The BubbleCast

Won The Lotto

Szam — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:44:13 +0000

yo ho biatches,

As you may have heard already, i did a cuppatea epsiode with AJ on Sunday, and we did declare that i could at least blog instead of me not podcasting, so here we go.

I won £10 on the lotto last night how fun, bought twenty ciggs and left them on the bus this morning so i guess thats karma yeah or sumfing or nuffing i dunno.

Like the new theme? needed a hange so what the hell.

I did actually record an episode of the BubbleCast last night i just havent had time to upload it, and as you may have guessed i am blogging this from my desk at work lol.

Hope yuor all okay and having fun,

Cio for now! xx

Sorry Podworld

Szam — Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:02:00 +0000

heya guys.

Sorry i havent done any shows recently this is due to me being at work and i have literally just got settled in today.

I am working in a fantastic environment, people are lovely, funny, and i just have not yet ad the time to do a show.

I dont mean to neglect you all, but also i havnt been in a nice mood lately so i dont want u all to listen to me feeling depressed and shit.

Thank you all so much for the emails, i really do appreciate it, and i would like to say also, welcome the new shows to the RPSN.

Once again, love you all loads, and speak to you soon

xxxxx

Izzit

Szam — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 18:26:18 +0000

omg, get this shit , your one and only szam is going on a date LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

staying over at my workmates house tonight, and hes fiTTTTTTTTTT or PPPPHHHHyne!!!!!

Just thought i would let ya all know

xxxxxx

BC62 | At The Office

Szam — Fri, 15 Jun 2007 20:23:07 +0000

Bit of a short episode this week, Been really busy with my first week at work, so appologies to The Freak Network & Rainbow Podsquad for no contributions.

He is hogging up my libsyn space
LA Ex thing
New Job
Office Culture
New Collegues
Appologies
forgot to close with contact details (blonde moment)
Other Stuff – Just fucking Listen lazy git

Download: BC62.mp3

Work

Szam — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 21:03:08 +0000

Just a quick note for the podworld,

I am alive yes lol, just been extra busy with work this week, started new job on Monday and its friday tommorow, so i have been at work all the time which is why i have not been able to podcast.

Its just taking time for me to learn all the new material i need to for the office, and then i will be back.

Thanks all of you for your comments and your emails, and i promise i will be back in action as soon as i can.

Cheers,

xxxxxx

Weekend Evaluation

Szam — Sat, 09 Jun 2007 21:54:54 +0000

That is how i feel right now!

So yesterday was fun, i say fun but wait for it!

Decided to go out clubbing with an old mate and her clang etc, went to a bar i always use to go to a couple of years ago, and then went onto one of my favourate clubs in the West End (G-A-Y Astoria).

cut a long story short i got sooo fucked out of my face it was unreal! on the dance floor and my glasses fell orf. Now what you guys dont know is that without my glasess or contact lenses i am acttually classified by the opticians as blind. I cant make out colours figures shapes etc, so ones glasses fell on the dance-floor, three hundred fellow queerslims (gay muslims – i made it up its my own religion fuck you if u dont like it) decided to trample over my Gucci glasses and they broke!

One lens fell out and one bar on the left snapped off so they are fucked now (thank fuck i have a spare pair which ime wearing now) , so i had to make it out of the club as i was now blind and paralettic.

Ones mobile phone (cell phone) got stolen along with ones wallet, passport, and house keys.

No point in thinking about it because their gone now i am not going to get them back so i just laughed it orf.

Now i am recovering for it though, woke up at 6am as i was so drunk, all the drink decided to say hello again by comming back up had nowhere to turn but my window, and puked out the window, it was worse than a scene from the excorsist. so i now had yesterdays pasta and broccoli staring me in the face made me puke even more

But ones okay about it all concidering i might as well have just slept at the club because fuck knows how i got home blind paraletic of my face on variouse drugs and in a dillusional state.

So one starts ones job on monday, yay!!! cant wait for that been waiting 8 months and finally one is employed!

Dont know when the next edition of the BubbleCast will be done did and up because if i am working i wont really have time, spose i will have to work on doing it in the evenings which will be difficult because i wont record when anybody else is in the hice (house – but in a posh way).

So i hope your weekend was better than mine and i will smell yas later. – i am just listening to the “Cafe Arabica” album that one bought on iTunes go buy it its fucking EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raggy Lala! (thats goodbye in my own gay muslim amde up religions language):)

BC61 | Help Amy Find Her Moral Paralell

Szam — Thu, 07 Jun 2007 14:21:14 +0000

In Todays Episode Of The Bubblecast…

Just woke up and not prepared!
Jeffz Craving BubbleCast
Szammy Is Employed!
Commited a sin (smoked in the house)
Quit Smoking For 3 Days Then Relapsed
Sunbaved But Got Sunburnt Instead Of A Tan
Bank Business FUCK HSBC!
Islamic Awareness
Welcome To Forrest!
Big Brotherness
Guantanamo Bayness
Reality Shows – WTF?
Listener Comments / Emails
Chinese State Circus!
Little Chinese Men lol
NY Bomb Plot
Other Stuff (forgot so cant write it lol

Download: BC61.mp3

Take a Guess

Szam — Tue, 05 Jun 2007 22:59:16 +0000

Thought i would put a little update on ones official blog and all that lol.

Yeah i still got a pulse, just not in the mood to podcast thats all. Without saying too much as i would now put anything i have to say in my show contents that way if you like to follow me & listen to my life as it unfolds you got to listen to the BubbleCast episodes

Just chilling out to some smooth jazz, and i am about to go hang my head out of the main window here at the BubbleCast towers to have a cigarette – seing as everybody else has quit and i can no longer smoke in ones own chambers ya get me.

So any emails to say hello would be very much appreciated, and voicemails too, i can play them out on the next BC episode, and if ya gots any questions then communicate by going over to my myspace page or commenting/emailing/calling the Bubble-Line.

Chow! (ciao)
xoxoxoxoxox

Fuckety Fuck Fucking FUCK!

Szam — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 12:27:15 +0000

i am so fucking stressed right now. i have gone 3 days without a ciggie now, not by choice, oh no, because mum decided to quit (really proud of her) i said i wouldnt smoke in the house, now a bitch got no money i cant smoke.

and i am CLIMBING THE FUCKING WALLS!, i am so adgitated stressed i just want that fag fix u know what ime sayyyying.

Your london bitch boi ho needs support on this!!!

Anger Management

Szam — Thu, 31 May 2007 16:25:31 +0000

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialled it. A man answered, saying “Hello.”.

I Politely said, “This is David. Could I please speak with Robert Campbell ?”.

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear “Get the right f**kin number!” and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robert’s correct number to call him, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with him, I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled “You’re a Ba***rd!” and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word ‘Ba***rd’ next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I’d call him up and yell, “You’re a Ba***rd!”. It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic “Ba***rd” calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said,”Hi, this is John Smith from BT . I’m calling to see if you’re familiar with our Caller ID Program?”.

He yelled “NO!” and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, “That’s because you’re a Ba***rd!”.

One day I was at Lakeside Shopping Centre, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a gunmetal grey Land Rover cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I’d been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I
noticed a “For Sale” sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first Ba***rd (I had his number on speed dial,) I thought that I’d better call the Land Rover Ba***rd, too.

I said, “Is this the man with the gunmetal grey Land Rover for sale?”.

Yes, it is”, he said. “Can you tell me where I can see it?” I asked.

“Yes, I live at 129 Alice Street, in Ilford. It’s a terraced house, and the car’s parked right out in front.”.

“What’s your name?” I asked. “My name is Steve Hansen,” he said.

“When’s a good time to catch you, Steve?”. “I’m home most days as I’m currently unemployed.”.

“Listen, Steve, can I tell you something?”.

“Yes?” “Steve, you’re a Ba***rd!”.

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a

problem, I had two a**eholes to call. Then one day I came up with an idea. I

called Ba***rd #1.

“Hello?”.

“You’re a Ba***rd!” (But I didn’t hang up.).

“Are you still there?” he asked.

“Yeah,” I said.

“Stop calling me,” he screamed.

“Make me,” I said.

“Who are you?” he asked.

“My name is Steve Hansen.”.

“Yeah? Where do you live?”.

“I live at 129 Alice Street, Ilford, a terraced house, with my gunmetal grey Land Rover parked out the front.”.

He said, “I’m coming over right now, Steve. And you had better start saying your

prayers.”.

I said, “Yeah, like I’m really scared… Ba***rd.” and hung up.

Then I called Ba***rd #2. “Hello?” he said.

“Hello, Ba***rd,” I said.

He yelled, “If I ever find out who you are…”.

“You’ll do what?” I said.

“I’ll kick your a*se,” he exclaimed.

I answered, “Well, Ba***rd, here’s your chance. I’m coming over right now.”.

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 129 Alice Street, Ilford , and that I was on my way over there to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 5 News about the hoodie war going down in Alice Street, Ilford .

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Alice Street. I got there just in time to watch two Ba***rds beating the crap out of each other in front of six police cars, an overhead police helicopter and a News crew.

Now I feel MUCH better.

Take it from me, anger management really works.