Broken Hearted

Love Installation

Babsy — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 06:50:42 +0000

A step by step guide to installing love on the human machine.

Customer: I can do that. I’m not very technical, but I think I am ready to install now. What do I do first?

Tech Support: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma’am?

Customer: Yes I have, but there are several programs running right now. Is it okay to install while they are running?

Tech Support: What programs are running ma’am?

Customer: Let me see… I have PASTHURT.EXE, LOWESTEEM.EXE, GRUDGE.EXE, and RESENTMENT.COM running right now.

Tech Support: No problem. LOVE will automatically erase PASTHURT.EXE from your current operating system. It may remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. LOVE will eventually overwrite LOWESTEEM.EXE with a module of its own called HIGHESTEEM.EXE However,you have to completely turn off GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM. Those programs prevent LOVE from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma’am?

Customer: I don’t know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?

Tech Support: My pleasure. Go to your Start menu and invoke FORGIVENESS.EXE. Do this as many times as necessary until GRUDGE.EXE and RESENTMENT.COM have been completely erased.

Customer: Okay, I’m done. LOVE has started installing itself automatically. Is that normal?

Tech Support: Yes it is. You should receive a message that says it will reinstall for the life of your HEART. Do you see that message?

Customer: Yes I do. Is it completely installed?

Tech Support: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other HEARTS in order to get the upgrades.

Customer: Oops…I have an error message already. What should I do?

Tech Support: What does the message say?

Customer: It says “ERROR 412 – PROGRAM NOT RUN ON INTERNAL COMPONENTS”. What does that mean?

Tech Support: Don’t worry ma’am, that’s a common problem. It means that the LOVE program is set up to run on external HEARTS but has not yet been run on your HEART. It is one of those complicated programming things, but in non-technical terms it means – “you have to ‘LOVE’ your own machine before it can “LOVE” others.”

Customer: So what should I do?

Tech Support: Can you find the directory called “SELF-ACCEPTANCE”?

Customer: Yes, I have it.

Tech Support: Excellent, you are getting good at this.

Customer: Thank you.

Tech Support : You’re welcome. Click on the following files and then copy them to the “MYHEART” directory: FORGIVESELF.DOC, SELFESTEEM.TXT, REALIZEWORTH.TXT, and GOODNESS.DOC. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching any faulty programming. Also, you need to delete SELFCRITIC.EXE from all directories, and then empty your recycle bin afterwards to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.

Customer: Got it. Hey! My HEART is filling up with really neat files. SMILE.MPG is playing on my monitor right now and it shows that WARMTH.COM, PEACE.EXE, and CONTENTMENT.COM are copying themselves all over my HEART!

Tech Support: Then LOVE is installed and running. You should be able to handle it from here. One more thing before I go

Customer: Yes?

Tech Support: LOVE is freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everybody you meet. They will in turn share it with other people and they will return some really neat modules back to you.

Customer: I will. Thank you for your help.

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Life is pretty much unpredictable.

Babsy — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 13:20:20 +0000

Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough;
but I won’t miss out letting you know,
that life is worth living with someone like you around.

The more difficult the obstacle

Babsy — Sun, 07 Jun 2009 00:50:28 +0000

The more difficult the obstacle, the stronger one becomes after hurdling it.
The winds of grace are always blowing; all we need to do is raise our sails.

God Said

Babsy — Sat, 06 Jun 2009 00:47:36 +0000

God said,
“Don’t get tired of doing what is good.
Don’t get discourage and give up.
For we will reap a harvest of blessings at the appropriate time.“

The Importance of a Good Friendship

Babsy — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 00:46:03 +0000

The importance of a good friendship in our life is like the importance of our heartbeats.
Though they are not visible, they silently support our life.

For years I kept a sign in my room

Babsy — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 00:42:30 +0000

For years I kept a sign in my room that helped me maintain the right perspective concerning yesterday.
It simply said, “Yesterday ended last night.”

It reminded me that no matter how badly I might have failed in the past, it’s done and today is a new day to make things better.

God’s Love is the Voice

Babsy — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:39:25 +0000

God’s love is the voice
when you can’t speak,
the strength when you are weak,
the hope when you are down,
and the laughter when you are sad.

Stay happy!
God loves you!

A Man is not Honest

Babsy — Tue, 02 Jun 2009 00:37:28 +0000

A man is not honest simply because he never had a chance to steal.

It is how one responds to a troubling situation where others can gauge one’s character.

Never Forget To Thank God

Babsy — Sun, 31 May 2009 17:34:55 +0000

Never forget to thank God for all the blessings He’s given us.
No matter how good or bad, there’s always a reason, and it’s always he best.

Suffering is a Great Grace

Babsy — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 13:23:32 +0000

Suffering is a great grace.
In suffering, the soul becomes crystallized;
the greater the suffering, the purer the love.

~ St. Faustina, 20th century ~