Greetings! I trust most of you survived the holidays (If I don’t hear from you I’ll assume you’re deceased and will take you off of The Sulk of the Month Club email list) I’ll admit I got a little drunk on New Year’s Eve. I did however, manage to keep all of my clothes on, get into bed and fall asleep by 10pm. That’s what happens when you start drinking at 9am.

So it’s 2012 and the Earth hasn’t imploded yet. That means a few more days or even years of this blogging crap.

Speaking of crap…

I have a new blog.

Please refrain from eye-rolling, I can detect it through any and all of your fancy hand held technological devices.

Presenting…

Big City Kitchen

If you like to cook, or look at pretty pictures of cow testicles and bean sprouts and naked men holding kittens dipped in rich milk chocolate* by all means, check it out. It’s in its early stages of development, so please, be kind.

Really. Check. It. Out.

*Please contact me immediately if you know of any men willing to be dipped in rich milk chocolate. No kittens will be harmed in the dipping process.