Brutal Bros

Michael Jackson Is Not Dead!

bounce@brutalbros.com (sKrOnK) — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 12:19:59 CST

LISTEN UP PEOPLE! I've got some fucking news for you...after several hits off my bong and quite a few beer, I systematically broke down the whole Michael Jackson death and made sense of it all and came up with one simple reality...Michael Jackson is NOT dead! Filed Under: editorial

BRUTALIZZED KIDS...Distant Legends

bounce@brutalbros.com (SHED) — Sun, 28 Jun 2009 02:34:41 CST

A while back we were fortunate enough to come across a Spanish band called "BRUTALIZZED KIDS." In the short while we've been internet whores we've had the displeasure of dealing with a lot of terrible fucking bands. So when BRUTALIZZED KIDS came along I think it kinda stunned us. So here's the deal...they're Spanish, they don't seem to give a fuck about genre, and they're fucking good! From new wave shit, to industrial, to punk, who fucking knows what they will do next but they're about to release a new CD and I dare say you should fucking check them out!

Filed Under: music

The Conduit (Wii)

bounce@brutalbros.com (SHED) — Fri, 26 Jun 2009 17:34:23 CST

The Conduit has brought a lot of hope to Wii owners who are sick of "shovelware" titles. After having been able to sit down with the title I feel somewhat mixed on how to approach this game as it makes good on all it's promises yet misses the mark in some key areas. While the slight misses must be noted for a decent and fair review I must stress that High Voltage with their custom game engine have set the bar high (I mean really fucking high) and this game is not to be over looked. Filed Under: games

Farrah Fawcett and Micheal Jackson dead!?

bounce@brutalbros.com (SHED) — Thu, 25 Jun 2009 17:19:46 CST

Two major deaths today however Farrah Fawcett & Micheal Jackson together make me think this is more than a busy day for the coroner to the rich and famous. You see two icons like this prompt several questions. Aside from the fact children and small monkeys the world over can now rejoice as their "no no" parts are once again safe, I smell a conspiracy. With the biggest "super power" nation in economic decline I dare say these deaths, and more to follow are being faked as the rich and powerful move underground before a massive new world order change comes. Filed Under: culture editorial

Tiger Woods 10 - Wii Motion Plus

bounce@brutalbros.com (SHED) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:17:52 CST

As a rather run of the mill RTS, FPS, and RPG gamer I find most sports games to be a waste of time. I typically think why would I play basketball on my TV when I could really go play basketball! Tiger Woods 10 brings a whole lot of legitimate reasons to playing sports on a game system and then blows all your perceptions away. If you love golf and own an Xbox or a PS3 you're about to seriously regret it. Filed Under: games

Are you that stupid? For a few years now there has been a debate that "Talk Shit" should say "Comments." Are you really too stupid to realize "Talk Shit" means "Leave a comment?"

bounce@brutalbros.com (SHED) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:01:23 CST

Filed Under: Polls and Questions

SAY SOMETHING PEOPLE!

bounce@brutalbros.com (sKrOnK) — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 11:37:15 CST

See the balloon with the exclamation inside of it? Well folks, this little graphic occurs at the bottom of every single article with the words Talk Shit and is intended for you to click on and leave us some comments! It's a very simple thing...but I am having trouble understanding why it is that with the many hits we are receiving, there are not more comments left? Maybe some of you are terrified of the ORAL DIARRHEA? Well it's not like if you leave a comment you are going to fall violently ill with feces coming out of your mouth or anything! Jesus fuck!!! I go to sites that are far crappier than this one, and come across the gayest fucking articles possibly known to mankind, yet there are 30 or 40 comments left. We all know how to do it. Shit...everyone's fucking dog has a facebook account and a shitspace one as well, so come on you lazy bastards and start typing something...anything! Filed Under: rants

Flight 666 by Iron Maiden

bounce@brutalbros.com (sKrOnK) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 23:41:47 CST

As someone who grew up to Iron Maiden, and basically became a headbanger because of them, I was anxious to see this "Rocumentary" which has them cover 5 continents in 45 days. This undertaking has them play 23 shows and is made possible as singer Bruce Dickinson (a fully qualified pilot) takes the helm of the mighty ED FORCE ONE...a customized Boeing 757 that carries everyone and everything! Filed Under: music movies

lolz @ Apple - SD card slots

bounce@brutalbros.com (SHED) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:46:37 CST

WWDC was yesterday and I'm pleased to tell everyone Apple has once again through their non-stop innovation realized something everyone else knew 5 years ago. New MacBooks will ship with SD card slots, AWESOME! Thanks Apple all my laptops over the past 5 years have had multi card readers but you give me just SD, cool. I guess sKrOnK would still be using USB cables if he bought a MacBook because he has a Sony and we all know Sony doesn't use SD. Filed Under: editorial tech

High Voltage Software is starting to piss me off...in a good way "The Grinder"

bounce@brutalbros.com (SHED) — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 09:19:17 CST

Man I'm fucking ready for the Conduit but today I learned of something that sorta fucked my day up. High Voltage is working on a 4 player co-op monster killing game that me thinks is going to be my Left 4 Dead replacement called "The Grinder." You see I love my Wii for two reasons, old skool gaming, and while it's not a power house I want to pick up a gun and shoot some shit. The Wii is the platform for this but so many FPS games have ditched the Wii it's become a a lost dream until now. High Voltage seems more than committed to bringing mature high quality titles to the Wii. It's time I started making a Colt M4 mod for my WiiMote :) Filed Under: games