Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 21-05-12

bumper stickers — Mon, 21 May 2012 22:36:28 +0000

. Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 21-05-12 Guys have feelings too. But like… who cares? So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute! I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. .

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 12-01-12

bumper stickers — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 14:58:20 +0000

. Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 12-01-12 True love is like a ghost, which everyone talks about but no one has actually seen It’s easy to sit there and say you’d like to have more money. And I guess that’s what I like about it. It’s easy. Just sitting there, rocking back and forth, [...]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 22-11-11

bumper stickers — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:30:29 +0000

. . Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 22-11-11 It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn’t there the first time, chances are you won’t be needing him again As long as there are tests there will be prayer in public schools [...]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 11-10-11

bumper stickers — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 10:30:11 +0000

. Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 11-10-11 Women and elephants never, ever forget. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute! Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. .

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 08-09-11

bumper stickers — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 02:29:50 +0000

. . Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 08-09-11 . I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to ME. To all you virgins, thanks for nothing. I’m [...]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 09-08-11

bumper stickers — Tue, 09 Aug 2011 20:00:44 +0000

. There’s an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to. On the other hand, you have different fingers. Real Men Don’t Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute! Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I’ve Been Doing Since 15 .

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 05-07-11

bumper stickers — Tue, 05 Jul 2011 21:23:13 +0000

. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind. Whenever you read a good book, it’s like the author is right here, in the room talking to you, which is why I don’t like [...]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 17-06-11

bumper stickers — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 04:37:51 +0000

. Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long. I’ve always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I’ve changed my mind. It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial costs and blame it on the higher cost of living. [...]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 10-05-11

bumper stickers — Tue, 10 May 2011 18:16:41 +0000

. . Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire. IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve [...]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 16-03-11

bumper stickers — Wed, 16 Mar 2011 19:17:42 +0000

. What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free? I had amnesia once — or twice. BEER: It’s not just for breakfast anymore. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat & drink beer [...]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 14-02-11

bumper stickers — Mon, 14 Feb 2011 14:31:18 +0000

. Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive. Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time That must be wonderful! I don’t understand it at all. I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking [...]

Bumper Stickers & Cool Remarks 15-01-11

bumper stickers — Sat, 15 Jan 2011 18:50:06 +0000

. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doing. Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else. [...]