The Bubblegum Nightclub

Twitter/HaiTwu/Axis of Anarchy

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 17:17:00 +0000

Beauty heartbroken

By smug kilt-wearing gamer

I ask: What the Fawkes?!!?!

www.haikulture.com

Twitter/HaiTwu/Bert

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 03:27:00 +0000

Bert - The Haiku

Shatter my childhood

A spongy felt entendre'?

'Doing' The Pigeon?!!!??

---Hai

Hai Kulture

This little gem was brought to you by the letter 'Y'.

As in: 'Why did someone text me what an elongated Muppet in a turtleneck truly represents?!!!'

I can never unsee it now! Hopefully, you can't either.

I'm like 'The Ring' in that regard...

Love,

Hai

Twitter/TwitterImpossible/The Khan Whisperer

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 07:09:00 +0000

The Miff of Khan

'KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN'

This was hilarious at 2am -trust me!

---Hai

Thanks to @pattyjrobinson on The Twit

For #moviequotesthatshouldnotbeshouted

The opposite was not as effective without fontage

Life in the Pattyverse

Twitter/TweetASpoiler/Dawn of the Dead '04

noreply@blogger.com (Seward) — Thu, 29 Sep 2011 03:00:00 +0000

TweetASpoiler Theater Presents:

Dawn of the Dead '04

Zombies.Mall.Zombies.People.Zombies.RichardCheeseMontage.Zombies.Trucks.Zombies.Boat.

EndCredits.Zombies!!!!

Urbane Dictionary/Victorians

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 05:20:00 +0000

Victorians (def.)

A people long on pocket watches and short on astro-navigation

Urbane Dictionary/Aether

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 04:18:00 +0000

Aether (def.)

The thick vapors that make up space and hold all the planets and stars and wobbly bits in place. According to the Victorians, you could breathe in it if you were wearing a pith helmet and fly to the moon in it if you had a steam-punk’d frigate (or a big ass cannon)

See Victorians (def.)

Photoslop/Kindle-ing/Fahrenheit 1832

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 04:06:00 +0000

Fahrenheit 1832

from

Kindl(e)ing

HaiKulture

Facebook/Lyrical Satirical/My Chemical Nepotism

noreply@blogger.com (Seward) — Mon, 26 Sep 2011 05:50:00 +0000

Help Wanted

Do you have experience working with the broken, the beaten, and the damned?

Do you enjoy marching bands and foiling the plans of your own demons and all non- believers?

Do you have a messianic complex but no carpentry skills?

Executive Leadership Position Available!

Contact: Father Figure c/o The Black Parade

Twitter/Haitwu/Ikea Ball Pit

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 21:30:00 +0000

Ikea Ball Pit - The Haiku

Dipping a toe in

Plastic Biowaste Playland

Thrown Out/ No Meatballs :(

Totally unfair! There was no one around and I even took off my shoes.

I am a victim of 'adultism'!

I really like those meatballs too. :(

PhotoSlop/Shark Weak/Last Supper at Arnold's

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 05:57:00 +0000

From: The Unjump the Shark Campaign

The moment The Fonz takes up the cross of idiom

http://haikulture.com/pop-culture/da-fonz-da-haiku/

Facebook/From Profile Pic - With Love/Store-ian Gray

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 03:30:00 +0000

Dear Me,

Sure the store says : Forever 21

But your license says: Flip Side of 30

With Love,

Your Profile Pic

Facebook/Pop Insult/Anti-Social Network

noreply@blogger.com (Seward) — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 06:04:00 +0000

The New New New Facebook

What if one of the most anti-social of people created a social network?

Oh wait-he did.

Stay tuned! Next week:

The New New New New Facebook

BackBlog/Pop Science/The Fonz-a-thon Equilibrium Principle

noreply@blogger.com (Seward) — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 16:30:00 +0000

The Fonz-a-thon Equilibrium Principle

'Too much of a cool thing becomes tragic'

Lava Lamp: Cool

Lava Flow: Tragedy

One Eye Patch: Cool

Two Eye Patches: Tragedy

A Sombrero: Cool

The Alamo: Tragedy

---Seward

From 'Shark Weak'

Hai Kulture

Facebook/From Profile Pic - With Love/The Tagging Dead

noreply@blogger.com (Seward) — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 09:55:00 +0000

Dear Me,

*Pssst. Someone just tagged you.*

Check it out- your one eye is completely white.

Were you having a seizure?

Hot.

Mmmm. You make one sexy half-zombie

With Love,

The Pic that just showed up next to

Your Profile Pic

Twitter/Haitwu/Kokopelli

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 06:50:00 +0000

Kokopelli - The Haiku

Cocktail Party Guest

An Elephant in the Room

That's Soooooooo not a Flute!

On the whole, Fertility Deities make for awkward dinner companions!

Facebook/Pop Diss/Splintered Cell

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 06:34:00 +0000

Can you knock it off with the drunken texts?

You are making my smart phone dumber!

Facebook/Hai-lidays/Unjump the Shark Day

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 08:16:00 +0000

Link: Hai Kulture: Unjump The Shark Day

Link: Facebook Event Page

PhotoSlop/HaiKulture/SoylentMeme

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 19:00:00 +0000

Soylent Meme

From: Kindl(e)-ing - The Haitwo

Hai Kulture

PhotosSlop/War of the Wheaton/Good Wil Hunting

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 15:43:00 +0000

Good Wil Hunting

From: War of the Wheaton - The Hai-Three

Hai Kulture

Facebook/From Profile Pic, With Love/Too Jive Crew

noreply@blogger.com (Seward) — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 04:26:00 +0000

Dear Me,

Honestly, between you and your 'gang', you might want to consider: 'NO fedoras per crew'.

With Love,

Your Profile Pic

Photoslop/War of the Wheaton/W is for Whendetta

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 20:41:00 +0000

From: Wil Wheaton - Archnemesis

War of the Wheaton - The HaiFive

Hai Kulture

PhotoSlop/The 'Year One' Without A Batman/Mr. Freeze

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 17:58:00 +0000

The 'Year One' Without A Batman

'Mr. Freeze'

Silver and Cold

A Defective Comics/Rankin-Bash Up

Twitter/TweetASpoiler/TheTweetofThunder

noreply@blogger.com (Hai Kulture) — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 02:46:00 +0000

Step on a crack - break your mother's back

Step on a butterfly: yu fook upp evreetheeng

Facebook/Darth Therapy/Forcing the Issues

noreply@blogger.com (Seward) — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 20:27:00 +0000

Vader: I wouldn't say I have 'Passive-Aggressive' tendencies.

Skywalker: No-you're right...you have 'Aggressive Aggressive' tendencies

Vader: <uncomfortable breathing>

Facebook/Darth Therapy/Bring your Son to the Darkside Day

noreply@blogger.com (Seward) — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 19:17:00 +0000

Skywalker: So he cut of my hand THEN asked me to attend Darkside Father/Son Day! Don't you think you kind of put the kibosh on the pick-up softball game, Pops?

Vader: <uncomfortable breathing>