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Pinhead Steven Rattner Turns On Obama In Book

Steven — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 04:59:09 +0000

Steven Rattner, the former Obama “car czar” with the strangest shaped head I have ever seen on an Earth-born being, has written a tell-all book taking Obama to task for his takeover of GM and Chrysler. When Obama fired GM CEO Rick Wagoner and then learned he’d have to be paid a $7.1 million severance package, [...]

“Asian Male” Gunman Storms Discovery Channel Headquarters (UPDATE: Environut!)

Steven — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 18:04:18 +0000

A suspect described as an “Asian male,” reportedly armed with guns and possible explosives, has stormed the Discovery Channel headquarters in Silver Springs, MD. 5:40 PM Update: Gunman Eco-Terrorist James J. Lee dead. One less “filthy human;” mission accomplished. Hostages safe. A man entered the lobby and may have fired a weapon and declared, “Nobody [...]

Reuters: Toomey By 10%, Corbett By 15%

Steven — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:48:16 +0000

A new poll of likely voters, conducted by polling firm Ipsos Public Affairs and published by Reuters, shows Republican Pennsylvania gubernatorial candidate Tom Corbett leading Democratic Socialist candidate Dan Onorato by 15%. In the poll, Corbett gets 49% support to Onorato’s 34%. The same poll shows Republican Senatorial candidate Pat Toomey with a 10% lead over Democratic [...]

Lower Southampton: Prepare For Storm That’s Coming Nowhere Near Us

Steven — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:52:35 +0000

Well, someone’s got a little too much time on his hands, advising residents to prepare for Hurricaine Earl which won’t be coming anywhere near us or affecting our weather in any way. Lower Southampton wants residents to take some time to plan for the storm in the event it causes flooding and power outages. Acting Fire Marshal [...]

Meghan McCain: Sarah Palin Brought Tabloid Atmosphere

Steven — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 14:16:19 +0000

Attention whore Meghan McCain, who apparently stuck a crayon between those two things and wrote a book, accuses Sarah Palin of bringing “a tabloid-attention-getting quality my family has never had–and God willing, never will” to her father’s 2008 Presidential campaign when she was announced as his Vice Presidential candidate. The book’s title? The totally non-tabloid-attention-getting [...]