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Too Much Parity in Baseball?

2011-06-08T16:27:00.002-05:00

I have always been annoyed by the fact that so many teams make the playoffs in the National Hockey League. The regular season in any sport that concludes with a playoff season should winnow out the mediocre teams. The end result should be the best teams fighting for the national championship. This system has been mostly satisfactory in baseball except for the last decade or so. What has happened is that teams with less money to spend, particularly the so-called small market teams, have been unable to field truly competitive teams. The Pittsburgh Pirates and Kansas City Royals come to mind.

In 2011 it seems that Major League Baseball has reached the goal of parity. As of this writing (June 8, 2011) the last place Baltimore Orioles are only 5 and ½ games out of first place, the same number of games that separate the top three contenders in the two other Al Divisions. The same applies for the NL East and Central Division, where 5 and ½ games separate the top three teams; in the NL West this separates the top four teams.

Now, this by itself is not so dramatic. It is not unusual for the top two or three teams to be clustered near the lead. Where the drama comes in is when you examine the Wild Card standings. Take the NL Wild Card, for example. The New York Mets, despite all their woes are only 4 and ½ games out of the Wild Card lead. At this stage of the season, with not even the first half of it being completed, there are a potential of 11 teams in contention, if you believe a 7 game deficit can be erased in 3 and ½ months. The American League Wild Card is similar, where 8 teams are in possible contention. What this means is that in the National League all but two teams have some decent chance of entering the playoffs; in the American League all but three have that chance.

In the big picture, this is good for baseball. More fans who think their teams have a chance will continue to attend games, providing more revenue to the teams. It will be interesting to see how this affects trades, however. Take the Mets again, for example. All talk has been about the possible need to trade Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran and Francisco Rodriguez to cut payroll. New York’s sport talk radio is filled with debates about the cost and benefits of possible trades involving these players. The assumption is that the Mets are going nowhere and should get the best value to build for the future. The consensus among fans and talking heads is that the Mets should hold on to Reyes and trade the other two, particularly Beltran.

But wait a minute; the Mets are only 4 and ½ games out of first place in the Wild Card. Their season has been one of ups and downs, but for the most part they’ve been able to smooth the cycle and stay near .500. Why should they give up in late July if they are within the same striking distance? Teams with less talent (arguably the 1973 Mets), were able to make up even bigger deficits to reach the top. Why trade for the future if the future is now? I don’t envy Sandy Alderson’s position but he can thank the apparent parity for giving him these difficult choices.

Do You Have What It Takes...

2011-06-01T11:48:00.003-05:00

to work at Taco Bell?

(from Business Week)

"With me on the line are Carmen Franco, 60, and Ricardo Alvarez, 36. The best Food Champions can prepare about 100 burritos, tacos, chalupas, and gorditas in less than half an hour, and they have the 78-item menu memorized. Franco and Alvarez are a precise and frighteningly fast team. Ten orders at a time are displayed on a screen above the line, five drive-thrus and five walk-ins. Franco is a blur of motion as she slips out wrapping paper and tortillas, stirs, scoops, and taps, then slides the items down the line while looking up at the screen. The top Food Champions have an ability to scan through the next five orders and identify those that require more preparation steps, such as Grilled Stuffed Burritos and Crunchwrap Supremes, and set those up before returning to simpler tacos and burritos. When Alvarez is bogged down, Franco slips around him and slides Crunchwrap Supremes into their boxes. For this adroit time management and manual dexterity, Taco Bell starts its workers at $8.50 an hour, $1.25 more than minimum wage."

Memorized 72 menu items! I bet they dream in Taco Bell colors.

Sombrero tip to Marginalrevolution.com

Hope He Doesn't Get Bent Out of Shape

2011-02-14T13:16:00.003-05:00

I didn't know this but apparently celebrity-yogi Bikram Choudhury had patents out on some of his Hot Yoga moves. What a creep. If you teach any of "his" poses you have to pay him a fee. I thought these were in the public domain since Yoga has been around for a few thousand years. Leave it to our money grubbing western mentality to have a twisted mind like Choudhury get patents. But the Indian government is sticking it to him big time by putting over 1,300 yoga asanas online. All those poses are considered to be in the public domain and therefore unpatentable. Here's one pose that Choudhury can still patent:

Pet Peeve of the Month

2011-02-11T13:40:00.002-05:00

Here's something that gets my gourd: imitations of the Beatles' Abbey Road album cover. How I wish they had patented that and never allowed anyone to use it. Their prodiction was iconic and eternal; anything after has been mere pretentious imitation. Please, please "creative types", could we have a moratorium on Abbey Road rip offs?

First photo: stupid. Second photo: These people didn't even have the decency to look straight ahead.

Doing Abbey Road imitations has become the tourist equivalent of sticking your head inside a cannon.

Celebrity Get Out of Jail Free Card

2010-10-06T14:07:00.002-05:00

If you do the crime, be a celeberity, so you don't have to do the time.

Why You WIll Never Eat Dumplings Again, Ever

2010-10-06T13:53:00.002-05:00

I'va always loved dumplings, especially as part of a dim sum dinner. Having learned this, I'll either have to stop eating dumplings or re-frame myself as some kind of food connoiseur.

And, to stay on the theme of food, at least I stay away from some of the exotic food that has a high rate of being undercooked, thereby resulting in contamination.

A good reason to get psychotherapy

2010-09-24T13:23:00.001-05:00

If only my insurance covered this:

America the Fattiful

2010-09-24T13:15:00.003-05:00

I'd like to see a chart that shows the number of dollars spent on all sorts of diet and exercise services and equipment - from books, to pills, to gym membeships - next to this chart of how we Americans have become major league fatties. There is something very schizoid about the way we can move in two entirely opposite directions.

Looking for Love and Tasting Faces

2010-09-23T16:03:00.001-05:00

If you've ever wondered what celebrity faces taste like, here it is.

The Blown Call and the Perfect Game that Wasn't

2010-06-03T13:39:00.003-05:00

As all the baseball world knows by now, last night Detroit's pitcher Armando Gallaraga had baseball immortality wrested from him by a call blown by 22-year umpiring veteran Jim Joyce. This episode is so rich with tragic and dramatic content that it's hard to know where to begin. First, their is the obvious pain and sense of loss suffered by Gallaraga, a veteran from Venezuela who may never show more than what he did last night, probably never win 20 games, or pitch a no-hitter or have a particulalrly stellar year. No-hitters and perfect games give the opportunity for baseball immortality to some who would otherwise never be remembered. Consider Hideo Nomo, the Japanese pitcher who pitched two no-hitters in his major leagie career. Without the no-hitters, he would be remembered as a good pitcher with control problems. Instead, he can lay claim to having pitched two more no-hitters than all Mets pitchers in the histroy of the team. Now, Gallaraga will be remembered only for his perfect game that was never reorded, and he will simply be a footnote in baseball trivia.

A sub-context of yesterday's drama is also that Gallaraga's perfect game would have been the third one this season, with an earlier one pitched by Dallas Braden of the A's and a second by Roy Halladay of the Phillies. With only 20 perfect games pitched in the last 100 years or so of basbeall history, a third perfect game in 2010would have been way out on the outlier scale. Baseball pundits would have started discussing why so many perfect games all of a sudden - was it just a statistical anomaly, or was it caused by something else, perhaps the reduced use of steroids among hitters? These discussions were averted by the blown call.

Another point of drama the personal agony with which umpire Jim Joyce is apparently suffering. After the game, he immediately checked the replay and then admitted that he had made a mistake. He went to Gallaraga, and in tears, apologized. Had the blown call occured in an earlier inning the hoopla may not have been as great. The blown call may have been almost history by the ninth inning. Perhaps still wrong but probably not something to dwell on.

There is also the issue of whether or not Gallaraga still pitched a perfect game, regardless of the call. One could argue that he stil did. Every replay indicates that the call was blown, so in effect Gallaraga did pitch a perfect game, it just has not been recorded as such.

This is just some fodder for discussion. There is much more to this story that can be explored - the economic situatino in Detroit, the role in the final play by Migueel Cabrera, the issue of technology and review of replays, Gallaraga's first reaction, his answer to an interview question (Nobody's perfect) etc. Much more to be said about this incident.

I Suppose They Plan to Paint it Red

2010-04-28T10:56:00.002-05:00

A couple recently bought a whole town on ebay for $360,000 dollars. Not a bad price considering that here in New York for that price you get a 1 bedroom home in a decrepit neighborhood, or maybe the terrace in a highrise apartment in Manhattan. I hear they were very interested in it because, being a town, it has no idiots, who apparently only reside in villages. I think it will make for some very confusing weekend planning: "Hey, honey, do you wanna go out on the town tonight?" "Nah, I'd rather go out."

Volcanic Ash Good For Taxi Business

2010-04-19T12:07:00.003-05:00

Apparently desperate travelers have resorted to paying large sums of money to travel within Europe by cab, the most famous so far John Cleese, formerly of Monty Python. Cleese forked over $5,100 to travel from Oslo to Brussels.

I wonder how much he tipped the driver and whehter he was able to keep his eye on the meter for the full 12 hours. If I were the cabby, I would have taken advantage of the chance to do Monthy Python skits with Cleese, the way I used to do them Monday mornings in the mid-70's at Bronx Science. Yes, that was one way that I spent my adolescent Sunday evenings: begging my father to let me stay up late to watch the latest Monty Python episode. He just did not understand how important it was to come in on Monday morning fully prepared to recreate the Python skits.

Shopping in Handcuffs Will Save You Money

2010-04-09T12:13:00.001-05:00

That's right folks, recent research shows that how long you touch or hold something has an effect on your likelihood of buying it. So when you go shopping, ask the security guard to place you in handcuffs as a pre-emptive measure. Tell him that it will look as if he apprehended a shoplifter, and it will make him look good.

Book Review: The End of Sadness

2010-04-08T14:50:00.003-05:00

Why are so many people in this country seemingly suffering from depression and why are anti-depressants one of the biggest selling drugs? The answer, according to the authors of The Loss of Sadness is that the definition of depression has been set in such a way that many more people than should will be diagnosed as suffering from depression. What's so bad about that? For one, people will be medicated who are not suffering from depression but appropriately responding to a life circumstance, like the loss of a job or the breakup of a romantic relationship. The problem is that reaction to these life events will express the same symptoms as those delineated in the latest version of the mental health diagnostic manual, the DSM. Second, a false measure on the true extent of depression will shift resources to where they are not truly needed. Third, there is the philosophical issue, not directly addressed by the authors, of what persistent medicalization against life's unwanted but unavoidable circumstances does to us as human beings.

Authors Wakefield and Horwitz show how normal sadness was always understood as a natural response to certain types of life events, and that abnormal responses were always differentiated as such. The latter was seen as a type of condition that was without context or out of proportion to the event in question. The effort to focus on symptoms at the exclusion of context was partly driven by the mental health profession's desire to systematize diagnosis, thereby making it more likely that psychiatrists or general practitioners would arrive at the same diagnosis given the same symptoms. Unfortunately the human mind is not so submissive to external labeling, and this cookie cutter approach was bound to identify a great number of false negatives. This Wakefield and Horwitz show as they expose the biased results of community surveys, particularly those of adolescents, whose lives and mindsets can fluctuate in mood almost daily, depending on where they are on the "cool" scale.

Now that so-called Big Pharma is a major player in the Name the Disease Game, it seems virtually impossible that the mental health profession will reverse on this issue. Nevertheless, as the next version of the DSM is revised (due out in 2011), Wakefield and Horwitz urge their mental health colleagues to consider reuniting context with symptoms so as to revive the traditional distinction between normal sadness and true depression.

This is a great read on the history of how depression came to be defined the way it is today. In particular, it sheds light on how the wrong premises can lead to faulty conclusions and to misguided public policy. In how many other fields could this exist?

Why We Need Brtiney Spear Statues at Dangerous Intersections

2010-04-08T14:01:00.003-05:00

According to the blog run by economist Richard Thaler, in India authorities placed a religious shrine near a dangerous intersection to slow down drivers. They don't seem to follow traffic rules, but they do hold their sacred images in high esteem. The obvious solution for America is to have our own sacred images for the same purpose. Remember folks, you're supposed to slow down, not stop and gawk.

I Am Bartimaeus

2010-03-29T10:40:00.002-05:00

I've been reading The Year of Living Like Jesus, by Pastor Ed Dobson. I have had a hard time getting through this book, as I have found it so far a bad imitation of A.J. Jacob's The Year of Living Biblically. This seems to be a new genre of books: take a topic and live it out for a year, like the Happiness Project, and one other book whose title escapes me but has to do with living for year taking Oprah's advice.

I was reading a section of Dobson's book on Bartimaeus, the blind man who yelled out to Jesus: "Jesus, son of David, have mercy on me?" In response Jesus asked, "What do you want me to do for you?" Bartimaeus answered, "Rabbi, I want to see." I realized upon reading this that my request is the same: I too want to see. But I want to see not because I am physically blind but because I am spiritually blind, or at least I need significantly corrective spiritual lenses. After almost 50 years of living my Catholic faith, I still have too many worries, concerns, fears, judgments, temptations, shortcomings, etc. Would that I could see spiritual reality and put all these problems into perspective, or elminate them entirely if I could improve my spiritual eyesight and see things as they really are. Perhaps then I could turn my attention to the things that really matter, and cast my eye upon eternal truths, and not those illusions that mislead us daily. Yes Rabbi, I want to see!

Global Warming, or Not

2010-03-22T13:24:00.004-05:00

I am not a scientist. The closest I came to being one was when I was pre-med in college, at Columbia. But I soon dropped that, as I found physics and chemistry truly boring, and biology only mildly interesting. I also found the other pre-med students too competitive. One time during a chem lab we were asked to get some ingredient from a large tub. The rush to the tub rivaled the onslaught of shoppers on Black Friday at opening time. Wham! Someone's jar hits me on the side of my glasses, a hard blow as anyone who wears glasses could tell you. No apology. Nothing. Just a quick scoop of the magical dust into the jar. Away with you medicine! Come hither economics!

As a confirmed non-scientist I am continually confused as to the reality of global warming. This latest salvo against the global warming belief makes me even more confused. According to this article, the belief that global warming is occuring rests on some very shoddy statistics, apparently boiling down to a very small sample of a few trees somewhere in the world, with the data being massaged and manipulated to provide the global warming result. Who is right? In principle, I am against waste and conspicuous consumption. Global warming or not, get your SUV's off the road. But is it really happeining?

Speaking of which, the trend toward green may also be breeding people who lie and cheat. According to another study, people who buy green feel a sort of entitlement to get away with other things. So, while there may indeed be global warming, it may be accompanied by an unhealthy dose of ethical cooling.

You've Got to Be Kidmanning Me!

2010-03-01T16:53:00.002-05:00

It turns out that the actress Nicole Kidman actually has a hard time getting acting jobs because of her bum knee, which she apparently sustained while filming Moulin Rouge. The problem has to do with insurance. She is now considered a high risk to not finish a film because of her knee and thus insurance companies are not wanting to get involved. The problem has been worked out with special salary escrow arrangements. The whole idea seems somewhat out of place in the fantasy life that we perceive to be Hollywood. Source: marginalrevolution.com

Book Reviews - Double the Fun

2010-02-04T12:03:00.002-05:00

As some of you, my many wonderful followers, know by now, I also do book reviews. In the past year or so I have read two books that I think are some of the best in their genre but, to my surprise and disappoinment, are unavailable on Amazon. If there were a way for me to promote these books and get them a greater readership, I would. Consider the following two reviews part of that effort.

Conquering Your Financial Stress: The Five-Point Plan for Generating True Wealth, Bruce Eaton

I frankly do not understand why this book is hidden in the dark corners of the publishing world. This is absolutely one of the best, if not the best, book that I have ever read on personal finance. Eaton provides a new paradigm for the reader to view finances. Rather than looking at money as income and something to use for spending, you look at your financial life from the perspective of value - generating value, exchanging value and preserving value. In each of these areas he provides what he calls H2O's, or events that Have 2 Occur in your life for financial stress to be reduced or eliminated. Once you identify these H2O's you can then set reasonable objectives (and not pie in the sky goals) for achieving them. An H20 might be, for example, improving your health. This will reduce your financial stress because you will reduce medical expenses and the worry over how to meet them. Your objective may then be to eat less fatty foods, for example. There are a good number of areas like this that Eaton provides for H20's. They all make a great deal of sense and one can see how applying the steps will ultimately lead to less or eliminated financial stress.

Also, Eaton does not mince words to give the reader excuses for not taking action. The reasons the reader is in trouble are clearly spelled out. Only a person in serious denial could read these pages and not think they apply.

Finally, the book is also written with a lot of humor and Eaton's writing is often down-right hysterical, which is not something you ever hear someone say about a personal finance book. If I can ever get hold of the author, I would urge him to write and publish a second edition. It seems that the times could not be more right for another healthy dose of commonsensical (and humorous) financial advise.

Intelligent Memory, by Barry Gordon

I'm amazed that this book has been lost among the dozens of good books out there on creativity and problem solving. For me, this book is as good a find as Conquering Your Financial Stress, a great book on managing finaces which, like Intelligent Memory, is also currently unavailable. Perhaps the title of this book helped its demise, as it is not so much about memory as it is about how memory supports the creative and problem solving processes. Gordon and co-author Berger do a great job of providing crisp and clear explanations of how the two types of memories - short and long term - support the ability to problem solve and be creative. The authors provide useful and entertaining exercises which clearly demonstrate their theories in action. They provide guidance for seven areas: 1) enhancing attention; 2) expanding scratch-pad (short-term) memory); 3) storing more memories; 4) sparking connections; 5) solving problems; 6) working creatively; and 7) preventing mental mistakes. Improving in each of these areas, individually and in combination, will help the reader become better at problem solving and creativity. In sum, this book was educational, entertaining and motivating, as it provides the tools to become a better thinker overall in a fun and easily accessible manner.

Loneliness is a Cooty

2010-01-05T12:27:00.002-05:00

New research shows that loneliness is something that can be spread, much like a cold or a bad attitude. So, if you feel lonely and shared that with someone you know, ironically and paradoxically, that person is more likely to feel lonely than if you had kept your mouth shut. Even a friend of a friend of someone who feels lonely has a greater chance of feeling lonely themselves. So how do we stop this epidemic? Lonely people need to keep their loneliness to themselves. I hope I'm not alone on this.

Beware the Latest Threat to Human Life!

2009-11-20T15:49:00.004-05:00

Jellyfish are Taking Over the Ocean!

Despite their pacific sounding name (pun intended) jellyfish are quickly becoming a threat to other ocean life and to human beings. See the harrowing report on how many giant, icky jellyfish are propagating off the coast of Japan, and how deadly the sting of the box jellyfish can be. Did you know that 500,000 people per year are stung by jellyfish in the Chesapeak Bay? I didn't even know that many people swam in the bay. It seems like a 100% guarantee that if you go swimming in the bay you will become just another statitic.

Clearly this is a job for government intervention, and the answer is not just throwing dollars at the problem (the jellyfish will just eat them). No, the US of A must recruit the only known weapon against this menace:

Nick at Night, send us Spongebob so we can sleep at night!

How Men Can Be So Stupid

2009-11-17T11:51:00.002-05:00

There's a new study out that indicates that men basically beat up their wives if their home football team, when favored to win by 3 points or more, loses. This seemingly unimportant upset in the larger scheme of things, seems to be incredibly upsetting to many of us men, who then take out their frustrations on their spouses.

So how should "society" respond? Perhaps an ad after such a loss by the home team, discouragin their male fans from reacting this way, sort of like a "drink responsibly" add: "lose with dignity"? Who knows. But clearly those of us with testosterone in our gender package have issues.

My Favorite Philosopher

2009-10-27T13:40:00.002-05:00

Not Socrates, not Aristotle, not even Yogi Berra. No, it's Allain de Botton, author of The Consolations of Philosophy; Status Anxiety and How Proust Can Change Your Life, among others. He writes beautifully and captures the essence of mundane events and otherwise ordinary characters, and elevates them to a sublime sense otherwise missing from everyday reflections. You need to read his books to see what I mean.

He recently started a "school" for people interested in tying philosophy to their everyday life. He aptly called it The School of Life. On the website he has contributors of the same ilk. One just wrote a short piece on why bankers' wealth gets our goat but that of rock stars doesn't.

Hapless Again - The 2009 New York Mets

2009-08-25T14:37:00.002-05:00

As if things weren't bad enough for the 2009 New York Mets, the latest news that Johan Santana is out for the season with bone chips in his elbow seems like that's as bad as it can get. But wait, there is still more than a month left in the season, so who knows what else can happen. Will a hot prospect get injuried in his first at bat, or after throwing his first pitch? What new twist can this team give to losing a game at the last moment? Unassisted triple play. Done. Missing third base. Ditto. Dropping an infield pop fly. Been there. Perhaps an outfielder will toss the second out of an inning into the stands, thinking it's out number three and the winning run will score for the opposing team. Maybe someone will bat out of order, forcing Jerry Manuel to use a non-pitcher to pitch in a late inning game. Let's just wait and see.

I was going to mention as emblematic of the season the offer of free Mets tickets from an online pawn broker. I guess that's the most positive association that one can make with the Mest these days, but even they have pulled the offer.

What will McDonald's name them and Will Sarah Palin be on Board?

2009-08-11T13:59:00.002-05:00

Unable to control the growth of its imported camel population, the Australian government has decided to shoot 650,000 camels from helicopters and sell them for meat and other uses (whatever those may be). Any guess as to what McDonald's will call this tasy new treat? Will it be on sale on "hump" day? Rumor has it that Sarah Palin, fond of shooting wildlife from helicopters, has asked to go on a ride-along to test her skills against the slow-footed targets.