Broggasaurus

Haha

2012-02-28T17:39:00.002-08:00

Laughter is the best medicine and also a not so clever way to cover up being a total asshole.

I'm going to be perfectly honest. probably 90% of the time I apply "haha" to the end of a statement I make on someone's facebook it's really just me trying to play nice while still be allowed to be an dick.

Maybe I'm just being cynical, and while I appreciate the correction to the name I have to admit I didn't even catch it. It was like someone had taken a pile of 20 thumbtacks and stuck them all into my arm. Out of the thumbtacks 19 were white and one was green. At that moment I may not notice that one of the thumbtacks is a different color, even if my favorite color is green, which it isn't.

I don't even know where to begin.

Putt Putt in Hawaii

2012-02-07T15:10:00.000-08:00

I was going through old videos on youtube and found this one. I gotta say, it's pure skill and this was 100% intentional.

Prop 8 Overturned.

2012-02-07T15:09:00.000-08:00

You just know there's a gay guy out there bummed prop 8 was ruled unconstitutional because he's been telling his boyfriend that he'd marry him, if ONLY it were legal, and now he's gotta face the music.

(-:

Natural Swimming Pool

2012-02-07T14:56:00.000-08:00

This is probably the coolest swimming pool I've ever seen.

Man Tests Super Insulating Foam By Taking a Welding Torch to his Hand an...

2012-02-06T14:47:00.000-08:00

Pretty incredible.

Downtown Spokane Street Musician

2012-01-31T12:08:00.000-08:00

I bet he didn't complain when his mom told him he needed to practice and if he did I hope he thanks her now.

Downhill extreme: Rollerman!

2011-12-28T13:08:00.000-08:00

1. This is awesome.

2. Nice to see someone still using their rollerblades.

3. What happens when you hit a pebble or one of those high cracks in sidewalk?

4. Poorman's Ironman?

Pythagasaurus

2011-12-27T13:10:00.000-08:00

Broggasaurus brings you Pythagasaurus. He's kind of a dick.

Merry Holidays

2011-12-22T14:37:00.000-08:00

I'm a grinch.

I like pretty things.

I've had a subpar day.

Is a day of subpar golfing a good day golfing?

I wonder what a golf ball would look like if it was shot with a pellet gun?

I should ask Alan Sailer.

Who and why you ask?

Who, is a man.

Why is because.

Cake Sprinkles

H2O

Jello

Jello n Cream

Play Dough

That was a few of his shots from War on Christmas.

I have some things to add to my Xmas list.

Dear Santa,

After you are done running my grandma over with your reindeer, (Santa you know which grandmother I'm talking about) if you aren't don't shopping yet. I'd like to add an Air rifle, a high speed camera and a bunch of things to shoot. Now I know this sounds like a snuff film but I can assure you I'll be safe and responsible. Promise.

It isn't a plague spreading...

2011-12-22T13:16:00.000-08:00

Or is it.

Until the Kardashian pandemic also known as their 15-minutes of fame, is over this may be little more than an accurate depiction of the outbreak of useless information.

Don't get me wrong Twitter has been around for some important events, therefore such as the Iraqi, er the Iranian revolution, you remember, that one that CNN dropped the ball on and then got called out on Twitter via the hashtag, #CNNFAIL.

It's fast, up to the minute, it's concise, 140-characters and a way to keep in contact with friends or stalk a celebrity.

Personally, hipseter me was on the tweeter as an early blue dot when I couldn't find a use for it other than to trick friends into clicking on links like meatspin.com through a bit.ly because facebook had blocked the link. Prudes, it's just some meat spinnin right round baby, right round, like a record baby, round round round.

It took it a while but it really picked up some steam. No wonder China doesn't like it.

One last thing, could we please teach those less people on facebook that are less educated on the #hashtag that it serves NO PURPOSE!

Crushin'

2011-12-19T21:15:00.000-08:00

So that's one of my fave photos that I came across from the OccupyMovements. It's from Austin Tx.

I'd join her, Justsayin'

Like a boss

2011-12-19T17:33:00.000-08:00

There are so many people wearing this hat style and so few that actually look good in them. Pretty much what I'm trying to say is that if you can't put this style of hat on like this guy does, you probably look like a dbag. Same goes for you ladies.

My little cousin has mid skills

2011-12-19T16:32:00.000-08:00

Back when I was just a little dinosaur we didn't have these games. Now it's all I do.

Floss? Everyday? I'll lie and say yes.

2011-12-19T16:25:00.000-08:00

But my bleeding gums murphy rat me out every time.

Every time I have X-rays done at the dentist I make this face when the hygienist steps out of the room.

Attractive I know but apparently it's also good luck because I've NEVER had a cavity!

On my bucket list.

2011-12-09T16:54:00.000-08:00

Ok so I've gone skydiving twice, you know cause I wanna be like a Pterosaur you know one of these badass mofos...

And yes I would attack cities.

So with that being said, this is for sure on my bucket list.

And I know someone will say how dangerous it is and how you could die. Well I want to be a gosh darn Pterosaur, so unless you have something constructive to offer, shut it. K? Thx.

Meet my cousin

2011-12-09T16:40:00.001-08:00

I'm disgusted with myself

2011-12-07T00:08:00.001-08:00

I have something to admit, an honest disgusting craving that is so unnatural and revolting. I have a serious craving for some of that super-processed, so disgusting that not even the United States government that just continued the rape of the waistlines of the American people by claiming pizza a veggie, could call a food of any category. Nacho Cheese... You know that nacho cheese that doesn't EVER expire. That nacho cheese that is neither a solid or a liquid no matter the temperature.

I drove past Del Taco on my way home and kept on driving, telling the entire time, no, No, NO, NOOOO you shall not do this to your body. So now as my mouth waters at the thought of those disgustingly perfect, covered in a material that is called cheese but no one really knows, Nachos...with jalapeño's to add some lie of nutrition.

I'm a filthy disgusting animal and am ashamed of my desires.

Shameless attempt to make some extra $$

2011-12-06T13:49:00.001-08:00

Sneaker Heads Sneaker Heads come out, come out and play. Sizes 11.5 and 12 hooray!

If you don't know, Rif is a consignment store in Little Tokyo in Los Angeles. It's a great place for food and since this place opened something like 5 years ago, it's been a great spot for sneakers too. That being said check it out.

Because someone very special has some wonderful wonderful holiday gifts for the person that wears size 11.5 or 12, that's 45.5EU and 46EU in case you were wondering. 29.5 and 30 if you really had to know.

NIKE AIR FOAMPOSITE ONE (2007)

(black/black-varsity red)

Rif

NIKE DUNK LOW PRO SB PL AVENGER

(white/midnight navy-blue reef)

Rif

NIKE ZOOM LEBRON 3 LEBRON

(white/gold)

Rif

If the links don't work, it means that you missed out because they sold.

I need this in my house

2011-12-06T01:41:00.000-08:00

Carsten Höller - Experience // Slide at The New Museum

Honestly. That's pretty wicked cool. You just know some pretentious art price will try to impress a girl by telling her about this modern piece and then Whoosh goes a person and she realizes that he's fully of doo doo.

PS guys if you take a girl to a museum go ahead and use the word Chiaroscuro, it has nothing to do with slides, it's a term used when discussing paintings.

"Chiaroscuro (English pronunciation: /kiˌɑːrəˈskjʊəroʊ/, Italian: [kjarosˈkuːro] "light-dark") in art is "an Italian term which literally means 'light-dark'. In paintings the description refers to clear tonal contrasts which are often used to suggest the volume and modelling of the subjects depicted"

Thanks Wikipedia, you clever bastard.

Who Lived in a Pineapple that I didn't see?

2011-12-06T01:34:00.001-08:00

I'm a giant dinosaur officer, I swear I didn't see him under my huge dinosaur feet.

This is pretty much how I remember it.

2011-12-01T15:15:00.000-08:00

Since I'm a dinosaur and was there.

ROOOOOOAAARRRR!!!!

Ross Nanotechnology's NeverWet superhydrophobic spray-on coating

2011-11-30T22:49:00.000-08:00

Oh man I bet some of my friends that fell in the tar pits years ago wish they had this.

I remember I stepped in one of them during high school and my Nikes were totally ruined.

It just ROOOOOLLLLS off. You better have read that as a dinosaur roar, if you didn't, go back a read it in the correct manner. Thx

My feature film debut

2011-11-30T22:38:00.000-08:00

In case you were wondering, yes, I have a theme song and this is it.

ROAR!!!

2011-11-30T00:36:00.000-08:00

I'm amazed by technology. I'm a world traveler amazed by the changes in the continental plates since the days of the Triassic period. I'm a simple dino that wants to simply share with you.