other than your victims or the folks at home who have known you all your life, even better than you have thought to have known yourself. Here are some videos that show just how serious this disease is:

INFECTED WITH U.G.L.Y. Pt. 1: Thug Humiliated by Kungfu Neighbor - The Sun News

INFECTED WITH U.G.L.Y. Pt. 2: FACEBOOK E-Thug Confronted and Humiliated! SMH

INFECTED WITH U.G.L.Y. Pt. 3: Gun toting hand motions turn into walk of shame. SMH

INFECTED WITH U.G.L.Y. Pt. 4: ROCKSOLID (brokenbeatzent) making house calls! Follow on Twitter @nbanks6

ON ANOTHER NOTE: Steve Harvey will be in my !!! COULDNT BE SERIOUS !!! Pt. 2

Steve Harvey has CLEARLY contracted the extremely life altering, ridiculousness affirming disease known as U.G.L.Y. or Underachieving Greatly while Losing Youth!

This is another reason why we should all consider REALITY when weighing all of our options, viable or otherwise, and in all of our decision making. Abstaining or refraining from doing BULLSHIT LIKE THIS (a shirtless Steve Harvey? Why?), now and in the nearest/farthest future will most definitely provide protection against contracted U.G.L.Y. This disease called U.G.L.Y. is fatal (which has been made obvious by way of this disgusting ass photography, who shot this shit?). SMH

!!! FACEBOOK RUINS RELATIONSHIPS !!!

2011-03-14T05:14:00.000-04:00

Video Discription:

Uh oh, some couples are taking this FaceBook thing a little too far. Find out what happens when FB comes between you & your lover! :-)

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!!! FACEBOOK IS RUINING MY RELATIONSHIP !!!

How is that a website, owned by humans, operated by humans, accessed by active and voluntary members who are also humans, with content limited to user and admin submissions, can itself initiate, determine the status of or at all ruin any friendship or relationship, etc?

FACEBOOK is a media outlet; a source of communication; a tool of social network and it is nothing more! How could it be? It does not even exist without the enlisting of a user based, e-community, which absolutely consist of and is controlled by its users and site managers and administrators, all of which are human!

Facebook was never and has never been meant to be a virtual world where individuals attempt and think to live through vicariously - the website is not a video, which is obvious. I mean really, do you see any avatars walking around some 3D environment when you log on? Is so, you are on the wrong site and more than likely too old to even be at home on a computer at this hour - get a damn job you damn adult you! Also, considering the sites most attractive and standard features include editable user profiles, photo/video uploading, friend search and request, news feed and facebook chat messaging, anyone should be able to discern that Facebook is merely a site providing internet based, telecommunication services.

So, I ask, why do YOU take FACEBOOK so damn SERIOUS?! Just as easily as you VOLUNTARILY became a member, you can deactivate and delete your facebook account AT WILL and ANY TIME YOU SO CHOOSE! Facebook is nothing to stress over; there is no need to use the site to express eventful, yet meaningless gossip and there is no need to use it to exchange affronting wordplay with people you would not even be able to talk to had you not requested or added as a friend in the first place! Right? EXACTLY! Stupid mufuckas boy (smh)!! Think please... Please?

As far as relationships, or companionship, yes, Facebook does allow users to detail and display their relationship statuses, as well as confirm their spouses if they are indeed members of the site also. This is a feature that some choose to take advantage, some play around with it simply to humor their peers and others ignore it in every respect regardless of the reality of their relationship statuses - it is definitely not a requirement, nor is it necessary - it is simply an option. Why is it just an optional feature, BECAUSE MUFUCKA, IT IS NOT THAT SERIOUS!!! So, why then does one feel obligated to announce or denounce their relationship status via Facebook? No one in your friends list is checking for an update specifically concerning so! There are no Facebook administrators overseeing your actual life and requiring that you are sure to utilize the feature throughout the duration of ANY of your relationships, let alone your companionship.

Also, considering the childish ass jealousy that Facebook seemingly encourages and facilitates, is it just me or is offending, disrespecting and/or dishonoring all characteristic of the poor choices that are indeed made by HUMAN BEINGS? Yes? You say yes? Well I agree! So is it Facebook that is poking, befriending or requesting, commenting on photos or initiating/engaging in wall post conversations, reciprocating inbox or chat messages and flirting with members of YOUR/His or Her friends list or is all of the above things that are carried out and carried on between YOU/Him or Her and a member of YOUR/His or Her friends list?

The Man in the Box Show Presents: Facebook Abuse - 843,518 views to date!

EXACTLY! You were in a pseudo-committed relationship, more than likely based in conveniences and fleeting desires, prior to becoming a member of FaceBook and once a member you were exposed to the availability to probable options beyond your limited experiences - you were presented with choice (its burdens and freedoms). The choice you made was either to ignore your probable options and remain committed and bare that burden or to entertain your probable options and irresponsibly attempt to enjoy your freedoms, disregarding your prior commitment to your relationship. These are choices that one has to make with or without FACEBOOK having anything to do with them or anything at all for that matter.

Do not blame FACEBOOK for your lack of maturity, instead, address your issues and be solution oriented - it will save you a lot of wasted time spent on typing run on statuses that can be deleted, ignored or simply blocked! Yea, you were not even thinking about that fun fact were you? Did not think so (smh). People love making shit DRAMATIC; displacing issues and complicating things has never helped ANYONE accomplish ANYTHING!

Facebook Addiction is actually a growing epidemic! Watch yourself...

They call me... GOOD GAME!

2011-03-13T23:37:00.000-04:00

Dammit I said they call me GOOD GAME! Seriously, they call me this (lol)... and by they I mean maybe like 2 or 3 people? Feel free to spread that shit around though (smile).

Anyway, considering many facebook photo comments via friends photo albums and a lot of bs that I have overheard men say to women, it is clear that GOOD GAME is needed. Yea, (chuckle with just a hint of smurk) baby I say oh yea... I fucking ear hustle dude! ALRIGHT?! SO FUCKING WHAT MAN! :)

Sarcasm = I am joking (lmao)!

Seriously though, yes, I do think that a lot of what men say to women in hopes of gaining their contact is pretty corny and overdone, as well as pretty self-sabotaging and just plane ole weak - how soft are you bra? Cry baby ass motherfucker! Damn! You are damn near begging the girl just for some acknowledgment! I mean am I the asshole or does this crying and whining and telling females (hyping females up) to actually believe that they themselves are more than what they REALLY aspire to be actually work? Say what? I said say what now? It does NOT work? Hmmm... EXACTLY! Dumbass (smh - Rosanne voice)!

Moving forward, let me get to the point of this post. The reason you are reading this is because (1) you know damn well that I am a fool for even posting half the shit I say, yet you find it sincerely enjoyable to read and fathom (thank ya kindly) and (2) because you do not have shit to do right now other than get some game about yourself! So... with that said, I give your candy ass (The Rock voice)... THE 10 MACK COMMANDMENTS (at this point, Biggie plays in my background. I dont know about your background, but in my background? Its on and poppin! lol).

THE 10 MACK COMMANDMENTS: Men vs Dem Byinches :)
(narrated by Pimp Obama-Up-In-Ya-Mama)

1: Go to sleep on time my brother. Get yo ass a good nights rest, you hear me? See? Ya gots to be lemony fresh and energized in this mothafucka, aight? You will thank me in the morning... No, not literally, figuratively mothafucka, damn!

2: When you wake up, right? See... brush yo damn teeth! Yes, yo DAMN teeth (bank head bounce when you say damn)! Keep the breath fresh. Wash your face! Brush your hair and please, please make sure you wash your damn hands - yea I know you been hanging around them select few white people (no offense) who find it troublesome to make it to the sink and the soap, but damn all that, wash your damn hands!

3: Keep your family and business completed separated... wait... my bad, Biggie was into that bar right there, I got hype for like 2 seconds! Okay, but anyway, put on some nice clothes. Yes, they have to be clean and no the name brands do not matter - you already have a haircut and the newest of the newest iPhones and Air Jordans - that is all impressive enough!

4: Lick your lips... you know, like LL COOL J? Yes, do this 1,000 times! This will help yo ass look like a damn fool boy (hahaha), like I was serious, boy please! Anyway, relax! Make sure you leave the house with only one emotion and one expression... you need to personify that I JUST DONT GIVE A FUCK attitude, but your demeanor has to be on that Denzel Washington level, you follow me?

5: Whether you are walking about or fast approaching in a car, take the time to observe the woman you are attracted to. Make time to hold conversation, no matter how brief or concise - planting seeds is not just for gardening, do you follow me?

6: If she is paying you more attention than you are paying her it can mean only 1 or 2 things, those being that either (1) she is not at all single, but she is in a relationship that is only satisfying because of monetary standards (security or expenditure) and you just fit her physical preference, so much so that you are eye candy (but that is it) or (2) she is not woman enough to make a move, but she definitely wants you to know that she is willing to be penetrated by your penis. Either way, what you can be positive of is that she is definitely attracted to you and she will at least let you speak, if nothing else. It is up to you to decide how you want her to reject you (which is what she plans to do) OR... you can simply spark conversation (plant seeds) and leave it open-ended and part ways, never asking for the number or any kind of contact (pseudo-rejection) and watch her damn near beg you to take her phone number down or facebook request. Either way, you are officially the mack at that point... my man!

7: If you notice that she knows you are paying her attention and you notice that she does not mind it, she will position herself in a way or area or give you a moment to entertain her with your approach. In which case you pretty much already have the number, you are really just telling her to give it to you again at this point. If she has a man, it does not matter (as you should have already discerned) so DO NOT EVER MENTION IT. Your objective is to do one thing and one thing only, get a point of contact and move forward and that is all... for now (he he).

8: Realize that getting a womans number only means one thing - it means, in her head, that you WILL and you HAVE TO listen to her BS, her DRAMA, her WOES, her STORIES, her BAGGAGE and last, but certainly not least, her RHETORIC! I repeat, getting a womans number only means one thing - it means, in her head, that you WILL and you HAVE TO listen to her BS, her DRAMA, her WOES, her STORIES, her BAGGAGE and last, but certainly not least, her RHETORIC! It does not mean that you will have sex with her, nor does it ensure any dates or outings or get togethers that lead to any sexual experiences. So, what do you do you ask? KEEP THE CONVERSATION SHORT! Talk about things that you know she is interested and give her just enough information about yourself and show her how much you are interested in her and then end the exchange - leave her wanting more! She will cave a lot sooner than she even realizes and that is when the invitations come into play. Sooner than later you will be in position (her place, her company) to seduce her, just like she wants you to, and when that happens, DONT FUCK IT UP! My students NEVER fail me, you got it? You blow her got damn back out or I will blow your got damn head OFF! ARE WE CLEAR?! Yes sir, yes sir got dammit!

9: Never sweat the puuuuusssssssssyyyyyyyyy.... eveeeeeeerrrrrrrrrr... okay? Never sweat it! Sweat her, not her pussy. She will feel special and a woman who feels special will do almost anything you ask, ESPECIALLY when you dont even ask (that is the secret, dont tell anyone I told yo weak ass either). They enjoy catering when they feel special or appreciated, but by their standards, not yours - less is more my brother, remember that!

Note: Ahh bitch shut yo ass up, you know damn well Tyrone does nothing other than sexes you up and you treat him like a god, be quiet!

10: Uh... fuck them and leave them and then marry them later! No? Okay, well then see commandment #1...

THE 10 MACK COMMANDMENTS: Women vs ME :)
(narrated by Kim Kardashian)

1 - 10: OMGEEYAH... LIKE, QUIT BEING SUCH A BIYOTCH! MMMKAY?!

Seriously, that is all you women need to do to find, attract and secure a great man. She did *it* (below) and so can you!!! (pun intended)

SEXTING: Fun, Sexy OR Inappropriate?

2011-03-13T21:41:00.001-04:00

YUP! Girls send this type of stuff, but no, this is not out of my collection! lol

In my opinion, there is nothing wrong with porn, nude magazines and what is now called "SEXTING" (hell, if you have to sell your body, either by image or intercourse, I don't judge), but there are people who are openly against it all. I admit that in order to enjoy such outlets you have to be a sexually exploratory person or maybe even perverse in your level of sexual interest.

Also, I can honestly say that all of the above encourages one to indulge their lesser selves (i.e. lust, fleeting desire, gratification), however, no one can actually argue that the bad outweighs the good, all things considered.

Yes, of course, we all know there are sick individuals everywhere who prey on the vulnerabilities of others and commit the worse acts possible against other people, and yes they deserve what's coming to them, however, said instances, although unfortunate, are not constants. In all actuality, all crimes, acts of terrorism and assault are all isolated events.

In any case, what do you think about "Sexting"; is it fun and sexy, or is it inappropriate?

!!! COULDN'T BE SERIOUS !!!

2011-03-13T18:54:00.000-04:00

WOW!

This guy could not be serious of course (lmao), but at the end of the day there are a lot of guys that could not be serious in most of the shit they do and or say and in modern times we call those guys LAMES (universal), FUCKERS (suburbs) and BUILT MUFUCKAS or LOOKIN' ASS NIGGA or LOOKIN' ASS BITCH (urban areas).

Anyway, the point of this specific post is to address and exchange thoughts on said type of guy (i.e. lames, etc.), as well as to see if I am indeed the only person who observes, thinks, accepts or at least believes that what I will mention in the next few paragraphs as LAME!

Sometimes I feel as if I am the only one who is witnessing most of the things I become aware of or hear and read and this is my attempt to invite you all into my world, if that makes sense. With that said...

<<< HE COULDN'T BE SERIOUS!! LMFAO!! Now this photo, I would HOPE, is staged or meant to be a joke. If not a joke, then, as I stated in the previous sentence, he could not be serious. Moving on, it seems like every time I am anywhere ordinary (mall, grocery store, gas station, park, etc) and I see a Black guy (who doesn't necessarily look like a lame, but he does look like he was probably never considered cool or well known by the so called popular crowd) with a White woman (who is more often than not either too sexy for him to have pulled - superficially speaking - or she is so chubby/fat and barely attractive in the face, if at all) he always seems as if he is either disappointed that he committed to a woman not of his race... or he seems like he feels as if ''I caught him'' doing something he shouldn't have been doing (i.e. interracial dating?) and then proceeds to either look away (are you hiding?) so we never make eye contact I guess (who was trying?) or he nods and speaks to me in a style reminiscent of Malibu's Most Wanted (I shake my head and laugh at that point). My first question is that if you are this Black guy, why? Why are you over there thinking about any of this in those few seconds/minutes of passing me by and why would you care about what I thought of you, your spouse or your taste or lack there of it in my opinion? As they say, DO YOU! Readers... Thoughts? :)

<<< REALLY? This is disgusting! LMFAO! Yes, I said DISGUSTING! I do not care if it is your head or if someone thinks this is cute and creative (creative? I will give you that one...) because regardless of the two, true or not, it is TACKY AS HELL!! Where the hell can you wear this hairstyle or any hairstyle similar to it and be considered a sane human being, let alone classy? Where? The circus? Some random carnival? EXACTLY!! lol And for those of you reading this (or at least seeing this, but unfortunately are illiterate) who know damn well this was once a hairstyle you entertained paying for and actually wearing outside of the house and among the public, BEYOND the confines of your peers, please slap the shit out of your parents and then yourself. If you have children, please, I erg you to slap the piss out of them as well. Not just to inflict bodily harm, but also for even having the DNA and subsequent mental capacity to even consider this as appealing and presentable! My people... we are ridiculous sometimes (haha)...

Note: The mother not only condones it, but she participates? RI-DAMN-DICULOUS!!!

<<< So disrespectful. They (whomever) could not be serious for building these Virgn Mary Urinals (lol), but on the flip side they perfectly illustrate the point I am about to address >>> Look, okay? Fellas? I have no idea who told you that some women, most women or all women actually want you to perceive them as, believe them to be or think to treat them as anything close to virgins, but sadly they do not? Why? Because if you did treat them as such, meaning if you consciously and actively treated them like spiritually beautiful and beneficent, self preserving and honorable beings, they would soon, if not immediately, grow bored and tired of you (despise you) and will surely remove themselves from any instance where the two of you would share any tangible moment of significant exchange, whether it be conversation or otherwise. Why? Ask a woman and if she denies the fact that, treat her as such and watch what happens... I guarantee she lives up to, if not exceeds, your expectations (i.e. my claims).

Virgin? Yea, the wording is a bit extreme, but the type of woman or man it takes to abstain from gratification and vice, temptation or simply self-destructive tendency and action, is not your everyday or even your once in a blue moon citizen - quality individuals who ACTIVELY appreciate the quality in and of life seemingly don't exist. Now a days, people choose to value vanity and possession so much so that they forget to consider what truly matters, that being priority and sanity - money can not buy you happiness! All in all, said vain women (and men) get so much attention, due to their apparent physical beauty, and receive so many sincerely beautiful gifts and so much love, but more often than not they do not even deserve any of it. More often than not they only appreciate to have ever experienced such things AFTER they no longer are receiving such gifts and/or attention, etc.

It is rare that I approach a woman now because I know that she will most likely be the type that does not deserve the type of appreciation that I am willing to offer any honorable woman. Humans can be truly uninspiring; I never had this much trouble with the opposite sex as a child, which makes me wonder why adults call children naive or credulous when it comes to matters of the heart. Children keep it simple: circle yes or no (they seemingly end up together forever).

!!! CHILVARY IS DEAD !!!

2011-03-13T12:15:00.000-04:00

They dont want a man, they want a fag (no offense)

Written by Million$ Of Power aka Jalil H. Rasheed

I will be 26 years old (damn I am getting up there) this coming Friday (March 18th) and considering getting older and my dating woes, I have come to the conclusion that CHILVARY IS DEAD! Why? Because it is got dammit (lol)! I have dated African-descendant American women, Caucasian women, Latina women and Mulatto women (why discriminate?) and it seems that none of the women I have dated even care to be flattered (not in the corny sense) and appreciated; it is as if the man is supposed to have no eloquence, etiquette or brain capacity at all. How could it seem so? Well... whenever I am purposely and actively being an asshole I am not only afforded the opportunity to be gratified physically (intercourse/oral sex recipient of course lol), but also TREATED, either to a date I do not have to contribute to other than my company or to a home cooked meal and etc. Now... whenever I am myself, 75% sweet (realistic), conversational, charming (I know I have a way with women), intuitive, respectful, courteous and considerate (I actually practice being a positive person) I get misled and/or disregarded after the fact - and THIS is what happens... OFTEN!!!

RECENTLY, I went on a date with a woman (so I thought) that was under the impression that I was an idiot! At least I think so because that is the only thing that would make what happened during the date make sense. The date? Simple: dinner and a movie... Occasion? Getting to know one another... Where did I go wrong? MEETING HER BY CHANCE in the first damn place (lmao)! From the start of the date to the end of the date she made it a point to say the dumbest shit ever; she actually stated that ''we will never do this again'' 6 times throughout the date and after the fact she stated that she only meant that as a joke. Also, she stated that she could not date someone who knew one of her exes, whether it be occasional association or close friendship. It was safe to assume that she wanted me to believe that was a joke as well. BITCH BE SERIOUS! That shit was a hint and according to Dating 101 (sarcasm) we are not supposed to ignore the signs! The irony was that she made such statements after most of my attempts to be considerate (asking her what she had a taste for or what movie would she like to see the most) and well mannered (opening doors, etc).

I almost forgot, right before we parted ways that day (the date), we exchanged these words: girl, ''I have never been on a date where I went dutch before. It's not a problem considering this is our first date and we're just getting to know one another, but I don't have the kind of money to go dutch all the time! I won't ever do this again!'' Me, ''Well if you plan on never going dutch again, how do you plan on ever going on another date in the future? You don't ever expect to treat a man as you want to be treated?'' Girl, ''Who said that you and I were going to go on another date?'' Me, ''I was not talking about myself; we have both taken me out of consideration for any of your future experiences at this point. Right now, I am just passing time with questions.'' Girl, ''Well I haven't paid in the past and this time will be my last!'' Me, ''Yea, I bet! Well (ahh), see ya'!''

The funniest part about this story was that a day after the date she calls me and asks me why I had not been in touch and was it due to something she may have done or said during our date. The irony and audacity left me speechless... I fell out laughing.